#my ass is a dumptruck

[gurbs-blurbs]

We made pants to go with my jacket

I have not tried them on yet but when I do I will do a photo shoot.

Lyrics are from

By @narcissistcookbook

Also for a funny haha both the narcissist cookbook and bug hunter are going on tour and I found a haha funni

Yes I bought it and yes I am going to drive this bad boy around.

Go listen it's good

In honor of that I made this shirt

Though it might be funny

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Spock My Ass is a Dump Truck Fan Cam

[ylceon]

she works too hard

[skelerangart]

Trust me, I just play RE4 for the gameplay

[still-july]

storytime!

i got soundmap recently (thanks to my lovely mutual @srosehh) and it's been super fun collecting songs. and there are these artist quests, where if you complete them you get a random song from that artist's discography. and i collect enough songs that fit the criteria to get a random The Narcissist Cookbook song. and i'm sitting there so excited because i want to get one of my favorite songs, songs that are deep and have made me cry and feel things. maybe I'll get NOT ENTIRELY ALONE or Functional Poetry or the Simplest Words! and i open the lootbox. and this is the song that i get:

thanks so much soundmap

[roach-works]

when i shift this hearse into reverse you better clear a path

firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself publicly, then send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🫶🏼✨ shhhh this is an anonymous ask. shhh.

1 -my ass is a dumptruck

2 -my thighs are also dumptrucks

3 -i don't play nice

4 -got that low center of gravity

5 -i don't ever slip on ice

[babygirlmickey]

[solradguy]

I showed my mom the HOS stickers today and the first thing she did was zoom in on his fat ass and say "he's got some legs on him!"

[hercarisntyours]

my stupid cheese cats

[bisexual-kelsier]

There was a roadrunner in the parking lot of my workplace and the excitement quickly devolved into the worst meme I’ve ever made. Unfortunately, I think it’s very funny and have to plaster it everywhere.

[f1shxx]

six sex gets it guys

[birchbow]

Gamzee seems pretty well liked by younger fleet members - I mean, what’s not to like, he’s super duper friendly by troll standards! Is he generally viewed as kind of a “catch” as a diamond? Not necessarily to the extent that he’s got people swooning over him like Karkat’s students are crushing on Karkat - though heck, maybe he does have a lot of admirers! But when Karkat’s students see Gamzee and Karkat as moirails together, personal preferences aside, is it generally perceived as the pale version of seeing a really hot couple and thinking, “godddd why are they both so hot???”

I mean listen. Listen. This is such an id-fic, you think I'm NOT going to immediately slam the CANON ACCEPTED button on "hey is everybody jealous and flustered around your favorite character/ship because of how hot and desirable they are?" lol ofc I'm on board.

Probably there's also a sharp divide on who thinks Gamzee or Karkat is attractive pale based on what side of them they see and what the person's own inclinations are--some of the people are seeing Gamzee being a chill, laughing, friendly dude and being like "ohhh man he could chill me out" and some of them are seeing him go apeshit like he does sometimes and going "I could fix that 👀💦♦️" (Verato I'm looking at you).

[nicolegendary]

btw stxi still goes hard for me personally, im sorry to say

[warriorfujoshi]

ummm for sergey saturday this week you get their girlfriendboyfriend. that counts as sergey lore oh yes it does

[hormonecyborg]

after a brief and unexpected bout of testing, i can confirm that the transparent stand accompanying the HGBD 1/144 Gundam AGEII Magnum SV ver. is not compatible with a 1/1 human model, and should not be used with your 1/1 human models, despite the connector being the correct shape. remember, incorrect use can damage the stand and the model!!