#mr stubbins

[katkalis-the-fanartist]

Uh oh zomboss crushes on a human and wants to marry them and rule neighborville beside them- 😳

[potterandpromises]

Liveblogging OMITB 4x05. Half way point!

What makes a writer a writer? A fake mustache.

Singin in the Rain 2 for VHS callback

Charles tax evasion arc

This is gonna be a really fucked up movie

This episode is ridiculous but I do like Bev Melon

*Whispers* Animal Jobs...

I don't know, Charles Bond is a weird juxtaposition with the scenes of Charles with Sazz' ashes in 4x01 and 4x05. It doesn't really work for me.

Oliver should be more concerned with whether Loretta's making it out of this season alive.

Oliver yelling at children did bring some laughs though, and I kind of liked the knee replacement callback too.

No way is Mrs. Gambolini still alive after a year of living with Oliver.

Glen Stubbins just hallucinating in the background.

It probably shouldn't have taken them five episodes to guess two murderers considering it's been true of two out of three of the other seasons' murders.

Next episode is told through documentary and found footage, so that should be a turning point!

[brainiacmaniac]

How is your most definitely willing partner you didn't force into making this blog a.k.a Lani doin?

I don’t have any partners, don’t be ridiculous! The thing I even have remotely like that is Mr. Stubbins. Who the blazes are you talking about, anyways?

[ulkaralakbarova]

Beverly is the perfect happy homemaker, along with her doting husband and two children, but this nuclear family just might explode when her fascination with serial killers collides with her ever-so-proper code of ethics. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Beverly Sutphin: Kathleen Turner Eugene Sutphin: Sam Waterston Misty Sutphin: Ricki Lake Chip Sutphin: Matthew Lillard Detective Pike: Scott Morgan Detective Gracey: Walt MacPherson Scotty: Justin Whalin Birdie: Patricia Dunnock Carl: Lonnie Horsey Dottie Hinkle: Mink Stole Rosemary Ackerman: Mary Jo Catlett Mr. Stubbins: John Badila Betty Sterner: Kathy Fannon Ralph Sterner: Doug Roberts Carl’s Date: Traci Lords Marvin Pickles: Tim Caggiano Howell Hawkins: Jeff Mandon Father Boyce: Colgate Salsbury Mrs. Jenson: Patsy Grady Abrams Herbie Hebden: Richard Pilcher Timothy Nazlerod: Beau James Judge: Stan Brandorff Luann Hodges: Kim Swann Suzanne Somers: Suzanne Somers Gus: Bus Howard Sloppy: Alan J. Wendl Juror #8: Patricia Hearst Jury Forewoman: Nancy Robinette Rookie Cop: Peter Bucossi Policewoman: Loretto McNally Press A: Wilfred E. Williams Court TV Reporter: Joshua L. Shoemaker Court Groupie A: Rosemary Knower Court Groupie B: Susan Lowe Carl’s Brother: John Calvin Doyle Book Buyer: Mary Vivian Pearce Mean Lady: Brigid Berlin Police Officer: Jordan Brown Vendor: Anthony ‘Chip’ Brienza Flea Market Boy: Jeffrey Pratt Gordon Flea Market Girl: Shelbi Clarke Macho Man: Nat Benchley Dealer: Kyf Brewer Baby’s Mother: Teresa R. Pete Church Baby: Zachary S. Pete Doorman: Richard Pelzman Kid A: Chad Bankerd Kid B: Johnny Alonso Kid C: Robert Roser Joe Flowers: Mike Offenheiser Girl: Lee Hunsaker Burglar A: Michael S. Walter Burglar B: Mojo Gentry Mrs. Taplotter: Gwendolyn Briley-Strand Reporter: Jennifer Mendenhall Joan Rivers: Joan Rivers TV Serial Hag: Catherine Anne Hayes Lady C: Susan Duvall Press: Valerie Yarborough Kid: Jordan Young Camel Lips: Jennifer Finch Camel Lips: Suzi Gardner Camel Lips: Demetra Plakas Camel Lips: Donita Sparks Husband A: John A. Schneider Court Clerk: Lyrica Montague Eugene Sutphin’s Nurse (uncredited): Bess Armstrong Birdie’s Father (uncredited): Greg Coale Video Store Customer (uncredited): David L. Marston Stage Diver (uncredited): Kim McGuire Cop (uncredited): John Poague Club Kid (uncredited): Al Sotto Ted Bundy (voice) (uncredited): John Waters Film Crew: Art Direction: David J. Bomba Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Mark Berger Executive Producer: Joseph M. Caracciolo Jr. Thanks: Paul Reubens Original Music Composer: Basil Poledouris Writer: John Waters Production Design: Vincent Peranio Editor: Janice Hampton Producer: Mark Tarlov Supervising Sound Editor: John Nutt Thanks: Don Knotts Editor: Erica Huggins Director of Photography: Robert M. Stevens Associate Producer: Pat Moran Costume Design: Van Smith First Assistant Director: Robert Rooy Property Master: Brook Yeaton Art Department Production Assistant: Jeffrey Pratt Gordon Carpenter: Thomas Turnbull Thanks: Harry H. Novak Set Decoration: Susan Kessel On Set Dresser: Lianne Williamson Sound Editor: Ernie Fosselius Thanks: Arthur Machen Utility Stunts: G. A. Aguilar Sound Mixer: Rick Angelella First Assistant Director: Mary Ellen Woods Sound Editor: Frank E. Eulner Casting: Paula Herold Set Dresser: Michael Sabo Second Unit Director: Steve M. Davison Sound Editor: Robert Shoup Hairstylist: Kathryn Blondell Sound Re-Recording Mixer: David Parker Stunt Double: Cheryl Wheeler Duncan Assistant Makeup Artist: Janice Kinigopoulos Makeup Artist: Debi Young Makeup Artist: E. Thomas Case Post Production Supervisor: John Currin Assistant Property Master: R. Vincent Smith Music Supervisor: Bones Howe Draughtsman: Rob Simons Additional Hairstylist: Howard ‘Hep’ Preston Assistant Makeup Artist: Barbara Lacy Art Department Coordinator: Sarah Stollman Utility Stunts: Michael Runyard Unit Production Manager: Margaret Hilliard Hairstylist: Ardis Cohen Assistant Production Design: John Lindsey McCormick Makeup Artist: Betty Beebe Sound Recordist: Philip Rogers Producer: John Fiedler Secon...

[silylilboi]

What I would do with the sides if I wrote them in different AUs

Or the sides (plus occasionally Remy, Emile, and Thomas) in different situations and other random things because I’m bored again.

Hamilton

Logan as Hamilton

Patton as Eliza

Roman as Angelica

Virgil as Laurens

Janus as Burr

Remus as Maria Reynolds

Thomas as Peggy

Remy as Mulligan

Emile as Lafayette

Harry Potter

Logan as Hermione

Patton as Ron/Neville

Roman as Harry/Fred or George

Virgil as Neville/Draco

Janus as Draco

Remus as Fred or George/Crabbe or Goyle

Remy as Lee

Emile as Cedric

Thomas as ??? (I have no idea. Let me know who you think he would be)

Gravity Falls

Logan as Dipper

Patton as Mable

Roman as Pacifica/Wendy/one of the two cops (idr their names)

Virgil as ??? (I couldn't think of someone)

Janus as Bill (duh. Basically the same person tbh)

Remus as Stan/Old Man McGucket (was that his name? It's been awhile since I've watched it. Sorry)

Remy as Wendy/Pacifica

Emile as Soos

Thomas as ??? (Couldn't think of one for him either)

Beauty and the Beast

Logan as Belle

Patton as Mrs. Potts/Maurice

Roman as Gaston

Virgil as Lefou

Janus as a mix of Lumier and Clogsworth

Remus as the Beast

Remy as ???

Emile as Maurice/Chip

Thomas as Chip

Aladdin

Logan as the sultan

Patton as Genie

Roman as Aladdin

Virgil as Jasmine

Janus as Jafar

Remus as Iago

Remy as Abu

Emile as Carpet

Thomas as ???

The Little Mermaid

Logan as Sebastian/Grimsby/King Triton

Patton as Ariel

Roman as one of the sisters/King Triton/Flottsum or Jettsum (how do you spell their names? One of the eels is what I'm talking about)

Virgil as Flounder

Janus as Eric

Remus as Chef Louis/Ursula/Scuttle/Flottsum or Jettsum

Remy as Ursula/Flottsum or Jettsum

Emile as Max(?)(I don't really know)

Thomas as King Triton

Princess and the Frog

Logan as Tiana/Evangeline

Patton as Ray/Louis

Roman as Naveen/Lottie/Louis

Virgil as Tiana

Janus as Dr. Facilier

Remus as Lawrence

Remy as Lottie/Naveen

Emile as Mama Odie/Ray

Thomas as Louis/Lottie's Dad

Cinderella

Logan as Lady Tremaine/Prince Charming/the king/the royal advisor

Patton as Cinderella/the king/Gus Gus

Roman as one of the step sisters/Prince Charming/Fairy Godmother/Jacque

Virgil as Fairy Godmother/the royal advisor

Janus as Lady Tremaine

Remus as one of the step sisters

Remy as one of the step sisters

Emile as Cinderella/the king/Gus Gus

Thomas as the king/Jacque/Gus Gus

My Little Pony

Logan as Twilight Sparkle

Patton as Pinky Pie/Fluttershy

Roman as Rarity/Rainbow Dash

Virgil as Fluttershy

Janus as ???

Remus as ???

Remy as Rarity

Emile as Fluttershy/AppleJack

Thomas as Spike

Hogwarts Houses (where I would place everyone)

Logan in Ravenclaw/Gryffindor

Patton in Hufflepuff/Gryffindor

Roman in Gryffindor/Slytherin

Virgil in Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw

Janus is Slytherin/Ravenclaw

Remus in Gryffindor

Remy in Gryffindor/Slytherin

Emile in Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw

Thomas in Hufflepuff

Which country they would be from (if they weren't from the US)

Logan from France

Patton from Australia (just a slight accent though. Just enough to tell where he is from. And no, he does not kill the freakishly large spiders there. And yes, he does still hate spiders.)

Roman from Spain/Mexico

Virgil from Scotland/Ireland

Janus from France/the UK

Remus from Germany

Remy from Brazil

Emile from Italy

Thomas from Italy/Brazil

Highschool Cliques

Logan as a nerd

Patton as one of the nice, lesser known popular kids/theatre kids

Roman as a theatre kid/jock

Virgil as one of the loners

Janus as a loner/popular/smart kids

Remus as a theatre kid/jock

Remy as a popular kid

Emile as one of the nice,lesser known popular kids

Thomas as a theatre kid

What everyone's sexuality/gender identity would be in a human AU

Logan would be a biromantic Demisexual male, he/him

Patton would be a pansexual male, he/him

Roman would be a gay trans male, he/him

Virgil would be a Non-binary bisexual, they/them

Janus would be a gender fluid bisexual, any pronouns

Remus would be a gay trans male, he/him

Remy would be an omnisexual male, he/him

Emile would be a pan romantic gender fluid, pronouns depend on the day

Thomas would be a gay male, he/him pronouns

Which store they would go to in the mall

Logan would go to the mall just to keep an eye on the others

Patton would go to Box Lunch/Old Navy/Bath & Body Works/Build-a-Bear

Roman would go to Box Lunch/Build-a-Bear

Virgil would go to Hot Topic

Janus would go to Spencers/Hot Topic

Remus would go to Spencers

Remy would go to Starbucks

Emile would go to Box Lunch/Build-a-Bear/Bath & Body Works

Thomas would go to Box Lunch/Build-a-Bear

Dr. Dolittle (the one with RDJ)

Logan as Dr. Dolittle

Patton as Lily Dolittle

Roman as Lady Rose

Virgil as Stubbins (there's just a lot of parallels between Stubbins' arc in the movie and Virgil being accepted as a light side in the series)

Janus as Lord Badgely

Remus as Müdfly

Jurassic World, including other movies (both people/dinosaurs)

Logan as Dr. Wu/Claire/Blue

Patton as Grey (I think that’s how his name is spelled)/ankylosaurus

Roman as Owen/T-Rex

Virgil as Zach/Delta(smart but also the first one to die)

Janus as Dr. Wu/the main bad guy from the second movie(can't remember his name for the life of me)/Indoraptor

Remus as Hoskins/Allosaurus(mainly for the split second it get hit in the face with a boulder)

Big Hero Six

Logan as Tadashi

Patton as Honey Lemon/Callahan(if I do write this AU he would be the villain)

Roman as Wasabi

Virgil as Go-Go

Janus as Hiro

Remus as Fred

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Logan as one of the gargoyles

Patton as one of the gargoyles

Roman as Phoebus

Virgil as Esmerelda

Janus as Quasimodo

Remus as the jester who tells the story(and maybe as Frollo? I don't really know)

[topazy]

In season two, will 10k and Astra’s relationship be defined?!

Yes, I’ve answered a similar question before but didn’t say much because I don’t think they had kissed at that point🤣

“I’d never do that, Mr. Stubbins. We just need your help. Kindly lower your gun from my girlfriend, and I’ll let go of you.”

So far 10k has just assumed they are a couple since they first kissed, and Astra was unsure but ever since 10k called her his girlfriend she’s just went with it

[radioactiveradley]

oh my god

the entire scientific community @ Mr Stubbins Ffirth

Then you got MASON SONES, who accidentally injected a bunch of dye into a 26-yo patient's aorta in 1958 and put him into ayestole - but revived him by making him cough! Sones realised from this that you could inject some contrast dye into the coronary arteries, paving the way for our modern cath labs!

A delightful amount of medical progress is made out of 'whoopsies' and 'hmmm what if I just did this highly experimental and dangerous procedure on myself'

[crazyplantmae]

"House Brownie & the Hedgehog" Part of Art Contest on DeviantArt. http://crazyplantmae.deviantart.com/art/House-Brownie-and-the-Hedgehog-692458881 feat. Mr. Stubbins 💜 from Plants vs. Zombies Comic Series. I love the colors and styles I used! 💕

[the-smallest-star]

Gritt said you were disfigured? You don't look it.

“Ah. Ha ha.... ha.... his favorite insult.”

“...... I have no legs. They’re fake. His nickname for me was Mr Stubbins.”

[worryinglyinnocent]

Fic: Dead Man Walking (4/?)

Summary: Prime Ministers don’t normally wake up in morgues after they’ve been murdered, but that’s exactly what Robert Sutherland has just done. Right in front of Lacey’s nose. With limited resources and not knowing who to trust, Sutherland and Lacey must work together to get to the bottom of the attempted assassination.

Based loosely on this dream I had.

Rated: T, eventually E.

Note: This is meant to be ‘darkly humorous and amusing mystery’ rather than ‘gripping political thriller’…

[One] [Two] [Three] [AO3]

—

Dead Man Walking

Four

Lacey’s night just kept getting stranger. Having delivered the Prime Minister safely into the hands of his Chief of Staff, who, although at least three sheets to the wind and probably closer to four, did at least seem capable, she should have just left them to it.

She should have just got them out of the hospital, waved them cheerily away with a cry of ‘good luck, don’t nearly get assassinated again’ and gone home. It was almost two o’clock in the morning, for heaven’s sake, she had better places to be than skulking down alleyways beside the ambulance station. Like bed, for instance.

But no. Here she was, skulking down an alleyway with the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister’s drunk Chief of Staff, and the Prime Minister’s drunk Chief of Staff’s equally drunk mother, for whose presence no one had a satisfactory explanation.

There was a taxi waiting in the shadows and Lacey nearly jumped out of her skin when the lights came on, half-convinced that the secret service had caught them, and they were all about to be thrown in jail for absconding with a supposedly dead body.

These fears were immediately allayed by the taxi driver sticking her head out of the window wearing an incredulous expression.

“Did you two just kidnap the Prime Minister?” she whispered, in as close to a shout of alarm as a whisper could ever get. “I told you I wasn’t getting involved in any illegal activity! You put him back where you found him right now or I’m turning this car around!”

“We’re not kidnapping him, we’re rescuing him,” Carrie said patiently. “And considering we found him in the morgue, we’d really rather not put him back there if it’s all the same to you.”

“Well, technically we found him in a linen closet,” Mrs de Ville pointed out. “Miss French found him in the morgue.”

“Can we please get out of here?” Sutherland asked. “I thought this was a rescue mission; you’re talking more than a fucking cabinet meeting and making about as little sense.”

The stunned taxi driver still did not move.

“Shouldn’t you have a limo and bodyguards and the works?” she asked.

“Well, if we’re going to get technical,” Carrie snapped. “As it is, he’s got us, and I suggest that we get out of here.”

Carrie bundled the Prime Minister into the back of the taxi, much to his protest at being manhandled on top of already having died that evening and been poked with needles by Lacey.

Lacey should have taken this as her cue to leave. He was in good hands; everything would be all right. All she had to do now was avoid the hospital for a couple of days until the furore died down and Sutherland was officially alive and back in Downing Street again.

Her phone buzzed with the arrival of a text message, and the weight of it in her hand reminded her of her earlier phone call to Dorothy and the test tubes of blood she’d dropped off in the pathology lab whilst she’d had Sutherland hiding in the closet. She couldn’t walk away now. Like it or not, she was in too deep. She’d been in too deep the moment she decided to help the poor man avoid the Suits rather than simply informing the necessary authorities that he was alive.

She looked at the message; it was from her father.

DID YOU STEAL THE PM???

She ignored it and shoved her phone back in her bag. She could answer later, once everything wasn’t quite so up in the air.

“Are you coming, darling?” Carrie was standing by the open taxi door. “All things considered I think we might need you. As amazingly put together as I look right now, I’m just a tad worse for wear and a sober brain might be helpful. And, of course, we can work out some kind of recompense for the marvellous help you’ve already given.”

It was not exactly the promise of recompense that swayed Lacey, but she couldn’t deny that when one of the most powerful people in the country – she’d seen Yes Minister, she knew how much power the Civil Service held – said that she might be needed, it did make her preen a little.

“My moped’s round the corner,” she said. “I’ll follow you.”

With that, she thought, she’d effectively thrown her lot in with Sutherland and sealed her fate, no matter what that might be once the Suits caught up to them. If the Suits caught up to them. Maybe now that they’d discovered the body was missing, they’d realise what had happened and give it up as a bad job.

Carrie gave a nod of understanding and got back into the taxi. Immediately a heated discussion started up between her and the taxi driver, and Lacey left them to it, hurrying round the corner to where she’d left her moped, praying that this was not the one night that her luck had run out and she’d been clamped. Mercifully, the tired little Yamaha was waiting for her exactly where she’d left it earlier in the evening, as free as a bird.

A couple of minutes later she was following the taxi down the winding lanes that led away from Stoke Mandeville and into the middle of the dark countryside. She had no idea where she was going, all the roads looked the same at this time of night, and a thought struck her that they might be headed for Chequers. She quickly squashed it; there was no way she’d be allowed in there and Carrie wouldn’t have invited her.

They did not end up outside Chequers. They ended up outside a well-appointed detached house set back from the road on a leafy avenue in a quaint village. It was so typically English and respectable that it made the perfect hideout for a supposedly-dead Prime Minister and his partners in crime, and Lacey had to laugh at the sheer absurdity of the situation as she pulled into the sweeping driveway and parked up next to the taxi.

“Right. Coffee, I think,” Carrie said as she helped Sutherland out of the back of the taxi. “Would you like to come in for some, Ursula?” she asked the taxi driver. “You can leave your meter running if you like, but after all tonight’s excitement, I think you deserve something.”

Ursula was very visibly in two minds before she switched the taxi engine off and got out.

“Whatever,” she muttered. “Tonight’s already so goddamn weird. Might as well have coffee with the Prime Minister who just got kidnapped from a hospital.”

Mrs de Ville let them into the house and set about making coffee as everyone else settled in the living room – as stylish as Carrie and her mother looked, Lacey had to admit that the décor was absolutely atrocious. Carrie was fussing over Sutherland, who was not at all appreciative.

“I’m not sure I like you like this,” he muttered. “Worrying like a mother hen isn’t a good look on you. Where’s the snarky wisecracker telling me to get a grip every ten minutes.?

“Oh, she’s still here. It’s not every day that your boss dies and rises from the grave. I was distraught, Robert, I’ll have you know. Ask Mother. She’ll have to get the front wall repaired. I can’t believe how dismissive of my affections you are. I’ll withhold them next time you find yourself waking up in a morgue. You’ll be on your own then.”

Sutherland smiled. “That’s the Carrie I know.”

Mrs de Ville came in bearing a tray laden with cups, cafetière, sugar bowl and milk jug, along with a plate of chocolate biscuits, and Lacey reached out to intercept the cup that was heading towards Sutherland.

“No! I told you, you’re on water until we know what killed you. Besides, you already told me you thought it was your coffee that had been poisoned, surely that should put you off the stuff.”

Carrie raised an eyebrow. “I don’t think anything could put Robert off his coffee.”

Sutherland just glowered at Lacey. “Can I at least have a cigarette?” he asked, looking over at Mrs de Ville slotting one into the end of her holder. “After everything I’ve been through tonight, I think I deserve that small comfort at least.”

As a semi medical professional, Lacey knew that the correct answer was no, but the poor man looked so incredibly done with absolutely everything that she relented.

“Fine.”

He looked to Carrie, who had just accepted the pack from her mother and who rolled her eyes before handing it to him.

“Do you ladies mind if we light up?” Mrs de Ville asked Lacey and Ursula. “I wholeheartedly agree with the Prime Minister concerning the stressful events of the night and I’m not even the one who got assassinated.”

Ursula shrugged. “It’s your house, I’m just here for the ride. Well, that’s not strictly true, I’m here because I am the ride.”

“The one good thing about coming home is that I can use a cigarette holder and not look pretentious,” Carrie said.

“No, you still look pretentious,” Sutherland muttered. “There’s just two of you looking pretentious together.”

“I’m sorry, did you say someone had been assassinated?” Ursula said. Everyone in the room pointed to Sutherland and Ursula’s eyebrows shot to her hairline. “I’ve been in a car all night, I don’t think I’m up to speed here, and if you’re going to invite me in and give me coffee then I think I need to know the whole story in case some government scientists try to do experiments on me.” She looked at Lacey with suspicion. “You’re not a government scientist, are you?”

“Hell no.” Lacey threw her hands up in defence. “I just happened to be in the wrong place at the right time when the assassinee woke up, because the assassin didn’t do a very good job.”

“Right.” Ursula stared into the depths of her coffee cup and the room fell silent for a while.

“We’ve got to get to the bottom of this before someone realises that you’re missing,” Carrie said suddenly, stubbing out her cigarette and jumping up before grimacing and rubbing her head. “Ugh, Mother, why did you decide that elderflower wine was a good idea?”

“Elderflower wine is always a good idea. I think the problem came when we decided to bring gin into the mix.”

Lacey wished that she wasn’t on her moped. She could really have used some gin.

“Anyway, Sir Albert’s up to his neck in it, I swear. He’s locked me out of everything. Why’s he even down here in the first place? If you’ve got me you shouldn’t need him. He should be running the show up in London.”

Sutherland shrugged. “I didn’t invite him. I didn’t even know he was down here. Bad news must have travelled fast when you found me.”

Carrie shook her head. “No, he was already here, there’s no way he could have got here from London that fast.”

“Well, we already know that he’s a fucking piece of work, so it’s not too much of a stretch of the imagination to think he’d stretch to murder. I mean, he’s always hated me ever since I made it clear I wasn’t going to be his lapdog and he couldn’t just shove his hand up my arse and run the country through me like he did to my predecessor.”

Lacey couldn’t help but give a snort of laughter at that summation.

“It’s settled then. Sir Albert was responsible!” Mrs de Ville clapped her hands together. “I told you I was made to be a sleuth.”

“Mother, you did precisely nothing. And besides, as much as we all hate Sir Albert, we need some kind of proof.” Carrie’s eyes lit up. “Ursula! How do you feel about earning another fare?”

“Is this one going to involve illegal activity?”

“Well, that depends on your definition of illegal.”

Lacey’s phone buzzed again; she hoped it wasn’t her dad persisting with questions about the stolen Prime Minister.

Luckily, it was Dorothy with the test results.

D: Who the hell did you take this blood from? Are they still alive? Have you been sneaking around with your dad’s corpses?

L: Classified, yes, and technically no.

D: Technically… You know what, I don’t want to know. Anyway, here we go.

“Ok, it looks like you were poisoned with something I can’t pronounce that was extracted from the rhododendron plant, and you’ll be pleased to know that you can now eat and drink whatever you’d like as long as it does not contain rhododendrons.”

“Thank God.” Sutherland attacked the plate of biscuits with relish.

The conversation with Dorothy brought Lacey’s mind back full circle to the hospital.

“This Sir Albert guy you keep talking about,” she said. “Tall, grey suit, not much hair and what’s there is white, grey eyes, looks like he could kill you at fifty paces with dour expression alone?”

Sutherland nodded. “Yes, that certainly sounds like him. Head of the Civil Service.”

“Yeah, he was at the hospital. He was the one who kept delaying your autopsy and the one who, according to Dad, went ballistic when he handed off your effects to forensics without his say-so.”

“Yes, that definitely sounds like him.”

Carrie and Sutherland looked at each other.

“Bastard,” Carrie said. “Right, that settles it. We’re going to Chequers for evidence.”

Sutherland grabbed the last biscuit. “Can you get me some clothes whilst you’re there?”

[katkalis-the-fanartist]

PvZ comic scenes that are super important

[strangersunghoon]

Favorite actors & actresses part 4

Watched ✅

Didn’t watch Yet ❌

Faves ❤️‍🔥

Edvin Ryding

•4 February 2003 (Stockholm)

•🇸🇪

Movies

The stig-helmer story (2011) ❌

The Crown Jewels (2011) : Richard❌

Nobel’s last will (2012) : Kalle❌

Prime time (2012) : Kalle❌

Studio sex (2012) : Kalle❌

Den Röda vargen (2012) : Kalle❌

Livstid (2012) : Kalle❌

En plats I solen (2012) : Kalle❌

IRL (2013) : Lillebror❌

Beyond Beyond (2014) : Johan❌

Mr peabody & sherman (2014) : Tutankhamun, Mason (Swedish version)❌

Paddington (2014) : Jonathan (Swedish version)❌

Jönssonligan Den perfekta stöten (2015) : Young Charles❌

Om allt vore på riktigt (2016) : Josef❌

Kubo and the two strings (2016) : Kuba (Swedish version)❌

Paddington 2 (2017) : Jonathan (Swedish version) ❌

Onward (2020) : Ian (Swedish version) ❌

Dolittle (2020) : Stubbins (Swedish version)❌

Arcane (2021) : Ekko❌

Don’t look up (2021) : Yule (Swedish version)❌

Shows

Mannen under Trappan (2009) : Fabian ❌

Biciklo-supercykeln (2013) : Valle❌

Fröken frimans krig (2013-2017) : Krig❌

Bastuklubben (2014) : Young Jarmo❌

Gåsmamman (2015-2022) : Linus❌

Storm på lugna gatan (2018) : Sylvester ❌

Älska mig (2019-2020) : Viktor❌

High school musical the series (2020) : Ricky (Swedish version) ❌

Maria wern (2020) : Elliot❌

Young royals (2021-current) : Prince Wilhelm✅❤️‍🔥

Hellenius hörna (2021) : Self❌

Eddie Redmayne

Percy hynes White

Nijiro Murakami

Jenna Ortega

Ewan Mitchell

[creatorthegod]

Personally I love this idea and plants vs zombies so here is my take on this.

 Yuu but instead of Crazy Dave they are like Zomboss, Think about it, a new random person appears out of know where and are very bossy and rude and a bullies' ’like Zomboss in the books’ and can tell zombies what to do as they also have zombies by them. Another thing is they don't care if others see the zombies, one time class had started and the door was ripped open by a Gargantua, another time they where with Riddle and there hedgehog ’Mr. Stubbins’ started flirting with a pink hedgehog, not important but it happened, and one last thing don’t make Yuu mad as they have a zombies army, or they might throw a imp at you.

What about Plants vs Zombies! Yuu or My little pony! Yuu?

(it's time to unlock some child nostalgia)

Hello! I’ll be doing the PvZ one ‘cause I don’t think the magic of friendship can help Yuu here much.

===

I'm just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, PvZ!Yuu brainrot!

Yuu here is eccentric and a bit crazy. Yeah, they’re manifesting Crazy Dave’s energy and also wearing the iconic saucepan helmet.

That’s just what happens when they’ve been stuck in a zombie apocalypse with no human contact for who knows how long and only have their mutant plants to accompany them as well as fight hordes after hordes of zombies every day.

One day they suddenly appeared in Twisted Wonderland and Yuu just takes it all in stride. Why? ‘CAUSE THEY’RE CRAAAZY!!!!! Kind of, anyway...

So, after some things happen that ended with Crowley dragging both Yuu and a bound Grim to the Mirror Chamber, the ceremony proceed to continue.

The students witness this weird person wearing a saucepan on their head and holding an empty plant pot—wait, does that… does that pot have eyes…?

It’s… It’s blinking…

Anyway, the mirror says that Yuu doesn’t belong to any dormitory and the fire incident ensues.

Everything was in chaos and the next thing anyone knows, there’s this blue plant thing with eyes on the previously empty plant pot that starts shooting blue projectiles at the cat that seem to slow it down until the fire settled down.

Yuu picks up Grim and smiles goofily at him but there’s this look in their eyes that tells him they understand. Of the loneliness they feel, the fear of being alone, and the desire of wanting to be accepted.

They rub their cheek against Grim softly and says, “It’s okay, kitty. You’re not alone, anymore…”

“…I’m not a cat…”

So, major crisis averted, the ceremony ends and the students go to their respective dorms.

Fast forward a little later and Yuu and Grim gets Ramshackle as their home after learning that they were from another world.

Yuu takes one look at Ramshackle and they already have multiple plans of filling it up with plants.

Just imagine being Crowley visiting Yuu and Grim the next day to tell them they need to clean the Main Plaza for their janitorial duty only to see a bunch of what looks to be sunflowers with faces planted in a neat row not far away, swaying gently and glowing lightly before a miniature sun pops out of them which Yuu grabs nonchalantly.

Grim’s there too, helping with catching the sunlight.

“What… exactly is happening here?”

“We’re collecting sunlight.”

“O…kay… And why, may I ask?”

“In case the zombies come and try to eat my brains!”

Crowley obviously never gets a proper answer so he just tells the duo of their job for today and goes on his way, still wondering where those sunflowers with faces even came from.

So anyway, the chandelier falling event happens and the single braincell group gets sent to the mines to get a magic crystal.

The Dwarf Mine’s monster’s pretty durable and even after being crushed under the weight of Deuce’s summoned cauldrons, it could still move.

So Yuu did the most reasonable thing they could think of and planted a Doom-shroom next to the monster.

Grim becomes curious of it since he was briefly informed by Yuu of what the plants they have can do but he doesn’t exactly know their specific abilities.

“Henchuman! Is that a mushroom? Why is it sleeping? What does it do?”

“They’re sleeping because they’re nocturnal! As for what they can do, well…”

Grim just watches Yuu break out into a crazy smile before tapping the mushroom with what seems to be a coffee bean.

Yuu then proceeds to scoop up Grim and lock their arms around Deuce and Ace’s own before dragging them all away.

Grim, Ace, and Deuce sees the plant wake up and then just… explodes.

They watch in horrified fascination at the place the Doom-shroom used to be and the massive crater that decided to take its place.

“Heh… boom…” Was all Yuu said, chuckling lightly to themselves.

So anyway Grim, Ace, and Deuce banned Yuu from planting the shroom unless they really, really had a good reason to do so.

Speaking of Doom-shroom, Yuu may be slightly crazy but they’re not crazy enough to ever give or even let Jade learn of Doom-shroom’s existence.

Or Hypno-shroom, for that matter, because who knows how many people they’d force into a contract if they ever used it.

So anyway, Yuu and Grim become students of NRC and people get to know Yuu as that weird person who always carry around a usually empty plant pot that had eyes and seemed to be sentient.

They also sometimes speak in grumbles and gibberish which confuses others most often than not but they eventually realizes that Yuu’s a good person who likes to help others.

Anyway, every time Floyd sees Yuu, he tries to squeeze them.

If Yuu can’t escape in time from Floyd’s grasp, they always plant a Chomper in their pot which proceeds to bite Floyd’s head. That was all it does, though. It doesn’t hurt Floyd or anything. Floyd just finds the plant’s attempt at eating him funny which makes his hold on Yuu loose enough for them to escape.

Also, aside from Doom-shroom and Hypno-shroom, Yuu’s willing enough to show Jade the rest of the mushroom plants.

Jade’s favorite is the Scaredy-shroom. He just finds it cute whenever they try to hide from him.

Anyway, I imagine the pult plants’ ‘ammo’ can be eaten. Imagine Ruggie befriending a bunch of these and the plants just lets Ruggie take some of their ‘ammo’ to bring back with him. Infinite food strats, my friends. Ruggie’s gonna go places.

Also, there’s Marigold but the questions is, would Marigold produce Twisted Wonderland’s currency or the currency from Yuu’s world?

“I don’t want to destroy this place’s economy… I’m not that crazy.”, says Yuu.

Also, the overblot…

Imagine Yuu planting a Repeater on the pot and whoever overblotted mocks them because what can a piece of pea do to them?

Cue Repeater turning into a Gatling Pea.

Additionally, Cob Cannons. Hecc, even a simple Cherry Bomb can do the job and knock the overblot boys out in an instant. The Doom-shroom is still banned as usual, though.

Yuu literally has access to military-grade firepower, everyone should fear them. Well, assuming they have enough sunlight, that is, but that doesn’t seem to be a problem for them.

Imagine Deuce and Ace entering Yuu’s Zen Garden and sees a heccing Doom-shroom there, completely awake.

After the initial panic, they soon find out from Grim that it can actually choose whether to detonate itself or not which makes them significantly relax since there wasn’t any danger of it blowing up anytime soon, right? Right?

Yuu planting Planterns all over Ramshackle to save on electricity bills.

Wait, does Ramshackle even have working electricity? Or does it use magic?

Yuu gave Epel a Cattail on a pot one time.

Epel was a bit offended because he thought Yuu was mocking him for being cute-looking.

Yuu: “You remind me of a Cattail. Cute-”

Epel: *offended noise*

Yuu: “-and also very deadly.

Epel: :0

Epel then finds out that Cattail can shoot sharp projectiles out of their tail that homes in on people or things they considered as an enemy. It instantly became his favorite plant.

Epel was very confused when the cat-looking plant started barking, though.

Yuu gives others plants if they know the others won’t use it for nefarious reasons. They’d know if they did and it would be extremely easy to take the plant away from them without the other’s knowledge.

When Yuu finds out about Silver’s tendency to sleep a lot, they were very curious if their Coffee Bean would work on him.

Lilia walking in on the sight of Yuu lightly tapping the Coffee Bean in their hand against sleeping Silver’s face. He has pictures.

Sadly, the Coffee Bean does not work.

Yuu asks Silver if they want to take a bite out of the Coffee Bean to see if it’d help him stay awake but Silver refused because he didn’t really have the heart to take a bite out of the bean, especially when it was looking at him with wide eyes and a smile on its little bean face.

Yuu and Grim talking one night and Yuu casually says,

“You know Grim. I like it very much in this place. It has humans in it and no zombies. The zombies in my world aren’t really friendly and they keep trying to eat my brain but I need my brain so I don’t let them.”

“…Your world has what now?”

[100yearoldcomics]

May 19, 1922 Out Our Way by J.R. Williams

Caption: Mrs. Stubbins is still wondering if that kid was making fun of her. [ID: A young boy vacates his seat on a crowded streetcar and offers it to a large woman standing and holding onto a strap. The area he's left for her is about five inches wide at best. /end] Boy: There y'are, lady. Take my seat.

[helloeliebellyhere]

Mr. Stubbins! Love these books.

Pandemic Parent stage: Arranging kids books by spectrum.

[professionallyprocrastinating]

Dr Dolittle 2020 - a review

Yesterday, I managed not to cringe when the person I was acting as a Support Worker for declared that they wanted to go and see Dr Dolittle. 

Deciding that at least I could settle the debate of whether or not Robert Downey Jr is a Method Actor who flops at anything not Iron Man-related, I braced myself for two hours of retreating to a mental happy place.

While not as bad as I had expected from the reviews, it wasn’t without some serious problems. I don’t count it as a complete waste of time and money, but the actors will not be chalking this up on their “Oscar-Worthy Greatest Hits” list. Which is a shame, since the star-studded cast list and the energy most of them put in are what stopped the film from being a complete disaster.

Anyway, onto the actual review...

Not having seen Cats, I can't say if the trending meme of “Come back, “Cats” we forgive you!”, is accurate, but having now seen/been unwillingly subjected to Dr Dolittle 2020, I can say it was... confused. 

The Bad

Multiple villains were introduced and discarded just as quickly, with very little build up, despite being the best part of the film. The plot suffered from being at once too simplistic and too busy. Downey Jr's accent sounds like he was told 'Gaelic' but didn't bother with the difference between Irish, Scottish and Welsh accents, and settled on a wildly-fluctuating mix of all three That Downey Jr is method acting as Unstable, Unlikable Asshole All About The Man-pain doesn't help, and the name Do-Little has never been more accurate.  The animal characters were comic relief stereotypes, and while the voice actors were trying their best, bad dialogue turned -intended-as-witty to unintentional-cringe-humour.

The Good

On the (few) things the movie did right, the secondary protagonist, Henry Stubbins, was someone I could get behind. The animal-loving nephew of a Hunting family, his ambitions to be an animal doctor explain why he would jump onto a ship with someone everyone considers mad. Refusing to accept defeat or rejection, he makes for a main character compelling enough to stay in your seat. Michael Sheen and Antonio Banderas are at their dramatic, comedic best as the two extremely Extra main antagonists, and while they aren’t as fleshed out as they could be,  Banderas gets an interesting plot twist and the homoerotic lifting-chin-with-sword scene that I will never not love. Michael Sheen is always a win, and while his resolution is slap-dash at best, he is responsible for making me giggle more than once.

The Confusing

For someone probably intended to be and ‘Evil Mastermind’; Jim Broadbent as Lord Thomas Badgley was more of a Mr Collins. Likewise, the poisoning of Queen Victoria felt more like a side-note than a motivation. Craig Robinson is the Entire Audience as Kevin the Squirrel, convinced that the world and everything in it is out to get him. I feel you, my dude.