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rubenesque-as-fuck · 13 days ago

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Dreaming of having a place where I can grill/bbq outside someday because I am so, so tired of going to gatherings with grills controlled by dudes who don't know how to fucking season anything 😭

#daydreaming about backyard grilling in my own backyard #where nobody can give me shit for wanting things to have flavor and taste good #last weekend went to a Halloween shindig and they grilled kabobs #but it was just bland-ass chunks of meat and onion and peppers #I don't think they even added salt #much less any actual spices or god forbid a marinade #and then it was undercooked too #just like charred on one side mostly raw onion and tough bland beef cubes #a while back had another friend try to grill beef ribs (my fav) for the first time #but he went way overboard and bought weird crazy Flintstones ribs and didn't cook them correctly #and also put so much weird vinegar mustard rub on the outside that it had to be scraaaaaped away in hunks #but rather than admit that he should maybe try something a little less intense he's just decided he's never making beef ribs again #like a baby grill man #life of faye

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