#ms caviar

[statildalh01]

Ms. Caviar from Medabots (Medarot)

[cloveroctobers]

NOTHING SWEETER — BODE LEONE: [Spring Prompts]

A/N: This will probably flop since it’s basically a ghost town in this tag but here I am! Plus it was also requested for me to write for Bode (again) lol which I don’t have a problem with, we love that guy over here. They’re wrong for going on break after giving us what they gave us! I also just want to say that I really miss Max’s curls but here it goes!!

PROMPT IS FROM HERE + I’m using: 18.  “Damn, I hate pollen.” + 8.  “IT’S A DEER!” “Yeah, and?” “I CAN SEE IT!”

<- read my previous anthology prompt here.

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Eve was lucky you loved her.

Being up this early on your first day back in Edgewater to give her a ride to Three Rock (her car was in the shop) was a lot to ask! Not really! but what kind of friend would you be if you didn’t complain a good portion about it on the ride up to camp?

“If I get you an iced coffee, would you love me again?” Eve pinched the space in between her brows, elbow resting against the car door.

You hummed while using one hand to tap on your chin, “Add in a Mozzarella, Pesto, and tomato bagel then we’ll talk.”

Eve twisted her lips upwards, “…that’s a thing? Whatever happened to a simple cream cheese with eggs and avocado?”

“You’re lucky I’m not asking for a soft boiled egg stuffed with caviar.” You respond as you reduce your speed once you cross the bridge, spying the familiar deli spot up ahead.

Eve scoffed as she side eyed you, “oh yeah, Switzerland done made you bougie.”

Which earned a laugh from you as you pulled the Toyota 4Runner into the small parking lot. If you weren’t a bundle of nerves you would have got out of the car with Eve to see what changed about the deli you spent many afternoons in with your old friends. However you let your mind wander a bit as you stared out into edgewater’s view.

You were home…except your childhood home was just a memory now that your divorced parents no longer resided in Edgewater. So you crashed at Eve’s although you were completely fine staying in a hotel since Jake talked you out of an air bnb after watching some movie called, “Barbarian,” and you were tired of hearing the statistics and other real life horror stories he pulled out of his ass. Eve was your number one best friend and she was more than willing to open up her place for a friend like you.

As you took up a interest in archery and later turned into a professional Archer, you were inspired to see what the world had in store so the sooner you got out of Edgewater, the better it was for you. Some just didn’t get it (your parents mainly, with your mother being an orthopedic surgeon and your father a fire chief before his MS took over) and expected you to start your own roots here. It was kind of a thing here in this small town, that you were to begin again and build your own legacy. However you were in the tiny group of odd’s that wanted more than the expectations hanging over your head.

Which is why you were proud to say that you’ve been participating in the Olympics every few years because of your passion for archery. Of course you had people down your neck all throughout your career but you still stood as tall as you could.

Now you were back home in the place that was full of doubts but the tightness in your chest wasn’t as noticeable the closer you got to camp.

“Thanks for dropping me off, I appreciate it.” Eve starts as she spots a few inmates hanging around on the yard already, “If you stick around for a minute I’ll even do you a solid and send Bode your way. Since I know it’ll be difficult otherwise.”

Taking a deep inhale you say, “I still can’t believe he’s here.”

“Yeah well…if he stays on the right track this time he’ll be out even sooner.” Eve tells, “He’s still a big pain in all of our asses but I think it would do him some good to see you…you did come all this way.”

It’s been years since you last saw each other but you came back for Riley’s funeral and you reached out to Bode when he moved away to a few towns over and changed his last name. You tried to be there even being ocean’s apart but when Bode felt low, it always felt like he wanted to take the world on his shoulder’s and find a way to make it spin again. Yet that landed him in prison and Eve had no problem filling you in on everything in between.

Would he even want to see you? It’s not like your relationship turned sour or anything…it’s just been awhile being in contact with each other. You weren’t nearly this anxious seeing Eve and doubted you would be when you had lunch with Jake and Cara—which was still weird to you—But being near Bode was different from everybody else and you knew that.

“I did…didn’t I?” You loll your head to face Eve, who studies it for a moment before dipping her head.

She tapped her hand against the outside of the door, whispering into the spring air, “it’ll be fine. He’s in a much better headspace and you’re still family no matter where you disappear off to, you got that?”

A watery smile goes Eve’s way before she leaves you to collect yourself. You’re pulling your mirror down from the sun visor, patting underneath your eyes and beginning to second guess yourself. You were here for two weeks and there was no way that you planned on not seeing Bode. You ran into his parents just last night at the bar, craving some wings before heading to Eve’s, just to be received with warm arms and classic banter from the Leone’s.

They were the parents you could talk to more than your own. If you weren’t crashing at Eve’s then you would definitely be at the Leone’s but then Bode and Cara happened so that’s when some of the distance was created. They didn’t last, like most teenage relationships but out of respect you felt like it was the right thing to do.

It felt right being back, even if it was only temporary.

Maybe that’s just how you had to view Bode’s situation. He wasn’t a temporary kind of friend although you couldn’t socialize as much but you tried to be hopeful. Even climbed out of the car pacing back and forth, not paying much attention to anyone around until you spotted the green dust decorating the navy car.

Scowling in disgust, you swiped the arm of your jacket around the hood of your car before cringing at the greenery you wiped on your sweatpants afterwards.

“Damn, I hate pollen.” A voice comes from behind, which makes you slowly stand up straight and glance over your shoulder.

There he was.

Bode Leone, standing in the flesh, hands deep in his jacket pockets, and a small smile on his lips.

You fully turn to face him and tilt your head to the side, “Didn’t I tell you once before that Orange isn’t your color?”

Bode lifts his shoulders with humor in his blue-green eyes as he motions towards the spot on you, “yeah, well maybe green isn’t yours either.”

You scoff as you motion to your outfit, “what? You don’t think I’m pulling it off?”

The blond chuckles as he takes a step towards you, “As long as you don’t start itching then sure, whatever you say.”

“Oh,” you scratch at the back of your hand and shoot a glare at the man who’s got crinkles by his eyes now, “why did you have to go and say that Bode! Now I’m doing it!”

“Sorry! It’s just that I sorta remembered that you were sensitive to almost everything including air.” He says to you, teasing somewhat, now standing face to face with you.

Rolling your eyes you couldn’t help but to smile at that. You didn’t know what it was growing up in high school, you were highly allergic to almost everything which landed you in the nurses office a lot but it seemed to relax as you reached your twenties and moved away. You always joked that maybe it was Edgewater that was making you sick. Yet the longer you stood in this town and interacted with not only Eve but Bode, you knew that wasn’t completely true.

“It’s good to see you, Bo.” You lightly shove his shoulder back while he nods in agreement, “can I give you a hug?”

Bode blinks the furrow of his brows away as if you were being ridiculous, “of course you can.”

And you’re cradling the back of his head while his fingers are at your spine, swaying from side to side in a firm but gentle squeeze. Then he’s burying his nose into your shoulder and the feel of the embrace tells you that this was meant to be.

When your eyes open, you realize that you could live just fine in Bode’s arms. You remember your final kiss goodbye in Drayscott, one month before you left the country and one month before Bode attempted to pull off a robbery—it was the sweetest thing—the kiss obviously! because it should have been happened. It didn’t come out of nowhere, it was full of intention, full of wonder and love but you were aware that it wasn’t the right time to be something more.

Maybe some day it could be.

Little did you know, Bode kept that memory not far away. He was kicking himself for the what if’s but when he manages to pull himself out of the blue, he thinks about the best possibility being you.

The both of you could be good together, could see the world together and he wasn’t sure how it all looked but he was willing to imagine.

A gasp makes Bode pull away, alarmed.

“IT’S A DEER!” You point, over Bode’s shoulder.

He glances over his shoulder to in fact see the said brown animal, peering at the two of you, “Yeah, and?”

“I CAN SEE IT!” You attempt to lower your voice but the excitement got the best of you as you almost bounce on your toes.

Bode’s still lightly has a hand resting on your waist now, as they watch the beautiful creature sniff at the grass and carried on deeper and away into the woods.

“Are you telling me they don’t have deer out in Switzerland?” There’s amusement in Bode’s voice as he peeks back at you.

“I’ve been in the city mainly but it’s been awhile since I’ve really been one with nature, you know? Which reminds me, I’ll have to make time to go off roading with this baby one of these days. Or hiking.” You jam a thumb back at the car.

Bode nods, “you’ll be careful won’t you? Don’t get so easily impressed with animals, not all of them will have the best intentions.”

You were an animal lover back in the day, so much to the point you wouldn’t dissect a frog sophomore year, which landed you in the principal’s office.

“What?” You blow a raspberry, “I’m like freaking Princess Aurora. Animals love me.”

Bode squints his eyes, “…didn’t you get bit by a goat when we were like what? Fourteen?”

“You’re really killing my vibe man and I don’t like that.” You yank on the end of Bode’s hair who laughs again.

He raises his hands in surrender and grips your wrist from his head, “alright, alright. My bad but if it makes you feel better, I still have that scar after that horse kicked the shit out of me when we had too many drinks partying at Tamsin Kadoka’s farm.”

“Really?”

Bode nods, “yeah, right on my lower back and it’s shaped like Utah.”

You meet each other’s gaze before bursting out laughing in unison at yet another memory. He’s gripping your shoulder again while he’s got your attention, “just promise me when you’re out there in those woods that you’re careful. I’d hate it if something happened to you.”

“Well the feeling is mutual, Bo.” You state, “you just had to go on and choose firefighting huh?”

Bode shrugs, “Must be in the Leone blood.”

“Yeah, must be.” You murmur, staring at him like there’s stars getting ready to rise in your eyes and Bode can’t help but to lean forward to place a lingering kiss on your forehead.

His facial hair pricks you but you don’t mind.

“Leone!” A guard calls out, which means your time is up for now.

You hold his hand, interlocking your fingers, which he squeezes with a smile to match, eyes wandering all over your features, almost as if to tell himself that you are in fact really here.

“Until next time?” He questions.

You smile, “See you soon, Bode.”

And he grins at you, those crinkles by his eyes returning before he slips his hand from yours.

This was brief but sweet and you’re mentally kicking yourself for thinking that this could go wrong.

You’re watching Bode walk away from you and he can’t help but to jog backwards to get another look at you. Almost as if you would disappear again and you would never see him again. When he turns back around, heading to the guard on shift who announces the inmates need to get ready for line ups inside at the bunks, he meets up with Cole on his way.

“Who was that?” Cole nudges his chin in your direction.

You’re seated in the driver’s seat, window down, leaning on your arm as you watch the men in Orange make their way back inside.

Catching Bode’s eye, you wave before rolling your window almost all the way up and pull away from the camp site.

“Someone i would like to give the world and more to once im out of here.”

Cole is smirking but appreciates the honesty as he claps Bode on his shoulder, already knowing what that look is for. “Then let’s make it happen, Leone! Nothing sweeter than having something on the outside to fight for, you know?”

“I agree.” Bode pulls his gaze from your retreating car, finding himself standing up straighter as they awaited for Eve to start their day.

When Eve’s brown eyes set on Bode’s, he just barely tips in his head in thanks, which the woman echo’s as she carries on along the line.

Bode already can’t wait for the next day he can get reconnected with you in person again so, he bites his smile away.

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Continue with my spring anthology prompts here.

[illuminopseudonymous]

Every single Brawl Stars character as songs

So, I was unhappy with my prior posts on this topic, both because of the song choices I made and because I didn't properly credit the musicians behind them. Ergo, I'm going to compile all of the brawlers into a single list below the cut, and then update and reblog this post each time a new brawler is released.

Feedback regarding song choices is encouraged if you think you have a better fit for a character.

8-Bit: "Pac-Man Fever" by Buckner & Garcia

Amber: "Burnin' Up" by A Flock of Seagulls

Angelo: "There! Right There!" from Legally Blonde: The Musical (written by Nell Benjamin and Laurence O'Keefe)

Ash: "Trash Day" by "Weird" Al Yankovic

Barley: "Bottle Action" by Ms. B'Havin

Bea: "Lord of the Hornets" by Robert Calvert

Belle: "Disciple of Lightning" by DJ the S

Berry: "Skipper Dan" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Bibi: "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" by Albert von Tilzer and Jack Norworth

Bo: "The Wild West is Where I Want to Be" by Tom Lehrer

Bonnie: "Human Cannonball" by Webb Wilder

Brock: "Rocket Jump Waltz" from Team Fortress 2 (by Valve Studio Orchestra)

Bull: "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen

Buster: "Rock-And-Roll Nerd" by Tim Minchin

Buzz: "Run This Town" by JAY-Z featuring Rhianna and Kanye West

Byron: "A Little Heart-To-Heart" from Team Fortress 2 (by Valve Studio Orchestra)

Carl: "Diggy Diggy Hole" by The Yogscast

Charlie: "Spider-Man (1967) Theme" by Paul Francis Webster and Bob Harris

Chester: "I Remember Larry" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Chuck: "Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" by Johann Sebastian Bach

Clancy: "Crab Rave" by Noisestorm

Colette: "Every Breath You Take" by The Police

Colt: "Shoot to Thrill" by AC/DC

Cordelius: "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane

Crow: "Young Dumb and Ugly" by ""Weird Al" Yankovic

Darryl: "He's a Pirate" from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (Composed by Klaus Badelt)

Doug: "Surf Wax America" by Weezer

Draco: "Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce

Dynamike: "T.N.T." by AC/DC

Edgar: "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana

El Primo: "Mexican Wrestler" by Jill Sobule

Emz: "Respectless" from Hazbin Hotel (Composed by Sam Haft, Andrew Underberg, Andrew Alderete, Gooseworx, and Parry Gripp)

Eve: "Mean Green Mother from Outer Space" from Little Shop of Horrors (Composed by Alan Menken)

Fang: "Kung-Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas

Frank: "Fireflies" by Owl City

Gale: "Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)" by Garth Brooks

Gene: "Arabian Nights" from Aladdin (Performed by Robin Williams)

Gray: "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod

Griff: "Big Boss Man" by Jimmy Reed

Grom: "Main Theme" from Bomberman (Composed by Jun Chikuma)

Gus: "Turn the Lights Off" by Tally Hall

Hank: "Send the Marines" by Tom Lehrer

Jacky: "Poundcake" by Van Halen

Janet: "Death from Above" by Turbonegro

Jessie: "More Gun" from Team Fortress 2 (by Valve Studio Orchestra)

Juju: "Friends on the Other Side" from The Princess and the Frog (performed by Keith David)

Kenji: "Title Theme" from Fruit Ninja (Luke Muscat)

Kit: "Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!"/ "Nyan Cat Theme" by daniwell featuring Hatsune Miku

Larry & Lawrie: "Back to Back" by Pretty Maids

Leon: "Right Behind You" from Team Fortress 2 (by Valve Studio Orchestra)

Lily: "Return of the Giant Hogweed" by Genesis

Lola: "Big Shot" by Billy Joel

Lou: "Sky-High Sundae" from Mario Kart Tour (composer unknown)

Maisie: "What's Up Danger" from Into the Spider-Verse (by Blackway & Black Caviar)

Mandy: "Cookie Land" from Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (Composed by Shinobu Tanaka and Kenta Nagata)

Max: "Caffeine" by Psychostick

Meg: "Peach-ball Launches! Robobot Armor" from Kirby: Planet Robobot (Composed by Hirozaku Ando and Jun Ishikawa)

Melodie: "Miku" by Anamanguchi featuring Hatsune Miku

Mico: "Beverly Hills" by Weezer

Moe: "Cripple's Shield Wall" by The Knight in Leslie Fish

Mortis: "Hate the Day" by Behind the Scenes

Mr. P: "Hotel California" by The Eagles

Nani: "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce

Nita: "Wild Child" by The Doors

Otis: "Graffiti Crimes" by Mi-Sex

Pam: "You Will Be Okay" from Helluva Boss (Composed by Sam Haft and Andrew Underburg, performed by Bryce Pinkham)

Pearl: "Pass the Biscuits, Mirandy" by Spike Jones

Penny: "You Are a Pirate" from LazyTown (by Stefan Karl Steffanson and composed by Máni Svavarsson)

Piper: "A Spoonful of Sugar" from Mary Poppins (Composed by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman)

Poco: "Spooky Scary Skeletons" by Andrew Gold

R-T: "Eye in the Sky" by The Alan Parsons Project

Rico: "Pinball Wizard" by The Who

Rosa: "Garden Song" by David Mallett

Ruffs: "Send the Marines" by Tom Lehrer

Sam: "Super Macho Man" from Punch-Out!! Wii (Composed by Mike Peacock, Darren Radtke, and Chad York)

Sandy: "Enter Sandman" by Metallica

Shade: to be released

Shelly: "Faster Than a Speeding Bullet" from Team Fortress 2 (By Valve Studio Orchestra)

Spike: "Super Mario Bros. Desert Theme" from Super Mario Maker 2 (Composed by Koji Kondo)

Sprout: "Trees" by Tom Lehrer

Squeak: "Slime Creatures from Outer Space" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Stu: "Drive Fast (The Stuntman)" by Bruce Springsteen

Surge: "Rules of Nature" from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (Composed by Jamie Christopherson)

Tara: "Hot Rails to Hell" by Blue Oyster Cult

Tick: "Drop Da Bomb" by Doctor Steel

Willow: "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishmen" by H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society

[paldean-sandwich-rater]

A sandwich.

It contains ice cream, whipped cream, sponge cake, meat balls, broccoli, pineapple, strawberries, tomatoes, lettuce, rice, noodles, mac and cheese, bacon, beef jerky, dried fish, seaweed, one of every Pokemon berry, jam, olive oil, lotus, dragon fruit, ravioli, ramen, tempura, teriyaki chicken, macaroons, escargots, mint, pepper, salt, sugar, croquettes, pickles, apples, avocados, sausages, bell peppers, grapes, pizza, a donut, cheese, more cheese, even more cheese, mushrooms, mustard, olives, a fried egg, a scrambled egg, blueberries, a poached egg, chawanmushi, a red bean bun, mochi, bbq sauce, chicken nuggets, french fries, takoyaki, pancakes, mackerel, salmon, coffee beans, spinach, a tiny bit of corn cream soup, ramensanga, fettucine alfredo, a plain bagel, pretzels, chocolate chip cookies, sweet potato, yam, potato, scallions, scallops, squid, crab stick, fish balls, fish cakes, oyster sauce, silken tofu, barley, cereal, paprika, oysters, red snapper, sea bass, plums, bean sprouts, garlic, string cheese, camembert, swiss cheese, mozzarella, parmesan cheese, yogurt, brinjal, a macdonald’s happy meal (without the toy and the packaging of course), truffles, caviar, tapioca balls, fried chicken, century eggs, cake sprinkles, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate, milk tea (just a tinge), coffee (also a tinge), pudding, pumpkin, honey, mutton, mashed potatoes, bananas, icelandic fermented shark that they bury in the ground for months, raisins, dried mangoes, a drop of water, jelly, nata de coco, prunes, roasted pork, rosemary, bee pollen, peas, deer meat, rabbit meat, fish maw, ham, turkey, m&ms, chub, fufu, watermelon, winter melon, rock melon, coffee jelly, cacao, carrots, blueberries, black tea, dumplings, carrot cake, beetroot, purple cabbage, corn, celery, edamame, red beans, black beans, green beans, kidney beans, cashews, peanuts, pecans, sunflower seeds, walnuts, chickpeas, almonds, daikon, MSG, tamales, anchovies, tabbouleh, lions mane mushroom, chicken of the woods, kelp, octopus, durian, kimchi, crème fraîche, popcorn, cotton candy, everything bagel seasoning, capers, pears, marinara sauce, bittercress, butter cream, every single iteration of galarian curry, sushi, sashimi, kale and a very very specific ramen bowl (without the actual bowl) from a very particular shop located in Iwatodai.

And the top and bottom buns are somehow made from 50 different kinds of bread in a checker box pattern.

It comes with a picture.

Ingredients: I am not typing all of that out again. What the fuck.

Smell: You’ve taken an entire food court’s worth of food and made it into a sandwich. This isn’t even possible. Why am I considering this. 3/5

Taste: How do you eat this. 2/5

Texture: You get like 5 different foods every bite. This is not balanced. There is no harmony. This sandwich is the embodiment of disorder and chaos. 1/5

Presentation: The fact that this even looks sandwich adjacent is a fucking miracle. You don’t get full points though. Because I don’t like you. 3/5

Would Chunk Eat It?: He would eat maybe 1/50th of it. So no. 1/5

Final Score: 2/5

Critic’s Notes: Why would you waste this much food. Just host a party. Donate it. Something fucking anything I am begging at this point.

[chaos-cousins]

Pelipper mail!

A sandwich.

It contains ice cream, whipped cream, sponge cake, meat balls, broccoli, pineapple, strawberries, tomatoes, lettuce, rice, noodles, mac and cheese, bacon, beef jerky, dried fish, seaweed, one of every Pokemon berry, jam, olive oil, lotus, dragon fruit, ravioli, ramen, tempura, teriyaki chicken, macaroons, escargots, mint, pepper, salt, sugar, croquettes, pickles, apples, avocados, sausages, bell peppers, grapes, pizza, a donut, cheese, more cheese, even more cheese, mushrooms, mustard, olives, a fried egg, a scrambled egg, blueberries, a poached egg, chawanmushi, a red bean bun, mochi, bbq sauce, chicken nuggets, french fries, takoyaki, pancakes, mackerel, salmon, coffee beans, spinach, a tiny bit of corn cream soup, ramensanga, fettucine alfredo, a plain bagel, pretzels, chocolate chip cookies, sweet potato, yam, potato, scallions, scallops, squid, crab stick, fish balls, fish cakes, oyster sauce, silken tofu, barley, cereal, paprika, oysters, red snapper, sea bass, plums, bean sprouts, garlic, string cheese, camembert, swiss cheese, mozzarella, parmesan cheese, yogurt, brinjal, a macdonald’s happy meal (without the toy and the packaging of course), truffles, caviar, tapioca balls, fried chicken, century eggs, cake sprinkles, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate, milk tea (just a tinge), coffee (also a tinge), pudding, pumpkin, honey, mutton, mashed potatoes, bananas, icelandic fermented shark that they bury in the ground for months, raisins, dried mangoes, a drop of water, jelly, nata de coco, prunes, roasted pork, rosemary, bee pollen, peas, deer meat, rabbit meat, fish maw, ham, turkey, m&ms, chub, fufu, watermelon, winter melon, rock melon, coffee jelly, cacao, carrots, blueberries, black tea, dumplings, carrot cake, beetroot, purple cabbage, corn, celery, edamame, red beans, black beans, green beans, kidney beans, cashews, peanuts, pecans, sunflower seeds, walnuts, chickpeas, almonds, daikon, MSG, tamales, anchovies, tabbouleh, lions mane mushroom, chicken of the woods, kelp, octopus, durian, kimchi, crème fraîche, popcorn, cotton candy, everything bagel seasoning, capers, pears, marinara sauce, bittercress, butter cream, every single iteration of galarian curry, sushi, sashimi, kale and a very very specific ramen bowl (without the actual bowl) from a very particular shop located in Iwatodai.

And the top and bottom buns are somehow made from 50 different kinds of bread in a checker box pattern.

What the actual fuck.

It has whipped cream on it. Disgusting.

THAT'S WHY ITS DISGUSTING????

No it's just the first thing I saw that grossed me out and you know I hate whipped cream

[calosplaylists]

songs for delsin rowe

aka: songs that i think he would listen to, and songs i think suit him

1. what’s up danger - blackway, black caviar // 2. m.a.a.d city - kendrick lamar, mc eiht // 3. cupid’s chokehold - gym class heroes // 4. handlebars - flobots // 5. my own worst enemy - lit // 6. harlem - new politics // 7. killing in the name - rage against the machine // 8. santeria - sublime // 9. starboy - the weekend, daft punk // 10. power - kanye west

full playlist + link under the cut!

11. sweatpants - childish gambino // 12. feel good inc. - gorillaz // 13. bonfire - childish gambino // 14. dear maria, count me in - all time low // 15. na na na (na na na na na na na na na) - my chemical romance // 16. donttrustme - 3oh!3 // 17. scared of the dark - lil wayne, ty dolla $ign, xxxtentacion // 18. learn to fly - foo fighters // 19. redbone - childish gambino // 20. earfquake - tyler, the creator // 21. american boy - estelle, kanye west // 22. see you again - tyler, the creator, kali uchis // 23. ms. jackson - outkast // 24. it was a good day - ice cube // 25. big poppa - the notorious b.i.g. // 26. no diggity - blackstreet, dr. dre, queen pen // 27. whatta man - salt-n-pepa, en vogue // 28. electric feel - mgmt // 29. black skinhead - kanye west // 30. california love - 2pac, roger, dr. dre // 31. wait a minute! - willow // 32. collard greens - schoolboy q, kendrick lamar // 33. tongue tied - grouplove // 34. wake up - arcade fire // 35. clint eastwood - gorillaz // 36. humble. - kendrick lamar // 37. killing me softly - fugees, ms. lauryn hill

listen on spotify

[ziodyne-amax]

Pelipper mail! (To kotone)

A sandwich.

It contains ice cream, whipped cream, sponge cake, meat balls, broccoli, pineapple, strawberries, tomatoes, lettuce, rice, noodles, mac and cheese, bacon, beef jerky, dried fish, seaweed, one of every Pokemon berry, jam, olive oil, lotus, dragon fruit, ravioli, ramen, tempura, teriyaki chicken, macaroons, escargots, mint, pepper, salt, sugar, croquettes, pickles, apples, avocados, sausages, bell peppers, grapes, pizza, a donut, cheese, more cheese, even more cheese, mushrooms, mustard, olives, a fried egg, a scrambled egg, blueberries, a poached egg, chawanmushi, a red bean bun, mochi, bbq sauce, chicken nuggets, french fries, takoyaki, pancakes, mackerel, salmon, coffee beans, spinach, a tiny bit of corn cream soup, ramensanga, fettucine alfredo, a plain bagel, pretzels, chocolate chip cookies, sweet potato, yam, potato, scallions, scallops, squid, crab stick, fish balls, fish cakes, oyster sauce, silken tofu, barley, cereal, paprika, oysters, red snapper, sea bass, plums, bean sprouts, garlic, string cheese, camembert, swiss cheese, mozzarella, parmesan cheese, yogurt, brinjal, a macdonald’s happy meal (without the toy and the packaging of course), truffles, caviar, tapioca balls, fried chicken, century eggs, cake sprinkles, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate, milk tea (just a tinge), coffee (also a tinge), pudding, pumpkin, honey, mutton, mashed potatoes, bananas, icelandic fermented shark that they bury in the ground for months, raisins, dried mangoes, a drop of water, jelly, nata de coco, prunes, roasted pork, rosemary, bee pollen, peas, deer meat, rabbit meat, fish maw, ham, turkey, m&ms, chub, fufu, watermelon, winter melon, rock melon, coffee jelly, cacao, carrots, blueberries, black tea, dumplings, carrot cake, beetroot, purple cabbage, corn, celery, edamame, red beans, black beans, green beans, kidney beans, cashews, peanuts, pecans, sunflower seeds, walnuts, chickpeas, almonds, daikon, MSG, tamales, anchovies, tabbouleh, lions mane mushroom, chicken of the woods, kelp, octopus, durian, kimchi, crème fraîche, popcorn, cotton candy, everything bagel seasoning, capers, pears, marinara sauce, bittercress, butter cream, every single iteration of galarian curry, sushi, sashimi, kale and a very very specific ramen bowl (without the actual bowl) from a very particular shop located in Iwatodai.

And the top and bottom buns are somehow made from 50 different kinds of bread in a checker box pattern.

I’m. I’m not even sure how you managed to fit all this. This is beautiful in its monstrosity…

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites: Ultra Opposites Heroes Theme Songs (for @avaveevo)

Terry/Solar Flare: “Courage in Me” from Lou

Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: “Monster” from Imagine Dragons

Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: “Never Giving Up” from DIVIDE MUSIC

Super Shlorpian Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: “Cage the Beast” from Adelitas Way

Yumyulack/Psylock: “Back Down” from DIVIDE MUSIC

Jesse/Electra: “All Hail2 The Queen” from Dani Wright

Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: “Learning to Fly” from Christina Aguilera

Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: “Genius” from Sia ft. Diplo

AISHA: “365” from Katy Perry

EVA: “Starships” from Nicki Minaj

Daryl/Dark Matter: “What’s Up Danger” from Blackway & Black Caviar

Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: “No One Likes Superman Anymore” from I Fight Dragons

Ms. Frankie/Shadow Lady: “Broken Pieces” from Apocolypta

Nova/Lady Roseus: “Naturally” from Selena Gomez

Kevin/The Flamethrower: “Inside the Fire” from Disturbed

Randall/Ultra Man: “Invincible” from Skillet

Jamie/Firey: “Immortals” from Fall Out Boy

Darcy/Miss Darcina: “Confident” from Demi Lovato

Ms. Perez/Shout Out: “Trying Too Hard” from Emmy-Raver Lampmen

Sherbet/Violet: “California Girls” from Katy Perry

Cherie/Agent Red: “Looking in a Mirror” from Demi Lovato

Montez/The Master: “Time of Dying” from Three Days Grace

Pezlie/La Oscuridad: “Rainbow” from Sia

Mia/Shine Light: “Cosmic Girl” from Jamiroqui

Janice/Master Smasher: “Stronger” from Kelly Clarkson

Phoebe/Katana: “In Flames” from Sia

Monica/Acid Girl: “She’s So Gone” from Naomi Scott

[queen-rainy-love]

Time for the holiday arc! This will be placed just before the next big family arc.

Ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary pals, welcome to the Holiday Dash.

*The scene starts in the airship docks of the Cookie Kingdom. The Custard family, Wildberry, Knight, Princess, and GingerBrave have just landed, and waiting for them was the Pure Lily siblings.*

Red Velvet: Welcome home everyone. I hope you had fun because that won't happen again. *Notices Custard and Light Cream* Oh, hey there. Why are you two here?

Clotted Cream: Well...remember how last year I was stuck here during the winter holidays? I may have told them about it.

Madeleine: Ah! You two wish to see what the holidays are like here in this kingdom then?

Custard: Yes. I am quite interested in what these holidays are like.

Light Cream: Yes. And I'm sure both Clotted Cream and Madeleine told you about the Republic not having any holidays for the winter season.

Clover: They did but we are glad you both are here to celebrate the holidays with us. However, I do wish to explain that travel over the sea will not be accessible for the next month or so. I hope that is not an issue.

Custard: It will be fine. The other Elders will make sure everything runs smoothly. Not only that, we will have our ninth member by the end of the winter season!

Madeleine: You have a candidate? Who?

Light Cream: *smiles* You'll see soon. For now, let's get going. The sooner we settle down, the sooner we can explore this kingdom!

GingerBrave: Sounds like a plan! And if you need someone to help show you around, I'm your Cookie!

Custard: That would be very kind of you, young GingerBrave. I just hope your guardian would be okay with that.

GingerBrave: Oh...speaking of guardian, how's mom doing?

Cream Puff: Ms. Avocado's fine. She was getting a bit nervous about you being in the Republic for longer than you said you would be.

GingerBrave: *sheepishly laughs* Whoops. I better get going then! I'll see you guys later! Enjoy your holidays!

*GingerBrave dashed off toward the districts. The group started walking into the Seaport District. Princess sighed a bit, not long after.*

Princess: Too bad Sorbet Shark couldn't have come with us. I hope they're enjoying their time in the Republic.

Custard: I'm honestly surprised that Captain Caviar took them under his wing and even called them his child.

Clotted Cream: I mean...he nearly did that to me once. Plus he really did bond with him on our back to the Republic. There was no way he was letting them go.

Knight: I do hope Sorbet Shark and that little Rookie get along.

Princess: That Rookie Cookie was quite cute! I would have loved to get their name.

Clotted Cream: I'll make sure to get their name the next time I see them. But for now, *stops in front of his house* let us settle down. We can meet up in thirty minutes.

Red Velvet: Sounds like a plan. Besides, *side eyes at Knight and Princess* we still need to scold these two.

Knight: I thought we weren't in trouble anymore!

*Wildberry bowed his head to Custard and Light Cream as the brothers argued.*

Wildberry: I must get going. I need to check on Strawberry, Wild Strawberry, and Strawberry Crepe. I just have a feeling that those three may have caused some chaos. Mostly Wild Strawberry and Strawberry Crepe.

Princess: Let me come with you. I haven't seen them in a bit. And I do have some plans with Strawberry for much later.

Custard: Very well.

Light Cream: Of course! I hope you'll bring them for our tour.

Wildberry: I will see to it. *turns to Clotted Cream and smiles* I'll see you later.

Clotted Cream: *smiles* I'll see you later.

*Wildberry kisses Clotted Cream's forehead. He left before anyone could get a word out. The siblings watched in silence as they saw this scene. As Wildberry walked away, the siblings kept their eyes on him before turning their attention back to the Custard family. Mostly at Custard.*

Red Velvet:...do you...???

Custard: I know. Clotted Cream told us last night.

*This caused the Pure Lily siblings to look at Clotted Cream, who nodded, before congratulating him. It took a good five minutes to get the siblings to stop doting on him. All the while, Custard III showed his parents around the house.*

[statildalh01]

Ms. Caviar and Belzelga from Medabots (Medarot)

[sweetsuenos]

Watched the last ep of True to Love and shout out to Bora's ex for being one of the most insufferable men ever written. He constantly quotes Elon Musk. He wants to rebrand his family's fried chicken business into a luxury brand that delivers caviar and truffle chicken to people in electric limos. He cheats on Bora with someone he introduced as his cousin, gets mad at HER when she catches them and says its not cheating with lipstick all over his mouth. While she's in pain over the breakup, he cruelly tells her he hates her and calls her effort suffocating. Then he has the nerve to be jealous after seeing her with another man!!!!

He announces in a live call to her radio show that he wants to get back together which makes her visibly uncomfortable but her begging him not to come doesn't stop him from showing up unnanounced. He shows up again while she's in a work meeting, talks shit to her new man, and asks her to dinner which she refuses. When she finally agrees so he can have closure, he once again talks nonstop about his annoying chicken manifesto, and then proposes to her even though she keeps expressing discomfort with his behavior!!!!

Then his gf shows up and he gets mad at her for being suspicious of him, which means he never even broke up with Ms. Fake Cousin while trying to get back with Bora. Truly a despicable human being, I hated every second of his existence. The only moment I enjoyed with him in it was when his gf splashed a drink in his face. I cheered. I wish that cup had lava instead of wine.

[ash-and-books]

Rating: 4.5/5

Book Blurb: A charming opposites-attract romance, Love, Naturally by Sophie Sullivan is for anyone who ever stepped outside their comfort zone and found that all the best things can happen when you take a chance.

Presley Ayers is not the woman you bring on a camping trip. An accomplished concierge at an exclusive hotel in Great Falls, MI, she knows more about the top ten places for champagne and caviar than she does about the best hiking boots to go stomping around near Lake Michigan. But when she surprises her boyfriend of eight months with a vacation to the Get Lost Lodge and he dumps her instead, Presley decides to rough it solo and take the trip herself.

When Beckett Keller helps the gorgeous woman off the rickety boat and onto Lodge territory, it’s clear to him she's made a mistake. She doesn’t like hiking, fishing, or nature in general, so why did she go on this trip? He’s got other things on his mind though—a crumbling lodge, and his own plans and dreams that are forever deferred—so he doesn’t have time for Ms. Fish-Out-of-Water. Even so, neither Beckett nor Presley can help that inexplicable draw they feel towards each other. He’s all rough stubble and plaid shirts, while she’s all high heels and brand-name athleisurewear.

But you know what they say about opposites.

Review:

Deciding to go on her ex's dream vacation after a terrible breakup, Presley Ayers finds herself falling in love with the cozy Get Lost Lodge, the community, and a reserved but very sweet guy. Presley thought she'd surprise her boyfriend with his dream vacation, as a way to reconnect despite their relationship being a bit rocky only for him to tell her she is too demanding and he didn't want to go with her. Presley gets dumped by him and decides that she's had enough of trying to constantly please others and that she would take the vacation for herself and try and step out of her comfort zone on the trip. Presley is going to be staying at the Get Lost Lodge and hopefully, trying out new things and relaxing. Cue, Beckett Keller, a reserved and off the grid guy who's family owns the Get Lost Lodge. Beckett has sworn never to fall for any of the guests who stay at the lodge and that he'd focus on helping his family maintain their lodge. Yet when some booking issues occur, Presley and Beckett find themselves sharing a cabin and spending more time with each other. Despite their clear differences, they are drawn to each other and the chemistry between them is growing. Yet, Presley is only staying for a week and this fling was only suppose to last a week and end right...? Or is this actually the real thing and all the fake dating between them is actually something very real. This was such a cute and cozy romance. It definitely felt like a cute getaway and all the fun and sweet romance vibes of Hallmark movie (a good one). I loved how Presley and Beckett fit together and they really were so good for one another. They had great chemistry and the background characters were fantastic. I adored meeting Beck's family and the fun Lodge community. This really is such a cute feel good sweet romance that I definitely think would be a easy read for people!

*Thanks Netgalley and St. Martin's Press, St. Martin's Griffin for sending me an arc in exchange foe an honest review*

[cranberrybogmummy]

Lonelyeyes + kitty shit post.

Peter coming home to find Elias wine drunk pouring very expensive caviar in the cats dish. He just sighs and disappears into the mist, caviar gives Ms. titch, the cat terrible gas after all.

[kylievershion]

Blorbos/Interests? Sure why not.

Interests!

Cookie Run (MY BRAIN ROT OVER IT IS REAL BRUH)

Cuphead

Undertale (Not part of the fandom that much though)

The Amazing Digital Circus

Pokemon

Hazbin Hotel (nitpicking and critique.)

Rain World (New interest)

Roblox Doors

Cedar Point /hj

Splatoon

My Singing Monsters (forgot to add this)

Food /J

Nature :3

Blorbos!

Main Blorbos (I LOVE THEM <3): Black Raisin Cookie (I WILL DEFEND HER WITH MY LIF-) (kin) Espresso Cookie (highest kin) Sparkling Cookie Eclair Cookie (high kin) Lilac Cookie Cotton Cookie (kin) Frost Queen Cookie (kin) Sea Fairy Cookie (kin) Almond Cookie Pure Vanilla Cookie (kin) Hollyberry Cookie (high kin) Affogato Cookie Dark Cacao Cookie (kin and no I'm not proud of it.) Roguefort Cookie (kin) Timekeeper Cookie Captain Ice Cookie Earl Grey Cookie String Gummy Cookie Millennial Tree Cookie Wind Archer Cookie Ananas Dragon Cookie Longan Dragon Cookie

Secondary Blorbos (I don't have MUCH brain rot about them but I love them <3): Walnut Cookie Fire Spirit Cookie Moonlight Cookie Stardust Cookie Raspberry Mousse Cookie Pastel Meringue Cookie Rambutan Cookie Croissant Cookie Abyss Monarch Cookie Caramel Arrow Cookie Pond Dino Cookie Wildberry Cookie Crunchy Chip Cookie Financier Cookie Clotted Cream Cookie Captain Caviar Cookie

Other blorbos that aren't cookie run: Galeem & Dharkon Master Hand & Crazy Hand Cuphead Mugman Cagney Carnation Djimmi The Great Blind Specter Ms. Chalice King Dice The Devil Baroness Von Bon Bon Beppi the Clown Grim Matchstick Meta Knight Metal Sonic Strombonin Cherubble Humbug Zooble Gangle

Msm Blorbos: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bszLgTEaiWHy1IkZJAY558qq9jgeTn4ndm-5zyGpUyI/edit?tab=t.0 (Everyone that appears in Multi-Fandom Escapade but I'm not putting them all. Rambutan, Blind Specter, Metal Sonic, Meta Knight, and Strombonin do appear in it though)

ALL OF THE DOORS MONSTERS I SWEAR AND ALL THE CELESTIALS IN MSM

[ask-the-judge]

judgey what’s your favorite foods ( ＾∀＾) (and least favorite too, if you’re up for that…)

Hmm... Good Question. I have Ms. Angel Starr give me her Triple-Decker Caviar lunch every day. It is so delicious. I also love a good Turkey Sandwich and Eldoon's Noodles. My least favorite foods are Snackoos. Ms. Skye offered me some one day and I couldn't get into it.

[hmsimicollection]

Becky vs. the Magic Stench: A Floral Fairytale Gone Funky

Alright, folks, gather 'round for a tale of misfortune, flowers, and a very questionable odor. This is the story of Becky, the sweetest, poorest girl this side of the Mississippi (and probably the other side too). Becky was stuck in a situation that would make even a cactus wilt: no job, no parents, and two younger sisters depending on her.

School? Fugeddaboutit. Becky was pounding the pavement faster than a lost flip flop, application after application getting denied like free samples at a health food store. Just when despair threatened to turn her hair into tumbleweeds, she stumbled upon an old lady selling flowers. This wasn't your average flower granny, though. No floral fanny packs here. This lady had a twinkle in her eye and a secret stash of stories that could rival your grandma's recipe box.

Fast forward a few sniffles and shared sunflower seeds, and Becky and the flower lady (let's call her Ms. Petal, because that's just delightful) are practically BFFs. Sadly, Ms. Petal gets a case of the sniffles that even a bouquet of lilies couldn't cure. So, Becky steps up, takes the flower cart by the handle, and starts slinging posies like a petal-powered pro.

One gloomy Tuesday, a mysterious woman with a mischievous glint offers Becky a deal that sounds ripped from a B-movie script. Wear this totally not suspicious shirt for 41 days straight, nonstop, and WHAM! Instant riches! Becky, desperate as a fly trapped in honey, throws caution (and hygiene) to the wind and dons the shirt.

Now, let me tell you, 41 days without a wash is enough to make a skunk faint. Becky smelled like a forgotten gym sock marinated in week-old fish. But hey, gotta suffer for riches, right?

Finally, the 41st day dawns, and Becky, with the gag reflex of a champion, peels off the shirt. Brace yourselves, folks, because this is where things get weird. Her house transforms into a mansion straight out of a fever dream, and Becky along with her sisters – poof! – turn into princesses! Talk about an olfactory glow-up!

News of the stench-to-staunchest transformation spreads faster than gossip at a hair salon. Before Becky can say "deodorant commercial," she's invited to the fanciest shindig in town, thrown by the richest dude around.

And that, my friends, is how Becky, the once-broke flower girl, found herself surrounded by caviar and canapés, all thanks to a questionable shirt and a whole lot of determination (and maybe a hefty dose of Febreze). So next time you're feeling down on your luck, remember Becky. Remember the stench. Remember that even the smelliest situations can blossom into something beautiful. Just maybe take a shower first.

Positive spin with a relatable anecdote:

This lighthearted story of Becky reminded me of the importance of perseverance! Sometimes the path to success can be a little unorthodox (and smelly!), but if we keep pushing forward, we can achieve great things. Who has a story of overcoming a challenge in an unexpected way?

Becky's story reminds me that sometimes the most valuable skills we learn aren't in a textbook. Her determination and ability to build relationships (with the flower lady and the mysterious woman) were key to her success. What unexpected skills have helped you in your career?

Becky's journey is a hilarious reminder that success can be smelly. But hey, if it gets you a mansion and a title, maybe a little BO is worth it? What are you willing to do to achieve your goals? (Besides wearing a magical shirt for 41 days, hopefully!)