#munch grunch

[facing-worlds]

you know its one of those days when your fingers are dry and youre sippin the milk for your cereal and you gotta whip out the security pinky finger beneath the bottom of the cup cuz its the perfectly wrong texture to be able to slip so very easily from the grip of your dry dry finger tips

[sometimesalana]

I would like to informally introduce Scarlett and Lavender! (i did not consent to Alto being a Dad. I just work here)

Scarlett (my adorable lil toddler bb) Loves loud nosies, being read to, and making messes. She HATES being carried. Fr. Don't lift her. Unless you're her Uncle Lucas or her Papa Ryland.

Lavender (the precious infant) also loves loud noises. (i guess in this family you don't have a choice) She is also gassy and sneezy. Because of this Piper calls her Smurfette. Ya know... From snow white and the seven- yeah i know that's wrong. Don't tell her okie?

[nick-eyre]

I love Dutch imports for all the normal reasons (yummy) but I just also love looking at how many languages they can fit the packaging

[hyrule-kingdom-updates]

Rubeo, I hope you realize that you have just made many, many enemies

*munch* All publicity is free publicity, my friend.

Must you chew with your mouth open?

*monch* Unlike you, *crunch* I like enganing *cronch* with my fans! *grunch* Plus, if this annoys you, *zrunch* that's just extra incentive.

[parappasuggestions]

cunch your grunch and flip the dunch / on a cereal bar i munch / if i see a fucker imma punch /posting fuckin jokes on a hunch

steven!

[chandra-nalaar]

mtg stands for munch the grunch

[nauticalradical]

*crumch crunch* oh whats that? You seem to have noticed me crunching your Leaves *munch grunch*

please stop it ss...I SAID NO CRUNCHIN NO MUCHY NO GUNCH!!!!!

I am so clpse to drawing the line here on the wood floor. 

orpolagize or youre gonna see me

 REAL MAD

[dagyoimpcool]

Grunt. Munch.

Grunch.

[wody-hog-goblin]

i arrive at the funksheen

tingacringa: grown grunch: munched hawlorgazorg: b'orkthaled