#much love to u all mwah mwah mwah 🥰

[dykesevika]

YOU ARE SO TALENTED your art makes me SCREAM THABK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR MASTERPIECES!!!!!

WahhHh!!! ur so sweet, thank youuuu <3!!!

here’s another sev

Men DNI

[otrtbs]

here’s the thing. the absolute joy and wonder i feel whenever someone tells me they came across ahb! and are now taking an art history course / majoring in art next year / went to their local art museum for the first time in ages is exponential. when yall send me your favorite artworks and tell me about them or tell me you went to x museum to see x painting mentioned in ahb??? it’s just so so wonderful. because never did i think something i wrote out of love for art and love for art history would lead anyone else to research art or talk about it or seek it out for themselves and that’s so much more than i could ever imagine would come out of a very timid first attempt at creative writing/fandom involvement.

i wrote it out of love and y’all have all reciprocated that love tenfold and ran with it to talk about art and explore it and share it with me and those around you. and it’s just been a very special incredible thing that makes me emosh. :,)

[ybcpatrick]

i'm digging back thru my archives to try and find all of my old digital art from when i was a teenager. and i have Regrets

[lavellane]

i do have to commend some peoples bravery posting takes on here that they surely must KNOW are going to get them blocked by several dozen followers and possibly some mutuals like goddamn i have to respect it yknow

[summ3rhead]

Her hands on Mary’s jaw, fingers wrapped underneath her chin, beckoning her to look up. Shannon’s divine in the light, scar tissue highlighted in the moonlight. Indents displaying her life, commemorating a memory. She can’t count the number of times she had traced those marks, creating a constellation of invisible lines.

A finger twitches, and Mary obeys. Muscles twitch as she drags her lips over the swell of her hip, pressing a kiss to the scar.

“Mary,” Shannon inhales, hips chasing as Mary pulls away.

“I love you,” she whispers, breath warm against soft skin. A hand drags across the back of her neck, intertwining in strands of hair. Tightening around the cusp of her skull as lips press against another scar.

Her fingers find it first, thin and smooth, a familiar mark in the latticework of divinity. Her lips find it next. A thin scar, barely two inches, stretched between two ribs. A result of a spear and recklessness.

“I have loved every part of you, Shan,” Mary breathes, another kiss, “I will always love you,” a third kiss, “nothing will ever change that.”

- Wounds of Christ Anon (yes the other one was sent prematurely)

Yes, I’m imagining Shannon back from the dead, returning to Mary. Mary as St. Thomas, not believing at first, dropping to her knees and tracing the evidence of Shannon’s Martyrdom; her holy wounds. She finds the wounds she had seen torn through Shannon’s body, the wounds that killed her, are now pale scars. She remembers every single lesion and puncture and hole the divinium tore through her lover’s body in terrible detail. She remembers it and sees it reflected exactly in the body before her. She can no longer doubt.

HELLO WOUNDS OF CHRIST ANON, YOU DID NOT DISAPPOINT.

Short (so far hehe) but sweet, thank you thank you thank you anon. This was a delight. (Fifth paragraph especially oh my god I was going wild over that all day).

Something about sainthood and martyrdom and the fucking WOUNDS OF CHRIST, DUDE.

* Ava silva voice* is this… is this our thing now??

[wh0reforcoriolanussnow]

would you ever consider writing for jacob elordi? b/c now i'm craving him with a lawyer gf too😭😭 like he would sooo be with someone smart. those airport pics? buying books for her. the world? shocked he's not with a model.

Out of my league || Jacob Elordi x reader

A/n: love love love!!! And yes i plan on making more jacob fics :) i felt like i needed to post smth so here 😭

Warnings: none

Wc:

For the longest time, Jacob has always stayed private about his relationships. Whenever he would be asked in interviews, he would acknowledge he was in a relationship but never went into detail into who it was.

Fans have since then speculated that he was dating a model, or even another actress. Especially after an interview he had where he was asked if he was seeing anyone and he responded with “Yeah, I am. But I think she’s out my league to be honest,” with that boyish grin.

The two of you met while you were at a cafe in Boston, studying for an upcoming test when he left his wallet at the counter. You obviously knew who he was, I mean, who didn’t?

Jacob found you crazy attractive. Not just because of your looks but because you were smart. It wasn’t everyday he would bump into a Harvard student studying law.

After about two years of dating, the two of you decided that it wouldn’t matter if fans found out the two of you were dating. No one’s opinion would change anything.

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Jacob spotted at Sydney airport buying books 👀 wonder where he’s off to?

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user1: 😍😍

user2: he’d be my airport crush omds

user3: he’s so hot I cant.

user4: the fit.

user5: damn his gf is so lucky

y/n_y/l/n: he’s actually coming to see me 🙃

↘️ user6: who even are u 😭

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And so when he came to Boston to visit you—the day before valentines—he decided to finally post you on his instagram. Undoubtedly, Jacob’s fans went into a frenzy. Going crazy at the fact that they were wrong and that he was not dating model, or an actress like they suspected, but a Harvard law student.

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What the monkey on the wall says 🐒❤️

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y/n_y/l/n: mwah!

↘️ jacobelordi: 😚😚

user1: OMG OMG OMG

user2: everyone wake up, Jacob posted about his gf

user3: so she isn’t a model…… WE WERE SO WRONG LMAO

user4: did anyone notice her comment on jacobelordiupdates_ post yesterday 😭😭

user5: oh to be her 😩

user6: she’s a Harvard law student? omfg I’m curious as to how they even met

↘️ y/n_y/l/n: ☕️🔑

↘️ user7: IS THIS A HINT LOL

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y/n_y/l/n

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nope not a model, just your average Harvard law student!!

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jacobelordi: so much better than a model babe 🥱

↘️ y/n_y/l/n: hehehehehe 🥰

user1: JACOB IN THE THIRD PIC

user2: isn’t that the book he bought at the airport yesterday 😭

↘️ user3: YES!

↘️ user4: that was what I was thinking too 🤔

↘️ user5: that’s so cute aweee

user6: the caption. love her for that lmao

user7: she’s so luckyyy

user8: the fact that everyone for sure thought Jacob was dating a model 😬

↘️ jacobelordi: they thought wrong. law students do it better

↘️ y/n_y/l/n: lol sorry to burst ur bubble x

↘️ user8: OMG OMG U BOTH ANSWERED

user9: finally, a celebrity not dating some other celebrity or model 😂

user10: how can a Harvard student be out of Jacob Elordi’s league?!

[deusfoundry]

PSPSPSPSPSPSPS ALYYYYYY... college au with prompt no. 14 (hushed conversation in between kisses) for hinata prettypretty pleaaasseeeeeee 🥰 (sending much love to u!!!!!!!! <3)

hushed conversation in between kisses with hinata shoyo

a/n: ROXIE holds your hand thank YOU for sending this req omg it fits shoyo so well ... i think i lowkey got a bit carried away w this one so im sorry KSKDKSK but i hope u still like it!! hehdh MWAH THANK U

shoyo slips a hand beneath your shirt as bright rays of the morning sun begin to seep through white curtains. his wide palm finds the skin of your stomach, slowly dragging it across to ease you into waking up.

you're wearing his shirt again. one of the oldest he has stuffed in the back of his drawer from his days as a senior in highschool. he's been reminding himself for years now to give it away, his shoulders too wide and arms far too big for it to fit comfortably. but you got to it before he can when you dug through his closet in a fit of trying to pry his attention away from watching a recording of a volleyball match.

safe to say you had gotten what you wanted back then, like you always do, with shoyo instantly caving at the sight of you in his shirt. of you drowning in a piece of clothing that's much too small for him. of the fabric of the hem reaching just shy of your knee and the wide neckline threatening to fall off your shoulders.

he remembers the giggle you let out as he scrambles to turn his laptop off, pushing it and the match to the side in favor of pinning you down on the mattress. he remembers the first kiss he plants on your lips, quick and light to give himself the time to pull away and admire you. he remembers stealing your breath away when he ducks in for the second kiss, how it seemed to stretch on for a lifetime until you're begging for him to let you breathe.

he remembers trailing wet kisses on the exposed skin courtesy of his shirt.

the same ones he's leaving right now on the hill of your shoulder in an attempt to coax you out of your sleep.

shoyo feels you stirring to life against him, a self-satisfied smile tugging at his lips. now that you're awake, he wastes no time in shifting you around to face him, limp body all pliant under his hands.

he waits for you to open your eyes, patiently watches as you yawn and rub the sleep off your lids. at the first sight of your colored irises, shoyo leans forward to plant a small peck at your lips. he feels the ghost of your smile against his when he pulls away half a second later.

"good morning." you say, voice still hoarse.

he says it back as almost like a whisper, almost like he's in a dream and being too loud will shatter it.

shoyo settles on kissing you again and this time, he doesn't plan on pulling away even as you continue to speak.

"what time is it?" this is such a normal occurrence, shoyo showering you with affection first thing in the morning, that you're not phased by his insistence on keeping his lips on yours.

he eyes the clock over your shoulder, "8:30."

"what-" you push yourself up in an instant, the appeal of staying in bed with your boyfriend suddenly vanishing at the thought of your day ahead. "sho, why didn't you wake me up earlier? i have classes!"

"hey, hey-" shoyo catches your arm that's about to reach for your phone on his nightstand. he sits himself up. his hand reaches up to cup your face in his palm, the other finding the crease on your forehead. he traces the lines with his knuckles until they're gone, and all that's left is your softened expression and curious eyes staring right at him.

he smiles. "you don't, i already checked."

"i- are you sure?" you question him. shoyo can see the cogs in your brain slowly turning.

he merely hums, pulling you onto his lap with ease. he drags you closer until his lips are a hair away from your own. his hot breath caresses the skin of your cheeks as he pauses, just for a brief moment. it's all too easy for him to kiss you like this, when you've been awake for barely five minutes and you feel like your mind has already been pulled a hundred different direction.

and you let him, head tilting to the side as he captures your lips in his once more.

"but-" you say between each lazy drag of lips. "but my paper-"

"you finished it last night, baby." he rests his forehead against yours, light pants making his chest subtly contract as he catches his breath for a moment. "don't you remember?"

shoyo is insatiable. he doesn't let you respond to his question right away as kisses you again, as if he's had enough of breathing. as if your lips can be used as a substitute for oxygen.

"i guess i did ..." you manage when he moves to kiss you at the very edge of your lips. your body responds to his tiny gesture with an easy smile. "and you?"

he leans back, allowing you to get your first proper look of him this morning. shoyo is pretty like this. when there's no thought behind each move he makes, when he's driven by nothing but the need to hold you close. there's a carefree way in which he conducts himself that's almost as attractive as when he's on the court and in his element.

"coach said we get the morning off. and no classes for me today."

shoyo grins. he can almost see the tension leaving your body as you finally shake your worries off. you melt into his arms, taking the initiative this time to kiss him.

you've lucked out, you think, to have the sun all to yourself like this, lips free for you to kiss all you want, large expanse of skin free for you to roam your hands all over.

and the sun himself would have it no other way.

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[lorre-verie]

i NEED more recent neteyam content from you, the 5 stages of love thing was just- UGH mwah mwah i love it

can i request neteyam x reader where neteyam's jealous bc reader has been hanging out with other people? but please make the ending happy, i beg (im recovering from your aonung series antics 😭)

everything else is completely up to you i trust ur judgement so much 🥰

tysm anon AAAAA made me smile so much after reading this, i hope dearly that it doesn't disappoint!

“I will always love you.”

🗝 oneshot summary: seems you’ve been paying other people a whole lot more attention lately, and it’s making your dear boyfriend feel uneasy (jealous) inside. blablabla sweetie pie stuff happens, by the end of the night u two are cuddly lovey dovey again 💗

🌿 the lovely couple: neteyam x reader

📓 notes! - reader’s gender is not specified + no implications + no given name (used: [Y/N]) - takes place in the forest

🎞 word count: 2.3k

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“Yo bro!” Lo’ak waved towards his older brother, Neteyam’s hair whipping around with his head as he turned to see what Lo’ak wanted. 

“What?”

He was in the middle of rebraiding his hair in his family’s marui, something he would’ve asked you to do if he could even find you in the first place. 

Lately, you’d been really absorbed with developing your hunting skills, something he respected and never thought twice about, until now. 

“Did you and [Y/N] break up?” 

“What would even make you think such a thing like that?”  He completely abandoned his delicate ministrations through his hair, looking at his brother like he was insane. But deep down inside, he kinda wondered if you did too.

He rarely saw you these days, except for those fleeting moments where you two would wave at each other when passing by, and whenever he visited your tent you were never there. If he asked your friends they would constantly say you were out hunting, and he dropped his attempts at trying to find you. 

But seriously, hunting for almost the whole day for almost 3 weeks? There had to be SOMETHING else you’d been doing. 

“I never see you together anymore. N’ I heard from their friends there’s someone called Akxyeì in the picture. But if you did, there’s no shame in it bro, it’s all goo—”

Neteyam kicked him out of the tent. 

He huffed as he finished braiding his hair, not bothering to give it a last look before stomping out in search of you. Who the hell was Akxyeì?? 

Deep in his chest came a mixture of doubts and emotions regarding your relationship— had he not been showing you how much he loved you? How come you had to hang out with some other stupid dude? What if it was even worse, what if you were beginning to lose your interest in him? He would die without you, honestly. 

Or what if it was even worse, what if this Akxyeì character manipulated you into falling for him? He didn’t know whether what he was feeling was anger or sadness. But I’ll sum it up for you. 

Envy. 

Everyone stared at him as he stormed into the forest, the expression on his face taut and unreadable. The gossipping elders immediately got into their little groups, discussing what could possibly happen to the two of you in great interest. 

Not mud nor rain stopped him from tracking you, crouching along the forest floor, sniffing through the strong smell of rain in order to pick up your scent. The moment he found it, he bit back a growl; an unfamiliar scent was there with you.

He placed his hand on his forehead, taking deep breaths before heading in the direction you were supposed to be, reaching what the omaticayans dubbed the ‘lovers lake.’ He frowned remembering the nickname. 

Lo and behold, his love was crouched under a large leaf just near the opposite edge of the lake, a lovely smile on your face, like always, as you looked at the rain splashing in puddles on the dirt in front of you. 

Just the sight of you made his heart soar. But his mood quickly plummeted back down once he saw a na’vi boy crouched down behind you, also laughing at the predicament you were both in. 

He had half a mind to take his bow and shoot him in the crotch to ensure he wouldn’t ever be able to clone himself, but he had to bite back the urge. Instead, he resorted to letting out a heavy sigh. 

Just then, you looked up, eyes meeting with his as he stood far across the lake. A pang of guilt ran down your body, but it wasn’t like you were doing anything wrong, right? So then why did your heart drop fifty feet into the ground? 

Akxyeì’s laughter stopped once he saw the deathly stare Neteyam was giving him, which your boyfriend was satisfied with. But not satisfied enough. 

He turned his back on you both, disappearing into the thin fog that was starting to cloud the forest.

“..I have to go.” you whispered to Akxyeì, before diving head first into the lake to catch up with Neteyam. 

The only thing you thought about besides holding your breath was how angry Neteyam must’ve been with you. He totally misunderstood the situation, and it pained your heart to think of what he was thinking right now. You had to explain yourself as soon as possible. 

You frantically searched through the camp, your heart racing with worry and fear. Light pitter patters of rain land on your face, causing you to wipe it every few seconds in order to be able to see. You called out Neteyam's name in every spot imaginable, even his own family’s marui, but he wasn’t there.

As you made your way from tent to tent, you couldn’t help but feel a sinking feeling of worry weighing down on your shoulders.

You checked the hunting groups, but Neteyam was nowhere to be seen. You asked the elders if they had seen him, but they claimed to not know anything. 

You were drenched from head to toe from your swim earlier, and the wind didn’t make it any better, shivers threatening to stop your search. The nosy elders murmured harshly at the sight of you this way, according to them you always seemed so put together. 

You finally make your way back to your own tent, hoping that maybe he might have gone there. Although it was unlikely, it was the only spot in camp you hadn’t checked. But as you pushed aside the flap, you were met with your empty home, no sign of your boyfriend anywhere. 

Panic began to set in as you realised that he was truly gone. You sat down, fingers pressed to your lips as you took in a deep breath, thinking of all the possible places he could be. 

He wasn’t anywhere in camp, so that would have to mean he was still out in the forest. But where? You couldn’t possibly— 

Ah. 

He might be at you guys' spot.

You hadn’t been there in what felt like years. It was where he asked to be your boyfriend. It was so silly of him; a smile crept up on your face as you hopped up through the trees, reminiscing the day. 

You were both admiring the night sky together, counting the stars, and he suddenly whispered, “Can I be your boyfriend?” 

Even now, he denies ever uttering those words, claiming it was a figment of your imagination, and that you heard what you wanted to hear. But you remembered vividly the way he nearly fell off the trunk of the tree when you said yes.

The grass underneath you turned into soft clumps of moss as you continued, the rain slowly stopping as eclipse took over the sky. Finally, you reached the two intertwining trees, standing underneath the archway. 

You didn’t have time to look up before you heard his voice among the cricketing insects. 

“[Y/N].” he said, his voice as low as a sigh, your ears flattening once you heard the utter distress from his throat.

You said nothing, instead climbing up the slanted tree, crouching and setting aside the leaves covering your view. 

And there he was, in all his glory. 

Neteyam te Suli Tsyeyk'itan.

His feet dangled over the edge of the tree trunk, his hands planted firmly at his sides. He was hunched over, staring blankly at the ground at which you stood before. 

“Neteyam—” you were barely able to finish saying his name before he interrupted you. 

“Did I do something?” he croaked out, his gaze fixed downwards. 

“What?” you blinked. What was he saying? 

“Of course not,” you said softly, sitting on a spot on the tree just inches from him, you looking directly at his crestfallen face. 

A tear ran down his cheek, reflected by the lights of the stars in the night. He wiped it away quickly, now looking to his left, so that you were met with only the back of his head. 

Your heart dropped at the sound of his sniffles. “Neteyam, Akxyeì is just a friend,” you started, trying to formulate the best way to try and explain the situation to him and then beg for his forgiveness. 

“It’s not about that.” he sucked in a breath in attempt to calm himself down. 

“Why have you been avoiding me?” 

Your heart felt like it was splitting into two. 

You’d constantly been reassuring yourself that you weren’t avoiding him, you were just hanging out with your own separate group of friends, but in truth you basically had been. 

“I’m not avoiding you,” you paused, sighing as you faced the fact that you were going to have to be truly honest with him about your feelings now. 

“I just…wanted to be seen.” 

At those words, he turned towards you, eyes glistening with tears. “Wh…What do you mean by that?” 

“With them, I feel like what I always wanted to be— A strong, brave warrior with talent. With them, I feel like I can just truly be myself, and I don’t have to hold back.” 

He looked at you, beckoning you to go on. 

Your eyes flickered down, unable to meet his eyes as you continued, “Sometimes when I’m out with you I feel like I have to keep up appearances. You’re the next olo’eyktan, the next leader for our people, and I feel like I’m always in your shadow.”

“I get comments from the elders like, “How is it dating the next in line for Olo’eyktan???”” you mocked their shrill voices with a face as you quoted their exact words, the corner of your boyfriend’s lips twitching up in amusement. 

“So..I don’t know. When I finally was seen as a leader myself, with Akxyeì and the others, it felt like I was…free. Free from the expectations that other people put on me.” you bit your lip, imagining how selfish you must’ve sounded to him right now. 

Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Neteyam part his lips slightly.

“..I never knew you felt that way,” he half whispered, looking down at his hand and yours, suddenly aching to intertwine your fingers together.

“It’s..not that I didn’t like being with you, you make me so happy,” you let a small smile appear on your face, “It’s just that it makes me feel worse about myself when people only care that I’m your partner. They don’t see me.”

“So…that’s why I’ve been hanging out with my other friends,” the air felt awkward after you finished, and you felt like you had to add on to your words so that the atmosphere didn’t feel so..empty.

“ I’m sorry I didn’t tell you anything before.”

“.....So I take it you’re still in love with me?” 

You looked up at his totally unserious response, slightly baffled. He had a childishly wide grin on his face. The tears from earlier had already dried up, leaving no trace behind. 

Your mouth was open in surprise of his lighthearted reaction. Had he even heard anything you just said? 

“Just so you know, Akxyeì is totally not more attractive than me,” he pushed on, determined to see one thing and one thing only. 

Your beautiful smile.

And his not-so-cunning ploy worked, as a little grin made its way up onto your face. 

He placed his hand on top of yours, slightly gripping your fingers. “But in all seriousness, I’m sorry too.” 

His mesmerising eyes were widened ever so slightly, as if he was trying to take in more of the sight of you. 

“For what?” you mouthed, the volume of your words barely above a hum. 

“For not noticing how you felt. I’m supposed to be good at gauging other people’s emotions–” he sighed, before you stopped him mid sentence with one of your fingers to his lips. 

“That’s why I didn’t want to tell you anything. I was worried you’d feel even more pressured with having to worry about me too, besides everything else already going on,” you tilted your head downwards, glancing once more at the barely illuminated bark you sat on.. 

You wanted to tell him more, to explain further, but the doe look in his eyes as he gently took your finger off his mouth with his free hand told you he’d already understood everything. 

He flipped your hand around, placing a soft kiss on your wrist, maintaining full eye contact with you as he did it. The motion sent butterflies raging frantically in your stomach, the thrill causing you to blush slightly. 

“So. Tell me more about your friends.” he smirked, knowing the full extent of his charm and what it did to you. 

You breathed out, nodding before sitting directly next to him, your hips touching his. You began to recite to him all the fun little adventures you had with your hunting group, and the stupid things Akxyeì would get himself into. 

You couldn’t help but smirk a little bit whenever you felt Neteyam’s hand tighten its grip around yours whenever you mentioned the other boy. 

“And then, one other time- Teyam?” you felt his head weigh on your shoulder. Was he…asleep? 

A small pause followed as you stopped talking, and you just froze completely before narrowing your eyes. 

“..You aren’t asleep, are you?” you rolled your eyes, feeling a chuckle vibrate on your shoulder from his throat. 

You always knew how to read him, and he found it amusing that you were the only person he could never fool. It just added onto his everlasting appreciation for you. 

You watched him as he pulled his head up off your shoulder, smiling as he looked at your face with such fondness that it made you feel weightless. 

“I love you, [Y/N].”

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aw how sweet 😊 isn’t that so sweet?? i'm so sorry if this genuinely sucked ass cause i have no clue how to write sweet stuff..but thank u so much for your req anon! thank u all for 500+ followers, it truly means so much to me guys 😭🙏

i hope you guys enjoyed this! as always, thank u for stopping by my blog 💗💚

much love, lorre.

[formulaa-1]

Instagram au 🫂 P.A

fem!reader x Paul aron

soft launching your relationship with Paul Aron <3

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paularon_’s story

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f3updatess: Paul aron recently uploaded a picture of him and a girl cuddling so I immediately checked y/n’s account (his friend) and she posted two pictures on her story too… are they soft launching there relationship? What do you think?

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aronbrofan2: NOOOOO

fan278: he has a girlfriend ????😩

user278: y/n is so pretty I hope they’re both happy 💗

aronfan: NO WAY😧 okay but the last photo 😍

obsessedwpa_: *screams* I’ve been waiting for this 😍😍😍

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paularon_: happy 6 months 🫶🏻

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prema4evaa: 6 MONTHS????!!!!!!

y/nusername: mwah 😚😚

paularon_: 🫶🏻🫶🏻

user389: when tf did this happen ????

fan2738: happy 6 month anniversary guys!

user289: I’m flabbergasted

paularonlover: the picture of y/n and her cat 🥰

obsessedwpa: she’s so beautiful omg 😩😍

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y/nusername: warning⚠️ jump scare for the second photo.

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paul_fan: WE LOVE U Y/N

paularon_: ouch.

y/nusername: I love u 😚

paularon_: I love u 🙄

_paularon_fp.: they’re cute and everything but she’s obviously using him.

fp.formula3_: omd grow up. no offence to Paul but he’s not that big, if she was just using him for money/fake ect she would go for a f2 or f1 driver. Just leave them alone honestly😐

user278: fr.

fanpagearon: LMAOOO THE SECOND PIC 😭😭

fan272: she wasn’t lying when she said there was a jump scare holy Christ

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Authors note - I hope you all enjoy this <3 I loved writing this! sorry again for not posting as much but I’m trying to focus on studies at the minute as I have a lot of important stuff coming up! 💗

[tetzoro]

if you were to, who would you ship your moots with 🎤

thank you so much for asking me !! why did this just turn into me gushing about their selfships. anyway, thanks for indulging me with this :’)

@seiwas - iwaizumi !! he adores you so much, you’re such a ray of sunshine and i think he’d always look at you so fondly hehe !! everytime i see you post about him i can just see how much u love him and i just know that he loves you just as much !!!

@tetsument - why, mr kuroo tetsuro ofc. you guys are soulmates and my otp hehe this man loves you sooo so so so much, you’re all he talks about <3 he’s always there to squeeze you as soon as he gets home from work and he’s such a lil cuddle bug with uuuu !!!

@logicaltribbles - OIKAWA . it just makes sense . giggling bc for some reason i picture you guys playing fortnite and ur kicking ass (per usual) while he’s shooting at the sky but seriously you guys just fit together so well i will always picture you together <333 MWAH

@eussstasss - eustass kid !!! anytime i see this man on my screen i think of you hehe he’s so protective of you, it’s so endearing T^T and in my head yall are always coordinating fits now so ofc i gotta ship yall together 😋

@heart-of-trafalgar - LAW. and that’s final. “love changes you” 🥰 i know i give him the most shit but you guys are everything to me :((( i love your dynamic and i think yall just get each other — it makes sense ! forever n always !!!

@oooohno - okay i’m going with smoker rn BC BC BC !!! you guys would be so adorable together. you making this 6’10 man blush & kick his feet is everything to me (i caught him once and he told me he’d drop my bounty if i didn’t tell anyone … whoops 😔 …)

@gojipink - childe :3 tbh i need to pick your brain about you and him 10x more but i love your vibes together hehe he seems like he’s so sweet around you , giving u lots of affection :’) you’re his lil treasure !! and i feel like he’s supa protective over you <3 just wants to give u the world !!

@likelilacwine - SATORU . it has to be said . i always love seeing your selfship art and im like “this is canon., yup yup yup” the love you guys have makes my heart melt and i honestly ship you guys sm i had to go with him :’) (but u and this new man …… also a contender and i’m looking forward to watching bsd so i can cheer yall on)

@hwaitham - of course i ship you with ur haithie:3 you guys feel like that couple that’s been together for years n years and still look at each other with so much love everyone in the room can feel it . such a power couple that everyone looks up to ! and the way he looks at uuuu 🥹🫶 my faves my faves my FAVES !! ᰔ

@zorosprincess - kazie pls i ship you with sm people ur so lovable . but my mind always goes to suna for you teehee i think you guys have the best banter and such a fun & teasing dynamic but also can just chill with each other and vibe ! (law and zoro are about to throttle me for not picking them so im also throwing them in there to avoid injury & bc i love yall sm)

@reverie-starlight - tsumu. always gotta b tsumu :3 you’re such a fun person to chat with and i feel like he’d be sooo so drawn to u !! just thinkin about how big he smiles at you whenever you come to his games .. yeah <3 you and tsumu are such an adorable couple !!

@quinloki - ooooh it’s gotta be sabo <3 idk why but in my head i just see yall together hehe i feel like you guys have the same sort of free spirit vibe and would flow together so well !! a dynamic duo !! we love to see it <3 im def going to be stopping by soon to ask u more about him hehehe

@a-girl-cant-decide-on-a-name - taps chin. honestly there’s a few i’d wish to ship you with hehe but i think im going to say osamu !! i think you guys would gel so well together. both have laid back and easygoing attitudes and supa easy to talk to ^_^ but also i wanna toss bakugo in HEHEHE

@dark-mnjiro - HI LEE ! okay so i know ur all about adam these days so ofc i ship you with him teehee but also … why am i wanting to ship u with oikawa 🤭 i think you’d be so cute together !! if u don’t like him pls pretend i only said adam <3 /lh (also i need to pick ur brain for your selfship with adam more bc i need to know more !!)

@kentopedia - don’t hate me …. don’t block me … but sanji. LISTEN ! you and nanami are everything to me, you’re mrs nanami after all. but sanji needs his moment .. he’d spoil you to no end, shower you in so much affection, cook you all the yummiest food !!! he’s lana coded and he’s YOURS. runs !!!! (plus we can double date hello 😔🫶)

@kissingojo - obviously my first pick is gojo bc hello !!! ur literally kissing him rn hehehe <3 but ive seen you talking bout dabi on the dash lately 😏😏 so i kinda wanna ship you with him as well hehe i will be dashing to ur inbox soon to pick your brain about him >:3

@mochimooon - jean !!!!! hello !!! soulmates <3 this man absolutely worships the ground you walk on and he’s going to prove himself to you everyday, he loves you so much !!! i see ur name and think of jean , so it’s absolutely meant to be !!

@satorena - and if i say zoro ……. 🤭🤭 listen . i’ll never forget yall together . you guys are such a hot couple PLS the IT couple ! ofc i ship you with gojo as well but zoro says he’s not afraid to fight .. so uh 🍿🍿 let’s sit and enjoy the show, shall we ? 😌

@crisae - SAE SAE SAE ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ you guys are literally famous to me . international superstar couple . everytime i see art of you and him i have to wipe a tear bc it’s like my fave celeb couple were seen out & about being cute & in love . i’m ur biggest fan okay 😔🫶 forever shipping u with him !!

@bokutone - MARI !!! HELLO !!!! i ship you with bokuto ofc teehee i think you guys are lil balls of sunshine and i wanna tuck u both into my pocket for safekeeping hehehe ᰔ this man always gives u the biggest hug whenever he sees you, doesn’t matter if you’ve been apart for a few minutes or days !! he’s there with open arms !!

@tetsuskei - i ship you with all ur faves actually so !!! they’re all obsessed with you. but forever holding you kuroo and tsukki close to my heart !! MY BABIES !!!! the poly couple that stole the show <3 but also you and ace are so precious to me .. 🥹 and I WILL NOT FORGET U AND TENDOU EVER !!!!

@bby-deerling - ZOROOOO !!!! (but also … i’m looking at you and law) BUT you and zoro are SO CUUUTE !! whenever i read your posts about him i just :’) bc your love for each other is so palpable and you can see how much you care about each other !! waaah i love yall sm :3 !!

@txmxkis - you already know im gonna say kuroo >:3 !! how could i not !! you guys are so perfect !! idk why but when i think of you guys i always think of you guys on some lil adventure, exploring new places in the city but also in nature hehe & always laughing n giggling together yup yup !!! <3

@xianyoon - WRIOOO !!! oh you and wrio are just sooo so adorable . whenever i see him i think of you now hehe also thinking of you being a lil mermaid and wrio just absolutely falling head over heels for you… AS HE SHOULD !!! ik when i finally meet him in genshin im going to be sprinting to you and tellin u all about it !!! ᰔ

@zorosdimples - zoro :3 !! oh myyy how could i not !! <3 you two are a tale as old as time and just compliment each other so well !! he’s picking u up rn and bringing you in his lap for a lil snooze , literally refuses to nap without u !! but also can we talk about you and yuuji teehee you guys are so adorable and i can’t stop smilin when i see ur lil pfp !!

@suashii you and sunarinaaa <3 LMFAO (had to use that nickname im sorry) but you guys are soulmates actually it would be a crime for me not to ship you guys !! but don’t tell him that i’ve been shipping u and kaeya lately … i think you deserve ur knight in shining armor and kaeya is more than ready to deliver !! (suna is shopping for armor rn btw.. he might need a reassuring smooch)

:3 - okay. ik you didn’t like the post (i think) but i love u and the world needs to know i ship you with BOKUTOOOOO !!! you and ur tinky :’) oh how he adores you. i love you guys so much and i love whenever you come talk to me about him !! mwah

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Oh my gosh I love wooyoung I need all his photo shoot photos 🥰

hello my darling sweet, I apologise if some pictures are not from the photoshoot you wish and need. My purse is just fill with old photos I found from my gallery. I hope you love it so.

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Thank you so much for coming by my crazy page, my darling sweet. Mwah! See u soon okay? 😘💋

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Hi! Let's go back to Moriarty for now, I like to HC that Will has really sensitive palms 😭 Ladies holding his hand with those weird silk gloves is a nightmare for him but he's gotta keep that cool expression jnsjsjaksb

Mwah! Love you! 🥰❤️💕❤️💕❤️

*starts dancing after being eaten* RACHI! You are a gem of a human- I love this so MUCH! This was so fun to write ajjkaejkakjrekjr I've gotcha covered!

“Lord. Moriarty.” William looked up to find a group of women before him. It wasn’t an uncommon sight; he always seemed to draw their attention whenever he attended social events.

If he were being honest, he’d rather stay home; but as is the way of society.

“A pleasure to see you again, Lady Bridgerton.” He greeted politely, smiling charmingly as the girls giggled in their hands. He took her offered hand, bringing it to her lips for a polite peck to her knuckles. “I’m glad to see you in good health. Has the advice I’ve given you for your headaches helped at all?”

“Oh but of course, Lord. Moriarty! You are too kind!” She gushed, but her words seemed to fade from him the longer he held her hand. This was usually the time to let go, but she was still gripping his hand rather tight- and it would be rude to yank it away.

Even if it tickled.

William prayed his plastered smile didn’t show his discomfort as he nodded along, his other hand twitching to flex. His hands- he found out rather quickly- were awfully sensitive. The silk gloves he wore did nothing to aid his predicament. If anything- it made it far worse.

“And I was just telling my husband he needed to see the doctor. He’s been having the worst cough as of late. Do you have anything that could help with that?” Her question brought him back. A cough, a cough..

Focus, William!

“Ginger tea with a dash of honey. That should help with the tickle in his pal-throat.” He nearly slipped. The woman didn’t seem to notice, nodding and gossiping at the advice. Lady Bridgerton smiled up at him with such warmth, her hand squeezing his. It sent shivers of ticklishness up his back, but he held strong.

“Thank you very much, Lord Moriarty. I’ll be sure to request that with his breakfast starting tomorrow. Thank you again!” Eventually the ladies left, and William could breathe once more. Flexing his hands, he let them fall to his sides.

“Eeh!” Something ticklish wiggled into his palm, making him startle and pull his hand up. “Apologies-” He began, turning to-

“Interesting.” Sherlock Holmes smiled at him, eyes dancing with new discovery. “Ticklish, Liam? I never would have guessed.”

He watched the detective go, feeling his ears burn.

Damn that Mr. Holmes!

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hiii! Hope ur okay. I’m so happy to see you’re back being more active!

can I request a Freddy Carter and his sister reader pls? thank u! x

Hi!!! Thank you lovely! I’m starting to feel a bit better 🥰

Here ya are!

Comedic Carters: Freddy Carter x Sister!Reader

Description: SMAU, Freddy and his sister engage in more playful banter via Instagram.

Warnings: jokes and playful ‘insults’

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yourusername: partners in crime 😘

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freddycarter1: 😑 we talked about you leaving the house with no trousers on

yourusername: har har you’re soo funny 🙄

carolinemford: gorgeous girls ❤️

yourusername: thanks Car 🥰

yourbffname: damn right 😎

freddycarter1: Why are you doing a photoshoot in a parking garage?

yourusername: Why are you still here? Get off my post 😑

freddycarter1: I will when you edit the photo to show you with trousers on, smh. You’d think at your age you’d know you have to be fully dressed when going out

yourusername: You’re older than me Freddy 🤨 besides, I have shorts on thank you very much; now leave ✌️

freddycarter1: shorts typically go past your bum y/n y/m Carter 🫣

carolinemford: Freddy, leave your sister alone, she doesn’t need your bantering on her Instagram

freddycarter1: @/carolinemford darling, I love you but I don’t need her post on my Instagram 💁🏻‍♂️

carolinemford: Freddy

freddycarter1: fine… it’s a decent photo of you and y/f/n. 🙄

yourusername: I know 👸🏻

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freddycarter1: pov: your face when you find out they’ve canceled season 3 of Shadow and Bone…

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yourusername: we riot tonight!

amitasuman_: 💔

yourusername: That face though 😬

freddycarter1: pretty smashing bloke huh?

yourusername: Let’s just say that I’m very glad @/carolinemford was drunk enough to say yes when she did 😝

carolinemford: lmao y/n, be nice

lbardugo: 🖤

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yourusername: 🦋

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yourbffname: mwah, you’re so beautiful

freddycarter1: It was so tempting to shove you in

yourusername: @/carolinemford wouldn’t let you 😌

freddycarter1: 🙄

carolinemford: 💙 I have the prettiest sister in law

yourbfname: wow darling! 😍 you’re so gorgeous you made me forget my pickup line

freddycarter1: @/yourbfname who are you & why are you flirting with my sister? 🧐

yourusername: @/freddycarter1 Freddy!

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freddycarter1: Happy Birthday my darling ❤️

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yourusername: and here we have the stunning birthday girl, looking gorgeous as always 😍 meanwhile my brother is looking in the wrong direction 🤦‍♀️

freddycarter1: Neither of us were looking at the camera 🙄

yourusername: Yes but, I get why Car’s looking at something else, however you had your radiant wife right there and yet you’re looking elsewhere smh. 👎

carolinemford: lol I love you @/yourusername ❤️

amitasuman_: I love this photo!

kittheyounger: Happy birthday Caroline!

carolinemford: Thank you my dear ❤️

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yourusername: How did I manage to land a modeling gig with @/vogueuk?! 🤩

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amitasuman_: wowww ❤️

freddycarter1: killing it sis, but the real question is did you manage to not trip in those heels? 😏

yourusername:… I may have … I may not have.. I don’t think it’s any of your business

carolinemford: @/yourusername ignore him sweetie, we can make him try to wear a pair and see how hard it can be 😉

yourbffname: @/carolinemford I’m here for this!

vogueuk: we’re excited to have you on the team!

yourbfname: Good thing I just bought life insurance cause you made my heart stop 😘

freddycarter1: keep it in your pants mate

carolinemford: @/freddycarter1 Leave him be 🤦‍♀️

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freddycarter1: Little preview of my upcoming project: Recursive Dreams.

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yourusername: I suppose I’m very excited for this.. but I do still miss Kazzzz 😟

freddycarter1: So do I ☹️

carolinemford: ❤️

freddycarternews: This looks great!

yourusername: Why do you keep getting cast in these types of roles?

freddycarter1: Because I’m talented, obviously

yourusername: hmm no, that can’t be it 😝

kittheyounger: can’t wait for more information mate!

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yourusername: Can’t tell if my friends love it or hate it when I get a new camera & have to photograph everything to try it out

📸: @/yourbfname

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freddycarter1: you got a new camera without consulting me?

carolinemford: @/freddycarter1 she’s a big girl Freddy lol 🤣

freddycarter1: @/carolinemford it’s just rude is all I’m saying

yourbffname: It’s a mix, but as long as I look good in the test photos it’s fine 😉

yourusername: shut up, you always look good 😘

tommyae: I miss you, come visit soon? ❤️

yourusername: miss you too! unlike someone else’s behavior in my comment sections, this is the correct brotherly response 😊

freddycarter1: The difference is I see you all the time @/yourusername

yourusername: @/freddycarter1 Lucky you 😌

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freddycarter1: I’m a pretty princess 👑 #butmysisterisprettier

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carolinemford: the prettiest princess there ever was 😘

yourusername: hmm, not bad.., but you need to learn to accessorize more; really make that crown pop ✨

freddycarter1: omfg how did you get into my account?! Yn! @/yourusername

yourusername: I have no idea what you’re talking about Freddy.

yourusername: It’s rude to accuse someone without cause you know 😢

yourbfname: The Carter family truly is full of pretty princesses 🤣

yourusername: we are huh? Thank you babe 😘

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4, 7, 13, 14, 34, 38, 40, 43, 44, 45 and 55 for the blands ask game 👁️👁️.

4 If you could meet your favorite character, what would you tell them?

aside from thanking him for being the biggest and best badass in the entire universe and being the greatest inspiration to all loader-kind? give him one of these bad boys.

this got long so the rest is under a cut vvv

7 Least favorite character?

well. nekrotefayo is a cool planet except for all the parts we have to put up with typhon. but he's dead already so uhhh. no need to beat a dead horse.

13 Weapon of choice?

CONFERENCE CALL!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAH MWAH MWAH!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 for when you want to turn a whole bandit camp into a fine red mist with just a few shells. very efficient murder. even if he got pretty nerfed in bl3... still love him.

honorable mention to cryo/rad redistributor for being incredibly fun with the right zane build. nuclear winter in a single gun.

14 A gun or skill you can never seem to get along with?

just. all of krieg. sorry big guy just don't like ANY of his skill trees or his action skill. which is ironic considering my love of bloody violent rip-and-tearing.

34 Favorite location?

whether running around elpis looking up at it, or around on it, helios is the best place in the universe. 🌌

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38 A character you wish you could play as?

WELL since fl4k got a loader pet that's probably the closest we'll ever get to playable loaders so... hm. hoping ava is the player siren in bl4. both to piss off the haters and because she deserves to be a main character 👍

40 Favorite wild animal species?

ava's little buddy hermes is very cute, whatever he is. also those split-in-half lizard-horsey things on gehenna. wanna pet em.

43 Something you wish you could change in the franchise?

if it was good. 😔

UHH real answer is bring back hyperion pistols. and add hyperion assault rifle offering. something like the DMR from halo or soma prime from warframe would be awesome and suit hyp's elegance + precision aesthetic.

44 A character you wish had died but didn’t?

well those nasty bandits roland and lilith are already dead so that's mission accomplished already baby 💪

45 A character you wish had lived but died?

this probably doesn't even need to be said but ANGEL MY PERFECT ACUTE ANGLE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭

or kat so he could get a redemption arc where he gets bullied by rhys and everyone at atlas until he learns to be slightly normal.

55 Favorite song in the OST?

ough. can't choose. blands has such incredible soundtracks.

bl1 - fyrestone. the og. thank u for giving blands its leitmotif that will be stuck in this units cpu forever 🙏 also overall love bl1's ost for being so much more... atmospheric and moody than later games. very cool.

bl:tps - claptrap's defragmentation immediately comes to mind (also where it plays is such a cool place) but jack's office is also a very nice ambient track.

bl2 - exploitation preserve ambience. ice is a classic. + the bunker is not what it seems!!! very good. oh also hyperion, obviously.

bl3 - main menu day makes the 'tism brainwurms very happy. also neon arterial upper. also atlas hq. and all of jackpot's soundtrack tbh. bl3 has the best overall ost.

tftb - the galatarium. just. incredible. the tension building in the music as rhys becomes more stressed about making a super hard decision while in great danger is just peak cinnamon topography 👌

[lokissweater]

WIFEY NICKII (r we married now bc if not i shall propose to u w a massive rock on a ring 🥰🥰) I HOPE U HAD A WONDERFUL HALLOWEEENNN 🥹💞 I was gonna slide into ur inbox earlier in the day, but I was dressed up w my friends and went out to eat !! I went as a lil demure angel 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ im rly happy that my prof decided to move the physics exam but he assigned a quiz next week so im gonna have to suffer regardless… hope gojo pookie will bless me w his knowledge and i get a smooch from nickibear if i do well 😻😻😻 im also very glad I got to feed ur lil cooking pot on jealous blue eyes bc u have to see the vision !! ANYWAYS did u dress up bc i wanna know what u dressed up as hehe 🫶🫶🫶 (i can imagine ur gumi man being a vampire as an excuse to leave love bites all over u so ppl know u have him 🤞🙂‍↕️💞 u have a cute and possessive man i fear) cyu again soon my love!! 😘😘😘

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HIII MY BABYYY OH MY GOD YES ABSOLUTELY i’ve been sitting here with my dress on literally waiting for you to pick me up?? 🤨 when are you coming?? 🤨

OH MY GOODNESS HOW CUUUUTEEE I LOVE THAT COSTUME FOR YEWWWW it makes perfect sense 😻😻 BUT I HOPE YOU HAD THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! AND I HAD A GOOD HALLOWEEENNN !! i was max from the goofy movie and my best friend was roxanne 😝 went around door to door trick or treating at our grown ages BC WHO THE FAWK CARESSSS !!! did i get offended when they would give the child in front of me like five gigantic pieces of candy and then when i got to the front they gave me one tiny lemon drop??? WHY YES TF I DID !!! ��

YOU ARE ACTUALLY FEEEDDING ME RNNN that gumi is my man irl bc he literally is did you guys know??? 😻😻 this is very much mlb!megumi coded bc that man doesn’t give af and will be a huge fan of leaving little hickeys all over you like that for halloween, and he’d make it EXCESSIVE TOO !!!!

but bc u are sUCH A BADDIE stinky men will look anyways and gumi will just pull you in again and slobber all over the side of your neck while you try to push him away bc #soembarrassing :( !!!

i love possessive men SORRY ABOUT IT IM GUILTY !!!!

THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AGAIN MY BABY BLUE BOWSSSS I ACTUALLY ADORE YOU SO MUCHHHH !!! HAVE A GOOD REST OF YOUR DAAAYYY !! MWAH MWAH <3333 🥹🥹

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i love you yapping with us about rafe drew or just whatever 'cause your're literally such a comfort person here shania we love u so much

baby, you’re so precious and sweet, thank you so much 🥺 i truly appreciate all of you and i’m so happy that you find me to be a comfort person cause that’s all i want my blog and i to be, i want everyone to feel safe and welcome here & to talk about literally anything bc we don’t judge here <3

i feel like I’ve been neglecting y’all lately which I’m so sorry 😔

i love yapping with you guys so so soooo much, i love hearing what you guys have to say whether it’s Rafe/Drew related, literally anything, makes me feel like we’re all in one big group chat 🥰

I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH MWAH !!!