#muwutual

[lollybliz]

recently my brain has started making you a cat person? I'm unsure why my mental image of you has shifted to catgirl

That depends on whether you mean cat person like prefers cats over dogs/would own one or more cats if they were allowed or if you mean would my fursona be a cat :P

I love cats dearly, a Huge chunk of the incentive to find a way to move out is I want a cat and I can't have one while I live with my mother cus she's Very allergic ;A; someday, someday

As for fursona- well. About that. I do not consider myself a furry. Monsterfucker, yes, in concept at least. Some flavor of aegosexual monsterfucker, monsterfucker in spirit, what the fuck ever. A robotfucker even. I am not a furry- but I believe in their beliefs, Yada yada etc etc.

That being said.

I'm a sheep. Or a shoop, if you will. Thank my little sisters. It stuck skfhakgjksjgjskgjskjfjskd

[artemis-the-catgrill]

I found a nice picrew: https://toon-me-picrew.carrd.co/

anyway y'all know how this works, tag people and show the class what you made

@stringlights-and-headlights @felipe-kuso @adii-132327 @joshisepic2222 @flowers-and-ghosts @diaqueenunderthemountain @ghost-feratu @dragomirkingsman

[fangsforthevenom]

sorry what. did your sports guy actually get shot for real

YES

he was at union square (which used to be like one of those big shopping centers but now the bay area has kind of gone down the shitter) and some kid tried to rob him and shot him in the chest (!???) but luckily it didn't hit any vital organs so he's ok now but. yeag.

[moon-jellie]

hiii mj i think you are so cool and funny and i wanna hang out with you in person someday

you are so sweet and smart and im glad we're friends :]

OHHHH hutch you are pretty damn close to a day oner on this website I’m really impressed by your dedication and persistence and I would love to go to the grocery store at like 10pm with you

[i-love-you-very-much]

Hmm my mutual has so kindly offered to come into my kitchen to make me a delicious meal I think I will let them in. Yum yum yum it smells like garlic

i've seen the old men you post about. you have no room to criticize my... passionate love for garlic

ALTERNATIVE RESPONSE: listen. any inferences to food or cooking are on you. i just asked "hey can i come in your kitchen?" (ba dum tss)

ALTERNATIVE ALTERNATIVE RESPONSE: like you Wouldn't fuck the garlic

ALTERNATIVE ALTERNATIVE ALTERNATIVE RESPONSE:

[nako-doodles]

every month of 2022 🎉

Link a creation from each month this year <3 (it’s totally fine to skip months!) and tag some creators you love!

i was tagged by truly some of the best cc's on this hellsite @anpanmann @astronautjin @avizou @kithtaehyung @rumue @sopekooks to do this lil tag so make sure to check theirs out 💜 thank you for making my 2022 so amazing and heres to an even better 2023 ✨🎊😚

wow uh this year was surprisingly productive, learning a new animation software, making an insta for my pixelly creations, fulfilling my new years resolution of making sthing for everyones bday 🥺🥰✨ thank you for writing such cute tags under my posts and supporting me for this past year! ive truly adored reading every single one of them and have been making heart eyes at yall from my lil blanket cave 💜🥰🥺

jinuary: jin the vogue

sopebruary: hobchwita | skirtgi

minch: tangyoonrine | flower cryoon

jinpril: dilf i mean ptdos seokjin

junebut day: gotta catch em all boyscouts

jhopely: hobipalooza

auggukst: vampire kookie

joontember: sunflowers and namtitties

chimtober: chaos chimmon

tearsvember: asjinaut TT

moretearscember: our eggie touchstone | tvrnip head | jinnies room

i know im very late but i wanna see @heybaetae @hobeah @jung-koook @namchyoon @rkivedfiles @rosebowl @taee @usertae @userjungkook97 @yooboobies 2022 in review bc i am a simply a simp. what can i say? 💜✨

i cant wait to see what everyone creates in 2023 labyuuuu💖✨😚

[honeydewtual]

okayyy goodnight 😴

[mangoes-and-mothman]

Explain glacier to me what is that all about

WELL IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED *warning you have caused a major autism event*

so in the ninjago fandom most ship names have something to do with the characters powers combined. so glacier is zane (ice) and cole (earth) its also technically "glaciershipping" but i dont like that so i use the short version

theyre both my faves and mean a lot to me and i dont really remember when i started pairing them together?? but like. they just are so lovely in a way i cant explain. their relationship to me is so unique? like they are teammates. they are lovers. they are in a qpr. they are dating. they understand each other in a way no one else can. cole knows pixal is zanes other half. he and zane are still in love. they just exist in quiet understanding.

like not to be deep about a lego show but the way i feel about them has helped me come to terms with the fact that im probably aro/ace spec. and like zane as a character has helped me accept that no one else has to understand my identity as long as i feel comfortable with who i am.

they just have a lot of good moments that center around identity and trust.

[koboldgirlvampirism]

Just noticed your new username

-girlfaggot evolution

im mutating

[lollybliz]

I am currently fighting for my life because my mom wants me to explain to her why I took a picture of this. please enjoy happyvore

AHSDLJFHSLJGHLDSFJHLDSHFLDSJFSDSHDFJLDS

AMAZING, 10/10

[paddooo]

Bi Han got me pregnant :(

[fangsforthevenom]

the reviews are in

[moon-jellie]

mj fanart bc im drunk. mwah <3

OUGH 💙🪼💜

[i-love-you-very-much]

woag is that an onion i dropped ........ 🧅.. .ahaha oops how silly of me. *leans on counter* anyways do you come here oft *misses the counter and hits my head

*i attempt to catch you but i miss and also hit the counter*

[nako-doodles]

i need your thesis on all the songs in the album i'm being so serious rn 😭 i'll rb it once a day for months and months don't deprive me like this of things i didn't even know i needed

ioaefjerjgioajo ill try my best aiofjoerjgiojao i was so annoying to my friends over my first impressions over all the songs so im gonna try my best to summarize my thoughts on these songs

joonie said this entire album was a recollection of everything hes done in his 20s aka the transformative years of his life and you can ABSOLUTELY hear the member influences (at first i heard the sope influences bc they have the biggest body of work so their style is most distinct but upon relistens its really a love album to his younger self (you can really tell its an evolution from rm and mono) and his members. ALSO i love how he modulates and changes his style and timbre to fit the style and quirks of his featuring artist? hes so fucking cool????? oh my GOD?????? anyways heres the impressions by song:

track one: yun ft. erykah badu very hot of him to start the entire album w 'FUCK THE TRENDSETTERS' the bassline the restraint of a laidback soundscape the reverb set to max the lines 'I wanna be a human / ‘Fore I do some art / It’s a cruel world / But there’s gon’ be my part' is so fucking insane? fuck. this song lyrically is all about uncertainty and the soundscape has a lot of space for growth and white space for art to be exhibited dare i say, its like the debut group's first stage? full of promises and expectations and uncertainty, but you march ahead regardless......what a sexy first song on the track track two: still life ft. anderson paak

BRING IN THE FUNK HELLS YEA VHOPE IS VIBING SO HARD RN I JUST KNOW IT now the empty space and reverb bassline is given some direction and happiness here. still life is a form of art and thus begins rm's first piece of art here in his lil art collection and joon accepting that things will come as they are and ppl will try to reduce him down to one thing, but hes still a fully realized human moving forwards like us all

track three: all day ft. tablo

ok this bassline and instrumental SCREAMS yoongi to me. the lil kick between verses the beats w the bassline the high melody line the bridge that sick transition from verse to chorus like no wonder tablo is here. i know yoongi draws lots of inspiration from epik high so it makes sense. sonically speaking this song takes the funky sounds of the previous track and condenses it and brings a hint of melancholy just in time for our next track. speaking on less fun notes, tablo is really the only other person who survived such vicious tonguelashing and emerged more powerful and a better person and im just glad joonie has someone to look up to.

track four: forgetful ft. kim sawol oh our queen of folk here to deliver some nice kindie chill vibes thank you i need it for our coming song mwah. here we slowly start to hear the funky bright poppy merge to a chill sound this song was for tae i just know it!!! sonically theres some fun stuff going on but it feels like a cooldown piece for the rest of the album. joonie really said i can pull off ALLLLLLLL genres.

track five: closer ft. paul blanco mahalia

the rnb influences the syncopation the pop beats i bet jk is having the time of his life singing to the chorus. the guitar and the beat and the piano makes me an immediate fan. also they modulated the message beep to be in the same key??? as the song?????? AND it gives us a diving board into the electronica of the next song and then the sound expands when joonie comes in???? i love it.

track six: change pt. 2

OOF KIM NAMJOON DID SUM NASTY WORK ON THIS SONG ITS SO GOOD ok ok ok so this sudden electronica synthpop isnt jarring bc joonie did a fantastic job ordering this album BUT you know whats the fucking kicker???? the way he arranged this song. on paper this song should NOT fucking work but it does bc they used the same chord from the synths as the piano that comes in later even tho it turns to double time half way thru the song and it would be amazing at there BUT(dont quote me on this) change and change pt 2 are either in the same key or are on relative keys AND if you listen to change ft wale which starts on the piano and goes to electronica, he does the exact opposite here???? fuck and the lyrics mirror each other as well????? fuckK

track seven: lonely

this is the love song to mono the reverb on that guitar the upbeat melancholy the tokyo forever rain vibes are THERE BUTTTTT hes added more complex transitions and layering? like even in this short amount of time hes grown exponentially fuck kim namjoon ur so sexy track eight: hectic ft colde

THIS IS THE HOBI SONG OF THE ALBUM YES KING GIVE ME THAT BOUNCY BASS AND HIGH AIRY SYNTH CITYPOP VIBES YES KING i NEEDD someone to give me a just dance x seesaw x hectic remix asap it would sound SO good. also as someone who listens to a lot of colde/offonoff, this collab is SO FUCKING good bc you can hear coldes influences as well? its so good my god the sax the lil touches the production FUCK. ANNNDDDDD they switched to double time again for this outro so the next song doesnt come in too jarring??? mr kim how did you fit so many genres into this album and yet they all belong together????? im in so much fucking awe man!!!!!

track nine: wildflower ft. youjeen

ive told you pretty much everything i wanted but fuck the production on this song is just so fucking good. the details. the expert control of the soundscape. the arrangement. i cant wait to hear vocal line sing youjeen's lines. i also love that he put his title song at the end bc hes at the end of his 20s. this is him currently. hes still growing and growing roots and stretching to the sun fuck man i cant believe this song took over my most played joonie song forever rain in a week.

track ten: no 2 ft. park jiyoon

and here we are returned to the starting spot but slightly to the left, like when you've walked thru the museum exhibition and am spat out the exit right where you started, but w the new insights and experiences that the you from an hour ago didnt have. joonie is a masterful curator and this song ouroboroses us right back to listen to this album again. the tongue in cheek of ending w 'no looking back' when im ready to replay this album again like you literally inviting me to replay this album youve made it a point to end like this?????? lmfao kim namjoon who do you take me for hmmm?????

if youve made it to the end here i love you nothing makes sense anymore i only know that i love kim namjoon and that ive had this album on loop and i STILL hear new things in it i have no words for how much respect and awe and love i have for this man. and when he said 'fuck the trendsetters' he really did it. he dabbled in ALL of the most popular sounds and genres you hear in the music industry, pulled it off w aplomb, and moved on. anyways i love kim namjoon.

[changeling-chatter]

Uno reverse trick or treats you back

aw shit uh do I have any candy on me? hold on-

LOSER CANDY BE UPON YE