#murderinos

[ratsarecute4]

Just read a shitty terrible book that I knew from the start would be bad because this was the cringe-ass dedication:

My first instinct upon seeing that was to just put the book down. I should have listened. I never should have even gotten as far as the first page

[fancifulshenanigans]

Lwkskakwlakdjalks ohhhhhh

At first i wa slike "is that a blood bottle? That is not a potion bottle... That looks like an antidote?" and then it hit XD

Nice!

What is a little murder between spouses in front of the fireplace

Hello I love your bg3 content and your Dorian is so lovely! Can we get like an alternative reality with Dorian and Ascended Astarion? What would your headcannon be for them? 🙇

something like this, probably

[euterpesflute]

staking out the home of a murder suspect from the cafe across the street | rain sounds 3hrs

when your best friend turned up dead, you knew right away it had something to do with the mystery guy she'd been seeing. she never gave you any details, but there were only so many places she could've met someone. only so many people there who would have interested her. it wasn't that hard to put the pieces together. at least, it wasn't that hard for you. apparently it may as well have been a three billion piece jigsaw to the cops, for how hard they found it. they don't even seem to care that her necklace never turned up. 

you're convinced he still has it. somewhere in his house, maybe. if you can get proof that he has it, maybe the cops will finally take you seriously. 

your coffee has gone cold, and you grimace through a swallow, frowning down at your cup. but then you catch some movement out of the corner of your eye. across the street, you watch him head down the road, turn the corner. 

now's your shot.

[nthflower]

I don't trust true crime girlies please stay away from me

[rainydaydithers]

People are going to side-eye your actions very hard if the plane had an inexplicable fault, though. Like, maybe that level of calm business instinct looks a lot like prior knowledge in this instance.

So, as long as they don’t decide you sabotaged the plane, your family gets the proceeds.

wsb is so fucking funny actually

[thesporkwitch]

I am BEYOND excited to show off some wonderful earrings for Valentine's Day. No matter what kind of mood you're in, these should....hit the glittery spot. 😉

[rafescvntyclubgf]

𝓻𝓪𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓬𝓿𝓷𝓽𝔂𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓫𝓰𝓯

𝕽𝖆𝖋𝖊 𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖔𝖓 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

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𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖙 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘

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Part 1 (S)

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𝒞𝒶𝓂𝓅 𝒦𝒾𝓁𝓁 - 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚝!𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚡 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎!𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

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Older!Rafe x GF!Reader(S)

𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹𝓎

Older!Rafe x GF!Reader (S)

𝒽𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓋𝒾𝑒

BF!Rafe x GF!Reader (S)

𝓅𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽

Part 1 Frat!Rafe x Ward’sSugarBaby!Reader (S)

Part 2 (S) Frat!Rafe x Ward’sSugarBaby!Reader (S)

𝓍.

PornDirector!Rafe x Pornstar!Reader (S)

𝓎𝑜𝓊.

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𝓂𝓇. 𝒸𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓃

DILF!Rafe x Brat!Reader (S)

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𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓂𝓅𝒶𝑔𝓃𝑒 𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂

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𝑔𝒾𝒻𝓉 𝑒𝓍𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒 💫

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𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁 💫

Hockey!Rafe x GF!Reader (S)

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𝓈𝓅𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 💫

Frat!Rafe x Sorority!Reader

𝒶𝓅𝓇è𝓈 𝓈𝓀𝒾

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𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 | 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑒𝑒 💫

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*part 4 in volume 3

𝖇𝖑𝖚𝖗𝖇𝖘

Star Lab (S) Frat!Rafe x Pining!Reader

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Twinkly Things (F) Mob!Rafe x Reader 💫

𝖉𝖆𝖞𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖘

Have at It (S) FuckBoy!Rafe x Pining!Reader

Blow (S) Dom!Rafe

Headlock (S) Dom!Rafe x GF!Reader

Backseat (S) Frat!Rafe x Pining!Reader

Makeup Sex (S) Dom!Rafe x GF!Reader

Dirt Bike (S) DirtBikeDaddy!Rafe x Reader

Ghostface (S) BF!Rafe x GF!Reader

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Hands Texting Frat!Rafe x Pining!Reader

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[gleafer]

Hi Gleafer!

Firstly, thanks for following me (I literally squee’d). Secondly, random question, do you happen to listen to the podcast My Favourite Murder? I feel like maybe you’d be into true crime, and if you’re into that, chances are you’re a Murderino. ANYway, on mini episode 390, the first hometown story is from a person talking about her parents being in a motorcycle gang in the 70’s when they were 19 years old. Apparently to the dad was the vice president of the gang, and his nickname was Lush.

I IMMEDIATELY pictured Crowley and Aziraphale being that couple (because my brain rot doesn’t. ever. stop.) and then pictured them in your art style. It made my afternoon. Thanks for everything that your contribute to them fandom! You’re awesome 😁

*gulp*

Would I be breaking girl code rules if I…er…um… I don’t listen to murder podcasts? I feel too bad for the victims and I’m paranoid enough! *side eyes mace and discretely placed box cutter near running gear*

BUT I’M STILL COOL! Right??? Guyth????

AWKWARD DANCING INTENSIFIES

🎶Tucka tucka tucka tucka Aaaaw Macarena!🎶

But I’ll listen to HORROR podcast all live long day cough cough The Magnus Archives cough cough

[winchesterawesomesauce]

When murderinos take over a post.

[postitforward]

Anyone else a murderino? Ok, JUST ME? Cool, cool, cool!

[postoctobrist]

do you think a true crime podcast that doesn't descend into "murderinos" and valorizing murderers is possible? Or is the concept of true crime podcasting just rotten no matter how you try it?

I think it could be done but I don’t think people would enjoy listening to it

[lena-in-a-red-dress]

Okay. So. I watched the Laci Peterson documentary on Netflix. The two jurors? Don't think they could have found a more sanctimonious piece of shit pair of dudes. They piss me off almost as much Scott Peterson does.

(Continued rant under the cut-- hidden for my non-murderinos out there)

Idk. Ever since my writers group dudes needed to see a guy be more evil than "let me impregnate this selkie, then she'll want to stay" to justify his fictional thematic death, my opinion of men's judgement on crimes against women has hit an all-time low. Just... the way they talked about the case and how high and mighty their judgement and opinions were.

"I don't care about this, I only care about that" like shut the fuck my dudes. Look, I understand the perils of our criminal justice system and the overincarceration of innocent men, and I understand the need to get to as close to the truth as possible. But in a system designed by and built to protect conventionally attractive white men like Scott Peterson, who are you to pick and choose what's relevant and what's not? Who are you to decide the difference between what's circumstantial and what's context?

Ugh. Idk. I don't like a lot about what happened with the press on the case, and my own red flags about Scott Peterson (besides what the documentary highlights) include "who tf goes open water fishing after determining its too cold to golf" (also, golf is a red flag in and of itself) and "only monsters park their massive pickup truck in a spot marked for compact vehicles", so.... I'm not exactly an authority on the matter.

But I do question the fuck out of men sitting on juries for crimes against women. Especially men like these two douche canoes. I don't care what the eventual verdict was. I pity the women who had to sit on the jury with those two pricks.

[artigas]

fuck the “my favorite murder” podcast ad on my dashboard right now. fuck the marketability of branding people “murderinos,” fuck the pop culture obsession with serial killers, fuck white women thinking that making a few bland jokes is enough to absolve themselves from contributing to the fetishization of despicable and violent men. i know people like true crime and I know there’s probably an ethical way to indulge that interest but I’m so sick and tired of people mining tragedy for content. it’s disgusting to build humor off of human atrocity, it’s disgusting to reduce the violent murder and sexual predation of other human beings to an entertaining spectacle. years ago, i tried getting into true crime podcasts and the first podcast I tried began with the real, recorded footage of a small child calling the police after discovering her father had massacred her entire family. she was crying. she was scared. she was a baby. and I was just listening to a recording of a child crying on the worst day of her life while I was standing in line at a goddamn Home Depot. the banality of where I was, listening to such profound suffering, made me ashamed of myself. I couldn’t finish it. I wanted to cry, I wanted to throw up, I hated every second of it. fuck the culture of glorified violence and human apathy that’s brought us to the point where somebody can live with themselves and still make a profit off a podcast titled “my favorite murder” or mine the real, irreparable trauma of human tragedy for likes and subscribers. fuck that. fuck that.

[blackfemmelove]

anyway here's how online dating has been going. it's been about 3 weeks so far

i have been on one date. we got snowcones and talked for 5 hours! she was super cute and sweet

i'm in the process of planning a date with another woman, but i don't think i will like her. she called herself a murderino and got an extremely trivial fact wrong and it bugs me. is this why i'm single?

one woman lives in a different city and wants to meet up! no details on that part yet but i really like her so far

one woman sent me a very forward first message which obviously won my heart immediately. i like her a lot and want to get to know her more but she doesn't message every day so i'm not sure how interested she is

a woman who lives in my city wants to go to a local event with me next month. the frequency of her messages suggest that she is interested in me, but the content not so much

i matched with a person outside of my distance criteria because i think they're really cute. i like talking to them a lot but i'm worried i'll get attached and be in another miserable long distance situation. i did it to myself!

i'm talking to a few other people who i think i could come to like but don't have a good sense of yet

i'm surprised at how well it's going so far! i guess i had myself convinced that nobody would like me, but it turns out people do think i'm cute and interesting and want to get to know me! i feel very excited and hopeful. 🥰

[thekrows-nest]

(anon)

I think the deadliest thing about Krow is how badly he can be underestimated due to being short, goofy and kind. He’s charismatic, persistent, sneaky, and shaped like a friend. Non-threatening. He covers his tracks. He can also gaslight.

So how are Gabby’s instincts so damn good? She seems a lot more switched on than the average person and is very confident and clear in her perceptions. She knows no specifics but read Krow to filth. There was no confusion, she sniffed him out inside that sheep’s clothing from day one.

Has she dealt with dangerous people before? Is she a Murderino/true crime fan? Naturally tuned in socially or good at body language? Very analytical? Guarded less trusting personality?

Gabby takes a lot of safety precautions. Is that specifically about Krow, living in a dangerous city, simply being cautious as an AFAB person? Had a family member or friend been stalked, attacked or killed? Is it due to her having past experiences of abuse that makes her wary of others, or her/her partner working a high risk job that requires it?

Is her partner working in law enforcement or as a psychologist, is she ex-law enforcement or ex-psychologist? (Perhaps she still is, or if she works with Dove as a barista maybe she didn’t continue after study or burned out and left for a less demanding job. Perhaps she’s working part time as a barista with Dove while she studies.)

Perhaps she’s sapphic and so has more emotional distance from *people assumed to be men not to be influenced by his charm. (Sorry if that question is intrusive/inappropriate or misgenders Krow.) She could be asexual. She could have a personality that doesn’t readily form connections with others so he can’t buddy up. All of this would give her a more objective view of his behaviours.

Or maybe she’s so happy and nourished in her relationship she just isn’t as susceptible. She has a strong support network and/or is not emotionally vulnerable.

I don’t know how she worked it out on so little. Because I know exactly what Krow is and still don’t know how she so intuitively saw the danger without being told, and I still find him a somewhat sympathetic/tragic figure.

Did he miscalculate, do something slightly sus and she saw it? Was he just that bit overly forward or persistent, coming to the cafe too much? Seeking Dove out specifically? Did she overhear him manipulating Dove or pushing them for a date?

The lady is street smart as hell and I need her to teach classes.

I love these detailed asks you send in anon. But you also need to get out of my head. /lh /teasing

You definitely have it right about Krow, that his greatest asset (I think) is the fact he is often so wildly underestimated. As you say, he's short, a bit goofy and rather kind and well mannered (most of the time). He's just a silly, quirky artist guy with a crush. What harm could he possibly do or be capable of? So why is Gabby so keen on saying he is a giant red flag?

Part of the answer is kind of spoilery (or well, wouldn't make much sense at the moment, other things need to be revealed), but the short of it is: Gabby is extremely paranoid and tends to have a 'glass is half empty, and what's left is probably poisoned' view of the world and others. Sometimes this benefits her. Sometimes it doesn't. This pessimistic personality she has now wasn't always extreme. It's something she has developed over the years.

Gabby has had some... harsh experiences in life, shall we say, that has left her with a pretty bitter outlook. She is in a MUCH better place in all regards (you ARE right anon that she is quite happy and nourished in her relationship and has strong bonds with other folks in her life) but the damage has been done. It still leaves her... wary of most others.

From her life experiences, and just brief interactions with Krow, he just ticks off one too many boxes on her 'most likely dangerous person' checklist for comfort. And the fact he is keen on getting close to Dove... is it any wonder she is so adament in telling you to stay away from him?

But this isn't exactly new or surprising behavior from her (and she HAS been wrong about people in the past, to be clear) so it's up to you, Dove, if you believe her warnings or not.

I will say though, there IS something that Gabby herself does in her own time that also has helped her hone her analytical skills, yet also has perhaps left her with some more bitter impressions on the world at large.

I'll say too her partner also has some skills which also come in handy for sussing out someone like Krow.

The major thing though is... something has happened to Gabby in the past that has reeeeally left her... wary and very cautious of others. Which may or may not be revealed in due time. (:

[radishbaby]

Putting the final touches on some gifts for the murderinos. I tried using sewing thread for this one to give it an Edward Gorey vibe. Hmmmm looks a little wobbly but I do like the pearl on the urn.