#mwahahaha i've been waiting for this moment

[verxsyon]

modern au gi. tea shop owner!wrio x detective!gn!reader

loosely inspired by ai: the somnium files and purple hyacinth. i wanna thank iryth @iridescene for her input. everyone should bounce ideas off of her because her mind is amazing and her ideas are immaculate.

tea shop owner wrio acts as an informant to detective reader. wrio used to be a high rank officer in the police force but was dismissed after stuff went wrong in the case he was assigned to, and then the case went cold. years later, reader was assigned to a case which had strong associations to that cold case. they plan to find him since he was directly involved.

they discovered important clues regarding the cold case from the suspect of their previous case during their interrogation. as they press him further about what he said, a senior officer told them to stop immediately. curiosity about the cold case is dangerous, and the senior officer warned them that they could end up like wrio if the possibility occurs. 

the current state of the justice system in the country is very messy. wrio’s dismissal from the police was a result of corruption. the true perpetrator of the case manipulated the dynamics of the situation behind the scenes using their power and wealth. so the police are forbidden to act on it because of pressure from higher authorities (i.e., the government and the rich who bribed the law to stay silent).

however, reader’s determined to find out the truth, so they requested to continue the interrogation with the suspect about the information he revealed (without permission from their seniors). the suspect is actually investigating the same case as reader on someone else’s behalf, however their carelessness caused them to get caught by the police, which isn’t part of the plan. reader promised that they would let him go as the police doesn’t have enough evidence to keep him in a holding cell, on the condition to have them meet the person who sent him to the site.

reader meets wrio, who doesn’t look like the type to be a tea shop owner. noticing that they’re a new face in his shop, he serves them tea on the house. maybe wrio could have them play a guessing game on what kind of tea he served and he would tell them the answer with fun facts, to demonstrate his abilities as an informant? they would guess right, and he continue the game, admitting that they’re interesting (similar to the confrontation scene with lyney).

reader answers all of his questions right thanks to their detective skills, and wrio asks them the purpose of their visit (or something vague idk). when they realize what he means and give an acceptable answer he’s looking for, he says with a smile:

“you’re quite the special detective. aren’t you, rookie?”

[themightymoose]

Pepper headcanons!!!!

🎉🎉🎉

Oh yeah the moment that I've been waiting for mwahahaha >:)

This one is much longer than the other headcanon lists I did

So in a previous headcanon I sent in an ask to priz I stated that in the human au, Pepper was a foster kid who got adopted by Pete at age 13 or 14

And as a pet her foster parents were her owners

... but I don't think I stated how many different owners/foster parents she went through before Pete came into the picture. Her foster parents included:

A cult leader, a cop, a serial killer, a thief, a member if that cult that the cult leader leads, an actor, a firefighter, a director, a model, an athlete, an alpha male podcaster (I am so sorry girl-)

There's probably more but the point is is that she moved around a lot

And all of them were shit to her

also don't ask how criminals were able to adopt a child

Pretty please

They would physically, mentally, verbally, or emotionally abuse her. Or neglect her

Some treated her like an object or a trophy that they flaunted around, while others treated her like an embarrassment, a nuisance that they had to hide from the world

oh and don't even get me started on the criminals my lord-

There's only so long that Pepper moved around homes where she began to wonder what was wrong with her

She ended up liking the ones that would physically abuse her the most, because at least she got some kind of touch from it

I'm not going to be getting into stuff with Pete because their will be a fic about their relationship 😉

But I think at least one of her owners put a shock collar on her as a way to dehumanize her. I also think that some of them would try and choke her until she was unconscious

This resulted in Pepper hating having her neck touched

Even her hair brushing against her neck makes her feel uneasy

But Pepper keeps it in a ponytail because she doesn't really want to cut her hair

Pepper has to really trust you to let you touch her neck

Okay let's get into happier headcanons shall we

Pepper is ridiculously ticklish

She is immensely overprotective of her friends, but she'll never admit it

I also mentioned that she has a real comparison problem. By that I mean she always finds a way to compare herself to literally any person she crosses. It's especially bad with Zoe

Mainly because they're best friends and having the most conventionally attractive person as your best friend while you hate yourself is a not so good combination

The solution? Write down all the reason you love her and read it to her all the way through

Zoe did that

And Pepper was like >:(

Back to her being overprotective because I'm very inconsistent. Any insults thrown at her are completely brushed off by her. Why should she care? Everyone said that to her, why is it different now? Also she's a comedian, she's used to it

But if you insult her friends???? Run

Pepper was genuinely confused the first time her friends stood up for her

She cried listening to jealousy jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo

She's taking that to the grave

Pepper actually has freckles but you can only see them if she's out in the sun long enough. They were much more visible when she was a kid

She's one of those people that are so chill when she gets injured

"Oh can you grab a bandaid real quick? Yeah, no, don't worry I just chopped my finger off. It's fine I just need a bandaid..... What do you mean you're calling 911-"

Bro she is so snuggly and clingy when she's sick

She'll be clinging to one of her friends and they'll just be like "I know I should move because then I'll get sick but Pepper is just too damn cute-"

Pepper pretends she doesn't remember anything when she actually does. She just doesn't want to relive the cringe

She tells really bad jokes when she wants affection. Worse than usual

"Did you hear about the friend that... really wants a hug?" And then halfway through she'll start mumbling and rambling because she's only just now realizing she did not think this through

The most attractive thing about a person according to Pepper is their laugh

This one time Pepper got drunk and ended up rambling about all the abuse she endured to one of her friends and they just stared at her like 😦

Don't ask which friend

[kathyprior4200]

Miraculous Ladybug Hawkmoth Episode End Quotes

Season 1:

Origins: Hawk Moth: This is just the beginning, Ladybug. You and Cat Noir may have won this battle, but I will win the war. I will get your Miraculouses. I will get the absolute power! And then my secret dream will come true!

Stormy Weather: Hawk Moth: A storm is coming, Ladybug and Cat Noir! Someday your Miraculous will be mine and you’ll be frozen in your defeat!

Evillustrator: Hawk Moth: The only great illustration I’d like is one of me seizing their miraculous! They were almost mine! Once I have them in my grasp, she’ll come back to me!

Lady Wifi: Hawk Moth: Just like online, you can’t keep your identities secret forever! Your mask will fall, Ladybug, and then you’ll have no choice but to hand over your precious Miraculous!

Princess Fragrance: Hawk Moth: You may have defeated me again this time, but soon I will smell the sweet scent of victory when your Miraculous will be mine!

Dark Cupid: Hawk Moth: Grrr... blasted Ladybug! Blasted Valentine's Day! You don’t know how much I hate you!

Mr. Pigeon: Hawk Moth: Wretched pigeons, wretched Ladybug. I'll destroy every one of you!

Pixelator: Hawk Moth: (from his lair) Next time, I assure you it won't be a photo finish. I won't stop, Ladybug! I'll destroy you!

Copycat: You’ll be sorry you ever decided to keep your Miraculous from me! The cat will be out of the bag soon enough!

The Bubbler: Hawk Moth: You can't run forever Ladybug and when I catch you, I will crush you! I will DESTROY YOU BOTH!

Simon Says: Hawkmoth: Hawkmoth says…I will get both your miraculouses next time! Curse you Ladybug and Chat Noir!

Rogercop: Hawk Moth: You may have eluded me this time, Ladybug, but one of these days, my wish will come true and I’ll never have to deal with you both again!

Gamer: Hawk Moth: Such pitiful insolence! The moment you challenged me was the moment you sealed your fate! This battle is not yet over...

Animan: Hawk Moth: (groans) You ruined everything, Ladybug. This is not how it was supposed to end! But I promise you, one day it will be me at the top of the food chain! And you'll be nothing!

Darkblade: Hawk Moth: Our duel is not over, my dear Ladybug. At the end of our battle, I will rule!

The Pharoah: Hawk Moth: (from his lair) You might have gotten away this time, but I assure you, Ladybug, some day, wherever you are, I will have your Miraculous, and you'll be nothing! Nothing at all!

Timebreaker: Hawk Moth: You slipped by me this time, Ladybug and Cat Noir. But one day, past, present, or future... you will be destroyed! And I'll have your Miraculouses! I will be UNSTOPPABLE!! Mwahahaha!

Horrificator: Hawk Moth: (from his lair) You don't scare me, Ladybug. I know I'll destroy you in the end! Someday, somehow, I'll destroy you!

The Puppeteer: Hawk Moth: No! This cannot be happening! Just wait until I’m the one pulling the strings!

The Mime: Hawk Moth: The show's not over yet, Ladybug. You just wait. There's still a last act to come when you least expect it.

Guitar Villain: Hawk Moth: Dahhh! Don't do your victory dance just yet, because one day, I'll play you my favorite music: the anthem of your defeat, Ladybug and Cat Noir!

Refleckta: Hawk Moth: You might've pulled it off today Ladybug, but everything isn't always as it appears to be! Watch out Ladybug! I'll destroy you when you least expect it!

Antibug: Hawk Moth: I’ll make hundreds of opposite rivals until I can get your Miraculous, Ladybug!

Kung Food: Hawk Moth: (from his lair) This evil dinner was almost perfect. Revenge is a dish that's best served cold, so watch yourself, because I'll be ready to strike again!

Volpina: Hawk Moth: She's still angry. You're not done with Volpina yet, Ladybug. You haven't seen the last of her.

Season 2:

The Collector: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, Cat Noir — you almost managed to find out who I am; but now I am more above suspicion than I've ever been. As of today, nothing will prevent me from getting your Miraculous, and making my greatest wish come true! All I need to do now is wait for my next prey. (cackles deeply)

Prime Queen: Hawk Moth: Prime Queen turned out to be bad news. But soon, I'll be broadcasting the end of Ladybug and Cat Noir!

Glaciator: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, you've melted all my plans! But someday, I will triumph, and it will taste of such sweet revenge!

Despair Bear: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, if you haven't been helped, defeating you would have been child's play. So you better watch out. Your day of devastation is coming soon!

Troublemaker: Hawk Moth: You really are a troublemaker, Ladybug. But you won’t be prepared for the trouble I’ll bring to you after I defeat you and seize your Miraculous!

Gigantitan: Hawk Moth: Ladybug and Cat Noir, Gigantitan may not have been big enough for the job, but I promise my next villain will be more than you can handle!

Riposte: Hawkmoth: This duel is not over Ladybug and Chat Noir. You’ll taste the blade of defeat when I have your Miraculous!

Befana: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, Cat Noir... you've escaped punishment yet again! I won't sugarcoat the truth, and next time I will destroy you and have your Miraculous!

Frightingale: Hawkmoth: I swear that someday, Ladybug you will pay! You won’t be feeling fine, once your Miraculous is mine!

Gorizilla: Hawk Moth: One of these days I'll find out who Ladybug and Cat Noir really are. And when I do, I'll make them pay for eternity!

Robustus: Hawk Moth: (places his sword back into his cane scabbard as the window opens again, then falls to his knee to catch his breath) I may have made a mistake today, but believe me, Ladybug and Cat Noir, it won't happen again!

Sapotis: Hawk Moth: You and your friends have defeated me this time, Ladybug! But thanks to you, now I know there are other Miraculous in Paris! And most likely, a guardian!

The Dark Owl: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, Cat Noir, everyday I'm getting closer to destroying you both! And soon you'll be nothing more than superheroes in a history book!

Syren: Hawkmoth: Ladybug and Chat Noir, soon I will seize your Miraculous and lure you to the watery depths of your doom.

Zombizou: Hawk Moth: Ladybug... Cat Noir! If Zombizou is right...if love does always conquer...then someday, my most cherished wish will come true for sure!

Captain Hardrock: Hawk Moth: For the sake of Neptune! Captain Hardrock didn't manage to seize your Miraculous! But one of these days Ladybug and Cat Noir, your treasure will be mine! 

Frozer: Hawk Moth: You smashed through my plans like an icebreaker, Ladybug. But revenge is a dish best served cold.

Style Queen: Hawk Moth: Style Queen was my greatest masterpiece. How could she have failed? How could I have failed? What should I do now?

Queen Wasp: Hawkmoth: Un-bee-livable! I’ll show you how powerful I can bee, when I destroy you!

Reverser: Hawkmoth: Ladybug and Chat Noir, you’ll be the one going backwards while I take your Miraculous…the tables will turn on you!

Anansi: Hawk Moth: You're gaining more allies, Ladybug, but don't rush to rejoice. Soon you might just be outnumbered.

Malediktator: Hawkmoth: One day, Ladybug and Chat Noir, you will obey me, and I’ll have the absolute power within my grasp!

Sandboy: Gabriel: I hope you liked your friends' birthday gift, Nooroo. Now I know that they're close and that there are many of them. If I manage to find them, I'll take their Miraculous. Then I'll have unlimited powers at my disposal. If I have to fight a whole army of superheroes, I'll do it. Whatever it takes, Nooroo. And Ladybug and Cat Noir won't be able to stop me ever again. (evil laugh)

Catalyst: Scarlet Moth: Ladybug, Cat Noir, behold my powerful army and have no doubt that today belongs to Scarlet Moth!

Santa Claws:  Hawk Moth: Ladybug, Cat Noir. Go ahead and enjoy your Christmas this time, but we'll see who gets the best presents next Christmas.

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Season 3:

Chameleon: Hawk Moth: I sense a talent like no other in this young Lila. I'm sure that her feelings about Ladybug will serve my purposes well in the end. One way or another.

Animaestro: Gabriel: Ladybug, Cat Noir. Enjoy your apparent victory, because as in all the best tragedies, triumph always comes before failure.

Bakerix: Hawk Moth: (in his lair) One day or another, things will change, Ladybug, and front row seats to your downfall will sell like hotcakes! (laugh maniacally)

Backwarder: Hawk Moth: Don't believe for one second that you've won, Ladybug! I've acquired more information that will enable me to track the Guardian down. And even though no one in Paris goes by the name of Master Fu, I will find where he's hiding. Soon I'll be able to have him decipher the spellbook for me and maybe, who knows, even get my hands on every Miraculous known on Earth!

Reflekdoll: Hawk Moth: (clenching his fist) We failed yet again!

Weredad: I swear I’ll defeat you and feed you to the wolves, Ladybug and Chat Noir! This isn’t over!

Silencer: Hawk Moth: You broke the laws of silence, Ladybug. But I'm preparing an act of vengeance for you that will leave you speechless! 

Oni-Chan: Hawk Moth: I think I was mistaken. I shouldn’t chase that girl away. She could make a very good ally.

Miraculer: Hawk Moth: No, Mayura. We've set the stage for the future. Queen Bee will change her mind. I’ll be the one to take away their powers!

Oblivio: Hawk Moth: I won't soon forget this, Ladybug and Cat Noir. The love you both secretly have for each other will be your downfall.

Desperada: Hawk Moth: History repeats itself, Ladybug! But rest assured, one day I will be the one who rewrites it! 

Christmaster: Hawk Moth: You stole my Christmas presents, Ladybug. But my birthday's coming soon, and trust me, I'll make sure it's a day you'll never forget.

Startrain: Hawk Moth: I wish I could blast you off into space, Ladybug and Chat Noir, then I’d make my wish and rule the universe!

Kwamibuster: Hawk Moth: All his Kwamis, so many powers! If I can capture them first, I will form my own army of Miraculous wearing super villains, and defeat Ladybug and Cat Noir once and for all! I must find the guardian!

Feast: Gabriel: I have not digested my defeat, Ladybug. It's simply honed my appetite all the more. But now that I know what the guardian looks like, I intend to put that knowledge to use, and prepare a dish of revenge especially for you! And it shall be served very cold.

Gamer 2.0: Hawk Moth: Hawk Moth: No more games, Ladybug. I'll get my revenge. When I do, you won't even remember the meaning of the word fun! Soon it’ll be game over for you!

Stormy Weather 2.0: Hawk Moth: One of these days, I'll send you both into orbit, Ladybug and Cat Noir!

Ikari Gozen: Hawk Moth: Not even the power of the elements will stop me from defeating you, Ladybug and seizing your Miraculous!

Timetagger: Gabriel: If I'm not Hawk Moth in the future, then that means I failed. Your time will run out, Ladybug and Chat Noir. It’ll be Hawkmoth’s hour soon enough!

Party Crasher: Gabriel: Ladybug. Cat Noir. Soon your luck will run out, and one of these days, I'll be leading you in a dance. A dance of doom.

Puppeteer 2: Hawk Moth: Soon, I'm the one who will be pulling the strings, Ladybug, and that day will come sooner than you think!

Felix:

Ladybug:

Battle of the Miraculous

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Season 4:

Truth: Shadow Moth: Thanks to my new powers, truth is underway, Ladybug, and nothing will stop it!

Lies:  Shadow Moth: I’d be lying if I said I didn’t despise you right now, Ladybug. But to think you can stop me is the biggest lie of all!

Gang of Secrets:  Shadow Moth: That’s impossible!

Mr. Pigeon 72: Shadow Moth: Ladybug and Chat Noir, you may be free as birds now, but soon you’ll fall into my trap!

Psycomedian: Shadow Moth: Your continuous victories make me red with anger, Ladybug and Chat Noir! But you’ll only feel the greatest despair once I’ve defeated you at last!

Furious Fu: Shadow Moth: Be careful with your magic box, Guardian of the Miraculous. You wouldn't want to lose it again.

Sole Crusher: Shadow Moth: You may run fast, Ladybug, but I will have you at my feet one day. And then, I will crush you!

Queen Bananna: Shadow Moth: That's impossible! What's going on?!

Gabriel Agreste: Shadow Moth: (from Nathalie's bedroom) Collector, you have failed in the task of getting that boy to tell you his secret. So, now I give you the power to take it by force.

Mega Leech: Shadow Moth: Thanks to your allies, you stole my victory from me today, Ladybug. But I'm already marching towards the next battle. And this time, I'll be the victorious one.

Guiltrip: Shadow Moth: You may have won the day with your positivity this time, but you can count on me to fill the rest of your days with negativity, sooner than you know.

Crocoduel: Shadow Moth: Ladybug, you and your friends always manage to create harmony. But one day, someone will hit a wrong note, and then I'll be the one making music!

Optigami: Gabriel: We don't know our enemies well enough Nathalie. Alya Césaire seems to have a special status in the organization Ladybug has set up since she became guardian. It's time for us to take an interest in her.

Sentibubbler: Ladybug never makes a mistake!

Glaciator 2: Revenge is a dish best served cold, Ladybug, one day I’ll freeze you in your tracks and take your Miraculous once and for all!

Hack-San: Shadow Moth: You had beginner's luck, Scarabella. But I have experience, and I will triumph in the end!

Rocketear: Shadow Moth: Love and secrets don't mix, Ladybug, and I'm sure you have many secrets, too.

Wishmaker: Shadow Moth: I haven't unmasked you yet, Ladybug and Cat Noir. But the day will come when I, too, will find a way to make my dream come true! 

Simpleman: Shadow Moth: I will seize your jewels and make my wish. That is all.

Qilin: Shadow Moth: I will fix the injustice of losing who I most love…and those heroes will face their justice form me!

Dearest Family:  Gabriel: Emilie, my queen, Ladybug and Cat Noir escaped me again today, but I will never give up. I will get their Miraculous. Thanks to the all powerful forces of destruction and creation, I'll destroy this world that took you from us to build a new one, where we'll never be apart again. I will succeed, Emilie. Whatever the cost.

Ephemeral: Shadow Moth:  I will get a second chance against you, Ladybug and Cat Noir…and it won’t be wasted!

Kuro Neko: Shadow Moth: The cat’s out of the bag, Ladybug. I’ll have my claws on your Miraculous, then things will be purrfect.

Penalteam: Shadow Moth: Ladybug! I came as your opponent, I'll leave as you're your worst nightmare!

Risk: Shadow Moth: It's time you finally started taking some risks Ladybug!

Strikeback: Shadow Moth: Risk has been defeated, but Ladybug must have made a mistake of some kind, and I can't wait to see what it is. The battle is not over, Strikeback!

Monarch: People of Paris!! Ladybug had promised to protect you?! Well, she lied to you! Behold, her DEFEAT!! I took all the Miraculous from her! Now, I am more powerful than ever!!! From now on, I will be attacking you relentlessly! I will be everywhere, probing your thoughts, stealing your dreams, harnessing your deepest fears!!! Whatever damage I can cause, I will not stop! Unless, someone brings me Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculous!!!

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Season 5:

Evolution: Ladybug!

Multiplication: My powers will multiply and soon you’ll be outnumbered, Ladybug!

Destruction: Gabriel: What do you think of the new Miraculous, my dear Kwamis?

Jubilation: Monarch: Ladybug, Cat Noir, you have escaped the maze of your desires, but soon, you will sink into the oblivion of mine!

Illusion: Gabriel: I used them to give false information to Ladybug and Cat Noir. They'll never make the connection between Monarch's powers and the Alliance.

Determination: Monarch: No amount of heroes will be able to defeat me, Ladybug! I am determined to watch you fall!

Passion: Monarch: I will hunt you down, Ladybug and Cat Noir…your miraculous will be my prize!

Reunion: Monarch: Face the truth, Ladybug and Cat Noir…I will get my wish and you will lose.

Elation: Gabriel: Ladybug, Cat Noir, the prospect of giving up your Miraculous to experience love left you cold! And yet, now I’ve discovered a burning secret: Cat Noir has feelings for Marinette Dupain-Cheng. I don’t know to what extent, but they exist. And they’re a weakness that I intend to exploit, and put an end to Ladybug!

Transmission: Monarch: Sometimes change is good.

Deflagaration: Monarch: You can't win, Ladybug. It's just a matter of time... You won't always have someone to help you!

Perfection: No!

Migration: Monarch: You defeated me today, Ladybug. But your time is running out! Now that I know the young musician holds the secret to Ladybug and Cat Noir's identities, I'm not going to let him off the hook, and believe me, I will make him sing!!

Derision: Monarch: The greatest joke of all is you Ladybug and Cat Noir, and believe me, I’ll be laughing once I get your miraculous and destroy you!

Intuition: Monarch: I’ll take an infinite amount of chances just so I can finally defeat you, Ladybug and Cat Noir!

Protection: Gabriel: The worm is in the fruit. It's only a matter of time until their relationship becomes spoiled.

Adoration: You can’t hide from me, Ladybug and Cat Noir…I will find you and your Miraculous!

Emotion: Gabriel: The worm is in the fruit. It's only a matter of time until their relationship becomes spoiled.

Pretension: Gabriel: She really is an incredible young lady. Such passion, such determination. Enjoy your time with her, my son. These are precious moments, creating memories you will cherish deeply... when you're in London next year.

Revelation: Gabriel: Marinette Dupain-Cheng, it's always Marinette Dupain-Cheng! You will pay for this!

Lila: Your secrets are mine, and soon I'll have your Miraculous, Monarch.

Confrontation: Monarch: It can't be true! Defeated by a bunch of kids! With or without your Magical Charms, I'm not done with you yet!

Collusion: Monarch: The trap is set, Tsurugi-san. While we wait for Ladybug and Cat Noir to fall into it, the only thing that remains is for us to turn Chloé Bourgeois into a savior.

Revolution: Gabriel: ...we will launch "Operation: Perfect Alliance".

Representation: Monarch: It's time to put an end to the adventures of Ladybug and Cat Noir!

Conformation: Monarch: Hah... hah... Ladybug is still here, I can feel it! She must have transformed back! She's vulnerable! (to Tomoe) Make sure that the others keep looking for Cat Noir, I'm going to give a personal, proper welcome to Ladybug. After all, I am her host. But before I meet her, you, nice Kwamis, are going to give me the power to fight her and make me invulnerable!

Re-creation: Gabriel: Read my soul.

[daily-pure]

Are you okay being so alone? 🥺

Alone? They were, alone...? So the gray bugs weren’t real? Wait, but- is- was the sandwich real,,, the blanket? Those were real, right? Everything was real... Right?

[calltomuster]

Ok ok I've been wanting to ask you this for so long but I was so shy about it and didn't but I'm GOING FOR IT

Do you have any favorite headcanons about Fuzzy?? What were his early days like on Kamino? What was his first meeting with Obi-Wan like? Was it casual, serious...did he immediately know Obi-Wan would be a problem child lol? Are there any moments you have in your head between them or Fuzzy and his brothers that you want to share? Dare I ask, where was he for Order 66? Did he even survive that long?? What happened to him afterwards, if he did?

Idk I just really want to know everything about this boyyyyyy and if you feel like sharing, that would be !!!! super cool!!!! I've been talking my friend's ear off about him so I'd love some new trivia to impart lol!

Thanks for making my world brighter <3

YOU CONTINUE TO GIVE ME LIFE, @the13thbattalion. LIFE, I TELL YOU.

(You also have the dubious honor of being the first person to slide into my askbox in literal years, so congrats 😂. Made my day!)

Under the cut because I am Verbose™️.

Well first of all I’d like to say that my favorite headcanon (can I call it a headcanon if his entire existence is my headcanon????) is how he got his name, which I’ve talked about in both fics he’s been in so far because I love it so much. Clone names are so fascinating to me because they have so much more meaning than names in our world, as they’re given once someone has an actual personality as opposed to at birth. Every clone has a story behind how they got their name, even if it’s just as simple as “I liked the way it sounded.”

And with Fuzzy’s name, it’s got both a double meaning AND irony, which is just the best. All I’ll say for now is that he was named on Kamino by his batchmates. I just wrote out a whole 600 word mini-fic on exactly how he was named but I’m now realizing that I might actually put it in the fic itself so I’m holding onto it for now. I’m tentatively planning on making the last section from Fuzzy’s POV and this would fit in there, but if it doesn’t work out that way I’ll definitely post it on here for you!

Aaaaaanyway, what else can I say about Fuzzy? The bit I just wrote goes into his early days on Kamino, so maybe I’ll talk a bit about his first meeting with Obi-Wan? Ooh, but that would also go really well in the fic itself… Darn it! Well, let me just say that at first no, Fuzzy didn’t anticipate a lot of problems coming from Obi-Wan. I mean, he was a Jedi! Jedi were, like, wise and stuff. And this Jedi seemed especially polite and competent. So Fuzzy gave him the same spiel he gave everyone (batchmates and superior officers alike) about taking care of himself and coming to see him if he ever had any problems and that was that. And so if, for a while, he never saw the General in his medbay, well, Fuzzy figured he was just very good about taking care of himself. Boy, did he soon learn!

Oooooh, Order 66… I admit I haven’t thought too much about what happens there with Fuzzy but sadly, I imagine he was just orbiting Utapau in the Negotiator, waiting for the injured to arrive. After all, General Kenobi was going after Grievous, and that had never ended well in the past for anyone. And then the order came through and he doesn’t remember much after that. Until… well, that’s a story for another day! Mwahahaha.

One final thing about Fuzzy that will almost definitely make it into the overall fic but I’ll put here anyway: he has a lot of fun with shinies. Loves them. Mainly messing with them. After all, they’ve all heard about the head medic for the 212th. Some of them hear of his reputation but not his name, and so make the mistake of laughing in his face a little when they’re introduced to the terrifying head medic and he’s called Fuzzy. And some hear of his name and not his reputation, and so expect some sweet, doting, wouldn’t-hurt-a-fly medic and are then confronted with the man himself. Both scenarios end with Fuzzy getting up in the shiny’s face with a scowl and screaming something along the lines of “My name is Fuzzy! Is there something funny about that to you, trooper?! Huh?!” and then the shiny will quake in his boots and shake his head really quickly and stammer out a “No, sir!” and Fuzzy will maintain eye contact for a few seconds too long and then draw back and give them The Spiel about not getting hurt as if nothing happened. Fuzzy finds that the shinies are much more motivated to keep themselves healthy if they are just the slightest bit scared of him. Of course, once they are actually hurt and in the medbay they realize he’s mostly bark rather than bite so learn to love their head medic.

(And Fuzzy, of course, is a bit of an asshole but he’s not an asshole, so once he learns about Obi-Wan’s PTSD he changes his demeanor around him and does a lot of research, as we’ll see in the fic!)

Thanks so much for asking all these questions! It really forced me to write down all the things that have been floating around in my head and it gave me ideas for the fic. Please feel free to jump into my askbox any time!!

[pockydays]

if ur still debating on it, id say do it!! i've been waiting since near eula banner? (somewhere around there) and i wished the exact moment he dropped got him on my 30th pull <3. hes vv powerful, he sucks in enemies from afar and groups them together which i find very useful. also his ult T - T so pretty i love it, but its a bit short tho. also him in general is just *chef kiss* canadian aether <3

overall, i had very much fun playing with him! if u still dk if you wanna pull, id say try his character first as many times as you want, then hopefully you'll get to decide then. if you do however wish for him, good luck! i shall bless you with my godly luck/hj

i'll most likely pull for kazuha :)) if i don't get him, hopefully i'll get jean and add her to my anemo harem mwahahaha >:) i feel like his playstyle is what i wanted xiao's to be (smooth and very elegant), but now i'm used to playing xiao hehe

i really enjoy playing crowd control characters since i hate fighting enemies that are all spread out :/ if i get kazuha then i'll be able to do the noblesse domain w venti and sucrose so easily <3

and thank you for the luck :] hopefully my luck on the xiao banner and standard banner carries over; i got mona and xiao 16 pulls apart and i got skyward blade, c1 qiqi, and lost prayer to the sacred wind in 55 pulls on the standard banner :3:

anyways i hope you have fun playing him - farming his mats will be hell; i hate fighting the maguu kenki and i haven't even done the azhdaha quest T_T