#muppets Christmas

[mercenaryflower]

the original "Hawk Tuah" was in It's a Very Merry Muppet's Christmas Movie.

spit on that frog 🐸

[mysillylittlecountdown]

𝟜𝟝 𝔻𝔸𝕐𝕊 𝕌ℕ𝕋𝕀𝕃 ℂℍℝ𝕀𝕊𝕋𝕄𝔸𝕊

[corpsecowboy]

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WHY "ITS A VERY MERRY MUPPET CHRISTMAS MOVIE" IS THE WORST THING TO EVER EXIST. a zine by apollo strange

Picture this, it's finals week, you sit down to relax and partake in some Traditional Holiday Cheer to take your mind off the Hellscape that is your academic life at the moment. You have just watched "The Muppet Christmas Carol" the day before.

Spirits are high. Far too high. You start the film. Ok. It has that "made for TV special" vibe to it, but that can be forgiven, right? WRONG!!

This movie is a fever dream. I felt like i was on every drug ever all at the same time. It is like if you told an alien to watch 1 Muppet movie and make their own. (illustration of an alien with a thought bubble that reads: 18+ humor, and unfunny cameos)

Not a Single joke lands. AND there are MULTIPLE VERY sexually charged scenes between Joan Cusak and Pepé the king prawn???

I tried to think of Anything positive to say about this, and I can't. AT ALL! I would also like to mention how out of character they all were. Something went horribly wrong here. Fozzie would never do that!!!

But hey at least there is Scooter doing a Muppet strip tease. Oh? You don't want to see that? Too bad! Thanks NBC.

Happy Fucking Holidays!!! >:(

I HATE THIS MOVIE 0/10 STARS

[kingsnorthportfolio]

[superbearfun]

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[2mo3cm-man]

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[fabcreature]

forever sick and tired of people bringing up the muppet christmas carol when talking about interspecies muppet reproduction

the kids kermit and piggy "have" in that movie are not hypothetical children they could have. they're actors. in all the muppet adaptations of classic literature the point is that the muppets are acting. kermit is acting as bob crachit, piggy is acting as emily crachit, and so on and so forth. it's literally in the opening credits. tiny tim isn't kermit and piggy's child in an alternate universe. it's robin, kermit's nephew, playing the part of tiny tim.

please use actual canon muppet material and muppet interviews in your reseach

[citizen-zero]

WIBTA for taking advantage of my boss’ possible manic episode?

I know this already sounds bad but hear me out.

So I (30M) am the sole employee of this guy (62M) who’s honestly just a miserable boss and an even more miserable person. It sucks so bad working for him—the pay is horrendous, he’s verbally abusive, and the working conditions are awful (in the winter I literally have to stay bundled up the whole work day because he refuses to put the heat on in the office). He wouldn’t even give me holidays off if it wasn’t for the fact that there’s basically nothing to do those days because everywhere else is closed. I’m almost positive he unironically thinks poor people should die if they can’t work. His nephew (aka his only living relative and just the nicest guy) came by yesterday to invite him to Christmas dinner and he told him he’d see him in hell.

I cannot stress this enough—it’s BAD. I’d quit, but it’s been hard finding a better job and I’ve got four kids at home, including one with special needs.

Anyway, so here’s where I’m wondering if I’d be the asshole. Today was Christmas Day and he showed up at my house out of nowhere (huge red flag, I know). At first I thought he’d forgotten I had the day off and he was here to chew me out, which was worrying enough, but then his whole demeanor changed and he was super happy and excited and talking about how he was going to raise my salary. He even mentioned possibly making me a partner in the firm.

Now if that was it, I’d feel a little weird about the suddenness of it but it’d be fine. I’m not going to complain about having more money to feed my family. But then he started talking about how he wanted to pay our mortgage off. He talked about wanting to pay for our son to get the very expensive medical care that’s probably going to save his life. He mentioned at one point that he was going to be donating a huge amount of money to charity too—I knew he was rich but it staggered me. All this from a guy who doesn’t (didn’t?) even want to turn on the heat or the lights because it costs too much money.

It was such a sudden and drastic change that happened very literally overnight and now I’m kind of concerned he’s having a manic episode or something. I really, really want to accept his sudden generosity (I probably will; my wife is all for it and thinks he owes it to us), and I would love to believe that he’s truly had a sudden change of heart (an actual Christmas miracle lol) but I’m just worried about the possible consequences of accepting huge financial gifts like this from someone who I believe might be experiencing some kind of break from reality. Even if there’s nothing legally wrong with it, I’m worried about the ethics of it.

TLDR, my asshole boss might be in the middle of a mental breakdown. WIBTA if I accepted his offer to pay off my mortgage and my son’s medical expenses?

[sophsun1]

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson

[nick-nellson]

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson

[toruandmidori]

[mysillylittlecountdown]

𝟙𝟠 𝔻𝔸𝕐𝕊 𝕌ℕ𝕋𝕀𝕃 ℂℍℝ𝕀𝕊𝕋𝕄𝔸𝕊

[abbycadoodle]

peak cinema 🕯️🐀🔥

[yubriamakesart]

"Scrooge said that he would see him—yes, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first." - Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

[delphinidin4]