#my bby boi in spirit you have SO much to learn about thes green ninja things

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WAIT BUT WHY IS THIS SUCH A FIRE CROSSOVER OH MY GOD WTF-

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Dee never truly believed in anything abnormal like the movies. Aliens coming from space? Unlikely. Frankenstein creating the monster? A fun idea, but he certainly wouldn't have the equipment in his period of time. They weren't real, they were unexplainable phenomena created as stories by the human mind, and they all always started out as stories.

So of course, when his family had a vacation planned to head to new york for summer break, he wasn't expecting much besides the usual new york hustle of the city that never sleeps.

You can imagine his obvious shock when on the first week there while he took a solo stroll, he saw a whole entire walking, talking, cooking pig running through the streets with blurs of green-blue, green-red, green-orange and green-purple bursting after him.

No one else seemed to bat an eye even as the pig got rammed into a light pole, yelping in some weird accent as he got thrown into an alleyway.

"What? What was that!?" He asked aloud, not entirely expecting an answer. He's surprised when he receives one anyways.

"Oh, are you new here? This is pretty par for the course, young man." An older lady approached him with a kind smile, even as he jolted and turned to her in disbelief.

"What?"

"Oh yes, those boys always get up to some kind of mischief nowadays," she hummed with a lighthearted chuckle. "Those turtle ninjas have been oh so helpful in keeping those pesky small time villains at bay, I'd say."

And-look;

Dee doesn't believe in the unexplainable. He doesn't believe in aliens, in Big Foot, in Yetis, Dracula or mystical creatures from centuries ago.

So he just has to, has to ask;

"Has this city lost its mind!?"

Im don't have my ipad on me to translate ot properly, and im too impatient

Translation:

Dee: You think you're the smartest? You can't even make the "rock" gesture!

Dee: Oh well, deserved.