#my boo’s fr💗.

[stunnababyyabyyy]

which one of your favs shows up to your place with flowers everyday????

oh without a QUESTION, draken and natsu!

draken does it all the time to keep me on my toes about how special i am to him. literally will be taking a fat nap in the afternoon and get the loudest knock at my door. sleepy as fuck, grumbling on my way to the door only to see his adorable all smiles self entering and greeting me with a kiss and with a large bouquet of carnations<3. the absolute cutest🥹!

natsu does it also at the randomest times during the day but with intent too? like i could be having a pretty bleh day, knowing ima see him tomorrow i decide not to bother him and wait till tomorrow. but his (canon) gut feeling will have him coming over regardless of plans with a small bouquet of zinnas (expressing his excitement to see me hehe.). texting that he’s on his way up i’ll get all giggly, and practically scream when i see the flowers he brought shyly🫠💗.

[golden-moony]

king of my heart | pt. 2

pairings: lando norris x fem!reader | pato o'ward x fem!reader

warnings: love triangle? kinda.

author's note: go get some popcorn cause we have some drama here🍿... and it's a long part, so enjoy!!

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4

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yourusername Miami GP over and out ✅🏁 No words could ever explain just how grateful I am for all of you and for the opportunity that I get to cover this amazing sport with such incredible people by my side. Thank you for everything Miami, I hope to see you again soon! 🌴💖

user1 the power she holds 🙌

user2 she's really living my dream 🥹

lissiemackintosh so happy to be able to share this with you!! love u❤️

yourusername we really need to do this more often😘 love u too! user3 y/n and lissie hosting track tv together is my new roman empire fr user4 SLAY QUEENS!! user5 the queens are thriving user6 i wanna be friends with them so bad 😫

user7 omg girl you're STUNNING

user8 BEST F1 WAG

user9 facts facts facts user10 she's not even a wag lol it's so obvious lando just keeps this nobody around for when he's bored and horny user11 user10 this "nobody" has done SO much in terms of women representation in motorsport, she's hardworking and a lovely woman. meanwhile, you're just a sad little person who's jealous of her because she's successful and close to your crush, who doesn't even know who you are. so get a life and stop embarrassing yourself. user12 user11 SAY IT LOUDER 👏 user13 user11 PREACH!!!

user14 i don't know if i wanna be her or be with her😩

user15 this is such a mood tbh

landonorris so proud of you, boo😍

yourusername 🥰🧡 user16 YNLANDO NATION WE WON user17 we love a supporting boyfriend 🤩 user18 i want what they have, your honor user19 is this considered a soft launch or what? user20 y'all are delulu😂 it's so obvious they're just friends user21 user20 girl being delulu is the solulu 🙌

user22 so when are we gonna talk about felix liking the post?

user23 i'm lost sorry, who's felix? user24 user23 he's pato's teammate in indycar and one of his besties user25 if felix liked then WHERE'S PATO user26 user25 doing more important things than being focused on this girl.

lilymhe such a pretty girl 💗

alex_albon should i be jealous? yourusername you should indeed. can u fight? user24 the friendship i didn't know i needed 🥹 user25 MY FAV WAGS INTERACTING YAY

user26 f1 is so lucky to have you!!!

user27 LOOOL why would they be lucky to have her?😂😂😂 she's nothing special user28 user27 and yet she's still rising 💅 user29 user27 then why are you even on her post? lol obsessed much?

user30 my role model ❤️‍🩹

📞 incoming call

[y/n; normal] [pato; cursive]

"...Hello? Did you butt-dialed me or something?"

"Uhm, hi. It's not a butt-dial. I-I actually just wanted to talk to you. Hear your voice, y'know. I've been kinda missing you."

"Oh really? And here I was thinking that your cold behavior toward me over the past three weeks meant that you didn't want anything to do with me. Silly me, I guess."

"I-I'm... [sighs]. That's what I wanted to talk to you about, actually. About the way I've been treating you. I'm sorry, y/n. I really am sorry. I know I've been a total jerk-"

"Yeah, you can put it that way."

"...I've been a total jerk and I regret it very much. You didn't deserve it at all. I just- I'm not trying to excuse my awful behavior but I just think I got- Uhm..."

"You got what?"

"Well... I saw Lando's instagram story when you went back to Monaco, as you've probably already figured it out. And I think- Well... I got jealous. And I know it probably sounds stupid now but at the time it felt like a punch in the face."

"Pato..."

"I know I didn't and still have absolutely no business to be jealous about you and Lando, cause you and I are not dating or anything and you don't owe me any kind of explanation about the type of relationship you have with him. But after the great time we spend together in Long Beach... I don't know, it just hurted seeing you with him. But that doesn't excuse anything and I just regret so much the way I've been treating you since then, it hasn't been fair to you at all."

"And it didn't cross your mind that we could have had this conversation way before now? I mean, you waited three weeks to finally talk to me like a decent human being, how-"

"I know and I'm so-"

"Let me finish."

"Sorry, go on."

"However, I do appreciate that you're finally acknowledging all of this and communicating with me like an actual adult. I know it's not always easy to do. And although I don't owe you any kind of explanation, I just want you to know that there's nothing going on between Lando and me."

"So you and him...?"

"We're friends and that's it. We care for each other but there's nothing going on."

"Oh... well, thanks for clarifying that for me."

"Yeah, yeah. You'll have to work harder for my forgiveness, anyway. I appreciate the call but it won't be that easy for you."

"Is that so?"

"You've heard me."

"In that case, what would you say if I invite you for a few days to come here to Punta Mita? Maybe that'll help me a little to earn your forgiveness."

"... I'm sorry, what!?"

"You've heard me."

"You're joking. You have to be joking."

"I'm not joking. You're still in Miami, right?"

"I am..."

"Great! My brother in law is in Miami too and he'll take the jet tomorrow morning. If you want to, you can join him and come here with him! We'd be thrilled to have you here too."

"Oh my God... Pato, I don't know what to say!"

"Say yes and you'd make this birthday boy the happiest man in the world. You'd even make my sister happy, I've been telling her a lot about you and now she's eager to meet you."

"I hope you've been telling her good things about me, then."

"Only the best. She's even on your side, y'know. Said I was being a giant cabrón and needed to make things right. She wasn't wrong tho."

"[giggles] Fine. I'll go, but I'm only doing this for your sister."

"I'll take that anyway! I'll let Brett know you'll join him and I'll send you the details, okay?"

"Okay!"

"Now go and pack your bags for tomorrow."

"Hey! Don't get bosy with me, mister!"

"[Laughs] Fine. Take care, I'll see you tomorrow."

"See you, birthday boy!"

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paddockgossips

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paddockgossips Among the alleged "breakup" between y/n and Lando, the McLaren driver was photographed last night having fun in a Monaco club in the company of Max Fewtrell and other friends. Some sources have said that Lando seemed very cozy with a blonde woman at the party, whom he later left with. However, we cannot verify this information in any way, so it remains a rumor.

user1 I HAVE A CHANCE AGAIN (i'm delulu)

user2 so this confirms ynlando is over?? 😭

user3 girl i'm devastated 😭😭😭 user4 i'm still in denial user5 well they were never together to begin with user6 user5 THIS!! people act like they were a couple when they NEVER confirmed anything 😂

user7 "blonde woman at the party" "it remains a rumor" and magui goes and like the post LOL

user8 she's so desperate for attention🙄 user9 who's magui??? user10 user9 she's kika's friend and she was dating football player João Félix not so long ago (in fact, i thought they were still together lol) user11 user10 and don't forget she's a cheater. user12 user9 she's trouble

user13 yn >>>>>>>> magui

user14 user13 no need to compare them

user15 sorry but single lando it's so hot 🥵

user16 SO TRUE user17 FACTS he looks so good omfg

user18 in his heartbreaker era 😎

user19 in his reputation era 😎 user20 in his idgaf era 😎

user21 i'm a child of divorce fr

user22 i know y'all love y/n for some reason but i'm SO glad lando finally got away from her.

user23 SAME. and if magui makes him happy then great for him user24 stfu i'm mourning here

user25 y/n this magui that but max was, is and will forever be lando's true wag💅

user26 the one and only indeed

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patriciooward

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patriciooward BDAY WKND DUMP 📸 thank y'all for all the love❤️‍🔥

user1 THE HARD LAUNCH IT'S HARD LAUNCHING

user2 OMG IT'S HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CAAAAALM

user3 he really said i'll give you what you want: thrist traps and y/n... and he's so real for that

user4 he really knows his audience user5 king behavior if u ask me user6 everybody say thank you Pato 🙏

user7 YNPATO NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING??

user8 I'M STILL SPEECHLESS user9 they're so perfect i wanna cry😭 user10 LOVE TO SEE🔥

user11 as a ynlando shipper i have to admit they're cute but ngl this still hurts 😩

user12 MOOD user13 ynlando will always be in our hearts 🥺 user14 ynlando >>>>>>>>>> ynpato user15 user13 girl grow up.

user16 THAT SHOULD BE ME

elbaoward where are my credits for the last pic? cuties🤍

user17 u literally gave us the cutest pic ever user18 elba thank you so much for your service🫡 user19 elba is ynpato's #1 fan and you can't tell me otherwise user20 elba is just like us fr user21 LOVE YOU ELBAAAAA 🩷

user22 MOM AND DAD

user23 can't believe how fast she moved on and got together with this dude lol lando really dodged a bullet with her

user24 how fast she moved on?? girl y/n and lando were never even together so stfu user25 ???? why are you even on pato's ig post? go away user26 user23 y/n is such an attention seeker and yet everyone loves her, i'll never understand it 🥱

user27 not to be that person but i would KILL to be that piñata😏

user28 MOOD

frosenqvist oh to be tanned, young and in love

patriciooward 😜 user29 IN LOVE??? FELIX BESTIE TELL US MORE user30 i don't know about y'all but this is all the confirmation i need about ynpato being real, bye user31 i think i can hear the wedding bells user32 user31 yesss and felix as pato's best man

user33 bestie don't be shy and drop more y/n pics 🫶

user34 i second the motion !!!

user35 NOT LANDO LIKING THE POST LOOOOL

user36 he is so unserious i love him user37 ICONIC BEHAVIOR TBH user38 yeah but i just know he's crying inside user39 user38 for what? lol lando knows he's so much better than this cheaper version of him. user40 user39 i'm so done with people like you who insult pato just because you cannot defend lando with good arguments.

yourusername magical weekend 💖

patriciooward with you there? always user41 STOP THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG user42 this is such an upgrade tbh user43 SO HAPPY FOR THEM 🥹 user44 what a bitch.

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paddockgossips

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paddockgossips NEW WAG ALERT? 🚨 Magui Corceiro, the Portuguese model and actress, attended the Monaco GP after being seen a few days ago having lunch with Lando. It has been rumored that they could be in a relationship, especially since Lando and y/n apparently went different ways, and Corceiro's presence in the paddock has not gone unnoticed by anyone. Still, neither Lando nor Magui have confirmed or denied these rumors.

user1 A TRIGGER WARNING WOULD BE NICE NEXT TIME

user2 um let's hope there isn't a next time user3 user2 let's pray girl, let's pray 🙏

user4 "neither lando nor magui have confirmed or denied these rumors" well that's bs cause she just liked the post

user5 istg she's trying so hard to get attention user6 lando was asked about magui and he said she was just a friend... and then she goes and does this lol what a clout chaser user7 and people used to say that y/n was after lando's fame and yet she NEVER did anything like this user8 she's such a pick me girl

user9 everything i know of this girl has been against my will istg

user10 SAME

user11 oh good luck lando

user12 oh be prepared for the y/n fans and little girls that'll come attack magui when she hasn't even done anything wrong

user13 literally they're just mad at magui cause she's dating their fav driver loool user14 they're only jealous cause magui is a gorgeous woman user15 user14 she's gorgeous but she's still a snake

user16 i'd ask why lando would be with someone like her, but then i remember he's an adult and if he wants someone like her by his side then that's up to him. let's not treat him like a baby please

user17 say👏 it👏 louder👏

user18 weeeeell if this is the kind of people lando likes to have around then i guess y/n really dodged a bullet with him

user19 FACTS user20 i mean at the end of the day he's just another privileged white boy, so🤷‍♀️ user21 i really don't get all the hate that she's getting, is she really that problematic? user22 user21 girl google it yourself but yeah, she is

user23 I MISS MY GIRL Y/N WHERE IS SHEEEEEEEE??

user24 what is she even doing there?

user25 must be cause lando wanted her to be there user26 why y'all never asked the same thing about y/n? y'all are such hypocrites istg user27 user26 cause y/n was actually doing her job????? user28 user26 oh you're stupid 😂😂

user29 magui in the paddock, pato not being able to finish Indy 500... it really is a shitty day huh

user30 DON'T EVEN REMIND ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH PATO OMFG user31 I'M STILL SO MAD ABOUT PATO user32 the only good part is that y/n and his family were there for him ❤️‍🩹

see y'all in part 3!

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(if you'd like to be tagged in the next part, just let me know in the comments!🧡)

[stall1iion]

champions love - five

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f1 and there is our ice queen, arriving in fashion to her first race of the season in Spielberg! 🇦🇹 A new fashion queen on the grid perhaps? 👀

#F1 #Formula1 #AustrianGP

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username1 oh she looks beautiful

⤷username4 right? Like can Max fight??

username69 so we're gonna ignore that f1 admin is a figure skating fan??

⤷f1 of course I am 😼

username15 f1 fashion game is SO BACK

⤷username27 lewis and her are about to show up slaying 🫡👏🏾

⤷username9 no literally, Fashion Queen and King of the Grid

username90 I met her! She’s genuinely so nice!

username62 lewis has some competition fr

username12 she flew to austria for a MAN?? 🤨

⤷username44 to be fairrrrrr that man is MAX VERSTAPPEN and her boyfriend so….

username8 of course she’d be more focused on an outfit then supporting max

⤷username7 relax?? She’s literally wearing a flowy shirt and some jeans, just because she got dressed doesn’t mean she’s not there to support

username37 ice queen? Ice flop maybe

⤷username35 oh yes, a two time olympic champion, truly embarrassing of her 🙄

username3 great another american ruining the sport

⤷username77 surprised she isn’t fat like all the others or is her shirt hiding that?

⤷username98 I was trying to ignore your blatant xenophobia and sexism but like I genuinely can’t, one: her and logan aren’t ruining the sport at all and two not all americans are fat, you see fast food and automatically assume and it’s crazy when one good click on the comment above and you’d see she’s an olympic figure skater and better than you’d ever hope to be

⤷username35 let them hate, they find every little thing to hate on because they can’t be them. See how many hoops they have to jump through to say anything offensive

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y/n.jpg time to see my first ever vroom vroom race in person but at least I have my newest pookie with me 💗

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bsf1 pookie we miss you 😢

⤷y/n.jpg i miss you too 😢it’s time for me to watch men go vroom vroom in fast cars

bsf2 why didn’t you take us??? 😭😭

⤷y/n.jpg because you had work pookie?? 😞

⤷bsf2 oh…yeah….like i wouldn’t quit to go to a race 😞😢

⤷y/n.jpg yeah no…keep that bag, I promise i’ll take yall when you guys are free ♥️

alexalbon omg is that where my girlfriend went???

⤷y/n.jpg sorry she’s my girlfriend now 🫶

⤷lilymhe I know where home is 🫶

⤷alexalbon UMM???

maxverstappen1 was the meme necessary?

⤷y/n.jpg yes it was, my vibe was incomplete without it

⤷y/n.jpg expect more btw 😋

⤷maxverstappen1 oh god 😐

⤷y/n.jpg good luck on your race ☺️

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y/n.jpg …so that was a tough loss um…how do you feel after that?

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landonorris how the fuck you think I feel?

⤷y/n.jpg I have a gift for you

⤷landonorris stop I’m supposed to be mad rn

⤷y/n.jpg what he say fuck me for? 😟😔

username2 😭wtf? why is she so unserious

bsf1 how was the race in person?

⤷y/n.jpg loud as fuck 😭

⤷y/n.jpg it was like going to a hotter, louder monster truck show

charles_leclerc the meme?

⤷y/n.jpg your very memeable charlie, it’s a talent really and one that will be showcased on my page way more often

⤷username99 CHARLIE??

lilymhe we still on for drinks?

⤷y/n.jpg of course

⤷username5 max didn’t win and literally caused Lando to crash, what does you need to get drinks for?

⤷y/n.jpg see I don’t know if you know but it’s called, I’m my own grown ass person who can get drinks whenever I want

username4 not her making fun of Lando after her boyfriend ruined his race

⤷username7 *liked by author*

what are you talking about? Lando quite literally responded and he’s obviously not mad at her nor is she making fun of him

username9 both were scrapping and made mistakes. We’ll get em next week!

username23 just wait till next weekend, those guys are going to boo every chance they get, don’t be discouraged!

⤷username44 oh you must’ve missed it but they already started making comments towards her, apparently a fan of hers asked for a autograph and some butthurt fans called her all kinds of names

⤷username23 oh wow, yeah I would’ve never guessed from this post

⤷username1 y/n is not new to getting hate, after her first championship some commentators were calling her a possible “one hit wonder” and fans were saying her coach was better off coaching others

Y/N L/N Talks All Things Sport-Like, Relationships And Careers

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“Our next guest is an expert on skating and ice, her olympic career on the rise, please welcome Y/N L/N!”

[Inserts Y/N with cheers] “Welcome to the show! Uh you look fantastic, thank you so much for being here”

“Thank you for inviting me, Jimmy! And for the food!”

“No problem! Figured it was the least I could do after the flight here, um…so y/n your career has always been eventful but it's currently exploding right now and everyone’s talking about Y/N L/N and so I wanted to show you this photo and tell me if you remember how growing up in figure skating was” [shows a picture of younger y/n in her first competition]

“Oh….this was when I was 12, I had just started competing after begging my mother to sign me up for a skating academy for like a whole year [laughter]”

“Did you win this competition?”

“No [laughs] I got like fourth place and was convinced I wasn’t made out to be a skater and went home that night and cried the most i’ve ever cried I think”

“Wow, here’s you like what..six competitions later and look you’ve got a gold medal” {shows a different picture of her on the podium with a bright smile] [insert cheers and laughter] “I’m so happy for you, what did it feel like?”

“Um, well it felt like I was right all along, that my mom and coach were right and it just gave me a huge boost in confidence after that”

“And- I mean- look at you now two time olympic champion back to back, that is amazing- absolutely amazing. Uh- a little birdie told me that when you first signed with Team USA- um you were in a Chick-Fil-A drive thru when you got the call”

[laughter] “Um..yeah! I was actually at work- um, i worked in a chick-fil-a like ten minutes down the street from my house and I got the call from the recruiter and I was like “oh god, I can’t be on my phone at work but I have to take this…screw it” and i picked up the phone and if you ever watched the draft for the nba then it’s kind of like that, I remember I squealed and dropped to the floor as I accepted and I just could not shut up about it for the rest of the day”

[laughter] “yeah well that must’ve been an amazing feeling! To know your accomplishments have been recognized and that you were about to go to the big leagues”

“Oh yeah, I was riding on that high for like a week, it felt like- yeah- i did it. I mean, I felt like I kind of made it already when I won the rest of my competitions growing up but that call was the little cherry on top, you know? I was 18 years old at the time of the phone call, just out of high school but then it was like a massive dump where I was unsure of myself and if I really was that good. Hate really got to my heart during that time, I had already reviewed a large amount of misogyny that I had almost given up too many times to count”

“I had to push myself and remember why I was there, first and foremost my passion for the ice, and I wasn’t going to toss away my dream due to bigoted men around me. They wanted to see me fail and I wasn’t going to let them succeed”

“Beautifully said. I know recently a few fans have reacted poorly after the results of the most recent grand prix in Austria..how do you feel about that?”

“Well um, I get that they're mad, you know? No one wants to see a driver forced out of a race following a collision but again, I had nothing to do with that, you know? [laughter] Um..just because I’m dating Max does not give them that excuse but again, there will always be haters and so I do what I do best and ignore them the best I can; I know not everyone can respond maturely and things can be said in the heat of the moment so I try not to hold it against them”

“Right, well what are your plans for the future? Is another championship in the cards? Another career even? Maybe a more serious relationship outcome with Max?”

[laughter] “Um well figure skating is definitely the dream, you know, a lot of people will say I’m too old to be on the rink but frankly, there is no maximum age to figure skating, i’ll retire of course when I’m ready but um, that’s no time soon [laughter] um growing up I was really into psychology. Obviously as an athlete I know the importance of mental health and how it can truly affect your performance and career but I was obsessed growing up, probably from all the late night reruns of crime shows like law and order and 48 hours {laughter}’

“and um I don’t know about the last one, we haven’t really talked about anything like that, I think we both enjoy our lives together but i wouldn’t be opposed to any sort of change”

“Great! Well um, Max if your watching, there’s your sign right there [laughter] um���I googled you today to see what pops up and um..”

“Did you not know who I was beforehand?”

“No [laughter] no- i can do..I know all your poses and I can do it”

“Oh can you?”

“I can do it, no- no I just wanted to see what pops up and it says did you mean: ice queen or ice princess and I think that’s kind of fun, tell us about that”

“Um, I definitely didn’t do that- I guess someone at google loves me or something [laughter] but the nicknames ice queen or princess is from the 2018 Olympics when I won my first championship and that day I was wearing a white and silver costume that I was absolutely shivering in [laughter] but um- yeah, the judges and everyone liked it so much and I think the name came from one the judge's comments on my performance actually and everyone just ran with it and i liked it so much that I kept it [laughter]”

“Can I just tell everyone some of the stats you have right now, because wow. You are currently the highest paid figure skater at a net worth of 90 Million dollars. You are a 5 time US champion from 2011 to 2016 and 6 time World Champion from 2017 and 2023, you have countless endorsements with brands such as Disney, McDonald’s, Starbucks, Visa, Campbell’s Chevrolet, Coca-Cola, Kraft, and United Airlines. You’ve been given the James E. Sullivan Award for ‘Best Amateur Athlete, U.S. Olympic Committee ‘Sportswoman of the Year’, Readers’ Choice ‘Figure Skater of the Year’, Teen Choice Award and ‘Cosmogirl of the Year’” [takes in a deep breath] “phew…that was a lot to read [laughter] but yeah, that is all you’ve done since you were 12, that’s amazing!”

“It sounds so much grander and shocking when you read it all out like that! [laughter]”

“Yes well it was lovely speaking to you and wearing out my vocal cards reading all that [laughter] this is Y/N L/N, everybody! [cheers and applause] Thank you for coming! Stay tuned for our next guest after the break!”

→ Face claims: (completely forgot to do these but we have: Lori Harvey and Zendaya) 

→ y/n and lily left the grid while waiting for the race to start to get food (she wanted authentic local food)

→ in the interview y/n did shade both lando fans and lando himself 

Author's note!

Hey guys! I worked hard with this one lol! Could not figure out how I wanted to do the interview and just decided to type it as if it was like a little youtube clip of the show so the brackets are like youtube captions. I wanted to wait until after Austria since I finally got the story aligned with recent events (obviously a fictional version of them). Plz don’t send any hate for the shade I threw in here, I love Lando and in fact do have his merch but his response to today’s race was slightly immature and dare I say whiney, plus i did steal some actual comments from instagram posts under red bull so :/ also had to include the weird thing europeans do where they hate on americans for seemingly no reason? Like I've gone to Europe and the hate I get is actually mind boggling. ANYWAYS! Hope you enjoy this chapter, maybe put in some request for what you’d like to see in the next because i have NO IDEA. 

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༉‧₊˚  CHAMPIONS LOVE ༉‧₊˚

⤷ Following the messy breakup between Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet, Max’s manager comes up with a solution to divert the attention – a fake relationship. His new girlfriend? Two time olympic gold medalist figure skater, y/n for the USA team. Easy? Well…

[yuri-is-online]

MAN FUCK MY "Floyd is the only handsome one in the cast" ASK LOOK AT MY BOY JADE!!!! HES SO FUCKIN- AAARGSIDHAJAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Good luck on your exams boo boo 💗

JADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is handsome as fuck. He's suave, so effortless in his appearance that I lowkey feel like it would be easy to assume he does not give a fuck about you and then like... you enter his dream world and there's a version of you hanging off his every word like "oh wow Jade (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡ you're so smart and handsome and cool~" And he's got the biggest dopiest grin on his face like "that's right (⸝⸝⸝• ω •⸝⸝⸝) ♡ I am the coolest and the bestest and the most handsomest please say more" He's dying of embarrassment but playing it off like he's unbothered... but if no one remembers him doing that when you wake up he will be very happy.

Floyd is like... the hot one to me? He's got that sex appeal, that crazy yakuza appeal, he's the cool guy, the Fast and the Furious guy who makes me think about that post on here where the girl is like "you know I do want to bandage up one of those guys while I tell him to be careful out there because I'm pregnant" and give him a kiss for luck before he leaves- His new card art isn't helping fr fr he just looks so deliciously feral. And his dream!!!! Malleus is going to catch these hands for doing that to my baby x-x I won't do any damage but still!!! He's going to pay!!!

ty so much i need it for this one exam i stg lawyers are allergic to being good teachers skjapkfnkd

[jeonghaniehaee]

svt reblogs

master post

reblogs consist of various fics i’ve found that i personally enjoy and hope you do too 🦢

read at ur own risk! some works are 18+ and not meant for younger audiences

there will be some bias towards other members mainly cause i personally read theirs more

order will go: name/link + author, synopsis, and my notes

please support the writers by reblogging their works! everyone in general would appreciate 🕯️

seungcheol:

dad of the year @/wondernus

seungcheol accidentally reveals he has a daughter on a first date and doesn't know how to tell you that his daughter is a dog

notes: i loved this one so much it was just so 💕💞💘💗💓💖

your cherry flavored kisses @/hannyoontify

as his mom always said, kisses are the best kind of medicine for boo-boos

notes: omg sosososo cute 🥹 i loved this one oh so much you can’t believe it 

hello tutorial @/97-liners

it’s your final year of college, and you’ve been elected president of your sorority. this is all great and fine, but as the semester goes on, you find yourself having repeated run-ins with the president of the fraternity next door in a series of unfortunate coincidences (that might not actually be coincidences, as you come to discover). 

or 

in which you’re trying to deal with your crush on seungcheol in a normal way, but the meddling kids are making it harder than it needs to be. 

notes: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS LIKE ALMOST ONE OF MY FAVORITE FICS OF ALL TIME I LOVE IT OH SO MUCH!! please read this it’s actually perfect ive reread it so much just cause of how much i love it. THIS FIC IS THE EPITOME OF MY LIFE. THIS WRITER DESERVES AN OSCAR AND EVERY SINGLE AWARD IN THE WORLD

boyfriend texts @/lololololchips

notes:so cute and sweet ☹️🫶

fifteen to forever @/gyuswhore

Fifteen was the age you had met Choi Seungcheol at a school hockey game. Forever was the age you would find yourself spending with him. 

notes:THIS FIC IS ACTUALLY SOO SWEET I LOVED IT SO MUCH. must read fr💯💯

jeonghan:

nothing new @/luvhhannie

no one would’ve thought that unspoken feelings would’ve been the best for you and jeonghan

notes: hanahaki is such a painfully good au and this fic just perfectly captures it!! i would recommend it wholeheartedly

to live again @/viastro

it’s been years since your last milestone birthday; a time when everything still felt right in the world with youth and ambition. now that you’re older and times have changed, would you dare take a chance to save someone else in the past at the cost of your own future?

notes: oh. my. GOD. this fic is oh sosososo good and i loved the slow burn too. i never expected to have such a lasting impression on a fic but this one is just *chefs kiss* i love it so much, it’s definitely somewhere at the top of my fav fics

ode to you @/lovelyhan 

if there's one thing you've learned from all the lives you've spent together, it's that jeonghan isn't always someone you'll end up wanting. he can be crass. he can be secretive. he can be nothing short of vexing. but in the end, he's everything you need him to be. or:  25 lives in which you find and don't find jeonghan.

notes: this story was so cute and i love how it was created 🥹 i really liked it and i hope yall will too cause this is a great read, and every single life was so good 

proud @/blue-jisungs

hi this is a req ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ i am SUCH  a strong believer that jeonghan babies u no matter what or when. even in front of his members n theyre js like erm get a room?

notes: this is super cute and fluffy, also scoups 😭😭 so funny

my heart is beating for two @/seuonji

you’re a worker at the daycare and of course, your main priority is the safety of the kids. how’d you deal with an unfamiliar face trying to pick up one of the kids one day? 

jeonghan becomes fond of the daycare worker he met the other day, seems like fate is on his side through this journey, or is it?

jeonghan becomes fond of the daycare worker he met the other day. they finally exchanged numbers! how does it go on from there?

notes: all three parts are all sososo good and i loved reading each one. this story is so cute and i just loved reading it and i reallly recommend it🥹

daisies @/viastro 

the best type of revenge is to hurt the person that means the most to them. aka, in which jeonghan is in charge of making you fall in love with him, just to break your heart. 

notes: OMG THIS IS SO GOOD!! i really enjoyed this and i loved reading the whole thing 🫶🫶🫶

beef @/wondernus

in which yoon jeonghan (the random guy you gamed with) found your twitter account, prompting the largest and ugliest twitter beef you've ever been in.

notes: this is so. incredibly. funny. i literally never knew i needed this fic in my life its just so good 😭

the selfish dilemma @/joonsytip

It was love at first sight ever since you laid eyes on Jeonghan. To him, you are the annoying co-worker who keeps asking him out. No one is new to your courting agenda which only pisses off Jeonghan but what happens when you stop, all at once....

notes: this series is incredibly good and i loved. reading it. i really recommend cause it was a great fic and it still stands as a great one

love café @/chocosvt

while you’ve spent the last few months pretending the love café doesn’t exist, you realize you need its services now more than ever. this brings you face to face with jeonghan, the son of a luxury fashion designer who’s got money to burn. your exchanges are strictly business. until they’re not. 

notes: LOVE CAFE ACTUALLY MAKES MY HEAD SPIN I LOVE IT SO MUCH. THIS WRITER WROTE IT PERFECTLY I ACTUALLY ADORE IT SO MUCH!! PLEASE READ I LOVED IT 🙏 JUST EVERYTHING AHHH, IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE I SAY LISTEN TO THIS LOVE CAFE IS GREAT

the long way @/trblsvt

 it was just like any other shoot. go in, pose, drink water, don't get food on the clothes, and don't joke around with the staff. easy. except it wasn't that easy.

notes: i loved this one so much it was a perfect read and it’s just 😭🫶

the christmas boyfriend @/rubyreduji

when you tell your mom the little white lie that you have a boyfriend, you don’t expect it to evolve into bringing your friend with benefits home for christmas. what can go wrong?

notes: this is actually one of my TOP favorites of all time and of jeonghan fics. if it’s not even first, that is. i loved this so stinking much it’s not even comprehensible. PLEASE im begging you read this. i loved it so much. even if you aren’t reading this at christmas time, it is still a perfect fic and i absolutely love it. one of my first (maybe also my last 🤭) top fics

iris beauty @/wonunuu

you and mina have been best friends for as long as you remember. after your parents passed from a horrible car accident, mina’s parents kindly took you in, tending and caring for you as their own. at such a young age, you have learned the meaning of debt as this is your constant feeling towards your best friend and her parents. to compensate, you have showed them undoubtable loyalty, respect, love and kindness, just as they have showed you; you do everything they tell you without question. so when your best friend asks you to pretend to be her in meeting a guy she has been talking to online, your loyalty and trust are tested when you unintentionally develop feelings for him. 

notes: this smau is genuinely so good and one i will read over and over again no matter how long it is. the storyline is mapped out PERFECTLY and i mightve read this all in one sitting…

how many times does it take to get smarter?

how many chances are too many chances? @/veethefreeelf

Jeonghan and you start a fwb relationship after years of being best friends. He only has two rules: no feelings and no kissing. Who’s going to break the rules first?

It’s been 6 months since the night you and Jeonghan went your separate ways. You’re sure he has moved on and you… are working on moving on. Nothing can go wrong, right?

notes: AHHHHHHHHH THE ENDING IS SO CUTE OMGGGGGGGG HAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHHQHQHQJAHA. PLEASE READ IWHQHQGAGQGQH SO GOOOOOD

joshua:

isohel @/toruro

fairytales can be rather misleading, can't they? when you and your mother are ripped away from your life at the castle, you spend over a decade resenting the royalty. so naturally, when you find prince joshua at your doorstep, you’re more than eager to shut the door on him. but as your life takes twists and turns, you happen to find yourself in the arms of a man you never thought you'd have to see again.

notes: THIS MODERN ROYALTY AU IS JUST. PERFECTION. i believe this is a must read for all carats🫡 i loved it so much!!

untitled @/som1ig

you waited for him, and he still came, unbeknownst all odds

notes: ong this is so sweet and i loved reading this. it’s so good 🫶 (short but sweet)

you were beautiful @/viastro

a modernized cinderella au. in which you and joshua meet through your love for boba popsicles, but end up living out your very own complicated, mess filled, cinderella story.

notes: ONE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND EACH MOMENT MADE ME WANT MORE. the angsty parts.. the fluff.. this one is defff a top read!! i recommend it to all (even non-joshua stans but idk if i trust u if u arent one even in the slightest 🤨)

so beautiful @/blue-jisungs

whipped prince!joshua

notes: AGAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IM TOO HAPPY OMGGGG JOSHUA IS PORTRAYED SO GOOD AS A BF OMG AHAHAHHAHAHH AGHHHHHHHHH🙏🙏

jun:

hoshi:

wonwoo:

gamer bf! wonwoo hc @/blue-jisungs

notes: ngl i thought it would be how he would be like a discord mod bf.. (💀) but in reality it was vv cute and nice 🙌

for the books @/trblsvt

wonwoo's students seemed intent on matching him up with a fellow teacher. he didn't really want to stop them, it was too funny for him to break up their fun. plus, he didn't mind the certain someone he was being "set up" with. 

notes:this one is a good one!! very nice and the students are 💯 top tier

take it easy (slowly carve out my heart) @/savventeen

wonwoo's assignment: become your husband and bide his time until given the command to kill you. a simple mission, really — one that shouldn't have been hard. except, he never accounted for the fact that he might actually fall in love with you. too bad he's the perfect little soldier.

notes: in my own words, “this made me truly sob. made me wrench my heart out. this is amazing angst. this is the only kind of amazing angst i want to read now ♾️♾️♾️” 

to my youth @/viastro

in a world where everyone finds out who loves them within a 10 meter radius through the app love alarm, confessing your feelings without the use of the app is no longer considered normal. however, you refuse to download it in hopes that you’ll be able to fall in love without being dependent on love alarm.

notes:ngl in general ALL of viastro’s smaus deserve to be read fr.. like this one is so cute!! wonwoo in some of the moments just make me 😍😍 also the angst was fr sooo good 

woozi:

dokyeom:

mingyu:

minghao:

seungkwan:

vernon:

dino:

multiple:

camp half-blood @/som1ig

the camp half blood is a greek demigod training facility located on the north shore of long island. this series is about thirteen of its residents.

notes: i was SUCH A PJO FAN that these fics like actually cured me. i love every single one!! another must read fr 🤭

svt reaction to having a gf that’s cold on the outside, sweet and caring on the inside @/haecien

notes: this one is so cute! i loved each one and i thought it fit them well too 💕

thoughts ??? @/hanggarae

one shot smau’s about svt being horrifically down abysmal in chronological order 

notes: naw these are all super funny and great to read and support when you want to have a good laugh 💯

bf texts from maknae line when they’re on tour @/holdinbacksecrets

notes:overall just vv comforting texts between reader and maknae line 🫶

it’s complicated @/lovelyhan

one commoner, two princes, and three tales far too complicated to comprehend.

notes: currently only the dino and joshua one are uploaded (waiting SO painfully for the jeonghan one) but even though them being long might make you not want to read them, every single word was chosen perfectly and both stories just blew me away i loved them so much, definitely in my top 10 fics

you still sleep with plushies (vocal team) @/blue-jisungs

notes:what can i say these hcs are just really cute 

untitled @/nonranghaes

jihan finds you bundled up

notes: LMAO this one is just overall cute and some parts are def funny too

take a pic! @/cheolism

text messages of u asking ur boyfie (hyung line) for a pic <3

notes: these texts are soo funny and the pictures are chosen with care, i legit could tell, AND YOU COULDNT HAVE STARTED WITH THOSE CHEOL PICS LIKE WHAT 😫

inflection point @/lovelyhan 

you love yoon jeonghan. no, scratch that. you fucking adore yoon jeonghan; so much that the moment he asks you to be in an exclusive set-up with his current partner, you accept the offer in a heartbeat. what you fail to consider, however, is who your boss’ boyfriend actually is.

things make a turn for the worse (or the better?) when jeonghan leaves you with the most insufferable person on earth. but maybe a few weeks alone is exactly what you and seungcheol needed after all.

after reconciling with your first love, all seems well in your relationship thus far. but when you notice jeonghan distancing himself from you and seungcheol, you're determined to get to the bottom of it.

notes: AHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHHHHHH INFLECTION POINT IS SO. GOOD. I RECOMMEND EVERYONE READ IT CAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! the story is great, the story writing is even better, and it is just overall a superior fic 🙏

svt when you call them a new pet name @/lovingseventeen

notes:i actually adore this fic so much it is so cute and it’s just 🤧🥹

“saw this and it made me think of you” @/babyleostuff

notes:this one is GENUINELY so funny like how’d you find all these pictures 😭😭🫶

teasing you over your crush on them - hhu, vu, pu @/hanniehaee

notes: i loved each one and especially the style they were wrote in 🤧🫶

accidentally ditching you on your bday - hhu, vu, pu @/hanniehaee

notes: THE ANGST IS ACTUALLY SOOOOO GOOD OMG. idk if yall knew this but i used to be a diehard straight angst fan and this really reawakened that part of me. i loved how it went and the part 2 was definitely great also. (p.s. the first time i read i cried, and it’s been a while since ive cried cause on angst so i loved the pain🙏)

amortentia @/http-mianhae

love stories at hogwarts with 13 particular people

notes: currently, only 95 line is there, but each fic is perfect. it’s a hogwarts au love story, and i especially love each one. every single one is perfect and captures everything oh sosososo well. i’m really excited for future updates !!!

svt hospital @/taeyegu

four different departments, four different love stories, all in one hospital; hospitalplaylist!au

notes: omg.. this sooo cute and super funny!! i loved each one and they genuinely made me smile and laugh

have something to add? send in a request and i’ll put it in 📦

want me to make a different groups recommendation list? add in an ask too 💌

[esme-elizabeth-is-a-mf]

═*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═╗

ₓ˚. ୭ ◦˚.୭ ˚○◦˚ ESMES INTRO ˚◦○˚ ୧.˚◦ ୧ .˚ₓ

❧ name: Esme Elizabeth! or just Esme ☀️

➺ pronouns: She Her (I’m a girl)

❧ age: 15

➺ fun fact: I have a tattoo

➺ important people: @crying-in-converse @cheese-bot @exhaustedpigeon @literatureisdying @art-student-rants @iamattemptingapermanantusername my boos fr 💗

*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･:*

❧ hobbies: Sailing, babysitting, talking, taking hella screenshots

➺ likes: watermelon and tulips 🌷 🍉

❧ dislikes: people who think singing is a sport and people who think Celsius is good 🤮🤢

➺ pet peeves: when you crack your knuckles I HATE THAT

*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･:*

❧ favorite color: Lellow (for now)💛💐🌟

➺ favorite foods: Bombe Cake and Latkes 😋🍰

❧ favorite drink: Redbull🪽

➺ favorite show: The office 🏆

*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･:*

❧ dni: if youre old in a creepy way

➺ interests: boats, people, people who have boats. Psychology! 🧐🧠

❧ tumblr: yes? I have it? (Don’t tell anyone)

╚═*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═╝

[donniesbabygirl28]

Sodapop when he first saw yo cute fine ass 🤍

First of all..when you walked into the DX. HAHAHA- boy just about fainted.

I’m serious.

He thought he was seein stars ✨

“👁️👄👁️ Steve..who is that”

“That’s y/n, she’s pretty sweet, as far as I talked to her.”

“Yeah..” he says absentmindedly

“Dude, your staring”

“What?! No I’m not..tf” “okkk whaaateva”

Y’all hanging out at his house with two bit Dallas and them

Expect to catch him staring at you.

You thinking you have something on your face.

“Is there something on my face?” “👁️👄👁️ ……huh? Oh- no”

Him losing his shit on the inside when you talk to him.

He has liked you since he saw ya and he could even say that he loves you.

Him blushing a lot.

“Aww soda blushin over his babaygorl *kissing noises*” “shut up two bit!!!!!*throws pillow*”

Him protecting you from socs.

Best believe someone gettin they shit rocked if they insult you.

When you two do end up dating…oh god..

You.have.him.whipped.

Says yes to anything you want. You are totally against it but he won’t budge.

“Can we get Mexican food?” Y’all already had Mexican food this week but he says yes anyway. “Of course babe” “we don’t have to” “babe..if you want Mexican food then we are getting Mexican food.”

“Now give me a kiss” so adorable 🥰 🫶

Cuddles in the back of his car.

…he will stare at your ass. I’m not even gonna lie.

You could literally be just laying on his bed.

“Dayum gurl” “shut upuhhh”

The boys literally shipping you two like there is no tomorrow.

“Aww you guysss” “shut up dally”

He has to be kissin you or huggin you..or both.

Has his hand on your ass when your two are cuddling sometimes. WITH CONSENT!!!!

He is a boy of consent.

You are literally his baby, his boo boo

His sunshine

His ehitdvhjkkjswrhhjjytrfffhbnhr

Everything.

You mean everything to him fr fr.

This is him whenever you just breathe “❤️❤️🤍🤍❤️♥️💙💜💗🖤💛💖💞💚❣️💓🧡💘💝👩‍❤️‍👨🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🤍🤎😍😍😍😍😍😘😘🥰😘😘 AHHHHH FTYGFJIHDSWRIJJBVDGJK YOU SO FINE HDRYNGJVFYJMKK”

LMFAO

<3

���🫶🫶

Kissing you is like his FAVORITE thing ever.

You have him like “🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭”

He thinks about you before he falls asleep without even realizing it. So cute.

He talks about you. ALL.THE.TIME

“She’s just so beautiful Steve..i think I’m gonna marry her.” “Marry her? I’d love to see that.”

“🤭yeah..”

[cobrakaisb]

Yn fantili insta post for cutters bday

y/nfantilli

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y/nfantilli congrats to another 365 days around the sun with minimal hockey injuries 💗

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cuttergauthier_ babe, making me blush fr

↪️ y/nfantilli that’s my job 😚

rutgermcgroarty oh fuck it up best friend!

↪️ cuttergauthier_ thanks boo

↪️ redsavage_ he’s talking about y/n not you moron

adamfantilli happy birthday cutter! congrats on staying alive

[wheeboo]

ready to love seungkwan was so pretty idc i love himmm and i agree with all ur ones fr 😭 u picked out the best erass and omg i love hans debut, left and right and hit sm (can u tell i love their blonde erasjdjen) and for my bias wreckers it's so hsrd to pick but joshua def devoured during fearrr

shdjs IM SURE ULL LOOK PULL OFF ANY HAIRR 💗💗 styling it is such as an hassle tho i get u, sometimes it just ends up looking poofy af or a huge mess 😭 can't wait to see it omgg

And sake omgmgm i would love to see herr 😭😭 i bet she's just the cutetstd ur sisters luckyy and let's go venture every animal café in this world jsgdjs

W2E IS TOP TIERRR I DONT BLAME UU 😭😭 im not quite familiar with the band but can I just say, every song I've listened to I've falled in love with ??? but the songs I've listened to by them that I reallylly love with all my heart are pink, seasons and bad I know it's basic but they js have my heart 😭 IF THEY EVER HAVE A WORLD TOUR PRAYING U GET TICKETSS ✊✊ what are ur fav songs by themm or js overall, i feel like ur music tsste is just on top judging from ur carrd i swear oh and id love to hewr ab ur fsv songs from taylor !! Hdgdu I LOVE LAUFEY BUT I FOUND OUT LAST MIN AND CLDNT GO </3 are u canadian?? both canada and erurope needs justice fr 😭 (the fact that svt were supposed to come to europe but then covid</3)

JDHDJ YES IT STILL COUNTSS taekwondo is so cool omgmg 😭😭 ballet n jazz dance too??? ranias multi talented guys AND IM SURE URE NOT OUT OG SHAPEE 💗 did u play an instruments? i imagine u with the violin ngll hagdhs 😭😭 how's your day been assuming it's like 12 for u?? (Im bad at maths pls ignore if im farr off 😭) anything fun uve done?

BLONDE BOO AND HAN IS JUST THEIR COLOURS FRRR 😍 i wholeheartedly agree that shua devoured during fear aND vernon with obvious reasons ☝️

TYSM 🥺🥺 i swear hair changes ppl fr

THEY ARE TOP TIER !! n pls i also love all of the songs that u mentioned as well. there's just no skip at all and their songs are all so comforting yk :(( but i would def say my fav ones are love, ride, homesick, wave, seasons, and daisy !! and aaa pls ty for liking my music taste <33 hm for taylor... i'm def not a swiftie but some songs i love from her are daylight, dear john, back to december, mirrorball, and some of her older songs !! do u have any fav songs from her <33 n what other artists do u love to listen to??

also yes i'm canadian hehe <3 LITERALLY europe having no luck fr 😭😭 manifesting that they come to u bestie

DFKSJFDS TYSM 😭😭 i actually did play the violin !! but i was mainly a choir n singing girly for all of school <3 my day has been fine so far!! currently working on some homework for my creative writing class, and my haircut appointment is at 3pm!! then later on i'm going to a family friend's place to have some dinner. how has ur day been so far love <3

also here's a pic of sake DJLFKSD this is when i was dogsitting her

[cryingforcrocodiles]

Hey Gen! Hope you're having a good day! You made me laugh a lot today with all the Mason Mount in Man U reactions going on 🤣 thank you for that!

For the ask game :

25.) if you could choose only one meal to eat for the remainder of your life, which would you choose?

And if you want to :

30.) favorite mythological creature? and why?

Love u, sending hugs 🫂

LOL HEYYY ZBEE. had to answer this in the morning bc i kept dozing off, sorry it's late and pffffft yeah sorry about that mental illness i just had built an anti mount brand around myself and it just crashed with one transfer 💔💔 my little snoogie woogie boo mount my white chocolate truffle i never said anything bad about you in my life. but fr im glad i gave u entertainment 🫂

25 – i answered this b4 but ill answer again. my grandmother's food. just. she can choose my forever meal she just has to make it ☠️💗🙏🏿

30 – i had to search up what qualifies as one bc my first answer was immediately the kraken. but werewolves fr i love werewolves. theyre just so cool. the coolest.

tysm for the ask, hope ur having an amazing day 🫶🏿

[darling-i-read-it]

Hi Maya!! Hope you’re doing well ☺️❤️❤️

I was doing random Sporcle quizzes to procrastinate an essay and one that came up was like “fill in the missing part of the horror character’s name” and I really don’t watch horror but I got more than half (and beat the average score) HIGH key because of you 😂 I was literally sitting there like “frick what’s the last name of the one Maya was posting about a while ago, I KNOW I know it” lol

It made me think of you, and I miss you! Sending lots and lots and lots of love your way 💗💗💗

HI SOPHIE ! Omg I am so proud of you <3 <3 bhahahaha im glad i was able to help in time of dire need 🫡🙏

I too am procrastinating school work so you should send the quiz my way lmaooo. Finals are kicking my ass fr!!

I miss you too! I hope you’re having a wonderful day boo ❤️❤️❤️

[delusional-mishaps]

OMG OMG YESSS I have so much to say so be prepared for yet another long ask 💕 really enjoying your replies omg they are so fun RAAAAHHHH!!!Op and I might have later replies because my dog is really sick, uuhhh yea not good

I FREAKING LOVE AND HATE ANIME TERMS. Like they are so cringe but also goofy, yes he uses them. And he likes Mob Psycho 100 BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY LEMME PROJECT!!! HE MAKES REFERENCES TO REIGEN ARTAKA WHENEVER SOMEONE BRJNGS UP A SCAMMER AND PROBABLY BRINGS UP THE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT LIKE “Oh yeah bruh people said an alternative version of me was hotter than him,” HE WOULD BE SO PROUD OF ORIGINAL SANS UNDERTALE WINNING THAT GRRRRR!!! And the fontcest was VERY disturbing, but my friends have sent me a lot worse (if they suffer, I have too also 😭😭😭).

Could not agree more on how goofy the mtt is with grandpa nightmare. ONLY FANON THOUGH. Canon is pretty messed up actually, but I ADORE the angst with all my heart. Omg epic sans angst also… we👏need 👏MORE👏

Cram and James also had an abusive owner though? WHO COULD HURT THOSE BABIES. HOW DARE THEY TOUCH DA CHILD, I WOULD BEAT THEM UP SO FAST‼️🤬 Also how did your sona react when they realized there were two more previous lil things in their pockets? And just wanted to say how right your motto in the description is, to be cringe IS to be free! THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING AAAAAHHH!!! And I remember you said you fell in love with epic after you wrote a request for him? WHERE IS THAT REQUEST I NEED IT NOW TO READ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤲🤲🤲🤲🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Your coworker that you were posting about seems really yucky. Honestly I have no idea what you should do, but making it very obvious that you don’t want to hang out with him and telling your boss about it would be the best steps in my opinion. Also since he has an accent that you can’t easily understand, texting might be a good communication method. Just know that it is completely okay to feel uncomfortable and that there are people here for you. I love you platonically boo boo, stay safe. And if you ever need me, just use the words epic and sans in the same post and I SHALL BE SUMMONED (I check the tag everyday lol) there should be some in depth videos about what to do when feeling uncomfortable around coworkers also, it;s a pretty common thing and I would recommend maybe checking those out. Hope everything turns out okay, take my hearts ily again friend 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍💖💝💘💓💗💞💕♥️❣️💟🫀🫶

-sincerely, anon? Wait I don’t really have a name I guess lol. And hahahah, YOU’LL NEVER KNOW MY TRUE IDENTITY!!! (stay safe tho I might die if anything happens to you, care about you a lot)

ANOOON ❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶🫶

OKAY!! THIS (click here) is the post that made me fall head over heels for the cringe master himself i hate him i hate him i hate him i need to make out with him *get's assassinated* (this post was the reason i ever even looked into epic i never really knew abt him before that)

ISNSONEOEJ EPIC WOULD SOOO LOVE THAT UT SANS IS CONSIDERED SEXIER THAN REIGN.. ngl i dont watch anime anymore so idk what is going on in.. anime fandom anymore.. but methinks epic would totally still act like late 2000s/early 2010s fandom.. bro would "glomp" and .. wtv idk LMFAOOO

i adoreeeee angst im actually so surprised ive yet to write any angst with epic ngl (all my personal self insert writing is.. smyt... LMFAOOAOAOAI) actually thats a lie theres a lil angst bcs (bringing up my persona's lore mwehehe) they met epic first!!! and became friends eith him b4 they met cross!!!! and he had a lil crush on them but woyld ratger die than confess so then my sona and cross get together and epic is all emo bcs unrequited love but its ok theyre a power throuple now

i had this customer earlier who had like a rlly thick scottish accent and fr some reason i was like.. nightmare wiyha thick scottish accent would be so funny. the mtt would make so much fun of him fir how he says words and when he gets angry hes like incomprehensible. idk why i thought of that but its tlly funny to think about LMAOO <333 BUT ALSO imagine how a canon mtt would be.. because the mtt is veryyyyy fanon.. like everyone would hate each other 😭

OK CRAM AND JAM!!!! ngl when my sona (who's name is jet, and i'll be calling them that fron this point instead if calling yhem 'my sona' LMFAOO) realized they had two extra bitties they kinda just.. 🧍 <- stood there like that. but its not the first time they just had bitties pop up and decide to live with them they got an ink bitty that did like the same thing BAHAHAH he just decided to move into their apartment. jet doesnt rlly mind but theyre lil trouble makers >:(

ANOOON YOU'RE LITETALLY SO SWEET.. catch me crying on my break at work rn LMFAOO yeah im gonna tell my boss to not schedule me with that coworker anymore.. but man when i told my mom abt it last night her first response was "i remember when i had a stalker :]" LADY.. first of all THATS NOT FUNNY second what is the lore you are dropping cuz whaaat (she then threatened to go speak to him and tell him to fuck off she's so slay)

DO U WANT A NAME... you can be one of my lil emoji anons i love you guys :] and it makes it easier to recognize you LMAOO

[pinkp9ny]

AINT NOBODY’S BUSINESS

summary : charlie bushnell and reader have a secret relationship that isnt so secret anymore…

warnings: fluff !! use of y/n bad writing (sorry yall im trying) social media au !! slut shaming, not proof read, this is really short !! if i missed any just let me know💗

therealbambi: beach day !! its nice have a relaxing day after so much stress😔

comments:

iamcharliebushnell: HEY!! wheres my photo creds ? i worked hard to get these amazing pics

therealbambi: photo creds: this weirdo

diorgoodjohn: you hung out with CHARLIE?!? instead of me?!? this is criminal

therealbambi: he forced me i swear

iamcharliebushnell: i did not!! you asked me to come with you

therealbambi: liar.

iamcharliebushnell: your the liar sorry babe.

user7: BABE?!??

leahsavajeffries: these photos are so cute!!

therealbambi: thank you leah!!

user10: charlie and y/ns banter is so cute STOP

user1: FOR REALLL ALSO HIM CALLING HER BABE?!?

diorgoodjohn: hung out with my fav girls last night ‼️‼️

comments:

therealbambi: last night was so much we need to hang out moreee

diorgoodjohn: WE DOOO !!

leahsavajeffries: the food last night was actually to die for🙏🙏

therealbambi: i told yall i know good restaurants 🤗

y/nupdates: y/ns been hanging out with the pjo cast alot maybe her in season 2?!?!

therealbambi: maybe who knows🤷🏽‍♀️

y/nupdates: STOP WHAT?!?

@iamcharliebushnell: why wasnt i invited to this little get together😞

diorgoodjohn: since when you a girl?

user4: NOT CHARLIE TRYING TO JOIN THEM LMAOO

user5: how much you wanna bet he wanted to hang out with y/n

*liked by dior and charlie*

user5: BOTH DIOR AND CHARLIE LIKED MY COMMENT IM TAKING THAT AS A YES

iamcharliebusnell: i definitely only wanted to hang out with bambi

user5: I FEEL SO LUCKY RN STOPP

user2: Y/N AND CHARLIE STANS RN ARE GOING CRAZY RN OVER THIS (its me im y/n and charlie stans)

walkerscobell: real

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mtv: spoted singer and actress y/n making out with a mystery man outside her house in LA last night👀

comments:

y/nfan1: STOP WHOS TAKING AWAY MY WIFE FROM ME WTF

y/nupdates: realest thing ever said

user11: that kinda looks like charlie ngl🧐

charliebushnellupdates: STOP YOUR RIGHT AND THEY HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT ALOT

user1989: if it is i think ill actually die imagine the album she would write about him STOPP

haterngl: she doesn’t deserve Charlie shes gonna break up with him in a week and write a break up album about “how horrible he was”

user0: fr ngl shes kinda a slut i mean how many boyfriends has she had

user89: if your jealous just say that boo😘

pjofan13: STOPPP I MEAN Y/N HAS BEEN HINTING ABOUT A BOYFRIEND AND HER AND CHARLIE HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT ALOT RECENTLY OMG

therealbambi: y’all are fucking detectives or something i mean damn

y/nismywife: IS THIS HER CONFIRMING HER AND CHARLIE?

user07: Y/N WHAT?!? WDYM

user13: WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY THIS ARE HER AND CHARLIE DATING WHAT😔

authors note: sorry if this is bad 😔 im new to writing and stuff !! anyways part 2 will be posted soon !! i just ran out of photo room bc i made this on my phone💗

[leclercsainzz]

ILLICIT AFFAIRS PART 3

PAIRINGS: lando norris x ex!gf / tom blyth x reader

TYPE: social media au

WARNING: // cheating implied

part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5

yourusername

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yourusername: xoxo

view 4,810 comments

user: side profile >>>

user: she’s gorgeous 😩😩😩

hunterschafer: sooo fine 😍

hunterschafer: you’re unreal, i swear

↳ yourusername: *kisses* 😘😘

user: tom’s one lucky dude

↳ user: lando*

↳ user: tom* i said what i said, babe:)

landonorris: my gorgeous girl 😍

↳ user: you mean our*

↳ user: actually, he meant tom’s*

user: babe, you’re the definition of perfect 😩

↳ yourusername: you are 💗

lilymhe: myyyy godddd 😍😍😍

tomblyth: 😳 gossip girl, is that you?

↳ yourusername: does this confirm you’ve watched gg?

↳ tomblyth: aside from that one episode you and hunter made me watch, noooo

user: my oh myyy 😍

user: MOTHER 😍😍😍

user: beauty

user: it’s the way she responds to tom’s comment but not lando who happens to be her boyfriend …..

user: so are you and tom having an affair ???

carlossainz55: peek a boo, i see you

↳ yourusername: oohh no, you’ve found me:( bummer

↳ user: carlos?? 😭😭😭

user: not even lando makes her smile this much anymore

user: REJECT ME SO I CAN MOVE ON, PLZ 😭😭😭

oscarpiastri: hellooo 👋🏼

↳ yourusername: ‘ello, mate

user: lando gets no response?? that’s crazyyy

user: pov lucy gray after she escaped coriolanus

zendaya: 😍😍😍

user: our beautiful lucy gray frrr ❤️

user: everyone getting a reply but lando

user: she’s ALWAYS flirting with tom???? like???

↳ user: he flirts with her too??? it’s not just her???

user: i feel for lando, fr 😔😔😔

user: if she doesn’t respond to my comment that means she’s secretly hooking up with tom

↳ user: me when i’m delusional

oliviarodrigo: you’re gorggg 😍😍

↳ yourusername: thank you, ml 😘 you’re gorgeous too

user: OBSESSED with you, omg!!! 😩😩😩

user: so fine and for what??

user: 😍😍😍😩😩😩

user: my favorite person ever 🫶🏼

user: where’d you buy that dress???

user: 😍😍

user: she’s so pretty wtf

user: @tomblyth babe, i see it! i’d be after her too 😍😍

user: tom secretly to yn: “break up with your boyfriend”

↳ user: ya’ll play too much 😭😭😭

user: lando’s gonna BURST out one day, i swear

↳ user: he’s gonna come for all of us 🤣

imessage

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yourusername: i swear i don’t love the drama, it loves me

view 6,846 comments

user: MOTHER IS QUOTING “I DID SOMETHING BAD” AND “ENDGAME”?!!??

user: yn in her reputation era???

user: my favorite cheater 😒😒😒

francisca.cgomes: 😍😍😍😍 OBSESSED, omggg

user: this is def about the whole lando cheating situation

↳ user: she cheated first tho????

hunterschafer: 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

hunterschafer: FUCK IT UP 😍

↳ yourusername: i love youuu, my loveee ❤️

lilymhe: i’m in love with you, my godddd 😩

taylorswift: 😍😍😍

↳ user: MOTHER COMMENTED OMG AOALAPS

maxverstappen1: fun fact: i like that song

landnorris: 😍😍

↳ user: the audacity

↳ user: not him commenting

user: idk if lando’s the stupid one for fumbling or if tom’s the lucky one now that he gets to have her???

↳ user: you’re acting as if she’s a game of some kind

user: idk why you’re “upset” when you cheated first 🙄

user: shE’S in her reputation era!! i’m HErE FOR IT!!

tomblyth: you’re fancy, huh? 🤔

↳ yourusername: you could say i’ve been dressing for revenge

↳ user: OMG OMG

user: i just know lando’s crying after losing this baddie

user: funny how she’s the one who cheated on lando and acting like the victim, lmaoooo

↳ yourusername: how about you don't speak unless you know what you're talking about? 😊

↳ user: U TELL HER, YES!!!!

↳ user: yn ain’t playing no more

user: lando fumble this baddie and now it’s tom’s era!!

user: @tomblyth THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!!

user: girl bffr yk damn well you started all this when you started sleeping around with tom while having a boyfriend

user: she’s the biggest swiftie i know, makes me love her more

user: she cheated on lando and now that lando supposedly “cheated” she wants to act like the victim 😂 honey, get a life

↳ tomblyth: how about YOU get a fucken life rather than comment on a situation you don’t know shit on

↳ user: YES BABE, STAND UP FOR YOUR GIRL

↳ user: say iT louder!!!! 👏🏼

user: the way tom defends her, i love them!!! 😩😩

user: lord 😍😍😍

user: i wanna be yn so bad 😩

carlossainz55: en tu era de reputación, no?

see translation: in your reputation era, no?

oscarpiastri: slayyyyyyy (did i do that right?)

user: queen behavior!!

user: that’s mother right there 😍😍😍

imessage

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lando.jpg: yea yea 🖕🏼

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user: lando being shady in his jpg account??!? 👀

user: wait- i’m confused asf

user: are lando and yn still together??? 😭😭

yourusername: 😘😘

↳ user: PARENTS!!!

↳ user: mom commented!!!

user: is she lowkey being shady by commenting “😘” or??

↳ user: it seems genuine but at the same time shady?? idk how to explain it lmao

user: yn and lando being messy? orrrrr???

user: guys it’s just a caption, omg 🙄🙄🙄🙄

luisinhaoliveira99: 🤩🤩🤩

↳ user: what is she doing here?? 😬 isn’t she the one who was seen with lando in those pics???

user: DRAMA??? I LOVE DRAMA OMg

user: yn was so real when she said “i don’t love drama, it loves me” bc??????

user: he has all the right to be shady

user: shady lando >>>

user: tag her, babe, don’t be scared

user: @yourusername @yourusername @yourusername @yourusername @yourusername

user: my unbothered king ❤️

↳ user: he seems pretty bothered to me, babes

user: oh damnnn 🫢🫢🫢🫢 drama

user: things better be good between you and yn, i swear 😭😭

user: before everyone starts blaming yn or lando, ya’ll gotta remember we don’t know what happened between them

user: i NEED to know what happened!!!!!

user: why blame lando or yn???!?!? let’s all just collectively agree that it was tom’s fault

user: i would be mad if i lost the baddest bitch too

user: i never thought i’d see lando throwing shade back at yn from his jpg account 😭😭😭

↳ user: no frrrr 😩 but then again it doesn’t surprise me bc he dedicated this account to yn way before all this shit happened

user: they’re so messy, omg

user: @yourusername DRAG HIS ASS QUEEN

user: @tomblyth come defend your girl, bro

carlossainz55: pobrecito el niño 🤣

see translation: poor little boy

comment has been deleted

user: i thought i saw a comment by carlos ????

↳ user: same, omg! i think my shit’s glitching

user: keep your head up, king ❤️❤️ you deserve better

user: i hope him and yn aren’t fighting 😭😭 i cant take it

user: yn commented kissing emojis so i’ll take that as them being happy together (yes, im delulu) 🤪😜😜🤪🤪😜😎😎

user: yn will get her karma, don’t worry

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yourusername: your loss babe 💋

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user: is the caption a shade towards lando???

hunterschafer: you’re actually soo hot 😮‍💨

lilymhe: just fell on my knees, my goddd 😩

user: post break up glow up is real 😍😍😍

user: patiently waiting on lando’s comment

user: LIVING FOR YN’S REPUTATION ERA OMG

alexandrasaintmleux: the prettiest 😍

tomblyth: oohh wow

↳ yourusername: 🤭🤭

↳ user: i need them to date!!!

user: MOMMY 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

user: she’s so fine, oml 😮‍💨

isahernaez: dios mío 😍

see translation: my god

↳ yourusername: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

songbirdsandsnakes: ❤️❤️

user: serving as always!!! 😍😍😍

user: gorgggg

user: that’s why tom’s the better man

joshandresrivera: you’re too cool for the world! 🤩

↳ yourusername: you said it, not me 😜

user: call him out, babe! show him what he’s missing

user: @landonorris

user: you’re unreal 😩

user: dO one better and get with tom!

charlottesiine: 😍😍😍

user: i love her friendship with the wags/ex wags ❤️

user: pretty girl

user: definitely his loss babe!!

user: yk what they say? one man’s loss is another man’s gain

itselenaberri: my oh my 😮‍💨

user: MOTHER IS SERVING AS ALWAYS!! 😍😍😍😍

user: 😍😍😍😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😩❤️❤️❤️😩😩😩

user: reputation era (yn’s version)

user: am i the only one waiting for lando to comment?? even though i know damn well he ain’t gonna comment

user: brown looks so good on you 😩😩

user: SLAYYYYYYYYY 😍😍😍😍

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yourusername: fun times w/ some of my favorite ppl;) ❤️

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user: DYLAN AND YN??!? A DUO I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED

user: sHe’s back with tom, yayyy!!

user: in her slay era, indeed!

user: is that lando????

tomblyth: slayyyyyyyy

↳ yourusername: slayyyyy, bbyyyyy

↳ user: “bby” 😭😭

user: lando continues losing on and off track as always

user: ONE MANS LOSS IS ANOTHER MANS GAIN, ONE MANS LOSS IS ANOTHER MANS GAIN, ONE MANS LOSS IS ANOTHER MANS GAIN, REMEMBER THAT

user: is that lando in the fourth slide????

user: lando liked this post so i’m gonna believe that’s him in the blue hoodie (i’m delusional, i know) 🤪🤪🤪

↳ user: it’s okay, babe, i’m with you

user: DYLAN AND TOM?? you’re winning 😭😭😭

user: yn ln, my best friend ❤️❤️

hunterschafer: slayyy bestie 😘

↳ yourusername: 😘😘😘😘

hunterschafer: i spy with my little eyes mr tom blyth

joshandresrivera: cute 😘 @tomblyth

user: I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THATS LANDO

user: @landonorris mate, is that you?

oscarpiastri: am i still one of your favs? 🥺

↳ yourusername: always!!

↳ carlossainz55: after me, that is

↳ yourusername: 🤫

user: i Can take all three of them, idc

user: thomas meeting lucky gray and coryo when???

↳ user: coryo ain’t gonna be too happy about this

user: living for yn’s slayyyyyyy era 🤩

↳ yourusername: 🩷

user: missed seeing tom on her page, omg

user: idk who i love more tom??? dylan??? or yn????

user: everyone’s talking about tom and dylan but what about lenny????? show my boy some appreciation!!!!

user: gUys!! i haVe a theory! after lucy gray left coriolanus in the forest, she escaped and found thomas 😲😲😲

↳ yourusername: 😮😮 how’d do you know, omgg??

↳ tomblyth: ooooh??? we’re officially done

↳ user: i absolutely love these two, i cant 😭😭😭❤️❤️

user: the maze runner x the hunger games crossover?

↳ user: we sha’ll call it the maze games

user: my fav duo!! ❤️❤️❤️ #yntom

user: yntom nation rise, iT’s our turn now!!!

user: dylan, omg 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

would it be a bad idea if i made a pt 4?

taglist:

@tomblyth-tsunoda @love4josh @dudde-44 @coconut-dreamz @newlifeforus @loxbbg @dakotali @f1footballluvverr @mountmaason19 @poppyflower-22 @magical-spit @nazm145 @nikolaros22 @sincerlymatakorama @36babyg @bucket-of-fanfiction @gyunheat @millyswife @onlyrealjoy @ocyeanicc @sarah-thatstings-ann @ushygushybaby @shrimpybbq @reyfolks @earth-to-lottie @smugrogerina @jenniferrvsesi @aleidag1rly @charlesswife @sheluvsf1 @omgsuperstarg @krispy-r @lwritesstuff @eutrizbea @psychiceaglepeach @theseerbetweenus @wotcherpeak @wonwoospartyhat

[pierofilm]

i know yuyu... i wanted to talk with you and read your replies before going to sleep~ how is your day doing? it's the morning for u right? that's why!! EYES GLOWING<3333

-boo anon

that's so sweet of u im melting fr 😭💗 and oh yes, it's 10:35am in my place rn and i'm alrd done w my work, now im just editing pt 2 !! AND YES EYES GLOWING<333 MY FAV CHARACTER FR :>

also when u go to sleep, goodnight and sweet dreams! take enough rest that u very much deserve boo <3

[seungkwan-s]

stop stop stop i will cryyyy 😩😩😭😭 i was so anxious to message you!! i almost didn’t even send one cause i was like there’s no way she remembers! i’m touched you remember me though 🥲💗 i’m doing… okay? LOL life is hard but we get through it 😤💯 i’m happy you’re doing good and honestly, good on you for dropping out because college sucks 👹 you did what you had to do for your mental and i support it 100% 🫶🏻 totally okay if you unfollowed because i lowkey fell off this app 😛 hehe anyways my bias is dino 😍 WE HAVE TASTE FR there is no man out there like boo seungkwan 😩

no, don't you dare cry 🥰 i have a good memory! i still remember birthdays of people i haven't spoken to in years <3 life is a challenge, i totally get that >.< it was so tough! i had depression and i just couldn't do it anymore. i dropped out, did a bit of volunteering + then decided to start working in customer service. i couldn't figure out what i wanted to do with my life </3 i want to study criminology though but i want to wait until i am ready financially + mentally <3

dino is precious i adore that man <3 jeonghan was my bias for six years and then out of nowhere seungkwan became my favourite, i was like OKAY THIS IS FINE (not) 😍😂