#mr.r.eed

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“I promise I’m getting to answering the asks you all have sent. Thank you for them, by the way!”

“…Ahem… Well, I’ve been listening to a lot of theatre lately, and now I’m a bit too invested in them. I forgot that I even had this account.

“I’m really good at this, I promise. Yep.”

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Hello Mr. Reed! Damn I’m a bit stressed, haha

Lately I started attending theology classes but, I must say, I feel a bit out of place there, there’s a lot of stuff that I just don’t keep up with and,,, that really doesn’t matter, does it now?

What I wanted to ask is… Would it be fine with you to maybe eventually talk a bit? Help me get into whole topic a bit more? It’s totally fine if not. I’m a very big fan of your works and after seeing how open you are to interactions online I just thought it might be worth a shot? Haha..

I can totally pay or something. It’s not like I want to use your kindness, gods forbid haha

- @holypaws (gave up with paragraph about John the Apostle lol)/ooc

“Quite nervous, aren’t you? I could tell through the tone, ha.”

He laughed a bit, crossing his arms. However… You got him curious. What could he talk about with this mystery person? Hm… Either way, he’s on board.

Anything involving talking and discussing religion is a given “yes,” you know!

“I don’t see why not. Is there any specific topics you’d want me to discuss? I have notebooks and research dedicated to… Well, almost anything. So I’d be willing to provide some of my work to you if you’d like.”

A theology student as well. Interesting.

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Ooc: HELLO HELLO!!! I saw that you went off anon so just in case I decided to screenshot it and cut out the username ;P, let me know if it was intentional hehheha

He hummed,

“Yes, it is my thing. However, I have so much free time I’d do anything as a hobby to be honest. You should see all the different things I’ve done out of boredom, ha.”

The man nervously laughed. It’s true. He had a nervous vibe, like he was embarrassed of having so much free time. Who knows? Free time is the best in my opinion ;P

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Mr Reed, are you autistic by any chance?

…Well, it is quite obvious, isn’t it? Ha. He nodded.

“I most likely am. I haven’t had the time for a real… Er, diagnosis or whatever it is. A lot of research says it’s possible. Heavily possible.”

He shrugged a shoulder, turning to look at all the different religious texts and figures and etc around the room. Yeah. Probably.

“It’d explain a lot for my very in depth focus and interest in religion, hm?”

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“I don’t know how to feel about the weather this year. I’m freezing like crazy. …At least I have a fireplace, I suppose…”

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Hey Mr. Reed 🤍

I’m honestly enthralled by your intelligence and charm. You’re unlike any other men I’ve ever seen, and I just wanted you to know that I’d love to sit down and talk together if you ever need someone to chat about anything to :) You’re also very handsome. I thought I should add that. Have a rose. 🌹

“Ah, how kind of you!” Mr. Reed smiles, taking the rose. He held the flower in his hands gently before he put it into the nearby watering can. …Just for now. And no, there’s no cut off finger in it if you were wondering about that. He threw that away a while ago.

The man looked very proud of himself when he heard the compliments as well. You’re boosting his ego, anon!! Way to go. “You’re very sweet, anon. I’d love to talk about anything with you as well. You seem very intelligent.”

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you ever just wanna go beaver mode. like gnaw on a piece of wood. really just chew it up in your mouth. slap some shit with your tail. build a thing with mud and sticks

He blinks, confused. His eyebrows furrowed slightly as he slowly put down the book he was reading prior to this… question.

“I ever want to go what, exactly? Beaver mode?”

He laughed a bit, Reed found himself more confused than anything, but kind of amused by this question.

“I wouldn’t say I’d gnaw on wood, but I would make wood carvings, yes. It’s a hobby of mine, after all.”

He signals to the wood recreation of his house. Right, right… this NERD.

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You're cool :0

“Ah, why thank you anon! That’s very kind of you.”

Okay, he had to admit. That compliment did boost his ego quite a bit. (Even though he already had a huge ego… He was a smart man and he was confident in that, what could he say?)

“I’m sure you’re quite cool as well.”

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I could keep you warm. Cuddle.

He laughed a bit, now nice of you, anon!

“Ah, that’s very sweet anon. However, I’ll be just fine with what I have now, thank you though.”

My lord, he feels quite spoiled when these anons come into his ask box. You’re all very kind! What could he do in return? Goodness.

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Mr. Reed, bestie, are you more of a top or a bottom?

Personally I prefer Queens to a bunkbed, but hey, to each their own. But I would have pegged you more as a kings bed kinda man Sir.

He rose an eyebrow. Definitely an interesting way to… Er, ask something. Mr. Reed cleared his throat and attempted to work around the subject and question,

“Well… Er. No… Answer? No comment.”

He clicked his pen, clearing his throat. The pen was used to point to you,

“No preference as well. …Why was this asked again?-“

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Giggled and started kicking my feet at the last one X3

But today I’m here with something a bit different, hihi

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNeTLfW7M/

-🫐

“Hello! Let’s see…”

He watched the video. …Pretty princess, huh? How interesting. Hah. You anons always have a way of sending in the most unexpected things, don’t you? Ha!

The man hummed.

“Well, thank you for the compliment. I’m unsure if it’s exactly a compliment, but I’m certainly taking it as one. You anons are quite nice. Interesting… But nice!”

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https://x.com/whotfisjovana/status/1865106386427981862?s=46

this made me think of you.

“Male manipulator winter… Hm, It does sound about right! It is basically winter, isn’t it?”

Mr. Reed kept his eyes locked on the image. Mainly skimming over the different albums. How interesting… There’s a couple here he had no idea about!

“I’ll have to find some of these albums and listen to them now, eh?”

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have you ever seen any rats in your house? do you want to?

- 🕯

“Er… I’ve seen one or two. They got thrown outside though.”

He rose an eyebrow and crossed his arms, staring with a confused look. Wanting to see rats? Eugh… No thank you.

Mr. Reed shook his head,

“No, I wouldn’t want to see rats in my house. They’re distasteful. No thank you.”

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hello mr reeeeeeed :) imma go with this ‼️ emoji to identity myself as ive seen others anons do.

i will maybe start a new job soon (my first one) do you have any advices? i'm sorry anxious i could die

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“Hello there!”

He waved. What a question!

“Let’s see… Starting a new and first job, huh? Well, first, congrats on getting the job! Second, Let’s see… I’d suggest to try your best, of course. Try not to worry about it all too much! It’s easier said than done, but it’ll definitely help you in the future to try not to worry. Depending on what your job is, it’s most important to keep yourself stable, you know? Like customer service jobs require people to be social and not awkward. So on and so forth.”

As he spoke, he made hand signals. Such as talking motions and pointing to different things to further his point, such as different photos he had laying around. A note/doodle of two people talking in his notes, etc.

“But anyways, there’s no need to be anxious! However, it’s important since it shows your determination and interest in doing good.”

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Heeeeey bestie any fashion tips? Your cardigan is tots faaaaab so I love your style 😍 Icon

“Why, thank you!”

The man’s ego DEFINITELY got a boost with that. Mr. Reed then shrugged a shoulder, admittedly he doesn’t think all too much about clothing. Anything that’s comfortable, really.

Does that count?

“Ah, well… I tend to buy comfortable clothes. Such as sweaters, cardigans as you can see, and things along those lines. I’m also quite fond of ties, surprisingly. I just don’t wear them often.”

He hummed… What else…

“A couple bow ties here and there… but it is often quite cold where I live, so I have a lot of warmer clothes. I get cold easily, ha!”

It’s true. That man basically becomes an ice cube if he’s just SLIGHTLY cold. Good lord.

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hello, im wondering if you have a favourite film mr reed

“Yes I do, actually! Quite a few!”

He was DEFINITELY excited to talk about these movies, the topic was so fun to him. Mr. Reed then signaled to a shelf that was like all the others, but it was full of different DVDs. Quite the collector it seems, huh? (Me too, Reed… me too)

“Let’s see…”

He trailed the tips of his fingers along the edges of the DVDs, looking for a specific one. With a grin, he then took a case out. AHA!

He held it rather proudly, a copy of… …What? Is that American Psycho? Oh, that explains quite a bit.

“This is my favorite film! American Psycho. The acting in it is perfection if you ask me!”