#my dudes I am entirely comprised of weird shareable factoids

[kauriart]

5 OTPs & 10 Facts About Me

Tagged by @hollyand-writes​! <3 <3

5 OTPs BROTPS

(I technically have no OTPs, but here’s some epic friendship-ships)

Cullen x Anders (An obviously AU friendship -- but my dude, I DIE for this bromance, I headcanon that they never meat in Kirkwall, for OBVS reasons, and they strike up an unlikely friendship during Inquisition before Cullen finds out: you were THAT mage! Friend angst!)

f!Warden x Shale -- because when she marries Alistair, Shale is her maid of honor, and I just *clenches fist* have been wanting to draw this for forever.

Cullen x Varric I maintain they are the two people who are the most upset about how things in Kirkwall went down, and the two people most collectively freaked out about Red Lyrium.

Bull x Vivienne -- aside from HOW fucking obvious they make this bromance in the game, I just love how opposite they are, and yet, how well they fit together.

Carver x Hawke -- fuck you, they love each other.

10 Facts About Me

1. Born and raised in Hawaii.

2. Has EPIC Resting Bitch Face.

3. Once, when I started a business we made a purchase with 23k in cash. I suggested we take turns slapping each other in the face with it before we spent it. We did.

4. Have pet a baby manatee. They’re mouths are like a cow crossed with Predator. Squishy, yet terrifying.

5. Didn’t own shoes until I was in 7th grade, but had a family computer when I was 2.

6. Watched a high-school basketball game, on an aircraft carrier, with President Obama in attendance. Super surreal.

7. Once, helped save a guy from a burning car -- the fire was so big it melted the sidewalk. Guy ended up being just fine, but it was straight up terrifying. (Thankfully, he was passed out the whole time, cuz that would have been SO much worse.)

8. Fell in love when I was 17. Still in love today.

9. A bastard.

10. Never doesn’t laugh at a dick joke.

Was supposed to tag people! :D @stardustlings, @picchar, @trashwarden, @bearly-tolerable, @sansbanshees, @stregatadallostregatto