#my dirty babies

[christadeguchi]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[fulgurbugs]

Guess who caught up in the manga

[peachsukii]

content // bakugo + reader are married (26/27). talks of children/pregnancy. semi-breeding kink. intoxicated dirty talk.

Imagining that the annual Hero Gala is the perfect place for Bakugo to let loose once a year, celebrating with his colleagues about their success and knocking back endless drinks without hesitation. It's the only time he allows himself to truly let go. It's time to go home when his hands can't stop wandering your form in front of everyone.

You're barely through the door of your home before his hands are hiking up your dress and pressing your back to the door, begging to let him make a mess of you.

"C'mon baby," Bakugo slurs while messily sucking on your exposed collarbone, pressing his groin against your thigh to let you how badly he wants you. "Need'ta taste you...feel you."

Whenever he gets like this, it's all give give give, never take. Bakugo becomes obsessed with pleasuring you, and only you. He doesn't even take himself into account, too love drunk and lust driven to care about his own release. But tonight? Bakugo's got a new agenda in mind, thanks to Mina and Kirishima's talks of starting a family earlier that night. All it took was Mina to casually say, "She'd make such a perfect mom, don't you think?" while gesturing to you across the room.

And goddamn, it consumed him whole.

"Wanna make you a momma, gorgeous," he mumbles against the shell of your ear as he slides his fingers seamlessly into your panties. Your thighs clench, a soft whine falling from your lips when two fingers slip between your slick covered folds. "Mm, ya like the sound'a that? You're soaked."

Bakugo's laugh is sinister before licking along your jawline and crashing into a heated kiss, whiskey lingering on his tongue. He pulls away, fingers pumping languidly into your pussy, a string of saliva connecting the two of you before whispering against your lips.

"Gonna stuff that pretty cunt'a yours full of my cum an' fuck it into you all night long. Eat it out of ya and fill you up all over again." He stops to lick at your bottom lip, sucking it into his mouth with a loud pop to leave you gasping for breath. "Fuck you so deep that you'll be leakin' cum for weeks."

Holy shit. You could faint on the spot.

"F-fuck Katsuki...bedroom, now."

[elysabeththequeene]

After the initial hugs and greetings from the lathered-up welcoming committee, including yours truly, putting on my most convincing friendly face, the hunky actor asked if he and I could step outside so he could have a moment alone with me. He [Patrick] took my hand and led me down the hall a little ways. Once out of earshot, we turned to face each other, Patrick scanned me in my cut-off black tights, dance briefs rolled down, a sports bra and vintage blue satin high heels, and said, “Whoa. You clean up good, girl.” “This is a great part for you. Congratulations.” “I know, right? It’s crazy.” This was softening me up. It felt good to be able to share my news with someone I knew. “I know, you’re probably thinkin’, ‘Aw, no, not this idiot again.’ ” Then his eyes started to well up. Real tears. And with the most earnest delivery imaginable, said, “You know I’ve always loved you.” He stared into my eyes. “And I’ve been really workin’ on gettin’ my shit together. So, if I get the chance, I swear I’m gonna make it up to you. You will not be sorry.” I said, “Uh-huh.” He smiled and was working hard on getting me to smile back. “C’mon, you know if we did this together, we’d kill it.” There was no question that our bodies liked each other, in spite of what my head was saying. There has never been anyone with Patrick’s combination of grace, brawn, sensitivity, and fearless, reckless gusto. - From Out of the Corner: A Memoir by Jennifer Grey (2022) PATRICK SWAYZE and JENNIFER GREY in DIRTY DANCING (1987) dir. EMILE ARDOLINO

[vickysaurus]

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[loriache]

trying my hand at a moment which was cut from the anime

[sleepyheadgallavich]

Happiest birthday to the king of eyebrows; the dirty, feral lil raccoon; middle finger master; lil ball of angry murder floof.

MIKHAILO ALEKSANDR MILKOVICH

paging @gallacrafts <3

[dinofur]

Drew Phighting babies

[biggirldreaming]

Getting ruined from behind but it’s me on my tummy with your weight on top of me, pinning me down and one hand wrapped around my throat, as you moan and groan and whisper dirty things in my ear and all I can do is beg and whimper under you as you fuck my brains out 😭

[kaiminluu]

byler x dirty dancing GRAHAHAA

[100-percential-artman]

need to post this before it spends another four months in my art folder...

something something silent comradery over having different skin features that people get weird about.

[bearwithoneear]

Doodle of some baby bois

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[bugeyedfreaks]

I had a vision in my head that I had to make into a reality……….

[lovelyboytears]

my baby boy works from home, so he's always there to greet me when i get home from work. we've fallen into a pretty consistent routine.

when i get home, he's waiting at the door to open it for me, giving me a kiss as soon as i step in. he takes off my shoes for me, and takes my bag and coat to hang up while i go pick out comfy clothes.

i sit on the edge of the bed, and he'll come kneel down in front of me. he takes off my socks (right then left, always) and then he stands up to do my pants. he leans over me and i lift my hips up to help him, which puts my tummy at the perfect spot for him to give it a little kiss. he then takes off my shirt and bra for me, and he's always hard for me by this point.

i like to tease him a little bit, about how he must be desperate to get hard over me like this everyday. he'll tell me i'm the only one that can make him this way, he's only so aroused because i'm the one he's looking at. sometimes i give him a sloppy handjob while we make out, or i'll let him suck on my boobs and grind against me, or i'll cover his chest and neck in kisses and bitemarks.

whether or not we move on to doing more, we always end up just cuddling and kissing. i'll hold him close and stroke his hair, telling him all the ways he's the most beautiful boy in the world. he buries his head in my chest and tells me that i have redefined the meaning of the word "love", that every beautiful thing in the world pales in comparison to what he sees in my eyes.

[sylenth-l]

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