#my dumbass can't remember the password

[uselessgay10101]

Ah~

I love my humorous reblogs

MC teaching Piama to use the knife was like:

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: dating vivi edition

— IM AWARE SOME OF THESE HAVE RLLY BAD BLUE EDITTED HAIR BUT I WANTED TO TRY IT OUT AND SEE HOW IT WAS 😭

— a little different because its still modern au but i wanted to go with teh idea that vivi was still royalty and reader is her rlly hot bf that the public likes, but tabloids hot bc they dont think hes good enough for her ... whatever that trope is im a sucker for so thats why i made it this way

— male reader B)

liked by king[name], igaram, ttchopper, and 530k others

queenvivi: visited drum island <3

tagged: king[name]

dni_nami: popcrave is gonna love this onneee cuz u look so good here vivi !!

-> queenvivi: thank u nami, i miss u sm !

-> uso_pp: popcrave jus posted on twitter "queen vivi slays in recent photo, shocking the entire country"

king[name]: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND ???I FEEL SICK TO MY STOMACH YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

freeluffy: vivi when r u going to visit us :////

[liked by princesanji, dni_nami, and 70 others]

king[name]: DO YOU NEED A PET? DO YOU NEED A DOG? I'LL BE A GOOD PET FOR U MY QUEEN

-> queenvivi: ??? babe i'm gonna change your password very soon

-> king[name]: WOOF WOOF WOOOOF

-> dni_nami: this why the media hates u [name]

liked by pell, queenvivi, and 70k others

king[name]: will go to as many boring royalty events if it means im by her side <3

tagged: queenvivi

randomroyallyobsessedfan: UGH THEY'RE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM I CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO GET MARRIED

queenvivi: you're so handsome in all of these, im the luckiest woman in the world

roro.zoro: can't you get into a lot of trouble with literally every country for complaining abt this???

-> king[name]: proof?

-> roro.zoro: mf wtf do u mean proof??? THE PROOF IS RIGHT IN THIS POST

igaram: i'm going to murder this dumbass boy.

-> king[name]: oooh im telling on you to miss terracota

[liked queenvivi, dni_nami, and 100 others]

princesanji: i can't believe they make queen vivi cover her blue hair for these events, they are suffocating her natural beauty </333

liked by dni_nami, freeluffy, and 103k others

deuxmoi: do you guys remember when vivi and [name] started dating? the royal couple are everyone's favorite pair !! happy four years to the two of them, to many more in the future to the cutest couple in the worllddd!!! p.s. honestly thank god for [name] because we got to see vivi in his iconic leather jacket, hello?! she looks so good!!

tagged: king[name] and queenvivi

randomroyallyobsessedfan: atp if he doesnt propose to her i will

-> anotherrandom: if she doesnt marry him atp i will

uso_pp: its crazy we r literally friends with the queen of a whole country

-> freeluffy: no we are BEST friends with vivi, usopp :DDD

[liked by queenvivi, king[name], and 200 others]

ttchopper: i remember when they first met, vivi was a blushing mess the entire time

-> queenvivi: please do not remind me. its so embarassing chopper.

-> king[name]: my own girlfriend is embarassed of me </3

princesanji: it should have been ME

-> king[name]: you're a fraud dni w me thanks xoxo

liked by robinkills, king[name], and 450k others

queenvivi: what lana said that one time

tagged: king[name]

dni_nami: i pyo to that song where is my credit

king[name]: stop i am NOT a serial killer the tabloids r gonna have a field day w this reference pls

-> uso_pp: if hes a serial killer then whats the worst that could happen to a girl thats already hurt. im alreayd huurutttt

[liked by queenvivi, king[name], and 200 others]

igaram: QUEEN VIVI BLINK TWICE IF U NEED HELP

-> pell: i'm going to confiscate your phone, she is fine. please relax igaram.

liked by queenvivi, princesanji, and 200k others

king[name]: alexa play seven by jungkook EXPLICITY VERSION. EXPLICIT VERSION. EXPLICITY VERSION.

tagged: queenvivi

robinkills: it's like [name] wants to get banned from seeing vivi again

-> king[name]: the entire country trying to keep me out will not stop me from seeing my beautiful girlfriend

dni_nami: seriously??? of all songs???

-> king[name]: its the way that you can ride its the way that you can ride

-> dni_nami: PLEASE SHUT TH EFUCK UP

-> queenvivi: babe please stop i can't keep explaining these references to my father he might kill you

-> king[name]: LEAVE YOU WITH THAT AFTERGLOOOWWWW

roro.zoro: 3d a better song but alright

-> uso_pp: the way you couldn't be more wrong???

king[name]'s story

i would lay down my life to protect this woman form any harm to come her way, some of you simply will NEVER understand

queenvivi replied to your story: i love you so much, let's stay in tmrw to relax

[boredomisbadforme]

Can you do more yung gray dating head cannons please ?

Of course, sorry it took a while, exams and all (side note: while I was writing this and lost ideas, my dumbass would shout "source material" and go through ALL of his TikToks)

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He's a dog person and I feel like he'd want to come home with a new puppy everyday (lord knows he has the money for it)

He'd take things at a slow pace (gotta make sure you don't want him for money or something like that)

Flowers everyday (if you're allergic then it's plastic flowers)

I feel he'd be a cheesy boyfriend

Dad jokes (idk why it's just a feeling I have)

Dirty jokes too but if you're uncomfortable with it then he won't make them

I feel like he loves kids

Dates are often and expensive

You would know his passwords, he trusts you

Serenades, I have no explanation other than a gut feeling

I can't remember if I said this before but old movies, he likes 'em

Odd nicknames, he just gives that kinda vibe

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I started this while I was still writing exams but I lost motivation and had to take some days off and then family stuff happened so yea. But here it is!

[unheald]

tumblr has logged me out on desktop and now i can't remember my email or password bc i'm a dumbass

[crimsonblackrose]

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With how much Sam went to friends houses, how much they say they trust her, how they said whatever she does they hope she has fun, the fact she didn't get in trouble for note telling them about a party I'm kind of surprised they're freaking out that Anthony, whose head is always glued to his device hasn't seen her since he got home from camp the day before.

But they're totally allowed to worry, it makes sense, it's just...still surprising with how much freedom Sam is allowed.

They are teenagers who've been together all summer. Daniel immediately going to blaming Robby. "I trusted Robby. Sam better be okay." And I don't think he ever realizes or listens to the fact that Robby kept her safe all night, and just tried his hardest to reign her in and that's not on him. Sam wanted to go to the party.

It's sort of that overcompensation for guilt. They had a good time and while they were having a good time their daughter went missing.

Amanda knows Sam's password. Daniel does not.

Aisha's asking if Sam's okay. Probably not what her parents want to hear.

I forgot aisha was like you got soooo drunk. can't believe the cops came.

Who we never see btw. Did they actually come?

The realization that this is probably Robby's would be bedroom. Because that is not Johnny's lamp or bed.

ANOTHER BOX OF TROPHIES OMG JOHNNY. HOW MANY TOURNAMENTS DID YOU WIN? There's at least 8 more in that box.

Awww Robby art.

Johnny truly keeps every crumb of affection he's given by others.

Not the baloney again. Three, one for each of them.

Johnny's phone needs an update, I feel like that's a bad thing. But I can't remember why. Did Daniel try and call him and he didn't answer? I don't remember. I guess Daniel has his number because of the firebird.

Johnny: I gotta tell LaRusso, it's his kid. (Proud of you Johnny)

Robby: Please don't, let me take the blame.

Why didn't Amanda go with Daniel?

Johnny doesn't park in front of his apartment. How does Daniel know which apartment is his?

Johnny: Please calm down. Daniel: NO, breaks down his door.

Daniel hitting people with doors and gates since 1984. Freddy and Johnny now have something in common.

Also ow

To be fair, Johnny tried to be calm and said he'd explain what was going on then Daniel broke in. If Daniel's pissed about this then he shouldn't be mad about Johnny punching anoush.

This is why we don't fight in tiny apartments you two dumbasses. RIP TV #2, also a big ow for Daniel. That literally falls off and hits him on the head, pinning him a bit between the shelf and the TV landing him abdomen first into the corner of it, which had to hurt like hell.

Sam is awake and confused and totally lost.

Poor Robby, he thought he could protect Sam by taking the blame, not realizing he was in one of his mongoose brain modes which means Robby is in the same boat of black and white as he puts Johnny, aka pure evil.

Poor Robby. He wasn't expecting to get kicked out by Daniel over it. He's so used to Daniel being calm cool and collected and not this side of him that's so unforgiving.

You want to be like your father, be my guest. Daniel, get you were scared but you didn't even listen or try, you lashed broke in, fought your way through, yelled at Sam and then dragged her out of there without even really listening.

What a great way to start the school year for both Sam and Robby. Sam hungover, and Robby brokenhearted. Like Daniel the kid already has abandonment issues.

It's the first day of school, why are there parent meeting flyers up already? Also who puts flyers on random people's lockers? Like what school makes that a policy? It's weird. The one for varsity wrestling kinda makes sense, but still, weird.

Oof Tory saw the kiss and is ghosting Miguel and Aisha.

I feel like Miguel and Aisha's friendship is kind of understated, but she's truly there for him and i love their friendship.

So Sam and Daniel must've talked since she's grounded from her car.

Daniel's just pissed that Sam went to Johnny and not her, and it's unfair for him to take it out on Robby. Like yes it was Robby's idea, but still.

Sam is trying here.

"I thought I could help him but"

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DANIEL? Are you not listening. Robby did nothing wrong. He spent the whole party trying to talk Sam out of drinking, but he couldn't force her to not, he got her out of there before the cops came and when SHE refused to go home he took her somewhere safe. How on earth does that mean you give up on Robby?

I can't. Welcome to the party Daniel, Robby does in fact have a family. A family you refused to tell that he needed a place to live and instead you just kidnapped him and now that you're no longer happy with him you're like abandoning him? No. That's not how this works. You don't go I want someone to train with me in karate, I pick this kid. And then decide to keep him only to abandon him when he did...what exactly wrong?????

Like yes you need to focus on your own family but my dude you're the one who told Shannon you'd take responsibility for Robby and then you...do this.

Meanwhile Johnny here excited to be a Dad

My guess is that Robby didn't get a chance to go to the LaRussos and get his stuff.

I couldn't find a trapper keeper, are those still cool? I don't know what that is. I had one with a fighter jet on it. It was awesome. Johnny you nerd.

Poor Robby, not even sad about school or nervous about school but he does feel that way about Sam and the LaRussos.

I feel like Robby misunderstands his father. Like Johnny didn't come get him earlier because he knew the LaRussos were good for him, probably thought they were better then he was, which was why when he realized Robby had moved in he didn't go get him but instead got drunk and cried on Carmen's couch. And sure Miyagi-do is good for him, I don't think Johnny's going to diss Miyagi-do or the LaRussos for what they did for Robby.

Ah, saved/moment ruined by a call from Miguel.

Robby, wise beyond his years, telling Johnny he thinks they could learn from one another.

I don't think Johnny knows Robby and Miguel are still feuding.

Robby's precious thanks for driving me dad with that tentative hopeful look.

I also want to point out that Johnny just listened. He didn't correct or say his opinions about Daniel or anything. He respected that Robby got a lot out of it all. He holds his tongue when he realizes he should. Not always. But sometimes.

Hi there you've reached the smart phone answering machine of Johnny Lawrence sensei of Cobra Kai Karate. Please leave a message and I will get back to you when I get a chance.

Robby being cute: Excuse me, I'm new to this school, could you help me find Ms Santino's class.

Robby how is it your fault, she didn't want to go home, you couldn't force her to go home.

Robby came clean about the medal of honor. Ah he's so hopeful.

People coming up and talking to Eli and trying to show support, something I don't think they used to do must be shocking. Even if it's for an embarrassing thing.

School's fall musical is Grease

Stingray applying to be a school security guard. How'd he even get this interview with principal Lopez? (stingray is not a yellow belt yet)

Robby's in a computer class, Miguel and Hawk are in what looks like a science class, and I think Sam's in English looking at the Outsiders book.

Does Tory even go to this school? She must right? Also Tory this was a terrible idea.

That was also the shortest class ever. It was literally get in, sit down, listen to announcements, bell.

Miguel and Robby just doing their hardest and putting their lives on the line to keep these two girls from fighting.

Meanwhile Alisha is right there.

And another LaRusso breaks Robby's heart.

Hawk and his bros recreating Freddy and his friends pushing Daniel back into the fight on the beach with Johnny. Hawk, how dare you. I'm going to give you some of the blame for Miguel's back. And also once again, the average citizen in the Valley is super bloodthirsty for fights. No one is trying to stop this.

Ow, Tory went for head shots, used Sam's backpack against her and slammed her into a locker. How on earth did Hawk, who was in the same class as Miguel get there before Miguel?

Y'all need to calm down. Robby's literally trying to be peacekeeper and to calm them all down but of course Miguel was late, despite, again being in the same class as Hawk and RUNNING the whole way there. What did Hawk do teleport? So of course Miguel just sees Robby with his hand on Tory and Tory pinned against the locker, he doesn't clock the please calm down body language.

Aisha, why didn't you tell Miguel that Robby was just trying to calm things down, you were there.

Chris: we gotta do something.

Demetri's brain cell returning: I'll go get a teacher.

Hawk, that was your fellow cobra you just shoved aside. He just wants to fight people.

Aisha finally woke up to yell at Tory and Sam to stop fighting.

It is a really good fight sequence though.

Moon's outfit is cute.

That's the second time Tory leans down and just picks Sam up and one of them screams as they run off screen, which had to have been hilarious to film

Demetri went to go get Mr. Palmer. Who watches another teacher get elbowed in the face, lose his glasses and flipped and is like nope.

Miggy that was rude. Like that move? Learned if from your dad. Low blow dude.

Robby, what a jump man! From the main floor to the landing. Jeez.

Also what I hate is, like Daniel and Johnny, Miguel and Robby want the same exact thing. But they're too caught up in their preconceived notions to realize it.

There are also flyers for a car wash.

Chris hits his friend with a Simply Macroeconomics book.

The rest of the fights are very, fun? But Hawk's hunt for Demetri is like a horror movie.

Well add it to lost in the heat of a fight hitting your s/o list. Tory kicked and hit Miguel

The one fight the security guard successfully stopped because he could pick them up and break them apart. 😂

Tory literally dragging Sam by her hair to teh stairs is so dangerous.

Sam, why'd you have to sass Tory with is that the only way you know how to fight? Dirty? Because Tory's not going to view it as honor or whatever, she's going to take it as a challenge.

That is a different bracelet then when Tory introduced it. Someone must've said, we need that thing to look scarier for this fight and less hot topic.

Proud of Demetri, this is his first real fight where he's had to use Miyagi-do to defend himself. (Probably the same for everyone else, but the difference is the new Miyagi-do were originally Cobra Kai and already knew some Cobra Kai/already ready to fight, Demetri is the only one other than Sam and Robby who are solely Miyagi-do.

Kicking Hawk into glass had to hurt. (For hawk) And Demetri even apologizes before he does it.

Ah, Robby thinks Miguel took advantage of Sam, not that Sam also made a move. These two are paying attention enough to talk and enough for Miguel to be horrified at the prospect.

Maybe if Miguel answered rather then fight the why did it happen...what eventually happens might not have happened.

Sam kicking Tory over the railing and down the stairs was horrifying, but thankfully Tory is okay. also teh fact she was going to totally maim Sam with that bracelet ala TKK2 hair hold end fight but dark version.

She doesn't love you she loves me, Miguel, you're with Tory now, don't say stuff like that.

The kick Robby does is pretty cool. Miguel catches one of his feet and Robby kicks with his other to get free.

Miguel's mercy 🥺🥺🥺🥺 he even apologizes.

this is why you should put your hair up Robby, you weren't focusing on where you were fighting and the possible dangers.

Hawk's the first one to Robby's side, followed by Sam.

Daniel looking at all of Robby's stuff, his clothes, his bed, his skateboard. The books he was reading: The history of Okinawa and the courage of the 442nd. Robby was truly all in on this life for himself.

Amanda got a call and comes running in.

Johnny's putting up his Third TV.

He's still struggling with his phone.

Carmen's scream is what gets his attention. They all go to the hospital together by the looks of it. Carmen blames Johnny, Rosa tells her to not have that fight now, but she tells Johnny she never wants to see him again and Johnny just accepts that.

Sam has three cuts, two of which require stitches on her inner right arm.

It was an accident. But Daniel's surprised Robby would do that and Sam blames herself. Which I mean...she did get super drunk and kiss Miguel which set the whole thing off, but generally you expect like a normal fight over that not a school wide brawl.

Amanda's crying.

Johnny's standing outside of Miguel's door.

Miguel calling because he had girl trouble and wanted advice and that's going to just be one more thing Johnny blames himself for.

He promises to come by after school to the dojo and says they can grab a burger at the place they like because his mom has work. And Johnny's crying with his hand to the glass of Miguel's door looking at him.

Just two grown men going to cry in an elevator together. Daniel looks pissed but leaves first without saying anything.

Johnny's drinking again.

Kreese totally made a copy of his keys. The dojo is unlocked, the lights are on.

Kreese also doesn't have them in the front room, they're in the back behind a closed door, like some underground secret society.

There's only 8 in this class. Also how did Johnny let them down when they needed him the most????

No Aisha, but Tory is there. Stingray and Hawk and a few others.

They block Johnny from Kreese. Johnny backs down. They blame Miguel's injury on Johnny.

Kreese has just been waiting. He talked to the landlord while Johnny was with Tommy.

I will never let my students lose, even if they have to learn the hard way. One day you'll thank me for this Johnny.

Johnny takes a step forward, all the students take a step forward.

Poor Johnny. This was a mistake, you want cobra kai it's yours. He literally wanted to take what he'd learned and to grow it into something positive, and his students betrayed him, Kreese betrayed him, Daniel struck every chance he got. And now the kid who believed in him the most might die because of his own son. Johnny literally did all the hard work, from the ground up to get Cobra Kai up and running, to create a dojo, to gain students, to teach them and then Kreese steals them and his dojo.

Sam has a favorite sandwich from il Tramezzino. Daniel shows his love through food.

The doctor thinks Sam might've cracked a rib.

Amanda snapping at the mongoose brain starting up again.

Johnny sitting on the beach drinking, watching the sunset .

The first time I saw this I sobbed and had to check the wiki to make sure Miguel survived and they weren't cruelly killing him off because the actor wanted to do something else. (too many shows do that)

His little lucky rabbit keychain sticking out of his backpocket.

Aha I knew I remembered he yeeted his phone towards the beach. He also throws his hard liquor at the car. Goodbye lucky rabbits foot. Like I get tossing the cobra kai car keys, and the dojo keys, but bud, aren't your house keys on that thing too?

ah yes the Ali friend request.

No phone, no keys, I guess Johnny just walks home and then is...locked out of his apartment unless he leaves keys for himself somewhere.

Also for some reason I always thought Johnny snapped at Robby but Robby ran away without interacting with his dad again.

[thebluespacecow]

o7 gamers

i feel the need to be burried for the simple reson that i cannot exes my email from any device that isn't my laptop

but i fucking need to because character ai, being a little bitch, had an update that fuckin' forgot my account, is now asking me for only my email and when i give it to it, it asks me to verify, when i do (from my email, on my laptop) i can only open it from my account-on my laptop (from my email)

reson why i can't get to my email on anything else is because i forgot the password i made for the bastard, and the person i made it with also dosn't remember, and me, being a fucking dumbass at the time, didn't write it down 'cause it was my school computer password, and i thought, i thought i'd remember. but i forgot it so long ago, that now i've now had it chainged two fucking times

so here i am, at 3-something-am, in tears and so deeply frustrated to the point my chest hurts, over fucking character.ai

[casuallyceltic]

My iPad was like "Hey, some of your passwords may have been compromised in a data leak. You should change them." and my dumbass who can't remember more than three passwords at a time is like

[adashi-lives]

is this a bot now

Always has been

[liebelesbe]

.

[harperwasstaken1]

𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑊𝑒 𝑂𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑌𝑒𝑡?

Goodnight Sunghoon.

Park Sunghoon x Idol!Reader

𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔➪ Swearing, Suggestive Jokes, Idol Contract, Mention of Harsh Diets.

Words: Idk

𝑺𝒚𝒑𝒏𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒔➪ It was against the rules, and they both know it. But love can't help itself. The 2 idols who met during a collab fell inlove deeply. She was allowed to date freely, he wasn't, well. Not until the scandal came out.

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As soon as Enha's manager parked, Sunghoon, who looked awfully excited, got out and took my backpack.

He made me bring the seal and penguin plushies, as he wanted to keep the seal plushie and made me bring the penguin.

He dragged me inside, and opened the door after putting in the password to the lock. Immediately as we walked in, I was met with the boys on the couch playing videogames.

I stood behind Sunghoon with the plastic bag of food. He cleared his throat with a huge smile.

"Yah! Park Sunghoon, you're home earlier than I expected." Jay said, as he turned to Sunghoon.

"Well, I brought someone with me." From behind Sunghoon, you can literally see how excited he was.

"Is it Gaeul?" Riki said, somewhat excited. The visible fall of Sunghoon's expression(bcz his back literally curled) was obvious.

"No, I don't wanna bring Gaeul here when you're at home dumbass." Sunghoon retorted. I snickered quietly.

"Anyways, I brought Y/n. She'll be our babysitter for a week." He beamed at the boys.

"Babysitter? I'm going home." I rolled my eyes, he frowned and held my hoodie sleeve.

"No, stay. We need actually home cooked food here." He muttered. I sighed as he went to his respective room and put my stuff on his bed.

I quietly made my way to their kitchen, placing the plastic bag on the counter. Riki, who followed in interest, stood beside me.

"What's that?" He mumbled, as I took out the packed food.

"Ah, it's Kimchi Jjigae, Tteokbokki, Jajangmyeon, Fried Chicken, some cake, bunggeoppang for you and Mint Choco icecream for Sunoo." I told him as I put the cake, and icecream in the fridge.

Niki's eyes lit up in delight as I removed the lids from the container to reveal the still hot food.

"Do you mind helping me set the table?" I told him, he shook his head and took the plates and such and placed them at the table.

Soon Jake and Jungwon came in, I smiled at them. "I have dinner for you guys, since Sunghoon did say he told you guys to not eat anything." I grinned.

Jake ran back to get the others as Jungwon and Riki sat beside eachother, staring at the variety of food. I took out the steamed rice from their rice cooker and placed it in the middle.

Jay who looks like he was forced out of his game, immediately sat when he saw the Fried Chicken.

"You guys can start eating, you know?" I laughed as they stared and waited for me. Sunghoon then came in and sat on the vacant seat.

"Aren't you eating Noona?" Sunoo asked. I shook my head, as I saw the evident grimace of Sunoo, Sunghoon and Riki.

"Aren't you on a harsh diet? I remember you saying that in an interview once." Sunghoon said with a frown.

"Well, I am. But I'm not hungry." I pursed my lips. Sunghoon sighed, and stood up. Dragging me by the sleeve and making me sit down.

"You're eating. You just muttered you were hungry in the car." I let out a slight pout as he narrowed his eyes at me.

"Fine." He smiled softly, giving me a pair of chopsticks.

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With Sunoo, who dragged me over to watch 'Y/n being the middle child'. I scrunched my nose as I saw a video of my predebut dance practice.

"Sunoo, I'd rather have you still eat mint choco and go freshen up rather than watching this with me." I said as I watched myself get dragged by a staff.

"Then let's just watch, 'DayDr3am VS Y/n's british accent'" I looked at him weirdly. As I immediately heard the snippet of the video eith my accent, while I said; "Hello, My name is Y/n and I am the so-called, British Idol from DayDr3am."

Literally 5 minutes in all I hear are words like; "Blimey!", Mocking Hermione from Harry Potter saying; "Charming, Ronald.", "Darling", or the famous line I said to Jisoo, "You do know you're the leader and you're spoiling the most than rest of all".

Now I have Enha mocking my accent.

"You knauw da it waznt mah folt." Jungwon tried to say. I just sat there watching them, as I yawned.

"May I go to sleep now? It'd be a great pleasure from my behalf." I muttered in english. Sunghoon snapped his eyes to my direction and stood up to show me his bed.

"Sorry for the boys. They just love accents." He snickered. I breathed out a laugh as I sat down on his bed.

"I don't care, the girls do that alot too." I grinned.

"Well, I'll be outside in the livingroom still. I'll be here in just a few. Goodnight Y/n." He smiled. I smiled back at him.

"Goodnight Sunghoon."

Taglist➪ @enhacolor @sungookie @duolingofanaccount

[dreamhot]

Signed up for wattpad in 2014 flash forward to last year and their data breach put my email on the dark web and someone tried to scam me lol

oh we love ourselves a good data breach ... i've found my old passwords on sites that track that sort of shit but luckily i've never gotten into any sort of trouble (save for my first neopets account getting shut down but that was my own dumbass fault for falling for a scammer loool)

gonna answer the other fanfic asks under a cut

Anonymous asked: I remember reading Hermione x Ron fanfics on deviant art when I was like 12 :/ also used to read Percy Jackson fics on Wattpad but we don’t talk about that 🤡

re: the last point - you and dream both, pal

Anonymous asked: its kinda funny for me to think about, i got into fanfic by reading mcyter fics (shout out team crafted). they were reader insert and not shipping but i really have come full circle

when i was into rtah, there was def some fic centred around let's play minecraft, but . i was reading the shipping stuff Oops

Anonymous asked: my first fanfiction experience was in 2014? In YOUTUBE. there were channels that made videos reading fanfictions they've got god knows where and if they were multichapter they would usually upload twice a week or something. Now that I think about it it was weird af cause istg the voices reading couldn't have had more than 15/16 years old and they read some filthy stuff sometimes. I can't even imagine reading shut outloud, let alone RECORD MYSELF DOING IT

yeah like i was def too young to be writing some of the fic i did at like, 16/7, but . that was also an era in which people weren't really disclosing their ages anyway lol BUT PUTTING YOUR VOICE TO IT ...? that's a level of bravery i can't even fathom

Anonymous asked: possibly my first fanfiction experience that i can remember was discovering that the avatar the last airbender wiki had a closely linked sister wiki for fanfic content and i dived into that. it must have been like… 2010/11? I knew about ffnet around the same time thanks to my brother but i’m not sure which actually was in my life first. anyway shoutout to avatar fanon wiki

fanon wikis are so fascinating like either they're enormously helpful and point out a lot of cool content Or they're just ill-kept messes of drama. always seems to be one or the other lmao

Anonymous asked: if we're sharing our fanfic experiences, i will say i used fanfic.net, ao3, wattpad, devientart, and quotev, and fanfiction.net has a special place in my heart. its where ot3s, brotps, lemons, using hate comments as fuel to bake cookies, disclaimers about not owning characters, a/n: breaks in the middle of the story, and songfics with the lyrics taking up half the word count really thrived. times were simpler back then

STOPPP NOT THE A/N BREAKS ... you'd be reading a fic and then it suddenly breaks into a fuckin roleplay dialogue between the author and the characters like WHAT'S GOING ON HERE !! i remember when ff.net purged all the songfic etc and how fucking mad ppl were cos they literally just . deleted shit without warning. they were truly merciless back then

Anonymous asked: my experience with fic platforms is kinda weird because i'm definitely in the "too young to have used ffn regularly" demographic but because english is not my first language and my first fandom was full of people who in general were 10+ years older than me (because after my brother taught me how to pirate stuff i ended up getting into 90s anime), the first fic i ever encountered was in ffn and wattpad became popular and easily accessible to me not long after, so for a while those were my two sites until i became fluent enough in english to engage fandom and moved from there to ao3 without struggling with the lack of content in a language i could read. it's funny because whenever older people talk about the youth (tm) not knowing how things were before ao3 it makes me feel old lmao

that's interesting tho :0 see, the thing is that wattpad and ff.net are still in USE, so it's completely possible that ppl were (or are?) using them while others used ao3 - though it blows my mind why anyone would CHOOSE to use ff.net in the year of our lord 2022

[2edge4u]

Do y'all remember that south park episode where the boys get their cable company to block all the informative muder porn channels with a minecraft password so their parents couldn't watch and wouldn't all kill each other? Can we figure out how to do that with fox news? So our parents can't watch it and pull up with some dumbass shit to say? Please? I'm tired and my crops are dying.

[chaotic-cosmic-chaos]

I'm a fucking dumbass. Some how, my blog got deleted. I logged out, couldn't remember my password, reset, got in and now it's all gone! Years and years of posts gone. Now all I crave is death. I am looking for my friend, I can't remember their username cause I'm stupid.

[radfem-gossip]

Hi this is straightgirls and i'd appreciate if you guys posted this early since i feel it's important to share my story. I apologise for the length but this is important both as an explanation but especially as a warning. My infamous pedo mtf stalker (who I'm now suspecting might be the person that hacked rad-n), had been threatening to hack me for weeks but i didn't pay attention to it because i didn't think he'd go through with it, since he had attempted to doxx me in the past but wasn't successful. But today I had a link submitted to me that claimed it was to my nudes, so i clicked on it and the website it led to was blank. I closed it and moved on thinking it was a screamer but after a while he submitted my own selfies along with pictures of my family and friends to me. All of them were pictures I had on my phone and in my tumblr drafts and nowhere else (i save pictures in my drafts sometimes so they don't get lost in my camera roll, yes I know it's stupid but i had never thought someone would acess them). One of them was a picture of my preteen step-brother that I had taken a week ago when we went to eat ice cream together. Just seeing his cute happy face made me burst out in tears and I suddenly felt like I was bringing him in danger Another one of them was a nude picture of a pair of boobs. I didnt even look enough to see if they were mine or not because I quickly panicked and made my blog private and changed all my passwords and i went to archive my blog for future reference but by then the damage was done. He started deleting my posts one by one (dumbass doesn't know you can use mass editor for that apparently) and he must have messaged people too, one of them being himself, where he told himself those gross things about csa so he could screenshot it and make it look like it was me. (atleast come up with something realistic dude, everyone and their mother knows that i'm a csa survivor by now. why the fuck would i make fun of it?). I wondered why he didn't just deactivate my account, but then it occurred to me that he must want to keep my 2,000 followers so he can post my nudes on my blog (which he had been threatening to do forever.he said he wants to humiliate me). Since straightgirls is a side blog and he had hacked into my main, I made a new main blog, transferred the straightgirls sideblog onto that new main blog and he lost access to it because he had only hacked into my old main. I'm just hoping that he doesn't have access to my phone or laptop, but so far it doesn't seem like it. And I'm pretty sure that it was the same person who hacked rad-n, because he had also messaged me in September 2016, when all of this started, and he had introduced himself as an italian man and he told me all these weird things about how much he wanted to wipe out all men and how he was bullied for being feminine Currently I still have access to straightgirls but I'll be keeping​ it on private and not posting​ on it. And he has access to my main blog, which only has about 100 followers so posting my nudes on there wouldn't really do anything lol. I don't even know if he actually has my nudes but I'm not risking anything. I don't know when and if I'll ever be back. And I don't know who this guy that did all of this to me even is, whether he's an old man from india, a young guy from italy or a mtf from germany named max. all i know is that i'm tired of being stalked and sexually harrassed and threatened. i have panic attacks daily and i have nightmares of him finding me. I feel violated and dirty and gross and I'm already dealing with enough and I can't​ do this anymore. I'm scared for my life and my family, especially for my little brother who is the light of my life and who I love more than anything and am very protective of. My stalker told me in the past that he would only leave me alone if I stopped blogging about radical feminism, so maybe you could say he won but what matters to me more than anything​ right now is my sanity and the safety of my baby brother. So goodbye. Take care and please, PLEASE, if you have any weird links sent to you, by ANYONE, please do not click on them. If you got any weird messages from me while I was hacked, please forgive me and remember they were not from me. You guys don't have to worry about this guy having your info through our chats because I already delete ever chat immediately after talking to the person but please don't openly give out your private information like I did. And dear whoever it is that did this to me, please​ just leave me alone from now on. You won, okay? You managed to beat THE straightgirls, that should be enough. I won't blog about radical feminism anymore. Just please stay away from my family. They're innocent and have nothing to do with whatever it is you did this to me for. I'm going to go hug them now. Bye

[monstrous-beauty]

Monstrous Beauty Text Posts

Jake: What (and i cannot stress this enough) the fuck/ sure. blame the guy who's a huge idiot who causes a lot problems, again/ Me in jail: so are you guys familiar with the cell block tango/ Apparently "the vibes are off" isn't a just excuse to leave work early/ what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck/ what doesn't kill doesn't kill you/ yesterday at target the cashier said "your receipt is the bag* and I responded with "you too" so I've been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but I'm slowly coming to terms with it which is cool/ *enters my own password* i'm in/ due to personal reasons I will be cheating death/ *gets down on one knee* *gets down on the other* *doesn't get up ever*/ Not to be dramatic but if I don't get my life together I will die/ I have pure intentions, bitch! you can't kill me/ cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you me: yeah he was not very friendly

Storm: Which is messier my life or my hair/ "I am unknowable" I say as I overshare my biggest childhood trauma's in the first conversation with someone/ I love laying the FUCK down and sleeping/ me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault/ my only goal in life is to destroy the space-time continuum/ i am a huge fan of space, both outer and personal/ Yeah sex is great but have you looked at common English words and then followed their systematic time changes back through Old English and Proto-Germanic all to the way to their Proto-Indo-European roots, whispered one of those roots out loud, and been overwhelmed by a sense of Lovecraftian insignificance as it dawns on you that you just reached back across scores of centuries and spoke a word older than civilization itself?/ but i don't have a hyperfixation i'll die

Adrienne: im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. i want to be set loose./ are my prophetic visions a joke to you/ There has been a lady inside my head screaming for the past 10 years and u think taking a bath and doing yoga will stop her? U are wrong. She is a very mad lady and she will not be silenced/ Cranky because you haven't had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren't you/ i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte destyred/ me: *hangs out with little kids and tries to teach them self love and feminist ideas*/ Pros and cons of wearing all black pros: hot as hell cons: hot as hell/ If someone points at your black clothes and asks you who's funeral it is, a look around the room and casual "haven't decided yet" is a good response

Solais: mentally i'm at least 5"11. physically? don't worry about it/ don't call yourself edgy unless you talk to dead people and have daddy issues/ im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour/ once i figure out how to hold a conversation it's frienship for you bitches/ me: *is tiny* me: (;'._.');/ no homo bro *thinks about you* thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you* *thinks about you*/ Listen man I'm just trying to wear soft sweaters and read my books and love myself/ i was put on this earth to eat bagels and be gay/ actually Ratatouille is the dish's name, you're thinking of Ratatouille's monster. im what the kids call

attention seeking/ me gay? why yes thank you for noticing/ on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says "i'm all yours!"/ nothing is awkward or cheesy if you don't give a fuck. i'm on this earth to have a good time. not to be cool./ i aspire to be one of those people who is known for always smelling good and treating people kindly/ big heart energy/ me @ you: >> this is my protecting women and girls knife/ doing violence tonight so watch out if you're weak to attacks/ why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one/ goes to the kitchen holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

Mal: these hands rated e for everyone/ forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible/ "I expected better from you" well that was your fault lmao i got nothing to do with that/ im beautiful im delicious i literally cannot die i want 200 dollars/ friendly reminder that i literally cannot die, and id love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down/ Slutty in theory but not in practice/ I just wannna be vaguely unsettling, not even scary or creepy, I just want people to look at me and feel like there's something A Little Bit Wrong but they don't know what when they tell the story of the slighty cryptid being to their friends later/ Hmmm gay rights but only for me i think? The rest of you are on your own/ i say i'm gay a lot for someone who is technically bisexual/ occupation: the family disappointment/ [steps on my emotions and grinds them under my heel] anyways/ i am evil and not straight/ me: breathes parents: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE/ you ever listen to your dad talk and be like "why are you like this?"/ dont you hate when you wake up and you're awake/ oh god...oh fuck...*yearns*/ Due to personal reasons I'll be going feral/ Quitting school to become a plant who wants to join me we can make a forest/ Anyways! *climbs out of the scattered and ruined debris of my feelings*/ so what if i love you. shut up/ i ask myself 48 times a day "am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?" the answer is always yes of course/ *lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor/ I may seem like an asshole but deep down I'm good person and even deeper down I'm a bigger asshole/ in my defense, i was left unattended

[citizen-zero]

GOD okay I'm sorry I keep harping on this but the more I look at it the worse it gets. Like it's bad enough already that it's some xenophobic racist bullshit but it's just plain fuckin bad effort on top of that.

Like first of all that's not even what Starbucks advertising materials look like. Even in their email promotions, all drinks and text are contrasted against an OFF-white or cream or light tan background. You know, something reflective of the product they're advertising. I've never seen it be JUST one color background and very rarely a plain stark white or an uninteresting dark color like the one on the left. Every time I've seen a dark background it's been something like a dark wooden table or countertop. Advertisements also rarely use just green and black lettering, if I remember correctly--usually the colors match the "mood" or emotion they want to evoke. So like, when they advertise their shaken iced teas during the summer time, they often use tropical/fruity colors like peach or fuchsia.

Also, Starbucks like never refers to their shit as "cold" beverages. It's ICED you stupid brand-ignorant fucks.

On top of that, since fucking when has Starbucks ever run promotions where the entire store is discounted? Fucking never. NEVER! It's always a very limited range of product and/or (usually and) it's available for a limited time range during the day. Frappucino happy hour is always one week, from 2-5pm, and is only for frappucinos, never for anything else in the store. When they gave away those free shaken iced teas a couple weeks ago it was only 3 flavors, in the smallest size, for one fucking hour on one goddamn day.

And again, I can't emphasize enough how not-on-brand the whole "Use the coupon code _____" thing is. Like, maybe I'm wrong, but I have never once seen it employed as a marketing tool. Like, what are you doing? Giving the barista a secret password? The only way you could redeem this is by saying you're undocumented and 1) there'd be no way to prevent people who are citizens/documented from using it to get free product, and 2) I'm pretty sure Starbucks couldn't legally demand people's status in exchange for goods and service. Like maybe I'm wrong again but it feels like there's probably some kind of laws about that.

There's so much more I could comment on. I mean I hope this weird screed is helpful for anyone as far as spotting literal false advertising goes, but my god.

Anyway, I hope a bunch of racist dumbasses get shitty about this and try "protesting" at their local Starbucks and end up getting investigated by ICE for their trouble. Get you a fucking taste of that medicine.

You may have seen these fliers going around on social media and just to be safe I’m warning you all that this is false. It was posted maliciously on reddit and spread around to get undocumented immigrants to disclose their documentation status. Likely thinking that some would get reported on or whatever intentions that were had here. It’s spread so much that Starbucks even sent out memos to all their stores about this rumor. Spread the information that it is FALSE.