#muse: maria

[fat-slobby-jojo-girls]

Hmm....

[milky-rescue-ranch]

So, how are the other heifers reacting to Nora's incident, or seeing how massive Salem is getting?

"I'm happy for Nora, she's been putting off becoming a proper cow for so long alot of us were afraid she'd get permanently assigned to the fields."

"I heard her pregnancy was going well! She'll be due any month now. We'll all be there to help her through it, why I still remember when I had my first calf I was terrified! I'm sure she'll do great though, she's a strong girl!"

"As for Salem, we're not exactly surprised she caught bovine fever. But luckily for her she didn't become a taur or reach the full cow stage. The last thing this ranch needs is our oldest cow retiring. Milk production has been through the rough however, it'll probably stay that way till she returns to normal."

"Hmph who knew Salem was so reckless, I figured a cow with her experience would know to show some self restraint. But I suppose it can't be helped."

[fat-slobby-gamers]

She doesn't care for valentines day

[coreofgold]

@hiddenpxpercuts for Maria

"Did you. . .do you . . .do you anyone of those who have died to these events ?" Xingchen asks

[rancid-rotten-slobs]

"You show no fear as you face me... I know not if you are of the dead or the living, no matter you will rot all the same."

"Your blood is cursed, stained since the day you first drew breath. Only an honest death can heal you now..."

"We shall see..."

[closedcoffins]

on the subject of favorite novel covers i REALLY like the slash. i'm actually wondering if the number of panels due to the cuts in the front are what the chapter names are referencing when they have up to four items in them.

[eightysixed]

[mariathechosen1]

Digging too deep:

Philosophical obsession to the point of self destruction

[Image description: A collage consisting of 10 different photographs and quotes, all related to digging and holes. From top to bottom:

A wikipedia headline that says “Law of Holes”.

A close up of a shovel, digging into loose dirt.

An excerpt from a wikipedia article about the law of holes: The law of holes or the first law of holes, is an adage which states: "if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging." It is used as a metaphor, warning that when in an untenable position, it is best to stop making the situation worse.”

A lyrics excerpt from ‘The Song With Five Names’ by Will Wood: You can break a shovel when you break new ground / You dig dirt up when you dig deep down / You should know better than that by now / It's not profound to know that you could never know!

A blurry photograph of a dark rectangular hole in the ground, seemingly a grave. The hole is so dark the bottom of it isn’t visible. Besides the hole there is a pile of dirt.

A lyrics excerpt from ‘Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!’ by Will Wood and The Tapeworms: Gotta get to the bottom of this/ Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta gotta get, gotta gotta get, gotta get / Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta gotta get, gotta gotta get, gotta get / Gotta get to the bottom of this / Gotta gotta get, gotta gotta get, gotta get / Gotta get to the bottom of this / If it kills me

An excerpt from a wikipedia article about the law of holes: The second law of holes is commonly known as: "when you stop digging, you are still in a hole."

A photograph of a deep round hole. There’s a ladder going down into it and the bottom of the hole isn’t visible.

An excerpt from the transcript of episode 88 of The Magnus Archives: It was very strange. It was just the one word, solid capital letters in a small, neat typeface at the very centre of the page. It said ‘DIG’. I took that to be the title, and turned to the next page. ‘DIG’. Exactly the same. The third page. ‘DIG’. The fourth page. ‘DIG’. Dig, dig, dig, dig.

A lyrics excerpt from ‘Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!’ by Will Wood and The Tapeworms: Looking down I could say heaven sent me / Hand me my shovel, I’m going in!

/end ID]

[‘Law of Holes’ - Wikipedia, ‘The Song with Five Names, a​.​k​.​a. Soapbox Tao, a​.​k​.​a. Checkmate Atheists! a​.​k​.​a. Neospace Government, a​.​k​.​a. You Can Never Know’ - Will Wood and the Tapeworms, ‘Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!’ - Will Wood and the Tapeworms, MAG 88 ‘Dig’ - The Magnus Archives]

[mostly-marvel-musings]

young!Tony would totally be a nervous wreck before his first date with you while Maria watches in amusement and helps him get ready cause he's never been like that because of a date before, so it's funny, but also very very cute! and of course once she & you become besties she's gonna tell you about it!

Amusement

Pairing: Young! Tony x Reader

Warnings: Sassy Maria should be a warning! Lol.

.

“Anthony! Seriously? I think you’re forgetting who your father is! Here I thought you’d have some of his playboy habits passed down..”

Tony’s look of incredulity made his mother laugh as she walked over to the boy’s rescue to help him pick out his shirt and tie for his big date. She had been quite amused watching him prep for it, she knew in an instant this girl was special, given her boy was nervous instead of smug for once.

“What do you have to say about the sass I’ve inherited from you, mothership?” Tony pointed out in the mirror as his mom held out tie options for him.

“Only incredibly proud.”

Hmm. Definitely silk, in case things get steamy.” She murmured, giving him a wink before tying it into a neat knot for him. Tony blushed a deep shade of red, picturing his silky tie around your wrists, perhaps your eyes…

Giving himself a mental shake as his mind wandered, he feigned disgust and pushed Maria away for effect, making her laugh. Laughter, well, genuine laughter in the Stark household was rare. Maria was glad her son had grown up to be the man she wanted him to be. Tony was kind, generous, he was well-mannered—well, almost, but he’d grow out of it, she was sure.

“Did you get her flowers?” She asked, brushing stray lint off of the suit he wore, chuckling as he literally bathed himself in cologne.

“Nobody buys flowers anymore, Mom!”

“Anthony! Nothing says you’re special like flowers, come on! What’re her favourite kind?”

“Tulips.” He answered almost instantly, making her smirk. He had been paying attention whenever you’d point to them all excitedly, your eyes lighting up in the most adorable way.

“Well then?”

“I’ll get them on my way over.” He relented, already picturing your happy smile when you’d see the bouquet he would give you.

“Good luck, my dear boy. Not that you need it.” She smiled, kissing his cheek, laughing as he wiped any chance of a lipstick off of his face, just in case, fixing his hair for the millionth time.

“Oh I need it. She’s really something, Mom. Alright. Bye now!”

This girl was certainly specially, she couldn’t wait to meet her. She only hoped the day would come soon.

.

“Oh Y/N! Did you notice something?” Maria pointed out, tilting her head towards the men who were, for some reason, wearing matching silk ties.

“You know I did.” You giggled, feeling your cheeks heat up as your mind wandered to the time when that same tie had ended up fastened against your hands while Tony had his way with you.

Tony caught up on your conversation, shaking his head as a light brush creeped up on his face as well.

“Honestly! You two need to stay away from each other. Or us. Have your little discussions in private.”

“Fantastic idea. Y/N, dear, you’re welcome to come over any time for a cup of coffee or a martini. I could do with some female energy in his house.” Maria smiled, giving your shoulder a squeeze.

Tony feigned a look of annoyance once more, only on the inside, his heart was singing a happy song at the sight of the two most important women in his life getting along like a house on fire.

[h-a-unted]

Neagley + Reacher's recurring theme throughout the second season.

END RESULT:

[felixcosm]

Mike Walters & Loneliness

Donnie Darko // Rainer Maria Rilke // 40. I am terrified that I am going to live forever // Unknown // 110. The Keep Mike Alive Project // Alejandra Pizarnik // 40. I am terrified that I am going to live forever // Olivia Laing // 2. Reverse Phantom Pain // 130. Compound Storage Will Protect Us // GUIDE DOG

[blood-starved-beast]

Not vague-ing the person at all but I do think it's funny they're saying "Save me Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower." If there's one thing Maria extremely failed at well you know. Girl's never saved or saving anyone unfortunately. She got put to watch over the Fishing Hamlet sentry style in the nightmare and she ultimately fails that even.

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

Heinrich Maria von Hess (German, 1798-1863) Apollo and the Muses, 1826 Neue Pinakothek, Munich

[prettywitchiusaka]

Because the characters not knowing who they can trust, and people believing Rhodey might be a Skrull didn't do that!?

If they thought Maria Hill dying was essential to the story? Fine. If Cobie Smulders wanted out? Fine. Why couldn't she just die in Episode 4 alongside Talos? And wouldn't a better death be for her to take a bullet for Fury and tell him to keep going while she dies in his arms? Yeah, I like Fury and Talos acting like they're married, too. But Maria's not some one-off, she's Fury's right hand woman and best friend! A position she's held since the first Avengers film. She deserved a much better death than what she was given.

[ironman-tonystark]

I thought it was scary when Pepper and Natasha got together, but I just walked in on Hill and Pepper talking and they both fell silent and stared at me. I've never felt such terror.

[gu6chan]

been muttering "homina homina the real Mary would never show so much wrist!!!" to myself at random intervals since seeing this yesterday