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Tagged by @anulithots (haha, you wanna put me under a microscope) and @mysticstarlightduck here and here! Thanks for the tag! It's been a hot second since I've done one of these...And I'm not even sure if I've done it for/on this blog as opposed to my main.

But this one got tagged so I'll do my best to answer writeblr-ly-ly.

Tagging (no pressure, obviously): @gummybugg @concealeddarkness13 @doublegoblin @sleepyowlwrites (and you know what, open tag. See this? Want to fill it out? Go for it! And tag me so I can rb it so people can get to know you too!)

Current book: Rhythms of War (Sanderson)/Dracula Daily/A City Without Birds (Alexandra Ding/@junypr-camus)

Current fic: Mmm...Does a webtoon count? Because if yes then Moon Descendants

Currently watching: FALLOUT AND IT IS GLORIOUS

Next on my watch list: mmm...bother and mom and I might watch The Batman soon.

Current hyperfixation/obsession: Sorting/playing the games from the Palestinian Relief Bundle on itch.io

Favorite color: Would you kill me if I said it was the c o l o r s o f t h e s k y . . . ?

Favorite season: 💀👻🎃🦇🍬🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🔮🦇👻💀🎃🎃🎃 S P O O P Y T I M E

Sweet/spicy/savory? Sweet. Sweet sweet sweet. I don't mind savory (some savory is really REALLY good) but I have such a low tolerance to spicy...well. In a world where spicy = hot I have a low tolerance. In a world where spicy = a dish with many spices...it depends, lol

Relationship status: In love with the Fallout TV show

Last song: Brea and the Library (Dark Crystal AOR OST)

Last thing I googled: Tasmanian Devil fighting (it was for writing promises, honest)

Skill I’d like to learn: Bookbinding (I have a kit and instructions, I just need time and practice to learn)

Best advice: Right now? Take a deep breath. Find time during the day to take naps. Drink water. Guilt is a useless construct and can be damaging to you and your mind. Drop it. If you feel guilty about taking a nap, don't. You're taking care of yourself. Don't feel guilty about enjoying food. Don't feel guilty about saying no. Don't feel guilty. It's useless. If you want to make a change, do your best to make it. But please don't let guilt be at the root of it. Go get a snack. Make sure you do something you find fun/enjoyable once a day. The little things are worth it. They can get you through so much. Snatch the little things, hold them to you, take no shame in it.

[peachiipark]

hi I'm a new follower and I am so glad I found this blog for hxh content💓So could I have some Main four hcs (Gon, Killua, Kurapika and Leorio) of how they have fun together as a squad(fluffy stuff plz)

happy to have you here, thanks for following! :D i've been waiting for some more main four requests 💗 i love them sm 😭🙏

the main four and how they have fun

even though it'll end in a very heated argument between killua and leorio. BOARD/CARD GAMES.

how did this tradition start? well, killua and gon were talking about the imaginary rules of uno when kurapika walked in

"i don't follow.. why are you two having a discussion about a number? leorio told me that uno is one in spanish."

they sat him down IMMEDIATELY for an uno round bc it turned out that he has NEVER played classic games like those

(he did play poker once)

THEY PLAY MONOPOLY TOO

kurapika silently robs all of them of their money and attempts to apply real life logic in this lawless hell of a game

leorio buys boardwalk but no one lands on it for the entire round 💀 he's also the banker!

killua.. is a con artist and constantly lands in jail

gon is trying to break the tension

THEY PROBABLY WATCH SOME OLD MOVIES TOO

it all started when gon revealed that he had never seen mean girls and kurapika agreed. leorio and killua sat those two mfs down and forced pop culture down their throats

shopping sprees but they all go to different stores 😭

killua goes to hot topic (listen their shit is good)

leorio goes to gucci (as he should)

kurapika craves revenge not clothing. (so he enters a barnes and noble)

gon follows killua around bc he just wants to go to the food court

nen users need to train.. how would they do it together ??

they'd be disrupting public spaces no matter where they went 😭

kurapika pulling up in the most MUTED colored tracksuit with a ponytail as he complains

"i can assure you that i'm perfectly fine. i already stretched before we arrived."

leorio (the cause of kurapika's complaining) is forcing him to stretch before he does anything so his muscles aren't damaged

"yes, and you also sat in a car for ten minutes. refresh yourself! now breathe in-"

gon and killua are doing bad bitch shit and seeing who can climb a tree faster

A POOL DAY OH MY GOD

kurapika is sitting on a pool chair reading a book the whole time bc i can't imagine him actually getting into the water unless one of the other push him in

(they don't dare push him in.. but killua will make an attempt)

gon and killua are having so much fun that it's actually sickening bc of how cute they are

leorio is just trying to keep up with those little paddling mfs

killua godspeeds in the pool

the water has been electrified

accidents.. happened! needless to say that kurapika is very happy that he didn't go into the water <3

sometimes

when they're huddling up for warmth as they watch a movie

they fall asleep and snuggle :(

ILL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE

we've got gon and killua resting on each other's shoulders

leorio pulling them in with one arm and holding kurapika in the other

and kurapika is always the last one to fall asleep

mostly because of the loud snoring coming from his friends

but because he's grateful that he can even be by them :(((

and he falls asleep with a smile on his face :((

BUT LEORIO WAS AWAKE THE WHOLE TIME SO HE COULD TAKE THEM TO THEIR BEDS

mornings? although id love to believe the headcanon that kurapika can cook, i see leorio as the cooker!

he needs to strap kurapika down just so he can look the breakfast plate in the eye

gon is on the verge of eating his plate too

killua is not a morning person so he'll be down later (don't even try to wake him up.. please)

SIGHHHH i love making myself sad

this was a lot but i hope you enjoyed! thanks for following me :D i tend to go wild on headcanons like this haha

accompany on: to the masterlist!

[grandtorinaa]

Obey Me Bathroom Headcannons (Brothers)

Assorted texts from me rambling about the obey me characters bathroom habits at 3am

There's a second part with the side character s

Lowkey I head cannon that Levi would pee in a bottle just to avoid his brothers

He doesn't leave his room for days he's probably constipated enough not to leave either, because he probably eats bad too

he either bathes very often because he likes water or doesn't take a legitimate shower for days and just uses a washcloth and bucket to wash up when he really needs it

Asmo is disgusted, his eyes are closed

Mammon is the one getting timed for his showers because he will absolutely use all the hot water

Asmo said the communal bathroom is for peasants

Beel 100% takes monster shits and he gotta let people know he using the bathroom beforehand to prevent potential casualties or damage to the surrounding area

Belphie is the one who busts in without knocking and makes eye contact with you in the toilet while saying nothing and closing the door

Satan is not allowed books in the bathroom but on occasion he locks himself inside to escape the brothers

he has a rack of bathroom only magazines but he also reads shampoo bottles

Mammon is the one who has repeatedly been forced to pee outside because someone else always happens to be in the bathroom

MC catches him and Mammon turns around to explain himself and liquid is still coming out like please sir

Satan uses 3 in one shampoo and a soap bar on his face and his still is somehow still clear skin. He got old spice for special occasions

Asmo taught mammon skin care and saved his model career

Levi washes his face with water, and nothing else, maybe a washcloth if he feels fancy

Mammon brushes his teeth with soap sometimes and honestly same

He has good hygiene, could you imagine how his family would roast him if he didn't 💀🖐🏾

Asmo called him musky husky and he ain't been the same since

Beel is pretty clean and Belphie smells like how your mouth feels when you wake up every other time you meet him, like, that weird smell babies have

Beel has eaten all the body soap in the house once

Beel and Belphie are my last two braincells trying to function

Lucifer is the one person who lowkey analyses his defecations and stuff for health reasons I don't know why I think that but he does

Someone forgets to flush and he's like "Which one of y'all isn't eating enough fiber?"

He also doesn't buy them new toilet paper if they use it too fast either

Mammon wiped his ass with clorox wipes once and he had to go to the emergency room because he got an infection afterwards

"Me and MC did a blood pact where we put bleach in our asses" - Mammon in that reality

Satan also likes decorating the bathroom but all his decorations are tacky cat ones that don't really match

He'll buy random shit off Amazon he finds interesting

Levi has very little bathroom presence but Belphie walked in on him once and the poor man almost fainted before yelling at him that he needs to knock first but belphie is like "it's not my fault you didn't lock it"

Belphie be starting shit

Belphie uses YOUR soap but when you confront him he's like "It's our soap now" and you have to go to Luci because belphie decimated the entire bottle in 2 weeks

Belphie also has the old man style bath robes and slippers and grunts around like an old man when he wears them

Beel will be the one to step on shower curtains while he showers and accidentally rips up the curtains

Mammon the one leaving water all over the floor after he showers

Satan showers but he likes baths alot

Beel buys either ocean scented products or warm honey/vanilla type smells

Satan was the cucumber melon girl in school don't @ me, Levi and Asmo with the Japanese cherry blossom headassess

Luci likes to really savor his showers when he can and probably plays music during his, and his room has one of those air freshener despenser things. If you interrupt his shower/alone time he will confront you dick out and everything because he just wants to be left alone for once lmao let him rest please