#mr grizz please

[canid-daze]

Last triumvirate battle of big run (that fits into my schedule) AND ALL GET IS FUCKING BRONZE

[tarn-ati0n]

Grizzco gives his slowest weapons to his most aggressive workers.

[wheezerbuster]

playing splatoon 3 big run and the horroboros is. truely from the ninth circle of hell my friends. it flies and it booyah bombs u while theres a bunch of other bosses nipping at your ass

[gatoburr0]

im so bored so AU lore drop in the middle of the night

I did this in ms paint and yes I was lazy so it looks shitty a bit on purpose

does this mean anything? no. I will continue to draw feral lesbians ripping each other apart because this is just a dumb comfort au

[og-ciel]

I couldn't decide which one was funnier XD

[ratspaguetti]

Splatoon headcanon- Fuzzy inkfish

Okay so! In splatoon 3, return of the mammalians, I was sorely disappointed when said mammalians where just...hairy and brainwashed, literally that's it, which had let me down so bad, given the fact that slight alteration of character model and brainwashing had already happened before (sanitization) and genuinely, the occasions haven't changed much behavior wise, so this is how I have headcanoned what should have actually happened in splatoon 3!

Behavior

Given the fact that the fuzzy ink fish are now mammalian, depending on the inkfish, they might hiss, scratch, bite, and attack like a wild animal, really depending on the type of animal they are based off of, I imagine most would be bearlike because it is Mr Grizz that made this happen, but imagine, a fuzzy inkling with Spirulas growing out of their head like sheep horns, completely ramming a another inkling a good couple of feet away! Making interesting gameplay! And given Japan seems to love cat girls (can't blame them) give a octoling some cat ears and very agile and bam! Happy fans- (I will probably talk more about behaviors in a different post)

They also do not use weapons! Given the fact they are mammals, they use their animal like features instead to fully attack [this is what will be explored in a different post]

Body

I need bullet points for these because there is a lot I wanna go through

Mammals aren't just fluffy creatures, they also have these cool nest things called bones and warm blood

So fuzzy ink fish will first experience "fever" like symptoms as their ink slowly heats up, and over a long period of time (depending on how much furry goop they have been exposed to and how long they have been a fuzzy inkfish) and go into a hibernation like state, when they come back to, their body will have had the changes, first, they are not hot blooded and have furr in their tentacles

Later on, their body will slowly shift to a more animal like appearance, like hands slowly enlongating and growing large claws, more hunched like posture to more easily run in four legs, growing new teeth that are more mammalian in nature (could be herbivore, could be carnivore) some will grow more furry along their extremities as well, some will even grow more animal like ears and eyes

At this stage, most of these bodily changes are still reversible with enough medical equipment, as the ink fish are still majorly cartilage and ink, so they can be reformed (kinda how they can still change into a squid or octopus)

Yet, when their bones start to grow, these changes are mostly irreversible, bones will form after a good couple of months, this will make fuzzy inkfish tanks compared to normal ink fish, the skeletal structure has downsides however, like the inability to turn into a squid/octopus anymore, given the fact that you can't really shapeshift into something as small as a squid, where would all those bones go??

But their inability to shapeshift smaller does not mean they cannot shapeshift at all, by or consuming the fuzzy ooze or ink, their body will grow in size, and they take a much more animal like shape, like how a human where to turn into a werewolf, in this form, they do high amounts of damage by the swings of their claws

Their bones and thicker skin would also do that one think most inklings and octolings can't do, get in water, cuz let's be honest, unless the oceans are actual acid, having a body with thicker skin, bones and muscle tissue, probably makes these Fuzzy Inklings/octolings able to actually swim!

Also, when their skeletal structure is growing, they will likely also grow tails (you can't have tails otherwise, yah need the spindle bones to make it, no-?)

I'll continue all this later- it's just my ideas I've been thinking of-

[choccymilkblehhh]

some cosplays i made in ponytown a while ago and might redo grizz to fit the au more but ueah

:3

[real-mr-grizz]

sir can i eat the bowl of food thats been on the table near the lockers

Sure knock yourself out

[siroldfashionloverboy]

Are they yaoi

[alolomololomola]

Salmon Run is fun until you girlboss your way into a hazard level that you're not actually qualified to deal with

[shoe-shoe-shoe-shoe-shoe]

FUCK IT IM DRAWING A OC THAT CAN KISS MR GRIZZ ! Mr Grizz OGH IM GONNA PIKE:H$PIUJJKKE PUKE omg Yeah whatever M!!!?!!!??MMMMMM. !!!!!!

The way his theme is so chaotic and SHHSHhdgSHAJHZaAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE MR GRIZZ,,,,,,,,!,!!m,M,! Oh I’m gonna pass out

Yep Mr grizz sa=e me I need to talk more about him I love him bring him back down !!!!, THE voices of mammal life singing through him AND THE HORNS THAT SOUND LIKE WHEN YOU BEAT A ROUND IN SALMON RUN I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I FORGIVE HIM BRING HIM HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!!!! UGHHHYGYGHBBHHN

[voidchildstar]

Dear salmon run players-

PUT THE EGGS IN THE MF BASKET- istg i've lost so many rounds because people just leave the eggs sitting around and I swear I'm the only 1 trying to meet the quota-

[nemeyuko]

Grizzco should unionize.

[og-ciel]

Basic stinger experince

[magnoliathefool]

new map is going well

[voidscarredadjudicator]

If team Zombie wins I swear I'm going to commit a fucking felony

let's win this one for our fellow boners