#my calves hurt zlfhqlzlfhzm
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I'm fucking late because I forgot to hit "save" on my alarm when I added 15 minutes to it so I speedran everything, got ready in like 5 minutes, and I was brushing my teeth à la Sonic and heard Guizmo clawing at my desk chair and I was like BITCH NO because she's actually destroying it and anyway
You try to get anything done with a furry bastard purring in your ear.
#story time#my cat#cats#something something my face#Bro I woke up and immediate panic#Then I checked the trains#saw there was one leaving in 30 minutes#And it takes me like 10 to walk there#and I want to be 10 minutes early so I have the time to get in without running#And I was like#YeAh ThAt'S dOaBlE#my calves hurt zlfhqlzlfhzm#ALSO I SENT A TEXT TO MY BOSS#I WAS LIKE HEY LISTEN I'M VERY SORRY BUT I'M GONNA BE LATE TODAY#You know what he replied ?#A goddamn#thumbup emoji#filip you're fucking killing me but thanks#I'm so tired#but the adrenaline is gonna keep me up for sure
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