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[sunflowerkiwis]

Sparks Fly

daniel ricciardo x reader, platonic!lando norris x reader

not much of a plot

feedback is appreciated + requests are open

enjoy xx

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user01 the way he looks at her🥲

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user23 me too, daniel. me too.

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user11 excuse me while i go pass out

user29 guess who’s sleeping on the highway🤪🤗

user15 are we not gonna talk about yn attending almost every race and always being there to support daniel🥹🥲😭

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landonorris she made me post this saying that i love her and i’m happy for her relationship and she’s my best friend

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yourinstagram i did no such things

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mclaren we’re telling oscar

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[jakesangel]

how it would be like to date w high school jake ꣑୧ - requested

overall jake was/is nerdy n popular, his good grades in physics n his perfect scores in football made him known as the sim jaeyun who wanted to do music / somehow ?ᩚ / because of that i think he had lots of friends n was also popular w girls.

football player

- he would often ask you to come to his games or even to his practice, wanting to show you off his skills but also showing YOU off to his friends

- would be the type to kiss you during practices, everyone cheering him up

- would even fake injuries so you could take care of him n makes u kiss him

please, come see me at my game, you're my lucky charm bb, he would say the day before the tournament final, a small smirk on his face. if you'd say no or pretending that you won't, he'd take your hips in his hands, forcefully pully you closer, i like to see you in my jersey, i need to see you in it to win. please bby, as his voice goes lower, almost coming out like a murmur. as you finally asgreed, he'd smile would come back, giving you a quick peck before running towards the fields.

physic genius jake

- lots of study dates ᵎᵎ jake doesn't like to study but is naturally good w number so if you struggle w them he is more than willing to study to help you. either at his place or yours in his favorite because it can also means having fun later whereas in the library he has to stay focus

- would be so so proud of you when you get good grades thanks you his teaching n your hard work

- he would do project w you only, leaving his also-not-good-at-science friends calling him a simp

violin player jake

- he would ask you to come over during the weekends to see him practice his violin.

- he would learn your favorites songs n surprise you during those practice.

- he would even play it for you during anniversaries knowing it made you happy.

outside of school jake

- he is busy but will spend them as lunch time w you as possible meaning he will prioritize you over his friends n will make sacrifices towards his football duties for you.

- lots of dates during school break n love going to the beach w you, his friends, n your or dates w layla as well ᵎᵎ

- he would introduce you to his family n you basically be apart of them w the number of time you'll come over so that means lots of sleepovers or even so inviting you for xmas n such ᵎᵎ he would also expect you to do the same for him, as family is very important to him.

want to come to dinner with my family baby ? my mom misses you n layla too, he would often ask you, only meaning that he misses you, studies n football practice tqking too munch of his time. as you read thru him, n accepting, he would be happy the rest of day, completely forgetting the english test he has later that day. but yk my mom really does loves you, he'd add w a pout, i think she love should more than me. she always wants me to give your her cookies and omg layla can't get calm down sometimes. he would keep on nagging until he can't pretend anymore, and you know i miss you too, my princess. i can't catch a break lately n i might pass out lacking of vitamin U.

notes : haii anon i hope you enjoyed it ᵎᵎ i tbh felt a bit uncomfortable talking about minor jake, i hope it's still good nonetheless <3

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[midnightmayhem13]

Hey bby! Can I request in general headcanons for dating the marvel girls?

You Know I Adore You

trying to get back into it but here's more general headcanons for the girls! (scroll down my profile if u haven't seen the og ones🤫)

Carol Danvers

-she loves to give you soft pecks any time you walk past or say hi or bye to her

-its smt so simple but she loves it, letting everyone know you're both taken

-she loves wrapping her hand around ur shoulder and pulling u into her as she bows her head to kiss you

-when you show her new clothes you bought (dresses, tops, skirts, lingerie) she literally kicks her feet and starts giggling like a toddler

-she puts her hands on her face and smiles so big when you look good in smt/ doing smt

-when ppl hit on you she starts laughing bc she knows ur incredibly loyal, but she does have her moments when she gets insecure

-she'll talk to you about it later if it won't leave her alone. and it usually ends in her sleeping on your tit

-she leaves a drool stain on ur boob but she won't ever admit it's drool

-when ppl hit on her and you get angry it turns her ONNN. like her super sweet and calm gf getting possessive does smt to her

-she loves to call you her sweet girl

-anytime she gets, she'll just stare into ur eyes as she caresses ur cheek, whispering stuff like 'i love you so much pretty girl'

-its mostly to herself but it slips her mind and it's audible

-she loves giving you long tight hugs out of nowhere. like nothing makes her day better then when you wrap ur arms around her so tight and all her problems dissipate

-if you like to cook, she's constantly behind you holding ur waist. she tries to help if she can but usually js ur taste tester

-when ur the one the takes her out on a date and makes her feel so pretty she's literally blushing the whole time. and she'll literally js tell random ppl 'look how beautiful she is!"

-ill say it again GOLDEN RETRIEVER LESBIAN

-she's so obsessed with you it's crazy, she follows you like a lost puppy.

-and omg when she or you propose she will NEVER skip a chance to call you her wife

-"my wife bought it for me!" "it's for my wife" no thank you, i have a wife" "i love my wife" "i miss my wife" "my wife uses that!" ANY CHANCE

- its gets to the point where nat, bc she's a tease, buys her a shirt that says i love my wife and it's her favorite shirt

-you're her favorite person ever and and if she had to spend every second of her life by your side she'd do it in a heartbeat

Darcy Lewis

-i can't fathom how much darcy loves to leave kiss marks ALL over you!!

-she'll leave them on ur neck, cheek, forehead, and on ur lip so everyone knows to stay away from what's hers

-she'll leave them and say "all mineee" as she grabs ur cheeks with her hands and squishes them together to kiss you

-you guys sleep so intertwined. it's so comfortable for both of you but you've been asked by some ppl how the hell you two get any sleep like that

-darcy likes her girl obsessed. js plain and simple. she KNOWS she had you wrapped around her fingers bc she's aware you'll literally move the moon for her

-you love to spoil her and take her everywhere she can, you want her to live her dream and explore the world

-i imagine darcy dating a big, tall, buff, hot ass avenger chick. she always flaunts how hot you are to anyone

-she gives a lot of dirty looks to girls who stare at you a little to long.

-usually she tugs ur pinky and you'll give her a kiss on the lips or pull her close

-when you two walk, it's impossibly close to eachother.

-you both need to be touching the others skin when ur together.

-she melts in ur arms when you call her pretty.

-it doesn't matter how many times you say it in a day (which is a lot) she's always gonna feel so giddy and nervous when you say it

-looking in ur eyes calms her down. when she's stressed abt work or school you give her a warm hug and tell her everything is gonna be alright and that she's got this

-when you put ur hand on her cheek she grabs it and kisses ur palm and you do the same

-you hate ian. even if he didn't do much to her ur get jelly that he got to kiss her. she finds it funny bc he was not it

-she loves when you lay on top of her and just hold her. even tho she struggles to breath sometimes, she's never felt warmer

-omg imagine darcy with an asguardian gf and she's just so obsessed with ur accent and skills. it drives her up the wall

-she always feels so safe when she's with you and you do wtv you can to make sure she's safe and happy

-darcy loves her scary gf very much and loves when you intimidate ppl bc you're actually a very soft a sweet person

María Hill

-i feel like you and maria have a soft and mature ass relationship

-when you have fights they're usually small. but you two can make up by talking it out or yk smt else

-sometimes you'll stroll into her office, sit on her lap, give her a few kisses then walk out.

-when you two walk around her arms around ur waist and when ur sitting around ur shoulder. js making sure she marks her territory

-whenever you two are js chatting she'll hold ur waist. it could be a conversation about a mission or literally her favorite burger but she's holding ur waist.

-she likes when you call her commander, not even in like a kinky way (she does like it like that too) but she feels so happy knowing ur able to keep it professional and respect her

-you both know how you like ur coffee by heart. and you memorized all her favorite foods and she's shocked

-maria is a jealous girllll. she trusts you 100% but God forbid and stranger touches you. she'll give them hell for it

-when u guys get engaged/married she loves to stare at the ring and wears it all. the. time.

-smt about it is just so you and her as if it was tied to her soul and she loves that you found the most perfect ring ever.

-you make her lunch for work. either packing it in her very cute lunch bag or stopping by her office to drop it off. you make sure she eats

-its also a secret but ur thumbprint opens her office doors. after years of dating ofc.

-i feel like you guys could have an age gap relationship but it's never been an issue

-she has a polaroid picture of you in her wallet and desk. she labeled it "forever my pretty girl" and the date.

-nat is very protective of you when maria's now around. they both know u are more than capable of protecting yourself and very loyal. but mats js making sure

-you have a necklace with her name on it and/or a locket with a picture of her

-you guys are meant to be together and everyone knows that

Sharon Carter

-sharon is so public about ur relationship but also extremely private about it

-like she flaunts her hot beautiful ass gf everywhere. but know one knows as many details about you as her or any of ur guys' anniversaries

- anytime you guys sit down sharon has her arm around ur shoulder, ur leg on her thigh, and her hand on ur thigh

-she's a big fan of whisky but makes sure she doesn't stink of it so you'll let her kiss you. she has a collection of it and you find it cute

-she also likes to tease you by putting the cold glass ur thigh when you sit

-she's actually so clingy and needy. from a distance she may seem as a badass chick who loves her gf, but she's actually like clingy lil thang.

-she always needs to have her hands in you, she's told you she'll die if she's not touching you.

-she will shamelessly stare at ur tits and touch/poke them any chance she gets.

-she also claims she can't sleep if her face isn't in between ur boobs. she swears the scent of ur skin there is better than the rest of ur body.

-she loves to nuzzle her nose into ur neck/chest

-she loves when you wrap ur arms around her neck when she's sitting at her desk

-she loves when u hug her around her neck in general

-after a long night (wink wink) she loves to see you wake up and put her button up/blazer on as you go to the bathroom

-she actually goes feral when she sees you in smt revealing or tight. like it drives her crazy nd she starts craving you so bad

-but she'll literally drool over u in ur lil mom type outfits or pajamas. you js always looks so gorgeous and splendid to her

-she'll let you do her hair sometimes, she perfers it just down and neat but she can never say no to you.

-she loves to buy you jewelry and you guys have a lot of matching pieces

-her heart aches when she sees you being you. ur just so unique and flawless in her eyes

-your her dream girl and she's yours

Nebula

-your literally her most prized possession. like ofc ofc she doesn't treat you like an object or prize to be on but you're the most important thing in her life

-she's a touch starved baby so when you two get more comfortable with eachother she loves when you affection.

-after she's had a rough day or in general she loves to js sit as you stand between her legs and hug her neck and stroke her head.

-she'll hold ur waist and put her head on ur chest to hear ur heartbeat and feel ur boobs

-don't get me wrong, she's obsessed with ur tits but feeling ur squishy and warm flesh helps her feel less dehumanized, it's not always sexual

-literally no one can disrespect you bc nebula is gonna appear out of the shadows to murder them

-nebula would totally have a soft girlfriend. you're so sweet and kind, the opposite of nebula. but you see and bring out the best in her. nebula and her soft girl<3

-THE black cat and golden retriever gf duo. moon and her star.

-nebula has no shame at all, anytime you guys sit she's gonna pull you on her lap. it doesn't matter if there's plenty of room she wants to be near you at all times

-she loves to give you soft pecks on ur head, cheek and neck. whenever you hug her and she likes to do it when you're sitting next to her.

-idk if i should say she's big on pda bc she just does it yk? she doesn't like being in public but she's so possessive and obsessed with you that she just needs to be touching you all the time.

-her favorite position to take a nap in is hugging ur thigh as she's between them while you stroke her head.

-i've said it before but she's obsessed with how squishy and warm you are.

-when you guys sleep she holds u super close by ur waist, and u put ur hands on her chest

-she thinks you don't hear but she'll silently praise you and tell you how much she loves you when you sleep

-you love ur blue girlfriend and she's so happy you chose her

kate bishop

-PUPPY GF KATEEEE

-she's so obsessed with you it's actually so cute

-she has the biggest pout when she comes home from difficult missions or days

-all she wants to do is lay between her gfs legs and breath in ur scent

-you have an arrow necklace, like nat, but it's for kate

-yelena always makes fun of you bc she says kate is cupid and shot her love bow at you

-she also bugs kate bc of how flustered she gets around , even after you guys start dating. and she'll ALWAYS remind kate of how embarrassing her confession to you was

-you guys go on picnics a lot. you like to braid kate's hair as she's throwing lucky his favorite tennis ball around

-you get so overheated when you sleep bc kate usually sleeps with all her lumps around you and lucky on top of you

-she SNORESS. you think it's adorable but she's gonna refuse it when you tell her about it. she's also drooled on you plenty of times but when u love someone sm it rlly doesn't matter

-if ur an avengers, she falls in love you when ur first introduced to her. clint and nat noticed immediately, and nats like ur instructor. (BC NAT NEVER DIES) and they both just watch as this love story is written in front of them

-if you meet her mom she likes you but doesn't respect you very much. she's very invasive with her questions and makes crude jokes that only she finds funny.

-kate loves to go on cute scenic dates with you. one of the most memorable as when she asked you to be her gf. it one on a hill overlooking the sea with lucky by her side

- she twirls her hair and stubbles over her words a lot when she's with you. she just gets so nervous around you it's crazy

-nat was ur hypewomen and clint was her hypeman. they both love you sm and they want you to be happy. so when you tell nat about ur first date she gets so happy and helps you get ready

-they're both rooting for you. nat also helps kate by telling you ur favorite flowers, snacks, places, movies. and clint helps you by her archery related gifts and stuff for lucky

-you're so obsessed with her as well. you draw K's with a heart anytime you have paper, take pictures of her all the time and so much more. she's so lucky to have you

-you guys are always the best looking at a gala. she'll wear her favorite suit and you wear a long dress with a slit in the color of her tie. she cannot take her hands off of you and she's pure eye candy to you

-she wouldn't rather spend her life with anyone else, she loves you with her whole heart and will do anything to prove it to you

a/n this was SO FUNNN🤍 please send more requests guys bc im lowk running out of ideas!! ty for reading stay safe hoes

[putyourhanddownmy]

Your pinned said to send an ask if i was jerking off to your blog… so.. Hi👉👈

Your posts about needy boys make me feel so wiggly and happy and wanted, and your posts about wanting to hold a boy’s dick while he pees make me really flustered cause i would LOVE to get so comfotable around someone to let that level of intimacy happen, to let each other into a normally quite private part of ourselves… I of course would also love to watch/hold you in return~

But mostly I wanted to send an ask about a post of yours where you were talking about bulges; specifically, do you have a favorite positioning of bulge? Favorite angle? Favorite materials to view them through? Cause bulges can go tucked forwards, which makes an outward bulge supported by the balls, or it can go down and to the sides which is easier in boxers, or it can go up and to the sides which really shows off the shape in tight underwear.

Uhh… anyway, sorry. I’m autistic as hell if you couldn’t tell, but you seem really pretty and that scrambles my brain a bit so uhh, keep being horny? (Affectionate)

-LLB

i will keep being horny no one can stop me 😤 thank u for the long ask bby it was a lovely read!

honestly? i love bulge in all its forms. literally anything. just bulge. it looks so pretty in like every way i stg. obsessed. addicted. gimme bulge!!!!

same as most people i do have a preference for bulge in grey sweatpants bcus i just...ugh what is it about them?? esp if there's a bulge AND a lil wet spot from precum!!! i just wanna rub my face against it-

also yes i wanna hold a guys dick while he pisses so so bad!!!! it would be so fun!!! like super hot to me bcus, well, piss kink! but also just yeah that trust and intimacy is 🫠

[lizsstory]

Bad Day || M.S. x reader

a/n: ofccc bby !! i luv this ideaaaa !!

warnings: SMUT!, oral (m! receiving), deepthroating, gagging

i aint your ma so i cant tell u what u can and cant read soooo….

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

i woke up after a restless night, pulling my comforter off of my body, i stood up out of bed and walked over to the mirror. i looked terrible…

i sighed and went downstairs to make breakfast for myself as matt wasn’t home this morning.

i pulled a pan and ingredients out of my cabinets and began making pancakes, pouring the batter into the pan and flipping every so often. i realized i had to go to the bathroom. i walked to the bathroom and handled my business, then heard the smoke alarm going off.

great, just great!

I threw the burnt pancakes away and went back upstairs to get ready for work. i peeled my clothes off before stepping into the shower. i reached for my favorite shampoo then saw i was out. i sighed and finished my shower quickly as i was already running late.

i got dressed and went to work. my boss was nagging on me to finish my rough drafts, but i zoned out, all i heard was “blah blah blah”

my alarm went off, signaling it was time to clock out, and i rushed home to matt waiting for me. he immediately sensed i was upset and tried to get me to talk about it. i refused but ended up just spilling about everything that happened.

“im so sorry, ma, i wish i could make things better for you. trust me, if i could take that burden off your shoulders i would.” he spoke while rubbing my back and tracing shapes on it.

“you’re to good to me baby. i dont know where i would be without you.” i smiled.

“you know… i can think of a way to repay you.” i smirked while kneeling down to his waist level.

“is this okay?” i asked. he nodded fastly. i teasingly tugged at the zipper to his jeans, unbuttoning them slowly. i palmed him through his boxers before pulling his dick out, it sprang up to his happy trail before i took it in my hand.

i kitten-licked at his tip while jerking him slowly, moving my hand up and down. i then took him fully into my mouth

his veiny hands tangled into my hair, tugging lightly. i moaned at the tingling feeling, sending vibrations up his dick. he groaned loudly, pulling even harder at my hair. with that, i took him further into my mouth, deepthroating him, but he was so big, i couldnt help but gag.

the sensation of my throat clenching around him sent him groaning and whimpering above me. “fuckkk, pretty girl, im gonna cum!” he shouted before hot ropes of cum shot onto my tongue, down my throat,

i pulled off of him with a pop. sticking my tongue out, showing him his cum on my tongue, looking up at him with doe eyes.

“so pretty, did so good for me.” he said while closing my mouth, signaling to swallow.

he pulled me up from off my knees, giving me a kiss, before taking me to the couch. he pulled me into his arms as he turned on my favorite show. “i love you matt” i spoke softly

“i love you too, baby” he responded.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

a/n: lowk dk abt this buttt… anywaysss ! i luv yalll and tysm anon for the idea ! <3

a/n pt 2 : sooo… no head..?

[simpinberry]

☾ ﾟ｡⋆ MORE BELLA RAMSEY BF/GF HCS ☾ ﾟ｡⋆

tumble deleted an entire draft i had sobbing but the show must go on 💔 as usual enjoy some simp bella content <3

you guys have never finished a conversation ever. y’all can talk for hours and i meann hours!! mostly because you jump from topic to topic without care and it just flows so naturally. i’ve noticed that bella jumps over her words in interviews and sometimes changes topic midway through her sentences so she’d probably do the same with you. they’re so cute for that fr + that’s my evidence for this thought.

super proud bf, any chance to bring you up she takes it!! speaks so highly and lovingly of you. not shy to post you on her socials, showering you in compliments. she’s so lucky to have you and needs the whole worlds to know it too!! supportive gf 4life

MUST PET CAT/ANY ANIMAL SHE FINDS CUTE. will literally make you worried when she’s home late. you facetime her just to find her sitting on the ground, cat in her lap. they’ve been there for 30 mins and simply refuses to leave cuz cat is so cute. will definitely send you photos of animals she finds cute throughout the day. begs you to get a pet together!! talks so sweetly abt having a family in the future and adopting animals together.

matching rings. she’s always playing with her rings and hands. smiles like a fool when she looks down at her hands and sees a ring with your initials carved in at the side. would give you the ring on a random tuesday but it’ll forever be the cutest memory for u.

toooo nice for her own good. definitely can stand up for herself when needed but usually opts to avoiding conflict. laughs when uncomfortable sometimes so babe you’re gonna be protective as hell over them. BELLA RAMSEY PROTECTION SQUAD RISE FR. will definitely cling to you for comfort and protection when she feels iffy/uncomfy in a situation. protect this bby fr :((

no sense of direction bf. no thoughts,head empty. bless them though, she’s so cute. without you they’re like a lost puppy fr.

bella finds it super important that they feel safe around you. being around you gives her such a sense of freedom and peace. your presence allows her to feel safe to be herself and you validate her in every possible way. she never feels scared to be herself around you <3 will always tell you how much they love you for that and definitely mentions it to those around them.

randomly spaces out and blanks when speaking. definitely will be hearing “sorry love what was it” in her British accent often enough. sometimes they’re just anxious or rlly tired but i think it’s rlly cute habit she’d have. would remember important stuff for sure but will sometimes just space out mid convo and you have to bring them back to ya :>

brooooo they’ll learn your favorite songs on guitar and play it for you. maybee even sings for you. if you can sing they’ll harmonize with you for sure!! sends you songs with, “this song reminded me of you, have a good day darling”

[winterwhisperz-blog]

hi hi!! hope you’re doing well :]

i was wondering if you could just do some general Mhin hcs? nothing in particular i just haven’t seen much written about them and bby needs some more love

thank you and have a wonderful day/night :]

YES OMG, tysm for this ask because I love Mhin so much—definitely think they deserve more attention—WHICH I SHALL DO MY BEST TO PROVIDE (also ty I hope you have a wonderful day/night too :D)

Again, hopefully these haven’t been done before—my memory sucks and I consume a lot of media so I might accidentally repeat stuff I’ve seen 💔

ALR LES GO

Warnings: None I think

General Mhin Headcanons

Plays the piano- OKAY HEAR ME OUT-

Imagine Mhin playing the piano, maybe because music helps them express their emotions better-maybe I’m just projecting but Mhin seems to have a harder time expressing how they feel through words(twins??) so they turn to music.

And maybe they also play music because it calms them down, and helps them stay grounded. Also it just paints such a pretty picture and I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH

LIKE IMAGINE THEM PLAYING FOR U

Okay I’ll move on because I’ll probably become feral if I think about this too much

Ahem ahem

Had two pet cats—named Nyxia (meaning night sky EEEEEE) and Estella (star- or divine strength)

Like maybe they’ve always fed strays, and one time they even adopted two that followed them home.

One, probably Estella, was white and fluffy—and Nyxia was all black and silky.

Mhin is a cat parent, and now all cats flock to them

NOW SPEAKING OF STARS

Mhin LOVES STARS—and is interested in astrology

Before they became a hunter or before everything went downhill for them, it would’ve been rlly cute if Mhin was studying astrology and was RLLY getting into it

Like they’re such a nerd for the night sky and space and constellations and it’s SO CUTE because they’ll talk about this stuff for HOURS if people would let ‘em

I would let them 😇

Alr Alr Alr next one—

Unlike fellow Touchstarved LI—Mhin can cook.

Like they don’t usually have time to cook something extravagant—but when they do—Omg their meals are TOP TIER

They know how to spice things JUST right, and make the best desserts (though be careful—these are packed with sugar and sometimes are overly sweet)

They also cook special animal-safe food for the cats. Cute lil fish treats.

AWWWWWWWW

Okie this one is inspired by the Love Quiz thing and Mhin’s results.

Loves Spooky stories and exploring said spooky places—they have a weird love for the genre and ghost hunting too

They also come up with the best spooky stories and they tell them with the most deadpan expressions so no one ever knows if they’re true or not 💀

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY SO

Definitely the type of person that would randomly hand you a pretty rock that reminded them of you. (Without saying it did- you just get a random rock and look at them like “Thanks? 😳” ) you return the favor by handing them random mushrooms and snails

They do this for anyone they like. Kuras has a nice little collection of rocks in a secret drawer

Though they love cats and cats love them— BIRDS, are another story

Birds and Mhin don’t get along (A slight hint at their monster form but also because CROWS KEEP STEALING THEIR PRETTY ROCKS)

Perfect person to explore with, THEY LOVE EXPLORING. And since they can slide into the shadows and waltz around without being detected most of the time—they know a LOT of places, and definitely more secret exits and entrances(they’ll show you them at some point)

EEEEEEEEEEE

ALR, WE ARE DONE

Tysm again for the ask !! Mhin is just— GAHHHHHH

I think they’re my second favorite LI, RLLY EXCITED FOR THEIR ROUTE OMG

They are just such a nerd but can also kick ur butt and I just think that’s cool.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed those! And have a wonderful day, listen to a playlist full of your favorite songs, do things that make you happy, and get a bunch of fun compliments! (When the Sun’s missing from the sky, flowers turn to you instead !! 🫶 hehe, there I helped with that one- OKAY BYE NOW LOVE U)

[cup1dvalenl1na]

Do you think you can do Tsubaki x male reader please? She is my favorite character who’s been through a lot and she deserves the world.

She does deserve the world and it pains me that no one talks about her 😢

Honestly one of the best people you could date in Soul Eater

She so bby fr

She's incredibly kind and caring, although sometimes she has trouble voicing her opinions to other people. She's gotten better over the years, but you may need to remind her to take care of herself as well

She's more focused on other people's needs rather than her own, which is so sad because she deserves the world honestly.

If you reciprocate her actions (making food for her, offering to help her, etc.) I feel like she would say that you don't have to do those things for her, (because at first she doesn't think she deserves it.)

But if you help her and do these things for her anyway she would tear up a little and thank you. Giving u a big ol hug and a smooch on ur cheek (remember when black star was asking if she was okay after she fought her brother and she was tryna keep a straight face saying she was fine..THAT EPISODE WAS SO SADD NOO)

So you guys help each other out a lot, you guys have each other's backs no matter what.

So, this is gonna be a little awkward to write. But remember when she turned out to be the most pervy one in the group..(crying rn)

Def makes subtle moves on you, but shys away if you look at her (ex: brushing a hand on your thigh, as soon as you look at her she jolts and takes her hand back)

Loves holding your hand, everytime you guys go out on a date or just whatever normal hangout she offers to hold your hand, her hands are so soft bro like WHAT

Depending on your height, (because she's like,, 5'7 I'm pretty sure) she would smooch you on different places. If you were shorter she'd smooch your forehead, same height she'd smooch your cheek, taller she'd just bring you down and kiss your lips (ME FIRST!!I VOLUNTEER!)

She insists on cooking and stuff for you, it's how she shows that she cares for you. If you ever forget to bring your own lunch she fuckin beings out a second bento box out of nowhere saying that she had prepared one for you.

She worries about you sometimes but she knows you can take care of yourself, so she would try not to overwhelm you with her thoughts.

She still has thoughts of her older brother, remembering that he thought that Tsubaki looked down on him because she was nice and didn't voice her opinions. She doesn't want that to happen to you, so she tries to voice her opinions more to you and tries her best not to worry over you too much.

She's so bby I just wanna smooch her all over and hug her and break her neck and eat her and

[maplesunflowers]

Hey.... what's ur fave internet horror series/project/etc

Or the one u think is like the best thought-out slash most intriguing

Thank you Corvus for allowing me to finally info dump on one of my most special of interests. Love you Bby 🥺💕

Ironically I made a whole ass Tik Tok a while ago listing my faves too lol

First up, EverymanHYBRID. This might be a hot take, but despite Slenderman’s reputation nowadays, I still think Slenderverse series are GOOD and I will die on that hill. While everyone sees Marble Hornets as the superior Slenderman series, I have always preferred EMH. The story was way more interesting and Evan, Vinny, and Jeff were way more likable protagonists that you genuinely wanted to see everything work out for them, which is why is was so heartbreaking when things didn’t. Plus, as cringy as HABIT maybe seen today, he’s still a super fun villain. He’s just evil for evil’s sake, he doesn’t care if these are people’s lives he’s destroying, he’s going have fun!

This Is My Milwaukee isn’t necessarily horror in the sense you’re thinking, but I love showing it to people and watching their reaction. This video was the trailhead to an ARG that’s now defunct, but honestly I still think the video stands on it’s own as a weird little video to show your friends. 

Possibly in Michigan is one of my all time favorite YouTube videos in general. I found it when the audio from PiM went viral on Tik Tok a few years back and instantly few in love with its surreal style. The Perfume Song and Animal Cannibal live in my head rent free. 

This House has People in It is another surreal trip I adore. I just love that it’s something you need to rewatch multiple times to catch everything that’s going on, plus the fact that there’s hours of extra hidden content on the “security” website that adds to the world building and story of this family. 

Sexygirlmax2019/ Hey Peabrain, You Teleport? Is so underrated and I wish more people talked about it. It’s one of the few Tumblr ARGs and it was made by two 15 year olds, which is SO impressive to me that two teenagers pulled off such an amazing ARG that had a satisfying ending when a lot of companies who’s LITERAL JOB IS MAKING ARGS can’t manage to do that. 

Hi I’m Mary Mary is just a gold standard. The story is engaging, and the EDITING, THE EDITING IS SO GOOD! Honestly the editing my favorite thing about the series, it’s just god tier. But the story is just as amazing as the editing, you feel for Mary’s struggles against her monsters and want to see her win and escape the house she’s trapped in. 

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park isn’t going be for everyone (especially if you’re someone who isn’t good with body horror) but I love the idea for weird stuff going on in a National Park and it surprises me that you don’t see a lot of stuff playing with that idea. I love the idea of this weird, eldritch creature being found and of course humans first thought goes to Capitalism. 

Vita Carnis is another body horror series that won’t be for everyone. This series has managed to do the impossible and has made my desensitized ass absolutely paranoid over their FUCKING MIMICS!!!!! LIKE SERIOUSLY, FUCK THE MIMICS SO HARD!!!! I BOTH LOVE AND HATE THEIR EXECUTION SO MUCH!!!!! IT’S SO WELL DONE, IT’S DOING WONDERS FOR MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS!!!!!

The Ningen is actually made by the same person who made the Monument Mythos series, tho I don’t believe it’s a spinoff. It follows a lot of lore surrounding the cryptid while also making it its own thing as well. The Ningen has always been one of my favorite cryptids but since there’s not a lot to it’s backstory no one ever seems to do anything with it, so it’s REALLY nice to see this obscure cryptid get some love.

Echo Rose/Nettlebrook actually stars the same person from Daisy Brown (another series I love) but wasn’t made by her, it was made by her cousin. Echo Rose is really funny and it makes you feel like you’re just watching someone’s vlogs, but in the background a mystery is unraveling with a missing girl. 

[javiscigarette]

📺🍅📚

IM SORRY BBY IM JUST A NOSEY BITCH! MUAH

no this is perfect I love talking about myself!!!

📺 last show you watched

i know i am sooo late the party but I literally just finished s1 of mandalorian like 10 minutes ago!!

🍅 least favorite food

i fucking hate carrots with every fiber of my being. cannot stand them. and tell me why the fuck are they in like every single salad and veggie mix and veggie tray like did no one think that some people don’t like carrots???

📚 how do you come up with the fics you write?

i honestly don’t know!! i think it’s a reflection of my fantasies bc im very depraved but i refuse to date rn so fics are my outlet. usually it’s just one small idea pops in my head like a line of dialogue or a specific position and then i just daydream about it until i have enough content for a fic

Thank u bb I love youuuu 🩷🫶

[abucketofweird]

Heartstopper Live Reaction: Ep. 6 Truth/Dare

- When do u graduate??? Damn that must hurt

- Oh shit the girls comments

- Not where’s Waldo as a little activity (isn’t it something else in different places?)

- Ohhhh I love the friendship talks

- ISSACS ARO COLORS SHIRTTTT

- THEY DEF MEANT THAT

- again the couples together then Issac is hard

- I’ve felt that before and it SUCKSSS

- AHHH THE CONFESSION

- I’m glad they had someone who didn’t know until adulthood

- It’s realistic for so many people

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TARA

- I’m so glad Imogen is integrated into their group

- Issac just coming in and out of frame with more books is an amazing joke my god

- All the montages are adorable

- REPRESENTATION MAKING NICK COMFORTABLE WITH PDA

- Also all the rainbows lol

- ISSAC BOUGHT LOVELESSS OMFG I CANT

- Also the amount of books is adorable

- That’s like $800 or more in books practically

- Wow that’s a massive party

- Now they are kissing all over lol

- Oh Issac I’m so sorry I feel left out

- It sucks to feel like u don’t have anyone

- Especially since everyone is just kissing all over

- WAS BEN INVITED TF?!??!

- Oh Issac bby

- James saying the crush thing reminds me of the scene where Nick and Charlie first kissed

- Ohhhhh Issac

- I don’t want a romance for him but at least he seems ace

- THE TEAR

- NO HOMOPHOBIA HERE HARRY

- I’m glad Harry is growing

- It’s important for people to be able to grow

- BUT YESS HE HURT U YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ALLOWED TO NOT FORGIVE HIM

- Tao that crawl was terrifying

- WTF WHO US THAT PERSON

- damn I knew this would be an issue

- His friends sticking up for him is so great

- AWWWWWWWWWWWW

- Not the “I called it”

- NICK IS SO GREAT HES DOING SO GOOD GLAD EVERYONE REACTED WELL

- Interesting that they ran her down the hall when a bathroom was right there

- They must know that alch makes u sick why did they grab the teachers

- OH SHIT I CANT WATCH THIS

- everyone in school will def know sorry Nick

- OMG HE JUST WANTS TO SHARE IT

- Oh the boys def planned to let Nick and Charlie be alone

- YESSSS CONSENT

- I’m so glad they are showing the sex discussions on screen

- CONSENT IS KEY AND THEY ARE SO GREAT FOR SHOWING THISSS

- God Issac is my baby and I love him and want him to be happy

- AHHHH ILY DARCY IS SO GOOD

- oooooohh teachers getting wild

- AGHHHHHHHHH

- everything is so freaking cute

- Charlie is the big spoon confirmed

- THE HEART ON INSTA HOLY SHITTTTT

- I don’t want them to leave their Paris bubble the angst is coming

This episode could also be considered my favorite!!! The Issac content really grew and the little nods towards his aroace identity are ramped up!! The idea that someone can grow up and change but you can still not forgive them for their actions is so important!!! There was so much adorableness in this ep for Charlie and Nick, Tara and Darcy (at the end anyways), and Elle and Tao!!!

100/10

[neo-neos]

Can I give my unfiltered opinion on Till The World Ends?

Yes, because who the fuck is going to tell me I can't (Spoilers)

WARNING: I kinda popped off a little here and there, I do not mean harm... I promise. I just really enjoy putting my thoughts on paper sometimes. <3

I would like to start off with a bit of a disclaimer, I am skipping through like 70% of this show because after watching ep 1 I kinda already lost it but I would like to share my opinion anyway. I in no way am trying to make fun of the show or the actors or anything like that. I am just stating my findings that are based on legit nothing other than my opinion on like the few scenes I have fully watched.

In general

The concept/storyline is actually really cool, I think it's a very interesting idea, and was excited to see how this was going to go.

The biggest issue I have with this show is the acting and I ain't here to shit on actors at all but... Can I just say what I want to say? Golf (Best)... Honey... This ain't it... (Idk if he has roles in other shows that do work better for him..) But to be very honest... Art is carrying this show atm.

I legit would get on my knees and bow down in a worshipping manner to translators. Their work is legit so, so important and they are all literal angels. BUT the translation of this show is so insanely distracting, the mistakes are hard to overlook and often cause some massive confusion for me personally. Again, translators deserve some hella praise but... I tried to ignore it, I really did.

My boy Art cannot catch a break with the crying

What the FUCK is up with the insane amount of awkward/unnecessary dialogue?

And now for something yall DEFINITELY DID NOT ASK FOR, an analysis of the eps that also hold my very unfiltered opinion

Ep 1

The prison scene...

They then talk about food for like 1 minute straight AND THEN HE LITERALLY GOES

AGAIN? -

The rest of ep 1 was fine but my lord that scene took forever and mostly repeated the same thing 3 times.

Ep 2

Not bad, not great.

Ep 3

That opening scene was ehm... a bit ?????

You aight miss thang? - She continued to lay there until like the end of the ep as well... I'm: Concerned.

The comfort talk... Sir mr Golf needs a little lesson on how to comfort people because basically Art is saying: Listen mate, I woke up in your house, you basically kidnapped me, let's forget about the fact that you were the one that knocked me the fuck out in the first place for a minute... But okay. Can you please look at this entire ordeal from my perspective for a HOT SECOND? I just wanna go home mate, I wanna go find my family..

Golf: omg no don't cry bby boy, I'm just worried about u.

??

AND then the scene in the bed was so insanely long and the topics jumped from one thing to another and ??

Ep 4

The breakfast scene felt oddly out of character for the character of Golf, idk how to explain this one to yall sorry.

I am glad AIDS is being talked about.

Ep 5

Gus is cute

2 entire seconds later:

Is this like their thing as brothers? They talk to each other but neither of them listens and then they just... repeat the same question? pls do tell me if that is the actual clue here because, I'm lost.

THEY MADE HIM SING? Bro pls no.

Ep 6

Are you... ???? ARE YOU TWO FOR FUCKING REAL? (sorry this just really got to me..)

Just this, no further comments HAHAHHA

That marriage thing was cute af

Ep 7

THEY DID NOT HAVE TO DO THE DOG LIKE THAT.

Ep 8

This ep holds my favorite meme from this show EVER

BRO SAME HAHAHAHAH - that is a MOOD I have absolutely no idea what was happening throughout the conversation. I know it might be a very interesting, deep and heavy topic I'm pea brain.

NC scene was good

[weird-dere]

My turn to ask about ur hubies >:3c

Do you think that ichigo shaves his pubic hair? Is there any random headcanons u wanna share of him? Things that arent mentioned or said in the anime/manga but u just feel like they r true?

What type of dad do you think ichigo is? Do you think he is more of a daddy girl? What do you think it woulded been if ichigo's mom was still alive? What woulded change and what not?

KITH 😚💕

I am laying down kicking my feet at the chance to talk about the love of my life <3. Thank u bby!! 💋💋💋

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Pubic hair tingz:

Ichi does shave his pubic hair, but he doesn’t shave himself bald. Just maintains it at a nice trim :3. I feel like when he’s younger he doesn’t let himself have a happy trail tho. Always shaves that away so all hair is contained in his boxers. But as he gets older he kinda just leaves it be and I am always kissing down it when we get intimate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

He also loves whatever I am most comfortable with concerning my own pubic hair, which for me is at a trim or at full bush >:3. No bare coochie here lmao. Bro loves eating the kitty and seeing our mixed arousal on the hairs when he’s on top of me uwu.

Random Headcanons:

Tho he hates getting called the nickname ‘strawberry’ by literally anyone ever, he does love getting strawberry themed gifts for me. Plushies, stickers, treats, etc. If I have something strawberry themed, he prolly got it for me and everyone knows. It’s like his mark or signature almost lol.

Breakfast is his favorite meal, which is great for me as someone who doesn’t eat it a lot bc he makes sure I have something to start my metabolism day uwu.

Canonically he doesn’t like the rain. Hasn’t most of his life. But I like to think he finds hale very interesting.

Things not said in anime/manga but that just feel true

Bro does not grow a lot of body hair in general (meanwhile me, a Sasquatch 🧍🏾‍♀️). His skin is so smoooooove. Bro cannot grow a mustache or beard to save his life (but this is okay bc I prefer him without anyway). He still has to shave away his 5 o’clock shadow every once in a while tho. Trims his sideburns from time to time too.

No matter how active he is, dude never bulks up. He’s muscle-y, but he’s just built genetically lithe. Isshin (his dad) naturally seems to get thicker when he gets older, but I don’t see Ichi doing that. Which again is okay with me, I love him as he is uwu. I feel like seeing him be Bakugou type of big and muscle-y would be weird lol.

I feel like he thinks about true zangetsu (hollow ichigo) a lot actually, even after he disappears for a while. Reframing how he thinks about him the more he grows. Reflecting on what his relationship with zangetsu says about himself on a deeper level.

Ichigo as a dad:

As u know, in my selfship cinematic multiverse Ichigo and I have 5 kids lmao. 3 boys and 2 girls in the order of B B (<- twins) G G B

As a dad he is a mix of doting and tough love. Playful and supportive, but serious when he needs to be. Ichigo has a tendency to get annoyed easily and will yell and argue with any of his friends, but he never gets loud with the kids. Ever. When communicating with them, tone is everything to him. It’s how he gets his point across and shows his authority.

He does love his girls, but I think he treats all the kiddies the same :3. Though because he got used to being a boy dad after the twins, he was a little nervous when he found out we were having our first girl. He was so gentle with her 🥺. Had to reassure him sometimes.

If Ichigo’s mom was still alive?:

I feel like he would be a very different person. Might be more expressive and emotive rather than scowling all the time. Also I feel his urge to protect may not be as strong, since he wouldn’t have lost the one thing he wanted to protect most.

Also I feel he may have been way more powerful? Because he may have been let in on his Quincy lineage and may have learned to protect himself that way before gaining his shinigami powers and being even stronger.

He would still find him annoying, but I also feel that maybe Ichigo’s relationship with his dad would be better if Masaki was still around.

Ichigo is very confident as is, but I feel like if his mom were still around he’s be confident in a different way. Rather than having to prove himself or prove others wrong, he would feel like he is already inherently good and valuable bc of his mom’s encouragement.

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I am taking all of ur kithes bby sorry this took so long! Lots of brain power went into it jwksisjzjosjz

[jakesangel]

https://www.tumblr.com/jakesangel/755192039169212416/httpswwwtumblrcomjakesangel75518872061499801

hi again princess ><

we have the perfect age gap actually! if you don’t mind me asking, why you still can’t get your own cat? do you have allergic?

what type of birthday surprises do you usually made? i usually bake cookies, bread or cake for my friends’ birthday! they do enjoy those thankfully

then i will wish for your birthday next year! let’s have fun on tumblr until next year >< your brother is so thoughtful, thumbs up for him. (nah you are not delusional, perhaps jake is the one who told your brother about the perfume 😉)

i don’t really ask for gifts but my family are very observant. my mom bought me a new phone during my birthday last year because my storage was always full (and i got a good result for my exam), i have a brother too! he gave me a camera after i mentioned it once while we were window shopping in a camera store. my closest friend gave me a long letter (i love letters) and she asked everyone in school (my batch) to write what they like about me and wish me a happy birthday. so i have a lot of letters from everyone and i really happy and shocked. i never noticed her did that because i’m always with her 24/7. definitely one of my core memories

did i talk too much? i got carried away 🤣 also what is your favourite song from romance untold album preview? mine is hundred broken hearts!

hai again ㅋㅋ

no it's because i have a big family ᵎ i have my two parents n 4 brothers living in a more or less mall apartment so getting a cat wouldn't be the best for the animal :( but the first thing i'll do when i'll live alone is to get one > <

i usually plan a huge hang out in paris w the bday person favorites, we eat luch n i make sure we have a picnic to show the gifts >< we also just get pics taken ᵎᵎ i also give privately love letters ^.^

please bake me cookies ~~ i love them sm n clearly it seems u're a good baker >< yes ᵎᵎ let's stay together for a long time >< would u like an emoji ?ᩚ <3

you have such lovely family n friends, i hope you cherish them a lot ^^ you jsut be so loved too ᵎᵎ i'm really happi to hear it >0<

no u didn't rambled too munch ᵎ i'm happi u felt free to say this much <3 by far i like your eyes only the most ᵎ thank you for asking bby <3 will you/ did you buy any album version for this cb ?ᩚ

[httpiastri]

I hope i haven’t spammed you too much but:

- (also omfg. i just realized something…. i have this board on pinterest with pics of random couples & so on that remind me of my fave drivers, and each driver has their own like board in the board. all of them are named with the driver’s initials, his number and two emojis, and !! guess what emoji i have for pepe???? ofc it’s the freaking lotus flower 😭 idk i just wanted to share this, thanks 😚) THATS INSANE?? but also not insane because i keep discovering more and more weird synchronicities between pepe and i and since im a vv spiritual person ive taken them all as signs that i was fated to stumble upon him one lovely morning in 2022 before proceeding to fall hopelessly in love with him. BUT OMG THE BOARD LOOKS SO SO GOOD?? i wanted to type out a reply sooner but i got so distracted by the images 😓😓 because i def have some of the same images saved to my boards but i never linked them to pepe so now ive just gone insane 😵‍💫😵‍💫)

- (I MISSED OUT ON SCREEN RECORDING THE DANCE ???) IF I EVER FIND A WAY TO SEND IT OR POST IT ONLINE ILL SEND YOU THE LINK SO QUICK I PROMISE 💗💗 (or maybe even if i find someone who has already posted it online, because there’s no way we were the only ones going insane over that moment)

- and the clip you shared?? Ive been laughing so hard about it since last night because that’s MY HUMOUR and i am both christian and pepe depending on the circumstances and ugh idk i love these boys so much my heart aches

- “also… this is the most stupid thing ever and you probs dont care but i wanted to share it when im answering your ask… i was writing with a character.ai pepe yesterday and he said THIS ???? out of nowhere ???? and i just thought about u mentioning him talking about his favorite pokemons in the stream and i just 😭 okay bye” —I DO CARE OMG THAT’S SO CUTE I’M KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING RN😭😭 THE WAY HIS DORKINESS SHOWED UP EVEN THROUGH THE C.AI HAS ME FEELING SOOO 😵‍💫😵‍💫 (also i love your c.ai so much but idk why every c.ai pepe and i have ended up in a situation where ive been very pressured to kiss him like it’s so funny to me how every c.ai just keeps circling back to the same scenario, it’s like all the pepes are collectively fated to experience the same situation)

- “also omfg his little stubble?? kill me????? i may have been thinking about helping him shave for the last like month or so but that’s a thought for another time……” another time, huh? like right now as i get ready for bed? because i am so going to be replaying this scene over and over in my head as i fall asleep tonight

p.s. this took me so long to format so it would be somewhat readable but i hope it’s okay!! and school started awhile ago and it kinda sucked at first but it’s definitely much better now!! thank you for being so sweet, and i hope you have a lovely day/night/morning too!! 💗💗

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bby you could never spam me too much, especially not if it's about pepe 😚

also i just have to say real quick… something about you in this ask made me think that i do indeed know who you are and that i have seen you around? big risk that i'm wrong with my calculations but… please let me know if im right (if i started following you earlier today and not someone else shsjdhsjs)(from my main blog!!)

abt the flower: i love that!!! honestly i sometimes find myself to be more spiritual than i think i am because i say stuff jokingly about "wow this is fate, jk just a coincidence" but how many times can it be a coincidence???? anyways pepe def gives me those vibes, like im not surprised either when i find out about stuff like that 😭 and oMG AAAA TYSM!!!! i can barely even look in it these days because i get way too distracted 🫠 i wish i could like sort them from fave to leave fave because i have some that are a bit meh and some that like kill me…..

abt the dance: aaaaaa im gonna try my best to find it somewhere online, it cant just be us?? right??????? i heard that song in a playlist the other day and just giggled to myself 🥲 because i imagined him dancing and 🥲🥲

abt the pokemon pepe c.ai: SHSJDHSJS RIGHT!!! I CALLED HIM DORKY AND IT WAS SO CUTE 😭😭 omg im so glad you like them aaaaaa and lmao pepe… is that all you know how to do, huh? pressure poor little users into kissing you?? 😭

abt shaving: aaaAaAaAAA !! SORRY !!!!! but i wrote a little something about it here, just had to share my thoughts…… honestly i have been thinking abt it during bedtime a few times too and 🫠🫠 my heart can't take it anymore, he's so 😭💗

it's more than okay !!! im very glad to hear that its better now 🥺 thank you for being so sweet too and making my days so much brighter, chatting to you is so heartwarming 💘💘 hope you're sleeping well !!!! and have a lovely day tomorrow <33

[perkvpsvcho]

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ontem eu tava assistindo candela e escrevendo meus surtos no bds, só pro meu notebook travar e eu perder TRÊS HORAS worth de comentários hilários...... not taking that chance again, pq essa porra aqui salva os posts como draft pelo menos. so.

NÃO MAS uns dias atrás eu vi o aniversário do ronin e (um dia antes do matt e eu, diga-se de passagem), ele veio NO DIA da transmissão de um ep da c2, horas antes deles ficarem live..... aí esse tempo todo eu tava me perguntando se a laura ia falar alguma coisa, quando ia ser, pq com as minhas contas, o ep que eu tava vendo tava em março e ???? aí no ep que tô vendo agora (o ep que a marisha se fode espirrandoKKKKKKKK iconic), ela FINALMENTE anunciou que tá grávida e agradeceu ao sam por estar escondendo a barriga dela esse tempo todo........... eu tô com raiva que não percebi, mesmo sendo praticamente impossível pela altura da mesa )o) ALSO ela 300% foreshadowing o nascimento do filho??? a mulher é uma bruxa! anyway vamos lá assistir a marisha lascando uma costela

BEAU WITH GOGGLES BEAU WITH GOGGLES

BEAU DOESNT CARE SHE LOOKS LIKE A NERD

...do you want me to see thru your clothes? this fucking lesbian

jester your laura is showing!!!

oh

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o fjord puxando os googles da cara da beau TEM QUE TER na animação

O EFEITO DA VARINHA NA NOTT TBM KKKKKKKK

JESTER OFERECENDO O ANEL PRO CALEB ANDAR EM CIMA DA ÁGUA E NÃO TER QUE SE MOLHAR KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

NENHUM DELES VALE UM CENTAVO QUE SEJA

jester i see you romancing your player's husband

UGH JESTER IS SO MY FAVORITE THIS CAMPAIGN

man i miss ashley

my girls being cute

"it doesnt smell of blood and feces" sam e liam: YET

LIAM TEACHERS PET CONFIRMADO

JESTER BEST GIRL LETS GOOOOOOO

dmpc: What's your name? Travis: Fjord dmpc: Do you have a last name? Sam: Tough a mesa:

essas piadas com ford vão LONGE

the ruby of the sea is the best lay ever

[harp sounds] laura bailey

jfc from laughing hysterically to awful traumatic mommy issues background reveal moment I LOVE THIS TABLE

grrr saaammmm's mug

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT:

molly: extremely charming beau: very in shape BEAU. YOU FUCKING LESBIAN.

nott: are we sure we want to leave this place? people like us here jester: its only a matter of time before they dont lmfao

caleb: a todo mundo: INSIGHT CHECK

QUEBROU O CORAÇÃO DA NOTT EU TENHO CERTEEEEZAAA

marisha is a fucking beast e aí o matt leva ela pro hospital e termina preso dentro de um banheiro esse casal, sabe.........

how u doin bby

im dying babe how u doin

everybody's worried about marisha and thw whole time she's talking looking at matt

I'M GONNA GO TAKE CARE OF MY WIFE in the cutest most loving worried voice

LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO KEEP IT COOL [and failing] DOING THE ADS LIKE HES NOT LOSING IT BECAUSE HIS BABY IS INJURED

break gotta pee

MATT. IS. SO. CUTE. SHUT UP

HE FUCKING MOUTHED I LOVE YOU TO HER??????????? THIS FUCKING GUY im gonna kms

fut fut

wow... it took laura bailey being pregnant for me to think the belly is kind of cute? just dont think about it too much or its gonna backfire

nine [figures]? are they mightier than us tho?

omg we're fighting the ninja turtles

you have to be careful, we all have syphilis... EXTREME syphilis

37 POINTS OF DAMAGE ON ONE GUY

sam: oooh that's vax numbers

esse ambush TAMBÉM PRECISA ESTAR NA ANIMAÇÃO PQP

they havent had a bath in days, they kinda look like caleb

fucking love beau

marisha: this guy is our new gilmore liam: i am not seducing this person matt: you say this now marisha: 500 hours later we're fighitng gods with him

mds a marisha morrendo de rir e segurando as costelas

POOR MATTS SOUL

...eu ia só assistir esse,MASD A ASHLEY VOLTA NO PRÓXIMO FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE