#mumza verse

[c-alliumduo-appologist]

Well I left the dump fandom and long while ago so i wanted to post an old wip fic. It was such a passion project but I never finished it because of technos death so I'll leave it here (and it's concept notes).

!! Wilburs mentioned a few times so don't be alarmed this was from like 2022, I promise I don't support that twat !!

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The roaring sound of the crowd was something Techno never got used to.

They were always too loud.

That combined with the curse of his crown the voices of 100,000 people constantly yelling around him, always led to migraines that would last for days.

Yet he continues to fight in the arenas when he's invited.

He has too, it's the only thing that calms the voices.

It keeps him away from his family, he hates that. He wants so bad to stay in the castle and listen to Wilbur play his latest song, or watch Dad write in his study. Let Mom tell him stories like when he was little. He prays for the day he has perfect silence, because that's the day he can look at his little brother and not feel shame. The voices hurt Tommy and now Tommy hates him. Tommy's only 10 he doesn't need to know about the voices, it's already confusing enough for him to wonder why his brother held a sword to his throat after he asked to play.

Techno hates himself for it, he wants things to be different. He wants to be a good brother, because he loves Tommy. He really does.

"BLOOD GOD TECHNOBLADE! TODAY IS THE DAY YOU FALL FROM YOUR PEDESTAL!" The crowd screams, they seem to really favor the new guy lately. He hopes they aren't getting tired of him, that would be bad for his name. "Sure, like I'm gonna lose to a homeless man." He's sure if the guy wasn't wearing a mask he would've seen his eye twitch. "I'm NOT homeless." Techno just laughs. "Wow! So you think homeless are bad? Cancel this man, get him out of here." The new guy started studdering trying to defend himself Techno assumes to stay in public favor.

"What, no! I didn't say that, you're putting words in my mouth." Techno would've responded but his thoughts were cut short by the announcer.

"All right! Our match today is the All Mighty Blood God verses, our newest fight who's been quickly rising up the ranks.. Dream Wastaken!"

Techno blinks almost dumbfounded, "Wastaken? What kind of title is that? It sounds dumb."

Techno must have struck a nerve with that remark, Dream suddenly went still and took his position.

"I'll have your head Blood God," he could see a green glow from under his mask.

"HA, like hell you will"

The announcer signals the start and Techno lets himself go and all he sees is red.

Dream raises his sword and stabs towards Technos abdomen. Techno takes his axe and swings to hit the blade away. He ends up hitting the handle of the sword cutting deep into Dreams hands

Dream staggers back dropping his sword and clutching his hands. He inhales sharply the audience collectively gasps.

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Yeah not much writen ik but here's the plans I had written in my drafts, it's so nostalgic to reread.

it starts out as Sbi + Mumza but techno and tommy get separated from Phil, Kristen, and Wilbur

(Wilbur is 17, Techno is 15 so hes less than wilbur because fuck you, and Tommy is 11)

So it's parentsduo + Wilbur and then also Bedrock bros, eventually they fins their way back to eachother. Techno and Tommy used to have this kinda tense relationship, they both cared alot about each other but Tommy always got along with Wilbur more. (Techno wasnt jealous of that, not at all.) but they just thought the other disliked them, and it's bothered them for years and now it's time for Techno to be cool and strong big brother for tommy. Being there for when he has nightmares to tell him stories, or reminding him that they WILL find the rest if their family. Running from zombies with the only weapons you have being swords and bows is a little bit difficult. but he does have one thing, his axe that was gifted to him by a neighboring kingdoms prince. To replace the one that was ruined in a duel he participated in on their behalf. Which they may or may not run into that prince and his betrothed (also his son?!?!?!?)along the way... Wilbur misses his brothers every single day, no matter how much his parents try to comfort him that they will be okay and that Techno is capable. He just can't shake the feeling that at every waking moment that he's not looking for them. They're getting hurt. He wishes it was him and Techno that got separated, cause then atleast Tommy would be with phil and Kristen. He wouldn't need to worry about his brother. He knows Techno will protect Tommy with his life.. but that's what he's worried about. If Techno dies protecting Tommy then what happens after? Tommy is left wandering untill inevitably hes... So he hopes Techno doesn't have to do soemthing that wreckless Because if he does, he'll lose BOTH of his brothers. and personally he'd rather not have that become a reality."

[flamedraco]

That's not how recessive genes work, nor is it a valid argument because we don't know the precise genetics of the characters to throw into a punnet square (though that would be funny). We know Wilbur, Sally, and Wilbur's parents (WHICH IS STILL HIGHLY DEBATABLE DEPENDING ON THE FRIDGE VS. MUMZA STANCE). But we don't know anything else.

Most likely, for Fundy to be a fox, one of his parents would also be a fox. ESPECIALLY if you want to try and use a recessive gene argument. Because for a recessive genetic trait to show both parents would need to carry the recessive gene for that trait. In which case, if both of them carry the trait, Ff and Ff respectively, the likelyhood (using punnet square logic which is NOT perfect science mind you) is twenty five percent chance for Fundy to be born a fox. Verses the MUCH MORE LIKELY SCENARIO of WILBUR being a FOX. ff crossed with Ff, which leads to a FIFTY PERCENT CHANCE of FUNDY BEING A FOX.

Is it possible for Fundy to still be a fox while Wilbur is something else? Yes. Of course it is. Genetics are weird and punnet squares aren't perfect science. But is it more likely for Wilbur to just be a fox?

Yes.

Though again, personally he's just better as a bird considering who his damn father is XD

if cwilbur was an animal what would he be?

opossum

fox

raccoon

maned wolf

[autistic-ranboo]

hey, hm, li, can i get a little request? in light of the recent events, could we maybe get some technoblade centered wholesomeness? maybe him having tea with kristin and phil or with michael and shroud, or even maybe with all of them... i just need something to make me happier because the recent news broke me /gen -sugar

phil's little cabin sits near the shores of a small lake. he built it himself, with his own two hands, and sure, the fences might be a little uneven and there's ivy snaking its way up the small stone chimney, but the inside is warm and safe. wilbur's asleep, wrapped up tight in the soft pink blanket that techno had made for him, long hours in the night spent hunched over knitting needles that were slightly too small for his hands. techno himself is in the kitchen, dicing and slicing and generally doing what he's told by phil, who's stirring a small cauldron of stew over the fireplace.  there's only one thing missing, really.

they both try not to dwell on it.

"she's fine, phil," techno says as he dices a tomato. "quit worryin' so much."

"i know, i know," phil says with a sigh. he crosses over to climb up on the counter, stretching up to grab a jar full of some kind of spice or another to add to their dinner. "she's probably fine."

"exactly," techno says, grabbing the next vegetable from the pile phil had set beside him. "she's probably just-"

there's a loud /thump/ on the roof, and they both straighten up. phil places a finger to his lips and tip-toes over to wilbur, swearing faintly as wilbur starts to stir.

"i'll go. you stay," techno signs sharply, prowling towards the door with the kitchen knife in his hands. phil nods, stepping between wilbur and the door.

"who's th- kristin?!" techno takes a step back, holding the door open so kristin can pass, pulling off her black cloak and setting her scythe against the wall.

"sorry i'm late," she says, kissing phil on the forehead and reaching past to grab the baby, who giggles and grabs for her hair. "got caught up with a difficult case. was starting to worry you'd eaten dinner without me."

"nah, mate," phil says, "it's not even ready yet."

"oh, good." she waves to techno, who waves back awkwardly from the kitchen; this is their routine, and until such a time as one of them decides that it's not sustainable, it will remain their routine, despite phil's sincerest attempts to the contrary. "what's for dinner?"

"soup," techno says, and kristin laughs, a full-belly thing that reverberates in the small cabin.

"what kind of soup?"

"uhh... the soup kind?" techno asks. "look, we don't do soup in the nether, so-"

"it's ok, techno," she says, when she can get a full breath. "it's probably hard to make soup if your water boils off immediately instead."

"pretty much," phil says, having returned to soup-stirring duty. "speaking of soup, this one is just about ready, if you want to grab a bowl."

"y'know he was worryin' about you," techno says as they eat, and it takes all of phil's control not to splatter soup all over the walls. "maybe even mopin' for a bit there."

"really?" kristin asks, teasing. "moping, you say."

"yeah, he was all 'boo hoo hoo my wife isn't here yet what if she's dead?' and i was like, 'i'm pretty sure we'd know if death herself-'"

"an /agent/ of death," kristin corrects, but it's not serious and she's struggling not to crack up at her silly, beloved, adorable husband, whose face is easily as red as the beetroot stew they're eating, despite his best attempts otherwise.

it's quiet in the house, despite the noise of its residents. the cicadas chirping outside almost drown out the gentle ribbing mixed with laughter mixed with love, so much love, that the universe bends around them for just a minute, and gives them peace.

[silverflamez]

I can't elaborate right now, but I'm thinking about The Old Witch Sleep and That Good Man Grace by The Amazing Devil as a c!wilbur song and god I wish I could draw well right now

Specifically thinking about the lines

"'You don't have to be brilliant', she says"

and

"And I laugh, and I laugh, cos laughing right now it's all, it's all that I have"

and

"Cos I when I stand oh those folks will run, and tell the tales of what I’ve become. They’ll speak of me in whispered tones and say my name like it shakes their bones"

And the imagery of Mumza, God of Death as the old witch sleep, and Philza being that good man grace

[xmooncanary]

Phil lore? Phil lore.

His minecraft skin is literally just Urahara from Bleach

He's the hardcore man! Had a 5 year hardcore world where he died to a baby zombie (technically he actually died to a spider but the baby zombie is funnier and we all blame it on him). Still does super long-running hardcore worlds and that's most of what he streams. References to his hardcore world death are actually in the game itself (occasional home screen splash text reading "Ph1lzA had a good run!")

In lore SMPs when in-character he often refers to the Hardcore world as "Dad's train sets in the basement" or similar.

Usual Nicknames include: Dadza, Birdza, Killza, Weebza, Oldza, etc etc. Just slap -za at the end. Also Kristin's Husband, Tech Guy (on Kristin's streams), Crowfather, The Only Man Ever, Bravest Man, Philza Minecraft, Angel Of Death, etc etc. People also often refer to him as "old" because he is 33 and is generally the oldest member of different SMPs (was the oldest member of the Dream SMP and is oldest member of the SBI).

SBI stands for Sleepy Boys Inc. (or Sleepy Bois Inc.) and is a group comprised of Philza, Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, and later addition Tommyinnit. Phil is considered the dad-friend of the group, thus his dad-themed nicknames/lore.

He is Philza Minecraft because he made Minecraft alongside Hatsune Miku* (*He is very good at Minecraft)

You may occasionally hear the song "Philza Minecraft is so brave / He's the bravest man I ever met" (other verses include lines such as "Philza Minecraft is a dentist") This originated from Tommyinnit's "Colossal TNT Mod" video.

Crowfather is from Origins SMP, where he is a very literal birb man who causes mischief. Crowfather also cameo'd on Rats SMP where he was an even more literal crow and thought the mom of the house (voiced by his IRL wife, Kristin) was hot.

Father status varies depending on server/fanon but generally ranges anywhere from biological or adoptive father of one-to-three (Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, Technoblade) (and adoptive great-grandkids through Fundy again)

Took over the world with Technoblade once (SMP Earth, Antarctic Empire)

"Angel of Death" originates from SMP Earth and that alongside his renowned skill with elytra are why he is generally depicted as having wings (particularly because he almost always has his elytra equipped on any world where he has one). Because he has a custom cape/elytra based on Urahara that makes his wings dark grey/black, people started depicting him as a crow, which merged with the Angel of Death thing due to crow associations with death. The wings were already a solid part of his fanon design before he joined the Dream SMP (though they weren't solidly crow wings yet) though quickly became fanon due to Sad-ist's animations - which is also why you'll often see him with one or both wings tattered, due to that design (dsmp fanon being that his wings were damaged in the explosion of L'Manberg while he was protecting Wilbur from it and thus why he can't fly on that server).

His chat is canonically crows after it being fanon for awhile (due to the above) until somebody mentioned it to him through TTS on a random hardcore stream and he said he liked the idea due to the mental image of literally throwing lore crumbs to the birds.

His TTS bot is named Brian, and is often depicted as a robot crow. Whenever Phil goes AFK on stream his mod/VIPs will make Brian make noises/sing ("ourna" and "7777777" are common). Usually this is IanBealio (best mod) or Wolfythewitch (renowned Philza fanartist). Ian is also often depicted as Phil's main crow, usually with an orange version of Phil's Urahara bucket hat.

Sometimes Phil's wife, Kristin (mc/twitch name Misstrixtin, also known as Mumza, since Phil is Dadza), will randomly sneak up on Phil to shoot him with a nerf gun during stream. She also runs his clips channel. She's also American. We love her lots and lots. Favorite parent. She thinks being drawn as a death goddess is super cool. Also something you may see in designs of her occasionally is that she has a white streak in the back of her hair. She thinks it's cool when that detail is included (and the DSMP fandom likes to combo that with her in the DSMP being Fundy's grandmother, since Fundy IRL also has white streaks in his hair, so his character is often depicted with them as well).

Phil's hardcore worlds have lore! Lots of lore. Current world's main lore is that there are a bunch of gods that had a war against the End King who tried to steal everything and each build in the world is based off of the events of that war. Gods include the End King, the Blaze Empress, the Ocean Overlord, and Rose (Flower deity). This lore is very loose though and not critical to understanding or enjoying his hardcore series. It's just worldbuilding for projects, not an RP world.

Also one time in this world after he fought the End dragon a bunch to open up all the end portals, apparently during those fights the dragon glitched through portals twice and ended up in the outer end islands, so later when exploring he had to fight two Ender Dragons at once, mid-air over the void before they returned to the main island destroyed his custom End Island. On Hardcore. There's a video about it, It's called the Fight For Endlantis. (Endlantis being his custom End island, which is completely submerged in water)

In his Hardcore world lore, Phil is friends with the Blaze Empress, who lives in Nether Void (big black concrete box Phil built for his nether project). She's a big blaze lady goddess, which is most likely what influenced people to depict Death Goddess Mumza as a giant goddess as well.

Phil also says he likes the idea of Mumza being giant compared to him because again, his minecraft skin is Urahara, so Giant Wife reminds him of Urahara's Bankai.

You may hear about "Emerald Duo" or the "Friendship emeralds" sometimes - this is from DSMP lore. Techno gave Phil an emerald once renamed to "Friendship Emerald" and that became their duo name. Phil and Techno are often depicted in fanart as wearing matching emeralds as accessories.

There's also a running joke based on DSMP lore that he fucked a fridge, because one time Wilbur insisted his character's mother was a Samsung Smart Refrigerator.

You may hear about something called "Colorzas," particularly around MCC time. This is a mostly-fanon driven AU where there are different Phils with different colors, and each color has a different personality and design. For most MCCs he'll put on a skin based on a Colorza. There's a whole carrd for this and it's on Phil's fandom wiki but most of the names are just like Redza, Blueza, Pinkza, etc etc. Except for Voidza (Greyza), Pissza (Yellowza), and. Cumza (Whiteza). Orangeza is also sometimes jokingly just Phil's mod Ian. The only "true canon" Colorza (the colorza that appears in any smp lore) is Redza, who semi-canonly cameo'd once on the Dream SMP. His main personality traits are that's he's chaotic and evil.

You may hear about "Boosty Cars" - this is referring to Rocket League, which Phil plays often and streams sometimes on his secret alt twitch. He also sometimes plays other games there. He's also a big Halo player and iirc I think he was actually a nationally ranked Halo player for a bit?

You may also sometimes hear about Terra Swoop Force - this is a Minecraft map made by Noxcrew (the MCC people) (aka that one TGTTOSAWAF map) that Phil is Really Good At. Again, this feeds into why he's depicted as a bird.

That is all I can think of for now and also all Tumblr will allow me to send. Sorry for the long ask but enjoy basically Everything You Need To Know About Philza. He can be found on the following SMPs/MCYT sub-communities: SMP Earth, Dream SMP, Origins SMP, MCC, Rats SMP (cameo), and most recently QSMP. There might be others too but I'm blanking. Also of course his single-player Hardcore world and misc videos with the SBI & co.

HI THERE

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME SO MUCH LORE OMG?????

I watched Rats so that was legitimately all I knew him from, and he was definitely fun in that!! I am sort of obsessed with this funky old bird man.

He was SUCH a bird during MCC scuffed. I guess I just have a thing for bird coded guys associated with death????????

Obsessed w Mumza also.

I have no idea where to start or how to go about investigating this. I read some choice points out to my friends we had a sensible giggle.

Im so enamoured thank you so much for sending this anon!! :D

I am always so overwhelmed trying to get into older CCs who have so much history behind them but I'm fond of this bird fellow perhaps I'll give it a red hot go

[autistic-ranboo]

WAIT YOU MADE MORE???? /POS MIR MY BELOVED

i got mad (/lh) so i continued this post !!! HES HAPPY >:(  !!!!!!!!!!

[alexanderwesker]

Chapters: 131/?

Chapter Title: What is a Memory?

Chapter summary:Wilbur is starting to remember.

Or Wilbur wanted to be the General so much and Mumza listened.

Warnings for this chapter: Mentions of Chronic Pain; Possessive Thoughts, Obsessive Thoughts, Intrusive Thoughts;

Rating: Teen and Up

Category: Gen

Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game); Video Blogging RPF; Dream SMP -Fandom

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Tommyinnit; Wilbur Soot & Technoblade; Wilbur Soot & c!Wilbur Soot; Clay | Dream & Wilbur Soot; Clay | Dream & c!Dream; Captain Sparklez & Tubbo; Tommyinnit & Tubbo; Niki|Nihachu & Wilbur Soot; Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson; Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson; TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF); Phil Watson & c!Philza; Quackity & Wilbur Soot;

Characters: Wilbur Soot; Technoblade; Tommyinnit; c!Wilbur Soot; Clay | Dream; c!Dream; Eret; Captain Sparklez, Niki | Nihachu; Phil Watson(Video Blogging RPF); C!Philza; Quackity

Additional Tags: 2020 L'Manberg Election on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF); Post-Election Arc; Manberg-Pogtopia War on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF); Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Dimension Travel; Real Wilbur ends up in the Dream SMP! Verse; Canon-Typical Violence; Villain Wilbur Soot; (this last tag is about the character not the RL person); Vilbur; Implied/Referenced Child Abuse; Emotional Manipulation; Courtesy of Vilbur; Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF); Immortal Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF): Older Sibling Wilbur Soot; Protective Wilbur Soot; cc!Wilbur and cc!Tommy aren’t brothers(as we know); but c!Wilbur and c!Tommy are; Wilbur took one look at Vilbur treating badly Tommy and said: ‘Fuck you other me’; War; Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Siblings; they are brothers your honor; c!Wilbur is like ‘Oh… another me’; cc!Wilbur is like ‘Oh fuck… I’m in danger’; Technoblade is like… ‘Uh’; Tommy is like ‘Oh… guess I’ve two older

brothers now’; minor acts of terrorism; Insanity; Realistic Minecraft; Permadeath AU; Technoblade isn’t Tommy and Wilbur’s brother but it’s like he is; One-sided Codependency; Developing Friendship; Panic Attacks; Paranoia; Developing Paranoiac thoughts; Worldbuilding; Other tags may be added in the future; Sorry for the tag wall; Obsessive Behavior; Possessive Behavior; Implied/Referenced Self-Harm; Mild Blood;(is it really Self-Harm if you are doing it on your ‘past-self’?);Villain Clay |Dream (Video Blogging RPF); Good Clay |Dream(Video Blogging RPF);Good Friend Clay|Dream (Video Blogging RPF);(the villain tag is about the character not the cc): Politics; (What do you do when suddenly you are the doppelganger of an Emperor?); Manipulation; Eret is trying his best to be a good King; King Eret (Video Blogging RPF); Clay |Dream is Not DreamXD (Video Blogging RPF); But he is ‘Blessed’ by the Guardian of the Void; Torture; The One-Sided Codependency? It’s becoming just…; Codependency; Queerplatonic Relatioships; Parent Captain Sparklez; Captain Sparklez is Tubbo’s Parent; Ram-Hybrid Captain Sparklez; c!Philza tags: Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF); Fallen Angel Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF); (Philza is a biblical angel with a human vessel but with wings and a horned halo); Bad Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF); Immortal Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF); Now for CC!Phil tags: Winged Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF); Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF); Good Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF); Protective Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF); BAMF Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF); CC!Phil is just as immortal as his character because Death is an alternate version of his Wife; Goddess of Death Kristin Rosales Watson;

[smp-live]

"she said 'you ain't no son of mine'" and then phil saying 'that wasn't his son anymore' about c!wilbur... Thinking.

Okay we're talking about Mama in detail now

Writing letters to Phil being all optimistic only to turn around and be self-deprecating and depressed on his own... "We all go to hell" vs "Let's be the bad guys" vs his Limbo being so bad it was essentially hell...

Then talking to Tommy and being like "Bro it literally doesn't matter what happens! We're fucked either way!" but not wanting to rub it in because he can't handle upsetting him

Mr Wilbur 'liar' Soot

The war affecting Wilbur's 'words over weapons' ideology and ability to use those words, making him stop singing. Then his self-hatred, him wanting to make Phil proud but failing and the self-loathing that comes from that. And Phil, his father, the man who raised him pretty well, probably, being the one to kill him and thus "amputate" the "infection" from the world is... yeah

Then your big-brain: "You ain't no son of mine" is Phil's whole "He's a terrorist," thing and also him not truly knowing Wilbur, dwelling on 'his real son' from years ago. And the rest of the verse is him basically saying that death will punish him appropriately and that Wilbur should be polite and follow along, finished by my love which implies he cares about him but thinks he should be punished? And if we use the headcanon that Mumza is death? "Mind your manners when you go;" when you go see your mother? Oof

And then there's this part I used in that other post but like... Wilbur saying that if Phil would prove he loves him and wants him around he'd sing, representing how he could have been helped and wanted that help. But he couldn't let himself accept it because he knew Phil would hate him if he knew everything he'd done

Wilbur knowing they're damned, no matter what they choose they lose, if Tommy stays by his side he'll help him along and "show him the way" because he's his mentor figure! He's the Hamilton to Wilbur's Washington!

And with "We all carry on when our brothers in arms are gone," I can only think of Eret and everyone else who he felt betrayed him. Then marching into battle on Nov. 16th knowing full well he'll die at the end of the day

[briflora]

Heck it, list of Dream SMP members as gods.(Please read tags before opening!)

Let’s start out with the Sleepy Bois.

c!Wilbur would be the God of Language. Pretty self-explanatory.

c!Tommy would be the God of Emotions. I believe c!Tommy is one of the most emotionally driven characters on the DSMP(and I also couldn’t find something that fit with his story)

c!Techno is the God of Harvest and Anarchy. Anarchy is pretty self-explanatory, but the reason I chose harvest is for the double meaning. Harvest is most commonly applied to harvesting fruits and vegetables, but you can also harvest organs. That’s why I chose harvest.

c!Phil is the Bringer of Death. He’s basically Thanatos, with Mumza as Goddess of the Underworld.

Feral boys!

c!Dream is the God of Luck and Speed. Because of his speedruns and manhunts.

c!George is the God of Dreams. No explanation needed.

c!Sapnap is the God of Fire. I’m not putting him as “God of Pet Deaths”.

c!Quackity is the God of Gambling. This isn’t just normal gambling, but gambling on chances.

c!Karl is the God of Time. Do I beed to explain?

BeeDuo!

c!Tubbo is the God of Nature. Both the good and the bad(his natural destruction via nukes).

c!Ranboo is the God of Memory. He was cursed to only remember his full life when enderwalking(a thing Enderman do in this AU).

Other people that don’t fit in these categories!

c!Eret is the God of the Nether. Now I’ll go into more explanation on both c!Eret, c!Bad, and c!Techno due to them not being a part of the Overworld Pantheon later.

c!Foolish is what he is in canon.

c!Sam is the God of Order. No explanation.

c!Ponk is the God of Lemons. I couldn’t find anything better, I’m not well versed on Ponk’s lore.

c!Niki is the Goddess of Vengeance.

c!Puffy is the Goddess of the Ocean. She’s a pirate.

c!Bad is the God of Corruption. I struggled with this one, before deciding on Corruption due to the Egg and he’s a demon.

c!Skeppy is the God of Trickery. His trolls.

c!Purpled is the God of Money. He’s a mercenary.

c!Fundy(I am so sorry I forgot him) is the God of Family. If I know my stuff(which I probably don’t), his arc currently is about family.

DreamXD is the Protector of the Server. He’s the true admin.

Those are the ones currently, I still have more but those’ll come later.

[autistic-ranboo]

he's in the dark, crying into his sleeves, when he first hears them.

they're quiet at first, barely distinct from the frigid patter of raindrops on the station platform, a murmur hidden within the sound that can't drown out the words of tommy, of phil, of all of his old friends. he hears them going on about their lives, hears wilbur rejoicing as he claims the life that ghostbur had paid.

"he's happy," a voice says, loud enough that ghostbur can hear it, if barely. "he's happy, and he has friend and mumza with him." there's a rush of agreement, people chiming in, and ghostbur feels a soft, warm breeze that seems to rise and push aside the rain. he looks up, and stretchinng out for miles around are a motley crew of crows and raccoons and little purple sprites, with a few blobs mixed in here and there, and a murmuring chorus of voices that it takes him a while to make out.

"you are loved," they say, "you are loved and we will protect you."

and they do.

GUYS

ranboo canonized chats still existing while offline. ghostbur hears any mention of himself from the living world.

ghostbur can hear us talking about him

[autistic-ranboo]

so ranboo really Did That, huh. as expected, had to make some Content about it. to Cope TM

she almost refuses to do it.

"how dare you?!" she screams from beyond the veil as sam slashes ranboo across the throat. objectively, she knows it was fast, painless, and that the boy (and, fuck, he's just a kid) didn't suffer. but.

but he is phil's, and so he is hers.

"i'll do it, kristin," ian offers, placing a hand on her shoulder as she collects herself, prepares to meet the boy her husband has claimed.

"no," kristin says, fire in her eyes. "this one is mine."

she descends to meet the confused soul, whose corpse has yet to cool. he's sitting on the ground with his head between his knees, counting, his breathing shallow even as his heart no longer beats.

"they'll be- they'll- they'll be fine- techno- techno and michael and phil and- phil and niki and-"

"ranboo?" kristin asks gently, careful to keep the otherworldly notes from her voice.

"who- what- where am- am i- are you-"

"my husband speaks highly of you," she says, her face shrouded such that ranboo cannot see the soft sadness in her eyes. "i wish we didn't have to meet under these circumstances."

"your husband- who- and what circumstances? where am i? what's happening? where is everyone, where is-"

"a lot has happened," mumza says. "would you like me to explain?"

ranboo nods.

"sam killed you. murdered you to try and make dream stop, but it only stopped techno. they got away, but you..."

"i died, didn't i?"

"yes."

"well..." ranboo considers for a moment. "fuck."

mumza laughs. it's so unexpected; the boy doesn't swear and speaks like he's ancient. it sounds wrong.

"i'm here to lead you to your afterlife," kristin explains, holding out a hand to the lost soul, who gladly takes it. he looks around as they walk, passing scene after scene of people he's never seen.

"normally," kristin explains, "you'd be assigned to a limbo designed for you, in case someone wanted to resurrect you. but i thought you might prefer this."

the place they end up is overgrown with flowers, blue and yellow and red and pink and green as far as the eye can see. a blue sheep munches lazily on the grass, and the chime of the station bell-tower dances on the warm breeze. a train trundles past, a soothing sound in its rhythmic clacking.

and in the center of it all, dressed in a soft yellow sweater and waving at them, is ghostbur.

[autistic-ranboo]

c!mumza in your texts: misses wilbur and feels bad for not being able to help him. cc!mumza: YOOO PRIME MUSHROOM! FOR THE PRIMES! I'M GONNA KILL WILBUR

haha yeah i made c!mumza before that stream but like young!mumza?? 100% That Vibe.

then stuff. like.

happened.

[autistic-ranboo]

by the way, sugar anon, you should know that your questions have spawned an entirely-new canon for the mumza verse/maybe an entirely new backstory/au for her and that i've finally actually written something i Like for the first time in months so in short sugar anon,,,,,, beloved

[autistic-ranboo]

hey, i just read what you wrote for Mir, and i loved it! In my on hcs, michael is a big history nerd that wants to avoid the same mistakes of the past (he basically likes to learn about lore). but i love the concept of him being good with science too, because of tubbo! he could know all the recipes and be good with potions too. -sugar (i also love beeduo, give me that sweet fluff because the recent events have been making me very sad)

oh man now ive got two (2) followers who want beeduo and michael content so have a sorta-soft-ish hc:

basically, because michael is a zombie piglin, he can see mumza in the world beyond the living world (ive changed some hcs in my head but w/e) and she loves to tell him stories! some are about the world, some are about places she's been, and almost all of them involve embarrasing her husband and/or technoblade.

[autistic-ranboo]

so i heard everyone really liked the first part of this:

the sheep is back.

kristin's very familiar with this sheep, his blue wool shimmering with the magic of the void. she can feel the headache building; once again, she's going to have to chase down this sheep before he can find his way back to the land of the living. this is the smartest sheep she's ever seen (which, granted, isn't saying much) and she sighs, hand on her scythe as she steps towards him.

"c'mon, buddy," she pleads, "please just come with-"

the sheep barrels into her, bleating wildly, knocking her off her feet.

"what are you doing?" she asks, words broken by giggles that streak across the void, leaving trails of starlight in their path. the sheep keeps bleating, herding her back until she's falling through the edge of the darkness, the blue sheep falling with her. her eings flare out as she grabs the sheep, grunting with the effort of holding him as the hurtle through the void.

and then they're landing on the station platform, a place that's become familiar to kristin after so much time. she holds up the sheep, who looks at her with absolutely no thought behind the eyes.

"you," she informs him, "are the most annoying creature i have EVER had the displeasure of dealing with."

"baa."

"don't you 'baa' me," she says, glaring at him. "do you know how many times i've tried to catch you? you're a SHEEP, you're not supposed to PLOT. there's a REASON i let someone else deal with the goats!"

"baa," the sheep responds, and kristin just sighs.

"i don't know why you shoved me over here, anyways," she says. "nothing's down here except-"

"MUMZA!!" kristin has to brace herself as a yellow-grey blur slams into her, threatening to knock her off her feet for the second time as arms wrap around her. in the confusion, the blue sheep falls from her arms, landing with a disgruntled sound on the sunny platform.

and it is sunny, now. it's come a long way from that first night, cold drizzle soaking the platform, ghostbur's skin steaming with tears in the darkness. the little shops are bright, and she can smell things baking nearby. but the brightest thing on the platform is ghostbur, his warm yellow sweater restored and practically glowing as he hugs her.

"i missed you so much," ghostbur says.

"it's good to see you, too, ghostbur," she says fondly, ruffling his hair. "but I'm afraid I can't stay long."

"do you have somewhere to go?" ghostbur asks.

"sort of," she sighs, untangling herself from ghostbur's grey hands. "i have a... difficult visitor that i need to bring home."

"what kind?" ghostbur asks.

she tiredly points at the blue sheep, deceptively-peaceful as he munches on the short grass growing from a crack in the pavement.

ghostbur's eyes go wide, and he lights up.

"FRIEND!" he shouts, barrelling towards the sheep. the blue sheep, who startled and ran when kristin near-silently teleported behind him, seems completely content to continue his snack as ghostbur tackle-hugs him, pressing his face into the thick blue wool.

"oh i missed you so much!" ghostbur says. "there's so much to show you around here!"

"friend of yours?" kristin asks as she approaches, her voice lilting.

ghostbur nods.

"friend, this is mumza! she's the goddess of death, and-"

the sheep GLARES at her as she steps closer, so she stops.

"we've met," she says, tired.

"great!" ghostbur's smile could light up the blackest void, and despite her frustration (and exhaustion), kristin smiles. "i missed friend so much! this place is nice, of course, especially when you're here, but it gets lonely without people, and friend was my best friend back in l'manburg. he went everywhere with me: techno's house, phil's house, l'manburg-"

a lightbulb clicks on in kristin's head.

her sheep problem is solved.

"ghostbur," kristin asks. the boy picks his head up out of friend's fleece, eyes still shining. "would it be all right if i left him here with you?"

and suddenly she has an armful of tearful ghost, burying his face into her side as he nods.

"i'm gonna take that as a yes," she says with a laugh.

"yes," ghostbur says, then repeats it in a flood that pours out into the no-longer-silent station. "yes, yes, yes, yes-"

kristin just barely manages to not jump for joy. as it is, though, she can feel one of the many weights on her shoulders lift. finally, that sheep is someone else's problem.

as she heads out, she sends a crow to one of her colleagues, a message tied to its foot.

'next time, you're dealing with the sheep.

-kristin'

[autistic-ranboo]

STILL mad abt angst, so wholesome hc before bed: Y'know Michael, Beeduo's son? So, imagine him spending days with Philza. one of these nights, he'd explore those forests, get lost and start crying, until Mumza appeared and, after a very nice talk, in which she sweetly asks if he's lost and he doesn't notice that the glowy woman before him is a god, she'd take him to phil. michael goes: "phil! look, this nice lady helped me get back!" and he just paralyses and proceeds to welcome her. -sugar

she finds the little boy in the woods.

he's lost and crying, clutching a tint plush bee and wiping at his half-there nose with the back of his striped shirt sleeve, and he looks so much like wilbur did at that age that she almost doesn't notice his little hooved hand.

"what's wrong, sweetheart?" she asks, careful to make herself as mortal as she can, bending down to his level. her old bones ache a bit as she bends, but she's not going to leave him in the woods by himself. "are you lost?"

the boy nods, clutching his plushie tighter to his chest. mumza smiles, pulls down her hood (because it scares people, even if they don't know what it really means), and offers him her hand.

"i was s'posed stay inside, but i- i saw a bunny and i wanted to pet it and then i followed it and- and- and it went in a tree and now papa and dad are gonna be worried and-"

"shh," she says, embuing the words with a gentle magic that soothes everything it touches, a gift she'd made for Philza's longest companion when the rage of battle had become to much. "it's all right, little one. i'll help you get home, all right?"

the child nods, takes her hand, and she's thrown back to the early days, walking with her son when she was allowed to walk the world with her husband.

she misses those days.

"i live in snow-ches-ter," he says, sounding out each syllable with effort, "but my papa is visiting uncle phil right now."

"uncle phil?" she asks. the boy nods.

"uncle phil is my favorite because he gave me this!" the boy says, pulling out a small, hand-carved wooden dagger from his boot. it's beautiful craftsmanship, and kristin knows it all too well.

"if he's your uncle, then that makes me your aunt," she says with a laugh.

"you are?"

"yes," she says, ruffling his hair. "your uncle phil has been my husband for centuries."

"how many is a century?"

"one hundred years," she says.

"wow," the boy says, staring up at her with stars in his eyes. she focuses for a second, pulls her wings from the void and lets them sprawl in the sky behind her.

"you can call me mumza," she tells him as she scoops him up and sets him on her shoulders. "now hold on, ok?"

"ok, auntie mumza!" he says, wrapping around her like a vice as she pushes herself off the ground, soaring through the cold tundra until she spots a familiar line of smoke in the distance.

"michael?! michael where did you go?!" ranboo's voice echoes as he runs across the yard, desperation evident in hiis (young, so young) features.

"where the fuck could he have gone?" she hears phil say, and kristin's most core instinct flares up.

she needs to fuck with her husband.

she pulls her wings in close, gestures for michael to stay quiet, and drops into a silent dive, landing without a sound behind her husband.

"hello, my angel," she whispers from behind him, and he jumps out of his skin, springing away from her with a swear.

"kristin what the fu-"

"shh..." she says, gesturing to michael, who's struggling to keep from bursting out in laughter, though he's already giggling despite his best attempts. "don't teach the child to swear."

"michael!" ranboo shouts with delight and relief as he blinks out of sight and appears beside her, taking michael from her shoulders. "are you all right?"

"he's fine," mumza says, ruffling ranboo's hair. "don't worry so much, ranboo."

"sorry, do i... know you?" ranboo asks, shifting michael onto one hip.

"that's auntie mumza!" michael says, like it's obvious. kristin laughs, walks over to her husband, and kisses him on the cheek.

"how are you, my love?" she asks. phil blushes; in his defense, she's very, very wonderful and he hasn't seen her in a while.

"ranboo," he says with a cough, "meet my wife, kristin."

a solid ten seconds go by without anyone speaking, when a female voice shouts from behind them.

"philza fucking minecraft has a wife?!"