#mr. semicolonoscopy

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My husband, who puts up with my shenanigans on a regular basis, acted out this sign on our honeymoon.

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I posted 967 times in 2022

That's 367 more posts than 2021!

21 posts created (2%)

946 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@spiders-hth-is-an-outlier

@calligrafiti

@profmeowmers

@zaxal

@nellie-elizabeth

I tagged 666 of my posts in 2022

Only 31% of my posts had no tags

#dracula daily - 44 posts

#the magicians - 36 posts

#rnm - 29 posts

#roswell new mexico - 28 posts

#queliot - 14 posts

#the umbrella academy - 10 posts

#about me - 9 posts

#heartstopper - 9 posts

#tua - 9 posts

#moon knight - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#as the-semicolonoscopy awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found her gender transformed in her bed into a gigantic sophronica rufofemor

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

My dash did a thing:

47 notes - Posted May 16, 2022

#4

Hand to god, this is all I could picture when we met Quincey Morris (The Texan) in today’s installment of Dracula Daily:

52 notes - Posted May 24, 2022

#3

Texts From Last Night really managed to capture the essence of Eliot Waugh here.

131 notes - Posted June 25, 2022

#2

I couldn’t love this more.

214 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

My husband has been experiencing Dracula Daily vicariously through my [melo]dramatic retelling of it (Me: “Then Dracula skittered *down the wall* like an entire-ass lizard!” Mr Semicolonoscopy: “He can DO that?!?”), and he’s really disappointed when there’s no new Dracula Daily. He stuck his head in the bedroom earlier and asked “Any Dracula today?” I said, “Nothing from Friend Jonathan,” and he replied “DAMN IT!” I think he’s gotten pretty attached to Friend Jonathan.

291 notes - Posted May 30, 2022

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[the-semicolonoscopy]

My husband has been experiencing Dracula Daily vicariously through my [melo]dramatic retelling of it (Me: “Then Dracula skittered *down the wall* like an entire-ass lizard!” Mr Semicolonoscopy: “He can DO that?!?”), and he’s really disappointed when there’s no new Dracula Daily. He stuck his head in the bedroom earlier and asked “Any Dracula today?” I said, “Nothing from Friend Jonathan,” and he replied “DAMN IT!” I think he’s gotten pretty attached to Friend Jonathan.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

My husband and I started watching The Magicians during quarantine (late to the party, as usual, but it meant we could binge-watch it). I’ve always been the one who gets obsessed with whatever media I’m currently consuming (oh hello, MCU and Good Omens) (and, uh, Buffy). But my husband is totally obsessed with The Magicians, which tickles me endlessly. He even listens to podcasts and watches behind the scenes stuff on YouTube.

Anyway, this is what he texted me from work the other night. That’s a respectable level of fannish obsession. (I love that man.)

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I ate Grape-Nuts for breakfast every morning of my sophomore year of college, and this was not my experience. (“Because you’re not a man,” my husband just said. The patriarchy is everywhere, yo.)

I had to research Corn Flakes for my American Icons class and I came across what may be the funniest fucking image I have ever seen.