#mr.garrison

[steeklover]

Deep Learning Season 26 Episode 4 Thoughts

**SPOILERS**

-I think the only important thing about this episode was this.

Also this (look at their faces, aren't they adorable?)

And this

Nothing else

-Okay but in all seriousness, this episode was actually really good imo. We got Creek background scenes, more Bebe, more Stan, more of Clyde (being stupid) along with Wendy and Mr. Garrison. This episode was just filled with my favorite characters.

-I don't really have any opinion on Stendy, I think they're okay and I think they're better off as friends but I was actually hoping this would be a Stendy episode, which it was.

-I'm so confused though. I know they're only in what, fourth or fifth grade, they're just dumb kids, but why are Clyde and Stan so instinct on being with Bebe and Wendy if they don't even want to talk to them. Like look at Creek and then look at Stendy and Clybe. In that last picture, Craig and Tweek are actually talking to each other while for the majority of this episode, Clyde and Stan only communicated with their girlfriends with that dumb AI bot. Like don't get me wrong, Clyde and Stan are two of my favorite characters but... like... WHY?? (Also I'm not trying to start a ship war or anything by comparing Creek with Stendy and Clybe, I'm just sharing an observation)

-Also for everyone who's ever thought that Stan and Clyde would be friends because of Wendy and Bebe, this was your episode.

-Out of this four ships that are possible with those four characters, I'd rank my preferences with Bendy first, then Clybe, then Styde, then Stendy.

- MR. GARRISON!! OMG you guys do not know how much I love him. He's literally such a bad person but I still love him. Also he's still together with Rick, aww isn't that nice?? (let's just ignore the fact that Rick was just as bad as a boyfriend as Stan was)

-That whole montage with Stan and Wendy was hilarious but my favorite scene had to be this one

He's really out here doing the bare minimum (also if I didn't love Steek so much, I would totally make this my pfp)

-Also what is with his dumb walk lol???

-Also isn't it cute how Stan included Kyle in his AI story??

-And then he did Mr Mackey-

-And Cartman-

-And just think about that last scene, how did it occur to Stan that he should use the same exact thing that caused the problem he was in the first place to solve said problem??? Like I know it worked but he really doesn't have a lot going for him up there does he?

-In conclusion, I got an episode with kids being kids, Stan and Clyde being dumb, Creek background scenes, my two favorite girls, my favorite adult and a dumb plot line. I'm actually really happy.

-But just imagine if Clyde leaves Craig's gang now after he's seen interacting with Stan. Now Craig's gang is just... Craig and Tweek lol. Losers. I guess maybe Kevin can start hanging with them.

-Anyway, I'm still waiting on that Tweek episode. We did good with the amount of background scenes Tweek had but I'm going to need more than that.

Still manifesting...

[quietmtntown]

[shadow-heleyna]

The accident... (Angst, Style [Stan x Kyle])

Chapter 2: Pop quiz

I watched as Stan and Wendy talk to each other across the classroom. Stan is blushing, laughing, and smiling… he looks happy with her. Someone taps my shoulder, I turn my head around, and I see Kenny. He's smiling and… blushing. Why is he blushing?

Kenny leans his body against my desk seat. “Hey, Ky” Kenny says in a happy tone, but it's muffled due to his orange parka, but recently, he's been calling me Ky. I know he's my friend, but he's been acting weird around me lately.

“Hey, Kenny… what's up?” I say as I look towards Stan as he's going back to his assigned seat. “Nothing, just wanted to talk to you” Kenny's muffled voice said while smiling. When I mention anything about Stan's and Wendy's relationship, Kenny doesn't really seem to care… he seems more focused on me than anything else. I keep catching him staring at me. “Kenny… do you think Stan should break up with Wendy?” I whisper to him since Stan has taken a seat at his desk next to me. I watch Stan as he rolls his eyes and looks out the window. It seemed like he heard me, or he gets annoyed when he sees me. “I don't know man…” Kenny says as he looks at Stan and back at me to stare at me again.

Kenny smiles and then goes to his desk.

I turn my head towards Wendy, and she's talking to Bebe and Red before class. She typically talks with Bebe, Red, Nicole, Heidi Tweek, or Butters before class. Stan doesn't really care unless she's talking to Butters. He doesn't really like when Wendy talks to Butters because he thinks Butters will hit on her, or Wendy will cheat on him with Butters. One time Stan beat up Butters because he found a note of a secret admirer for Wendy, and he thought it was from Butters.

Butters now barely talks to Stan anymore and barely talks to Wendy anymore in school. Stan didn't even apologize when they found out the note was from Tolkien before he got with Nicole. Stan just talked to Tolkien about it, and that's it.

Mr. Garrison walks into their assigned seats, and everyone rushes to their assigned seat. “Good morning class… today we're doing a pop quiz” Mr.Garrison says to us, and Cartmen yells “What The Fuck?!” “Language Eric!” Mr. Garrison yells back to him and he already sounds annoyed. Mr. Garrison sighs and looks at Cartmen, irritated and annoyed. “I don't want to do this today, Eric. Just do the quiz so we can ge-” Mr. Garrison gets interrupted by Cartmen and Cartmen yells “Fuck you, Fuck you Kyle and Fuck this!”

“What the fuck did I do?!” I yell confused and pissed off. Cartmen ignores me.

I watch as Cartmen gets his backpack and gets up and out of his desk. He walks to the classroom door and walks out the door. I look around me as I see Stan, Wendy, Craig, Tolkien, Heidi and Mr. Garrison roll their eyes. I sigh and I notice that Craig is flipping off Mr. Garrison.

Mr. Garrison gets the pop quiz out and hands it out to us. Mr. Garrison doesn't give a shit about Cartmen's antics anymore since he's gotten used to it, and he's been our teacher since 3rd grade.

I look at the pop quiz that Mr. Garrison just handed to us. I look around for something to write with and then I look in my bag. I can't find a pencil or anything to write with. I look towards Stan, and I see him looking out the window and he looks zoned out. I move my hand to his shoulder and I tap it. He looks at me, and I blush. I see him get an annoyed and irritated look.

“What?” Stan whispers to me and he sounds annoyed. I don't get why he's so annoyed with me all of a sudden… I bet it's HER fault. I smile softly and then I say “dude, can I bor-” I get interrupted by a shush by Mr. Garrison and I roll my eyes. “You want a pencil I'm guessing, Kyle” Stan whispers but he's more quiet this time and I nod my head. Stan reaches into his bag and grabs a pencil out of it. He hands the pencil to me. Stan goes back to looking out the window, and I move my hand towards the paper.

I started to answer the questions. I look at Stan through the corner of my eye. Just ad I look towards him… he looks at me. I blush, and then I notice Stan looking at my paper and copying my answers. “Hey Stan, you w-” I whisper before Mr. Garrison interrupts me. “Shut up unless you want a 0” Mr. Garrison says, and I go quiet. Stan seems to know what I was gonna say, and he nods his head. I smile softly, and I blush.

How does he always know what I'm gonna say? Even now and we barely talk to each other now. Does he read my mind? CAN he read my mind? Does he know? Does he feel the same?

[cat-brrr]

Have you made mr.garrison as a cat yet? :] (also ur mr.mackey cat is so cute I love it sm 😭🩷)

👍

[inevitablyrazmon]

me hating on a bunch of hc's that i find STUPID. (these are just if people think they are canon)

trans (ftm) kyle and trans (mtf) butters...: they dont make sense AT ALL. for the mtf butters. he just felt accepted, he didnt want to be a girl he just liked the feeling of being accepted instead of being bullied. for ftm kyle, you see many things that show its not canon

CHUBBY TWEEK. (not post covid) sorry to break it to you, but meth makes you lose weight and make you pick at your skin alot, so tweek would not be chubby

GENDERFLUID CARTMAN + KENNY: its called drag? im sure most drag queens arnt genderfluid

GAY (mlm) KYLE: kyle has liked multiple girls, he quite literally has a picture of leslie in his closet you dont keep a photo of a girl in your closet if you dont have romantic feelings for her.

GAY (mlm) stan:....how...what..?? he's in love with wendy,...he has been for...years?...stupid.

homophobic/transphobic cartman:...when mr.garrison was ms.garrison cartman respected that and said "ms." and he loves creek. cupid ye?

pansexual kenny: he likes girls. thats like...it. stupid.

BUNNY CANON: no. just no. im #1 bunny hater.

[sometranssoup]

Canadians are fucking awful to draw,but,anyhow,I'm sooo happy with how Mr.Slave and Mr.Garrison turned out

Also,these were also requested by my mutual @lordcringe,so,thank you :p

[sp-hot-take-confessional]

Had a dream there was a new ep about Rick (Garrisons bf) "introducing his daughter" to Mr.Garrison (you know how stepparents do sometimes and such) and he was nervous about it amd he rabted to the kids about it but it never like, showed his daughter-

Anyways hot take Rick is bi + divorced

.

[avidgreengoblin]

Saw someone headcanon mr.Garrison as intersex

Thoughts?

Based HC

I usually don't do HCs unless the character barely has anything about them (cough cough Rick)

I'm not too familiar with the term intersex (I'm still somewhat trying to fully understand it)

What I do know is that I'm open for all kinds of HCs as long as they aren't harmful :]

I think it's a cool one, I never thought about it until I first heard about it

Thanks for the ask!

[hand-writxen]

TW/ swearing, maybe some sibling ragging. 

Took inspiration from a TikTok.

Aged-up characters to high school. 

You had known your brother was an idiot, there was no denying that. But the moment Stan was smacking your door that morning you knew you were in for a long day. You could feel the tension from stan as you both left your house, you kept glancing at the angst-looking teenager, when you both reached high school stan decided it was time to separate his looks from your dad’s, apparently that meant dyeing his hair blonde and sending pining looks at your mutual best friend Kyle Brofvloski. You were sick of it, yes being friends with only guys sucks but it's worse when one of those friends is your closeted twin brother. But for some reason today seemed worse, the tension at the bus stop was thicker than normal so you stayed huddled to the side with Kenny McCormick waiting for the fallout. 

“Dude, what is happening?” Kenny’s muffled voice broke the silence as stan and Kyle got on the bus and didn't sit together for once. You shrug and look up at the taller boy. 

“Bro I have no idea, stan’s been in a mood all morning. Normally I wake him up but he was pounding at my door worse than Shelly used to. Did something happen with Kyle?” you ask, completely done with your twin's behavior. You and Kenny tossed ideas back and forth the whole ride to school and continued your little brainstorming all class until it was study hall. South park high study halls were held in your homeroom class, so you all filed into Mr.Garrison's room and took your seats. Like clockwork, Mr.Garrion left instructions on the board before leaving the classroom, Study hall proceeded like normal before a chair scraping the ground interrupted the silence. You shifted your eyes up before jolting and refocusing as you realize stan had moved to the front of the class, you nudge Kenny wildly keeping your eyes on your brother. 

“H..Hey, I've got an announcement,” Stan says, the cracking of his voice betraying his nervousness, and you jump at the chance to rag on him. 

“What? That your balls finally dropped?” You call out, and the laughing of the class follows your joke as stan glares at you.

“Shut up the fuck up Y/n!” Stan calls his cheeks a bright red in embarrassment before he clears his throat again and pulls out his phone. You perk up, the last time stan stood up like this was when he tried to sing to Wendy as a surprise in middle school. You turn to Kenny and grin like an idiot.

“Kenny record this! This is gonna either be good or fail miserably and be hilarious!” you say as Kenny pulls his phone out of his pocket. Quickly realizing stan is about to start you go quiet to hear what he's going to say. The opening to ‘I Kissed a Girl is easily noticeable causing half the class to look at stan in complete confusion but with the first lyrics of the chorus, the class is in shambles.

“I kissed a boy and I liked it” Stan sang with no hesitation, his deeper voice has a smooth tone to it, “the taste of his charry chapstick, I kissed a boy and I liked it, I hope my girlfriend don't mind it.” The heaviness of the silence in the classroom was suffocating, Kenny slowly put his phone down and we lock eyes in complete shock. The silence is broken by a single clap. You turn to the sound only to see Wendy standing and clapping softly. 

“Congratulations stan, you finally came clean.” She says as she grabs her backpack and walks out of the door. You take this as your moment to ask the question that you've had for months,

“Does this mean you're finally admitting your feelings for Kyle?” you raise your hand and playfully smirk at your brother as he sighs and facepalms. The class bursts into cheers and you swear you hear Cartman yell out a ‘Fucking finally’ from the back of the classroom followed by a second call from Craig,

“It's about time! We can finally close the poll and bet!” He says as he pulls out a small black book. Stan is standing at the front of the class flabbergasted as you walk up to him smiling before slinging your arm around his shoulders.

“Good job stan, we’ve been waiting for 6 years for this.” You say as you laugh while stan tries to cuff you over the head as he shakes his head with a relieved laugh. “Are you gonna kiss Kyle in public now instead of hiding behind books and doors now?” With a shove, stan is chasing out into the hallway yelling as you laugh loudly making a brake for the hallway.

(I know it's kind of a crappy ending but I've been debating how to end it for weeks also I know it’s short, hope you enjoy it!! 💕)

[k4iloveanimation]

Cosmo comforting Mr.Garrison after his top surgery <33

[munsonology]

my brother kyle had the kyles mom song as his ring tone for our mom in the 00s 😭

No because I too had it on my shitty phone that only recorded 30 second videos so I had all these videos 😭😭

And when cartman told mr.garrison to suck his balls 😭😭😭😭

And what what in the butt 😭😭😭😭😭

[thelovelybitten]

vera’s first watch of south park — season four (part 5?)

I really need to not write so much but I need to for science

EPISODE 14:

is this another Christmas special

?????

PIP !!!

he’s so BABIE

AYO THAT THROW WAS PERSONAL

tbh not gonna pay too much attention to this one Imma be real

PIP DOING A JIG PLEASE

OH ESTELLA

pip receives dice cool ??

the set for london is rad

I wish my attention span cared abt this episode but I can’t be bothered it’s BORING

oh the cheating

I was reading other things SORZ

final act woo

oh there’s monkeys and men hanging to their death

and bunnies

oh bunnies are dead

old lady burned to a crisp and Estella loving each other alright the end

okay pog

EPISODE 15:

THIS INTRO JUST DOESNT MISS I AM TWERKING EVERYTIME

oh miss choksondik is back

BOT MANATEES

Wendy speaking facts

OH MY GOD NOT THE MANATEE SLAUGHTER

cartman getting away w anything is not surprising

but YO VITE BACK TO MANATEE TIME

EW CARTMAN THAT IS STRAIGHT BUTTER THAT IS DISGUSTING

CARTMAN GOING TO FAT CAMP AS THEY SHOULD

Mr.Garrison real for that

OH MY GOD THERE IS GUTS EVERYWHERE

I’m gonna vomit

GUYS DONT GET KENNY TO EAT IT

oh he’s gonna die from that isn’t he

THEY SLAUGHTERED SO MANY MANATEES IM UPSET

okay cartman let’s go 2 fat camp

EW

OF COURSE KENNY IS SICK THE FUCK

KYLE STOP KENNY DO NOT EAT THAT

NO GROSS KENNY NO

y’all are so weird for this

Cartman feral fr

LMAO such a good scheme

WHAT

no fucking way

CARTMAN THAT IS NOT YOU

I know it’s not him I FEEL IT IN MY BONES

NO KENNY DO NOT EAT THAT DOG SHIT

THAT IS SO VILE

KENNY IS GONNA DIE OH MY GOD IM GONNA THROW UP STOP

KENNY IS NOT A PROSTITUTE

pop off chef

WHAT THE HELL LMAOOOOOO I’m crying

principal Victoria is NOT HAVING IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

CARTMAN IS SO MANIPULATIVE

STOP MY BABY KENNY IS GETTING SO BEAT UP

KENNY IM SO SORRY BABY BOY IM SO UPSET

KENNY YOU CANNOT BE FOR REAL

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK KENNY DO NOT CLIMB INTO SOMEONES UTERUS ?’vbv THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE

and KENNY DO NOT GET ORAL SEX YOU ARE 8

OFC KENNY IS IN JAIL WHAT DID YALL EXPECT

KENNY’S PARENTS ENCOURAGING THIS IS SO FUCKED

oh they made fake cartman go into the uterus instead so slay

YO WHAT THE FUCK

fake cartman died big L

ANOTHER KID ?!?!

EPISODE 16:

IKE AND KYLE PLAYING BALL OMG

RAGING PUSSIES LMAOOOO

Kyle is doing the most to go to this concert

HIS DRAWINGS IM SO 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 HES really so cute okay

SHEILA AND GERALD ARE TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK

KENNY PLAYING WITH A FIRE TRUCK 🥹🥹🥹🥹 MY BABY

no CARTMAN DONT TELL KYLE TO CALL THE POPO WITH A FAKE MOLESTATION CLAIM

THIS IS SO BAD

OH MY GOD NO

OH SHITTTTTT

KYLE FUCKING SLAYING THE HOUSE DOWN CMON UNDERWEAR SHADES

THE KIDS BEING KIDS POP AWF

OLD TOWN ROCK N ROLL A BANGER

IKE NOT THE TOASTER

KYLES PARTY BE LIT AS FUCK

hc: kyles parties are always THE FUCKING BOMB next to the rest of the core four and Clyde

Clyde just knows HOW TO THROW A PARTYYY

Stan would get Shelly to boot for him

heck, Randy would do it too

Liane would for cartman

Kyle has a loophole w Stan as super best friends do

Kenny is the life of the party but can’t host shit bc of his family life FUCK

anyways back to the ep

NOT STAN GETTING SHELLY ARRESTED TOO

this is where this Stan dancing meme came from I see

LIANE HAVING A THREESOME LMAOOAOA

damn they really gettin everyone

GHOST TOWN

smiley town so real

BUTTERS <33

CRAIG IN HIS SPACE SUIT OH MY GOD IM CRYING HES SO CUTE

ITS SOACEMAN CRAIG

him making the noises as he walks away has me in shambles

KINDERGARTENER HOBGOBLINS

of COURSE CARTMAN IS MAYOR

Oh MY GOD KENNY IS DEAD

Pretends to be shocked

STAN AND KYLE SLAY

oh my god this is SO FUNNY

BUTTERS BROKE THE CAR

of course Wendy is on team stan she’s so real

Bebe on team cartman not cool

STOP IM CRINGING

ANYWAYS THIS EP WAS FUNNY

EPISODE 17:

LAST EP OF THE SEASON

and it’s a Christmas one. great

KYLE MANIFESTING MR HANKEY STOP

but him and Ike are so precious I can’t

STOP THEM SLEEPING ON EACH OTHER

perfect fucking siblings ON THE ENTIRE SHOW

parents putting them to bed 🥹

STAN IS ASLEEP KYLE PLEASE

KENNY HAS NO PANTS

the boys are disheveled I DONT BLAME THEM

I hate mr HANKEY with every fibre of my body

THE KIDS !!! cartman as Santa and the rest of the boys AS REINDEER 🥹🥹

Kenny as Rudolph 😭😭😭

snoopy cameo

BUTTERS MAKING THE CUTOUTS

OH HE ATE THESE

SO SLAY

BUTTERS ROBBED HE SLAYED THAT ARTS N CRAFTS

I cant be BOTHERED WITH THIS MUSIC NUMBER UGH

okay lion king ref

THE BOYS ARE SO CUTE

DREIDEL SONG SLAYED AGAIN

KYLE AND CARTMAN FIGHTING THIS ONE WAS ICONIC

wait they are demonstrating how the creators animate these shows !! THATS SO COOL

god I did not know this was stop action ?!?! FUCKING COOL

THEY MADE A WENDY CUTOUT THATS MY GIRRRRLLLL

okay KYLE W THE VOCALS

STAN’S CARTMAN IMPRESSION ATE

NO NOT KENNY

Style directors and writers as they should

OH NO

NOT THE FILM BURNING

WAIT THEY FIXED IT EPIC

WENDYYYYYY I LOVE HER

LMAO CHRISTMAS IS ABT PRESENTS REAL

END OF SEASON I MADE IT WOOOOO

gonna watch season 5 RIGHT AFTER DANCE

[thecoolestshadeofblue]

I have no life

Only Pride Headcanons (In this Case for South Park)

Stan:Straight Ally (I like Stan x Kyle but I Honestly just think he's Straight)

Kyle:Bicurious (He's still thinking about if he likes Guys)

Kenny:Pansexual (He doesn't care about your gender and People's thoughts about him being a Princess)

Eric:Gay (Closeted and A Lot of Internalized Homophobia)

Butters:Gay (Would come out but he doesn't want to be Grounded)

Jimmy:Pansexual (He's only ever dated girls but he doesn't mind being with someone of another Gender)

Token:Straight/Asexual (I got nothing to say I just think this idea fits)

Clyde:Straight Ally (Same thing with Stan I like him x Token but,Clyde is definitely Straight)

Timmy:Aromantic/Asexual(He's Livin a lie but not with fact he just vibes with Platonic Relationships)

Wendy:Genderfluid?/Bi? (I'm unsure if I think she's Cishet or Not)

Randy:Demiromantic/Bisexual (He's Closeted about being Bi)

Mr.Mackey:Bisexual(Closeted but intends to come out soon,Mkay)

Terrance and Phillip:Straight Allies (The most supportive Allies in Canada,Guy)

Ned:Bisexual (We know at this point him and Jimbo are frickin Married)

(And we already know Garrison is Trans/Gay,Tweak and Craig are Gay,And Jimbo Is Gay)

[darkitsunex]

Okay so, am I the only one shipping Mr. Garrison and Mr. Mackey together? Seriously, they would make a great couple together!

[creature-phases]

Kenny: Motherfucker!

Mr.Garrison: Kenny! We don’t use that language in school!

Kenny: Okay.

Kenny: Unclefucker!

Mr.Garrison: Kenny!

Kenny: What? What the fuck did I do wrong that time?

Stan: Oh my god, Kenny.

Kenny: is it the “fuck” that’s wrong?

Stan: Yes.

Kenny: Oh.

Kenny: Well fuck.

[askqueerpark]

Mr. Garrison is coming for you boys you guys need to be prepared.

Stan: At this point we’re ready for anything.