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Captain Sidney "Big, Big Pretty Sparkly Eyes" Crosby
(Picture credit to Minas Panagiotakis)
#the pens gear just reaaaaaally suits the negative space over-blown white values#i have to go even further some other time. cutout paper doll old men<3#pensblr i am coming to join you with edits. slowly but surely i promise#sidney crosby#sid crosby#pittsburgh penguins#87 sid#pens#muppet edits#muppet edits pens edition
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I love the Muppet face you gave Dresden when Karrin flipped him like a magical burger. It's perfect for him and got an audible laugh out of me. XD
Thank you so much for the kind ask!~And much love to all the lovely tag comments ive recieved for Dresden fanart! Its always a challenge to get into new stuff and your encouradgment helps a ton!
Fun story behind this sketch- as i was inking the outlines i was also listening to fool moon book and just as i was inking her hair Harry decided to describe Murph - she had cut her hair short on the back...- i literaly stopped and dropped the ink pen...xD (did a bit of photoshop edit to somewhat make hair look like cannon...xD)
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Work in progress for my AI-Less whumptober inclusion series to prove I'm still here and alive I PROMISE
Edit: This is out now: Ouch. - Chapter 8 - Tsukuyomi_Ravioli - Call of Duty (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
Scar reveal | Interrogation | Presumed dead
Interrogation.
'A mock interrogation for rookie soldiers studying methods. The 'prisoner': Sergeant Mactavish. The interrogator: The Lieutenant Ghost. The rookies are having a field day with this.' I do plan to make this a Ghoap oneshot :)
No trigger warnings for this lil drabble, this is just an intro in the works. The majority of it is finished however but I felt like I've been leaving you guys hanging, I'm sorry
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“Alright! Alright!” Price barked out into the loud and chatty room, “Settle down, you muppets!”
Soap watched with a lopsided grin as nervously excited rookies snapped to attention, keen eyes following the Captain. They reminded him of jittery puppies being reprimanded by their mother; their excitement overruled any possible consequences. That became clearer when whispers picked up once more, not able to stand the silence as they fossilised where they stood.
He didn’t blame them, not one bit. Actually, he was the exact same when he was in their shoes. This was their first ever interrogation. They were only witnesses, of course, and of course this wasn’t a real interrogation, a simple mock-one for studying, but it was action. Not to mention, from the mutters his old ears caught, they were excited to see the Lieutenant Ghost in action.
These lot weren’t theirs, actually. Not 141’s rookies, at least - these troopers were from another regiment, coming over like it was a school field trip to witness a higher-ranking squadron in action.
He’d done the same, at their rank too. He can still remember the pure excitement he’d had walking into the one-way glass room. He remembered the poor officer sat in the chair- Staff-Sergeant Redrick, his name was. He’d given one hell of a fight up to the routine, textbook torture, had almost passed. Broke within the last thirty seconds. It was a wild time, and he still remembered it vividly. This is exactly what these lot would be experiencing today. With him in the chair, this time. He’d give them a show alright- he couldn’t wait.
“So.”
Soap blinked away the memories, focusing back on Price. He should probably listen too, regardless of whether or not he’d already been debriefed about this beforehand. Which he had, of course he had, not that he was allowed to know what kinds of torture Price had given Ghost the all-clear on. The military education system for this kind of thing changed every year, like most systems. They rotated knowledge. It could be waterboarding this year maybe. Or strangulation, perhaps. He wouldn’t know until he sat down in that chair.
What he did know, however, was the information that Ghost was going to be attempting to torture out of him. That was his debrief.
“Sergeant Mactavish here will be the prisoner.” Price gestured to him, and he nodded. The crowd’s eyes snapped to him. “And Lieutenant Ghost will arrive soon and take the role of the interrogator.”
“Give him hell, sir!” Someone cheered from the back of the group, and the rest of them burst out into laughter, clapping their hands. In agreement, rather than mockery, it seemed.
Soap grinned, winking. “Will do.”
Price simply rolled his eyes. “Lieutenant Ghost has been debriefed on the specific methods you are currently studying. Your task, as observers, is to catch those specific methods and write them down on a clipboard.” He nodded over to the doorway of the interrogation room. More specifically, the viewing room. Gaz stood there, leaning on the doorframe. He waved. “Sergeant Garrick has paper and pens. Take one when you go in. Do I make myself clear?”
“Yes, sir!” They chanted in unison.
“Then get your asses in there, kids, we don’t have all day!”
“Yes, sir!” Turns out trying to walk in unison to an already small door wasn’t as amazing as speaking in unison.
Soap hid a snort as they fumbled and crashed into a line awkwardly, filing in. He turned to Price. “Thoughts on ‘em?”
Price sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose tiredly, “They’re a bunch of idiots.”
He couldn’t hold back a chuckle. “Weren’t we all at that age, Cap’?”
“You may have been, Sergeant, but I certainly wasn’t.”
“Mmm, Laswell says otherwise.” He hummed with a click. Price gave him a dirty look as he made his way over to the interrogation room doors. “Oh.” He turned back to flash a cocky grin, “So does Nik’.”
“I’m not even going to ask.”
“You wouldn’t want to know anyway.”
Price groaned, “Get your fucking ass in there already, Mactavish.”
#drabble#in the works#working on it#unfinished#soap cod#cod modern warfare#call of duty#mw2#modern warfare ii#modern warfare 2#john soap mactavish#soap mactavish#soap mw2#simon ghost riley#cod fanfiction#cod fanfic#soapghost#ghost x soap#ghoap#ghost call of duty#cod#simon riley mw2#simon riley x john mactavish#ailesswhumptober2023
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Penguins for the ask game (I need to know who all the guys are)
every hockey blogger has their: Pens Edition
feral guy: I love a fiesty feral jew (Frieds)
emotional support goalie: it’s been Mouse Boy since all the way back when he was in the minors more than he was here. Flower is my emotional support former pens goalie.
little guy: my first instinct was Shears which shows where my brain is but I think my second choice is Jakenbake. I think it’s the muppet energy tho. Runner up is Heino. No one tell me how tall anyone is
pretty princess: Jars is the prettiest pretty princess. other options discussed in the gc were DOC and Heino but they are very different pretty princesses vibes-wise
pathetic man: ah fuck. Okay so to be real I don’t think I have one. The closest was kappy and I didn’t even like kappy that much his vibes were just soooo pathetic. I’m gonna take a mulligan on this one I have no idea who’s still on the pens and equally as pathetic.
handsome prince: POJ (look at that smile and tell me he isn’t a handsome prince)
just some guy™: Chad my beloved
every hockey blogger has their: offseason ask game
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17, 18, and/or 75 for the writer ask thing!
Thank you thank you my talented friend!
17. Do you have a writing routine?
I usually do a rough outline, then will just start writing whatever scene is calling to me. I make a first draft that is basically bare bones. Then I will just go over it and over it and over it until it's what I think it should be. And then I'll print it and edit it with a red pen. And then I post! And then I nervously await kudos and/or reviews haha
I don't really have a routine when it's "time to write" I will sit on my couch with my laptop and either listen to music or put something on the television, usually sports or something I've seen before or a medical dram for whumpspiration.
18. Do you enjoy research? Which fic of yours required the most research?
Yes and no. I end up researching more about injuries or random football scheduling things. Sometimes I get stuck where I’m ready and excited to write and then I get stuck researching minor detail and end up in a rabbit hole.
Probably not to me, not if it's you. I researched when and where England returned from the World Cup, as well as the final match. But I also used real recipes for the cooking Jamie does with Sam, the drink Dani makes and the Jamaican dessert Jamie makes with Simon. I also researched a lot about how Christmas is celebrated in Mexico. I researched Hanukkah but only included the bare bones of Hanukkah because I was afraid I would fuck it up. I even watched A Muppet Christmas Carole for the first time as part of my research lol
in the morning, i'm bulletproof is probably a close second. I tried to research a lot in regard to the medical aspect, but also, all the international matches I included for England, Switzerland, Mexico and Nigeria were the real matches on the right dates and locations.
75. Is there a particular fic that readers gravitated towards that you didn’t expect?
at the end of the storm there’s a golden sky because it involves a minor earthquake hitting Richmond. Look, I know it's a ridiculous concept but it was the middle of whumptober and the prompt was debris so I went a little on the odd side and I got an anonymous ask after I posted saying something like “really? An earthquake in Richmond?” And I couldn’t tell if they were taking the piss for fun or making fun of it. So, I was really worried I was asking too much suspension of disbelief. But it is in my top 10 of kudos so I think people liked it enough lol
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Some of my favourite things I've made or done have been imperfect! The game I made for my final project at uni! The little doodles and comics I've done on scrap paper with a shitty pen! Singing in a muppet voice cause I can't quite get the notes right! bashing out a ficlet in an hour or two and only editing it once before posting! I love the things I do when I throw caution to the wind and just go for it. It's fun! it's exciting! It's exhilarating! I love being imperfect!!!
I love imperfection. Imperfection is good, actually. I love spotting weird continuity mistakes or noticing wobbly lines in art or seeing a wonky cuddly toy or helping a friend fix their hair. I love looking back at my work and noticing things I hadn't noticed before that I'd do differently now. I enjoy finding mistakes! I enjoy seeing other people do things differently to me! I enjoy connecting with people through our imperfections - our brains are weird in the same way, we vibe; i need help, will you help me; I noticed you put yourself out there despite being imperfect, teach me how. Imperfection is what proves we're alive and living. It's what allows us to connect to each other. Perfection isn't relatable. It keeps us apart, keeps us at each others' throats. I don't want to be perfect. I don't want to be 'good enough'. I just want to be good. I want to be imperfect. I want to make mistakes and learn and grow and change and enjoy myself and be proud of myself for simply trying. I want to connect and to show other people that they're not alone, they don't have to be perfect either. We can be imperfect together.
#artie talks#this is me trying to therapise myself out of perfectionism paralysis#add on if you want! or don't! thog don't caare!
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that you and i will walk together again!
[ ID: Traditional fanart colored and edited digitally with Kamal Bora and Dr.Habit from Smile For Me, as very young kids, drawn in full frontal view. The brush used to color has a crayon effect.
In the artists interpretation Kamal as a kid is much shorter than Habit. He has short free hair, short thick brows, a more wider nose, a tooth gap. He wears a oversized dark purple sweater. The pattern on it is simple diamond shape going from black outside, to dark blue, to green at the centre- and yellow sparkles inbetween the diamonds. Then he has a frilly red skirt which sparkles. Ending with light blue socks and pink crocs. Grey-white headphones for his use dangle from his left arm. There are bright stickers with white borders all over his face and hands- a smiley face, flowers, hearts, stars. He sweats as he grins wide and waves with both hands at the viewer.
Here Habit is a really tall kid. He has a muppet-like appearance with yellow-greenish fur, very long rose-pink hair blowing in the wind, pink blushing cheek patches with three freckles, ears stuffed with cotton fluff , deep red nails. His eyes are lightly red, indicating some mixed cautious emotion. He wears a teal buttoned shirt with wavy darker pants that have yet darker stripes on them. Ending with dark red sneakers with big yellow tied laces- basically Kamal’s outfit from the game. He gazes with mixed emotion at the viewer, in a pose drawing inward of himself, protectively holding up his lily pot in front of his mouth. The lily glitches.
The background is an edited coloring page. It has green trees, clear blue sky, fences, walls and a cobblestone path. The colors are very mild and they are warm. The coloring of the characters is brighter than it. The editing made the shapes smoother, thicker with defined lines. The singular left vertical border is the brightest, a line of green leaves and then purple leaves glitching.
The borders outside the coloring part of page, at the top and bottom, have simple flowers and vines drawn in blue and green pen. And at the right vertical border is written ‘So it goes’ repeatedly until it stops at ‘’..and blooms(bolded).’ Overall the drawing has subdued and deep colors. end ID]
talk below cut!
( the text written on the right vertical border reads ‘So it goes’ repeatedly until it stops at ‘’..and blooms(bolded).) (for anyone that didn’t get it!)
ODFHJDF LOL IVE CONFESSED MY LOVE TO THIS GAME LIKE FIVE THOUSAND TIMES WHAT CAN I WRITE HERE
I CANT BELIEVE...ITS BEEN 3 YEARS!
I’VE HAD...A TIME <:’-)
AND I HOPE I’LL STAY MANY YEARS MORE FRIENDS....
SO THIS IS FROM MY (EXPLODES) HEADCANONS IVE BEEN WRITING FOR LIKE 2 YEARS THAT THEYRE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS
‘’LITTLE’’HABIT IS 5 FEET TALL FOR UR INFO
THIS 9 YEAR OLD IS AT YOUR EYE LEVEL THATS RIGHT
AND YEA UM SDJJF I THINK KAMAL BORROWED THOSE CLOTHES LATER ITS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME HAW HAW
WHAT ELSE.. KAMAL DOESNT DO WELL WITH NOISE SO HE HAS MUSICAL HEADPHONES...PLAYING BOPS...ZONING OUT OF LIFE...
I HONESTLY DONT HAVE A ORIGIN STORY FOR THOSE STICKERS BESIDES ‘’HE LIKES THEM ‘’ YET BUT TAKE THIS:
‘’Kamal likes stickers and had them all over his face so at one point habit made him some. Kamal never used them because they’re special to him"
PICK N CHOOSE FROM ANY MABEL SWEATERS FOR HIS FASHION
ALSO APPEARANCE OF THE MYTHICAL 2ND EARRING...OMG...THIS WAS BEFORE HE LOST IT HAHA. GOT EM PIERCED YOUNG BY THE PARENTS
I AM VERY PROUD OF THIS PIECE. ITS AN OLD ONE...I HAD OTHERS PLANNED FOR TODAY BUT WE’RE LUCKY WE’LL SEE THEM IN 2024...\HJ ITS OK. I DONT WANNA RUSH
MMM...GOODNIGHT EVERYONE😊❤️ CYU IN THE STARS...
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It is one of the most meaningless thing I’ve done in time - all least-to-most ranks and just characters’ fact answers (those that with no pictures) from oficial Ask Arcana gathered in one place. Have no idea what that information could be used for and if it even useful but it kept me occupied and distracted from some life shit for a while, so let it be.
who is most to least likely to enjoy the movie Frozen? Lucio, Portia, Julian, Asra, Muriel, Nadia
Out of the cast, who is the most to least likely to be the jealous type? Portia, Lucio, Muriel & Nadia (tied), Julian, Asra
would you like to rank the characters from who cries most to least ugly? like from sniveling to shoujo manga tears? Muriel, Lucio, Julian, Portia, Asra, Nadia
who is the most to least superstitious Portia, Julian, Nadia, Lucio, Asra, Muriel
most to least excited to be at a WWE event Portia, Lucio, Asra, Julian, Nadia, Muriel
From worst to best at handling children Nadia, Lucio, Muriel, Asra, Portia, Julian
From worst to best for alcohol tolerance Muriel, Asra, Lucio, Julian, Portia, Nadia
Character ranking from best at keeping secrets to loose-liped gossip? Asra, Muriel, Nadia, Lucio, Portia, Julian
best to worst dancers? Asra, Portia, Julian, Nadia, Lucio, Muriel
Most to Least likely to slap you for stealing a mcnugget Nadia, Lucio, Asra, Portia, Julian, Muriel
Least to most likely to eat something weird (read: probably shouldn't be eaten) because of a dare? Nadia, Julian, Muriel, Lucio, Portia, Asra and not even on a dare
how old are each of the revealed characters? everyone is old, but in order of least old to most old: Asra, Portia, Muriel, Julian, Lucio, Nadia
Who's the best kisser? Who's the worst? Best kisser: Faust (good snake smooches) Worst kissers: Mercedes and Melchior (too much cronch)
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If the main 6 played MTG what color decks would they play? Asra: Blue Nadia: White Julian: Black (Portia made his for him) Portia: White/Green Muriel: Green Lucio: Red
How did cast look as babies? Nadia: The best baby, perfect in form and function Asra: A cute baby, always looking around Julian: Not the most handsome baby, a little gangly Portia: Round, squealing delightful baby Lucio: Red-faced screaming awful baby Muriel: Sturdy and well insulated for the long winter
Of the main six characters, which ones are capable of juggling and which ones would absolutely love doing needlepoint? capable of juggling: Portia, Asra, Muriel absolutely love doing needlepoint: Nadia, Julian incapable of juggling/ absolutely hate doing needlepoint: Lucio
what would the cast choose as their job in the mmo final Fantasy XIV? Julian: Dragoon Asra: Astrologian Lucio: Ninja, but he messes up the mudras Nadia: Machinist Portia: Summoner Muriel: Paladin
What would be the favorite attractions/rides of the cast at Disney? Julian: Pirates of the Caribbean Asra: Astro Orbiter Lucio: Tower of Terror (RIP) Muriel: Matterhorn Portia: California Screamin' Nadia: Carousel of Progress
What do the rest of the cast smell like? Nadia: Les Larmes Sacree Du Thebes by Baccarat Asra: Lord of Misrule Lush Shower Cream Julian: Leather seats in a rental car Portia: Cocoa butter and laundry soap Lucio: Fireball, Axe body spray & ass Muriel: myrrh
What board game would The Arcana gang be? Nadia: Clue Asra: Twister Julian: Sorry! Portia: Mouse Trap Lucio: Monopoly Muriel: Guess Who
Who do all the cast main in over watch? Nadia: Ana Asra: Sombra Julian: Reaper Portia: Zarya Muriel: Bastion Lucio: Genji
If everyone participated in a Winter Olympic sport, which one would they be in? Nadia: figure skate (singles) Asra: snowboarding Julian: alpine ski Portia: freestyle ski Muriel: luge Lucio: ice hockey
Main casts Starbucks orders? Julian: Black coffee and he flirts with the barista until it’s ready. Nadia: London Fog Latte. She comes in at exactly 8 every morning. Asra: Matcha latte unless there’s a new radioactive-looking Frappuccino flavor and then he gets that. Muriel: Waiting outside in the car, asks Asra to get him a water. Asra comes back with a hot chocolate and a cake pop. Muriel grumbles but accepts them every time. Lucio: Salted Caramel Mocha extra whip extra sprinkles nonfat no foam soy upside down actually coconut milk instead and then he yells at you if you get it wrong. Portia: Pink Drink and all the baristas get excited when she walks in because they love her and she always tips.
The cast as Kanye songs Nadia: Power Lucio: No Church in the Wild Asra: Love Lockdown Julian: Heartless Portia: Paranoid Muriel: Coldest Winter
Which characters would be in the fire, water, earth, and air nations? Slightly different from what you asked, but: Asra - waterbender Nadia - airbender Julian & Portia - non-benders Muriel - Earthbender Lucio - Firebender
What kind of parents are the cast at their child’s soccer game? Nadia: standing on the sidelines in sunglasses and heels biting her thumbnail and watching every move on the field because she doesnt trust the ref Asra: cheers whenever anything happens, takes as many kids as can fit in the car out for ice cream but doesn’t check with the parents Julian: chats up the other parents relentlessly and isn’t watching when his kid gets hit in the face with the ball Portia: “cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon AW WHAT WAS THAT” Muriel: watching from the parking lot inside the car Lucio: yelling on the phone the whole time, spills all 24 oz of his salted caramel mocha on the bench and doesn’t do anything about it
Which Disney movie is the favorite of each of the cast? Nadia: Fantasia 2000 Asra: The Emperor’s New Groove Julian: Muppet Treasure Island Portia: Muppet Treasure Island Muriel: The Fox and the Hound Lucio: Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True
what kind of youtube channel would each character have (letsplay, cooking, craft, etc)? Asra: very unstructured mostly-cooking channel that also features videos of him just eating weird things, and videos of Faust existing and being cute Nadia: beauty guru with very polished high-end editing Julian: doesn’t know how to use youtube but Portia made an account for him and uploads her shaky/blurry phone videos of his jazz performances Portia: likes and comments on all of Nadia’s videos while occasionally posting cute cat vids Muriel: does not have an internet connection Lucio: extremely loud letsplayer, mostly FPS
What would the cast be as animal crossing villagers? Muriel: Cranky Bear Julian: Smug Eagle Portia: Uchi Cat Nadia: Snooty Ostrich Asra: Lazy Wolf Lucio: Jock Goat
What Fire Emblem Fates' classes would each character be? Asra - Diviner Nadia - Priestess Julian - Adventurer Portia - Maid Muriel - Wolfskin Lucio - Berserker
if the arcana cast were naruto characters, which ones would they be Portia: Naruto Muriel: Gaara Lucio: Orochimaru Julian: Itachi Asra: Kakashi Nadia: Fancy Shikamaru
If the characters of arcana watched rupaul's drag race who would be their faves? Nadia: bebe, raja, peppermint Asra: yara, aja, adore Julian: nina bo’nina, sasha, raven Portia: chichi, bob, ginger Lucio: willam, kimora, mimi imfurst Muriel: Latrice Royale
WHAT ARE THE CHARAS PREFERRED FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM? Nadia: Lavender Lemon Asra: Rainbow Sorbet Julian: Pistachio Portia: Cookie Dough Muriel: Rocky Road Lucio: Red Velvet
Please please arcana cast as mcr songs Lucio: It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish Julian: Thank You For The Venom Asra: Welcome To The Black Parade Muriel: House of Wolves Nadia: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison Portia: Give Em Hell Kid
What are the characters going to be for Halloween? Asra - glow-in-the-dark mermaid Nadia - [elegant ballgown interpretation of] a swan Julian - tortured vampire/werewolf hybrid Muriel - sheet ghost Portia - ninja turtle Lucio - slutty angel Faust - a very long hot dog
If you had to assign the characters from the Arcana to characters from Labyrinth who would they be? Nadia: Jareth Asra: Sara Julian: Sir Didymus Portia: Hoggle Muriel: Ludo Lucio: The Chilly Down birds
What's each character's favourite fruits? Nadia: Concord Grape Asra: Blue Raspberry Julian: Fig Portia: Banana Muriel: Lemon Lucio: Pomegranate
what's everyone's favorite season? Asra - spring Nadia - summer Julian - autumn Muriel - winter Portia - spring Lucio - summer
Who would the Arcana cast be in a cliche Noir Film? Nadia: boss with kinetic ball bearing desk ornament and brandy in the drawer Asra: first love turned old flame that you run into halfway around the world Julian: haggard scientist with an unbuttoned shirt scribbling on the walls Portia: wisecracking secretary who takes a bus a train and a ferry to work Muriel: ominous farmer that lets people use the phone after a car breaks down Lucio: raging starlet shattering a vase after being blacklisted by every studio
The Arcana cast as Michael Jackson songs? Nadia: Man in the Mirror Asra: You Are Not Alone Julian: Smooth Criminal Portia: Will You Be There Muriel: Ben Lucio: Bad
What would each character be in cats? This probably wasn’t supposed to be Cats the musical but if you think i’m gonna pass this up Nadia: None they’re all awful/ Munkustrap Asra: Mister Mistoffelees Julian: Macavity Portia: Jennyanydots Lucio: Rum Tum Tugger Muriel: Grizabella
what would their favorite emojis be? Asra: 🌚 Nadia: 🍷 Julian: 🎷 Portia: 👀 Muriel: 👁 Lucio: 💃💸😏👑
What panic at the disco songs describe each character best? Julian: Death of a Bachelor Asra: I Write Sins Not Tragedies Portia: She’s a Handsome Woman Nadia: Northern Downpour Lucio: Victorious Muriel: From a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins
What stereotypes for a super cliché highschool do the characters fall into? Nadia: Valedictorian who has been doing independent study and hasn’t set foot in the building for the past two years Asra: Shows up late every class with loud ass Sunchips, does homework in glow in the dark gel pen Julian: Eats lunch with his teacher so they can keep talking about mitochondria Portia: Gets really hype about dances, always ends up fighting at dances Muriel: Puts away all the folding chairs that everyone left behind Lucio: Gets on the intercom to talk shit about the teacher who gave him a D+ on his plagiarized essay
What sports would the characters play? And would they be any good at those sports? Muriel: Any solitary sport. He likes track and shotput. Nadia: Swimming. She isn’t on a team, she just likes the water. Portia: Wrestling. She’s got a few championship belts. Julian: Grandma Devorak forced him to take One Sport in high school, and he chose long-distance running. Asra: Beach volleyball and snowboarding. He’s just there to have a good time. Lucio: Ice hockey, but he spends it mostly punching other players.
what dragons from books/movies/games match each character best, would you say? As for dragons, one of our writers plays Flight Rising obsessively so here’s every character as a Flight Rising breed. Asra: Fae Nadia: Imperial Lucio: Wildclaw Muriel: Guardian Julian: Skydancer Portia: Snapper
What is each character most likely to do with the mc when they're feeling 'unusually affectionate'? Nadia: feed them champagne grapes and engage them in conversation so she can watch them try to talk with their mouth full Asra: stare at them and stop acknowledging anyone or anything else Julian: preen and spoil them to the point of being a public embarrassment Portia: constant cuddly contact Muriel: follow them at a respectable distance Lucio: belt out an aria at the sight of them
What's everyone favorite manga if they read any in this world? Nadia: Rose of Versailles Asra: Yugioh Julian: Blackjack Portia: Ranma ½ Muriel: Hunter x Hunter Lucio: Berserk
how much does faust like all the characters? like, who does she like the most/least? does she like the main character at all? Faust adores the main character almost as much as she loves Asra. But if she had to choose from the rest: Most good smelling: Nadia Most fun to squeeze: Julian Most too big to eat: Muriel Most hard to hide from: Portia Most attackable: Lucio
what kind of drunk is everybody? Nadia: capable, professional drunk on the move. Never in the same room twice Asra: touchy-feely but won’t leave the couch, still somehow manages to catch on fire Julian: morphs into The Storyteller, everyone in earshot ends up caught in a dramatic reenactment of his life story waiting for him to take a breath but he never does Portia: makes 6 new friends in the bathroom line Muriel: moody, talks to no one, keeps taking everybody’s empty bottles out to the trash Lucio: the loudest, the drama, the legend, the first to dip out when the cops show up
Of the Characters: Who tells a dirty joke? Who doesn't understand it? Who is disgusted? Who laughs? Who hides a smile? Who gets annoyed? Lucio: tells a dirty joke Muriel: doesn’t understand it Julian: is disgusted Asra: laughs Portia: hides a smile Nadia: gets annoyed
What are the characters usual reactions when subbing their toes? Nadia: It Does Not Happen Asra: hops it off Julian: hissing, closes his eyes while he savors the pain Portia: (string of curses) “ok………. i’m fine” Muriel: doesn’t notice because his toes are too far away Lucio: shrieks, revenge kicks the wall, shrieks harder
what you think everyones deadly sin would be? the deadly cliches: Nadia - Pride Asra - Lust Julian - Wrath Portia - Envy Muriel - Sloth Lucio - Gluttony
On a scale of good to bad, who sings karaoke? Nadia has a silky voice with impeccable vibrato. But she only sings karaoke alone in the bath. Asra has an airy, intimate voice. He’s the worst at karaoke because he doesn’t even get up off the couch. Julian has very limited singing ability, but he will talk sing the whole way through if he has to. He’s great at duets, somehow. Portia has a throaty, powerful voice. She brings the house down with Heart and Bonnie Tyler ballads, even if she squeaks on the high notes. Muriel has a gravelly grumble that he is convinced is useless for singing and if you hand him the microphone he’ll drop it and go stand in the corner. Lucio has an overdone musical theater voice but he is tone deaf. He will shout out the high notes and power through the rest and if you try to skip his song there will be hell to pay
which social media platform which each character Prefer™ ? Asra - twitter (RTs a lot of memes and shitposts, posts incomprehensible dril-like tweets at 3am) Nadia - instagram (flawless makeup and aesthetic™) Julian - yahoo answers Portia - snapchat Muriel - what is social media Lucio - LinkedIn (you will NEVER stop getting email notifications from him)
what dnd classes would the cast be (like mage, assassin, cleric etc)? Nadia: Paladin Asra: Warlock Julian: Rogue Portia: Bard Muriel: Fighter Lucio: Barbarian
what would each characters spice girl name be Asra: Mystery Spice Nadia: Boss Spice Julian: Suffering Spice Portia: Sassy Spice Muriel: Surly Spice Lucio: Spicy Spice
how complicated is each character's personal hygiene routine? Nadia’s personal hygiene routine: an exact science and takes a practiced team of servants to execute. Julian’s personal hygiene routine: splashing his face 5-7 times and gargling with his famous mint vodka peroxide formula Asra’s personal hygiene routine: sticking his head underwater until he’s awake Portia’s personal hygiene routine: putting her hair in a bun and scrubbing herself with a cloth and bucket down by the frog pond Lucio’s personal hygiene routine: milk and caviar bath every 13 hours Muriel’s personal hygiene routine: standing in the pouring rain
What's everyone's favorite alcoholic drinks? Asra - St Germain, tequila, blue curaçao, lime juice, hibiscus syrup (serve in a champagne flute or martini glass, garnished with a wildflower or tiny umbrella) Julian - whiskey, Kahlua, Grand Marnier, lemon juice (serve in a highball glass) Nadia - Chambord, white wine, seltzer (serve in a wine glass, chilled or on the rocks) Portia - beer & apple cider with a shot of rum (serve in a lowball glass) Muriel - Baileys, butterscotch schnapps, hot chocolate (serve warm, in your coziest mug) Lucio - Jägermeister & Goldschläger topped with overproof rum (serve as a flaming shot)
what would be each of the characters' favorite genre of music? Asra: Bossa Nova and EDM Nadia: Obscure Opera and Calming beach sounds Julian: 20 minute tracks of Quality Jazz Portia: Reggae and dad rock Muriel: New wave and white noise Lucio: Top 40 and Dark Funky Disco
who would the arcana characters be from mean girls?? Asra: the guy who asked what day it was Nadia: cady Julian: gretchen weiners Portia: janis Lucio: regina george Muriel: damian
Which Hogwarts house would each of the Main Cast belong in? Asra & Julian - Ravenclaw Nadia - Slytherin Portia & Muriel - Hufflepuff Lucio - Gryffindor
What would the characters modern!au job/career of choice be? Lucio owns and manages several nightclubs and has a trashy daytime talk show Asra does really low-budget magic shows at kids’ birthday parties by day, and DJs at one of Lucio’s clubs at night Nadia is the city mayor, an international chess champion, and concert pianist Portia works at Home Depot (used to be a waitress at Red Lobster but the tips were terrible), but she wants to be a zookeeper Julian is a doctor at an underfunded hospital with lots of drama Muriel lives off the grid in a broken-down van in the woods
Just due to mild curiosity what would be the casts favorite musicals? Asra - Legally Blonde: The Musical Nadia - Chicago Julian - Les Mis Muriel - Wicked Portia - Cats! Lucio - Phantom of the Opera / Kinky Boots (it’s a tie)
what cryptid is every character Asra = Chupacabra Julian = Mothman Nadia = Nessie Portia = Loveland Frog Muriel = Bigfoot Lucio = Jersey Devil
how would the game's characters celebrate the MC's birthday with them?? Asra would take them on a long journey without telling them where they were going (but would keep them entertained with riddles) to a scenic oasis, where he would pretend to drown so MC has to dive into the water and at the bottom is a magic flute that can summon a swarm of bees (their favorite!) Nadia would throw a tastefully brief festival in their honor. MC would be lavished with pampering (by professional pamperers) from dawn to dusk and when the clock struck midnight, they would be presented with seven bejeweled eagles (one for every day of the week) Julian would meet them for dinner in a shady tavern, bring them heaping plates of food and offer unsolicited advice for the coming year. About halfway through the meal he would have to scramble out the back door because law enforcement arrived on the scene but he’d put it an order in the kitchen to bring them something for dessert Lucio would declare the day a holiday and call it Day of the Beloved One of Lucio. They would have to sit uncomfortably still while a master artiste painted their portrait and a mile-long line of peasants laid gifts at their feet. Muriel doesn’t celebrate birthdays because time is a human construct Portia would throw a big loud party with a barbecue :D
Since it is soon, what would the characters do for Valentines day with us (the MC)? Nadia would take you on an elegant river cruise stocked with 130 varieties of tiny cake and a private crooner hired to serenade you but she would end up throwing them overboard for not hitting the high notes Asra would take you to the mall and splurge on all the stuff you both can’t afford but wait way too long to get lunch so you get into a fight and he proposes in the food court Julian would show up on the 15th after with all the candy he scored at 75% off, pretend it was on purpose that he got the day wrong, and wake you up at 3 am to come clean because the guilt was eating him alive Muriel would light some scented candles, cook up a sensual meal and throw a bearskin rug in front of the fireplace for you to enjoy alone while he escapes into the woods Portia would pack a picnic of chicken and tortilla chips, take you to the beach where you could splash around until the sun goes down and lull you to sleep on the sandy blanket with her acoustic guitar Lucio would have servants fill your room with floor to ceiling flowers while you sleep and wait impatiently for you to wake up like
Would you roommate with any of the characters? it’s hard to decide, so here are some pros and cons Asra - pro: never home / con: leaves dishes in the sink for weeks Nadia - pro: your home will be spotless / con: it’s spotless because she orders you to clean it for her Julian - pro: medical professional / con: half of your apartment is now this
rate the characters on how #extra they are Muriel: 4/10 Lucio: 13/10 Everyone else: 10/10
Which character could be best described as "tender"?? "Spicy"??? “tender”: Muriel “tender”/“Spicy”: Asra, Portia “Spicy”/”tender”: Julian, Nadia “Spicy”: Lucio
what the favorite Pokemon of all the characters were. Asra - Ekans, Delphox, Espeon Nadia - Noctowl, Gardevoir, Musharna Julian - Absol, Bisharp, Murkrow Portia - Chansey, Politoed, Hoothoot Muriel - Pangoro, Aggron, Wigglytuff Lucio - Houndoom, Pyroar, Skarmory
#what I spend my life on#the arcana#the arcana game#asra alnazar#nadia satrinava#julian devorak#muriel#portia devorak#count lucio#asra the magician#the arcana muriel#ask arcana#I just like to organize information too much
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Inktober Day 21 - HARVEY KNEESLAPPER . "I say, ya wanna C?" . One of the great unsung heroes of comedy, and one of the only Muppets with teeth; Harvey was ALWAYS on. 9 times out of 10 he pulled off the prank, but that 10% of the time Harvey got burned made it MAGIC. I could never tire of listening to Frank Oz cackle maniacally in fits of screaming laughter when Harvey got in a sick burn. In fact, the story goes that Frank retired the character when his hysterical shrieking started taking a toll on his vocal cords. Some kind soul has edited together all of the Harvey Kneeslapper sketches into one mega YouTube video, and it's the stuff that dreams are made of. FIND IT. . Not sure I’m entirely happy with this one; it’s not really manic enough and lacks contrast. Maybe I’ll take another shot. . 7.5 x 11”, @drphmartins Black Star and Pen White ink on @strathmoreart 400-series watercolor paper, @speedball_art Hunt 107 nib, Hunt 56 "School" nib and @pentelofamerica Color Brush, 50 minutes. . Soundtrack: Madness - One Step Beyond . . #ink #Inktober #inktober2021 #Muptober #JimHenson #FrankOz #Muppets #theMuppets #Disney #muppetshow #themuppetshow #HarveyKneeslapper #WhatSay #ThreeSticks #WouldYaLikeOne #SesameStreet #b3nn3tt https://www.instagram.com/p/CVTm1V1rB04/?utm_medium=tumblr
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So according to the Hazbin Wiki, Alastor dislikes tea and Sir Pentious likes it, and I can only assume this is how they met
I decided I needed to fix up this one a bit, so I thickened up the lines, especially on Al, and gave Pen a bit more “coloring.” I also did a bit of amateur editing to separate them a bit better, since I crammed them together on the paper when I drew them
Honestly, if I could turn any of my art into a T-Shirt, it would definitely be the Offended Sir Pentious. Him popping out of a sewer like a Muppet and screaming “So you have chosen death” gives me life.
#Hazbin Hotel#Hazbin Alastor#Alastor#Hazbin Sir Pentious#Sir Pentious#Blay Art#Local Murder Spaghurder attempts to front on Deer-Themed Serial Killer - More news at 11
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He is Geno and he is score! (requested by anon)
(Picture credit to Jeff Vinnick and Joe Sargent)
#helloooo pensblr i have returned. can't believe i left 1/3 of the core unedited WOOPS#evgeni malkin#geno malkin#pittsburgh penguins#muppet edits#muppet edits pens edition#pens#71 geno#there were so many good geno faces to choose from but i went for an away jersey picture to balance out the whiteness of the second picture
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Another FroodPad Update
(I’m sending an email instead of tagging people about this one because the majority of you guys have changed urls.)
For anyone who used the original FroodPad (PiratenPad) teamsite for fic writing, the host is taking down the site next month.
As before with the Mozilla alternative, I have backups of most of the text.
Here’s what I do not have:
Backups of locked pads
Chat logs
Authors / authorship colors
Time slider histories
If you want any of those, you’ll need to grab them yourself asap! If you’ve forgotten a password, the quickest way to grab my attention is to let me know via the tumblr messager (or my Discord, if you have it) and I can help you.
As for the actual text of the pads, I have these saved! I can send them to you whenever you like. Under the cut is a VERY lengthy list of the pad titles I have backups of. I can also do a text search if you need.
!!HEY GUYS -- WRITER PROFILES *Goat scream* 2SPOOKY 2c Stories 365 days of Rabbit No! A Very Frood Pad Christmas An attempt to organize chaos And the Band Plays On Annie got her gun Ask Walter Kids BADLY SINNING BRAINTHUNDERING Best Ship Around Broken little pieces CC 4 editing Care Cat!Steve. Don't ask. Cat's sehr whichtig grad portfolio stuff Catori's Little Pad ^^ Cheeroko: ES Drabbles And Possible Story Cheeroko: Elder Scrolls Brainstorming Cheeroko: Fanficing Fanfics since ... Today? Cheeroko: Has Started Yet Another AU Cheeroko: Rabbit Appreciation Pad (Aka, SPG Pad) Cheeroko: Walter Manor Cheeroko: What Should I call this? [{Original Fic}] Cheeroko: You Know What? I'm Just Going To Use This Pad For My Gender Stuff Christmas List Come keep French Company! Please? Configuration (new-new CC and biocore planning) Counter Nonsense Crazy Community Fanfiction Crazy Community Fanfiction II Crazy SPG Collab Thing 2.0 DANGER 5 SOLVE THE GREATEST CRIME OF ALL Derelict (spoilers yo) Derelict 23 and other stuff Derelict Chapter 20 Derelict Chapter 24 Derelict Chapter 25 Derelict Chapter 25 for real this time Derelict Dragon Dreads Derelict Take 73 Derpy-Nuns Don't come here unless Fish is whining at you Don't look Dr. Babblefish's Quest to Only Become Moderately More Insane Dragon Lurve Elephants and Nachos Everyone Writing Everything FRANKENPAPPY Fantastic Mister Vox Fish Does Terrible Things Fish Fanfictions Salgexicon Now Fish and Serif attempt a role play thing. Fish and its monospaced text Fish has an F in evil Fish is Sailing a Ship Fish is a terrible person. Fish is just rambling Fish writes things about other fandoms Fish's Awkward Nonfandom Headcanons Fish's Lupin Drabbles Fish's Magical Tragical Guide to Not Writing Mary Sues Fish's OC Boat Fish's Originalish Pad Fish's Plots and Characters French Rambles French Writes Stony French is a Poet Froodpad Rules and Instructions Further proof we're all insane Futureverse G-Mans and Watering Cans GW2 Cav stuff Ghost! Ghostfacers! Hangout pad Happy Little Family Happy Little Family Notes Here ye go, Redacted Heyo, Achgfd Homestead-Ch.1 How to be nice in RP I blame everyone but me I figure at this rate I should just make a Weird SPG Dreams pad I have no idea what im working on I never tire, I serve I- I- I- LOVE ROBBIE DARREN IT IS A SMUT POWERED BLANKET MY GOOT SAR Ice Cream and Knit Bow Ties Imma figure this thing out by posting prompt responses Improb In Which Pappy Dies In Which Reed Becomes a Robot In Which Steve Drops Bass In Which There is an Abandoned Lab In which robots become metaphors for Autism Spectrum stuff Laying Down The Law Here MATURE REPLY MBG Tumblr Planning MERRY HOLIDAYMAS YOU WEIRDOS! MWFGOH Notes MY FRIEND MATT WHERE YOU AT May B. we Feta get outta here May B. we Feta get outta here pt2 Muppet Baby Giraffe Fics Myth fanfiction maybe??? NOBODY PANIC (MICHAEL GOT THE D) Neoma's Writes Not Actually a Funeral Not!Derelict Nuns could use help writing a comedy piece for English Nuns does a research paper on GAY GODS Nuns fools around with a hero's journey Nuns hunts for the Holy Grail (and a good essay grade) OC ADVENTURE!! OFF Musingses OOPS Oedipus Script Old Money On the wings of steam One of the Fanmily Original stuff is harder than we anticipated PSILENCE WILL FALL Pappy Pad 2 Pappy Rabbit Old (Still needed though!) Pen & Kari's Pad of Fairytale Badassery Philosophy Notes Pokemanz SPG Post-Derelict Headcanons Princey and Leeland's Walter People Pad Princey definitely isn't using this pad for homework anymore Princey is the best right Leilani right Princey tries Original Stuff Princey wanted to write OC stuff too Princey's self-indulgent stuff Princeyfic (An Accident of the Smallest Kind final chapter) Princeyfic: An Accident of the Smallest Kind Princeyfic: Basically nothing but a mermaid OC Princeyfic: Canoe Catastrophe Pronz Psi does homework and other stuff Psi does homework occasionally Psi gets his shit together Psi is in pain. Also class. Psi jacks Cat's characters Psi plans the Derelict!Verse RP blog early because he's bored Psi reads Marsupial Psi takes out dysphoria on The Spine Psi tries for "canon" SPG Psi writes Cabin Pressure stuff Psi writes a thing about an author Psi's Headcanon Psi's Kazooland OCs??? Psi's class notes Psi's class notes and HatchWorth stuff Psilent's Hatchworth Feels Psilent's Pscribblings Psilent's Pstuff Psunny's Muppet Babby Stuff Public pad 2: 2 public 2 pad Pun and Psi Make a Porno Punny: Ask Index Punny: Broken little pieces Punny: Crack Fic ideas Punny: Ficlets Punny: HLF Th teen years Punny: Happy Little Family Punny: Justice Giraffes Punny: Major fics Punny: Rainbow! The Spine Punny: Trying to figure out how the hell Super spg works RABBIT NO RABBIT NO 2: electric boogaloo Rabbit writes fanfic Relish's Ramblings Reverse Pre Mid Life Crisis 3000 Rex and Captain. Rover! SICK ROBOTS. (Princey and Leeland) SIMNANIGANS SO I may have discovered aquabats and it may have given me some muse SPG/Avengers cross over collab-fic SS kills a lot of young women SS: Aftertheendverse SS: Aggressively writes happy fanfiction SS: Amnesia Home Pad SS: Amnesia Revisions SS: Amnesia!Spine Headcanoning SS: Ancient Mariner SS: Angsty Poetry xP SS: Annie/V SS: Dragon!Steve SS: Genderbends because of reasons SS: Just our positronic electronic harmonic SS: Michael wants the D(erelict!Steve's dick) SS: Michael wants the D(erelict!Steve) #2 SS: More Spine/OC junk SS: Okay actually writing Amnesia now SS: Poems by Peter VI SS: Possible Natalia 'Verse SS: Private Party SS: Ratchet and pumpkin SS: Spine/OC SS: Spine/OC #2 SS: Spine/OC #3 SS: The Only Constant SS: The Way Home SS: hoamwork Satyr Adventure script Secret Santa (Sign-ups closed, Santas have been assigned!) Serif needs to kill something apparently Serif's Dump Pad Serif's Dump Pad 2 Seth only starts things and never finishes them Sewing Stitches SisterofaFish's Pad So much craft poisoning Something Wicked This Way Comes Space-Opera Spoons' Stuff Goes Here Stalking Information Steve has Joined Your Party! THIS IS WHERE THE PARTIES AT TIME TO SCARE THE BABIES Tango's Reason Why The Case of the Quest of the Missing Coffee The Mythos Mythos The Rake This is a public pad because Fish is bored This is utter crap Thunder Charge Title! Too Many Thoughts Untitled 180 Untitled 217 Untitled 314 Untitled 322 Untitled 323 Untitled 324 Verse Fable...or something like that WE GON WRITE FLUFF WE LAV U HRUP WRITER PROFILES We write Mirrormask fics now. Mirrormask is cool. Well look what the cat dragged back in World Building You know what, ignore Nuns a surprise in every pad and no one was ever happy the end awkward monsters/spg campfire song song cat used to write hannafic class notes copper conduction 3: REVELATIONS copper conduction p. 4 death lullaby ye everybody look down fear and loathing in san diego half-baked hatchworth stuff hesitantly works on new chapter how rabbit got his groove back 2 i leik ur silileh lteile hat incdrop - frisk incwrites it's sort of like hellraiser except not lemarchand's fic oh heck there's a plot one time ruffy wrote angst original sexy awesomeness possibly part of Two Birds One Stone possibly not psi is the batman psi's original story (caution may contain robots) ((totally contains robots)) psi's presentation that's due in six hours ruffy's writing a thing schoolwork and such (go away) shit so many fics so little time so much writers block sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion the end. the fucking crying game the future doesn't love you the wit and wisdom of spg woo lets write pirates woo
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Death’s Mistress: A review
This is a review Death’s Mistress. Possibly the worse pile of utter crap ever to be committed to paper. No matter how shit your fan-fic is, this is so much worse.
No, not Death’s Mistress by Terry Goodkind. That guy writes the novels that became Legend of the Seeker. Despite some pretty half-arsed writing, I liked that series.
Terry Goodkind is a master storyteller and his Death’s Mistress is almost certainly pretty good. I’ve not read it so I don’t actually know.
The pile of maggot-ridden crap that I am talking about is this shit-pile also called Death’s Mistress by Karen Chance. She too is a New York Times bestseller which tells you that that bestseller list is an indicator of who sucked who’s dick recently.
By the cover (never a good way to judge a book) Death’s Mistress by Karen Chance looks like it could be okay.
When I got my copy, Death’s Mistress by Karen Chance had nothing but 5-star reviews on Amazon. It stayed that way until some muppet wrote the one-star review it deserved. After that, it quickly picked up a bunch of fours and threes to hide the fact that the reviews were probably all fake. Which just goes to show, Amazon reviews are as much shite as the NewYork Times Bestseller list.
From the very first page, this book was painful to read. I don’t know if someone sucked dick, paid bribes, or just sold their soul, to get this out and so highly praised. I gave up after five pages.
I showed it to some professionals that like vampire fiction more than I do. Just in case I was having an allergic reaction to shitty writing. They were just as bewildered by how bad it was.
If you ever read it, you will join us in being baffled as to how it was ever published. I could have given you something better with a computer program designed to generate random sentences.
Death’s Mistress by Karen Chance is incoherent, confused, badly edited, poorly paced, addicted to over telling and under showing, has jarring transitions, packs in undisguised info dumps, and seems to lack the slightest planning. All that from the first five pages. The first page is less than a third of a page of text and before I had finished reading it I hit not one but two hang up points.
By the end of the second page, I desperately wanted to get out my red pen and start marking making corrections. It would have been quicker to just dip the book in red ink.
Early scenes failed to answer the basic questions of who, what, where, and why because she was more interested in the protagonist's costume which she then immediately changes. How the hell do I need to know every item of clothing she is wearing if she is about to swap it out for some other items of clothing?
These are newbie mistakes. I tolerate that shite from newbies. This author had a fucking editor backing her up and a publishing house at her back. How did this land-fill make it to press?
Do not, under any circumstances buy this book. It is a waste of money. However, if you should happen upon a copy in a charity shop or dustbin, and you want to laugh at possibly the worst book ever published then read a few pages. If you are an even halfway-decent writer, you will fall off your chair from laughing at this book.
When I say worst book ever published I do mean worse than Fifty Shades of Gray - that crap was readable if utterly without merit. Death’s Mistress by Karen Chance is almost unreadable, that’s how bad it is.
It’s like the author just knocked out the words and handed it to her publisher who sent it directly to be printed without so much as a quick flick through. There is no way that was properly beta-read, or edited.
Death’s Mistress by Karen Chance should be the trope example of all the things a writer should never do when telling a story. There is not one redeeming feature in this book. The fact that it sells so well tells me that there is a huge market for this kind of story and the first writer to put out even a half-arsed series into that market is could make some serious bank. Or not, maybe someone sold their soul for this one.
Not a single wanky-angsty unedited introspective crap-bag post on Tumblr is this bad. Nothing on the whole of the web can rival how badly written this book is. I’ve seen some bad writing here but Death’s Mistress by Karen Chance is hundreds of times worse.
I have no idea if Karen Chance’s other books (and she has squeezed out a fair few) are any less crap but I will not be taking any chances. I am put off for life.
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“Oh what a Merry Christmas Day!” I feel like Mickey’s Christmas Carol is the most fitting theme for this last month of 2020 because despite what this terrible year has brought us, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel with the celebration of Christmas and other holidays! This classic short from 1983 is one of my personal Christmas favorites next to The Muppets Christmas Carol. I am a child at heart who loves seeing their favorite characters be in parodies/satires of their favorite books and movies. It’s always cute to me. What is your favorite Christmas film? I used: Leuchtturm 1917 Bullet Journal, Pigma Micron black pens, Prismacolor pencils, Tombow dual brush pens, and photo reference found on Google Images Editing app: Snapseed . . . . . . #myart #fanart #elvenwarriorart #disney #bulletjournal #disneyfanart #mickeyschristmascarol #scroogemcduck #mickeymouse #christmas #december2020 #calligraphy #bulletjournaling #traditionalart #traditionalartist #prismacolor #leuchtturm1917 #tombowdualbrushpens #pigmamicron https://www.instagram.com/p/CITNHdip1-C/?igshid=et12o5ulza9c
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Christmas Movies and TV Specials: Full 2020 Schedule
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Every year, the cheer of the holiday season at the end of the calendar is the reward for us good boys and girls who behaved ourselves for 11 grueling months. Never, however, has the reward of the holiday season felt more earned than in 2020.
There’s no way around it – amid worldwide pandemics, contentious political campaigns, and the cancellation of everything on Netflix – we’ve had a bit of a rough time. Thankfully, November and December marks the unofficial beginning of the holiday season on the entertainment calendar and we’re here to make sure you don’t miss a minute of any of it.
Using network schedules, we’ve cobbled together all of the holiday movies and TV specials we could find. Be sure to chime in with anything we may have missed as we will be updating as the season moves along.
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With social distancing guidelines in place, the holiday season might be just as weird as the rest of the year. But with this schedule in place, hopefully the entertainment world can provide a bit of normalcy. Check it out below!
All times are EST.
Tuesday, November 17
LEGO Star Wars Holiday SpecialDisney+The Mistle-tones (12:00 a.m.)Freeform12 Gifts of Christmas (12:00 a.m.)HallmarkScrooged (12:00 a.m.)AMCA Holiday Engagement (12:00 a.m.)HMMChristmas on the Vine (12:01 a.m.)LifetimeChristmas In Evergreen (2:00 a.m.)HMMSnow Day (2:00 a.m.)AMCChristmas at Cartwright’s (2:00 a.m.)HallmarkThe Christmas Edition (2:04 a.m.)LifetimeMarry Me at Christmas (4:00 a.m.)HallmarkChristmas at Graceland (4:00 a.m.)HMMFamily For Christmas (6:00 a.m.)HMMHats Off to Christmas! (6:00 a.m.)HallmarkChristmas at Graceland: Home For the Holidays (8:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Star for Christmas (8:00 a.m.)LifetimeThe Christmas Bow (8:00 a.m.)HMMA Godwink Christmas: Meant For Love (10:00 a.m.)HMMChristmas Around the Corner (10:00 a.m.)LifetimeHoliday in Handcuffs (10:30 a.m.)FreeformA Dennis the Menace Christmas (11:30 a.m.)AMCOne Royal Holiday (12:00 p.m.)HallmarkChristmas on My Mind (12:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas Pen Pals (12:00 p.m.)LifetimeSanta Buddies (12:55 p.m.)HBO FamilyPlanes, Trains, and Automobiles (1:30 p.m.)AMCChristmas Land (2:00 p.m.)HallmarkStaging Christmas (2:00 p.m.)LifetimeTwo Turtle Doves (2:00 p.m.)HMMSnow Day (3:30 p.m.)AMCCherished Memories: A Gift to Remember 2 (4:00 p.m.)HallmarkChristmas Bells Are Ringing (4:00 p.m.)HMMThe Road to Christmas (4:00 p.m.)LifetimeJack Frost (5:30 p.m.)AMCA Shoe Addict’s Christmas (6:00 p.m.)HallmarkRediscovering Christmas (6:00 p.m.)LifetimeThe Christmas Train (6:00 p.m.)HMMMeet Me at Christmas (8:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas at Dollywood (8:00 p.m.)HallmarkLove Actually (8:00 p.m.)FreeformFour Christmases (8:00 p.m.)AMCA Christmas Winter Song (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeA Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (9:30 p.m.)HBO ComedyFred Claus (10:00 p.m.)AMCSense, Sensibility, and Snowmen (10:00 p.m.)HMMThe Mistletoe Secret (10:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Very Vintage Christmas (10:03 p.m.)LifetimeBlack Christmas (11:20 p.m.)HBO2
Wednesday, November 18
Holiday Home Makeover with Mr. ChristmasNetflixChristmas Connection (12:00 a.m.)HallmarkThe Christmas Doctor (12:00 a.m.)HMMA Christmas Winter Song (12:01 a.m.)LifetimeDie Hard (12:55 a.m.)HBO2The Sweetest Christmas (2:00 a.m.)HallmarkChristmas Incorporated (2:00 a.m.)HMMA Very Vintage Christmas (2:04 a.m.)LifetimeA Christmas Melody (4:00 a.m.)HMMChristmas Joy (4:00 a.m.)HallmarkFinding Santa (6:00 a.m.)HallmarkSmall Town Christmas (6:00 a.m.)HMMA Christmas to Remember (8:00 a.m.)HMMCrown For Christmas (8:00 a.m.)HallmarkWish Upon a Christmas (8:00 a.m.)LifetimeThe Spirit of Christmas (10:00 a.m.)LifetimeA Joyous Christmas (10:00 a.m.)HMMBlack Christmas (11:15 a.m.)HBOThe Perfect Holiday (11:30 a.m.)FreeformCheck Inn to Christmas (12:00 p.m.)HallmarkHolly and Ivy (12:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas on the Bayou (12:00 p.m.)LifetimeIce Age: Continental Drift (12:33 p.m.)HBO FamilyPicture a Perfect Christmas (2:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Princess For Christmas (2:00 p.m.)HMMFour Christmases and a Wedding (2:00 p.m.)LifetimeJack Frost (3:30 p.m.)AMCLove Actually (4:00 p.m.)FreeformA Gift to Remember (4:00 p.m.)HallmarkChristmas Reservations (4:00 p.m.)LifetimeA Bramble House Christmas (4:00 p.m.)HMMMaggie’s Christmas Miracle (6:00 p.m.)HMMComing Home For Christmas (6:00 p.m.)HallmarkFour Christmases (6:00 p.m.)AMCForever Christmas (6:00 p.m.)LifetimeDeck the Halls (7:00 p.m.)FreeformFred Claus (8:00 p.m.)AMCNever Kiss a Man In a Christmas Sweater (8:00 p.m.)HallmarkReturn to Christmas Creek (8:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas on Wheels (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeDisney’s A Christmas Carol (9:00 p.m.)FreeformMerry and Bright (10:00 p.m.)HallmarkOnce Upon a Christmas Miracle (10:00 p.m.)HMMCandy Cane Christmas (10:03 p.m.)LifetimeThe Polar Express (10:30 p.m.)AMCLast Christmas (10:30 p.m.)HBO Family
Thursday, November 19
The Princess Switch: Switched AgainNetflixOnce Upon a Holiday (12:00 a.m.)HallmarkRudolph’s Shiny New Year (12:00 a.m.)AMCThe Mistletoe Inn (12:00 a.m.)HMMChristmas on Wheels (12:01 a.m.)LifetimeThe Year Without a Santa Claus (1:45 a.m.)AMCMiss Christmas (2:00 a.m.)HallmarkChristmas In the Air (2:00 a.m.)HMMCandy Cane Christmas (2:04 a.m.)LifetimeRudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July (3:00 a.m.)AMCChristmas in Evergreen: Tidings of Joy (4:00 a.m.)HallmarkThe Christmas Ornament (4:00 a.m.)HMMHearts of Christmas (6:00 a.m.)HMMEnchanted Christmas (6:00 a.m.)HallmarkWrite Before Christmas (8:00 a.m.)HallmarkHome For Christmas Day (8:00 a.m.)HMMLast Chance for Christmas (8:00 a.m.)LifetimeThe Great Christmas Light Fight (9:00 a.m.)AMCA Christmas For the Books (10:00 a.m.)HMMMatchmaker Christmas (10:00 a.m.)LifetimeA Christmas Reunion (12:00 p.m.)LifetimeA Family Christmas Gift (12:00 p.m.)HMMTurkey Drop (12:00 p.m.)FreeformChristmas In Love (12:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Perfect Christmas (2:00 p.m.)HallmarkThe Christmas Doctor (2:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas Love Letter (2:00 p.m.)LifetimeRudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July (2:30 p.m.)AMCNew Year’s Eve (3:25 p.m.)HBO ComedyChristmas Under Wraps (4:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Gingerbread Romance (4:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas Stars (4:00 p.m.)LifetimeFrosty’s Winter Wonderland (5:00 p.m.)AMCRudolph’s Shiny New Year (5:30 p.m.)AMCA Cheerful Christmas (6:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Twist of Christmas (6:00 p.m.)LifetimeHope at Christmas (6:00 p.m.)HMMThe Year Without a Santa Claus (6:45 p.m.)AMCTop Elf *Season Premiere (7:30 p.m.)NickelodeonThe Polar Express (8:00 p.m.)AMCA Timeless Christmas (8:00 p.m.)HallmarkDeliver by Christmas (8:00 p.m.)HMMA Christmas Wish (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeMiracle on 34th Street (8:30 p.m.)FreeformScrooged (10:00 p.m.)AMCThe Christmas Ring (10:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas With the Darlings (10:00 p.m.)HallmarkThe Magical Christmas Shoes (10:05 p.m.)Lifetime
Friday, November 20
Alien XmasNetflixIt’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (12:00 a.m.)FreeformChristmas at Pemberley Manor (12:00 a.m.)HallmarkJourney Back to Christmas (12:00 a.m.)HMMA Christmas Wish (12:01 a.m.)LifetimeThe Perfect Christmas Present (2:00 a.m.)HMMMy Christmas Love (2:00 a.m.)HallmarkThe Magical Christmas Shoes (2:06 a.m.)LifetimeA December Bride (4:00 a.m.)HallmarkThe Town Christmas Forgot (4:00 a.m.)HMMChristmas Dance (6:00 a.m.)HMMMy Christmas Dream (6:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Christmas Detour (8:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Golden Christmas (8:00 a.m.)LifetimeChristmas Song (8:00 a.m.)HMMFrosty’s Winter Wonderland (9:00 a.m.)AMCFinding Christmas (10:00 a.m.)HMMA Very Merry Toy Store (10:00 a.m.)LifetimePrancer Returns (10:30 a.m.)FreeformLast Christmas (11:20 a.m.)HBO LatinoPAW Patrol *holiday-themed episode (12:00 p.m.)NickelodeonHoliday High School Reunion (12:00 p.m.)LifetimeA Very Merry Mix-Up (12:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Christmas Miracle (12:00 p.m.)HMMSantiago of the Seas *holiday-themed episode (12:30 p.m.)NickelodeonLast Christmas (12:35 p.m.)HBOMatilda (12:35 p.m.)FreeformHBO Family (12:47 p.m.)HBO FamilyWelcome to Christmas (2:00 p.m.)HallmarkChristmas 9 to 5 (2:00 p.m.)LifetimeTime For You to Come Home For Christmas (2:00 p.m.)HMMMeet Me at Christmas (4:00 p.m.)HMMA Christmas in Tennessee (4:00 p.m.)LifetimeEntertaining Christmas (4:00 p.m.)HallmarkOn the 12th Date of Christmas (6:00 p.m.)HallmarkChristmas A La Mode (6:00 p.m.)LifetimeScrooged (6:00 p.m.)AMCLooks Like Christmas (6:00 p.m.)HMMHolly and Ivy (8:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas In Vienna (8:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Taste of Christmas (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeIrving Berlin’s Holiday Inn – The Broadway Musical (9:00 p.m.)PBSChristmas at the Plaza (10:00 p.m.)HallmarkHoliday For Heroes (10:00 p.m.)HMMA Very Charming Christmas Town (10:03 p.m.)LifetimeHome Alone: The Holiday Heist (11:25 p.m.)HBO Family
Saturday, November 21
Christmas In Rome (12:00 a.m.)HallmarkChristmas Tree Lane (12:00 a.m.)HMMA Taste of Christmas (12:01 a.m.)LifetimeChristmas on Honeysuckle Lane (2:00 a.m.)HMMThe Christmas Cure (2:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Very Charming Christmas Town (2:04 a.m.)LifetimeA Wish For Christmas (4:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Christmas Visitor (4:00 a.m.)HMMChristmas Wonderland (6:00 a.m.)HMMChristmas Land (6:00 a.m.)HallmarkLittle Drummer Boy: Book II (6:00 a.m.)AMCMrs. Doubtfire (6:25 a.m.)HBO SignaturePrancer Returns (7:00 a.m.)Freeform‘Tis the Season For Love (8:00 a.m.)HMMIce Age: Continental Drift (8:00 a.m.)HBO FamilyChristmas In Homestead (8:00 a.m.)HallmarkBon Voyage Charlie Brown (9:10 a.m.)FreeformSleigh Bells Ring (10:00 a.m.)HallmarkChristmas In Angle Falls (10:00 a.m.)HMMForever Christmas (11:00 a.m.)LifetimeSmall Town Christmas (12:00 p.m.)HMMChateau Christmas (12:00 p.m.)HallmarkThe Spirit of Christmas (12:30 p.m.)LifetimeA Crafty Christmas Romance (2:00 p.m.)LifetimeA Christmas Love Story (2:00 p.m.)HallmarkNorthern Lights of Christmas (2:00 p.m.)HMMHome Alone 4 (2:10 p.m.)HBO FamilyA Royal Christmas (4:00 p.m.)HallmarkThe Christmas Edition (4:00 p.m.)LifetimeI’m Not Ready For Christmas (4:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas at Graceland (6:00 p.m.)HMMA Taste of Christmas (6:00 p.m.)LifetimeA Timeless Christmas (6:00 p.m.)HallmarkFour Christmases (6:00 p.m.)AMCA Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (6:50 p.m.)HBO ZoneNational Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (8:00 p.m.)AMCFeliz NaviDAD (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeA Nashville Christmas Carol (8:00 p.m.)HallmarkAngel Falls: A Novel Holiday (8:00 p.m.)HMMFeliz NaviDAD (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (8:45 p.m.)FreeformNew Year’s Eve (10:00 p.m.)HBO2Christmas Next Door (10:00 p.m.)HallmarkThe Angel Free (10:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas Unwrapped (10:03 p.m.)LifetimeNational Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (10:15 p.m.)AMC
Sunday, November 22
Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the SquareNetflixThe Nine Lives of Christmas (12:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Godwink Christmas (12:01 a.m.)HMMFeliz NaviDAD (12:01 a.m.)LifetimeFour Christmases (12:30 a.m.)AMCSharing Christmas (2:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Homecoming For the Holidays (2:01 a.m.)HMMChristmas Unwrapped (2:04 a.m.)LifetimeA Cookie Cutter Christmas (4:00 a.m.)HallmarkOur Christmas Love Song (4:01 a.m.)HMMCall Me Mrs. Miracle (6:00 a.m.)HMMDouble Holiday (6:00 a.m.)HallmarkBon Voyage Charlie Brown (7:00 a.m.)FreeformLet It Snow (8:00 a.m)HallmarkChristmas Encore (8:00 a.m.)HMMThe Christmas Doctor (10:00 a.m.)HMMA Very Charming Christmas Town (10:00 a.m.)LifetimeWith Love, Christmas (10:00 a.m.)HallmarkThe Christmas Club (12:00 p.m.)HallmarkChristmas on the Vine (12:00 p.m.)LifetimeI’ll Be Home For Christmas (12:00 p.m.)HMMOnce Upon a Christmas Miracle (2:00 p.m.)HMMThe Christmas Yule Blog (2:00 p.m.)LifetimeChristmas Wishes and Mistletoe (2:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Nashville Christmas Carol (4:00 p.m.)HallmarkChristmas on Wheels (4:00 p.m.)LifetimeA Veteran’s Christmas (4:00 p.m.)HMMDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (4:05 p.m.)FreeformChristmas Under the Stars (6:00 p.m.)HallmarkThe Angel Tree (6:00 p.m.)HMMFeliz NaviDAD (6:00 p.m.)LifetimeHome Alone (6:45 p.m.)FreeformHomemade Christmas (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeThe Christmas House (8:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Godwink Christmas: Meant For Love (8:00 p.m.)HMMHomemade Christmas (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (9:15 p.m.)FreeformA Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (10:00 p.m.)HBO ComedyChristmas In Vienna (10:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Godwink Christmas: Second Chance, First Love (10:00 p.m.)HMMA Taste of Christmas (10:03 p.m.)LifetimeBlack Nativity (11:55 p.m.)Freeform
Monday, November 23
One Royal Holiday (12:00 a.m.)HallmarkMeet Me at Christmas (12:01 a.m.)HMMHomemade Christmas (12:01 a.m.)LifetimeMingle All the Way (2:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Christmas For the Books (2:01 a.m.)HMMA Taste of Christmas (2:04 a.m.)LifetimeChristmas Made to Order (4:00 a.m.)HallmarkTwo Turtle Doves (4:01 a.m.)HMMFir Crazy (6:00 a.m.)HMMCherished Memories: A Gift to Remember 2 (6:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Cookie Cutter Christmas (8:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Christmas Kiss (8:00 a.m.)LifetimeThe Christmas Train (8:00 a.m.)HMMI’m Not Ready For Christmas (10:00 a.m.)HMMLast Chance for Christmas (10:00 a.m.)LifetimeAll About Christmas Eve (12:00 p.m.)LifetimeChristmas With Holly (12:00 p.m.)HMMA December Bride (12:00 p.m.)HallmarkBlack Christmas (1:10 p.m.)HBOThe Most Wonderful Time of the Year (2:00 p.m.)HallmarkDear Santa (2:00 p.m.)LifetimeHearts of Christmas (2:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas In the Air (4:00 p.m.)HMMChristmas in Louisiana (4:00 p.m.)LifetimeCheck Inn to Christmas (4:00 p.m.)HallmarkChateau Christmas (6:00 p.m.)HallmarkFinding Christmas (6:00 p.m.)HMMYou Light Up My Christmas (6:00 p.m.)LifetimeElf (7:00 p.m.)AMCHeart of the Holidays (8:00 p.m.)HallmarkHoliday Hearts (8:00 p.m.)HMMFeliz NaviDAD (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeElf (9:00 p.m.)AMCChristmas at Grand Valley (10:00 p.m.)HMMThe Christmas Aunt (10:03 p.m.)LifetimeJingle Bell Bride (10:03 p.m.)Hallmark
Tuesday, November 24
Dragons: Rescue Riders: Huttsgalor HolidayNetflixMagical Christmas Ornaments (12:00 a.m.)HMMFeliz NaviDAD (12:01 a.m.)LifetimeHoliday Date (12:03 a.m.)HallmarkChristmas Song (2:00 a.m.)HMMChristmas List (2:03 a.m.)HallmarkThe Christmas Aunt (2:04 a.m.)LifetimeCatch a Christmas Star (4:00 a.m.)HMMEntertaining Christmas (4:03 a.m.)HallmarkChristmas Scavenger Hunt (6:00 a.m.)HallmarkChristmas Dance (6:00 a.m.)HMMThe Perfect Christmas Present (8:00 a.m.)HMMMiss Christmas (8:00 a.m.)HallmarkA Christmas Wedding Date (8:00 a.m.)Lifetime12 Dogs of Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue (9:30 a.m.)AMCJourney Back to Christmas (10:00 a.m.)HMMA Christmas Proposal (10:00 a.m.)LifetimeDecorating Disney: Holiday Magic (11:00 a.m.)FreeformChristmas wonderland (12:00 p.m.)HMMDeck the Halls (12:00 p.m.)FreeformAlways and Forever Christmas (12:00 p.m.)LifetimeNew Year’s Eve (12:00 p.m.)HBO2My Christmas Dream (12:00 p.m.)HallmarkChristmas at Holly Lodge (2:00 p.m.)HallmarkMoonlight and Mistletoe (2:00 p.m.)HMMHoliday Spin (2:00 p.m.)LifetimeMerry and Bright (4:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Taste of Christmas (4:00 p.m.)LifetimeChristmas In Montana (4:00 p.m.)HMMA Christmas to Remember (6:00 p.m.)HMMWrite Before Christmas (6:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Crafty Christmas Romance (6:00 p.m.)LifetimeNational Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (7:00 p.m.)AMCA Christmas Tree Grows In Colorado (8:00 p.m.)HallmarkA Godwink Christmas: Second Chance, First Love (8:00 p.m.)HMMA Twist of Christmas (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeHome Alone: The Holiday Heist (8:27 p.m.)HBO FamilyNational Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (9:00 p.m.)AMCThe Angel Tree (10:00 p.m.)HMMPride, Prejudice, and Mistletoe (10:03 p.m.)HallmarkA Welcome Home Christmas (10:03 p.m.)Lifetime
Wednesday, November 25
The Christmas Chronicles: Part TwoNetflixHappiest SeasonHuluA Twist of Christmas (12:01 a.m.)LifetimeA Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (1:25 a.m.)HBOA Welcome Home Christmas (2:04 a.m.)LifetimeDie Hard (2:45 a.m.)HBO2Jim Henson’s Turkey Hollow (8:00 a.m.)LifetimeBeethoven’s Christmas Adventure (9:00 a.m.)AMCOn Strike for Christmas (10:00 a.m.)LifetimePrancer Returns (10:30 a.m.)FreeformThe Christmas Yule Blog (12:00 p.m.)LifetimeHomemade Christmas (2:00p.m.)LifetimeChristmas with the Kranks (3:00 p.m.)FreeformCandy Cane Christmas (4:00 p.m.)LifetimeJack Frost (5:30 p.m.)AMCGrounded for Christmas (6:00 p.m.)LifetimeTwinkle All the Way (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeThe Polar Express (8:00 p.m.)AMCSanta’s Wild Home (8:00 p.m.)PBSPlanes, Trains, and Automobiles (10:00 p.m.)AMC
Thursday, November 26
Craftopia: Craft the HallsHBO MaxCraftopia: Merry Craftmas!HBO MaxTurkey Drop (12:00 a.m.)FreeformPlanes, Trains, and Automobiles (1:05 a.m.)AMCChristmas with the Kranks (7:00 a.m.)FreeformHBO Family (9:02 a.m.)HBO FamilyIce Age: Continental Drift (10:30 a.m.)HBO FamilyBon Voyage Charlie Brown (10:30 a.m.)FreeformPocahontas (2:00 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone (6:00 p.m.)FreeformNational Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (7:00 p.m.)AMCOlaf’s Frozen Adventure (8:00 p.m.)ABCToy Story That Time Forgot (8:30 p.m.)ABCHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (8:30 p.m.)FreeformThe Wonderful World of Disney: Magical Holiday Celebration (9:00 p.m.)ABCNational Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (9:15 p.m.)AMCA Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (11:35 p.m.)HBO Comedy
Friday, November 27
A Go! Go! Cory Carson ChristmasNetflixDance Dreams: Hot Chocolate NutcrackerNetflixSugar Rush Christmas: Season 2NetflixSanta Buddies (5:27 a.m.)HBO FamilyMerry Madagascar (5:30 a.m.)AMCTo Grandmother’s House We Go (9:00 a.m.)AMCMatilda (10:30 a.m.)FreeformJingle All The Way 2 (12:30 p.m.)FreeformThe Nightmare Before Christmas (4:30 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone 4 (5:30 p.m.)HBO FamilyPlanes, Trains, and Automobiles (5:30 p.m.)AMCHome Alone: The Holiday Heist (6:54 p.m.)HBO FamilyFour Christmases (7:30 p.m.)AMCDear Christmas (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeFrosty The Snowman (8:00 p.m.)CBSSanta Claus Is Comin’ to Town (8:00 p.m.)ABCGrandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (8:00 p.m.)CWFrosty Returns (8:30 p.m.)CBSThe Adventures of Paddington *holiday-themed episode (8:30 p.m.)NickelodeonFred Claus (9:30 p.m.)AMC
Saturday, November 28
Four Christmases (12:00 a.m.)AMCTo Grandmother’s House We Go (4:30 a.m.)AMCHappy Feet (6:30 a.m.)AMCSnow Day (9:00 a.m.)AMCDeck the Halls (11:35 a.m.)FreeformPlanes, Trains And Automobiles (3:30 p.m.)AMCFred Claus (5:30 p.m.)AMCMerry Liddle Christmas Wedding (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeElf (8:00 p.m.)AMCRobbie The Reindeer: Hooves of Fire (8:00 p.m.)CBSRobbie The Reindeer: Legend of the Lost Tribe (8:30 p.m.)CBSThe Story of Santa Claus (9:00 p.m.)CBSThe All-Star Nickmas Spectacular (9:00 p.m.)NickelodeonA Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (9:40 p.m.)HBO ComedyElf (10:00 p.m.)AMCThe Nutcracker and the Four Realms (11:55 p.m.)Freeform
Sunday, November 29
Wonderoos: Holiday Holiday!NetflixSnow Day (12:00 a.m.)AMCDie Hard With a Vengeance (1:40 a.m.)HBO ZoneThe Nutcracker and the Four Realms (7:00 a.m.)FreeformChristmas with the Kranks (9:10 a.m.)FreeformDie Hard (11:55 a.m.)HBO2Matilda (1:25 p.m.)FreeformBlack Christmas (2:10 p.m.)HBODisney Prep & Landing (7:00 p.m.)ABCDisney Prep & Landing 2: Naughty vs. Nice (7:30 p.m.)ABCPeople Presents: Once Upon a Main Street (8:00 p.m.)Lifetime
Monday, November 30
Spookley and the Christmas KittensNetflixUnhappy HolidaysShudderChristmas with the Kranks (7:30 a.m.)FreeformGeneral Hospital *holiday-themed episode (2:00 p.m.)ABCThe Nightmare Before Christmas (5:10 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone 4 (6:10 p.m.)HBO FamilyThe Christmas Listing (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeFour Christmases (8:00 p.m.)AMCThe Disney Holiday Singalong (8:00 p.m.)ABCCMA Country Christmas (9:00 p.m.)ABCFred Claus (10:00 p.m.)AMC
Tuesday, December 1
Angela’s Christmas WishNetflixThe Holiday Movies That Made UsNetflixPAW Patrol *holiday episode rerun (8:00 a.m.)NickelodeonSnow (12:00 a.m.)FreeformFour Christmases (12:32 a.m.)Disney’s A Christmas Carol (11:00 a.m.)FreeformMiracle on 34th Street (1:00 p.m.)FreeformHBO Family (1:00 p.m.)HBO FamilyHome Alone (3:30 p.m.)FreeformFred Claus (5:00pm)Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (6:00 p.m.)FreeformThe Polar Express (7:30 p.m.)Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (8:00 p.m.)CBSDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (8:30 p.m.)FreeformWilly Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (9:30 p.m.)
Wednesday, December 2
Holly Gialli ChristmasShudderDeck the Halls (12:00 a.m.)FreeformCharlie And The Chocolate Factory (2:25 a.m.)The Great Christmas Light Fight (4:55 a.m.)It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas (7:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Nativity Story (9:00 a.m.)Miracle on 34th Street (11:00 a.m.)FreeformCharlie And The Chocolate Factory (1:00 p.m.)Deck the Halls (1:40 p.m.)FreeformWilly Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (3:30 p.m.)Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (3:45 p.m.)FreeformThe Polar Express (6:00 p.m.)The Santa Clause (6:25 p.m.)FreeformIce Age: Continental Drift (7:00 p.m.)HBO FamilySpotlight on Christmas (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeThe Goldbergs *holiday-themed episode (8:00 p.m.)ABCNational Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (8:00 p.m.)The Santa Clause 2 (8:30 p.m.)Freeformblack-ish *holiday-themed episode (9:30 p.m.)ABC
Thursday, December 3
Chico Bon Bon and the Very Berry HolidayNetflixTudo Bem No Natal Que VemNetflixAnything For JacksonShudderThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (12:00 a.m.)FreeformSnow Day (12:30 a.m.)How Murray Saved Christmas (4:55 a.m.)The Simpsons *holiday episode rerun (7:00 a.m.)FreeformMrs. Doubtfire (7:50 a.m.)HBO2Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings: Holiday Magic 2 (10:30 a.m.)Freeform12 Dogs Of Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue (11:00 a.m.)The Little Drummer Boy (11:30 a.m.)FreeformJingle All the Way 2 (12:00 p.m.)FreeformChristmas with the Kranks (2:00 p.m.)FreeformDisney’s A Christmas Carol (4:00 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone: The Holiday Heist (5:30 p.m.)HBO FamilyHome Alone (6:00 p.m.)FreeformSnow Day (6:00 p.m.)Elf (8:00 p.m.)Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (8:30 p.m.)Freeform
Friday, December 4
Captain Underpants Mega BlissmasNetflixThe Great British Baking Show: Holidays: Season 3NetflixFred Claus (12:00 a.m.)White Christmas (2:30 a.m.)The Leprechauns’ Christmas Gold (5:15 a.m.)Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings: Holiday Magic (7:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Preacher’s Wife (8:05 a.m.)FreeformPAW Patrol *holiday episode rerun (10:00 a.m.)NickelodeonHappy Feet (10:30 a.m.)Christmas with the Kranks (10:45 a.m.)FreeformBlue’s Clues and You! *holiday-themed episode (11:00 a.m.)NickelodeonRyan’s Mystery Playdate *holiday-themed episode (11:30 a.m.)NickelodeonBubble Guppies *holiday-themed episode (12:00 p.m.)NickelodeonJingle All the Way 2 (12:00 p.m.)FreeformTim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas (12:50 p.m.)FreeformFree Birds (1:00 p.m.)The Santa Clause (2:30 p.m.)FreeformGremlins (3:00 p.m.)The Santa Clause 2 (4:40 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (7:10 p.m.)FreeformSpotlight on Christmas (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeDisney Holiday Magic Quest (8:00 p.m.)Disney ChannelScrooged (8:00 p.m.)The Hollywood Christmas Parade Greatest Moments (8:00 p.m.)CWDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (9:15 p.m.)FreeformFred Claus (10:00 p.m.)Deck the Halls (11:55 p.m.)Freeform
Saturday, December 5
Mighty Express: A Mighty ChristmasNetflixGremlins (12:30 a.m.)Pinocchio’s Christmas (6:00 a.m.)The Preacher’s Wife (7:00 a.m.)FreeformJack Frost (7:15 a.m.)The First Christmas: The Story Of The First Christmas Snow (8:30 a.m.)Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey (9:00 a.m.)Rudolph And Frosty’s Christmas In July (9:30 a.m.)Deck the Halls (9:40 a.m.)FreeformSpongeBob SquarePants *holiday episode rerun (11:00 a.m.)NickelodeonIt’s Pony *holiday-themed episode (11:30 a.m.)NickelodeonPrancer Returns (11:45 a.m.)FreeformThe Life & Adventures Of Santa Claus (12:00 p.m.)The Legend Of Frosty The Snowman (1:15 p.m.)Ice Age: Continental Drift (1:15 p.m.)HBO FamilyJingle All the Way 2 (1:50 p.m.)FreeformJack Frost (2:45 p.m.)Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (3:55 p.m.)FreeformLittle Drummer Boy: Book II (4:00 p.m.)‘Twas The Night Before Christmas (4:30 p.m.)Frosty’s Winter Wonderland (5:00 p.m.)Rudolph’s Shiny New Year (5:30 p.m.)Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town (6:35 p.m.)FreeformThe Loud House holiday episode rerun (6:30 p.m.)NickelodeonThe Year Without A Santa Claus (6:45 p.m.)The Casagrandes *holiday-themed episode (7:00 p.m.)NickelodeonThe Loud House *holiday-themed episode (7:30 p.m.)NickelodeonRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (7:40 p.m.)FreeformLet’s Meet Again on Christmas Eve (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeNational Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (8:00 p.m.)Frosty the Snowman (8:45 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause (9:20 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 2 (11:30 p.m.)Freeform
Sunday, December 6
The Year Without A Santa Claus (12:30 a.m.)‘Twas The Night Before Christmas (1:45 a.m.)Rudolph’s Shiny New Year (2:15 a.m.)Rudolph And Frosty’s Christmas In July (3:30 a.m.)‘Twas The Night Before Christmas (6:00 a.m.)The First Christmas: The Story Of The First Christmas Snow (6:30 a.m.)Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic (7:00 a.m.)FreeformNestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey (7:00 a.m.)The Legend Of Frosty The Snowman (7:30 a.m.)Prancer Returns (8:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Life & Adventures Of Santa Claus (9:30 a.m.)Abby Hatcher *holiday-themed episode (10:00 a.m.)NickelodeonJingle All the Way 2 (10:10 a.m.)FreeformJack Frost (10:45 a.m.)Rudolph And Frosty’s Christmas In July (12:00 p.m.)Disney’s A Christmas Carol (12:15 p.m.)FreeformSpongeBob SquarePants *holiday episode rerun (1:00 p.m.)NickelodeonTim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas (2:20 p.m.)FreeformLittle Drummer Boy: Book II (2:30 p.m.)The Legend Of Frosty The Snowman (3:00 p.m.)Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town (4:00 p.m.)FreeformFrosty’s Winter Wonderland (4:30 p.m.)‘Twas The Night Before Christmas (5:00 p.m.)Frosty the Snowman (5:05 p.m.)FreeformThe Year Without A Santa Claus (5:30 p.m.)Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (5:40 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone (6:45 p.m.)FreeformRudolph’s Shiny New Year (6:45 p.m.)Challenge Accepted! Disney Channel’s Epic Holiday Showdown (7:00 p.m.)Disney ChannelChristmas Ever After (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeElf (8:00 p.m.)Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (9:15 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone 4 (10:37 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (11:55 p.m.)Freeform
Monday, December 7
The Year Without A Santa Claus (12:00 a.m.)Rudolph’s Shiny New Year (1:15 a.m.)Rudolph And Frosty’s Christmas In July (2:30 a.m.)Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (5:00 a.m.)The Sons Of Mistletoe (9:15 a.m.)The Truth About Christmas (10:30 a.m.)FreeformThe Holiday (12:30 p.m.)FreeformLove Actually (3:30 p.m.)FreeformLove Actually (3:30 p.m.)Planes, Trains And Automobiles (6:00 p.m.)The Santa Clause (6:30 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Squad (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeScrooged (8:00 p.m.)The Santa Clause 2 (8:30 p.m.)FreeformGremlins (10:00 p.m.)
Tuesday, December 8
Super Monsters: Santa’s Super Monster HelpersNetflixChristmas with the Kranks (12:00 a.m.)FreeformPlanes, Trains And Automobiles (12:30 a.m.)Die Hard With a Vengeance (3:05 a.m.)HBO SignatureThe Legend Of Frosty The Snowman (4:30 a.m.)Christmas with the Kranks (7:00 a.m.)FreeformMariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You (9:00 a.m.)Love Actually (10:30 a.m.)FreeformMrs. Doubtfire (12:40 p.m.)HBO ComedyThe Preacher’s Wife (1:35 p.m.)FreeformGremlins (3:30 p.m.)The Perfect Holiday (4:10 p.m.)FreeformScrooged (6:00 p.m.)The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (6:15 p.m.)FreeformElf (8:00 p.m.)Almost Christmas (8:20 p.m.)FreeformThe Polar Express (10:00 p.m.)
Wednesday, December 9
Ashley Garcia: Genius in Love: ChristmasNetflixThe Big Show Show: Christmas NetflixSanta’s Apprentice (10:30 a.m.)FreeformPrancer Returns (12:00 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone 4 (1:31 p.m.)HBO FamilyDisney’s A Christmas Carol (2:00 p.m.)FreeformThe Star (4:00 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone (6:00 p.m.)FreeformThe Great Christmas Light Fight *season premiere (8:00 p.m.)ABCGreatest Holiday Commercial Countdown (8:00 p.m.)CWHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (8:30 p.m.)Freeform
Thursday, December 10
Prancer Returns (12:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Simpsons *holiday episode rerun (7:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Star (10:30 a.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause (12:30 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 2 (2:30 p.m.)FreeformHBO Family (2:32 p.m.)HBO FamilySanta Buddies (4:00 p.m.)HBO FamilyThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (5:00 p.m.)FreeformThe Nightmare Before Christmas (7:00 p.m.)FreeformSilent Night – A Song For The World (8:00 p.m.)CWThe Substitute *holiday-themed episode (8:30 p.m.)NickelodeonDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (8:30 p.m.)FreeformRugrats *holiday episode rerun (10:00 p.m.)Nickelodeon
Friday, December 11
A Trash Truck Christmas NetflixChristmas with the Kranks (12:00 a.m.)FreeformDecorating Disney: Holiday Magic (7:00 a.m.)FreeformSnow (8:00 a.m.)FreeformSnow 2: Brain Freeze (10:00 a.m.)FreeformSnowglobe (12:00 p.m.)FreeformPAW Patrol *holiday-themed episode(12:00 p.m.)NickelodeonBaby Shark’s Big Show! *holiday-themed episode (12:30 p.m.)NickelodeonChristmas with the Kranks (2:00 p.m.)FreeformDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (4:05 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone (6:45 p.m.)FreeformDisney Channel Holiday House Party (8:00 p.m.)Disney ChannelInn Love by Christmas (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeThe Christmas Caroler Challenge (8:00 p.m.)CWMrs. Doubtfire (8:36 p.m.)HBO FamilyJoe Bob Saves Christmas (9:00 p.m.)ShudderHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (9:15 p.m.)FreeformDaddy’s Home 2 (11:55 p.m.)Freeform
Saturday, December 12
The Simpsons *holiday episode rerun (7:00 a.m.)FreeformDaddy’s Home 2 (8:00 a.m.)FreeformHome Alone 4 (8:15 a.m.)HBO FamilyThe Santa Clause (10:05 a.m.)FreeformSpongeBob SquarePants *holiday episode rerun (10:00 a.m.)NickelodeonThe Loud House *holiday episode rerun (10:30 a.m.)NickelodeonSpongeBob SquarePants *holiday episode rerun (12:00 p.m.)NickelodeonThe Santa Clause 2 (12:15 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2:45 p.m.)FreeformToy Story (4:50 p.m.)FreeformToy Story 2 (6:50 p.m.)FreeformThe Christmas Setup (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeDanger Force *holiday-themed episode (8:00 p.m.)NickelodeonSide Hustle *holiday-themed episode (8:30 p.m.)NickelodeonToy Story 3 (8:55 p.m.)FreeformToys of Terror (10:00 p.m.)SYFYToy Story That Time Forgot (11:25 p.m.)FreeformDisney’s A Christmas Carol (11:55 p.m.)Freeform
Sunday, December 13
Love the Coopers (7:00 a.m.)FreeformToy Story That Time Forgot (9:30 a.m.)FreeformPrancer Returns (10:00 a.m.)FreeformDisney’s A Christmas Carol (12:00 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone (2:05 p.m.)FreeformSnow Buddies (4:03 p.m.)HBO FamilyHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (4:35 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause (7:15 p.m.)FreeformA Sugar & Spice Holiday (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeThe Santa Clause 2 (9:25 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (11:55 p.m.)Freeform
Monday, December 14
Prancer Returns (7:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Perfect Holiday (11:00 a.m.)FreeformAlmost Christmas (1:00 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone (3:30 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone: 2 Lost in New York (6:00 p.m.)FreeformLonestar Christmas (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (8:30 p.m.)FreeformChristmas with The Tabernacle Choir (9:00 p.m.)PBS
Tuesday, December 15
The Perfect Holiday (12:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Magic Snowflake (10:30 a.m.)FreeformJingle All the Way 2 (12:00 p.m.)FreeformChristmas with the Kranks (2:00 p.m.)FreeformThe Nightmare Before Christmas (4:05 p.m.)FreeformDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (5:45 p.m.)FreeformElla Wishes You a Swinging Christmas (8:00 p.m.)PBSDisney’s A Christmas Carol (8:25 p.m.)FreeformChristmas at Belmont (9:00 p.m.)PBSPrep & Landing: Naughty vs. Nice (10:30 p.m.)Freeform
Wednesday, December 16
Jingle All the Way 2 (12:00 a.m.)FreeformChristmas with the Kranks (11:30 a.m.)FreeformMiracle on 34th Street (1:35 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause (4:15 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 2 (6:25 p.m.)FreeformThe Great Christmas Light Fight (8:00 p.m.)ABCThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (8:55 p.m.)FreeformPenn & Teller: Merry Fool Us (9:00 p.m.)CW
Thursday, December 17
Black Nativity (12:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Simpsons *holiday episode rerun (7:00 a.m.)FreeformMiracle on 34th Street (10:30 a.m.)FreeformThe Holiday (1:00 p.m.)FreeformDisney’s A Christmas Carol (4:00 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone (6:00 p.m.)FreeformDogs Of The Year (8:00 p.m.)CWAll That *holiday-themed episode (8:30 p.m.)NickelodeonHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (8:30 p.m.)FreeformRugrats *holiday episode rerun (10:00 p.m.)Nickelodeon
Friday, December 18
A Creepshow Holiday SpecialShudderLife Size 2: A Christmas Eve (12:00 a.m.)FreeformHoliday in Handcuffs (7:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Holiday (9:05 a.m.)FreeformDisney’s A Christmas Carol (12:15 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause (2:20 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 2 (4:25 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (6:55 p.m.)FreeformChristmas on the Menu (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeShrek the Halls (8:30 p.m.)ABCDr. Seuss’ The Grinch (9:00 p.m.)FreeformElla Wishes You a Swinging Christmas (9:00 p.m.)PBSLucy Worsley’s 12 Days of Tudor Christmas (10:00 p.m.)PBSThe Star (11:00 p.m.)Freeform
Saturday, December 19
The Simpsons *holiday episode rerun (1:00 a.m.)FreeformKung Fu Panda Holiday (7:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Little Drummer Boy (7:30 a.m.)FreeformThe Star (8:00 a.m.)FreeformThe Nightmare Before Christmas (10:05 a.m.)FreeformAlvin! and the Chipmunks *holiday-themed episode (11:00 a.m.)NickelodeonLEGO City Adventure *holiday-themed episode (11:30 a.m.)NickelodeonHome Alone (11:45 a.m.)FreeformHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (2:15 p.m.)FreeformFrosty the Snowman (4:55 p.m.)FreeformRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (5:30 p.m.)FreeformDr. Seuss’ The Grinch (6:35 p.m.)FreeformA Christmas Exchange (8:00 p.m.)LifetimeDanger Force *holiday-themed episode (8:00 p.m.)NickelodeonDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (8:40 p.m.)FreeformLetters to Satan Clause (9:00 p.m.)SYFYMiracle on 34th Street (11:20 p.m.)Freeform
Sunday, December 20
The Simpsons *holiday episode rerun (7:00 a.m.)FreeformMiracle on 34th Street (9:30 a.m.)FreeformJingle All the Way 2 (12:10 p.m.)FreeformSanta Claus is Comin’ to Town (2:20 p.m.)FreeformFrosty the Snowman (3:25 p.m.)FreeformRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (4:00 p.m.)FreeformDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (5:05 p.m.)FreeformThe Sound of Music (7:00 p.m.)ABCHome Alone (7:45 p.m.)FreeformMasters of Illusion: Christmas Magic (8:00 p.m.)CWHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (10:15 p.m.)Freeform
Monday, December 21
Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town (12:55 a.m.)FreeformJingle All the Way 2 (10:30 a.m.)FreeformMiracle on 34th Street (12:30 p.m.)FreeformSpongeBob SquarePants *holiday episode rerun (1:00 p.m.)NickelodeonThe Nightmare Before Christmas (3:00 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause (4:30 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 2 (6:30 p.m.)FreeformGrandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (8:00 p.m.)CWGreatest Holiday Commercial Countdown (9:00 p.m.)CWThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (9:00 p.m.)Freeform
Tuesday, December 22
Christmas with the Kranks (12:00 a.m.)FreeformSanta’s Apprentice (7:00 a.m.)FreeformMiracle on 34th Street (8:30 a.m.)ABCThe Perfect Holiday (11:00 a.m.)FreeformChristmas with the Kranks (1:00 p.m.)FreeformThe Loud House *holiday episode rerun (1:00 p.m.)NickelodeonDisney’s A Christmas Carol (3:05 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone (5:10 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (7:40 p.m.)FreeformThe Night Before (10:20 p.m.)Freeform
Wednesday, December 23
The Simpsons *holiday episode rerun (12:30 a.m.)FreeformLife-Size 2: A Christmas Eve (7:30 a.m.)FreeformThe Mistle-tones (9:30 a.m.)FreeformHoliday in Handcuffs (11:30 a.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause (1:30 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 2 (3:35 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (6:05 p.m.)FreeformSilent Night – A Song For The World (8:00 p.m.)CWGeneral Hospital *holiday-themed episode (8:00 p.m.)ABCDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (8:10 p.m.)FreeformThe Great Christmas Light Fight (9:00 p.m.)ABCSanta Claus Is Comin’ to Town (10:50 p.m.)FreeformPrancer Returns (11:55 p.m.)Freeform
Thursday, December 24
The Simpsons *holiday episode rerun (7:00 a.m.)FreeformPrancer Returns (10:30 a.m.)FreeformHome Alone (12:30 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (3:00 p.m.)FreeformDr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (5:35 p.m.)FreeformThe Greatest Showman (8:00 p.m.)ABCFrosty the Snowman (8:15 p.m.)FreeformRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (8:50 p.m.)FreeformChristmas with The Tabernacle Choir (9:00 p.m.)PBSSanta Claus Is Comin’ to Town (9:55 p.m.)Freeform
Friday, December 25
The Simpsons *holiday episode rerun (7:00 a.m.)FreeformDisney Parks Magical Christmas Day Celebration (10:00 a.m.)ABCThe Santa Clause (10:30 a.m.)Freeform The Santa Clause 2 (12:30 p.m.)FreeformThe Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2:30 p.m.)FreeformFrosty the Snowman (4:30 p.m.)FreeformRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (5:00 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone (6:00 p.m.)FreeformHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (8:30 p.m.)FreeformCall The Midwife Holiday Special (9:00 p.m.)PBS
Saturday, December 26
Matilda (12:00 a.m.)Freeform
Sunday, December 27
Lucy Worsley’s 12 Days of Tudor Christmas (10:00 p.m.)PBS
Tuesday, December 29
Popstar’s Best Of 2020 (8:00 p.m.)CW
Wednesday, December 30
Heroes On The Front Line (8:00 p.m.)CWDogs Of The Year (9:00 p.m.)CW
Thursday, December 31
United in Song: a Celebration of America’s Resilience (8:00 a.m.)PBSDogs Of The Year (9:00 p.m.)CW
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oh take me anywhere, i don’t care, i don’t care, i don’t care
Trigger warning for suicidal ideation.
[ unedited text: Trigger warning for suicidal ideation ]
[ ID: Traditional fanart of Kamal Bora and Dr. Habit from Smile For Me. The style is close to the game’s but with the artists own touches.
The two characters plus the scooty they’re on is pencilled in grayscale. They’re filled in with patterns or smooth lines.
Habit is younger(yet still an adult) here, wearing broken glasses and with curling gelled up hair at the front that has a big strand coming out on his face. In the artists interpretation, Habit has a muppet-like appearance with fur, much bigger hair filled in with patterns of swirls, cheek patches with a white freckles, stitches and scars on hands up to arms plus an X shaped one near his mouth. A snaggletooth pokes out. He wears a shirt with simple flowers on it and pants. His mane fans out behind him as he closely holds onto Kamal who is driving. Habit smiles, looking at peace, one eye half-open with leaking tears.
Kamal is younger(yet still an adult) here as well. Here his hair is longer, acne is visible on cheeks, much of his face is obscured by the helmet. He wears a leather jacket with small spikes on its broad shoulders, a shirt underneath, with pants and a belt. His face is screwed in concentration as he looks ahead for driving his scooty. The scooty has some flames design painted on front.
To the left of them, lyrics in blue pen from There Is a Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths sum up some of Habit’s thoughts:
Take me out tonight Where there's music and there's people And they're young and alive Driving in your car I never, never want to go home Because I haven't got one Anymore
Take me out tonight Because I want to see people And I want to see life Driving in your car Oh, please don't drop me home Because it's not my home, it's their home And I'm welcome no more
And if a double-decker bus Crashes into us To die by your side Is such a heavenly way to die And if a ten ton truck Kills the both of us To die by your side Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine Oh, there is a light and it never goes out There is a light and it never goes out There is a light and it never goes out There is a light and it never goes out There is a light and it never goes out
BG is wavy mixture of rainbow colors in color pencil. end ID]
Version 2!
[ ID: The same drawing but edited. Now its got a bright sepia kind of tone over it, is dimmed, and has slight white vignette around. end ID]
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I drew this when I was sure I was going to take my own life. I wanted to make something meaningful, at the end.
I am alive (unedited text: alive) and now with a appreciation for what I think is the great lyricism and tune of this song. It is so incredibly sad to me, as I sat there marvelling at it, becoming numb, thinking the light is(unedited text: is) finally going to go out--
‘’To me, this song is about someone that's felt isolated and depressed for so long, and finally they've broken out of their misery and into the world. They 'want to see people and want to see life'. Finally they're out there, living it up, but they're scared that the moment's going to end and so they want to die there and then, at their happiest. Such a bittersweet song.’‘
~~From SongMeanings top comment. For the record I think they described it very well. I also think of the view of the driver in the song too, this ‘light’ who knows somethings wrong with their dear friend, thinking what happened to them, somewhat aware that a lot of hope rides on their shoulders.
I think I have many more happy moments for me hopefully, so I’m going on. Like I always do. Like I always did, from when I was a little girl. Maybe I focused too much on the supposed pathetic-ness of my frequent spirals, but I am strong to have come through all that and still try to be better.
Can’t get rid of me that easily, ha ha!!!
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Some backstory about this picture ig:
so UMM👉🏼👈🏼 in my FIVE THOUSAND page fanfic of dreams \j, OK but like, a pretty extensive canon seriously-
This is some years before the Habitat, they’re both in their 30s or late 20s I think? Habit just came back from his house for the last time, in his mind, he has left forever. He’s feeling a lot of things so he calls up Kamal for a drive on his scooty(I CANT DRAW BIKES, so Kamal named it Harley because he wanted a bike but couldn’t get one kjdkjgkjgdkj). And then they go and Habit has really bad thoughts with intrusive elements along the whole way which he dwells on because hes given up fighting for the moment, and Kamal can sense that hes being held really tight and not being told the whole truth...to Habit, hes the light that will never go out right now.
Would like to say there are some unhealthy shades to Habit’s attachment here, that’s kind of why the picture is dissonant with rainbow and grays and the song. Both of them need their time apart.
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I was really apprehensive about posting this because I know a lot of you- me included- come to S4M for comfort and as an escape. But its become so tangled up in my inner world due to my deep appreciation for it and the tough times I went through and am going through with it, I think that’s what led me to draw out this ugly side of me with something I love so much. And like, share it even. But I want the world to know after having to hide away...and I also like how it turned out, ha. Art is art. Some will like, some will not- just gotta deal with that.
To anyone seeing this and feeling some kind of way similar to me...i tell you yet again, you are not alone.
To anyone this is not for: I hope you can respect my choices in making this and please acknowledge that it is very personal to me.
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IMPORTANT: I recommend instead of looking up this song on Youtube, because M\orrissey is a bonafide shithead, you download the song if u wanna listen.
#tw:#suicidal ideation#(no one dies dw but tagging jic)#suicide#personal#s4m#dr habit#kamal bora#fanart#the smiths
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