#my dislike of the one character I rib on my longest paragraph is entirely personal

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4.1 Out Of Context (Spoilers but vaguely)

One of the harbingers is fucking missing (x2)

4????????????

Tea party from hell (with my wife and husband, who are both girls, and my wife's weird uncle)

We go to fucking jail because why not

Apparently jail is literally better than most other places (why the fuck are they trying to make jail cool and everybody involved with the court system cool while supposedly taking the stance that Fontaine has a bad criminal justice system what the fuck is Fontaine)

Fetch quests and work and learning meaningless info and watching NPCs talk (aka 85% of the runtime)

The worst fucking pacing you have ever experienced

Catching up with new frenemies

Having a vision of another person, in two ways (since when??)

Sending my frenemies on a fetch quest

THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD FOR ME PERSONALLY I HAD TO STOP THE GAME FOR A SECOND WHAT THE HELL

Forming a team called 'older sibling task force' and preparing to commit several atrocities

Global warming, eldritch apocalypse style (aka global warming)

Sibling bonding

My baby's got a gun (Lyney better run)

"I'm not an asshole, it was a prank bro. I just didn't reveal information to you on purpose and instead decided to threaten your family, aka the only thing you hold dear, and recreate your most traumatic memory of your sister almost being trafficked (albeit unintentionally) it was cool when I did that it made me look smart even if I didn't get what I wanted out of it and instead just kinda dug up traumatic memories every single one of you (including the player, definitely unintentionally) and almost got one of you killed...please roll for me" (I will not)

Imagine...dragon

Tea party from hell part two (with my wife and my husband, who are both girls. They are fighting)

Private talk with the only human(?) I'll ever call daddy

We fucking lost a chess piece we can't play anymore

BIG! FUCKING! WHAAAALE!