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[somedaytakethetime]

Heya! 🙂 yeah now I’m even more confused and really hope I wasnt good luck for Nice the other day after all because I didnt watch the next match. 🙁 I dont know if I like the french league so much plus I have to rely on shitty streams for it. Ofcourse I know its all jokes and silliness but I’ll try and peek in on there conference matches instead, I found out I get all Champions, Europe, and Conference league which is great but there are too many leagues and matches! 🤪

Milan atleast seems immune to superstition at the moment. I loved the derby, especially when it was over lmao it was a great match but I watched the last 15 mins thru my fingers like a horror movie. 😄 But alot of funny things happened too, these players were really bitchy to eachother, and Sandro got a yellow card because he was pissed Milan didnt get a throw-in so he randomly picked up a ball that was lying around and threw it after an Inter guy and then there were 2 balls on the pitch. 😆😆 He always does different weird things during matches and I’m in love. 🙂💕 Ouch and I didnt even think of what Simon went thru with Christian at the time but yeah ofcourse I’m sure an experience like that stays with you forever and will give you a scare whenever a player is down not moving, but maybe its not as bad when you see whats wrong like when someone is clearly conscious and clutching there knee or sth. Poor Simon tho I hope hes dealing alright with all this stuff, from what Ive learned about him he sure seems like a very grounded and emotionally intelligent person, very admirable!

The worldcup being in Qatar is soooo problematic but the time offset isnt one of the biggest problems I think they are 3 hrs ahead of Europe or GMT time so maybe you have matches at around noon which may be inconvenient on workdays and I saw some matches for us are at like 5 a.m. so its probably gonna be a time of little sleep for everyone. 😄 I hope it’ll be fun even tho I expect a country to win that I dont really want to, but the most important thing is the host country not winning and theres no chance of that happening. 🤭 x

~S.A.

So I didn't forget about you at all but I just really needed a break from talking about football or reading about it. I still look at Kasper's photos and post them because that's my not-husband-shared-husband and I'm obsessed with this man but the rest I couldn't stomach. I'm better now and I hope you've been doing well, I hope you've been enjoying the games too. I know so little of what has been going on but I really hope that you are out there having fun and being happy 🥺♥️

[somedaytakethetime]

Hellooo, I hope youre doing better..atleast its almost the weekend. 😊 So Nice actually won there last match but surely not because I was watching, I only had time to watch the 1st half but then kept checking the score and was so relieved when it finally said full time and it was still 1-2. 😄 Its funny because I dont even care or know about Nice that much but I just want Kasper to win because I like him and dont want him to have a bad time at his new club and because it makes you happy. 🥰

But I’m definitly not good luck after all, Milan this week was the most depressing match, the only nice thing was Simon playing again. I think he’s still traumatized or something from being injured for so long tho, hes a captain and I’m sure hes always been a caring person but he was always the first by the side of injured players, all concerned and tried to help and make sure there okay. 🥺 All these injuries were so upsetting, Berardi was in tears and looked so devastated like he knew it was something serious. 😢 And also Florenzi is said to be out for weeks, this sucks and I’m gonna miss him so much, I love Spizzi hes so funny and always fighting during matches but also so sweet and constantly hugging everyone and making people laugh, and now the others have to make up for that. 😢

Juventus isn’t too bad really and they probably have the cutest striker in the league, I’ve been watching a lot since my uncle got me a sub to paramount+ for my bd and they have all the Serie A matches. 😍 If Milan mess it up this season I guess there allowed to win the championship as long as its not Inter. And if Milan didnt exist maybe I’d support them instead but that ship has irrevocably sailed and its just their bad luck none of their players threw up on the pitch first. 😆😆

Yes!! I’ll watch as many worldcup matches as possible! I have the whole schedule with kick off times on my wall and already tryin to arrange plans around it because its pre-xmas time and I only associate worldcups with summer and vacation time so its gonna be super strange this time! I’m still so pissed the stupid italians didnt qualify, its the 2nd worldcup they’re missing in a row and thats why I barely knew anyone in their team anymore because I used to only watch the worldcups and european champions sometimes,, so stupid! I’ve been missing out!

Atleast no Italy makes it easy to pick my team to support I guess. Ofcourse I want all the Milan guys to do well with there teams but I really want Denmark to win! I just dont know if theyre good enough because after the group matches you’d have to win 4 in a row against other very strong teams, but I like them so much they seem such a cool and tight knit group. 😍

Ohgod I’m so sorry for this novel I’d better shut up and go to sleep so I wont miss the derby altho I’m kinda worried about it. 😅Have a nice weekend! 💕x

~S.A.

EDIT TO ADD: I'M HOPING YOU'LL SEE THIS BECAUSE IT'S SEMI IMPORTANT - I'm taking a break from football for a while. Things haven't been very happy for me and it's gotten too hard lately and I can't go on being this affected by a silly sport. I'm just struggling in terms of a lot of things but football isn't helping either because I found myself caring way too much hence why I need to step away for a while. I'll probably be here less often too and I wanted to give you a heads up. I still hope you'll have loads of fun watching matches and the upcoming international duty!! 😊💗💗💗

Well thank you anyway, I'm giving those two goals to you because I don't think they would have otherwise and considering they only scored in the first half I think you deserve some credit! 😌 I have given up watching the matches live, I am now superstitious to my core and think I'm the one giving them bad luck. I'm watching every match *post* happening lest I ruin any club I like 😭

I think Simon's problem with injuries might stem deeper than his own injuries. I think none of us will ever recover but especially not Simon, his heart will probably always drop when he sees someone down on the pitch 😔 The players getting injured breaks my heart because you can tell how devastated they feel, it's not just the pain of the injury but their spirits break because these guys truly love playing this silly game (most of them anyway). I hope they can recover quickly, it's sad not seeing all the guys in rotation 😞

Juve is a mess internally currently! Their vice-president is partying with ladies in their bras and tripping drunk all over Turin, Pogba is hexing and cursing his France NT teammate Mbappé and his (Pogba's) brother is exposing him on twitter... it's THE club for dramatic entertainment currently and I'm ALL for it! You're better off with Milan, not to be biased or anything but... superior club you know? 😏😌

YES!! Being around the holidays will be SOOOO weird!! I'm so not used to the idea of a world cup in the Winter 😭 I'm beyond upset the Italians aren't going because well... a little fruity vibe should have been taken to Qatar, every other club is too stiff and doesn't deliver the way they should 😔 I need to see the times because.. my god will that schedule be a mess when converted to different time zones.. this whole planning a world cup in Qatar only created trouble for the masses 😒

You and me both honey, you and me both. 😭 But at this point I'm even afraid to wish for anything because I feel like I'll curse it and ruin it all. I'm just hoping all of my favourite little miau miaus do well at the world cup.. and if my heart can wish.. then I wish for things to go well.. 🍀🍀🍀

[somedaytakethetime]

Hi, goodmorning! 💕 I hope youre okay and also haven't traveled to France to k*ll the whole OGC Nice team especially the defense apart from Kasper. 😬 I still only know the result but thought maybe I should start watching these matches because I’ve stopped being superstitious or rather believe I’m good luck these days instead of bad. 🤪 Last week I watched the Inter vs Lazio Rome match because I wanted to see Romagnoli’s new team trash Inter altho I didn’t really believe it but then thats exactly what happened! 😁😁 So I’ll try and watch the next Nice matches and hope it’ll help it’s also early in the season still so maybe theyll manage to steady themselves. 🤞

For Milan I will just shut up from now on, be careful what you wish for I guess because the line up for todays match was just announced and Sandro is not in it however, hes on the bench so no sexy glasses for us, this is not a good compromise! 😐 Unless he wants to play with them which would be fine with me but I dont think its safe. 😆 The good news is that Simon is starting together with Fik in defense and I’m looking forward to that so much I’ve never seen them play together and apparently they were great last season. Im also so happy for Simon he was constantly posting about how much hes looking forward to playing again so they absolutely need to win and make sure he gets a good first match back!

If you would like to see your italians in action and scoring heres the highlights of the Toronto match; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KPDbX1sCLc

You dont want to watch full matches tho, the difference in quality between the MLS and the top Europe leagues is crazy! None of the teams would survive in Serie A or Premier league. 😅😅 Yeah the problem with football is you cant just watch one team or maybe players you like because you also need to keep track off all the context like the leagues and cups there playing in and players keep transferring to other clubs or there in the same club but then play against each other with their national teams or from the same country and then their teams face each other in the league 🤪🤪..its all a big mess and I love every thing about it!! Most of the time atleast. 🤣 x

~S.A.

Hello hello!! I've been not so great. 😂😭 Yeah these games have been killing.. I'm actually going to stop watching for a while live matches because I've worked it in my brain that *I* am the bad luck and the one causing all this disaster.... yeah I never said I was the most stable 😅 HONEY IF YOU ARE GOOD LUCK PLEASE I BEG YOU WATCH NICE IF YOU CAN MANAGE!! THEY NEED ALL THE GOOD LUCK THEY CAN GET! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😭

I was rather out of it yesterday and didn't manage to watch that game but it's probably for the better because they would have lost if I watched I'm certain 😭 I miss watching Simon play and I miss watching Milan play but I remember the last game I tuned into to they literally conceded not even 2 full minutes after I did that so... I don't want to risk that again.. I'll just catch up with the matches after they happen. Now Juve? That is the club to watch for me. Everything seems to be going on with that club... and I love drama so.. gotta keep an eye on them again 😏😂

Thank you so much!! I love seeing the Italians playing, especially when they're scoring. 😌 Also.. Berna looks good in red.. now I might have to try and find replays of the MLS too 👁👁

Keeping up with football is SO hard!! There's too many guys, too many leagues, too many cups.. it's all confusion. Especially when transfer windows roll around... IT'S TOO MUCH TO KEEP UP WITH AND I HAVE BUT A TINY LITTLE BIRD BRAIN 😂😭

[somedaytakethetime]

Heyhey, I hope youre doing well altho, I guess you werent that happy with the whole last match week either. 😑 I havent watched any matches of Kaspers new club yet but I check the results. So they barely qualified for that European league thing but dont look too good in there own league, maybe Kasper should of checked out this club more thoroughly before going there and not relied on there name being a sign. 😩

To be fair I can’t complain about Milan they won most of their matches and were never going to win all 38 so thats perfectly okay. They even played well and won today but I just had to watch back some parts of the match to make sure I didn’t imagine that. 😆😆 Especially at the beginning of each half they looked a bit asleep but I guess Bologna were just bad. But I really dont get why they buy so many players for positions that already have 2 or 3 options, what do they need 50 defenders for they should get someone who can cover for the midfield back pair, I already dont like how Sandro is playing the 90 minutes every match even when he doesn’t appear fully fit altho maybe I’m just over protective when it comes to him, or not maybe thats 100% the case. 😅😅 But he already missed the first match because of an injury and ofcourse I want him on the pitch as much as possible but would be almost okay with him sitting out some matches over the season because he also looks so outrageously pretty watching in his sexy smartass glasses. 😍😍 Not too many tho, he can always coach Milan in sth like 20 years and look handsome on the sideline then. 🙂💕

I’ve been checking up on Insigne for you, he’s back and played really well today and also scored a goal. 🙂 Toronto even has another italian that I had no idea about, Federico Bernardeschi and he scored too, how are there suddenly so many Italians in this league?? Maybe I should watch it more but theres really not enough time for everything! 🤯 x

~S.A.

Hello hello!! I hope you have been well too friend! My clubs were specifically made, by the Demon himself, to cause me suffering and pain. So far with Nice I've gotten three red cards, only one clean sheet and MANY near heart attacks watching.. seeing the second leg of the play-offs for the Conference League nearly had me in tears. I almost died when Beka Beka scored that second one, I was so happy I couldn't believe my own two eyes had seen that with my own two eyes. Leicester has also kept on clowning.. the one match that they apparently did decently wasn't even televised so I didn't get to see Iversen, my other Danish keeper roll, defend penalties 😭😭😭

I have to watch Milan back later tonight yesterday I kept up with the scores only and was tickled to see they scored twice one for my own child and one for the big French Daddy, love that for Oli 😌 SANDRO LOOKED AMAZING IN THOSE GLASSES AND I DIE ON THE HILL THAT HE SHOULD *ALWAYS* WEAR THEM!! Not during matches off course, but every time he's not training? Everywhere he goes? I WANT THOSE GLASSES /ON/! I don't understand the transfers either, but this window has been a confusion and a nightmare so it's really hard for me to understand even 1/8th of the guys each team has brought in and WHY LORD?? EXPLAIN!!

GO MY LITTLE SHORT KING GO!! I'm so happy Insigne scored!! Also.. BERNA WENT TO THE MLS!?? WHAT?? WHO ALLOWED THIS!? Then again I'm happy you can peep on Berna from time to time he's... easy on the eyes you know? 👀😏

[somedaytakethetime]

Omg I’m sorry, I thought this was probably a hard move. All the farewell posts and stuff were so emotional too but Kasper also seems very eager for his new club and excited for the new country but he really should invest in some sun protection the sun burn he had looked painful. 😳 I hope hes fine to play the next matches.

I think its so cute how so many of the danish players are at their clubs in pairs or more! Brentford lost Chris but immediately got a new danish player Mikkel Damsgaard, a winger with a cute face. 😊 And Jens Larsen, Stryger ( I get so confused with there names!) went to the turkish club of Andreas Cornelius and now they are total danish boyfriends there. 😍 Simon doesnt have any danish peers at Milan but I think he’s fine anyway, I saw him play in one of the test matches and he almost scored! He looks soo handsome since he shaved the viking beard off and now only has the stubble and the long blond hair I’m in love. 😍

I dont understand this stupid transfer period tho, it doesnt end until a few weeks into the new season and I wish theyd close the market sooner, theres still too much moving around for my taste not to mention all the stupid rumors. 😕 Apparently some English club whos clearly on drugs wants to buy Sandro, I think it was Arsenal, This is absolutely ridiculous and not happening ofcourse but just in case some shit like this ever went down I’ll be prepared, valid passport ready, police grade handcuffs and the biggest iron chain that Arsenal or any other club has ever seen, to capture Sandro and chain ourselves to their Milanello training facility. If any one wants to take him away from Milan its over my dead body! ⚔️ This is obviously a joke but I also mean it! :D And I know its for a reason but Paolo is literally renting out his child for money which would be absolutely terrible in any other context. 😆😆 Atleast he made a deal without a purchase option for Spezia or whatever there name is, because I like Dani so much and I want him back!

The MLS italians are fine, Insigne was injured for a while but should be back by now and Chiellini is just having a chill time I think. 😄 LAFC are doing well tho. Enjoy your weekend with all the matches (I hope they will all be enjoyable)! x

~S.A.

It was all the fans and social that had me SOBBING!! Leicester's account nearly ended me, I was sobbing for nearly an hour it was a mess. I get really emotional really easily I need to add 😂 He does!! He's so burnt bless him, my poor baby was so red 😭

My Danes scatter themselves all over the place and I get lost over where they end up most of the time 😅 And some of them betray me like Nissen going to Leeds... 😒 I'm so happy Simon shaved... I was so not into that fungi bush attached to his face. I still miss his little Prince Swoopy Hair (the same way I miss Kasper's too) but as long as that messy bush is gone I'm content. 😌

This whole transfer season has not been a sea of clownery it's also been stressful to the max. The twists and turns, the whole mess happening everywhere... I'm praying for September just so all of this can be over. I keep wondering what the clubs will look like by then 😶

Glad to know our old vampire is doing well, I like seeing Chiello happy 😌 Poor little Insigne though, I hope he recovers quickly! Good luck to the MLS clubs, I hope our Italians have a good season!! 🍀

[somedaytakethetime]

Hii 💕 I hope youve been doing well, I missed you, and football too! Altho not as much as I thought to be honest its quite relaxing not having to stress over scores every weekend. 😆 Any way I just wanted to check in how youre coping with Kasper leaving his club after 111 years, I dont know if that was unexpected but it must feel very weird! And you'll have to support a new team now that must be weird too. I looked them up and saw they already had a blond danish player named Kasper, are they starting a collection?? The place looks really nice tho, ofcourse it does, it would be really awkward if you had a city called Nice and then its all ugly. 😄 Apparently the team isnt expected to compete for the title, but I still wish both you and Kasper a fun and successful season. :)🤞

I hope youre having a good summer even tho I guess its way scorching hot over there! As there was no exciting football Ive been watching some MLS also to see how the new italians are doing but nothing really interesting is happening yet and I cant wait to have actual italian football back and all the Milan guys together. 😍😍 And probably become even more superstitious than last season. 🤪

~S.A.

Hello hello!!! How have you been sweetheart? I hope well! 😊 I won't lie.. there was A LOT of sobbing involved in this transfer window. It still feels almost unreal and it was a pretty shocking move but I guess we move on you know? 😂 Yes! Kasper Jr, aka Dolberg! I'm happy that even in Nice, France my Little Blonde King will have a Danish friend to keep him company (he has Jannik Vestergaard at Leicester) so hopefully he won't feel so alone there. From what I gather they don't have much pressure per se but they will be in the Europa Conference league so we're praying they will have a good season and luck with that too! 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Being without football is bliss though isn't it? I have some very wonderful moments in this break, it was absolutely lovely. And now everything is going to start picking up heat again and the nerves.. the superstition.. the anxious energy.. but at least we're not alone you know? We're all on here clowning together and being emotional support. 😂😭 How is the MLS going? Are our Italians adapting? I hope so! This new season is so exciting for me: I have Kasper clearly looking giddy to start in a new place AND SIMON IS BACK!! YES!! Oh Captain, my Captain welcome back!! I missed seeing that blonde bastard on the pitch so much god bless 😩

[somedaytakethetime]

Heyy, ohno I'm sorry, my ginger striker was the guy who scored twice against France, Andreas Cornelius. But I had a proper look at him during the next game and he's not even that red haired. 😳 Its more a dark blond color but with a reddish tinge sometimes but somehow he looks like a person who should have red hair, I dont know if this makes sense, probably not. 😅 But honestly the Danish guys have strange hair colors in general, Simon's hair is blond but the beard looked completely ginger, are we sure it was real at all and not glued on? 😆 Now I dont know if its a good idea to watch all the Denmark matches because what if I get too attached to them as well, its hard enough to keep track of all the Milan guys. I also watched Portugal to see Rafa play and hes not even playing that much but you guys are pretty good! But the Danish team is so cute! 🥺 They seem like a big strange happy family and there all so supportive of each other, it was so nice how happy everyone was for the guy who scored that beautiful goal against Austria, Jens Stryger something..why do they all have so many names and why is half the team called Andreas or Kasper, this is confusing!! Anyway apparently he's having a bad time at his club in Italy and not playing at all but then he got to play for his country and scored and everyone was so happy although they didnt even play that well. 😄

Atleast the people who schedule these matches have made sure that Italy and Denmark are never playing at the same time or against each other. But what is this, the seasons over and theres still stuff to stress about, also which players get bought and sold or leave or renew..Ive stopped reading most of these news tho because it seems like some journalists get bored and spend all there time making up crazy rumors. Maldini definitly needs to buy Spizzi for Sandro tho, they are soo cuuute. 🥺 Maybe I should call him to tell him that, I'd even chip in a few bucks and I could also help him with the rest of the squad planning..not sure how many more Danish players he would want tho. 😆😆

~S.A.

I figured Corner too but I forgot to say him. Of that match the only two I thought could have been considered red were Dolberg or Corner but they are both blonde yes 😂. The Danish (players) only have two settings: blonde or brunette, even if sometimes they may seem a bit of a mix. Except the beards.... Simon's beard is fully red... and glued on because I still refuse to believe that brush was real... 😖. Jens Stryger Larsen, I love him for that goal. I love all of them for every single goal actually (or just love them in general).. The Danes really do feel like a family, even the way Hjulmand interacts and knows all his players gives me proud father energy and I think that's cute 😭❤️

Fernando Santos has his favourites that he always plays hence why Rafa doesn't get as much time as he should even though he's a good player but I digress from that one... 😒

Off season is never really off because you have all these bored journos being payed to come up with all sorts of outlandish news and transfer rumours and yeah.... I don't read any of that because I'm emotionally fragile for it.... 😞

[somedaytakethetime]

Hii, I hope you've been good. 🙂 Maybe I've finally recovered from the SerieA season by now, my sleeping schedule was fucked up for week because I kept watching stuff including this insanely long bus ride party. 😄 But I've never seen anything like it, people celebrating a football championship like that and I probably learned more about this club and what it means to Milan people in those few days than in all the months before! So in a way it was also good they didnt win like 2 years ago because no one would of been allowed to celebrate then. I also changed my mind about the trophy being ugly its actually pretty nice it looks like a giant golden martini glass and I'm almost sure Davide slept with it the night after they won it, he looked completely physically attracted to it. 😆😆 They all did tho and if they look likely to defend it next season I'll fly over and dress up as the trophy before it gets awarded.😊 Never thought I'd ever say this but maybe for once I'm grateful for my stupid deranged kink who got me into this mess, with your help. 😅

And just when I wondered what to do without the football stress the internationals started, I watched Italy vs Argentina but that wasnt fun. And I blame the italian manager, thats what you get for leaving all Milan players out of the squad! He ruined Chiellinis farewell match too and thats not nice. And now hes off to L.A., maybe I'll have to watch a bit more MLS now that so many Italians are joining! I also watched Portugal and then France v Denmark yesterday and that was alot more enjoyable even tho Simon still isnt playing but atleast he lopped the scary beard off and is looking so beautiful again! Both teams were playing well but I was so happy when Denmark won! How cool is the ginger striker? 🙂 Although I like Theo and would be okay with him winning but he also just won the italian championship so thats enough for a while. :D I didn't know he has a brother who looks almost like him and thought I was going crazy when I saw the two of them going on the pitch. 😅

And now Italy is playing again, I'm a bit worried but atleast there will be pretty players to look at. 😍 Hope your having a nice weekend! 🙂

~S.A.

Hello!! Welcome back!! I'm doing well, I hope you've been well too my love! Football is something else isn't it? One hell of a sport let me say... you laugh, you cry, you curse, you scream, and in the end you love these clubs all the same. The guys and the trophies are always hilarious to me because they look way into the cups, but bless I guess they work so hard and suffer so much for it that they deserve to make out with it a little. 😂 Dressing up as the trophy seems to be a recurring theme that we've all thought of.. when I see my favourite men kissing a tin cup I always feel jealous as hell of it which is ridiculous but also a vibe xD Isn't it nice to have off-the-beaten-path kinks now? See? Totally okay, what did I tell you? And also it got you into this mess with the rest of us and that's low-key a vibe I love for you 😌

I've had to miss Italy playing tonight because I was fighting my technologies but I need to peep on that tomorrow (it's past mid-night so it's already tomorrow but... you know xD) the only games I watched were my very own clowns because it's free on TV and then my Danish rolls! I was more than delighted with the match and the results but I don't know which striker is ginger? Kasper Dolberg? I always thought he was blonde but maybe he's red to some. 😅 I'm so damn happy Simon shaved off that bush off his face!! I am beyond relieved that his prince good looks are starting to come back, if he made me look at that beard for longer I would have lost the last of my nuts and bolts... Theo and his brother tend to scare me because they're not event twins... Lucas is older than Theo and yet I swear those dudes look the same to me... but at least Theo is a decent guy 😶

I hope you have a nice weekend too darling! And I hope your sleeping schedule continues to improve while football is out for while! 💗

[somedaytakethetime]

Hii, goodmorning! 💛 I'm so nervous its literally woken me up. 🤪 But to distract myself I looked up that video of the Danish coach with the baby photos and its true that one kid and Simon are identical at the same age. 😄 You can even see it now although Simon looks so different with this crazy beard, no offense I know hes growing it for some bet or challenge while he's out injured but he's soo much more handsome without it! He looks older with it and like he's auditioning for a Viking movie. 😆 The Danish manager is so cute he seems so nice and he really cares about his players, its obvious because he had a little story to tell about each of the guys on the baby pics. I watched some more videos but I wish they had more subtitles, maybe they assume only people from Denmark watch them. 🙁 Milan does an excellent job of providing subtitles and translations of everything for there international fan base and I'm very grateful for that because otherwise I'd never know whats going on. 😆

It seems paradox that theres so much homophobia in the football world I cant think of any other sport where so much PDA between men happens and for me thats a huge part of the appeal. 😍😍 Its okay if thats not your thing but theres also no reason to be hostile towards the community or your team or players for showing support.

I totally get not watching the matches live even tho I ended up watching everything but its also still pretty new to me and I dont wanna miss anything. Once when they were down 1-0 I got scared and switched it off but then there was this little voice in my head that said, they might be scoring right now and youre missing it, so both watching and not watching felt wrong and like you said its irrational but maybe just accepting that football makes you irrational is the best idea, as long as it doesnt spill over to other aspects of life. 😅😅

Oh and ofcourse I got no dreams about the team getting frisky with eachother although I tried. 😥 Guess I need some more inspiration so they really need to win because them celebrating together with that ugly league trophy would be so so sexy! 😍

~S.A.

Hello hello!! Oh no, I'm sorry for that 😅 Kasper Hjulmand is one of my favourite coaches because you can tell he's close to his players, has known a lot of them for years now, and I think it's so precious of him! (yes I also totally have a crush on him, but we digress from that...) Simon and that horrid horrid beard that he won't cut until he's back is giving me pain pangs everywhere in my body. This is me when I look at Simon now:

Yeah you don't get any subtitles with the Danish videos, you if you're going to watch it has to be for the ~*vibes*~ I think, that's how I do it 😂

Exactly! Like.. I don't understand homophobia in general because I'm of the viewpoint that other people's private lives shouldn't concern you but alas... some fans are built different I guess 😒

FOMO... I get it too. I watch A LOT of the games (Leicester usually) that are causing me incredible amounts of pain just because I don't want to miss a thing. Football... gets a weird hold on your life and rationality xD

Especially if they wear that spunk kit... if they're wearing that and all nearly making out with each other? I think it's dream fuel 😏

[somedaytakethetime]

Hii! 🙂 I was going to say happy wednesday but actually hate when people do that for random weekdays so I'm just saying goodmorning, I think thats right, and hope you have a good day. 💕 Great I just realized it probably sounded like I dont like dogs but I do, at least some of them but its true that cats are more chill and take care of themselves like you dont have to take them for endless walks or bathe them. So I like dogs but only when they belong to other people. :D

Okay needless to say I nearly died on sunday, why are Milan's first halves always so stressful?? But then sexy Theo finally put an end to that with that spectacular goal. So cool! And then everyone brought there kids. 😍 Simons boys are soo cute one of them looks like an exact copy of him!

Obviously I'm happy if they win the championship and feels like I'm crushing on almost every single one of there players but I was also extra happy about the support for this young british goal keeper who came out as gay and the lgbtqia+ community in general. It took me ages to check but I wanted to know and no other Serie A club even acknowledged it or showed any sign of support so I'm super proud and happy! And I may have gotten into them for the weirdest most random silly reason first but somehow was lucky and it was the best choice ever. ❤🖤 Thankyou so much for helping me pick and always being so encouraging and explaining stuff and not thinking its stupid. And for not supporting Inter ofcourse because I could of ended up with them instead. 😅 The only thing thats frustrating is how intolerant and homophobic some of the international fans are and it also made my blood boil how rude they are about my sweet curly deputy captain Davide for being extra supportive and I wanted to fight every single one of those ass holes but its a lost cause so I just hope all these f***ers have a miserable life.

Anyways I'm going to sleep now hoping to dream of the whole team getting it on with each other and if Freud would explain that with mommy daddy whatever sex issues hes welcome and most likely right. At least he wasnt a big homophobe! 😅

~S.A.

SCREAMING xDD It didn't sound like you didn't like dogs, don't worry. I prefer cats too and I would actually give my own kidneys to my dogs if they needed them.. and if that worked 😂

THE CHILDREN!!! I CAN'T WITH ALL THE BABIES!!! Simon's sons are literally the blondes children on earth, bless them, and a fun fact about the one that looks exactly like him: there's this video of Kasper Hjulmand, the Danish NT coach, guessing the players just by their baby pictures and when he gets Simon's photo he mentions he knew it was Simon right away because his son is an exact copy of him. And yes I was melting when that happened it was so sweet. Milan is always stressful as shit but at least they brought children! :DD

I have to confess: I haven't actually watched any of their matches live lately because I'm actually afraid of cursing them 😶 I watch the highlights after it's over because I'm a bad penny.... I watched the Eurovision for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE this year and the UK nearly won.... I'm a curse to everything I watch.... So I *might* watch their last match live... but... (and I know I say it's irrational to have these superstitions I know but... I never said I was rational I just said that you guys should take my advice, no that I take it myself..😂) I'm so happy they're showing him support, it always warms my heart to see players and clubs do that. The football world can be absolutely disgusting on certain matters so I actually feel proud and happy when people show their support. I wish the fans could do the same.... mfs.... 😒 I'm always here to help with what I know. I a) like feeling like a smartass and b) like spreading the knowledge I have. And I guess the feeling like a smartass works perfectly well with the spreading knowledge... 😅 Don't worry I wouldn't support Inter, my mutuals would collectively kick my ass so we're safe from Inter on this one xD

CRYING! I hope you did get some of those dreams! Come share if you did 👁️👁️

[somedaytakethetime]

Hi! 💙 Guess what I watched earlier. 😫Funnily enough I dont think its my fault this time, Leicester just doesnt score goals! Its a bit like Milan but much worse! But I do think its my fault that Söyüncu doesnt get to play anymore I shouldnt of said hes pretty because apparently that gets you benched! 😡 I hope your allright tho and I hope my weird locker room dream provided for some inspiration for some nice dreams for you too. 😁 I love to analyze my dreams and also have a few books on this topic but this one was just puzzling. So I'm just assuming that the stupid cops probably represented the italian referee organization that really doesnt want Milan to win the league and the dream means that I'm worried that Milan will be cheated out of the title by unfair referee decisions and thats definitly true, and Sandro in the sexy girls underwear that I never got to fully see is a symbol for the league trophy that will go to Inter last minute. 😭😭

Ohgod this is actually depressing I probably shouldnt over analyze stuff and maybe I really just think Olivier and especially Sandro would look very beautiful in black an red lace undies. 🥰 Guys in makeup are really hot so why not guys in girls lingerie! 💕

Goodnight, have a good day! 🙂

~S.A.

I'm not fine. At all. BUT we move on from that, ya know? 😅 the levels of bitterness I can exude are unmatched on this earth no one can hold a grudge longer than I can....

I love that you analyse your dream *in-depth*. Usually I try to analyse mine more in the sense of "oh this is probably because I talked of such and such and then my brain added stress from something and I got this weird I'm back in school and failing all my classes again dream" xD I actually really like reading dream interpretations, I just get fascinated by all sorts of information. Your worries are fully justified because bad refs and fixed matches happen in every league, it's actually ridiculous how often this happens and literally nothing is done about it...

I have a weird kink... so I definitely agree with that statement 👀

[somedaytakethetime]

Watching match replays knowing the result already definetly sounds less stressful but not watching while its on would also stress me out so I guess remembering to breathe is the best option. 😅 But seems like you already had quite an ordeal watching Leicester and yes its exactly like that, two teams that you support playing against eachother can only go wrong, and even a draw wouldnt be satisfying. But having your team with your favorite keeper lose with three goals sucks extra bad I guess, hopefully it made them angry enough to take it out on Rome tho. 🤞

I'd love to dream of Paolo but in a different setting please! But how did you know Sandro's bubble butt was featured?? 👁👁 Because it was but I never got a grope because I was somehow monitoring surveillance camera video from there locker room, I hope this doesnt actually exist because that would be kinda awful! 😬 Anyways Olivier and Sandro were in there getting dressed in black and red lace panties and garter belts but I never saw the end result because it cut to Pioli arguing with some cops who wanted to take them into custody and that was the disturbing part. 😭😭 I'm so confused about this I fully blame Giroud because of the way he was holding Sandro after he scored that goal but I also never cared for lingerie and stuff like that before so I'm also blaming the stressful match & my f***ed sleeping schedule but atleast this would be a ’normal’ acceptable kink so I'm not reluctant to the idea. :D

Sorry for the rant I'm actually going to sleep now. 😅 Have a good day 💜💜

~S.A.

It's definitely less stressful to rewatch when you already know what'll happen alas one also needs the mood and energy to rewatch it and that's null lately 😅 I doubt it made them angry, if anything it made them more dejected... I can't watch this man get massacred day in and day out, I'll commit a crime. Defending him with words isn't enough anymore, I need a gun....

I'm so sorry but.... SCREAMING!!! 🤣 Not you getting the show of a lifetime with those two putting on sexy lingerie and then getting a demonic jumpscare of Pioli arguing with the police!! THE POLICE!! 🤣 They really wanted to arrest two guys for being too sexy I can't, coppers can't see a bad bitch winning.... I'm loving this dream more than anything because I love the visual of Sandro in a garter belt.... I, too, have strange kinks 😏😌😂

[somedaytakethetime]

Thats it I need to buy an oxygen tent for the remaining matches. 😶 This should have been atleast 3-0 and the ref hated Milan and I felt so bad for Brahim because he had to play against a mean guy who was twice as big as him, how is that fair? But atleast they got the points so I shouldnt be complaining so much.

Zlatan is funny! He also seems more relaxed now but I remember him from worldcups and Sweden matches and he used to be so scary. I wish he wasnt injured so much now he still seems very important for the team and is always really supportive even when hes not playing, I like him.

Yes I saw what happened to Leicester, I'm sorry. How could they lose with such cute pink socks on tho? 😩 And I forgot you also support Tottenham but I get the problem because I support two NHL teams and hate when they play against eachother. People are always like whats your problem you should be fine with either result but no, it doesnt work like that! Fingers crossed for thursday tho, it would be so nice for Leicester to win that because theyre definetly not winning anything in the Premier league.

Honestly as a player I would also refuse to play at 6 am. 😆 I am NOT a morning person and after the match had breakfast without coffee which is very wrong but I had sleep to catch up on but then had a mad dream that involved several Milan players and Pioli and was both intriguing and disturbing and I never got to the end. ☹️

~S.A.

I still have yet to re-watch the match but today won't be that day either because I don't need added stress 😅

Zlatan was so much more aggressive in his youth, he had some WILD moments. Very willing to fight a lot back then. Now he still gets angry but he just intervenes more in a Dad way and I love that for him, love that he's a reluctant and unwilling parent to all these kids around him <3 xD

Right?!?? Like you can like both teams but you're not happy no matter what! It's the opposite! It doesn't matter the results you'll be cross either way! It's /unfair/! And Leicester really needed a win... curses and hexes are all I get in this life! STRIFE IS MY ONLY GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS 😭

Intriguing and disturbing... if it involved Pioli in any way I assume it would be! That's the wrong man, darling, you need to dream of Paolo not Pioli! 😂

[somedaytakethetime]

Somehow, I'm starting to think I don't have the weirdest kink in the world after all and that makes me happy. 😃 Maybe watching football gets you into weirder kinks and it works the other way round too!

Ofcourse Sandro would slap back and I'd be worried if he didnt, we're not living in a bible story after all! It makes me laugh how he seems to be percieved as somehow dangerous looking because fine, his awesome eyebrows can make him look a bit broody and I admit he sometimes has a bit of an unsettling stare when concentrated but other than that he's the least scary person ever, I too would carry a knife if I were him. 😆 The scariest person at Milan is definitly Zlatan and even he turned out less scary than I thought!

Söyüncü, thats the one and thats an even crazier name because hes usually listed as Soyuncu without the dots everywhere. But its true at Leicester they seem to call him Soy or Cags most of the time and I get why. 😄 He's really so pretty with his long mane and blue eyes but he wasnt even playing against Rome. 🙁 The result was abit disappointing too I thought they werent so bad, but theres still the second match and as long as its not Milan theyre allowed to kick out an italian team. 🤞 Theyre also playing the same time as Milan today and I thought Serie A had the better kickoff times wtf. They could schedule a match for 6 am Italy time once and see what its like. 😴😴 I'm definitly not drinking a whole bottle of wine now I'd be drunk all day and I'll save that for when theyve won the league. 😊 And I'm also planning to go back to sleep afterwards and either have a nice dream of half naked celebrating players or a nightmare of Inter winning there match. 😶 I'm not watching that because every time I watch them these f***ers win, There we go again with the superstition. 😆

Hope you have fun watching the match, whichever it is! 🙂💙❤🖤

~S.A.

Trust me when I tell you: you DO NOT have the weirdest kink. There's far far far worse. I've seen it.

I think I'm the only one that find Zlatan more funny than he's scary.... there's something in his sense of humour that I love. xD

Çağlar Söyüncü. I love his name thought I absolutely CANNOT pronounce it correctly. He's cute and he tries his hardest bless him, I love him so much for all he gives on the pitch. He wasn't playing against Roma because, if I recall what my commentators said during today's match, he was bopped or something during the match against Villa and so he sat that one out. But don't quote me on that please, I could be wrong. No one is playing at 6am I'm sorry, literally have fan would riot 😂 And I'm glad you won't spend the day drunk too!! That's nice to hear! xDD

I did NOT have any fun at all but alas that's football.

[somedaytakethetime]

Hello have I helped summon a whole Sandro kink brigade? 😳 Your welcome or I'm sorry I dunno which it is. 😄😄

Atleast we have a broad variety of kinks covered. 😊 Because even if he were into that I'm totally unable to hit or slap someone who hasn't slapped me or otherwise really really pissed me off first and wouldnt even dream of slapping his darling face. 🥺 I'd probably cry and also dont wanna get slapped back. 😆 I sure hope his team mates all have a hair pulling kink tho because he often grabs people by their hair to pull them in for a cuddle and its strangely sexy.

Tomorrow its Serie A & Premier league crossover time! 🇬🇧🇮🇹 There are so many pan european leagues its unbelievable! I hope I'll be able to watch atleast some of it and I'll be supporting Leicester ofcourse! Apart from Kasper they also have a really pretty defender with long hair & an equally long complicated name. 😃

I'm so glad other people also do weird superstitious stuff I know its silly but at the same time cant help it! So I was planning to drink this bottle of Italian red wine that I've had for ages during the Milan match on Sunday but its soo early so thats probably a bad idea unless I pull an allnighter but that could also be a bad idea. :D You always make my days better. 💕 I'm so glad I came across your blog by complete accident back then! I felt sort of bad for starting a gross discussion but now I know your fine with that I'm happy. 🙂 Have a good day today, goodnight! 😴

~S.A.

That's alright we love a kink brigade in this house, it makes life more exciting and amusing! 😂

I'm with you on that one, I wouldn't dare slap Sandro because I have a feeling he'd slap me right back... and that would just cause a fight to break out and I don't want to fight a man often associated with keeping knives on his body... 😳 (disclaimer: this is a joke) I think a lot of them probably are into a bit of hair pulling.... or maybe it's just me projecting my kinks again

Yay!! Thank you for the support for my clowns they're definitely gonna need it! 😭🙏🏻 I think you mean Söyüncü! Usually people call him Soy from my understanding, he's Turkish that's why his name is a bit complicated for us. xD Have I watched Turkey play just for Söyüncü? Maybe.... 😶 but he really does have such nice hair 😌

None of us are alone in the paranoid superstitions thing and I love all of this for us. We may all be a bit nutty but at least we're all together in it! 🤣 I do all sorts of oddities for matches because.... I'm trying to find something that'll work... logically one knows one isn't affecting their performance at all but... if one can avoid throwing their karma off balance or something might as well try 👁️👁️. I wouldn't advise drinking very early, especially not wine but..... I once drank cheap champagne for breakfast so... I'm not the model picture of good health here 😅

Awww, thank you so much! 😭♥️♥️♥️ I'm so happy you guys actually like it here, my little silly self loves you all so much and I'm delighted you found a place to share all your gross kinks because I welcome all discussions, especially of the spicy yet gross kind! 😌😊

[somedaytakethetime]

Good Morning! 🙂💜 Atleast I hope that its morning for you and good. :D

Today I almost didnt finish watching the match because of that early goal for Rome and almost went to go help my house mate buy a bed instead but then I made her wait after all and that was the best idea ever! 😁 Not only was everyone fighting like they really wanted to win also my beautiful main man Sandrooo scored such a beautiful goal when the match should of been over already. 😍😍 What a stupid rule tho with yellow cards for taking there shirts off it wasnt even like he was naked under it unfortunately. 😕 They need to score more goals obviously they need them to win but theyre also extra cute & sexy when celebrating them and I wonder what actually happens off-camera. 👁👁 Do you really think some of them have a spanking kink? A pain kink really wouldnt surprise me tho.

By the way i also watched a bit of Premier league yesterday because I inexplicably woke up at an ungodly hour and what happens? Zero goals for Leicester and Brentford. 😐 Okay so that wasnt the case for Milan today but sometimes it feels like I'm sucking all the goal threat out of the atmosphere. 😅😅

And this is nothing to do with football but I always love how supportive you are, you have a way of making people feel less like freaks when they think they are, I can speak from experience. 💚

~S.A.

Good morning, afternoon and evening to you too darling! 😊 I actually didn't watch the match because Ciro scored right at the start and I felt like it was my fault for mentioning him yesterday... we all develop weird rituals don't we? 😭 But I'm so happy they win and I need to see Sandro's goal because I love him with all my heart, my precious baby! I hate the yellow cards for taking their shirts off because a) he had an undershirt so he was still dressed and b) SEXY PEOPLE SHOULDN'T GET CARDED! 😤

Leicester was by far the most uneventful match ever..... but at least they didn't concede in added timed which makes me happy because these fuckers do that a lot. 😭 And in the end the only thing that matters happens every match: my one true and only future husband looks sexy always. 😌

Thank you so much! 😭♥️ None of you are freaks and that's what I want you guys to remember. You're not alone, you deserve love and kindness and loads of happiness, and there's help for everyone plus I'm always here to listen to all of you. If I succeed in making anyone's day a little better with my clowning and by listening I've already made my life worth it. 😊