#my awesome friend pyro my best friend forever and ever

[gooopy]

some pyro encouragement! you got this! thats probably what theyre saying at least. i cant tell with the mask and all

[image description: a simple drawing of pyro from team fortress two. they wear a gas mask and a thick rubber suit. they are holding out a thumbs up and are emoting with a small smilyface to the side. end id]

[grivessillus]

That Horrors Of Supermarket Radio

So.

I work at two supermarket convenience stores.

A petrol station and a shop.

Nearly a year since I started there.

And they have a Radio Station.

Now UK people might guess which company I work at. But not for.

I am a Hygiene Operative.

And the radio station is painful sometimes.

This is what happened over a while of working there. So far.

Everything Is A B Side Or Wierd

All the songs are wierd, wrong, unknown, barely known. And off. And probabely out of copyright.

And morally wrong and gross. There is a song that two stupid women arguing over a cheating bastard of a man, and they don't care he's a cheat.

Another song was about some stupid masochist who wanted some loser in her life. It went Break it up and I'll build it all up again.

There's been that gross Harry Styles song. And Say It Ain't So. So greasy!

And a wierd some with Jean Paul about a woman working on the docks to raise her child. It is the most disjointed thing you ever heard.

It's the place to go for songs you never heard before or never wanted to. With some ok to good stuff. All decades.

They play Everything Counts by Depeche Mode a lot. I thought that was a pseudo 80s song till I looked it up. Also didn't know that Depeche Mode sounded like that. They're ok to good.

There is a large amount of 70s and 60s songs.

The 70s ones are grisly.

Far too much Daydream Believer by The Monkees. I respect them. But I don't like them.

And something about a girl called Sloopy.

My Best Friends Girl is on a lot.

Ballroom Blitz.

Far too much ABBA. Any ABBA is too much ABBA!

A old Xmas song from the 1930s or so.

Maria by Blondie.

Sleeping Satellite.

Young At Heart.

Coffee And TV.

Now. You might be thinking. Grivessillus. How can you name them so well?

It's because they keep repeating them a lot.

You'd think they'd at least find some good unusual ones if they're delving in the unknowns etc. But nope. They keep finding the off ones.

The Valentine's Day Week

The sadist DJ made it Valentine's Week.

A whole horrific week of valentine's days songs.

But they weren't the usual love songs. No.

These were a special brand of warped songs that were just horrible. Wrong. Not right. Not about love or good things.

This xmas

Every other song is a xmas one. Shudder.

I nearly threw up when Mariah Carey came on.

A Song Pyro Likes

So I started getting into Team Fortress 2. I will play it at some point. When I can.

And I saw Meet The Pyro.

Now I will forever associate Do You Believe In Magic by The Lovin Spoonful with Pyro. Lol.

I knew the song before but now it has all new associations.

And sometimes, in a bright spot. They play DYBIM.

It is confusing. A mix of thinking of the video and fire, axes etc. And laughing.

It's a awesome, sweet, song. But it's got some interesting associations now.

And my delving into TF2, and the time it's set. Made me realize that most of their songs are old. And probabely out of copyright. Or cheaper.

So that's XXXX Radio!

[sailorkrieger]

GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

Can be used for RP and non-RP blogs to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen!

1. FIRST NAME:  Min is my nickname that I also use online :)

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I love study/flash cards. Like, I actually love them. Every time I’m at a store that sells them I have to stop myself from buying more flash cards in pretty colors.. it’s kinda weird.

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: physique, smile scent

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: pasta asciutta/spaghetti bolognese

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: brussel sprouts. yuck.

6. GUILTY PLEASURE:  sweets, fast food, meat

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: t-shirt and gym shorts or just undies idk, depends on the temperature

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: both?

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: my choice of college degree/career path, also the people I spent my youth with

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: i’m not sure? i’m loyal to my friends and i do enjoy showing affection through messages/talks or presents or generally being there for them and supporting them, but i’m not the cuddly comfort friend. i am definitely not physically affectionate.

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: the hobbit trilogy; pirates of the caribbean; war of the buttons (1994); star wars ot; and many more! i have a habit of rewatching movies i’ve seen 20 times already.

12. FAVORITE BOOK: This question is always the hardest to answer! There are so many books i love, i can’t say there’s one in particular that is my favorite. i really love the harry potter books, i love his dark materials, i love the maze runner trilogy, ..there are too many!

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: ANY animal?? Wow, that’s tough. I always wanted to get to know a fox or a wolf, but i actually might just stick with dog because dogs are the best beings on this planet.

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]:  This is a wild question, so i’ll limit it to top 5 ships for my muses on here! Let me see. In no particular order i love Haruka/Michiru, Saphir/Rei, Seiya/Usagi, Haruka/Usagi, Makoto/Nephrite.. but there are more ships that I love that only barely didn’t make the cut now >.< This fandom has so many awesome ships! [All-time favorite ships of mine are Stony, Pyro/Iceman, Sterek, Jalec, and Oliver Wood/Marcus Flint haha.]

15. PIE OR CAKE: I guess pie because i like dry dough and fruit things more than creamy things~

16. FAVORITE SCENT:  the forest, especially after rain

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: none REALLY, but i am crushing a little bit on jackson wang because he’s gorgeous and lee hoseok because he’s the most precious human being ever. Also Meghan Trainor because she’s a queen.

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: New Zealand

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: introvert i guess, because it’s really exhausting for me to be around a lot of people

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: not so much in real life, but scary movies creep me out super easily

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: android. i have a very low opinion of apple products

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: i currently play Horizon Zero Dawn, The Witcher 3, Diablo 3 (again), Assassin’s Creed Odyssey.. so yes. But I don’t actually play very often lately.

23. DREAM JOB: successful writer

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: finish renovating my house, buy a new car, invest, and buy all the BTS & Monsta X merch available lol

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: Mason Verger

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: Teen Wolf, The Magicians (the tv series anyway 🖕 )

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tagging: you! :)

[062467]

Rammstein Tag Game!

Rules: - Tag the person who tagged you, so they know. - Put your answers under the questions. - Tag as many awesome people as you want. - Feel free to do it if you weren’t tagged! Here we go!

I don’t remember who I was tagged by, this draft post is like 3 years old i’m sorry haha

1. If you get a chance to take a photo with your favorite member, would you like them to smile, make an interesting pose, be serious or something else?

I would honestly love them to smile, there’s nothing more precious than them, six men who do pyro, sing about eating humans and generally seem badass and scary, smiling.

2. If you could choose only one of the previous live performances to go to, which one would you choose?

opening of the Mutter tour, or the one when they played Lied von der unruhevollen Jugend or Pet Sematary. honestly, i’d just blind pick one of these.

3. How old were you when Sehnsucht came out? (1997)

-3:) kill me now

4. Which era (their appearance/look) do you think was the best?

MUTTER, THE RED FLÄMIN HOT CHEETO TIPS. or just the general full-on fed hair thing. but Reise, Reise was also flaming hot.

5. What’s your desired relationship with Frau Schneider? (wife, mother, etc.)

I feel like she’d be this one annoying aunt, who you love despite them being irritating as shit. love me some Frau.

6. Which hairstyle suits each member the best in your opinion?

Paul: the long hair, doesn’t matter if blonde or brown Till: his Herzeleid hair or the silver-ish Sehnsucht Richard: spiky black, like Ich-Will-video level spiky black. but I live for richard in long-ish hair... Flake: blonde Oliver: hehe. no but seriously a full beard suits him. Schneider: I feel like now is my favorite Schneider era. that or either the Sehnsucht one.

7. Which of the members do you think you’d get along with the best and why?

either Paul, because I’m a goofy mess, but can pose as intimidating, or Richard, because I’d constantly express my admiration for him. and he’d love that. on a serious note tho, I feel like we have some problems in common, as well as the supernatural thingy would be an interesting topic to tackle. idk, I’d do my best to get along with all of them.

8. Which of the members do you think you’d get along with the least and why?

probably Flake, Oliver or Till. I heard that Flake is cranky and seems shy, same with Oli, I’m shy too, so idk if any conversation would ever take place haha. and with Till I’d simply be too damn scared to say a thing. so there’s that. basically we wouldn’t *dislike* each other, there would be barely any contact lol

9. Who of the members would you like to see singing with Till?

hell, maybe Ollie or Doom, just because I never heard them sing with him, I think.

10. Which band’s song would you wish to see as a cover by Rammstein?

idk, they always kinda surprised me with their cover choices and execution, so I wouldn’t like to change that, they’re doing a good job.

11. Who of the members would make the best dad?

something tells me that Schneider is a really caring dad.

12. If you got the chance to interview Rammstein, what would you ask them?

how do you pick you setlist? what qualifies a track to be an opener?

do you come up with stage and outfits concept yourself, or is it suggested by someone else?

what flavor of ice cream would you be?

what is your most vivid memory from your childhood?

which era is your favorite?

do you have a vision of a music video for a song that never got one? or a different vision than the music video it got?

I’d rather not write all of it here. not because they’re inappropriate or something, it’s just, I don’t even wanna start writing some of them, because I’m gonna cry lmao.

13. Would you consider of doing a nude scene in Rammstein’s music video? (just you appearing nude, nothing too nsfw)

I mean, if course I’d consider it. it would depend on my shape at the time and just on that probably. doing acts and nude scenes is, supposedly, very liberating and makes you more comfortable with yourself, so why not. and hey - I’d be in a Rammstein video haha. (I’d probably not like the way I look and hate myself a bit for doing the scene)

14. If you could remake a movie(s) so that the main role is played by one of the members, which movie(s) would you like to remake?

my favorite movies are always pretty tragic or scary as fuck for the main character, so idk if I’d like to see any of the members in such state.

15. Who of the members would make the best husband?

I will go with Flake or Ollie

16. You can put eyeliner on one of the members, who do you pick?

well, Richard, obviously, since he doesn’t seem to do it anymore (which should be considered a crime, he looks so good in eyeliner jeez).

17. Who of the members would make the creepiest uncle?

Till. all the way lmao. like, imagine him on family gatherings doing all the hips and tongue movements aaaa.

18. What do you think about the “Pussy” music video?

I love it, it’s so funny to me. when I watch it, it’s always a mixture of being a tad uncomfortable, turned on and giggly.

19. If you could travel somewhere with Rammstein and pick a destination, where would you go?

I’d go to the place where they had the whole creative process (and recording, I believe) of LIFAD or Mutter. I’d just like to kinda re-live it with them.

20. Who of the members would be the best to get drunk with?

I’d love to get hammered with Paulchen.

21. Could you sing Engel with Till in front of thousands?

hell yeah, this is one of the few songs I feel comfortable singing. I’d love to do that even more if it was done like on 2019 stadium tour, on the b-stage, only with piano and rest of the group humming. ahh.

22. With which member would you agree to swap clothes with and with which one would you definitely not?

if we’re talking personal style, Paul has some poppin outfits, from what I’ve seen, Richard and his shirts, however... I would just let him rock them:)

now if we’re talking stage outfits, I’d LOVE to switch with Richard (especially the fluffy coat), there’s not really a person I wouldn’t switch with, as long as they’re not topless haha.

23. Which of the members do you think would win in a stripping competition?

Richard.

24. Which of the following would you rather be?

- Rammstein’s manager - Rammstein’s make up artist 🙋🏻‍♀️ - Rammstein’s bodyguard

25. Which of the members would make the best best friend?

Paul.

26. Which Rammstein song do you skip on your shuffle? (There must be that one song you just don’t need at the moment)

Stirb nicht vor mir. I’m sorry but I rarely can stomach it. it’s a nice song in theory, but there’s just something about it that I can’t stand, maybe it’s the other artist’s voice, I don’t know.

27. What would you do if Paul made a bad joke about you? (With good intentions but slightly rude)

I’d laugh and pretend to be offended for a quick second haha

28. Who would you give a stuffed animal and who a leather thong for their birthday? XD

I’d give the animal to Flake and the thong to Till.

29. Are you concerned about anything that has to do with Rammstein?

I’m always scared for them tbh. oftentimes I’m just petrified at the thought of stage/pyro malfunction, I mean what they’re doing is some really dangerous stuff.

besides, I’m scared when I think that they won’t be here forever, sometimes I’m scared that they won’t be there when I’ll be in my 30s, so I’m grateful for every moment I can cherish them and their craft, for every minute at the shows.

30. Would you like to get a tattoo that refers to Rammstein?

yeah, I’d like a couple.

31. Would you pet Oliver’s head?

who tf wouldn’t like to?

32. Which position in Rammstein do you find the hardest to be? (for example: the frontman, drummer, bassist etc.)

probably frontman, lots and lots of pressure, most eyes are probably on them, they have to use most dangerous props and move a lot, so it takes a physical toll as well.

33. If you could have one of the members with you in school/work to protect you from evil, who would you take?

oh damn, that’s an interesting one. Richard, Is love to have him around.

34. If you were in one of the boys position, would you feel awkward or strange when you see your face on a giant poster?

of course, I’d hate it, probably. after sometime tho, I’d get used to it.

35. Would you Flake dance with Flake on stage?

if only I could dance like him haha, but I’d love to try!

36. Do you think any of the songs are underrated or overrated and why?

obviously I think Du hast is a tad overrated, as for underrated - Nebel, Adios, Hilf mir, Dalai Lama, just off the top of my head.

37. Who of the members would make the best breakfast?

I’m gonna go with Ollie, he’s so stoic and always in great shape.

38. Would you like them to make a song in your native language? (If they haven’t already)

hm, Till made an intro to polish edition of Sehnsucht and it was very sweet to hear it, but I don’t think so, no. if it was like in Ausländer, one or two words, sure, but I never want to get over the excitement of Till speaking Polish haha.

39. Which Rammstein couple combinations do you ship?

I don’t I mean I love all the sweet moments they share, but I get a bit uncomfortable when people make it out to be a bigger thing than it is. of course I love to joke around about their bromances, but it’s as far as it gets tbh.

40. Would you join Richard in his spray tanning hour?

I mean, damn, I love being pale-ish, but we’d have to be barely clothed while in there, right...?

RIGHT...?

41. What Rammstein possession are you most fond of? (merchandise, album or other)

probably the Völkerball photo album, I love it. I particularly like to go to the index and search for pictures from Poland, it makes me very emotional.

42. Favorite song performed live?

Heirate mich or Was ich liebe.

43. Would you dare to touch Frau Schneider’s hair?

I’d beg her to allow me to.

44. Rammstein with beard? Yes/No

yes, except from Richard and Flake.

45. Which of the members would be the best for playing video games with?

Paulie or Ollie.

46. Red haired Rammstein or blonde Rammstein?

oh shit oh fuck, I’m gonna go with blonde just because red tips Rammstein>redhead Rammstein.

47. Favorite interview with one or all Rammstein members?

Viva Jam 1998, still have a copy on my computer, it’s my first and favorite interview.

48. Would you Till hammer with Till on stage?

what are these questions, of course I would.

49. Your favorite feature in each member?

Paul: smile creases Schneider: smile! Flake: I love his whole face, it’s so calming Till: eyes and lips, can’t choose Oliver: his chest and him being a friggin giant Richard: tummy and lisp (I hope it can be considered a feature)

50. If you could write a letter to Rammstein what would you write?

some cheesy shit I will not share here.

I tag @amura @gay-pengy @beauty-at-matrix @naraism @followthecreeper

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Taylor Swift's first and last concert of 2017

Sitting backstage in her dressing room with her cats, Taylor Swift was Instagramming videos of them while listening to her fans chanting “Taylor! Taylor!” Right before they started she could have heard DJ and good friend Ruby Rose calling out from her turntables inside the 62,500 foot pop up club (yup, they make em that big and it will be gone as quickly as it went up) in Houston “If you guys screen loud enough, Taylor will hear you.”

Moments later she emerged to see 9,000 over excited and screaming fans and performed a very tight and packed seventeen song set. She even granted her fans two surprises with two songs never performed before.

Swift gave a blowout performance leaving everything she had on the stage. With good reason, as it looks like this was her first and final concert of 2017.

It’s actually a smart move after the rough year of publicity she had in 2016 where fans began seeing a different side of the singer/songwriter. The more business savvy one and not the young woman who wants to be your best friend one. Taking this sabbatical will help fans miss her and forget all those misses like Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleston, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

“Taylor’s a smart woman, and even she knows she let herself get overexposed, ” a long-time pr pro said. “When a celebrity heads into the land of overexposure, fans begin to take them for granted and begin to notice their flaws. When you disappear for a period of time, it gives them a chance to miss you and forget those flaws that were shown.”

Here’s the highlights from her pre-Super Bowl 51 show.

Going It Alone “I don’t want you to think Zayn is going to come out, because he’s definitely not,” Swift immediately cautioned while introducing “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever,” her Fifty Shades Darker collaboration with the One Direction alum. “I saw a lot of phones go up in the air. The only one you have here is me, I’m so sorry.” The crowd didn’t seem to mind, helping Taylor out with the oh-oh-ohs during her stripped-down take on the steamy song.

Little Big Taylor Another live debut was “Better Man,” the Hot Country Songs No. 1 that Swift wrote for Nashville quartet Little Big Town. Not only has she never performed it live, we’ve never heard her sing it ever. Swift made epic use of her background singers for the performance, having them join her out on the circular stage and creating her own vocal group, a la LBT. “I never really knew what it would feel like to hear my song on the radio and have someone else singing it. Turns out, it feels awesome,” she said before the song. “I feel really grateful to the artists who have decided to record the things that I have written. The one drawback is just that you don’t really get to hear the crowd sing the songs back to you.” This intro also led into an acoustic take on Calvin Harris and Rihanna’s “This Is What You Came For,” which she famously wrote with her EDM ex.

On Theme There’s a Taylor Swift song for every occasion — even Super Bowl. “I figured you guys are going to be watching football, and I wrote a song when I was 16 that features, like, cheer captains and bleachers, and I don’t know, I felt like it might be appropriate to play tonight,” she said to introduce her 2008 crossover smash “You Belong With Me.” “I mean, it’s really old, but…”

Grammys Flashback For Swift’s last concert, at October’s Formula 1 U.S. Grand Prix in Austin, Texas, she apparently faked out a few fans when her bedazzled white grand piano rolled out onstage. “When I sat down at the piano, a lot of people were chanting the name of a song I haven’t played in a long time. You know what I’m talking about?” she asked, referencing her famous hair-flipping 2014 Grammys performance of the Red track “All Too Well” behind the keys. “So I figured that next time I was in Texas, if you wanted to hear ‘All Too Well,’ I would play it.” And so she did, re-creating the hair-eography that made the original performance so memorable (and meme-able).

Parking Lot to Paradise When Swift’s multi-year deal with AT&T was announced back in October, one of the most exciting aspects of the partnership was the promised Super Saturday Night performance, portions of which will stream on DIRECTV’s Taylor Swift NOW at later dates (so don’t worry if you didn’t have the golden ticket in Houston). And the fact that the Club Nomadic venue — which also hosted Bruno Mars, The Chainsmokers and more artists over the past few days — was constructed out of thin air allowed for a lot of customization. “Literally, this was a parking lot in October,” Roger Hyde, DIRECTV/AT&T Entertainment Group SVP of creative services, told Billboard before Saturday’s party. “It literally was nothing. All they wanted was that it had a nice view of downtown Houston, and it had good access, and we had the opportunity to build something this big. Knowing what [Swift’s] folks wanted to do as far as the stage was concerned, we could build it around her. It’s literally a custom environment. It’s very intimate — as big as it is, it’s very intimate. No matter where you are, you’ll feel very close to her. And no matter what camera angle you see the footage from, there will be fans in the foreground and the background. She’s going to be surrounded by her greatest fans.” That setup included a video screen that spanned the entire stage, a circular platform in the middle of a sea of her supporters and a few well-timed bursts of pyro that kicked up the already-hot performance.

Only 2017 Show? Did Texas once again score Swift’s only show of the year? Last year, her Grand Prix performance in Austin was her one-and-only live event of 2016. And she seems to think this could be it for this year — at least for now. “I have to be really honest with you about something: As far as I know, I’m doing one show in 2017. And as far as I know, this is that one show,” she said to wild cheers. “So what I’m trying to tell you is, by coming here tonight, you’re essentially attending 100 percent of my tour dates for the year, so thank you! You’re the crowd in my most recent daydreams, when I’m thinking about being onstage, so I was wondering: If you don’t feel like dancing for yourself or screaming for yourself, you don’t feel in the mood or whatever, you’re like stressed out, would you do it for me tonight?”

Speaking of Dancing… Anyone who has watched a music awards show in the past five years knows Swift loves nothing more than to get her groove on. So we all knew how this party had to end. “Houston, would you like to dance?” she asked before her final number “Shake It Off” left fans dancing out the doors and into the crisp Houston night.

Taylor Swift’s set list for AT&T Presents DIRECTV NOW Super Saturday Night: New Romantics 22 Blank Space I Knew You Were Trouble Style I Don’t Wanna Live Forever You Belong With Me This Is What You Came For Better Man Red We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Love story All Too Well Enchanted/Wildest Dreams medley Bad Blood Out of the Woods Shake It Off

  Taylor Swift’s pre-Super Bowl concert broke some news: She announced it may be her only concert of this year; she performed for the smallest number of fans in some time – 9,000 people is intimate for this pop star – and she sang her newest single live for the first time.

She also made some references to football during the 90-minute show, telling the crowd about her early country-turned-pop hit, “You Belong With Me,” with lyrics about high school cheerleaders, bleachers and boys.

“I felt like it might be appropriate,” she said.

Swift rocked the night at Club Nomadic – starting late Saturday and ending early Sunday morning – wearing a sheer, short Versace dress and fresh bangs.

The 27-year-old mostly performed songs from her Grammy-winning 2014 album “1989” and 2012’s “Red,” including pop smashes like “Shake It Off,” ”Blank Space,” ”Bad Blood,” ”Style,” ”We Are Never Getting Back Together,” ”22″ and “I Knew You Were Trouble.”

“It’s good to be in Houston, Texas tonight,” she yelled.

She worked the stage from the left to right, and strutted up the middle platform to sing closely to her feverish fans at the annual DIRECTV NOW Super Saturday Night – where past performers include Justin Timberlake and Rihanna.

“I swear you don’t. You don’t want it,” Swift said after fans begged for the towel she used to wipe the sweat from her forehead.

Swift also debuted the live performance of “I Don’t Want to Live Forever,” her Top 5 duet with former One Direction member Zayn from the “Fifty Shades Darker” soundtrack.

The crowd – full of Swift’s fans 18 and over – roared loudly, in hopes Zayn would appear. “He’s definitely not (here),” she assured them.

But she asked the audience to sing along, as she stripped the song to acoustic form, strumming her guitar.

She also slowed things down when performing songs she wrote for others – saying it was one of her biggest accomplishments of the last year. She sang a soft version “This Is What I Came For,” the EDM hit she wrote with former boyfriend Calvin Harris (Rihanna’s vocals are on the original). Swift also sang “Better Man,” a recent No.1 country hit she wrote for Grammy-winning group Little Big Town.

Swift’s last tour was a stadium trek with 60,000 seats. The singer, who won the album of the year Grammy last year for her first official pop album “1989,” said the pre-Super Bowl show would likely be her only one this year.

“As far as I know I’m only doing one show in 2017, and as far as I know, this is that show,” she said. “You are attending 100 percent of my tour dates.”

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-17-2020)

XPWEW Friday Night PYRO

Episode: 435

Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST

Location: The Barracks in Los Angeles, California

(Friday Night PYRO Intro)

- THE SET enters accompanying Jake Awesome (in ring gear) who's ready to answer the challenge he accepted that All Woman wanted a 1 on 1 match against him tonight under the stipulation he had both hands tied behind his back during the match which he reluctantly accepted to his chagrin. Some may think All Woman is crazy for challenging the near 7 footer to a match even Halo adorned injured All Man was apprehensive to her challenge but here we go. Ruckus, Myron, Kotto, Jordan, Siaka & Chirssy Rivera all join him outside the ring donning the chain pendants Jake gifted to them last week, shining gleaming 24 karat gold chains .

- All Woman enters confidently and defiantly with a Singapore Cane in her hand and she walks to the ring like a samurai ready for battle with her husband The All Man behind her telling her "You don't have to do this, Please re-think this decision. All Woman doesn't break her staredown with "The Mammoth" and steps in the ring. Referee Kevin Madrox will be officiating this unique contest. Referee Kevin Madrox then presents the rope and ties both wrists of Jake Awesome behind his back and Jake obliges with no issue and even asks Madrox to pull on the rope to test the tightness. Jake even hollers "Fair" across the ring towards All Woman and she remains silent. Jake then turns over to The Set all standing at ringside behind Jake snickering a laugh. All Man is at ringside wearing his Halo back brace.

(On the July 3rd edition of Friday Night Pyro in response to Jake getting The Set's Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil a tag team title shot, He effectively threw All Man off the stage which resulted in a spinal cord injury. That explains why he is in the brace. All Man & All Woman had to relinquish the XPWEW Tag Team Titles last week)

The match begins with Jake playing mind games with All Woman for a brief moment but as soon as the bell rings All Woman whacks Jake Awesome with the cane off his chest and off the top of his back. Jake eats the shots and shakes them off with ease all with a sick smile on his face. She hesitates in shock for a second then starts whacking him at the top of his head. Slowly. Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack and after the fourth stiff shot on the head Jake then big boots All Woman over and knocks her backward. All Woman falls outside the ring, Jake with both hands tied gets a running go and hits a signature Suicide Dive over the top rope with both his hands tied which is an amazing site in it's own right as he floats like a Gisele over the ropes to the floor and connects on All Woman. He then rolls back into which she follows and lays in the corner of the ring, Jake presses his boot into her chin downed in the corner bottom turnbuckle and starts violently stomping her stomach over and over until she starts coughing in agony. At a certain point All Man can't watch his wife get trampled any longer and he gingerly walks up the steps all the while wearing his Halo Neck Brace, He is able to stand up right in the ring. Jake salivates looking at All Man who slowly steps forward up to Jake and Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil of The Set roll in the ring at this point surrounding The All Man. Jordan Oliver runs in and with a pocket knife cuts the rope holding Jake's wrists together. Jake then stares up the All Man's brace. And in one of the most shocking moments in Friday Night Pyro history Jake then grabs the Halo and violently shakes it and shoves All Man over, All Woman from behind goes to attack and Jake hits a devastating clothesline then picks her up for the Awesome Bomb and the 1-2-3. All Woman then starts coughing up blood from her mouth. Such a gripping segment. Jake Awesome is a sick bastard for his actions tonight on the former XPWEW Tag Team Champions.

(Jake Awesome has both hands tied behind his back)

XPWEW International Championship

M1: Jake Awesome (c) (w/ The Set) def. All Woman (w/ All Man)

As The Set walks up the ramp Romeo Roselli walks past them and acts like he's about to deck Awesome but The Set stares him and Romeo sees the numbers game is not in his odds, Romeo then runs down to the ring with the EMTs as they assist All Man and All Woman and give them urgent medical attention after that malicious assault at the hands of the XPWEW International Champion: Jake Awesome (what a insane moment)

Backstage: Doxy Deity is complimenting a woman that we can not see because of the camera angle. "You proved yourself as a solo talent the other night but now it's time to give you that Network TV debut. This is gonna be good y'know for the culture haha Viva La Raza"

- GG enters

1 on 1

M2: Romeo Roselli def. GG

In ring segment: Doxy Deity introduces her new best friend! The 1st ever ABA Women's Champion: Thunder Rosa. Lotus enters the ring and says Thunder Rosa can do all that she wants in the minor leagues but here we shoot for the fence, and I'm the best in this ring and on this mic. Doxy, show me what you got

1 on 1

# 1 Contendership Match for the XPWEW Women's Title at ALL OR NOTHING 2020

M3: Doxy Deity (w/ Thunder Rosa) def. Lotus

The match reaches its climax when Thunder Rosa distracts Mike Chioda giving Doxy a roll up victory in which she uses her feet off the bottom rope for momentum in a classic heel tactic and just like that Doxy is the # 1 contender for the XPWEW Women's Championship

- Vignette: ABA Champion: The Mexican Luchador: El Demonio is coming

Kaitlyn Khoas and Nick Simmonds at the commentary desk inform us tonight! Leonard McGraw vs Golden Bryce and the winner will face Ruckus for the XPWEW World Heavyweight Title in a match stipulation of their choosing at All or Nothing. But tonight The Set's Ruckus, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil will be in 6 man tag action against the team Garrett Thompson, The Marauder Simon Gotch & Champagne Clausen! Plus; General Manager Troy Clausen has announced official that at ALL OR NOTHING 2020 there will be a 10 man Case Your Luck Ladder Match

- Audrey Carbine enters

- Priscilla Kelly enters

20 Minute Submission Match Challenge

XPWEW Women's Championship on the line

M4: Priscilla Kelly def. Death Machine Audrey Carbine

Nearly the same result as last week's 10 minute challenge, Audrey dominates the majority of the match but this time Priscilla simply outlasts Audrey and after the match Priscilla goes for a handshake but quickly pivots and grabs Audrey's crotch (reminiscent of Mickie James and Trish Stratus at WM22) then slaps Carbine.

- Joe Gacy then comes down and slaps Carbine in the face, Carbine slaps Gacy, Gacy slaps Carbine, Carbine slaps Gacy and they go back and forth forever until the music of THE SET's Jordan Oliver hits

- Jordan Oliver enters with Siaka Lexoni

Siaka Lexoni: Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine y'all weird, y'all very very very unusual infact but listen everybody move different all I'm saying is you best move out the way because at ALL OR NOTHING. Those vacant XPWEW Tag Team Titles are coming to Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil so you best stay out the way.

- Gacy and Audrey Carbine leave through an exit over the guardrail. They both flip off Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver

- Jordan "I've been Juniorweight Champion for 341 days, Can't nobody beat the kid and I'm gonna beat Alveno La Flare for the 341st time right now"

- Alveno La Flare enters

1 on 1

XPWEW Juniorweight Championship

M5: Jordan Oliver (w/ Siaka Lexoni) vs Alveno La Flare ends in a tie when they both can' answer a 10 count from Referee Mike Chioda and thus it's a draw however Jordan Oliver is still the XPWEW Juniorweight Champion

Backstage: James Westerbeck interviews Leonard McGraw

James: "Leonard, You've never fought Golden Bryce one on one. What are your thoughts tonight?"

Leonard: *spits in tobacco cup* "What kind of a STUPID question is that, What do you think my thoughts are James? I wanna win, Golden Bryce loses alot, Well I win a little bit more than I lose, I don't care what happens to Golden Bryce. If anything he needs to go away. All he's done for the last 9 months is piss and moan damn son maybe you was the one that was pregnant that whole time. God damn" *spits in tobacco cup

Backstage: Troy Clausen speaking with Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam in his office

Garrett: Mr. Clausen, Me and Ethan have won 4 straight matches why aren't we involved in the tag team hunt?

Troy: I got a plan, You see on the 26th at ALL OR NOTHING it's gonna be an opportunity. Garrett you got 12% chance of winning the Case Your Luck briefcase. It's going to be Garrett Thompson vs Romeo Roselli vs Champagne Clausen vs Simon Gotch vs Jake Awesome vs Jordan Oliver vs Alveno La Flare & The loser of Leonard McGraw vs Golden Bryce tonight, Those 8 people are going to compete for the Case Your Luck briefcase

Ethan Bedlam: Wait..what about me?

Troy: No no no Ethan...

Ethan Bedlam: Bedlam?..

Troy: Bed lump! Yeah Ethan Bed Lump I have a plan for you as well just uh keep watching the vignettes that air on Pyro and that'll be your hint.

- THE SET enters XPWEW World Champ Ruckus with Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil and following them is Jake Awesome, Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni

- Ethan Bedlam enters with Garrett Thompson

- Champagne Clausen enters

- "The Marauder" Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon

Six Man Tag Team Match

M6: The Set (Ruckus, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) def. Ethan Bedlam (w/ Garrett Thompson), Champagne Clausen & Simon Gotch (w/ Mandy Leon)

[The fall occurs when Myron Reed hits the Hot Fire on Ethan Bedlam for the 1-2-3

Ruckus post match and sweaty cuts a promo "I AM THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! Been the best since C-Z Dub and put that on THE SET!"

- Ruckus joins commentary with Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds. The Set sits around in desk chairs too so it's crowded around the booth (Jake, Jordan, Siaka, Myron, Kotto & Chrissy)

- Golden Bryce enters

- Leonard McGraw enters

1 on 1

# 1 Contendership Match for Ruckus' XPWEW World Title and will choose the stipulation at ALL OR NOTHING 2020 on July 26th, 2020

M7: Leonard McGraw def. Golden Bryce

(After the match: Leonard McGraw grabs the mic "I've been thinking about what match I was gonna pick all damn week. So I heard you were the best in ring performer right? Your fast? Your quick? Your spry? Your sneaky? Your built to last? Your Duralast? Well you slick sum bitch, All y'all might wanna SET DOWN for this one. Because at ALL R NOTHING, that's a damn catchy name because you can't run and hide in this one. You versus Me. July 26th. Do you got what it takes to go Sixty Minutes? Well do ya? Do ya you yellow bellied sum bitch? Leonard McGraw versus Ruckus at All or Nothing in an Ironman match. I'll see you there you short prick.) Show ends

[dylanissicc]

Friday Night Pyro

October 4th, 2019

Greenville, South Carolina

* Bon Secours Wellness Arena

Opening Segment: World Champion Jake Awesome bursts out of the backstage curtain with lots of energy and plays up to the excitement of this extra hot crowd tonight. Jake soaks up the crowd for a moment longer than normal and eventually grabs a mic and says “Greenville South Carolina!!!!!* Crowd Pop^

“Friday Night PIE ROW!!!!!! ^Big Pop

Jake: The wrestling world has been set a blaze. Thank you AEW. Thank you FOX Network because this right here, this building, this promotion! Is the hottest thing going today and no matter how Box office it gets or how elite it can go the wrestling world still wants to know where is the PYRO and it’s right here!!!!!!!!

Jake: Last week I was challenged by the new Juniorweight Champion of the world Jordan Oliver ^Crowd Boos^

Jake: *points mic towards crowd*

Jake: Survey says....I’m about to catch a charge in Greenville for beating a minor. Jordan, get your punk ass out here

*drops mic*

Jordan Oliver music plays

^Will Ollafub enters^ Oliver lags behind with the Juniorweight Title around his neck

Ollafub: Jake, Jordan Oliver just doesn’t fall for silly gimmicks. My client needs rest. My client needs*Oliver grabs mic from Ollafub mid sentence*

Oliver: Willy. I got this. Listen close Jacob. Last week I approached you like a grown man. I walked in between those ropes and I called you a 6 foot 9 inch bum. And one week later I couldn’t agree with myself more. Jake you washed up homie. You pushin’ 30. I’m gonna be young forever. I’m gonna be the biggest star this company has ever seen and all these broke boys in Greenville South Carolina know that that’s why they can’t stannnnnd me. ^Crowd boos^

Jake: I think I agree with all the fine people of South Carolina. Matter of fact I got a gift for all the people here tonight and Jordan this gift even applies to you. How about your shut your mouth and do this. Tonight I’m going to put the XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship on the line against you! Under the condition that you put that up!

*Crowd Pops*

Oliver: Jake you pushing 30 in age. Homie you pushing 300 in weight. You have absolutely no business holding this title.

Jake: Well sane to you. I may be pushing 260 pounds nowadays but if you think you can ever win this title, you ain’t even pushing 180 pounds. Jordan I doubt you could even lift this title with both hands. So are you gonna stand there like a bitch clutching some gold like you ain’t had none yet, Or are you going to put that title on the line. I mean if it’s champion versus champion; What’s the point. Greenville if you would treat me to chanting “Asshole” at this man’s

Crowd chants ASSHOLE..ASSHOLE..ASSHOLE

(Ollafub starts shaking no to Oliver thinking)

Oliver: You got it. I’m putting my Juniorweight Title up

*Crowd Pops*

Jake: The hell with waiting half an hour. You look ready. You aren’t a bitch you said so let’s do this right now. Ring the bell.

Jordan Oliver storms down fastly to the ring and then gets on the apron..Jake is leaning forward ready to battle and Oliver jumps back down and walks up the ramp to a chorus of boos from the crowd

Jake grabs a mic

Jake: Woah Woah Woah are you serious.

Oliver: *no mic* (mouthing words) I’ma do this match on my own time pimpin’

You don’t control me

Jake: You Lucky son of a bitch, You think your slick but ima see you later tonight

*XPWEW Appalachia commercial*

Music: Man of Constant Sorrow theme

+ Regina Clausen joins commentary and talks about her new found friendship and alliance with Amy “Primetime” Lee

M1: Amy Lee & GG defeat Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni

After the match: Regina Clausen raises the hand of Amy Lee and says with the raw power of Primetime it will lead her to her first gold in XPWEW; Women’s Champ Doxy Deity enters to a nice pop and begins our next match

M2: Doxy Deity defeats Regina Clausen w/ Amy Lee (at ringside)

During the match Rosemary comes down to the ring and interferes in the match long enough to pluck a hair off the head of Doxy (probably to assist in the voodoo doll of her they revealed last week on PYRO.)

Kiera Hogan watches from the ramp However does not interfere

Backstage: All Man putting ice on his still injured left leg from falling off that ladder two weeks ago at Anarchy Rules

All Woman looks at him and says “So when do you plan on using this briefcase, exactly”

All Man: “Why? I have like 9 months left”

All Woman: “I don’t think you’ve been aggressive as you were when you first won. Like when you stood up to The Rock that was really admiring and now your nursing 2 week old wounds that you suffered from no offense Ms. Ryu who couldn’t wrestle her way out of a paper bag”

All Man: What is that suppose to mean? I’m hurt! My leg hurts every time I move it. This briefcase guarantees. Guarantees that I will be the World Heavyweight Champion. It guarantees it, Trust me All Woman I wont “Brodie Croyle” this situation.

Brodie Croyle turns around and heard that

Croyle: You won’t what?

All Man: I said I won’t ....Soak...these Boils. I gotta soak the boils. I got boils. On my leg. Underneath this cast. Bad rash. Big red bulbous....boils. I know it sounded like I said Brodie Croyle but I said “Soak these Boils.

Croyle: I’ll see ya out there *slaps All Man’s legs*

All Man: Owwwww!

All Woman: Your gonna have to man up and if you don’t cash that briefcase in soon then consider this partnership....Over.

M3: Brodie Croyle defeats All Man

After the match: All Woman looks visibly disappointed in the All Man’s losing effort tonight, All Woman says “I want that world title All Man, Win it for me...*All Man nods affectionately* As in do it right now

*Jake Awesome enters*

{All Man looks baffled that All Woman is kind of forcing him to cash in on a fresh Jake Awesome}

Awesome storms down the ramp and is hype and All Man looks at All Woman and acts like he’s about to do it

All Man starts amping himself up, stomping the ring, slapping his briefcase

_All Man sucks out of the ring

*Golden Bryce / Dr. Disrespect Twitch Ad

Interview with Nick Simmonds: Referee Danny Coleman announces “I know Troy Clausen might wanna hear this, I still plan on getting MY revenge at the pay-per-view coming up on the 20th of the month. I have official word that Romey Zelli gave *points at self* Me! Champagne Clausen will get a world title match. However I will be the special guests referee.

Troy Clausen enters

What’s up homie. I’ve been doing time in the state penn, I’ve been swimming with sharks while you collect a check at home away from doing what you love Daniel. What you love is refereeing for this promotion

-Jacques Dudley enters

Troy why don’t you...........

Jacques is awestruck by the grill in Troy’s mouth

........

Champagne Clausen enters

- What?

- It’s called a grill and Jacques you keep finding your way into my business I’ll rearrange yours.

- Jacques Dudley attacks Champagne Clausen and they get into a complete brawl until Freight Train grabs Jacques and drags him to the ring for our next I guess impromptu matchup

Freight Traun “Jack Dudley you think you real smart being mean to my friend Champagne Clausen, need to get ya French behind in the rang fore I thump ya”

- Jacques counters into a unique walking on the guardrail move then jumping onto the apron into a moonsault

M4: Jacques Dudley defeats Freight Train

After the match Troy Clausen nails Jacques with a champagne bottle

Troy Clausen grabs a mic “is this what you wanna do Jacques. You wanna make me go back to the man I am. The man I scared the entire Harrison County Prison with my rage........I’ve had it with youuuuu

7 years you’ve been a constant thorn in my side and now my family’s side

Jacques try’s to get up and attack Troy

Amy Lee, Freight Train and Regina Clausen hold him down

Now what I’m about to say has been a LOOOOOONG time coming

It’s gonna be Appalachia. Welch, West By God Damn Virginia

Troy Clausen

Versus

Jacques Dudley

No! Holds! Barred!

I’m gonna embarrass you but just Incase you wanna try to embarrass me I’m going to embarrass you first

Troy: Son, Get the tables

*Pop from crowd*

Champagne Clausen gets the table

Amy Lee acts as Buh Buh and Champagne acts as D-Von and they hit the 3D on Jacques through the table

Commercial: Lockdown 7 countdown

Backstage: Masato Tanaka tells Golden Bryce that maybe his world title aspirations are a little too soon but good luck in tournament match tonight against Joe Gacy

M5: Leonard McGraw & Dragon Kid w/ Ms. Ryu at ringside Defeat Alveno LaFlare & 3M Ultra

{Alveno ofcourse substituting in for M3 Quintillo Who was injured at the hands of Joe Gacy at Anarchy Rules}

Skype Interview Audrey Carbine says she’s still hurt from going thru the Clausen-Mobile at Anarchy Rules from the hands of Amy Lee but she will return October 20th at Appalachia and seek revenge against Lee & Regina Clausen. Beware.

M6: Priscilla Kelly defeats Lola Starr

Slayer joins commentary

M7: International Title Tournament

Golden Bryce defeats Joe Gacy

{Gacy goes for the yellow mist, Bryce ducks in the nick of time, scoops Gacy up for a supreme-plex and then hits the Kamakamahe spear for the 1-2-3

*Slayer stands on the commentary booth and grabs the mic and cuts a damn good scathing promo calling Golden Bryce a man in limbo; A man who’s lost. A man without a country. Golden Bryce, you have a child on the way entering this world and I’m going to leave you malignant after I advance in this tournament cause I think Jacques is going to be easy pickings.

*Bryce responds quick*

Hold up what you say to me

Because it sounded like you said you was gonna Whoop my ass

Slayer I know we ain’t been formerly greeted but I am not a pushover and I ain’t for a damn second gonna let you get the best of me. I hope. You advance. I hope I get a chance. Get it. Got it. Good........

MAIN EVENT TIME

Champion vs Champion

Both titles are on the line !

XPWEW World Title & Juniorweight Title

M8: Jake Awesome vs Jordan Oliver

*Insanf Fuckin’ Classic of a match*

{During the match All Woman comes down running with the CYL briefcase pushing All Man in a wheelchair down the ramp and amps him up to cash in on an ^at the moment this happened^ A prone Jake Awesome.

All Man gets in the ring and stomachs up the courage to hand the new head referee

Kevin Madrox. **Out of nowhere** Leonard McGraw hits a devastating clothesline from hell on All Man and the match gets called a Disqualification by Referee Kevin Madrox and the crowd boos the outcome. Ollafub gathers the Juniorweight Title to a near KO’d Jordan Oliver and then in the crowd Eddie Edwards disguised as a fan snatches Ollafub and yanks him over the guardrail and locks him in the crossface. Oliver scampers with his belt like a coward while Awesome comes to the aid of Ollafub in a way not to help Ollafub but to get more shots in on Edwards who assaulted his little brother Casey Alfonso some weeks back. Jake Awesome starts punching Edwards until he scampers away on his own avoiding Awesome’s ambush.

{Dust settles}

Crowd pauses only to cheer a still standing and still world champion Jake Awesome

{Awesome grabs his title and jumps the rail}

Awesome slowly looks back and sees a destroyed Ollafub

Awesome motions to the crowd and says audibly “Should I get him Greenville?”

**Crowd Pop**

Awesome pulls Ollafub over the guardrail and hits the awesome bomb on him through the announcers table but it does. not. break.

Awesome then does it again which it doesn’t break again.

Awesome then carries a near KO’d Will Ollafub up to the top rope and hits an amazing super awesome bomb thru the table *it finally breaks* and still lands on his feet and the crowd goes absolutely berserk

{Show Ends}