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nixotinix · 1 year ago

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Monster High incorrect quotes but it's conversations I've genuinely had with my fast food coworkers: part one

Deuce: Do you ever wonder how many stripper's thongs your money has been in? Clawd: All the time. Hey, did you know that there's a 14% chance that any paper bill has been used to snort something? Holt: Wait, so you're telling me that if I take a dollar bill, stretch it out, and sniff it, there's a 14% chance I get cocaine? Deuce: There's a pretty good chance you'll get herpes. Holt: You know what, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

#monster high #monster high memes #monster high incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #holt hyde #deuce gorgon #clawd wolf #my coworkers are literally the most entertaining motherfuckers on this planet #one of them in particular is the most interesting person ive ever met #like ok #he's done several drugs including cocaine #he came to work with a concussion and DROVE to work despite being on meds that hes not supposed to drive after taking #and hes not legally allowed to be medicated in the state of kansas #shoutouts to kaiden man you're the best fucker in the godforsaken restaurant i work at #hes the one that brought up herpes in this convo btw #tw drugs #tw herpes #is tw herpes a thing??? idc im tagging it anyway #nix devolving into madness hours

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