#much to micks annoyance ofc!

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It would be so cute if Sharon had a Lazer pointer and was playing with Mick with it🥺 just him all wide eyed, ears folded back, tail flicking as he stalked the light just for her to move it, making him chase after it🥺😭

anon!! is it evil to imagine her pointing it at the wall and having him go running straight at it full force?? lmaooo i can’t help but have the image of him faceplanting the wall stuck in my head LMAO

but like… maybe he’d try to fight it a bit, like just looking at her in exasperation. “oh you think cause i’m a cat i’m going to chase a little light? come on, that’s a stereotype!” but then she suddenly moves the light over and his eyes get all wide and dilated and then his tail starts flicking. she keeps moving it so he stays distracted and then he’s leaping around trying to chase it. all she can do is laugh quietly at how easily he folded and continue moving the light around. just him with his tail flicking around wildly and ears folded back ready to pounce on the light again.

and when he gets tired and they stop playing around, maybe he’d beg her not to tell anyone he did that… cause sometimes his cat instincts embarrass him a bit.

oh anon… you never fail to make me audibly go “awwww” with your asks!! <333

[joeal-kaysani]

Leonard and Lisa Snart and 46. (not in a romantic way ofc)

This got away from me whoops.

“Shut up, I am a delight!”

“A delightful annoyance,” Len hissed as he flattened himself against a wall, waiting for the footsteps of the security guard to fade into the distance as he made his late night rounds. “Oh, and by the way, can you be a little louder? I don’t think everyone in Central City knows we’re here yet!”

Lisa stuck out her lip in a mock pout, reminding Leonard yet again that she was still just a teenager and hardly the best accomplice for a burglary, even if she was a Snart. “I’d be hurt if I thought you meant that.”

“I do mean tha- ” Len cut himself off when the footsteps suddenly came nearer, his eyes falling closed in resignation as he realized they had been caught. It had been a mistake to bring his baby sister along just because Mick was in jail and his replacement had committed the ultimate inconvenience of getting himself murdered last minute. He was supposed to be protecting her and providing for her, not sitting beside her in the back of a police car after helping her commit her first felony, but she had insisted that she could handle herself and he had been foolish enough to believe her. 

“Get out of here and I’ll keep him distracted. If you get caught, tell them I dragged you into this and you’ll only be charged as a minor.“ 

“Shut up, Lenny,” Lisa whispered, stepping out from around the darkened corner before her brother could reach out and snatch her back.

“Hello?” She said, wringing her hands as she stepped out of the shadows and right into the guard’s sights. She sighed in relief when she spotted his uniform, rushing up to him. “Oh, thank goodness, I thought I’d be stuck in here all night.“ 

The guard froze with one hand on his gun, watching her suspiciously until he realized she wasn’t a danger to him or anyone else. “What are you doing in here? This place has been closed for hours.”

“I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself, I saw all these pretty things and I was so distracted that I lost track of time. That one in particular, do you see it?”

Lisa turned and pointed a gloved finger at the jewelry case beside them. The guard rolled his eyes, leaning in to get a better look at the necklace she had been so taken with.

“Of course. The one that’s worth ten thousand if it’s worth a cent.” He sighed. “Women and your jewelry. I swear, one sparkly thing catches your eye and suddenly you’re trapped in a store at midnight waiting for someone to rescue you.“ 

The corner of Lisa’s mouth rose into a smirk as she approached to admire it with him. 

"Well, you know what they say…" 

With that, she gripped the back of his head and slammed it into the case, watching him slump to the ground with a groan. 

"Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

“Nicely done, sis,” Len said as he made his entrance, genuine pride in his eyes as he rolled the guard over with his foot so he wasn’t blocking his way.

“Not so much of an annoyance now, am I?”

In response, Len did the honors of hitting the glass one more time with his elbow and shattering it. He plucked the necklace out and dusted away a few shards before fastening it around Lisa’s neck.

“Loved that one-liner, by the way. You’re a natural.”

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Wait....what about cat!Mick with his kids?

What about cat!Mick with Sharon?

Like would the kids be part cat too? Would Mick do little things (ex: pushing a mug off the counter) and get scolded by Sharon? I'm just imagining them getting into a fight with her because he won't stop clawing at the curtains.

awww anon!! omg and his kids could be little orange cats too!! they might be part cat… unless sharon’s genes are extremely strong and they end up being normal… but i kinda like the idea of them being part cat and mick being very pleased about that! (much to sharon’s annoyance cause she was so sure they were going to turn out normal…)

oh! and, he totally would do silly little cat things that just annoy sharon even more. pushing mugs off the counter, shredding the curtains up, maybe clawing at the couch too. oh! and he sheds… a lot. Sharon would be mad cause they can’t afford to replace any of their furniture, while mick tries to lamely defend himself. i can also see him climbing up onto tall surfaces like the fridge and ending up scaring her cause… you don’t really expect your husband to just be on top of the fridge doing nothing. i could just see her going:

“can you please just be normal for two seconds?” and mick responding with;

“what part of ‘cat person’ is normal to you?”

also it gets much harder when the kids grow up and start doing their own insane orange cat stuff. like mick is proud of his little kitty babies ofc, but now he’s starting to understand why sharon was always annoyed with him… because his kids start doing the same things he was, but worse!! just like the idea of him running around trying to stop these little kittens from getting into trouble. of course, sharon would be smug about it too! asking him if he got what he wanted, watching as he has to scold one of them for breaking something. yeahhh he’s definitely got a handful to deal with!

so cute to think about mick with his little kittens!!!AUGHH anon you really know how to hit me straight in the heart with these <333