#my angel neji

[sanjiaftersex]

name : Uzumaki Naruto

profession : full-time cutie patootie

[tanjir0se]

HERE I'VE BEEN BLISSFULLY BLOGGING MY NARUTO SHIPPUDEN JOURNEY WHY THE F U CK DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME ABOUT GAARA GOD DAMN IT that's my beautiful fucking BOY what do you ME A N EPISODE 16 IS CALLED THE DEATH OF GAARA WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

[mishellii]

♢ᴘᴇᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇꜱ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ♢

naruto, sasuke, shikamaru, kiba, shino, neji, iruka & kakashi

a/n: sooo,, i SHOUld be working on my uni essays and on the bf!neji texts BUT this had been sitting in my notes app for a while so i decided to post it ;D (the neji texts will come soon i promise). some are longer, some are shorter for which i apologise,,,,,, please ignore typos, i can't spell & enjoy MWUAH

likes & reblogs appreciated <3

warnings: some NSFW parts! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT! :) also not proofread as usual

masterlist

♢ɴᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ ᴜᴢᴜᴍᴀᴋɪ♢

✿oh my baby boy

❀first off: angel. 100%.

✿because u are his angel u feel me

❀he can't go a day without telling u

✿then also just the basic baby

❀but mostly when he wants something from u or he's apologising for dumb stuff he's done

✿puppy eyes and all

❀and also during sexy time

✿it's his most used name for u there

✿fight me on this

❀big on his own self made nicknames for u

✿for instance: u fell down the stairs once?

❀"hey, stairs, how you doin'"

✿and just silly ones like: boo, pookie, apple of my eye

❀he's weird like that c'mon we been knew

♢ꜱᴀꜱᴜᴋᴇ ᴜᴄʜɪʜᴀ♢

✿now this guy is a wild card

❀he'd prefer ur name through & through

✿but he'd slip in a casual babe sometimes which makes ur knees weak obviously

❀because he barely ever calls u that

✿if ur married he'd only call you his wife

❀doesn't even let you answer questions on your own sometimes just so he can hit them with

❀"well, MY WIFE, thinks you suck ass, so.."

✿during sex he can be quiet mean 

❀I DONT THINK in the derogatory way but more in a teasing way

✿"c'mon, sweetheart, look at me."

❀when ur just about to black out??

✿but like i said 

❀not big on pet names but he'll use them more often if he knows u enjoy it <3

♢ꜱʜɪᴋᴀᴍᴀʀᴜ ɴᴀʀᴀ♢

✿pretty

❀just pretty bro.

✿not ALL THE TIME, especially not in public as i don't think he's big on PDA

❀but in the comfort of ur own 4 walls? definitely

✿now don't HATE ME for this but,,,

❀woman. and brat.

✿but only in petty situations, like when ur scolding his lazy ass and he hits u with a "go easy on me, woman, i just woke up."

❀or u've been going on his nerves while he's working

✿,,i'm busy, brat.''

❀in bed tho???

✿love or doll

❀i'm almost CERTAIN.

✿like,, can u imagine?? in his dumb fucking charming voice ???

❀PFFF i'm on my knees 

♢ᴋɪʙᴀ ɪɴᴜᴢᴜᴋᴀ♢

✿now this fucker

❀teasing names through & through

✿ur shorter than him? 

❀"hey, shortie, need help?"

✿ur taller than him?

❀"hey, giant, how's the weather up there?"

✿he's a DICK ok (affectionately ofc)

❀but he can be sweet too i promise

✿he's having fun with calling u bunny during sex or simply baby 

❀also ???? "okay, boss." when he's been annoying u all day and u finally snap at him?

✿he's a menace with nicknames i'm telling u

♢ꜱʜɪɴᴏ ᴀʙᴜʀᴀᴍᴇ♢

✿you probably guessed it and bully me if you'd like but,,,

❀bug or lovebug

✿come oooon he loves his bugs AND he loves you?? it fits PERFECTLY

❀not one to do it infront of other people either but in your private space he just wouldn't stop calling you one of these

✿i also see him using the regular honey but the abbreviation so hun because it's short and sweet and he doesn't like those long ass names

❀apologies if ur name is long LMAO mine is too tho

✿takes the hun into the bedroom but prefers a gentle love while having sex

❀shino's not a sweet talker in my mind, but the pet names make up for it FOSHOU

✿ALSO big brain idea i just had:

❀i think shino can't fully express his emotions verbally so before going on missions he definitely writes u letters and that's where he's blooming

✿''u keep me going everyday, sunshine.''

❀and it doesn't even matter if you have a bubbly personality or not

✿UGH lovesick fr

♢ɴᴇᴊɪ ʜʏᴜɢᴀ♢

❀this pretty princess doesn't even know ur name when ur alone with him 

✿ESPECIALLY when ur texting

❀sweetheart, love & darling

✿he'd make u fall in love over again whenever he calls u one of those i'm just saying

❀because he's always so sincere when he's talking to u it drives me crazy just thinking about it 

✿during sexy time too, he would NEVER

❀& i will die on this hill 

✿NEVER use any degrading names for u

❀ur his baby don't make him do that

✿even when ur fighting, he'd always address u in such a kind way i'm actually going insane

❀"have you had dinner yet, dear?"

✿ sedate me pls

♢ɪʀᴜᴋᴀ ᴜᴍɪɴᴏ♢

✿AAA this guy

❀soo,, like father like son,,, angel

✿u can't change my mind

❀being the kind hearted person he is, it just fits u can't tell me off

✿but i will also say he'd use some funny ones in private because we all know he's just a silly lil guy deep inside

❀i'm thinking toots & peach

✿especially when greeting u !! like ''ey, toots, how's it going?''

❀during sex he will be quiet awkward at the start of ur relationship, settling in angel as he's most familiar with it at first

✿but after some time he'd pull a babydoll or gorgeous on u

❀i mean,,, i'd cry but idk about y'all

✿oVERALL he loves using pet names and wouldn't be opossed to u calling him some sweet ones as well <3

❀call him handsome and he'll go through the roof

♢ᴋᴀᴋᴀꜱʜɪ ʜᴀᴛᴀᴋᴇ♢

✿AHEM

❀so this man,,

✿at the start of ur relationship he's such a shy lil bean so he'll only use your first name

❀but once he's been with you long enough he gets so so comfortable

✿starts of with the regular baby because u are his baby aight.

❀his most frequently used one too i'd say

✿but then he'd go like 

❀"hey, beautiful." "y'alright, sweetheart?"

✿and idk about u but i'd faint

❀HE KNOWS ABOUT HIS AFFECT ON U TOO

✿uses it against u during sex SO OFTEN

❀grunting a "there y'go, darling." into your ear with a sly smirk on his lips 

✿i'm (s)creaming

❀but he's a very private person so don't expect too much of that in public !!

✿a side from a "yes, ma'am" when u tell him not to die on a mission <3

a/n: i hope this doesn't SUCK ahemm,,, and i'll see you beans next time bye bye x

devider by @enchanthings

[starlightanya0wsblog]

Nicknames that I think Naruto men would give you:

Naruto Uzumaki: Angel

Sasuke Uchiha: Babe

Sai: Beautiful

Yamato: Princess/Baby/Sweetheart/Love

Kakashi Hatake: Buttercup

Iruka Umino: Darling

Shikamaru Nara: also Babe

Choji Akimichi: Sweet Potato

Neji Hyuga: Love

Rock Lee: Gorgeous and Angel

Gai Maito: Beautiful/Gorgeous/My flower

Kiba Inuzuka: Bunny

Shino Aburame: Bugaboo/Lovebug

Gaara of the Sand: calls you by your name (Honey in private~)

Jiraiya: Princess

Orochimaru: Doll

[13as07]

Master List #1

Keys:

• Romantic

• Smut

• Platonic

• Angst

• Idk What To Tag It As

• In The Works

[——] - Series Part Listed Elsewhere

——————————————————————

Might Gai:

• Similar

Kankuro Sabaku:

• Desert Lily #1

• Desert Lily #2

• Desert Lily #3

• Desert Lily #4

• Choose #1

• Choose #2

Sakura Haruno:

• Uchiha Love #1

• Uchiha Love #2

Jiraiya:

• Attachment

• Patience #1

• Patience #1.5

• Patience #2

• Patience #2.5

• Patience #3

• Patience #3.5

• Patience #4

• Patience #4.5

Kakashi Hatake:

• Motherhood #1

• Motherhood #2

Shikamaru Nara:

• Our #1

• Our #2

• Our #3

• Our #4

• Our #5

• Our #6

• Our #7

• Friends #2

• [Parts 1 & 3 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

• Shogi Partner #1

• Shogi Partner #2

• Shogi Partner Prequel

Pain/Nagato Uzumaki:

• [Parts 1 - 3 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

• Object #4

• [Parts 5 - 9 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

Itachi Uchiha:

• It Hurts

• I’m Not Clingy #1

• I’m Not Clingy #2

• Tiggie #1

• Tiggie #2

• Tiggie #3

• Birthright #1

• Birthright #2

• Birthright #3

• [Part 4 - 6 Listed Under Fugaku Uchiha]

• [Part 7 & 9 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

• Birthright #8

• Birthright #10

• Birthright #11

Shino Aburame:

• Parasite #1

• Parasite #2

• Hanahaki Disease

• Elegant #1

• Elegant #2

• Outing

• Bruised

Shisui Uchiha:

• Wish

Rock Lee:

• Flower

• Gift

Ino Yamanaka:

• Spitting Image #1

• Spitting Image #2

• [Part 3 - 6 & Prequel Listed Under Gaara Sabaku]

Gaara Sabaku:

• [Part 1 & 2 Listed Under Ino Yamanaka]

• Spitting Image #3

• Spitting Image #4

• Spitting Image #5

• Spitting Image #6

• Spitting Image Prequel

Hinata Hyuga:

• Surveillance

Neji Hyuga:

• Coffee #1

• Coffee #1.5

• Coffee #2

Shikaku Nara:

• Sweet Girl #1

• Sweet Girl #2

• [Part 3 & 4 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

Kakuzu:

• I Hate You #1

• I Hate You #2

• I Hate You #3

• I Hate You Prequel

Hidan:

• Jashin’s Angel

Kiba Inuzuka:

• Want To Be Boxer

• Cats and Dogs #1

• Cats and Dogs #2

• Cats and Dogs #3

• Cats and Dogs #4

• Cats and Dogs #5

Obito Uchiha:

• Little Lady #1

• Little Lady #2

• Little Lady #3

Fugaku Uchiha:

• [Parts 1 - 3, 8, & 10 - 11 Listed Under Itachi Uchiha]

• Birthright #4

• Birthright #5

• Birthright #6

• [Part 7 & 9 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

Asuma Sarutobi:

• Stretch Marks

• Duckling #1

• Duckling #2

• Duckling #3

Orochimaru:

• Little Mouse #1

• Little Mouse #2

Sasuke Uchiha:

• My Son

Sasori:

• Just a Thought

——————————————————————

[katsuyuswritings]

— ᕦ kei ᕤ —

a lonely writer who has a few friends. asking for mutuals, also an employed attorney and has no social life 💗

— MALE — genshin, naruto, saiki k, chainsaw man, stardust destiny (oc)

male; aether, dainslief, kaeya, diluc, albedo, venti, bennett, razor, mika, zhongli, chongyun, xingqiu, xiao, baizhu, tartaglia, itto, gorou, kazuha, heizou, ayato, thoma, alhaitham, kaveh, tighnari, cyno, capitano, dottore, pantalone, scaramouche/wanderer, lyney, neuvillette, freminet, wriosthley

naruto uzumaki/namikaze, sasuke uchiha, kakashi hatake, iruka umino, kotetsu, izumo, asuma sarutobi, sai yamanaka, shikamaru nara, choji akamichi, aburame shino, kiba inuzuka, kankuro, gaara, itachi uchiha, kisame, sasori, deidara, kakuzu, hidan, orochimaru, kabuto, jiraiya, minato namikaze, neji hyuga, zetsu, zabuza, haku yuki, suigetsu, juuga, maito gai, boruto uzumaki, mitsuki

saiki kusuo, kaidou shun, aren kuboyasu, toritsuka reita, nendou riki, hairo kineshi, makoto teruhashi

denji, aki, angel devil, shark devil (that's literally all)

aifuyo hime/yuzuki, renyue yuzuki, kōhaku hayashi, eijiro yuzuki, aoi hime, anh hyu, eugene hyu, feng xiang

— FEMALE — genshin, naruto, saiki k, chainsaw man, stardust destiny (oc)

female: amber, fischl, noelle, mona, jean, lisa, eula, klee, barbara, xiangling, xinyan, yunjin, ganyu, keqing, shenhe, ningguang, beidou, qiqi, yaoyao, kuki, kujou sara, yae miko, raiden ei/shogun, raiden makoto, kokomi, ayaka, sayu, yoimiya, faruzan, layla, nilou, dori, dehya, candace, dunyarzad, focalors, navia, lynette, yuelin, tsaritsa, la signora, sandrone, arlecchino, columbina, raiden makoto

sakura haruno/uchiha, hinata hyuga/uzumaki, karin uzumaki, konan, kurenai sarutobi, hanabi hyuga, ino yamanaka, tsunade senju, temari nara, tenten, anko mitarashi, kushina uzumaki/namikaze, guren (mommy), himawari uzumaki, sarada uchiha

kokomi teruhashi, chiyo yumehara/teruhashi, kuriko/kusuko saiki, aiura mikoto, rifuta imu, mera chisato

power, makima, yuro, himeno

katsuyu yuzuki/hime, chiyo hime, shinkkami ayakemi-sanjin (teiko), kohari hayashi, mina noshiro, maikka yue, yan xiang

— ᕤ can request ᕦ —

smut, suggestive, angst and fluff

aged up characters smut/suggestive

child!reader x parent!character or vise versa

song related storyline

ships and oc x reader

— ᕦ can't request ᕤ —

minor character smut

oc x canon (I have my reasons)

weird shit like armpit kink and others (I don't wanna name them 😨)

Also I know most of y'all are minors... You can't hide from me

[deathmetalangel]

ENVY’S MASTERLIST

this includes every character i write for and a link to their current personal master lists if i have works out for them (warnings may vary and minors dni)

this is in no particular order of character btw but my favorites will have a neat little asterisk

refer to what i don’t and do write in my separate post. also this is constantly being updated so don’t mind it much. you can always request a character if it’s not listed there’s no harm in asking :)

ADVENTURE TIME

- marceline*

- princess bubblegum

- marshal lee*

- finn

- fiona

AKAME GA KILL!

- esdeath*

- tatsumi

- akame

- kurome

AMERICAN HORROR STORY

- tate langdon*

- violet harmon

- kyle spencer

- nora montgomery

- moira o’hara

APEX LEGENDS

- bloodhound (no smut)

- wraith

- wattson

- octane

- loba

- revenant

- lifeline

- valkyrie

- crypto

AVATAR

- jake sulley*

- neytiri

- kiri

- neteyam*

- lo’ak

- aonung

- tsireya

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER

- prince zuko*

- princess azula*

- sokka*

- katara

- aang

- suki

- yue

-jett

- ty lee

- mai

BIG MOUTH

- judd birch*

- val bilzerian*

- connie

- mona

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA

- izuku midoriya

- keigo takami

- touya todoroki

- shoto todoroki

- katsuki bakugo

- himeko toga

- tomura shigaraki

- tamaki amajiki

CALL OF DUTY

- simon ‘ghost’ riley

- john ‘soap’ mctavish

- könig

- valeria garza*

- alejandro vargas*

COBRA KAI/ KARATE KID

- robby keene

- miguel diaz*

- johnny lawrence

- daniel larusso

- tory nichols

- eli ‘hawk’ moskowitz*

- demetri alexopoulos

DARLING IN THE FRANXX

- zero two

- hiro

- mitsuru*

- ichigo

DEATH NOTE

- misa amane

- light yagami

- l

DEMON SLAYER

- tanjiro kamado*

- nezuko kamado

- kyojuro rengoku*

- giyu tomioka*

- shinobu kocho

- sanemi shinazugawa*

- genya shinazugawa*

- zenitsu agatsuma

- inosuke hasibira*

- muichiro tokito

- mitsuri kanroji

- iguro obanai*

- tengen uzui

HAZBIN HOTEL/ HELLUVA BOSS

- alastor* (i fully respect his asexuality so no smut :3 since he’s not canon aro i still write for him)

- angel dust

- charlie morningstar

- vaggie

- loona

- millie

- moxxie

- verosika mayday

- stolas goetia

- barbie wire

- striker

- octavia goetia

- adam*

- lute

- lucifer morningstar*

- rosie

- the vees

HOCUS POCUS

- max dennison

- thackery binx

- sarah sanderson

MARVEL

- peter parker

- wanda maximoff

- pietro maximoff*

- tony stark

- natasha romanoff

- k'uk'ulkan*

- killmonger*

- miguel o’hara*

MID90S

- ray*

- fuckshit

- fourth grade*

- ruben (no smut)

- stevie (no smut)

MY BABYSITTERS A VAMPIRE

- jesse white

- sarah fox

- ethan morgan

- benny weir*

- rory keener

- erica jones

NARUTO

- naruto uzumaki

- sasuke uchiha*

- sakura haruno

- minato namikaze

- hinata hyuga

- neji hyuga

- itachi uchiha*

- shisui uchiha*

- kakashi hatake*

- haku yuki

- pain*

- konan

- sasori

- deidara

RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2

- arthur morgan*

- sadie adler

- dutch van der lide

- mary linton*

- john marston

- lenny summers

- javier escuella

- mary-beth gaskill

SCREAM

- ethan landry*

- billy loomis

- stu macher

- sydney prescott

- tatum riley

STARDEW VALLEY

- alex*

- harvey

- haley*

- sam

- abigail

- emily

- shane

- sebastian

- elliott

- maru

- penny

- leah

STAR WARS

- din djarin*

- anakin skywalker*

- padme amidala*

- poe dameron

- luke skywalker

- leia skywalker

- ahsoka tano*

- han solo

- bo katan kreze

THE MIGHTY DUCKS

- charlie conway*

- adam banks*

- guy germaine

- dean portman

- julie gaffney

- connie moreau

- luis mendoza

THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY

- conrad fisher*

- steven conklin*

- jeremiah fisher

- belly conklin*

- taylor jewel

TWILIGHT

- alice cullen

- jasper hale*

- rosalie hale

- edward cullen

- jacob black*

- paul lahote

- leah clearwater

- seth clearwater*

- bella swan

- alec volturi*

- jane volturi

- victoria

[immortalmsmoon]

I Don't Deserve You

Neji Hyuga X Fem!Blind!Reader

No warnings!

Word count: 455

The golden sunlight shone through the thin white curtains of your boyfriend's room. The warm summer air flew through the window and you sighed as it flew over your skin. You also sighed at the feeling of your boyfriend's strong arms around you, and the feeling of his breath against the inside of your neck. The feeling of things had always been something important to you, because it was the only way you could really connect with them, and touch, especially with Neji, was special.

“Don’t you find it odd?” you asked your boyfriend, as you drifted your hands over his cheeks.

“Hmm?” he asked, sleepily in your neck. Neji’s voice had always been calm, and slightly stern, but when he was with you his voice always lost its sharp edge. Your hands drifted into his hair as you talked.

“That your eyes are brilliant. And my eyes are…far from that.” you spoke into his hair, hands rubbing his back. It was a thought that often consumed her mind. Neji’s eyes were an amazing gift, he could see things many ninja could only wish to see, but you? Your eyes lacked even the basic ability to see. Maybe that's what made the two of you so perfect for eachother. 

“Not really. Your eyesight rarely passes my mind.” he lied, tips of his ears turning a light shade of pink. Your vision was constantly on his mind, whether he was worried or not. He maneuvered so you could rest your head on his chest and he could draw small circles on your back. You were happy to hear what he said, even if he was lying. You feared often that your eyes bothered him. You knew you were high maintenance, and you knew it would be hard for Neji to adjust, especially because eyesight had always been his speciality.  

“I don’t find it bothersome,” he said, practically reading your mind. He moved his hands down to your waist, drawing little shapes there as well. You smiled and curled deeper into Neji, his warmth taking hold of your small cold body. He held you tighter, and a peaceful silence took over the room. The sunlight that used to be a soft gold color had become deeper, more red and orange, it lit up your soft skin, and Neji couldn’t help but stare. You looked angelic, your H/c locks drifting around your face, flowing onto his chest. Your eyes were closed, long lashes brushing your flushed cheeks. He had never loved someone before, and growing up he was barely shown love in general, so it was hard for him to get used to it. but you didn’t mind. 

He didn’t deserve you. But you didn’t mind. 

[houseonthemoon]

The Best Nejihina fanfiction

(“Don’t leave me”) Art by Itachi is my evil angel (2007)

I will forever sail with the Nejihina ship. Those girls in the Naruto world chasing after Sasuke? I don’t believe it especially with Neji walking around. And Neji of course only had eyes for one girl, Hinata.

Here are the top 3 best Nejihina fanfics you will ever read

(All story’s on fanfiction)

1. Possession by tranquilwriter

Summary: What if Nejis father was born first instead of Hinata’s? How different would Neji and Hinatas relationship be? Would there be room for Romance. Rated M for later Mature content

Complete

This is a long but beautiful read with later steamy chapters. A must read for those wondering if the house roles were reversed 10/10

2. Broken Rules by Writegirl

Summary: everything ends even love. Rated M for Mature Content

Complete

If you want to feel something and I mean REALLY feel something this is the story for you. A sense of desperation, love, and duty. What will our young lovers do? Melancholy ending (the artwork above - which is how I found this story- is inspired by this story in a later chapter)

3. Your Smile by MissMinnie08

Summary: I can remember the exact moment that I fell in love with you. You looked up at me . . . And smiled. Rated M for Mature content

Incomplete

This was one of those amazing happily ever after stories that just worked, with LeeSaku thrown in as well 😍 unfortunately the writer deleted the old chapters. At one point it was finished but then she didn’t like her writing and wanted to rewrite it but never finished it. 😭 it was so good why has she not finished it?! MISSMINNIE08 If you see this please finish it!

If you have any fanfiction Nejihina or LeeSaku please share it with me!

Enjoy! And leave a message below on what you think of them.

[psych0cherry]

1×1 M/F PR partner!

Hey guys! I'm 18 years old and looking for a partner (Man or woman, it doesn't matter.) to write RP stories (Romance with an engaging plot and story) in anime style! I have several OCs from different anime universes, with fascinating and creative personalities. I'd like to share a list of anime I'd love to use as a backdrop, as well as characters I'd like someone to play as a couple. However, if you prefer to play another character, we can talk about it.

I appreciate stories with a hint of masochism and dark romance, with cruel paths and tragic endings. While that's my preference, I also love writing cute things as long as there's a good plot. I have absolutely no triggers. I like to write longer texts, but I can adapt to your writing style! While I can also write obscenities, I prefer not to limit myself to just that.

First, I would like to mention that I am Brazilian and I am using Google Translate to communicate in English. However, my writing in Portuguese is correct, so I believe that the translation does not have many errors.

Here's a list of fandoms and characters I'd love for you to play, if you're interested in the dynamic!

Kimetsu no Yaiba:

- Douma.

- muzan.

- Obanai.

- akaza.

Berserk:

- Griffith.

Diabolik Lovers:

- Honestly, any of them.

- But I have a preference for Laito, Subaru, Azusa.

Naruto:

- Neji.

- Deidara.

Danganronpa:

- Nagito.

- Kokichi.

- Byakuya.

- Chihiro.

- Fuyuhiko.

Inuyasha:

- Inuyasha lol.

Kamisama Kiss:

- literally every character.

Tokyo Revengers:

- Mikey.

- Izana.

- Ran.

- Sanzu.

Angels of Death:

- Zack.

I accept suggestions too!

I can write lgbt, gay or lesbian couples, it doesn't matter, but you would have to help me a little with that.

If you're interested, like this post and I'll DM you. You can also send me a DM through my blog or contact me directly on Discord. :)

My Discord name: g0thyz_

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little asks compilation as to not spam ♥

thank you!! ♥

crying this is vaguely related but did you guys know neji appears in a time travel episode(/arc?) in the boruto anime. does it surprise you to hear that it makes me extremely mad

but also so true LMFAO i'm usually the type to give things a chance (or so i'd like to believe) but not much of boruto interests me 😔 some of the kids look cute and i like.... like..... a few of the timeskip designs (...like three of them? i like suigetsu karin and tenten's.) but it's not worth it and in fact i think having to see neji and hiashi alive in the same UwU Family space would have had me banging my head against a wall.

also what if they made him ugly. that's my perfect angel boy they can't do that.

HEHE ofc!!! part of the reason i love posting fanart is that i get to spread propaganda for the things i like LMFAO

and i'm glad people enjoy the funny sharky ears they're my favorite <3

ASDMKASD eu acho que esse é o maior contato com outros brasileiros que já tive quando posto arte e afins, é bem interessante

eu consigo imaginar o tipo de coisa da qual vc reclama, eu acho bem chato tbm GFKMGFM

fave i respect the movement though i'm more of a short king gaara truther myself bc i think it's cute. sasuke still the tallest of the boys tho

thank you!! and hehee this ended up being more me ranting about their general writing but :)

i'm veeeery fond of their og naruto dynamic, i think it often goes misunderstood/understated but to me it's one of the highlights to the original series! from stuff like kakashi shielding him from orochimaru and sealing his curse mark (which. btw. crazy. LOVE that scene) to the ENTIRE deal with chidori and the pride kakashi felt watching sasuke fight gaara with it... i think it's SURPRISINGLY well done! while i due to personal preference like to read it as specifically familial, i think you can read it anyway you want (not all mentor-type dynamics need to be familial in nature and not being so won't make it any less meaningful)

i don't think kakashi was a particularly great teacher (in fact i think tenzo is shown to be a MUCH better captain/mentor the moment he's introduced to team 7 lol) but you can certainly tell that he cares about all of the kids and wants to do right by them, it's just that with sasuke specifically to me it feels like it's of highly personal significance to him?

and it's not hard to see why, obviously kakashi and sasuke do not have the same trauma but i find it reductive to say that it means kakashi can't see himself in him at all, or that he can't be of any use to sasuke? one of my favorite scenes is the (... i think mildly controversial, from what i've seen?) one where he talks to sasuke on that tree and tells him to drop his revenge quest, because while yeah it was not a perfect effort, to me it's clear that 1. kakashi was being very genuine in his words and 2. that it like... almost worked? sasuke was very sincerely pondering his words before the sound 4 came along.

btw so funny that both kakashi and obito tie him up when talking to him. anyway

so you add that with the weird relationship kakashi has with the entire uchiha clan, starting with obito (the very reason kakashi is able to teach sasuke in any meaningful way at all), going through itachi if you treat team ro as canon WHICH I DO, I LOVE TEAM RO, and ending with sasuke, who is someone kakashi can still try to give a normal life to? yeah i can see why he might feel personally responsible for him!

sasuke's side is less in your face but like... sasuke sought kakashi out to help train him and very much echoes kakashi's words about not abandoning your comrades. he is also often the first one to understand where kakashi is going with something, him and kakashi have similar ways of going through life even if kakashi has majorly mellowed out with age.

there's also little things like how sasuke just had no qualms about walking into kakashi's house unannounced (after itachi beat his ass ty itachi looove u itachi), even before that, how when kakashi calls sasuke over while itachi+kisame are having tea, sasuke just kind of announces that he HATES sweets (so cute), as if he made the assumption kakashi either bought it for him or was thinking about it? like.

look at his baby face.

despite whatever route it ended up taking To Me it's very clear that they did have a special bond and that it was a VERY important part of sasuke's everything pre-shippuden, he was clearly comfortable around kakashi despite his standoffish attitude. it was not perfect and kakashi does hold blame for a lot of things (in general he has a very hands-off teaching style that doesn't work great with these kids), but that's like. part of why i like it you know! it's a little complicated but not through any ill will. it's just that they are both full of Issues lmao

it makes me ssoooooo saaaaad that they BARELY speak to each other at all in shippuden because like. that was one of THE dynamics in the original team 7 you know? and idk if it comes as a surprise but i'm not even OPPOSED to sasuke wanting to kill kakashi by the time they meet again? in fact i think it could be kind of awesome. because like he could have a lot of reasons to be angry with him, up to and including the mere fact that kakashi took SO LONG to even meet him again?

(remember when team 7 finally meets sasuke again w/ tenzo and sai, and he himself mentions kakashi? it's one of those things you can choose to dismiss as meaningless dialogue but i often do think about it lol)

but instead we have sasuke in the peak of his borderline-demonization by the writing, which just leads to there not being much of an interesting dialogue at all. i'm not opposed to kakashi's sharingan being something that sasuke comes to resent either — it could be very fun character writing as that is the very thing that encouraged them to bond in the first place —, but i don't like the way it was done and i ESPECIALLY hate how it was immediately dropped like BROTHER MY PLOT THREADS... THEY'RE FALLING APART...

i could go on about a thousand different other things, such as.

sorry to mention jiraiya but. the rasengan vs chidori thing is VERY telling; jiraiya is naruto's mentor, and kakashi is sasuke's, this is reflected best when the kids each use their respective Overkill Jutsu at each other and the adults each take responsibility for their own kid

again, i'm unsure if it's fully intentional but there is this opposition of orochimaru vs kakashi other than the obvious confrontational scene they have. the very fact that kakashi is the one to put a limit to orochimaru's literal influence on sasuke through the curse mark is a very interesting narrative choice! kakashi is also extremely afraid of orochimaru and highly protective of sasuke; again it reads as a Personal fear/protectiveness rather than purely Professional to me. it builds this idea of kakashi being one of sasuke's choices, and orochimaru being the other (and we know which one he chooses unfortunately lol)

chidori in general is like. crazy btw. it becomes sasuke's signature move. and it's kakashi's creation. hi

this is also something that was dropped but there was also the occasional pointing out of similarities between, fucking, lee and gai of all people vs kakashi and sasuke? and like i don't need to explain this one that much right. gai is lee's dad in like everything but name LOL (and much like kakashi he also has questionable habits when it comes to how he teaches his kid)

but this is way too long LMFAO my tldr is that I Like Them And I Wish They Had More Screentime </3

their dynamic concretely to me is about caring very much about someone who shares a lot of pain with you, but being a little intimidated by that shared aspect. nothing hurts more than failing / being failed By someone who you know DOES understand you, in the end!

it's all my personal preference of course there's no right or wrong way to read naruto (well the wrong way is thinking it's good.) (joke) but i WAS surprised to not see sasuke and kakashi's relationship being discussed more (esp. with empathy for both characters) because well. obviously it's one of my favorite naruto things GFKDMGKFDM

[protect-namine]

kicking my feet giggling at the winter performance rehearsal dynamics of neji antagonizing the class for their own good, ignoring his own issues; kisa being the concerned angel who flocks to the people who need help in response, ignoring her own issues; and mitsuki flailing at trying to be a good senpai and using his kisa and neji radars as a crutch to figure out what obstacles to remove so the class can finally give him and kisa space to work out their problems (of course, this does not happen. so he's forced to improv onstage as rukiora. oh the irony of mitsu being a very private person, forced to resolve his personal relationship issues in front of an audience)

[tanjir0se]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT SAI

My sweet sweet rude ass little bitch. I would KILL FOR HIM!!!!!! I’m going to BLOW UP THE MOON!!!! I literally LOVE HIM!!

Fucking mean as fuck

In awe of his tism

Never misses an opportunity to call Naruto’s dick small. No shit said it probably close to like six or seven times this season

At the climax of the arc decided to whip out his diary and draw a picture of him and his bestie holding hands!!!!!

Crop top and fingerless gloves. Le Essence du Cunt

Has no identity or emotion or self concept outside of what he’s ordered to do. So fucking tragic I’m ripping my own eyes out

Was literally going to murder sasuke (due to aforementioned lack of self concept outside of orders) until he correctly realized gay love is more important than the safety of leaf village and also his mission, the literal only piece of himself he has to hang onto.

And he’s RIGHT!!!!

And then took it upon himself to try to convince sasuke to come back, one mean gay bitch to another

Just to immediately get his ass kicked by Naruto’s ex

WROTE THE WORD FRIEND ON A STICKY NOTE SO HE CAN PULL IT OUT WHENEVER HE THINKS ABOUT NARUTO AND SAKURA. HELLO

Why is his slutty lil tummy out. Sir put that thang away I am begging you

SAI IS THE FUCKING CHARACTER OF ALL TIME I CNANOT BELIEVE I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT KONOHA’S MEANEST TWINK AND THE CUNTIEST BOY IN THE UNIVERSE

[setsunasbabe]

☆ SELF SHIPS

*•. a lot of them, i know .•*

my hero academia

setsulena (setsuna tokage x yelena)

denna (denki kaminari x nina)

shona (shoto todoroki x nina)

katsulena (katsuki bakugo x yelena)

kyolena (kyoka jirou x yelena)

yelejire (nejire hado x yelena)

attack on titan

mikalena (mikasa ackerman x yelena)

jeanlena (jean kirstein x yelena)

yelannie (annie leonhart x yelena)

erelena (eren jaeger x yelena)

naruto

sakulena (sakura haruno x yelena)

nejina (neji hyuga x nina)

jujutsu kaisen

megulena (megumi fushiguro x yelena)

sugulena (suguru geto x yelena)

yukina (yuki tsukumo x nina)

makinina (maki zenin x nina)

maiena (mai zenin x yelena)

cholena (choso x yelena)

yelehime (utahime iori x yelena)

bungo stray dogs

chuulena (chuuya nakahara x yelena)

siglena (sigma x yelena)

lucyna (lucy montgomery x nina)

michina (michizo tachihara x nina)

ranna (ranpo edogawa x nina)

yecchou (tecchou suehiro x yelena)

one piece

nana (nami x nina)

acelena (portgas d. ace x yelena)

haikyuu

hajilena (hajime iwaizumi x yelena)

keina (keiji akaashi x nina)

osana (osamu miya x nina)

kiyoolena (kiyoomi sakusa x yelena)

eitalena (eita semi x yelena)

kenna (kenma kozume x nina)

ninatooru (tooru oikawa x nina)

kiyona (kiyoko shimizu x nina)

wakanina (wakatoshi ushijima x nina)

demon slayer

tamana (tamayo x nina)

giyulena (giyuu tomioka x yelena)

inona (inosuke hashibara x nina)

genna (genya shinazugawa x nina)

shinona (shinobu kocho x nina)

tokyo revengers

takulena (takuya yamamoto x yelena)

takana (takashi mitsuya x nina)

seishulena (seishu inui x yelena)

senna (senju akashi x nina)

ninsuke (keisuke baji x nina)

manna (manjiro sano x nina)

yelefuyu (chifuyu matsuno x yelena)

rinna (rindou haitani x nina)

chainsaw man

akilena (aki hayakawa x yelena)

denlena (denji x yelena)

asalena (asa mitaka x yelena)

angelena (angel devil x yelena)

blue lock

renlena (rensuke kunigami x yelena)

megurunina (meguru bachira x nina)

reona (reo mikage x nina)

seilena (seishiro nagi x yelena)

ryulena (ryusei shidou x yelena)

rinlena (rin itoshi x yelena)

ninael (michael kaiser x nina)

yoilena (yoichi isagi x yelena)

shuna (shuto sendou x yelena)

bleach

ichina (ichigo kurosaki x nina)

runa (rukia kuchiki x nina)

uryel (uryuu ishida x yelena)

shinna (shinji hirako x nina)

ninahime (orihime inoue x nina)

soilena (soi fon x yelena)

ullena (ulquiorra schiffer x yelena)

hunter x hunter

chrollena (chrollo lucilfer x yelena)

machinina (machi komacine x nina)

pakulena (pakunoda x yelena)

shizuna (shizuku murasaki x nina)

kuralena (kurapika kurta x yelena)

feina (feitan portor x nina)

philena (phinks magcub x yelena)

seraph of the end

yuna (yuichiro hyakuya x nina)

mikana (mikaela hyakuya x nina)

ninya (shinya hiragi x nina)

yeleren (guren ichinose x yelena)

ninoa (shinoa hiragi x nina)

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Three ships: Andreil 😔 idk my last two ships were shizaya from durarara and geraskier from the netflix witcher s1 LOL

First ship: neji/tenten from naruto when i was 12

Last song: well Twenty-Something Socialist because róisín put that and i wanted to listen to it! but before that Phosphor Burn-In - JOHNNASCUS

Last movie: Fallen Angels (1995, dir. Wong Kar-wai) finally crossing it off my watchlist. I loved Chungking Express and can appreciate when a movie prioritizes vibes over clarity

Currently reading: Chipping away at The Body Keeps the Score by Bessel van der Kolk… literally can only read nonfiction these days since andreil takes up so much space otherwise -_-

Currently watching: Ted Lasso s2 with the roomies! i love it so much

Last thing I wrote: My dream in my dream journal… had a dream i had lice :( but i washed my hair today :)

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• If you are a minor DNI with my NSFW posts. You can however interact with my SFW posts. But at the end of the day I ain’t your parents/guardians so I can’t force you not to interact with my NSFW. But I prefer if you kindly respect my boundaries and DNI with my NSFW contents :)

• If you are an ageless blog I will not block you since I don’t know you age BUT this is your warning that I post NSFW content on here! So do not report me since this is your warning!

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• Character/Reader:

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- Will Do F!Reader, M!Reader, GN!Reader, POC!Reader, FTM!Reader, MTF!Reader and Plus Size!Reader

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- If it’s NSFW let me know which character you want as bottom/top or I’ll choose :)

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*Note: if you chose Dabi (Toya) let me know if it’s Dabi or Toya! If it’s Toya let me know if it’s an AU where he didn’t become a villain or whatever :)*

- Anime’s I write for -

Bungo Stray Dogs: Any characters (besides Kenji, Kyouka and Teruko)

Black Butler: Sebastian, Snake, Claude, Undertaker, Joker, Grell, William, Agni, Mey-Rin and Ronald

Haikyū: Any Characters

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Any Characters

Jujutsu Kaisen: Megumi, Gojo, Itadori, Toge, Maki, Getou, Nanami, Mahito, Mai, Sukuna and Toji

My Hero Academia: Preferably Shigaraki, Dabi (Toya), Twice, Toga, Aizawa, Hawk, All Might (True form), Chisaki, Shinso and Amajiki. But I’ll do any :)

Naruto: Itachi, Pain, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Madara, Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke, Minato, Neji, Kiba, Sasori, Temari, Deidara, Zetsu, Tobi, Izumo and Kotetsu

Attack On Titan: Erin, Jean, Levi, Hange, Sasha, Mikasa (Maybe), Erwin, Armin and Connie

Angel Of Death: Isaac

Diabolik Lovers: Shu, Reiji, Kou, Laito, Yuma, Subaru, Ruki, and Ayato

Chainsaw Man: Denji, Makima, Aki, Power and Angel

Demon Slayer: Giyu, Rengoku, Akaza, Muzan, Ubuyashiki, Sanemi, Iguro and Tengen

HunterXHunter: Chrollo, Hisoka, Illumi, Feitan, Kite, Ging, Meruem, Neferpitou and Shaiapouf

- What I’ll Write -

• SFW

• NSFW

• Textfic

• Oneshot

• Dribble

• Head Cannon

• SFW/NSFW Alphabets

• AU’s

• Incorrect quotes

- Do And Don’t -

Do:

- Angst: Major character death, breakups, happy ending, arguments, cheating and unrequited love

- Fluff: Getting together, proposal, first kiss, confession, first holiday together, anniversary, birthday, comfort, etc.

- TextFic: Angst, Crack, Fluff

- Head Cannons: SFW, NSFW, dating, How (character) would (Blank), etc

- AU: Soulmates and University

- Mental/Physical Health: Any

- Tropes: Enemies/Lovers, Friends/Lovers, Rivals/Lovers, Grumpy/Sunshine, Fake relationships, Fake relationships/Real feelings, Forced Proximity, Love Triangle, Forbidden Love, and Everyone can see it

- Other: Stalking, Stockholm syndrome and kidnapping

•NSFW:

Bondages, Blindfolds, Dominance, Asphyxiation, Face fucking, Humiliation, Impact Play, Mirror Sex, Masturbation, Voyeurism, Breeding Kink, Exhibitionism, Praise Kink, Edge Play, Orgasm Control, Somnophilia (Constantly), Over Simulation, Dumbification, Dom/Sub, Spit Kink, CockWarming, Branding, Sex Toys, Dacryphilia, Size Kink, Oral Fixation, Threesomes, Temperature Play, Knife Play, Daddy kink, cum eating, degradation, mind corruption and cockolding

Don’t:

This is mostly for the NSFW but I will not do any type of body fluids (besides spitting), nothing that isn’t consensual but that also includes CNC rape, any type of date drugs, age play, foot fetishes, fisting (It’s not my cup of tea), necrophilia, incest of ANY kind including step siblings. I will also not do any minor/adult stuff ESPECIALLY NSFW and romantic! I’m sorry but I will not do Mommy kink either! Also I won’t do AOB (Alpha, Omega, beta) and Mpreg.

Maybe:

• I understand that many people have different type of coping mechanisms and like to read things that helps with it! So these are some of the things that I MIGHT write!

- Abuse: Mental, emotional and physical. If you request any type of abuse just know that it will NOT end with you staying in the relationship!

- Suicide: If you request for the reader or a character to die for Angst reasons I MIGHT write it. But if you want it to be where the reader or character is suicidal and someone comfort them please write it so I know!

- Ships I’ll Write -

Bungo Stray Dogs:

Dazai/Chuuya

Dazai/Doppo

Rampo/Poe

Atsushi/Akutagawa

Tetcho/Jono

Black Butler:

Sebastian/Grell

Sebastian/Claude

Snake/Joker

William/Grell

William/Ronald

Haikyū:

Kuroo/Kenma

Hinata/Kageyama

Oikawa/Iwaizumi

Nishinoya/Asahi

Tsukishima/Yamaguchi

Daichi/Sugawara

Akaashi/Bokuto

Wakatoshi/Tendō

Tanaka/Kiyoko

Hinata/Yachi

Ukai/Takeda

Yaku/Lev

Kiyoko/Yuchi

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure:

Jotaro/Kakyoin

Dio/Jonathan

Abbacchio/Bucciarati

Narancia/Fugo

Weather/Anasui

Jujutsu Kaisen:

Megumi/Itadori

Gojo/Getou

Gojo/Nanami

My Hero Academia:

Shigaraki/Dabi

Aizawa/Present Mic

Hawk/Dabi

Kirishima/Bakugo

Momo/Todoroki

Deku/Todoroki

Deku/Bakugo

Denki/Jirou

Aizawa/Midnight

Denki/Shinso

Naruto:

Naruto/Sasuke

Izumo/Kotetsu

Attack On Titan:

Levi/Erwin

Levi/Hange

Sasha/Connie

Jean/Erin

Chainsaw Man:

Denji/Aki

Denji/Power

Aki/Angel

HunterXHunter:

Hisoka/Illumi

*Note: This does NOT mean I will not write for any other ship you might have! This is just ships that I like or is really popular :)*

- The End -

Thank you so much for reading until the end! If I didn’t mention anything that you might have questions about please don’t hesitate to send an Ask and I’ll answer it as soon as I can!

Also please be aware that if you send an ask/request all the characters will be age up to be 18+ since I will NOT write NSFW Content for minors!