#mrs. betty bowers america's best christian

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Anybody wanna see a dead body?

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Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's best Christian, made a useful flowchart for interpreting the Bible, MAGA style Are you a MAGA cultist who needs guidance interpreting the Holy Bible? Don't be ashamed; it's a very thick book with a lot of complicated words. Let Mrs. Betty Bowers show you how to make anything in the Good Book fit the far-right party platform! — Read the rest https://boingboing.net/2023/01/31/mrs-betty-bowers-americas-best-christian-made-a-useful-flowchart-for-interpreting-the-bible-maga-style.html

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Read "Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s best Christian, made a useful flowchart for interpreting the Bible, MAGA style" on SmartNews: https://l.smartnews.com/BGk2X/SL9SfO

Spot on!

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Wikipedia:

Deven Green (born January 31, 1975) is a Canadian comedian and model who produces comedy parody videos, including as the satirical character Mrs. Betty Bowers, "America's Best Christian".

Green portrays the satirical character Mrs. Betty Bowers, "America's Best Christian", created and written by writer Andrew Bradley.

Green's comedic work also includes videos that offer her comic parodies and commentary of existing footage of other entertainers. Green is best known in this genre for her viral video parody of "Welcome to My Home" starring soap opera actress Brenda Dickson.

In 2018 Green was a recipient of the American Humanist Association's Humanist Arts Award.

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“I simply refuse to poison my Christian children’s precious minds with lascivious tales of daughters getting their fathers drunk and having sex with him (Genesis 19:30-38) - or harlots lusting after penises that are the size of donkeys’ (Ezekiel 23:20). It is, however, excellent for cracking nuts and slapping bottoms.” - Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian.

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Song Review: Roy Zimmerman feat. Deven Green - “My Conservative Girlfriend” (Live)

Date nights find Roy Zimmerman and “My Conservative Girlfriend” liberal-bashin’ on Fridays, Medicare-slashin’ on Wednesdays and wilderness-trashin’ in the summer.

With its additional lyrics about Donald Trump, small government and breakfasts of spotted-owl omelet, whites only, it’s a wonder Zimmerman wrote the tune in 1995. Yet he did just that, with then-conservative Arianna Huffington in mind.

These days, it’s dedicated to the likes of Michele Bachmann, Ann Coulter, Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Sanders and Zimmerman just released a live version of the prescient track featuring Deven Green, bka Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian.

And from the day I checked her out from front to back, I knew her private sector could take up the slack, the comedians-cum-musicians sing to acoustic accompaniment.

What it lacks in musicality, the live rendition of “My Conservative Girlfriend” makes up for in hilarity and Zimmerman’s frightening ability to see the how The Party’s evolution would ultimately play itself out.

Grade card: Roy Zimmerman feat. Deven Green - “My Conservative Girlfriend” (Live) - B

11/13/19

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6/20/20 O&A NYC THE MORNING FUNNIES: Donald’s Birthday Gift From Mrs. Betty Bowers- America’s Best Christian Mrs. Betty Bowers- America's Best Christain wishes the 45 president of the United States Donald J.Trump a happy Last birthday in the White House as Drifter in Chief. 

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Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian hits a home run with this one!

The Secret To Reading an Inconvenient Bible

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Mrs. Betty Bowers, The Best, and Smartest Christian In America!

Phroyd

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Lindsey Graham's Guide to GOP Impeachment Talking Points

Satire via  Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

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Opening a Country With a Closed Mind

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best ChristianMrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian105K subscribersSUBSCRIBEDCoronavirus & Darwin Team Up to Teach America a Science Lesson. To support more vids like this: Patreon.com/MrsBettyBowers

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GRIFTERS | Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

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Because they can’t just pray for you, they have to announce that they’re going to pray for you.

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Memorial Thoughts

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, Addresses The NRA – Two Industries that Are Above the Law Put the Killing in Killing Click on the image to see the video, or go here. Memorial Day weekend just seems like a really sick time to schedule the NRA convention, doesn’t it? Let’s move one… There are other things I’ve rather think about today: Flowers for Grandma’s grave, I believe this was…

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Memorial Thoughts

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, Addresses The NRA – Two Industries that Are Above the Law Put the Killing in Killing Click on the image to see the video, or go here. Memorial Day weekend just seems like a really sick time to schedule the NRA convention, doesn’t it? Let’s move one… There are other things I’ve rather think about today: Flowers for Grandma’s grave, I believe this was…