#mutual 🥬!!

[sabrine-bree-the-bravery]

how do you manage to always like my posts almost immediately. without fail. do you even sleep. are you a bee bot

LMAO I actually have never slept in my life I am constantly reloading my screen watching. waiting. waiting for you to post so I can immediately like it

[sabrine-bree-the-bravery]

rahhhh fineee

>:( /lh

woah woah hey you've been scrolling for a little while now

you are so loved dude I hope you know that

[void-kill]

youre probably most known for the cat :P

honestly, i'll take it!!

[sarpazoa]

🧿🧿🧿 ZOOMINTERVIEW SCHEDULED 🧿🧿🧿

[cas-backwards-tie]

Congrats on the 2.2k! That’s awesome!

For this or that….

Romaine lettuce or butternut squash?

Thank you so much! ❤️ and oof, that’s a hard question. Butternut squash is good- the roasted, cut pieces we make with cinnamon and butter, etc… but then you have romaine lettuce too, and recently I made spring rolls for the first time and so I had to buy some and the crunch? The slightly wet, natural taste? It can go with so many things so I’d have to go with romaine lettuce! 😂☺️🥬 thanks for asking! What would you pick? 🤔 This gif might be a little much for my feelings, haha, but I can get behind a good salad and such!

Send Me Two Things and I’ll Pick One!

[sabrine-bree-the-bravery]

he does I'm accepting it as canon :]

did i mention dex probably listens to lovejoy

[warpcorp]

HALF LIFE TUMBLR SIMULATOR:

🌐 breenofficial follow

This is your daily reminder that we do in fact see your internet history. Please refrain from looking things up such as "breen leaked feet pics". Thank you.

🗨 combineofficial follow

To add on: please stop looking up "Metrocop x Reader", thank you.

🪄 c17-mp2901 follow

whoever keeps stealing my rations from the breakroom owes me AT LEAST six days worth at this point.

📀 c17-mp183729 follow

Its happening to you too, 2901? I thought it was just me...

🔆 c17-mp89388 follow

This is a reminder that we work hard for our rations and it's kinda fucked up to steal people's hard work... idk if its just me but why is it normalized to make fun of Civil Protection?? We're just doing out job.

@combinefeedback can you fix this??

💠 combinefeedback follow

Hello! Please email us at combinecomplaints@theoverwatch11.com to submit a formal complaint.

🍻 bcalhoun follow

Lol

🛡 the-resistance follow

Double agent of the week has been announced! Special thanks to @ bcalhoun for his hard work. He has reportedly stolen weeks worth of rations from the City 17, District 6 breakroom, thoroughly demotivating the metrocops :).

🟠 gfreeman-fan follow

Looking for a roleplay partner! I'd be roleplaying my BlackMesa!OC, Jamie. I'm okay roleplaying with BlackMesa!Ocs or Gordon Freeman. Breen roleplayers please do not interact!

🩵 breen-defender follow

What's wrong with breen?? /gen

🟠 gfreeman-fan follow

What do you mean what's wrong with breen?? U literally support... ☹️☹️ blocked and reported.

🛡 the-resistance follow

Gordon Freeman fanart drawn by @gfreemanlefttoe!

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🔬 eye-kleiner follow

Wow! 😍 Most Accurate Drawing I've Seen Yet! Amazing Work, gfreemanlefttoe!

🪼 justice4cremators follow

THE FUCKING USERNAME I CANT.

🍻 bcalhoun follow

As someone who knew Gordon before all this... kinda wild ngl.

⚓️ a-d-vanced follow

My dad literally worked with Gordon I can't imagine how he feels knowing gfreemanlefttoe is a real username.

🔭 elivance388 follow

It's funny asf.

🪨 lazlo-greatest-mind-of-our-generation follow

DNI: Breen defenders (wtf is wrong with you), Gordon Freeman x Breen Shippers 😭😭, Resistance snitches, if you work with the combine AT ALL (THIS IS MY BLOG OKAY??), antlions, if you own any headcrabs as pets. They're literally exotic creatures wtf is wrong with you..

⚓️ a-d-vanced follow

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Here's a selfie with my pet dog!

🚫 alyxvancehateblog follow

I literally saw him attack a combine soldier yesterday...

⚓️ a-d-vanced follow

And???

🚫 alyxvancehateblog follow

Kinda weird ngl...

⚓️ a-d-vanced follow

Ermmm in literally neurodivergent and a minor 🤓

📘 real-history-facts follow

Today, 10 years ago, the Resonance Cascade happened!

🧠 brmy-md follow

Who remembers x files... 😭😭

☢️ stalkerk follow

Rb with what you miss most about pre combine life

🎶 dmmeformusic follow

Predictably, music...

🎁 cindyc follow

Holidays...

🐱 catlover2882777 follow

Cats@

[Cat.jpg]

🍻 bcalhoun follow

WHICH MUTUAL REBLOGGED THIS I HAVE ALL CAT TAGS BLOCKED PLEASE TAG YOUR CAT PICTURES. JESUS CHRIST.

🔭 elivance388 follow

WHO FUCKING DID THIS.

🫐 ocubbage follow

hehe

⚓️ a-d-vanced follow

CUBBAGE??? WHAT???

🌐 breen-grub follow

Username change. Gfhhhh 👍

🍻 bcalhoun follow

Who hacked breen again?

🥬 cgreen follow

Lmao

🗨 combineofficial follow

PLEASE STOP WRITING BREEN X METROCOP STORIES. THANK YOU.

[sakumasmut]

This or That: Smut Edition

I wanted to make a simple ask game, so this is what I came up with! Send the question’s corresponding emoji in my ask box along with a character and I’ll let you know what they’d prefer! Feel free to reblog if you want to try this out too!

🥬 Soft sex or rough sex?

🫕 Foreplay or aftercare?

🌰 Being dominant or submissive?

🥯 Topping or bottoming?

🍍 Giving oral or receiving oral?

🍢 Edging or overstimulation?

🫘 Using their fingers or their tongue?

🫚 Praise or degradation?

🧆 Quickies or marathon sex?

🥩 Blindfolds or handcuffs?

🍳 Morning sex or late night sex?

🍿Public sex or filming?

🍛 Mutual masturbation or cockwarming?

🧂 Threesome or cuckolding?

[sabrine-bree-the-bravery]

happy birthday @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities !

[schnitzelsemmerl]

(this post is best viewed in light mode!!)

My intro post!! 🌈🌈

hallihallo! :3 my name's Cher (Cherilyn if you feel silly) 🍒 or Andrey and you can call me whatever (nicknames, etc. I LOVE NICKNAMES 💗). im 🇦🇹🇧🇦 btw. and can you tell i like schnitzelsemmerl (ohne salat 🥬 ist ein schnitzelsemmerl kein gutes schnitzelsemmerl btw ‼️😒😒 /lh)

fun 🎊 fact: Cherilyn is hella 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 </3

"say "hiya", ezra lamb!" "hiya, ezra lamb"

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I'M ✨️⚠️A MINOR⚠️✨️ and i use any pronouns but if you call me a boy i will kiss you on the fucking mouth :3 my gender is weird but so am i

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this pretty much is a blog about musicals and my interests, but i'm mostly being 🎊silly🎊 and a sigma 🤩😼 with the mutuals™️ on here for now (this post may appear organized (why am i lying it doesnt), but in reality i am a trainwreck :3 ) i'm very online, so yea. talk to me please :33

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fandom list: musicals (hamilton, rtc, SIX THE MUSICAL MY BELOVED <33 , etc.); hetalia <3; history, especially tudor dynasty and amrev/french revolution (idk if that counts as fandom); лолофд (this is a russian minecraft my friend and online father figure @frownce showed me don't go there it's deadly); the hellaverse/HH/HB, titanic (1997)

list of silly characters i like (idea totally not stolen): peggy schuyler, misha bachinskyi, france/francis bonnefoy, hera (i know she only appears for 20 seconds in one song AJFJFJFJGJF), niffty, moxxie and millie, jane grey, boleyn, towelie (bro he's funny 😭😭), heather mcnamara, karen smith, buffy gilmore and cindy campbell, etc etc

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the online family <3

my ao3!!

trust me on this and click :3 (it's ✨️fanart✨️)

Under the cut are just random things :3 🍭🍭

apparently, i am:

THE mother <3™️

George Washington Insanity™️

Peggy Schuyler's husband :3

alpha & sigma male

an honorary 'murican 🇺🇲

president (2024 - forever and ever and ever)

local schnitzelsemmerl but i am not local

Bernd das Brot (real)

Akkordeonspieler /j i don't actually play the squeeze keys 🤭‼️

mentally unstable bbg

emmy's annoying younger gen alpha brother

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taken anons that are taken: 👻🏳️‍⚧️ !!

previous usernames: @iiamly0

@cher-takes-the-l

@spac3agebachelorman

@andreyyayy

so if you know any of those users but cant find the blog anymore, hihihi ! hello !!!! that's me!! hiiiii :3

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a carrd i spent wayyyyy too much time making

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have a nice day!! :D (this is a threat)

PEGGY JUMPSCARE <3

[lovelyhan]

a MASTERCLASS IN COMFORT😭⁉️

i've been such a huge fan of ur writing even way before we became mutuals and bc i feel weird abt rbing stuff u wrote for friends and losing it in the tags, i'll just take it here AJSDFJDFGH

i love prose that has a cinematic feel to it yk... not cinematic in a sense that it's grandiose or whatever, but rather, the way you write is always full of purpose !! every detail put into ur storytelling paints such a vivid picture of what's happening and you don't just tell us what goes on, instead you show us?? i hope that makes sense wahahaha

anyway, i'm so glad u rbed your junk drawer bc now i have more specimens to fawn over at my most convenient time <3 thank you for sharing these with us so much!

love, @lovelyhan <3

wdymmmmmmmm kai 😭 im soo flattered… a FAN ?!!! !???? thank u sooo much for this nice ask,,, also you’re great too omg i don’t read much smut but your writing is like a masterclass in comfort

[cas-backwards-tie]

Follow up: romaine lettuce or iceberg lettuce?

I feel like this is more tricky as I’m not someone who eats too much lettuce, tbh, but I’ll go with romaine because I feel like I tend to see iceberg more- it’s what people usually have and it’s cheaper- it tends to be good for sandwiches and such, but because I don’t see it as often, so to me romaine is kind of more like a luxury. If that makes sense ❤️🥬

Send Me Two Things and I’ll Pick One

[sabrine-bree-the-bravery]

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING I HAVE A PEA BRAIN 😭

@sabrine-bree-the-bravery @labaguetteisdabest

BASIC

[dazzlingkai]

put your spotify repeat playlist on shuffle and post the first five songs that pop up and see which ones your mutuals think best represents you! 🎶 thanks to @suuho & @thedeviousdo for tagging me! <3

no pressure tags: @taeraenomuyeppeo, @baekslight, @thankyou-taeyeon, @lisanamjoon, @strhwaberries, @yoohyeon, @smittenskitten, @jaejoontrashpanda

[sabrine-bree-the-bravery]

du wirst geliebt

what if

hear me out

nuh uh