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The birds pre Diplomatic Immunity. Putting Teldryn in netch leather because I just have to have him running around in it across games. Featuring the pretty circlet gift I referenced in an ask recently :)
Sydari is going to a really boring party and isn't impressed with the outfit Delphine picked out (too stuffy) so she's running around Proudspire Manor in her flimsy green robe thing.
Just wanted to draw these two together, it's going into that "To be rendered" list.
#my art#teldryn sero#sydari aralen#linearts#serious mistakes#my dumb birds#dunmer#his hair is just...
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“Resurrection”
#pimsriart#pimsriart2023#I have been playing so much path of titans ahhhhh#dinosaur is my childhood hyperfixation lol#but i literally don't know anything else#i'm dumb and science can't get into my brain pls don't ask me which dino are they bc i don't know DX#dinosaur#uhhh#iguanodon#i think#and some#raptors#birds#the text is from mahler's symphony no2 finale
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he is like a bird. sleeping. in a dog bed.
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#really dumb sorry#my art#portal 2#wheatley#chell portal#chell#you know how you put a blanket over a bird cage to put them to sleep#unless im crazy then it's that#really old idea#comic
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Barely sentient marshmallow has the time of her life
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Important:
there is a bird that looks like Peppino Spaghetti.
#🍕#my dumb memes#most important pizza tower news#everyone needs to know this#oh and if you're wondering what kind of bird this is it's a pied crow :3 they really do look like they're cosplaying as peppino lmao
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it's absurd to me how effective the Finch app is (not sponsored, obviously). like, will i take care of me? for my own sake? heavens no. i shall wallow instead 💅
but for him? for this bird-themed assortment of pixels i got to name, gender, and customize into my son??? will i do little self-care tasks to check off so i can buy my bird-child outfits, furniture, feather/beak dyes, micro-pets; and give him the energy to go out on adventures so he can experience new things (like discovering he does not like The Three Little Pigs story) and develop a personality reactive to said experiences???? must i gamify my own needs and goals into fake money to provide for him?
yes. apparently, yes, i will stop wallowing and start taking care of myself— not for my own sake— but for my bird-son. and i am not going to shame myself for it, because nothing else has worked. and if having a self-care tamagotchi-neopet gets the job done? so be it. the brain works in mysterious ways
and if you think "hmm, maybe this will awaken something within me" now that you know this app exists? then this joke-post at my own expense will have been worth it lol (also, the app is free, though they do have a paid version that gives you extra goodies)
Finch app: [ android link ] ♡ [ iphone link ]
#finch#finch app#finch self care app#finch self-care app#nobody make fun of his dumb name okay my psychiatrist recc'ed me this app and i took naming this bird v unseriously and now im attached 💀#also he should be older than a toddler i know i know but i just like how teeny he is as a toddler so i keep avoiding aging him up lmao rip#me
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Fly, little bird.
I LOVE YOU PRISTINE CUT APOTHEOSIS
Hopefully this will count towards the draw the princess thing! <3
A zoom in and the uncolored lines because why not
#slay the princess#stp fanart#stp the long quiet#i love you long quiet#I really like drawing the dumb bird…#I’m sure no one can tell he’s my favorite#pristine cut gave me life#thank you for your amazing game black tabby#the long quiet
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Been wanting to sketch a design for Starhawk for a little while lol
snow bots au by keferon
#dumb bird boy that complains whenever snow manages to get in his boots#my art#transformers#transformers oc#starhawk#snow bots au#which btw is my favorite humanformers au#smth about it is very warm and nostalgic for me#maybe because I grew up in Wyoming#had to deal with a lot of snow every winter#humanformers
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*trips and falls over* oh noooooo *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headca
#ivan raidenovitch raikov#mgs raikov#metal gear solid#metal gear#mgs#naked snake & kaz are here but im not tagging#hes so evil and dumb and gay and i hate him but i love him#me when i take the gag gay character youre not supposed to take seriously seriously#i have so many dumb headcanons for this fool. i need to draw volgin too#tw vomit#not super graphic but it is bile tbh#cecile and raikov would talk about bugs and birds maybe. if raikov wasnt fucking deranged.#my art tag
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Here's a fun fact about owls:
they are. silly
#pokemon#hisuian decidueye#rowlet#dartrix#decidueye#doodles#owls are probably my favourite birds of prey#and to my knowledge they are also very dumb birds#just silly little guys
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It'd be so funny if Kine in your style looks the same as he does in the games. There's all these realistic animals and then BOOM this jarring THING
i hear you anon and i do agree.... however... i would like to raise you Thing That I Personally Think Would Be Even Funnier:
earth accurate sizes.
#god do i tag them. this is so dumb. you know what. whatever#rick kine and coo#my art#coo (kirby)#to be fair i am a bird autist and not a fish autist. i COULD draw a “more realistic” mola mola but i kinda just don't want to.
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If xelqua can get small, how small can he get, has he ever gotten small enough to ride jellie?
thats such a silly concept ADJGKAK i don't know actually !!! i play it as... well hes a god, i guess he could technically do whatever he wants, he can see code and rip worlds apart--but just chooses to take on different forms of Grian--forms he's seen before. So I guess if you introduced the idea to him while he's in a clear state of mind, he'd also be like, wait can i do that ?
he can be a little bird......
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Just some nostalgic video games
#digital art#drawing#art#my art#my artwork#digital artwork#digital drawing#artwork#dumb ways to die#plants vs zombies#angry birds#hill climb racing#candy crush#zombie tsunami#zombie catchers#temple run#my singing monsters#minecraft#doodle jump#fruit ninja#geometry dash#flappy bird#cut the rope#pou#crossy road#video games#gaming#game#games#games fanart
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a very merry Make A Terrible Comic Day to us all !! i drew the characters from a tabletop game i'm playing with friends bc they are pretty much all robots and that way i wouldn't be tempted to get too precious with it
#anonymous puzzler art#anonymous puzzler originals#makeaterriblecomicday2024#my rules were 'only use one layer' and 'no second pass to refine'#the funny thing is this more or less resulted in this looking in line with what i usually do for thumbnails/roughs#(fledgeling is my character btw)#(it is fun to be a very dumb little bird)
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i watched that hallmark movie "three wise men and a baby" with my mom tonight and had this little bkdk brain worm. please enjoy.
bkdk meet cute (but really it's a meet awkward) (they make it work)
“I cannot fucking believe you’re doing this to me.”
“Doing what?” Denki replied glibly, palming through a handful of bills as he checked and rechecked the cash register in front of him.
Katsuki leaned forward, bracing his hands on the thin stretch of countertop separating them, gratified to notice Denki taking a small step backward.
“Ruining my fucking life.”
Denki sighed, lowering his hands as he finally turned to meet Katsuki’s gaze. “It’s just for the day,” he promised, “and you lost rock paper scissors fair and square!”
“I didn’t know the stakes!” Katsuki shot back.
Denki rolled his eyes as he pushed the cash register closed and ducked behind the counter, returning with the source of the awful squawking that had been invading Katsuki’s eardrums since the second he set foot in Denki’s stupid bookstore.
“Sir Papolapodous isn’t even that much work.”
“Sir what?”
“Welcome in!” Denki called, responding to the chime of the front door while Katsuki continued to stare down the bright yellow monstrosity being carted off on him for the afternoon.
As if sensing its imminent doom, the bird began messing with the door to its cage.
“Just watch out,” Denki continued, “sometimes he likes to-”
Katsuki ducked as the bird launched itself out of the cage.
“...escape.”
“What the fuck?” Katsuki shouted, pressing his knuckles to his cheek where the damn thing had scratched him. His fingers came back bloody. “Oi, I’m not watching your stupid flying machete for-”
“Here!” Denki said, hastily rifling into another bag sitting on the countertop and retrieving some sort of pellet thing that he balanced on Katsuki’s shoulder. “He’ll come to you! Watch!”
Katsuki froze. “Hey, I don’t want that thing anywhere near-”
“Sir Papolapodous!” Denki cheered happily, eyes somewhere beyond Katsuki’s right shoulder. Katsuki tensed.
The demon landed easily on his shoulder, snatching up the pellet and chirping loudly in Katsuki’s ear. Like a threat. Right beside Katsuki’s vulnerable, jugular-having throat.
“Aw,” Denki cooed. “He likes you!”
“I’ll roast him,” Katsuki warned. “Don’t you leave me with it.”
Denki gently pushed the bag from earlier towards Katsuki. “I left you instructions.”
“Stab. Pluck. Spin over fire.”
The bird nudged Katsuki’s cheek and Katsuki flinched away, jerking his shoulder to dislodge the pest.
The bird ignored his efforts.
“Seriously, Katsuki,” Denki whined, pressing his palms together, “I need to go to the dentist but I’ll be back before close and- hey, maybe some of the customers will get a kick out of seeing him!”
“Yeah, if they like their books covered in shit,” Katsuki complained.
“No, no, he’s cage-trained,” Denki promised, untying his worker’s apron and hanging it up behind the counter. “Take good care of my son please!”
Katsuki made a face of utter disbelief. “Hey, I agreed to watch your stupid store, loser. Not to become a fucking Wild Kratt!”
Denki quickly hopped over the counter and out of Katsuki’s reach.
“Two in one package!”
The bell rang loudly in Katsuki’s ears as Denki completed his cowardly retreat.
“Fucking asshole,” Katsuki muttered. “Cavity-ridden, dead-brain, no-good, ass-”
“Excuse me?” someone said politely.
Katsuki spun on his heel- perhaps a shade too quickly, or perhaps with too much bird launching off his shoulder because the customer fell flat on their ass with a startled shout, leaving Katsuki awkwardly looming over them.
“Ow.”
Belatedly, Katsuki leaned down to offer his hand.
The demon watched them from atop the nearest shelf of books.
“I- I’m so sorry,” the guy stammered out, straightening his wire-rim glasses and reaching gratefully for Katsuki’s hand. “I- I really wasn’t expecting that.”
“‘S no problem,” Katsuki replied, curiously shelving the guy’s meekness next to his solid, heavy build as he hauled him up. His hands were incredibly scarred and calloused for someone who jumped at the sight of house pets- demonic or not- but Katsuki supposed he’d give him a pass, considering Katsuki’s own near-death experience was still dripping down his face. “Don’t think anybody expects to get dive bombed by a parakeet on a Sunday morning. Unless you’re a fucking vet or something, I guess.”
“That- that’s true,” the guy said, stumbling a bit as Katsuki righted him, one hand landing briefly on Katsuki’s chest.
With his head ducked in embarrassment, the guy only came up to Katsuki’s chin but even so, he looked like he could give Katsuki a run for his money on the sparring mat. Katsuki was just about to ask what kind of workouts the did when the guy murmured,
“Pecs.”
Katsuki blinked. “Pecks?”
The guy’s head snapped up towards Katsuki’s, wide-eyed and pale in his freckled face.
“God dammit, did that thing fucking peck you?” Katsuki groaned, turning to glare at the preening beast. “‘Cause I can give you a fucking discount on whatever you came in here for before I string him up by his stupid little talons.”
“Wha-? Ah, no! No, no, no,” the guy assured, frantically waving his hands in front of himself.
Large hands, Katsuki noticed. One of which had been resting warmly over Katsuki’s shirt a moment ago.
“That won’t be necessary!”
“Then why’d you-?”
“Pet!” the guy corrected, freckles now washed out by a steady shade of pink. “I’m a…pet…” His eyes darted nervously to the left before snapping back to Katsuki. “...therapist.”
His eyes were a very fucking bright shade of green.
Katsuki blinked slowly as he registered the words that had come out of Greenie’s mouth- taking in the embarrassed tilt to the guy’s lips. His fitted T-shirt. His obnoxiously bright red shoes. Frankly, he looked like he got dressed in the dark.
Katsuki wet his lips. “A pet therapist,” he repeated blandly.
“Ah..mhm,” the guy said, nodding. “So, um, so the dive bombings really aren’t that odd,” he added, tacking on an airy laugh.
Katsuki continued to stare at him, because clearly one of them had taken on major brain damage in the past five minutes, and considering that this guy’s shirt said tuxedo and had a growing hole along the shoulder seam, Katsuki really hoped it wasn’t himself.
The man gestured vaguely to the shelf behind him. “That’s really a lovely bird you’ve got there, um…?”
“Katsuki,” he supplied.
“Izuku,” the man smiled, offering out his hand. “Izuku Midoriya.”
Warily, Katsuki shook it. “...Pet therapist,” he repeated.
“Yup!” Izuku said in a high voice, smiling wider. “That’s me. Therapizing the pets.”
“Right,” Katsuki replied, because what the fuck was even happening, “well, if you’re looking for a book, we uh…have them.”
Internally, Katsuki cringed. Then he sent a seething, telepathic complaint to Denki because Katsuki had been fired from his one and only customer service job at fifteen and the universe had never made the mistake of putting him in that position ever again for a reason.
Fucking rock paper scissors.
“Right,” Izuku mimicked, his thousand-watt smile pressing flat with amusement. His stupid green eyes were practically dancing with mirth and Katsuki suddenly felt very warm in the face- alone in a bookstore with a yellow, dive-bombing demon and a man with a fake-sounding job and no sense of color coordination and a very firm handshake.
Katsuki crossed his arms over his chest, ever so slightly jutting out his chin. He could still feel the outline of a hand where the guy had caught himself against Katsuki.
“What kinda book does a pet therapist need, anyway?”
The guy continued to blink up at Katsuki for a moment before coming to his senses with a startled, “Oh! I was wondering if you had any comics, actually. All Might, specifically.”
Katsuki raised an interested brow, looking between something-Midoriya, the demon from hell, and then Midoriya again.
Katsuki had absolutely zero idea what sorts of books Denki had in stock, let alone if he carried the single most greatest graphic novel series of Katsuki’s youth.
Still, he clicked his tongue. “Let’s find out.”
#help this is so silly#they're both such lovable losers in this#dunno if i'll continue it but the next part would be#D: oh i dont have any business cards on me but here's my number :)#K: *doesn't get the hint*#K: *calling* the bird is...sad. we need to see you#D: *slipping into fake dr mode* ah yes that sounds serious. i...take house calls if thats cool with you#K:*internally* score#K:*internally* wait fuck now i have to take the bird#D: *frantically googling bird health* oh my god im so dumb why did i say im a pet therapist? wtf is a pet therapist??#bnha#my hero academia#mha#writeblr#bkdk#writers on tumblr#fanfic#writerscommunity#writing#bakudeku
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the walnut squirrel family for the last page of my sketchbook
#the bird is so dumb but i didnt wanna crop it lmao#my art#illustration#traditional art#traditional drawing#traditional painting#artists on tumblr#sketchbook#sketch#doodle#watercolor#watercolors#transparent#png#calico critters#sylvanian families#hazelnut chipmunk#walnut squirrel
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