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Gracing the world with MushroomWeezerMan. Cleanse your blog with some MushroomWeezerMan today!
#use him like incense#anyways hes a cryptid in the deep forest#from the discord#mutuals#mushroomweezerman#dtiys#the weezer shirt was his first offering ever and he hasnt taken it off since#he communicates via fae sign language and spore telepathy#he only kills deforesters like capitalism man#he helps the forest thrive and he enjoys growing mushrooms#also yeah hes also a satyr#i love thinking about him#he eats stuff by using mushrooms and decomposeres#he decomposes them and absorbs it#its 2 am#yknow what i said about decomposition to eat#thats how he kills people too#actually his diet is capitalists#he eats bc its fun not bc he needs to
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