#muse mt. lardy

[mikanlardyclinic]

A Tv turked on buzzed as it started showing a commercial.. For a fast food place..

Hey there!~ I'm sure you all know me~ your favourite cutest heroine! Mt. Lady!~ I've decided to help you all once again!~ Welcome to my new restaurant! Mt lardy's!~ the cheapest most delicious place you can find~ and all good for you try our mountain burgers and salads~ all our food is almost as big as my butt!"

Another buzzing.. And it showed a recording

Look at that gal.. She loves our mt burger! ~ she's enjoying our UA students and family discounts!~ we gotta keep the heroes of tomorrow well fed! Now introducing as well~ our mountain shakes!~ can you handle all it's delicious heart clogging glory? ~

Bzzzzzt...

"Ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp b..buy m..mt laaardy.. A..all leftover l..lard g..goesh to y..your favourite.. N..number 1 h..heroineee ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp ulp..."

Her hero outfit.. Covered in stains as she chugged her massive dimpled ass covered in remains of her waste...

[mikanlardyclinic]

So toga who do you think's hot going to pop first the frog or the gravity girl

"don't tell my friends i said this.. But all my bets are on giant gal!~ ever since the league helped me connect her to all the excess lard from ghose restaurants with her name on it~ she's been so close to popping it a few times!~ i even managed to get a few blood samples~ they were reslly yellow!~ so filled with delicious lard!~"

"huff.. P..pleashr... Wheezee!~×Shtup.. Her.. S..s.shomebody.. M..my h..heart.. C..can't t..take it.. Nuh more.."

Her mouth covered in a mixture of lard and some of her puke... Her improved endurance was the only thing that keot her alive.. Besides all those machines the league gave togs to extend her life~ and suffering~

[mikanlardyclinic]

Mt lady just popped on live television from chugging too much of a lard based villain.. Like the villain also went down but.. Uh the ua gals didn't need to see that.. They also are unable to leave the dorms now.. There's loads of mt lardy just sprayed around the city..

[mikanlardyclinic]

Poor Mt.lardy. One of the skyscrapers she's leaned against now has a glass wall. Giving her a full reflective view of the damage her restoraunt has done to her body.

You're assuming she's not completly delusional and blaming it on literally anything else.. She keeps posters of herself in her room instead of mirrors if she sees a real mirror..

W~hrrpPPPHH ~hoh puuht'sh thiish f-f~hrrpPPPHH ~uhnhouhsheh mir~BRRRPPphh ~rorsh heer~bworrRRPPp ~ee.. W-Weh ahreh in d-de ciht~burrRRPP ~y!

If she ever truly found out.. She'll probably quit hero work and eat herself into an early death~ of course on her own products~ all heroines are hooked~ and turning themselves into greasy sacks of unhealthy lard

[mikanlardyclinic]

Carries her around to pamper her chubby bunny.. Pokes her gut to force out gas and make space and teases her for being such a glutton before grabbing a slice of cake made for mt lady.. And slowly begins shoving it in her tiny maw..

She dates mt lady just because she can carry her everywhere with 1 hand.. (and also because she offered to drop her on top of a giant carrot cake..)

She'll need both hands soon.

And even THEN... might be hard.

[mikanlardyclinic]

I hope the areas around Mt. lady is reinforce. Being i don't think people would like the buildings being knocked down by her gas.

"Area evacuated lardy go wild!"

"hnngh j..jusht c..call meh.. Takeyamahh.."

The blob of lard turned giant she just finished eating a heavy lunch and her gut was screaming... As such...

BRAAAAAAAP FRRRRRBBSHLOUUUSH

Buildings towers crumbled.. And multiple villains collapsed in the middle of the street after the gas bomb..

[mikanlardyclinic]

Fattest blob here?

"uuugghh.... M..muuuhre.... Muuuhre.... Lardy... Neeedsh.. Her... Luuunch......"

Gluttonous lard addicted.. And she can turn into a giant... Her poor body is just a vat of lard.. If she couldn't grow big then it would probably be majin 21..

"kyahaha!!... Wheeeze~ candy candy!!! Sweetened lard anything sweet belongs to mee!!"

[mikanlardyclinic]

How does Mt. lady even do her hero work anymore? She's more like, Mt. Lazy then Mt. Lady!

"h..hey ahh... I'm shtiil capable oo-~BRRRPPpp ~oof heehrooh woohrk!"

The massive lardass was in her gigantic form.. Many buildings crushed under blubber as she wheezed for air.. She was useless.. But only as a fighter.. Some villains where trying to get away and they found every escape route covered by gut or fupa.. Of massive proportions..

"g..god i shwwear.. Wheezee... W..whehn i find t..that dam.. L..lard king.. Shtupid villain.. Th..they ushed my own restaurants agaishnt meh! *

[mikanlardyclinic]

Ochako is definitely still a heroine! To all the fast food places in the city.. She even offered herself as the disposal of their excess lard and used fryer oil!

But.. With all the attention those 2 are getting... How are the other heroines handling it? mt lady surely is raring to get back on the spotlight for her adoring fans and.. Oh. Lard based quirk villain?.. She takes an entire block just standing?.. Eh Im sure she's fine and raring to be back in action!

Is ochako even a heroine anymore? Sure she has the license and everyone's herd her hero name but.. She hasn't actually gone on patrol in months..

Momo is practically in the same boat, her own spending habits have really caught up to her. Given how money influenced and fed into their needs making the pair among the most hefty heroines in the news. They can be considered heroines but for very different reasons.

[mikanlardyclinic]

Brain rot won so one last muse list new muses will be added later add by editing it later

BNHA

The biggest heroine! And lard and takoyaki addict yu takeyamaa!!

MT LARDY

"Ulp ulp ulp ulp.. I'm n..not r.. Ready yet.... S..shou hungry..."

The lard gravity balloon

URAVITY! (Ochako uraraka)

"h..huh?.. Y..you're not the delivery b..boy WHERE EM I?.. W..wheres my food?! Hnngh! Ahh... Ahh.. Gotta get up.. C..come on!"

Suddenly a light pink light covered her body as she slowly lifted herself off the bed.. Before crashing down on it again..

"hrrruuuulk!!!?.. Frrrrrbbshlouuush!!! Hnngh.. J..jusht b..brinh meh foood.."

The biggest frog you've ever seen!

FROPPY!! (tsuyu asui)

"hnnngh k..kheerouuurp!.. P..pleashe n..nuh wheeeze!! m..muhre k..keeero..

The lardass rich gal!~

CREATI!~ (momo yaoyarozu)

"i..it's just training.. You're just training.. Momo it's all for training! Slouurp!!~"

The lardy creation heroine chugged lard from a bottle.. She hasn't used her quirk to create anything in months.. She tells herself she's saving it for a real emergency she says.. As she chugs more lard.. Never planning to actually use it..

The sweaty tornado of indulgence~

TORNADO OF TERROR! (Tatsumaki)

"hnnngh stupid burger monster.. Why did you have to taste so goood... Weaklings shouldn't g..get in my way b..but you dumb food.. Monsters.. D..dammit.. Bwoouuurp!!~

And finally for now the cutest blob of lard you've ever seen! Me!~

HIMIKO TOGA!~

"let's be friends!~ i brought some butter to share!~"

Might add more depending on the mood but i still dunno how to use mirko so imagine her as a carrot/ vegetable disposal