#my buckethead tsundere....

[sotc]

dragon age origins first playthru giving me brainrot <3 ft my bb warden, miss buckethead, Milana Tabris

(hello zevran romancers, i bring a gift of the best mans 🤲)

[dlartistanon]

While I always enjoy your buff Arknights characters (thank you for the Saria especially), what're your headcanons for your Doctor in your version of AK?

Hmm... My Doctor is either nonbinary or fem. Also very ace. Appearance-wise, they have medium-length hair and dark under-eye circles. They have spiral pupils. They're relatively short. Skinny and undernourished. Honestly my design for Doctor is just a haggard version of that one promotional concept art of Doctor that looks vaguely feminine.

Let me list some things about Doctor that I actually like, and kept intact in my own portrayal:

their parental relationship with Amiya

their awkward, sometimes hostile dynamic with Kal'tsit

they have lingering feelings of depression and detachment surrounding their amnesia and separation from Priestess

implied autistic

they’re physically weak and sensitive to light

their acute observational skills

a fondness towards physical contact

their academic background in neurology/history

a strange tendency to drink boiling hot liquids directly and eat random consumables

A lot has happened in over four years. Particularly the way Doctor is written and how certain characters are written around them. In a perfect world, Doctor as a vehicle for self-insertion does not exist. What currently exists is canon discontinuity for me, and I've realized that the only way for me not to gag at Doctor content in the game is if I reconcile their existence by superimposing my own take.

However, in doing so, I refuse to call it a self-insert. That word is so loaded with awful baggage and is a viscerally unpleasant reminder of how some of my faves' writing is ruined for the sake of pandering to the lowest common denominator in order to make the player feel special. At the same time, I'm not depicting "Canon Doctor" either because so much of the "canon" writing around them is so half-baked and poorly-constructed in a failed attempt to appease both self-inserters and people who want an Actual Character.

My Doctor is not In-Game Buckethead, not a self-insert, but a secret third thing. Taking characterization bits that I like and discarding the ones I don't. Same goes for every operator who's writing suddenly takes a nosedive whenever in-game Doctor is involved.

If I have any singular Doctor ship, it's with Priestess. Priestess is their tragic soulmate, and Doctor wanting to reunite with her gives even more reason/justification for other characters to distrust them because of the implication that Priestess was responsible for the Oripathy outbreak.

Maybe with Kal'tsit too, but the dynamic has to be very specifically complex and not reduce Kal'tsit into a tsundere.

[randomslipknotahegao-blog]

Person Down Below #2

Same warning as the first one...

I tried not to make the sentences so offensive,some of them may suck since I couldn’t think of anything...anyways...here we go!

The person down below fucked a Fidget Spinner

Gakupo

I really don’t know how I feel about this...I’m pretty sure that he would have fucked Gumi or something,but a fidget spinner?I don’t know how I feel about this.

The person down below is secretly a Vocaloid.

Megurine Luka

But she is a Vocaloid!She was released officially in 2009!!!

The person down below is in Pre-K but knows how sex works.

Kaito

Ok,honestly,I don’t like Kaito that much.Second least favorite Vocaloid that I know of,but I’m not really sure how I feel about this...

The person down below is Len Kagamine’s sex slave.

Akita Neru

Ok,why the hell would Len go for a sassy,some kind of nonstop texting girl?I think this is why she texts all of the time and is always telling people to “Stop Nagging Me!”

The person down below is a slut.

Shawn Crahan

Ok,this is weird,I have a feeling that everyone is Slipknot is a slut now,I mean he was hairless at first,so maybe this one isn’t so bad.But Seriously,first it was Paul and now it’s Shawn.How shitty can it get?

The person down below’s head is bigger than their own body.

Hatsune Miku

What the hell?I know their eyes are bigger than their own face,but damn,no wonder why,Hatsune Miku has a big head which is making her eyes big.Wait is there like a picture of that somewhere...?Ok I actually found a few pictures of that and damn are they scary,anyways let’s just move on from this horror movie.

The person down below is a yandere.

Kasane Teto

What?But Teto is so cute and innocent!I mean,I have seen a few nsfw art of her.But she’s so cute and innocent,why Teto?Who would she be killing for though?And who would she kill?

The person down below is a sassy,fabulous tsundere.

Oliver

Wow,him?I thought he was so cute and nice at first.ARKIE YOU WERE WRONG,ARKIE YOU WERE SO WRONG!kill me pls

The person down below is always roasted by the same person.

Len Kagamine

Pffft,I mean,at a certain angle,he is roastable.*Whispers:And yes I mean the perverted side of him. ;-)*

The person down below is trans.

Yowane Haku

Wait,so that means I’ve been calling Yowane a girl all the time,but apparently their a male trans,their not a girl!?Their just trans!!!???

The person down below is secretly Rin Kagamine and sang I can take off my panties.

Johnny Christ

Johnny has said it,and he can do it:I can take off my panties!  (ok fml)

The person down below has a gay porn stash.

Synyster Gates

Oh god,Synyster,I know too much about you now.I mean,like,what kind of gay porn?Trans!Yowane or maybe 2p Hetalia?

The person down below is a weeaboo.

Paul Gray

So he’s a weeaboo slut?What is this,pornhub?

The person down below is a super saiyan in disguise.

Eric Johnson

You know,Eric,Eric’s gotta be everyone’s bae.But what they don’t know about him,is that he is a super saiyan,and that Cliffs of Dover,was supposed to be about the super saiyans,ok what the hell Cliffs of Dover doesn’t have any words to it,it is a piece of music.

The person down below enjoys watching Boku No Pico.

Chris Fehn

Ok I think I know what the condoms are for now...fml kill me pls

The person down below had Goku’s hair when they were five.

Buckethead

You know,all you need for a Goku haircut,all you Dragon Ball Z motherfuckers,you just need to Enter The Chicken for a Goku haircut.

The person down below is our God and Jesus,Idubbbz.

Gumi Megpoid

Yes!Gumi!She is awesome,I just knew this had to be true...wait Gumi’s gay?

The person down be is best girl.

Corey Taylor

...Ok...I see what you did there...I decided to step inside....and see the Devil in ya.You got me there...Trying to make me do a referance.Does this mean that Corey is Rem now?

The person down below needs Jesus.

Rin Kagamine

I mean,this could kinda make sense if you’ve ever listened to...let’s see here...Pomp and Circumstance,Fear Garden,Ant Observation and I’m pretty sure there is some more proof out there for Rin.

The person down below is a naughty school girl.

Sid Wilson

Or maybe a “naughty party raver”,I’m sorry I’ll stop now.

The person down below doesn’t have a final gender.

M. Shadows

Wait,is he going to become a feminist now?Wait,is it even possible for guys to be feminists?Omg,kill me pls.

The person down below is a serial killer.

Agnete Kjolsrud

The singer for what’s it called again?She kills people?Did she kill Dimebag?If so,Imma fuckin’ kill her.

The person down below likes to listen to Vocaloid-Impale.

Daron Malakian

NO!NOT THE YANDERE CHILD!Daron why?Your my favorite in System of a Down though.Why Daron,just why?

The person down below is a Pokemon.

Joey Jordison

Oh,so Johnny from Avenged Sevenfold isn’t the only one?He doesn’t walk a lonely road with Green Day.Oh godamnit Joey STAY A POKEMON!!!

The person down below has the most loudest fangirl scream.

Serj Tankian

Oh really,he’s not even a girl,and like there are many different kinds of fangirl screams,so which would be his?

The person down below is a memelord.

Jim Root

Ok,same reaction as last time,because,like,IT WAS THE SAME THING.

The person down below doesn’t want you to talk to them or their son ever again.

John Dolmayan

What?I don’t think he even has a son!Kill me pls......

The person down below is the God of Ahegao.

Zacky Vengeance

Is he on like,Dave’s team now?TEAM AHEGAO PPLS!

The person down below is on fire.

Craig Jones

Ok,I was just imagining shit,and...it’s kinda scary.Craig doesn’t speak,like,at all!So if he’s on fire,would he just stand there doing nothing?What is this?Vocaloid-Ant Observation

The person down below still lives with their parents.

Shavo Odadjian

Honestly,I don’t know how I feel about this...so let move on...(Arkie’s lying!)

The person down below is a complete pervert.

Meiko

Meiko?Why her?Ok,honestly,I don’t like her that much.The real pervert is probably Gakupo.