#my cause of death is gonna be messages like this istg

[jaegersmoon]

i usually don't leave comments, but it's probably necessary to say smth after 2 and a half years of reading ob and it's the best thing i’ve ever read.

i just need u to know how important this work is for me.

i couldn't believe that this was a real fanfiction,because first of all:a decent work with my fav boy,so hard to find nowadays😭secondly:the tropes,characters,aesthetic,lines,all my favorite otps EVERYTHING IS JUST HOW I LOVE.then I started to notice that all the songs that you leave in the chapters are literally my favorites(cas is my fav band ever)and then even weirder:i used to listen to some song,start reading a chapter,see that exact song and i’m like:what the hell???is she reading my mind???

the chapter with them listening to “k” in the car and taking a polaroid picture is too special for me.then you created a playlist and pinterest boards with them: and i almost went crazy,cause i loooove visualization of works.

i have this trait,when i find something too perfect,can't read it from an overabundance of emotions ahshshh.and that's exactly what your work evokes in me:all the beautiful feelings.

i told all my close friends about ob,even those who aren’t interested in reading fics with jean, and one of my friends started reading it for me😭😭

i won’t be able to put into words all the emotions when I read it.the way you conveyed the personality of the main character,and the way she responds to me is the best part.this is the first time i’ve seen the main character really have a personality.especially the one who i can relate to in every way.and the gang is just🫶🏻their friendship is written so sincerely and i’m so here for that.i’m not gonna say anything about jean,cause ob jean is the reason why i’m single😁😁🙏🏻🙏🏻

or just jean in general.

thank you so much for such a wonderful pieace of writing.i dream of seeing it on my shelf,hope that it will happen someday🙂‍↔️

it is forever imprinted in my heart.u are so talented and u have such a way with words,girl,it’s crazy.thank u for sharing ur experience from personal life in this work,u are so strong and brave for that.

i wish i could say more,but it’s already too much i guesss.i hope u’re doing so well and taking care of urself.and that u’ll be loved in every way u ever dreamed of and portray in ob.

u deserve to be surrounded by people who nourish u and dizzy u in the best way possible.

u deserve beautiful things to happen to u.

wish u all the best🤍

wow. ♡♡♡

this honestly made me so emotional. thank you so so much for such a heartfelt message, angel bb. there's honestly no true way for me to fully explain just how much it means to know that okay, bambi has come to be something special in your life and the fact that you even encouraged others to read it like omg??? im so grateful. im more than glad to hear that ob has left a mark on you and that you have found comfort in the story and relation to yn while reading <333333

it warms my heart to know that you love my work for so many different reasons and on so many different levels, it truly makes what i do for fun worth all the work i put in.

i feel so beyond lucky to have a reader like you, your support and love towards me and what i do is something i will always carry in my heart. sending you all the love in the world wherever you are and thank you again for taking the time to send me something so beautiful and full of sm love 💛🪐 appreciating you and loving you, always !!!!

ps. immaculate music taste ♡

[love-bitesx]

Hello!! I just wanna say your writings are so good! And the hobie ones I am in LOVE with❤️

You’re one shots are heavenly istg, you describe everything so perfectly like it goes in my brain so smoothly! I’m honestly addicted to one shots like yours! Stg I go back to my likes and read em again :)

I was also thinking if I could or should request something but I got scared cause I didn’t know how to do the trigger warning stuff like— do I just put it in parentheses at the top Orr?? Anyways I’m probably going to do one request one at some point cause I love your writing so much and because I think I’ve seen Heaven with your writing. I can finally read something without zoning out and having to reread it again :D

oh my god????? this is the best message ive ever received??? "i think ive seen heaven with your writing" jesus christ im gonna tattoo that onto my brain

this means the world oh em gee!! thank you for your beautiful words <3

with tw's!! honestly it's anything at the start of your ask that just says what the warnings could be. something like:

(tw: [whatever it is])

on just any kind of sensitive subject (death, mental health issues, sa, etc.) or anything you think needs a warning :)

just so others can read that first and decide whether to read or not! i'll always include a warning, but it's useful if it's in the ask as well :D thank you!!!

[onp4012]

Pick a Card: Channeled Message From Your Future Spouse

Pick any photo/number from above to receive a message from your future spouse

feel free to suggest PAC ideas

Please like and reblog 〽️

The songs are the overall vibe they gave me while I channeled their message

©onenormalperson4012

masterlist

Pile 1

The Sun, The Star, Page of Swords, Death, 2 of Pentacles, 7 of Swords, 6 of Wands, 4 of Cups

“Heeeeeey gurl/boi, what’s uppppppp. You’ve been looking for me weren’t you, huh? Yeah, I’m not planning on coming towards you so soon lol, stay mad. I wanna live my youth to the fullest until I meet you. Look, I’ve been through some shit lately and I gotta pick myself up. There’s this douchebag/bitch who keeps on stressing me out and I fucking hate him/her. I had issues with myself. I realised how childish I am and tbh, I’m not willing to change anything. I’m happy with myself. I wouldn’t wait for myself the way you do lmao. Stop waiting for me. We’ll meet at some point, but not now. Wait a year or two or maybe even 5 (wtf). I’m a sNeAcKy son of a beech. I’m not gonna apologise for the lack of seriousness I have right now since I know you don’t give a fuck anyways. You know I’m joking, right? Yeah you do babygorl/babyboi. If you don’t, stay mad, lmao. I am gonna enjoy some time with my friends and you —… idk, do whatever you’ve been doing. I’m not searching for you ‘cause you’ll come anyway. Let me grow up a little. How’s your mama doin’ btw. Yeah, I don’t know what else to say. Anyway, I’m not gonna say anything besides “kisses and see you later” so byeeeee.”

Y’all this person is really funny. I had to stop writing because of laughing. They are really funny istg. They can literally be a living meme. I heard “me’s a very freaky girl” HAHAHAHA wtf is wrong with this person. They don’t take life seriously so I don’t think you should. They keep on making me thinking of fucking memes. Damn. Even the song I hear is funny lol. They can be an ESTP/ESFP. They give me that vibe lol.

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Pile 2

King of Wands, The High Priestess, 7 of Swords, The Devil, 6 of Cups, 8 of Swords, 2 of Swords, 10 of Wands

“I…am anxious. Really anxious. I am normally a strong and steady person but at the moment I feel like I cannot be myself. I’m feeling trapped, I can’t speak. I’m pulled in all directions. I don’t want to do anything. I’m afraid to risk everything I have. Look, I love you. I dreamt you and I love your energy, but I am extremely scared of something. I don’t feel like speaking right now. I can’t find my words. I’m sorry if I’m not what you expect. I’m sorry if I don’t sound romantic enough. I’m too stressed and I don’t know you yet. I mean, I haven’t met you but I know you because I’ve met you through dreams. I feel like I have something stuck in my throat. I kinda lack confidence at the moment. My voice sounds so bad. I hope you can’t hear it. Okay, I can’t say anything more, I’m feeling like I’m questioned by the police.”

Your future spouse seems stuck in a toxic situation. They might’ve recently went through a trauma or are currently going through a trauma. I currently feel like I have something stuck in my throat. They might be in a toxic relationship and they are too afraid to get out of it, especially if they’re a woman. Some of them may face abuse in family. They might be even depressive. I would recommend you to pray for this person’s well-being. It will help them

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Pile 3

9 of Wands, 6 of Swords, Ace of Swords, 8 of Cups, 10 of Swords, Justice, 8 of Swords, 10 of Pentacles

“Oh, hi. Nice to see you. I’m going through a massive change in my life right now. I wouldn’t say I can’t carry it, but it’s of course difficult. I mean, yeah. Change is change. I have my family with me at least. I love them so much. They’re great people. I’m a bit scared since I did face some changes in my life and they left me stuck to the ground lol. Like a fly. I’m someone strong tho and I can handle it. I know my value and I know I can take it. You’re my future spouse so I’d like to tell you what I’d like in life. You’ll find out anyway, but why waste 2 minutes in the future? So—…I want to have a family. I want to have a beautiful family like my parents have. I need some time to change tho. Give me some time please. We’ll meet when I’ll have time for that, but don’t worry, I’m not gonna forget about you. I really want that happy ever after thing from Shrek and I know I’m gonna get it, but still, I wanna let you know since you seem more pessimistic than me haha. Ah, I’m tired. Talk to you later.

Man, this person is physically and mentally tired. I’ve been yawning since I started doing this reading. They seem kinda calm for the cards. They’re good at keeping their horses lol. They react very good under pressure. Their family sure raised them psychologically healthy.

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Pile 4(tw)

The Emperor, 9 of Swords, 4 of Cups, 5 of Cups, 5 of Pentacles, 7 of Pentacles, Queen of Wands, The Hanged Man

“Hey, I’m yo’ man/woman. You said you wanna get a message from me, right? Look, I do have some financial issues at the moment but don’t worry about me. How are you tho? Did you overcome that ED? Did you make your voice heard again? Did you started to love yourself already? I hope you did. I’ve been thinking about you for a while. I really need a little bit of hope that someone loves me. If not my friends then who. I believe you expect me to tell you how I see you in the stars and all, but I’m not that type of guy/girl and I don’t have anything romantic to tell you… The only thing I’d like tell you which you could call “romantic” is that I want you to know I’m not dating stupid people and if I’m gonna marry you, be sure you’re a smart one because I hate blank people with no personalities. I like wearing blue as well, I don’t know if you care. I love wearing blue fr. It’s my favorite color. Goodbye 👋🏻 “

Your future spouse seems to go through some hard times regarding their finances. They seem very selfless bruh, like, they really believe they’re made out of stone. They want you to be patient with them. They’re someone strong and patient who loves blue.

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Pile 5

3 of Cups, 3 of Wands, Strength, The World, 4 of Swords, King of Wands, 3 of Pentacles, The Hierophant

“Helloooo beautiful. How are youuuuu? You have no idea how happy I’ve been lately. I’ve finally had time to chill and relax and have fun. I’ve been working A LOT, you got no idea how much I worked my ass this year. Now I’m finally enjoying the vacation I deserve. I had time to develop myself spiritually. I’ve been listening to music, do you like rock and jazz? I had no idea rock could’ve been so calming. Heard of Linkin Park? All I do now is take a deep breath and exhale for fucks sake. I AM FREE, I can do everything. I’ll finally have time to work out how much I want and learn how much I want and what I want. I felt a bit detached lately from my spiritual side and I’m sorry I didn’t connect with you, but I literally didn’t have the energy to do so, plus, I’m not really the type of person to believe in lovely-dovely fairytales. Right now I’m having a drink with some friends. I’d invite you too but I don’t know who you are yet. I just told one of my friends about you and they don’t believe me when I tell them what kind of person I’d like to spend my life with. They’re like “oH BuT mIcHAeL U dOn’T KnOw tHeM yEt”, man, fuck them. Anyway, luv u, bye bye”

Your future spouse’s name could be Michael or something like that haha. Michael/Michelle or Richard, Mary, Jane or Marko or Vlad. Something like that. It’s not mandatory of course. Only 2 or 3 people can relate to this. This person seems feel free to let their guard down. They are very calm and they feel free to do whatever they want.

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I hope it resonated and I’ll be continuing to do pick a card readings and I’ll see you next time. Bye bye

[pillowfluffs]

Sweetness!Jeno

Pairing: Jeno X Reader (Gender Neutral)

Genre: high school!AU, vampire!AU, sick, fluff

Summary: read to find out heheh.. 

Author’s Note: I know I haven’t posted a story in so long, but please bear with me. I’m getting back into writing! I promise! I’ve been a little sleep deprived (meaning I’m getting 6 hours instead of 8 hours of sleep) and this vampire!Jeno au has been stuck in my head, so I’m finally sharing it with the world. I’m sorry if it’s not as good as my other stories TT. 

**Warning!! Little mention of blood! Please read at your own risk!!**

Doyoung come get your son rn istg-

The sound of frozen rain bounced off Jeno’s coat as he walked through the storm, feeling the cold rain drip down from the ends of his hair sticking out of the hood, sliding down his forehead. He walked down your block, making a minor detour on his way to school, seeing no one but he heard the steps of others walking down a block away, hearing the slight pace change as the frozen rain fell harder from the gloomy skies.

He walked coolly up to your door, ringing it before he entered. “Y/N? Are you ready?” The house was silent and he had heard no response. Usually, the two of you would walk to school together and Jeno would pick you up, but whenever one couldn’t, there was always some sort of communication, except for this morning - there had been no messages or anything from you since last night. No lights shined through the house, he could hear no movement around him, and all he could smell was you. He focused his hearing as he shut the door slowly behind him, standing still near your door, dropping your bag. His eyes began to glisten, glowing blood-red as he heard nothing at first. He scanned the house, seeing perfectly through the dimness of your house. He slipped off his shoes and went up the creaky stairs, focusing on the sound of the slowed heartbeat he assumed to be yours since there was no other scent besides yours and your parents’ in the house.

His jaw was clenched as he silently stood at the top of the stairs. He felt his fangs protrude as he took a deep inhale, smelling only you and he could now hear still breathing. “Are they still asleep?” he asked as he blinked away his glowing red eyes and strode over to your door. The door opened silently to reveal you laying still, cuddled up beneath your blanket, surrounded by your various pillows.

He stepped over to the side of your bed before he knelt down. He brushed your hair from your sleepy face, waking you. “You’re not going to school today?” He rested his chin on his fist resting on the edge of your bed.

You tiredly shook your head, blinking slowly. “I’m cold,” you muffled softly through your blanket but knew he heard you clearly. “Your hand felt nice...” You tried to speak up, fighting the slumber which tried to slip you back under consciousness, snuggling deeper into your blanket.

He stood up and sat on the edge of your bed, shifting it to his weight and pressed his hand against your heated forehead. You nuzzled your face against his cold hand, barely holding it through your blanket. “It feels a lot warmer than normal...”

“Mhmm...” You instinctively moved closer despite his abnormally lower temperature. “You’re gonna be late, Jeno...” You looked up to him through your half-opened eyes as he stared at you with his big orbs. He played with your hair, combing his fingers through it, knowing this would lull you deeper toward sleep.

“Don’t even think for a second that I’m going to leave you alone all day like this,” he smirked. “Do you still have a few of my shirts?” To which you nodded slowly, knowing you probably had more than a few buried within your drawers. He got up from his spot, leaving a cold feeling upon your head. The wind began to pick up outside, whistling through the branches of the trees, making the leaves dance as they brushed past. The sound of rain grew louder as the room grew silent, except for your breathing and heart beat to Jeno. Although he didn’t need it, he knew the sound of your beating heart would be enough to lull him to sleep.

He dug through your drawers filled with all the familiar shirts he grew up watching you wear, seeing how your taste in style bloom. He pulled out a plain white shirt, slipping it over his body and turned back towards your bed, pulling the shirt down over his abdomen. “Scooch.” He lifted the blanket as you wiggled away from the edge of the bed, making space for him. He laid down beside you, tucking the blanket close around you as you laid close with your head resting on his chest. “Now get some rest. I’ll still be here when you wake up.” He laid still beside you with one arm wrapped around your head, petting your hair.

Without a second thought, you slipped into unconsciousness faster than you thought you would. Jeno looked down, adoring the sight he saw in his lifetime: you breathed slowly through a tiny gap between your lip with the blanket covering almost every bit of you. He could feel how slow your chest would rise and fall with every breath you took. Your soft locks slipped through his fingers as the two of you laid there. He stared at the ceiling and scanned the room, seeing little change. The little plants on your windowsill were on the brink of death which made the atmosphere feel even gloomier with the rain outside. Memories of the day he took you to the plant store flashed in his mind, but they also made a shiver run down his own spine. He could remember the thirst, the hunger he felt that day.

His fingers subconsciously slid down your face to your neck. His own breaths stopped when he felt the fang marks still present on your skin. He glanced downwards where his fingers were to find his marks still present as if they were fresh. Usually, they would have healed by now, but now he made a mental note to give you a few drops of his blood to heal you when you woke. “Do you feel this way because of me?” Your words of affirmation always helped bury the pit of guilt in his stomach whenever he showed up at your window at night, needing to feed, but it was different now. It stung him on the inside as if he had taken a silver bullet to the chest.

He closed his eyes, wrapping his arm tighter around you, pressing you closer around him as he tried to shut out the thoughts and ideas of even hurting you in the slightest bit. His eyes opened feeling the slightest movements coming from you. He loves you. He had never loved anyone so much in his immortal life and he hoped you knew it. He never wanted you to forget this love, this fire he felt for you. He would do anything for you. He entangled his legs with yours, turning to his side so you were buried against his chest. “I’m sorry for hurting you, Y.N… I’m sorry I’m a monster…” He pressed a kiss to your forehead before he softy peppered a few more all over your sleepy face.

Your eyes slowly blinked away the last bits of sleep, feeling especially warm. You yawned against Jeno’s chest, rubbing your face all over the fabric of his shirt.

“Sleep well?” You looked up to find a smiley eyed Jeno looking down to you with the most adoring eyes. He rubbed your back happily as you smiled and nodded, wrapping your own arm around your torso.

“Thank you for staying,” you hummed gleefully. “You’re so warm.” You pressed your face into his shirt. He let out a soft hum before it grew silent with no sound of rain to fill the space.

“I wouldn’t leave you… I never will Y/N.” He held your face in his hands, revealing your fresh face to him in the last golden rays of the day shining through the window. “You’re so precious to me…” He pouted a little just hugging you. “I need you to drink a bit of my blood…” He went right out with it,” not knowing how else to tell you.

“Why?” you asked without looking up.

“‘Cause the marks are still in your neck… I know it’s not your favorite thing to ingest, and I’m really sorry you have to.”

Just the way he said it made your heart break a little. “Jeno, you need to be fed. It’s only natural for living things to eat and if it means you live another hour, day, week, year, or anything, I’ll do it.” You poked his cheek as you spoke everything, meaning every word with your heart. “Don’t apologize for being you and doing what you need to do.”

“God, I love you so much. Alright, I’ll be right back. I thought of a way to help with the taste.” He slipped out of bed, unlatching himself from you. He returned within a few seconds as if he didn’t leave at all. “Ready?”

You sat up on the bed, still cuddling the blanket close to your body and nodded. He pricked a tiny bit of his hand, letting a few drops drip into your mouth. The metallic taste made your face twist, never getting used to the taste each time. He immediately pressed his lips against yours as he held your face in his hands, catching a bit off guard, but you matched up to his rhythm without missing a beat. With the swift motion of his tongue against your bottom lip, you opened your mouth. The taste of sweetness from a sugar lump soon replaced the metallic taste of blood in your mouth.

He pulled away against his own wishes. “Now how does that taste?” He smirked, seeing the satisfying smile on your lips.

“Sweet, but.” You stood onto your knees as he stood at the edge of the bed and wrapped your arms around his neck. “You’re sweeter,” you said as you pulled him in for another kiss.

~~~~~ Masterlist for more! Thank you for reading!

Draft made: February 25, 2020 at 6:57pm EST Final Draft made:  February 26, 2020 at 6:26pm EST Posted: April 25, 2020 at 7:30pm EST

[itsnoicetohaveafriend]

so i figured i’ve heard the songs off lover enough to put them in a list from most to least favorite (i love them all so much i don’t dislike any of them + this is subject to change lol ALSO please respect my opinions thank you)

1. death by a thousand cuts (the piano in the background makes my brain go crazy ahh go stupid & the bridge omgg)

2. it’s nice to have a friend (i’m a sucker for childhood friends to lovers!! and for calling your lover your friend! cause that’s what they should be, a friend, someone you can trust and rely on. and the steel drums with that trumpet uggh 🎺 )

3. lover (istg this is gonna be my wedding song. its a dream come true in song form)

4. the man (an important and well worded message over polished production and a catchy tune? sign me the fuck up)

5. the archer (even though this song ripped my heart out and stepped on it i love it because it vocalizes so many feelings a lot of us have but can’t put into words... it’s so beautiful)

6. miss americana and the heartbreak prince (i love love love the metaphors here... and the BRIDGE holy moly)

7. i think he knows (a bop. end of story.)

8. ME! (possibly an unpopular opinion? but it shouldn’t be cause this song is CUTE and EMPOWERING and never fails to pick me up. also always loved the spelling is fun part and now i miss it :(. )

9. cruel summer (the growl... the production... the lyrics... what a masterpiece)

10. daylight (this song makes me want to be a better person.)

11. london boy (so cute!! makes me want a british bf. perfect song to dance to while tipsy 🥰)

12. cornelia street (this song tells an amazing story that i just want to keep hearing. i love how she opens and closes the song with the same line but the meaning seems to have changed...)

13. soon you’ll get better (this song is gorgeous. the only reason it’s a bit low is because i can’t listen to it without wanting to cry. this song really hits close to home.)

14. i forgot that you existed (another bop! but this time she brings the tea. this song makes me get out of my seat. i imagine all the people i’d like to forget when i hear this one. it’s great.)

15. paper rings (this song is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute with a capital Q. its the soundtrack to my imaginary relationship! this is the perfect summer song.

16. false god (a slow, sensual song with some funky instrumentation. wasn’t a fan of this one at first, but after a few listens it’s definitely grown on me.)

17. afterglow (the message in this song is so so important. you need to recognize and own up to your mistakes, especially when it comes to those you love. AND you need to work on yourself to avoid making the same mistakes. vocally slayed!!)

18. you need to calm down (although i haven’t been able to vibe with this song as much, i think it addresses some important issues and says things that need to be said. my least favorite song on the album, but i still bop to it when it comes on the radio!! 😊💗

[tenecity]

from haters to lovers: chen linong

from haters to lovers—a series where nine percent and you have the cliche, typical love story

au: hogwarts; hufflepuff! linong 

[AT THE START]

you wake up with a start as the alarm clock rings for the tenth time

and shit are you late 

for potions class. professor snape is gonna kill you if you’re even half a second late. 

he generally already hates you 

you always fall asleep in his class

so naturally you mix the wrong things and somehow always manage to set something on fire

so it wasn’t surprising when you set snape’s cloak on fire 

ever since then, he sends you death glares all the time and you regret everything 

you’re a pure blood and so i guess more is expected from you 

yet, you manage to place bottom for every single class

your parents are disappointed in you all the time 

burdened by all the expectations, failures and disappointments, its rare to see a smile on your face 

chen linong, on the other hand, a fellow hufflepuff, is the exact opposite

he is a ball of sunshine and literally the entire school swoons at his cute eyesmile. 

even snape can’t suppress a smile whenever he sees him 

plus, he’s the top student 

and he’s not even pure blood 

his name is a household one, for every parent is forever criticising their children, comparing him to them 

your parents are definitely not an exception 

and while the rest of the school forgives chen linong for being an absolute angel

jealousy and anger are the ingredients for a potion that makes you dislike him even more

[SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN]

so anyway

you’re rushing for class but still end up late 

snape is in a surprisingly good mood so he simply tells you to stay back and pack the potions closet 

you grudgingly get to your seat. you’ve packed that closet at least a million times its getting boring 

so time for practical session!!

puffs of smoke are choked out from cauldrons, chatter fills the air, coloured snippets of some liquid burst into flames when they jump out of the pot and everyone is having alot of fun 

out of the corner of your eye, you see some movement 

an owl

lol shit’s gg down snape hates to have owls in his classroom because they only cause trouble

so this owl is getting a little lost 

it cant find the person it needs to give the msg to, with all the smoke everywhere 

it lands on linong’s cauldron and he takes the mail. 

snape is right next to him, screaming at the owl, who, terrified, flies away. out of instinct, linong throws the mail into the fire, making snape even more frustrated 

at the end of class, you walk to the back of the classroom to rearrange the potions. shld i do it by colour or by alphabetical order?

you can’t help but eavesdrop at the conversation at the front of the class

“who sent you that?” 

“my...mother”

“and what was it about?” snape narrows his eyes at the still smiling boy, trying hard to not fall for that endearing smile 

“she said she ....was waiting for me to go home?” 

snape rubs his temples he didnot sign up for this shit “nevermind. as punishment, go and help out y/n with the potions. don’t do it again ok?” 

“sure thing professor! bye!” cheerily, he whistles as he helps you 

when he is sure snape is out of earshot, he whispers to you.

“ziyi sent the message. he told you that something cropped up and he’s sorry he can’t come this weekend.” 

you frown

because a. is ziyi ok hE KNOWS YOURE IN TROUBLE WITH SNAPE AND HE STILL- god sometimes you hate your brother 

b. if the mail was for you, why did linong say it was his, and took the punishment for you?

[AT THE END OF THE DAY]

so you ask him

“hey, the mail was for me, so-”

“why did i say it was mine?” linong turns as he carefully places a yellow coloured, glittering potion down

“because you have already been in trouble so many times. i didn’t want you to get into trouble again.” his lips curl into an entrancing smile, eyes disappearing as they form half moons. 

“...but why do you even-”

“care about you getting into trouble?”

istg stop finishing each other’s sentences

you gulped and nodded

surprisingly, the smile drops and his fingers automatically find each other as they fiddle 

you can swear you hear him mumbling to himself

“linong, are you-”

“y/n, i actually er, liked you. since first year.” 

the words die on your lips as you stare at him, lips pursed

really???????

“you are pretty, you are actually pretty darn smart, it’s just you sleep during classes and always put yourself down. and...and...no, but, you never even spared me a glance. at all. for six years. i...i thought maybe you....um...hated me.” words tumble out of his mouth and he stumbles over them as he tries to formulate a sentence to explain how beautiful and wonderful you are

“i....er, not me. er ziyi, had an idea that i, er, take the blame for you? to get your attention or something......but i don’t-”

lips press against the corner of his mouth, your flushed cheeks radiate off heat, warming his chilled, pale ones.

“you don’t have to put your reputation on the line for me.”

“see you around, linong.” and you slip away, leaving the boy wide-eyed and flushed, heart exploding with happiness

shoutouts to ziyi and snape for helping me!- linong prob on some hogwarts social media

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[yakumtsaki]

Welcome, dear readers, to the much anticipated Union Season 1 finale, featuring the diverse cast of well-developed characters we’ve all come to love, such as cheating whore #1, cheating whore #2, and my personal favorite, cheating whore #3. Also starring purple Hannibal Lecter, Melody Tinker’s sunglasses, and Leon Trotsky. Last update saw the erotic tension between resident porn-king Gunther and his brother’s intended, Regina George Brittany Upsnott finally boil over, leading to this harrowing image:

GOOD TIMES. Let’s pick up right where we left off..

.. namely precious Gunther immediately jumping into bed with Melody not two minutes after his close encounter of the Brit kind. Guns has been suspiciously loyal and un-gross ever since we moved out of the dorms, but apparently his goal for senior year is to out-worst everyone else in the house. What a comeback!

Meanwhile Brit is depressingly bowling her frustrations away under the unforgiving desert sky. Whaddup Brit, you must be dealing with some pretty complicated emotions right now.

-What?? No way, I’m totally, totally fine!

I mean sure, why wouldn’t you be, it’s not like you’ve fucked literally everything up. After spending half of college dealing with fucking HaremGate all I wanted was an uneventful senior year I could speed through, but that would be too easy now, WOULDN’T IT.

-The pins are you well-laid out plans for the future!

UGH Brit seriously, this isn’t happening. As in we’re gonna pretend it literally never happened, you’re gonna marry Daniel, Gunther is gonna marry Mel, everyone will live happily ever after and that’s the last I’m gonna hear of this bullshit.

BRIT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY

-I’m just heartfarting, GAWD

Yea you’re also about to fucking serenade him in front of Mel, have you legit lost your mind??? Is this how the rest of this year will go, me chasing you around cancelling your dumbass actions?

-Probably! lolol!

-Aww Brit, if there was an award for best couple, we would definitely win it <3

-Oh please, Gunther and I have you totally beat!

-Yea right Mel, bet you §10 me and Brit are gonna move in together before you and Gunther do!

-…So how you liking that pizza, Gunther?

-…Oh it’s good, Brit, thanks for asking.

Meanwhile it looks like my restless Jojo/Wyatt reconciliation efforts have finally borne fruit! Good job, Wyatt!

-It’s no job, I’m just following mon coeur!

Nice, follow it all the way to redemption!

YASSSS. I can’t stress enough how many times Wyatt had to apologize to get us to this point, I’m talking half their awake time for 3 days. God. The whole thing has been an extremely repetitive nightmare but finally we can put it to rest. Much like we put Frances! BURN IN HELL

Finally, the universe has responded to my desperate pleas. I will even forgive the creepy ass llama because for once the cheering is completely appropriate. Reunited and it feels so good! Especially for me because if I had to press the apologize button one more time istg.

Well.. The universe giveth and the universe taketh away. Literally can’t leave these dicks unsupervised for more than a minute before they start slutting it up. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO

-Oh oh oh oh oh OH, caught in a bad romance <3

STOP SINGING INTO EACH OTHER’S MOUTHS. It’s time for drastic measures. Gunther is obviously unfamiliar with the concept of decency but maybe there’s still hope for Brittany..

..especially after Daniel gives her a high-class romantic evening! Looking great, Dan. Please stop picking your teeth.

-I’m so uncomfortable, my hair hasn’t seen the light of day since I was a toddler! I’m putting my cap back on.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. Also suppress your gag reflex + every instinct in your body because it’s time-

-to hit Londoste! OOH LA LA

-Brit, I feel like we’re.. ridiculously overdressed.

-No such thing, darling!

-I’ll be having the filet mignon and a glass of the Veronaville ‘64, thank you.

-And I’ll be having chicken nuggets and a detailed report of the working conditions in this bourgie hellhole.

-DANIEL YOU PROMISED

-Let’s raise a glass to us and our magical evening together-

-Yes, and this delicious food, stained with the tears of the working farmhand-

-Daniel, please.

-My beloved ice queen, even though the diamond engagement ring “tradition” is another completely made up, SHAMELESS CAPITALIST SCAM, I just couldn’t bear the thought of wounding your gigantic, aggressively materialistic ego.. Marry me, my darling, be my Nadezhda!

-OH baby of course I’ll marry you! Everything before this moment doesn’t count, right?

-I mean.. sure?

-Great!

Yes, what a wonderful, subtle night.

-Oh Brit, you make me the happiest worker alive, which of course is a completely paradoxical state under capitalism!

AWW MEANT TO BE <3 Finally we can put that gross, freckled chapter behind us.

THAT’S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN

-WOOO congrats for not cheating for an entire day, Gunther!

Our greek house is currently at a pathetic level 3 and it’s not hard to see why. As if the graves of Jojo’s former flames weren’t enough to put people off, imagine walking by and seeing this.

This shit is still going on and has reached the hate-boner point where these two have permanent wants to see each other’s ghost. So much for nice points!

Also going on: this bizzare, inexplicable feud that appeared literally out of nowhere.

-SHUT UP WYATT MAGIC ISN’T REAL

-IT SO IS MAGIQUE IS ALL AROUND US

Finals are upon us! Only one semester of this fuckery left. There are of course two kinds of people, the kind pictured above..

..and my peeps.

Gunther, who hasn’t done anything college related since we were back in the dorms and Blue Meatballs et al were writing his papers, somehow still has a 4.0 gpa. Wow Gunther, what’s your secret??

-It’s no secret, I banged the half-alien professor.

Oh right lmao. You’re looking pretty down boo, what���s wrong?

-Man idk, I’m struggling with what might be like.. legit feelings for Brit.

WHAT. WELL PUT THEM BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM GUNTHER AND DRINK YOUR SORROWS AWAY LIKE AN ADULT. GOD

YOU TOO BRITTANY. ISTFG YOU ASSHOLES ARE NOT FUCKING THIS UP ANY FURTHER.

CAUSE HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST PERSON WHO WENT OFF SCRIPT. Looking good, Fran!

…………………………poor Brittany obviously suffered a stroke at some unspecified point in time. As if she didn’t have enough problems.

SO. CLOSE. We just have to get through this one semester without the entire charade imploding, is that too much to ask????

APPARENTLY YES. GODDAMMIT GUNTHER

-The heart wants what it wants.

What DOES it want tho, Selena, cause last time I checked you were in love with Mel you GIANT ASS

-Yea, hell if I know! Huhu!

IF I HEAR YOU PEOPLE HUHU ONE MORE TIME

In equally distressing news Mickey Dosser was passing by and I invited him in just to see if he would go straight for the bubbles, which he of course did..

..a move so irresistible that Wyatt had to stop and swoon over him literally in the middle of his millionth Jojo apology. I’ve honestly never had a sim court death as persistently as Wyatt, dude straight up WANTS TO DIE.

-HOW DARE YOU WALTZ IN HERE AND TRY TO SEDUCE MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES YOU VILE DISGUSTING SLOB

-Wut

-GET. OUT. BEFORE I STUFF YOU AND PUT YOU ON MY PORCH FOR HALLOWEEN

-Wyatt.. I sensed it was you.

-Of course, Jojό <3 I got your message, why did you send a raven, I’m just upstairs-

-SILENCE. I invited you here, to my favorite place on this entire wretched planet, the center around which revolves my very existence..

-..to ask you a very important question that I want you to CAREFULLY consider, taking into account that you’re standing next to the graves of the last people to betray me..

-Wyatt Monif, you must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. Almost from the earliest moments of our acquaintance, I have come to feel for you a passionate admiration and regard, which despite all my struggles and your whoring around, has overcome every rational objection, and I beg you most fervently to relieve my suffering and consent to be my husband. Also to please ignore my brother woohooing in the hot tub behind us and ruining the moment.

-MON DIEU JOJÓ, OUI, OUI A THOUSAND TIMES OUI!! <3

-Wyatt.

-Oui? <3

-Please don’t make me murder you, ok? Promise?

-Never, Jojό!

AW, what a beautiful engagement you guys, I’m tearing up.

AND FINALLY, IT’S OVER. Gunther seriously graduated summa cum laude, how in the fucking world I legit dk but whatever!

The last supper.. The Union bros have all graduated and I’m gonna speed-play the rest through their last year. Also Daniel and Melody are bffs now, I didn’t even know they were talking but nice.

Time to go back where we came from! Ah, all grown up. It seems like yesterday they were toddlers surviving on cat food.

Brit is the youngest of the bunch and has the whole house to herself after Mel and Wyatt graduate, a situation she takes advantage of by ALMOST CHEATING WITH THE FUCKING LLAMA. BRIT ISTG

Finally, it’s time for Brit to leave our gross, incestuous cocoon. We’re gonna need a placeholder for the next generation tho, so as much as it pains me to say..

..it’s Frances time. Bitch literally scares Brit as she’s trying to resurrect him, way to make me doubt my merciful decision Fran!

Ugh great. Welcome back, Frances. I really did prefer you dead.

Yea, can’t make any promises there. I don’t know what kind of wave of kindness overcame me, but I felt bad for Fran being all alone so…

-I’M BACK BITCHES

Can’t believe we wasted 20k on these assholes but whatever. Time to grow up, Brit!

Oh yea, looking good! Taking the ‘on Wednesdays we wear pink’ rule to extreme lengths.

And we’re out of here, leaving the place in the capable hands of Fran and Ti-Ning, who immediately reconnect for a hot tub celebration of life.

So normally you’d think that would be the end of it and we’d get to the heir vote, right? RIGHT?

WRONG. Please bear with me through this incredible bullshit. So I’m taking the heir vote portraits, specifically Jojo’s, and everyone else is hanging around on the edges of this empty photoshoot lot, when suddenly the fight cloud appears. At first I think it’s Wyatt/Daniel aka business as usual but then I make the horrifying discovery that it’s.. DANIEL/BRIT.

As expected, the MINUTE I looked away, Gunther/Brit went for it in plain sight, leading to the eruption of a massive shitshow. I’m like ok w/e we’re basically in pre-heir vote limbo so it doesn’t count, I’ll just quit without saving. But THEN I take a look at Daniel’s panel.. AND SEE THIS:

I’ve literally no idea WTF HAPPENED, HOW IT HAPPENED, WHY, WHO MADE THE FIRST MOVE but the fact is that right after catching Gunther/Brit cheating, Melody and Daniel somehow got together even though they have never given any indication of being into each other and have one sole pathetic bolt. My best guess is 4-nice-points Melody went for it as a revenge but seriously WHAT THE FUCK

GOOD TIMES. At this point I’m obviously even more like ‘I’M GONNA QUIT WITHOUT SAVING’ so I’m just taking these pics for shits and giggles, but THEN I look at Gunther’s panel… and see probably the most disturbing want I’ve ever come across:

OK THEN. Reminder that Gunther’s secondary is PLEASURE so there’s literally no explanation for this shit except for legit. true love. As much planning as I did for these couples I’m like who am I to refuse A ROMANCE SIM’S engagement want???? I mean I also planned for Jojo to marry Frances and we all saw how that went. So I decide to save the game, even though it’s kinda unorthodox since it didn’t happen during actual gameplay but w/e, you just can’t ignore shit like that!!

So I revisit the lot the next day and am faced with a shitshow of cosmic proportions. The whole thing is like a bizzaro parallel universe, I mean you have Brit and Dan legit looking like they crossed over from the set of NLL..

..Gunther and Mel heartfarting over each other while also wanting to beat each other up..

..this torrid affair out in the open..

..AND WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS. I changed their turn-ons and now they have 3 bolts cause it felt like they really got the short end of the stick but I still can’t get over this bullshit happening in the first place. At least Jojo and Wyatt are having a good time! I guess at this point there’s only one thing left to do..

..simultaneous break ups! The couple that dumps their fiances together stays together.

Moving on to simultaneous crying/sighs of relief. If it seems like I’m halfassing this by not writing any dialogue it’s because I am, but I legit can’t, the whole situation is just too absurd to dramatize.

And now to complete the wife-swap..

Incredible. Now, hold on to your seats, everyone.. because the red ring memory..

IS NOT GUNTHER’S. WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL. BRIT GOT A RED RING FROM HER ROMANCE SECONDARY BUT SOMEHOW GUNTHER DIDN’T??? Honestly I’m hardly a romantic but. TRUE LOVE. Or a glitch. Let’s go with true love.

And there you have it. The end of generation 1, which will live in the annals of history as the one where literally no one ended up with the person I had in mind for them and I might as well haven’t been there for all the control I had over these assholes.

NOW. TIME TO VOTE.

WHO WILL IT BE????

Head over to my lj for a handy guide to voting + the link to the poll. Thank you all for reading! <3

[heyekiel]

Many Questions Tag

rules: answer these 85 statements

tagged by @th7thsense thank u i love u !!

THE LAST

1. drink: tea 2. phone call: mom 3. text message: it was sephora jfbjfbn 4. song you listened to: ludovico einaudi - questa notte (this dude awesome check him out if you like classical) 5. time you cried: yesterday night? 6. dated someone twice: when i was figuring things out 7. kissed someone and regretted it: yeah i kinda regret everything but also dont cause i know better where i am now 8. been cheated on: nope 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: not sure if it was related but yeah

3 FAVORITE COLORS

12. black 13. white 14. deep deep red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: yes, i made a few here on tumblr !! bless yall ily 16. fallen out of love: nah love as yall hear it is a forreign concept to me 17. laughed until you cried: yup (thanks sis) 18. found out someone was talking about you: yes? i dont know? 19. met someone who changed you: nope 20. found out who your friends are: dont have friends 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: no

GENERAL

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life:  lol you rly think im gonna go count 23. do you have any pets: yep, i got 9 cats at the moments and farm animals (too much to count soz) 24. do you want to change your name: yes, it’s planned,, dont really know the legal proccess yet but,, its planned 25. what did you do for your last birthday: ate cake with m mom and sis and the twins i think? then went back to studying lmao 26. what time did you wake up: 6:30 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: crying lmao 28. name something you can’t wait for: death 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: when she dropped me off at the train station last night 31. what are you listening to right now: nothing im watching elijah and christine 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: my cousin named thomas does that count? 33. something that is getting on your nerves: lol myself 34. most visited website: tumblr, yt and the uni webmail 35. hair colour: dyed black, natural brown 36. long or short hair: i have rly short hair like mark short? they used to be waist long lmao i cut everything at the same time 37. do you have a crush on someone: im ace/mostly aro 38. what do you like about yourself: my right hand nails hsbvsvjhfj (no but my eyes are rly pretty) 40. blood type: b- 41. nickname: my sis calls me ya (from mydead name) but @zhonqchenle calls me ez and thats it i have no friends lmao 42. relationship status: still ace/aro 43. zodiac: scorpio 44. pronouns: sigh genders,, but they/them (i dont mind he/his cause theres no neutral pronouns in french but,, the first im more comfortable with i guess) 45. favourite tv show: teen wolf is my shit ngl, sense 8 (still gotta see season 2), and bad guys (thats a drama guys check it out its a police dark serail killer one stuff shit i love it its so good) 46. tattoos: thats planned,, but im broke rn we’ll see later lmao 47. right or left handed: right handed 48. surgery: kidney stone removal (fucking drink guys that is NOT fun) and other stuff are planned for later 50. sport: i did artistic gymnastic for like 9 years, i danced for a while (i did modern, hip-hop, classical), i did natation i did a bit of aikido (im not sure thats how you write it thats a martial art),, but i dropped everything in the end (i do a bit of boxing tho) 51. vacation:  rn? lmao im in uni and we broke 52. pair of trainers:  addidas i think,, theyre from last year

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: nothing 54. drinking: also nothing 55. I’m about to: study lmao thats all i fucking do 56. waiting for: the sweet release of death 57. want: learn to compose (have the time time for it who am i kidding) 58. get married: nope (id marry a friend tho lmao) 59. career: dream job? producer. actual job? i don’t now, either psychiatrist, comportementalist, legist, sound engeneer (i cant speel this fucking word i give up) ?

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: both (kisses dont mean romantic love to me id kiss a friend on the lips i dont,, care) 61. lips or eyes: both bitch 62. shorter or taller: it doesn’t matter to me idc 63. older or younger: also dont care 64. nice arms or nice stomach: what does nice mean lmao,, i dont really care 65. hook up or relationship: sigh 66. troublemaker or hesitant: both leaning over the first

I realized this was dating question kdfbjkdb LMAO so,, this is bout anyone im comfortable with jbkjbsjvsd /rly close friends and shit/

HAVE YOU EVER

67. kissed a stranger: dont think so 68. drank hard liquor: lmao yeah 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yeah but i found them 70. turned someone down: yeah 71. sex on the first date: i knew the dude but yeah 72. broken someone’s heart: yeah i guess 73. had your heart broken: yeah 74. been arrested: i dont get out my bed kjsbvss 75. cried when someone died: yes 76. fallen for a friend: thought i did,, ended up ruining myself

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

77. yourself: no lmao,, my ability to get through shit by really impulsive decisions?? yes 78. miracles: depends what you mean by that,, i guess it case by case 79. love at first sight: yall gotta stop putting your whole life and heart and trust in someone you know thats how you get murdered fucking stop 80. santa claus: stop what if kids see this 81. kiss on the first date: dont care none of my buisness,, it becomes if one of my  friends gets hurts or i witness someone get hurt 82. angels: why not gotta believe in something (im the angel i am ;))

OTHER

84. eye colour: lOL theyre really weird but really pretty ive never seen it anywhere else ?? theyre bleue on the outside and turn grenn/grey-ish, then brown/gold ish in the middl its fucking wild istg. i didnt know what to put for the passport lmao (also pics dot take all of the colors?? thats a lil weird too idk rly) 85. favourite movie: imitation game,, enders game,, i forgot one i dont remember?? im tired

tagging: @jenolees @zhonqchenle @safetypillow