#murphamy headcanons

[kilibaggins]

can you maybe do a headcanon about what bellamyxmurphy’s sex is like

Oooo thanks for the request!

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Okay so there's not much to talk about with their normal sex.

But I think it'd be pretty passionate.

Because i feel like Murphy's bad at communicating so it'd be hard for him to say he loves Bellamy.

So he'd show it in Sex and physical touch.

They both live sex honestly

At least I believe so

Though I feel like Murphy would be nervous sometimes about it because hes not used to being vulnerable.

Murphy's a bottom

No I don't take constructive criticism.

Okay maybe POSSIBLY Murphy tops SOMETIMES

But I highly doubt it tbh

I feel like they have a habit of being walked in on.

But Murphy just doesn't care and hed honestly just keep going if Bellamy didn't stop

Okay so that's normal sex.

What about Kinky you may ask?

These Kinky fuckers

Honestly I feel like Bellamy would live Murphy calling him sir.

And i feel like Murphy would love it, but he'd act like he doesn't because hes bad with authority.

Okay this might be me self indulging but uh

O V E R S T I M U L A T I O N

Bellamy just loves watching Murohy go through an orgasm and soon realize Bellamy isn't going to stop.

That small ounce of fear in Murphy's eyes before the overstimulation hits

And Murphy would act like he hates it

(Because of course he would, overstimulation is kinda painful lol)

But he'd actually adore it because it proves Bellamy is in control and can take him apart.

He also loves pain during sex so overstimulation is just perfect

Since it's both pain and oh so much pleasure.

Oh gosh

Okay okay, calm down ry lmao

Bondage.

Murphy would be hesitant of Bondage at first but after like one time he's absolutely addicted to it.

Just the complete control Bellamy has over him.

It drives him crazy.

Bellamy loves to get his hair pulled

(When Murphy isn't tied up lmao)

Even when it's super Kinky it's so loving and sweet.

Murphy has both a Humiliation/degradation kink and a Praise kink.

Which means his brain is really confused most of the time.

But Bellamy balances it out. First degrading him then praising him if he does anything good.

Choking. But only after they've been in the relationship for quite a while since Murphy is usually nervous with anything even close to his neck.

Back to normal sex

Bellamy Is always different in bed.

Like one day he could want the softest most Passionate and slow sex

And the next he'll want to roughly fucking Murphy into the mattress.

I know you didn't ask for this but im going to talk about their first time.

Murphy was super nervous but tried to act like he wasn't because you know....

"Reputation"

So he was nervous because he didn't like being vulnerable

He also didn't like the idea of having his scars out in the open to someone

And to add to the Anxiety of it all it was his first time like... Ever.

He was so scared that Bellamy would make fun of his scars

Or that Bellamy would go too fast and hurt him or Something

But instead Bellamy was the sweetest thing ever.

Just so soft and perfect

Making Sure Murphy was okay the whole time

"Is this your first time?"

"Y-yeah."

"Well I'm honored."

Super slow and soft.

Lots of kissing and foreplay

Just overall really sweet and comforting so Murphy would feel safe.

-Tags-

@livinglikepogues @httpxsiren

[fleimkepajohnmurphy]

For nearly the end of Pride Month, I'm going to give you my headcanons for characters:

Some may be canon, while others are headcanon!

Clarke Griffin - Bisexual (female leaning)

Bellamy Blake - Bisexual

Raven Reyes - Bisexual

John Murphy - Pansexual

Octavia Blake - Bisexual

Jasper Jordan - FTM (female to male) transgender bisexual

Monty Green - Panromantic Demisexual

Lexa - Lesbian

Echo - Bisexual

Luna - Genderfluid Pansexual

I have another part so enjoy!

[puthyflapps]

Maybe they're going for a murphamy endgame and that's what he's been misrepresenting for 6 years.

Ooooh valid. Maybe he thot blarke was gonna happen but actually, clecho is rising

[bunker-boyfriends]

Jackson: *stabs the person he loves in the arm*

Bellamy:

[fleimkepakosskairipa]

headcannons for how murphamy would spend weekends together?

Honestly, they probably wouldn’t leave the house unless they absolutely had to.

They’d stay in bed and sleep in as long as they could.

You didn’t specify you wanted NSFW headcanons, so I’m gonna try to keep it pretty PG, but they definitely fool around before getting out of bed for the day and just randomly throughout the day because they want to and they can and they finally have time alone without friends or siblings bursting in and they’re gonna take full advantage of it.

Netflix marathons. Bellamy likes history documentaries, both historically accurate ones and ones that are wildly incorrect so he can yell about how wrong they are. Murphy spends the whole time deciding which people they’re talking about are bottoms and which ones are tops. Him and Bellamy get into a very heated debate because Murphy said Julius Caesar was a top and Bellamy said he was a bottom and a twink and pulled out receipts. Murphy prefers either horror movies or sitcoms and when he watches horror movies, or any movies, really, he always analyzes every little thing, from lighting and framing to how he would kill and dispose of the body if he was in their position, but he just lets his brain turn off while watching sitcoms. 

They try to bake and usually end up with more of the ingredients on themselves than in the bowl or oven, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

They end up getting take out and Post Mating food because it’s a disaster and they’re pretty sure they’ll poison themselves with trying and ‘this wouldn’t happen if you had watched the oven’ ‘no, it wouldn’t have happened if you weren’t too busy trying to find more facts about Julius Caesar being a bottom’. And honestly, both are right. They can cook fine separately, Murphy more than Bellamy, but they just get too distracted when they’re together and they may or may not have almost burned their place down while making tea because they got distracted with making out and they may or may not have left the bread to rise a few extra hours because Bellamy got a twitter notification and then they got distracted with cute kitten videos.

They play games on their phones, like the two player ones that you can play together but on different phones, or on their Wii. The neighbors have called the police to report noise complaints and a couple fighting that sounds like it could get violent. More than once.

Thank you for asking and I hope you like them!

Does anyone else have any headcanons for how Murphamy would spend their weekend together?

[rehaliahdrarys]

The 100 headcanon

Sorry in advance if it’s weird because it’s clear in my head but I can’t seem to write it down so picture this:

Episode 6x10: Wonkru and Spacekru have met the colony on the new planet and are now miraculously well integrated. Now, just to be clear, I really love Echo and Becho but for the sake of this headcanon they have to break up. Let’s say that after what happened in season 5, Echo needs space to find herself again and realizes that she doesn’t love Bellamy that way anymore. They talk about it because they are grown ups, Bellamy totally understands, and they break up but remain close friends/family. The episode goes on and ends with Echo leaving the camp like Clarke did in season 2.

So now, B*llarke fans are hyped and all because Echo is gone and the next episode (6x11) is directed by Bob Morley: they are on every single social media claiming that their ship will finally be endgame.

Then, the episode begins, every single b*llarker is waiting for their ship to happen and then BAM! Murphamy content (apologies, a kiss, the hug we should’ve have in season 3-4, anything). And no mention of Clarke for the entire episode.

[bellamyblake]

murphamy + nighttime

I think this is the hardest one I’ve got. LOL I actually do ship this but I’ll make this more broTP. I’m sorry if it’s a disappointment:

Canon divergence-Clarke makes it on the Ark:

Murphy and Bellamy are the only two that come down with some strange kind of virus after working on repairing the roof of the algae farm for a week and Clarke decides to quarantine them, so that the others don’t get sick, considering how scarce her medical supplies are; 

the only problem-there weren’t any cots left in medbay, so Clarke had dragged an old bed she had found in one of the rooms, that was fit for two and after helping them settle down and covering them with a blanket (yes, singular, they only had one to spare), she left them to rest for the night; 

needless to say, they don’t really sleep; Bellamy is extremely grumpy when he’s sick and the fact that he can’t stop coughing keeps Murphy awake; he, on the other hand won’t stop sneezing so they both are trembling with fever and trying to tug the blanket in the opposite direction;

“Jesus Christ, get some water!” Murphy huffs after Bellamy coughs for the millionth time that night; “Shut up, Murphy!” he cuts him off; he’s considerably worse, even if Clarke doesn’t want to admit so because she’s too afraid to say it out loud; Murphy does have a fever and he did get a pretty bad nosebleed but at least he could take his breath; Bellamy’s lungs produced such an awful sound that it made Murphy shiver;

“Stop tugging the blanket, goddamn it!” Bellamy pulls some to himself but Murphy won’t let go and when he turns around and gets a better look at him he realizes, the guy’s freezing; “God, remind me why am I stuck in this fucking *coughs* hell *coughs* with you of all people?” he asks as he sits up and takes off his sweater, tossing it in Murphy’s direction;

“I don’t want your bloody germs, Blake!”/”Newsflash, smartass, you’ve already got my germs”; Murphy puts it on and collapses back on the pillow;”Plus, you were the one who got sick first” Bellamy says after another bout of coughs and Murphy sees he’s barely catching his breath;

“Clarke said you should try to sit up if it gets too bad”, when he doesn’t get any response, he huffs, wraps an arm around Bellamy’s torso and moves him up, pushing his own pillow under his head;

“What..the hell...are you doing?”/”Trying to make sure you don’t suffocate. Who do you think your girlfriend’s gonna blame when your ass dies?”Bellamy raises an eyebrow “She’s not my girlfriend”

“Fine, your wife”, that earns him a smack on the head;

in the morning, Clarke finds them cuddled up in the middle of the bed like kids, the blanket tightly wrapped around them; 

Send a pairing + a word and I’ll write short headcanons!!!

[bakerolivias-archived]

john murphy

favorite thing about them: oh definitely his humor, 100% here for his sass. also the fact that he is such a brat is def one of his more refined traits lmao. least favorite thing about them: disabled raven and hung bellamy because........................ yikes. i'm not saying either was okay but at least when he hung bellamy it was in retribution because bellamy let him hang for a crime he hadn't committed, but shooting raven and letting her be collateral damage in his vengeance mission against bellamy???????? and deliberately wanting to harm her? that really hasn't aged well to me and is honestly kind of a sore point favorite line: oh, so, so many. "you're not the only one here trying to save someone you care about," "pain, hate, and envy are the ABC's of me," "in this world when ppl leave they don't come back...." [clutches heart] broTP: murphamy, murphonty, murven, murphy/harper (they were best friends you can pry that from my cold and dead hands), murphy/clarke, murphy/abby, murphy/miller.... just murphy and anyone tbh, murphy could use some more friends. OTP: memori, murphamy, maybe memoraven and murphy/bellamy/raven........ also murphy and mccreary because gdi the boy was ready to be topped the fuck out of paxton lbr. (i'm mostly joking but srsly why they never took the opportunity to confirm paxton or murphy as bi i'll never..... never understand) NOTP: murven probably. random headcanon: well i'm unsure if this is a headcanon since we know from s6 that murphy's dramatic and loves performing mini-concerts for an audience that's barely paying attention to his antics but............... idk i just imagine before the memori breakup spacekru had karaoke nights and murphy loved, loved to participate in these and sing his heart out and he chose either raven or emori as his duet partner.

also he probably has a knife kink and a bondage kink but.....

unpopular opinion: i still will never understand how t100 writers thought they could shift the blame from finn onto murphy instead of holding finn truly accountable rather than trying to restore his image because. that's not????? how it works? stand by your choices pls. song i associate w/ him: def freaks like us by sleeping wolf, although i feel that would work for the entire delinquents in general

[kaiunkaiku]

writing list but make it annoying

current project: bnha hurt/comfort alphabet challenge

i keep the right to refuse to write a character, ship or scenario i dislike or find uncomfortable. i’m also not up to date with everything

the characters listed are the characters i’m willing to write suffering. other characters can and will appear in other roles. other characters may be carefully considered upon request and a specific prompt.

aus are friends, at least sometimes. trans headcanons are a recurring fave. not into crossovers, but fandom fusions can pique my interest.

i’m mainly a hurt/comfort writer, but i’m not totally opposed to writing straight-up soul-crushing angst, or tooth-rotting fluff for that matter.

i’m pretty particular about my ships, and i have elaborated on the ones i feel are relevant. the rest of them i feel are fairly obvious. i’m also very into found family, platonic relationships, siblings, etc. not totally opposed to exploring other things as well. my two modes tend to be gen and m/m with the occasional f/f though.

“possibly” means give me a prompt i can work on instead of just “something with this character” or in certain circumstances

completely sfw all the way through

the list is very much subject to change based on what my adhd ass is currently watching or rewatching

anime & manga (& adjacent)

19 days

mo guan shan

ao no exorcist

rin

blue lock

reo

chigiri

bachira

boku no hero academia

bakugou

jirou

aizawa

todoroki

tamaki

possibly tokoyami

possibly shinsou

kiribaku, tododeku, erasermic, momojirou, miritama, shinkami, inatodo, shoutoko

bungou stray dogs

chuuya

akutagawa

code:breaker

toki

d.gray-man

kanda

bak

not into yullen

daiya no ace

ryousuke

miyuki

jun

possibly haruichi

kuraryou is love, kuraryou is life. also tetsujun, willing to write miyusawa and furuharu

dr. stone

gen

sengen, f o u n d f a m i l y

free!

rin

possibly sousuke

possibly makoto (only in the context of soumako)

rinharu, makorin, soumako, platonic sourin

fullmetal alchemist

ed

roy

haikyuu!!

iwaizumi

kuroo

yaku

noya

kageyama

yamaguchi

possibly akaashi

possibly suga

possibly kyoutani

possibly kenma

multishipping trash: iwaoi, kuroken, kuroyaku, kurodai, asanoya, levyaku, bokuroo, bokuaka, daisuga, tsukkiyama, kagehina, kyouhaba, also platonic everything

hamatora

birthday

reshidei, also into birthday & nice bromance

hunter x hunter

killua

kurapika

possibly shoot

jujutsu kaisen

inumaki

yuuji

possibly megumi

itafushi, whatever's the ship name for inumaki and okkotsu

katekyo hitman reborn

gokudera

possibly squalo

possibly enma

8059 owns my soul, also into d18, 3318, xs, 2700

kimetsu no yaiba

sanemi

kuroko no basket

takao

kasamatsu

possibly aomine

possibly akashi

possibly kuroko

midotaka, kikasa, aokise, aokaga, kagakuro, akafuri

kyoukai no kanata

hiroomi

mo dao zu shi

jin ling

jiang cheng

naruto

neji

gaara

iruka

possibly shikamaru

no.6

nezumi

noragami

yato

just keep it platonic here y’all

one piece

zoro

law

crew as family + zosan, lawlu

prince of tennis

akaya

shishido

promare

lio

shaman king

ren

sk8

cherry

miya

matchablossom, platonic everything

soul eater

soul

stein

kid

akane

yowamushi pedal

arakita

makishima

shinara, fukuara, toumaki, tadomaki, also family dynamics

yuri!!! on ice

yurio

otayuri, also skate dads

zankyou no terror

nine

cartoons

avatar

zuko

young justice

dick

tv shows

the 100

murphy

raven

murphamy, spacekru

shadowhunters

magnus

mcu

tony

matt

[swanimagines]

Hi! Since you want us to spam; I thought why not send some requests to one of my favorite writers? I’d like to request some ‘dating John Murphy’ headcanons, please. I hope it’s no trouble!

A/N: Um I was sure I had John Murphy dating headcanons because I faintly remember writing them???? Guess not, didn’t find them by searching. I also noticed that I’ve been slacking in linking my new works to my masterlist… also every time I seek gifs of Murphy, there’s a) Cillian Murphy b) Bellamy c)  Murphamy edits d) Murven edits e) Memori edits f) Murphy in a scene where he’s angry. But yeah I hope you like it!! Also awww I’m one of your fave writers?? Yayyy, thanks for telling me, really makes my day!!

Warnings: mentions about suicide, killing people and violence, also a slight hint of sexual stuff

DATING JOHN MURPHY:

- You really didn’t like each other when you landed on the ground.

- He was a bully and was the "bad boy" and seemed like he didn't care about anyone's feelings.

- You're standing up for him when he's about to get hung though, for some reason you believe him when he tells everyone that he didn't kill Wells.

- You get angry at him when Charlotte kills herself though.

- But you still don't wanna banish him.

- You're the one who finds him when he comes back to the camp and agree with nursing him.

- Contracting the disease, and Murphy nurses you in return.

- You find yourself growing to care for him those days.

- After he kills Connor and Myles and attempting to kill Bellamy, you find yourself not blaming him for that and worry about him when he runs away.

- Reuniting in Arkadia.

- Visiting him at the prison cell door and asking him how he's doing.

- Bellamy calls you crazy for caring about Murphy and after they're released, you have to keep them from fighting all the time.

- Murphy gradually starts caring about you too.

- And eventually you share your first kiss after you almost get killed.

- Murphy can be super overprotective, and if it bothers you, tell him.

- Also if you can fight, show it to him.

- He's not super experienced with dating since he has been in prison for years (so have you)

- But you help him to remember how it's like to love someone.

- Oh the boy loves PDA.

- Butt grabs and make-out sessions...

- "Get a fucking room!" someone yells.

- When Murphy decides to go to the City of Light, you go with him.

- ...and ending up being trapped in A.L.I.E's bunker with him.

- You had a lot of fun there.

- Until it started to feel like you'll never get out.

- You have to talk Murphy out of committing suicide.

- And fortunately you did since the bunker doors opened.

- You felt like you could get over anything together after that.

- Only you can call him "John". 

- Though if you're pissed at him, you call him Murphy and that way he knows you're actually pissed.

- He grows to be a better person because of you.

Tags: @captainshazamerica @fives-cup-of-coffee

[kilibaggins]

with murphamy: 6, 23, 27 from the NSFW list AND/OR 11, 16 and 21 from the SFW list? ❤️

6.) Favorite part of the others body?

Murphy Loves Bellamy's hands. They just... They're so strong. And they've done so much WORK and they hold his hands, and they play with his hair, and they finger him open, and the way they pull hsi hair until he's whining and YEAH. HANDS.

Bellamy adores Murphy's Back. Murphy's back just has so many stories held in the scars that lie there. Murphy might not like the scars, but Bellamy thinks it just proves how strong Murphy is. He loves Murphy's back because it bends so beautifully when Murphy writhes in pleasure.

23.) Is their sex ever playful?

I think most of the time their sex is pretty straight forward an passionate, but if they're drunk, or they had a pretty good day, Murphy will make a few jokes that absolutely make Bellamy laugh his ass off.

27.) Do either of them ever masturbate?

Murphy does, he barley does it, but he still does nonetheless. Most of the time it sonly when they're apart, that he masturbates. He'll just lay in bed jerking himself off thinking about Bellamy.

FLUFFY FLUFF SFW

11.) Nicknames they call eachother?

Murphy will call Bellamy the following: Babe(s), Bell, Blake, Smart Idiot, B, and Thorn in My Side (said with a bunch of love)

Bellamy will Call Murphy the following: Murphy, Sweetheart, Cockroach, Handsome, Kitten, Big Gay Idiot (Said with so much Love lol), Tiger, Little Weasel (again lots of love)

16.) Who said 'I Love You' First?

I personally think Bellamy did! I feel like he'd be the first one to say it, since Murphy is kind of closed off and sarcastic, he'd be kinda scared to admit he loved Bellamy.

21.) Who usually starts the cuddling?

Alright, so in the beginning of the relationship it was ALWAYS Bellamy, but once the relationship goes further, Murphy gets more comfortable and starts doing it A LOT more. Whenever they lay in bed Murphy will basically just... Lay on Bellamy honestly.

AH! This is so fun! Go ahead and send More in! This is just a great way to Fill my time up, while it's 1 In the Morning. 🖤🖤

[fleimkepajohnmurphy]

Pride Month Hc #1:

Pansexual John Murphy

[. who is someone? Can you tell by their first loves? Or is it by their last?

John Murphy doesn't know but from the moment he is born, his small infant body was crafted for his father's arms. His father's gentle smile and calloused hands could calm his crying like nothing else, which would irritate Murphy's mother - when he had been a child, his mother's temper had seemed humorous but he had learned, it was not to be laughed at. After his father also died. ]

His first crush was something he would call 'sandbox love'. He isn't quite sure about the term where it comes from but his hands had shook when she spoke and her fondness for the red animal in the picture books they had had also made him fond for the animal. At fours year old, he pegged her 'Fox'. At seventeen years old to Bellamy Blake, she would peg herself 'Fox'.

She would die having her bone marrow extracted. He never kissed her, wouldn't let Arson Boy burn her up.

[. in these gaps, his mother grew distant and he'd cry to the sticker on the roof of his room how it was his fault - how losing her was his fault. ]

Murphy had been about eight years old when he had met John Mbege - a boy who six years later would be his first kiss in the shadows of their bunk in a prison cell.

Mbege would die three years after that kiss and nine years after their bond had started.

[. His father would die, his mother would hit him and drink her sorrows away. She would die in a puddle of her own vomit. He would set fire to the rooms of the guards. He wouldn't feel anything but feel it all at the same time. He would become Arson Boy, a boy foreign to himself that cannot even be loved.]

Next was Bellamy. Bellamy had been something he knew he couldn't have without even asking for - Bellamy was not to be touched by the Arson Boy and he was okay with that. Until he wasn't.

Until they had abandoned him and Bellamy had told him, voice so loud that he could only think of his mother, that he deserved to die.

[ there was a boy named Craig who slipped under most people's radars - he was a 19 year old boy who in the cusp of cold nights looking for lost hope, had found a haven in John's lips. He would die at nineteen, banished to death by sea monster and, and John didn't love him but tracing a finger over the pages of people he loved, a voice always remembered Craig.]

He was seventeen, on the cusp of eighteen when he met Emori. She had been fascinating and his only ally against this world that shit on people like them - that people like Thelonious Jaha, Abigail Griffin and Clarke Griffin decided didn't deserve to live. Emori would be his first love but she would leave him on the ring, decide that he wasn't worth all the trauma or the bad days and he began to believe it.

On that ring, it was just solidified: no matter the gender, mo matter the person, everyone he had ever loved would leave him.

-- except... except Bellamy.

[puthyflapps]

did you see they casted alex fitzalan in the wilds? straight girls are invading the queer safe space of the wilds and already trying to straight wash fatin who is canon bi. it's going to be clexas vs blarkes all over again. if i see anyone shipping toni or shelby with anyone other than each other (or regan cause toni and regan were amazing as well) i will riot

I said in the tags of a post a while ago that if the show focuses on the boys too much the str8 girlies will invade and start shipping the boys together while pushing the women to the background and calling the wlw canon ship toxic. My third eye is always open babes

In regards to the whole “str8 washing” of Fatin, I don’t think she’s canonly bisexual. She’s made jokes about people thinking she’s gay and enjoying it but other than that she’s only demonstrated interest in men and she’s only been depicted having relations with men. Making a joke or two doesn’t make her canonly bi. Of course, you can interpret her sexuality how you want to an extent but until it’s stated plainly on screen that she’s bi, it’s not canon representation and I think a lot of people need to learn this.

This struggle people have with understanding what is and what’s not canon is irritating to me because you get the gays trying to claim something is great representation and they’ll build up a show despite the writers not actually putting in the work to make that representation canon. Giving me very much supercorp vibes; interpret it all you want, headcanon what you want but know that it’s not actual representation. When we don’t hold writers accountable or to a certain standard then it harms the community and we end up with shitty rep or no rep at all

Str8 people, the girlies in particular, have a history of ignoring what’s actually canon in regards to wlw. They will ignore a wlw characters sexuality or canon wlw relationship in favor of pushing a female character to be with a man. They’ll also headcanon a male character as being mlm and then claim that it’s canon lgbt representation when it’s not. They’ll then use that fake mlm rep and shit on a canon wlw character (usually a lesbian) or ship. We’ve seen that happen with the whole “murphamy is mlm rep” and “Bellamy is bi” bullshit

[historyofshipping]

Murphamy chess headcanon

I’ve been trying to figure out how Murphy knew how to play chess... so my brain gave me this. 

Bellamy and Murphy played chess all the time on the ring. (They found a board in Jaha’s office.)

It would get so intense and obnoxious that the rest of Ringkru would constantly hide the board so they would spend time trying to find it rather than playing - just for the peace. 

[fleimkepakosskairipa]

Okay, but Murphamy/Linctavia/Jasper Antique Shop AU.

Bellamy starts out going to estate sales by himself, but he once came home with literally 90% of the stuff and from then on he has to have either Octavia or Murphy with him.

“I don’t need a babysitter, O.”

“You came home with 10 ashtrays! We can’t sell 10 ashtrays, Bellamy!”

They try to have Lincoln go with him, but he ended up talking to other people for a while and comes back and holy shit, Bellamy, how did you get 7 silk robes and 15 paper weights in five minutes?

And they try to have Jasper go, but he just encourages Bellamy to get even more.

“You had one job, Jasper! One job!”

“Technically, I did my job. I kept an eye on Bellamy. I just didn’t interfere with destiny.”

“It’s not destiny to have a ten foot sculpture of a dog!”

So Octavia goes with him and gives him a set amount of money and he keeps going back to ask her for more like a little kid at an arcade but she won’t budge.

And Murphy goes and is the same, but he wants some of the old weapons and cooking supplies so him and Bellamy agree to look the other way when Murphy can’t decide between 8 cake plates and Bellamy found just as many candle holders.

“I trusted you!”

“Well, that’s your own fault!”

And then they have trouble actually letting go of the things they buy.

Bellamy practically interviews everyone who tries to buy something.

“This isn’t how you run a business, Bell. We want them to buy stuff.”

“I want them to go to a good home.”

“It’s antiques, not puppies!”

And Bellamy has to read all of the books before he sells them.

And when they find a board game from the 50′s they all play it. Just to make sure it has all the pieces and is actually fun, of course.

And Octavia might have ended up throwing her game piece at the wall when she loses.

Jasper claims assault because it almost hits his head.

“You want to see assault?”

“I just did!”

They decide to not play any more games until Octavia can control her anger.

It’s a long time until they play games again.

[willexxmercer]

Roan kom Azgeda & John Murphy for the character thing!!

Roan

overall: who? / i hate them / i dislike them / kinda wanna fight them / they’re alright / i like them / i love them / *accidentally drops thousands of pictures of them*

opinion: again, who??? / the purest bean / cinnamon roll / who knows really / sinnamon roll / the problematic fav

otp(s): Roan/Luna

other ship(s):  Roan/Raven, VERY RARELY Roan/Echo

#noromo ship(s): Roan&Echo, Roan&Clarke

crack ship(s):  I think all of my Roan ships count as crack tbh

fav headcanon(s): He sees Echo as an annoying little sister, which made Echo questioning him all the time in s4 really hard because half the time he was wanted to be like “oh how cute” and then he’d be like “wait no i’m king I MAKE THE RULES YOU FOLLOW THEM”

Murphy

overall: who? / i hate them / i dislike them / kinda wanna fight them / they’re alright / i like them / i love them / *accidentally drops thousands of pictures of them*

opinion: again, who??? / the purest bean / cinnamon roll / who knows really / sinnamon roll / the problematic fav

otp(s): Murphy/Emori

other ship(s):  Murphy/Raven, Murphy/Bellamy

#noromo ship(s): Murphy&Spacekru

crack ship(s):  I think Murphamy counts?

fav headcanon(s): The first couple of days after he banished himself to the other side of the Ring, he would stalk the others because it was weird to suddenly be alone, even if he wanted it.  He denies it to this day.