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sforzesco · 1 year ago

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Cardinal this ask is so fucking stupid but I need you to know how third eye opening your posts on the first triumvirate ESPECIALLY crassus have been I am enjoying this journey so much, what an awful awful awful man (very derogatory but also )

YES MY TRIS HOMINES AGENDA IS WORKING

#my controversial opinion is that Crassus is actually the most normal out of all three of them #like he’s Did All That but he’s not really particularly…worse than his immediate contemporaries #which makes him the mildest member of the three headed monster. now Pompey on the other hand.#the three of them are so fucked up tho like what is going on with Caesar. put that man in a box Jesus Christ you’re letting #the ghosts out #you’re scaring the senate and pissing off the tyrant killer (Cassius not Brutus. Cassius was defying Caesar in public #Brutus just got credit at the presentation for all of it)#ask tag #that last bit is getting off topic I am turning some thoughts in my head like a microwave plate #ANYWAY. I want to fuck Crassus so bad it makes me look stupid etc.

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