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horrorknife · 7 months ago

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adam is the only person who will match hoffman’s freak on ipa. he’s accustomed to drinking awful piss-tier booze and so he genuinely enjoys ipa. hoffman introduces him to it shortly after they meet thinking he’ll go EEEEWWW and he ends up actually being like whoa this is good actually? it has a really interesting flavor :-) and hoffman is sitting there like Oh My God I Can’t Not Keep You Forever

#hoffheight is not romantic its not platonic its a secret third hoffheight thing.#seriously theyre a qpr but neither of them know the word for that.#theyre just kind of ‘each others person’ to me. highly protective and territorial with each other #its about the loyalty and devotion and inherent violence of such things #they dont have a Healthy or Balanced relationship but they care for each other and are both broken enough for it to make them commit #atrocities #lays down. explodes. blows up #sorry . im stoned rn and im thinking about them so hard rn #kris and i just talked abt saw characters and relationships for like 3 hour s #msotly hoffstrahm but a lil hoffheight was in there too and im just like frothing #we also talked abt angelina a lot too. because kris actually has THOUGHTS AND A CHARACTER FOR HERRRRRR #shes so wonderful i love angelina andnher wasted potential #kris’ angelina is so so so wonderful…#jonah.txt

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