#mr grande

[undeserved-halo]

i feel like mikey angelo (mr grande) invented being a twink and if you disagree then my dms are open although do please take into consideration that your opinion is wrong 😊

[cherryblossomshadow]

8 Months Deep Into 2024… FULL Recap

Mr. Grande

8 months deep into 2024. Let's go back, recap once more

January

Katt (katt williams)

Big Foot (naval station norfolk)

Gypsy press tour (gypsy rose)

Amelia washed up on shore (amelia earhart)

February

Taylor and Travis at the game (taylor swift, travis kelce)

Drake made a movie

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

One Ooma Loompa and their newfound fame. “The Unknown” brought Glasgow great pain (Willy’s Chocolate Experience in Glasgow Scotland)

March

Storytime with JLo (jennifer lopez)

No chick-fil-a sauce (no Chick-fil-A sauce girl, gina lynn)

Bridge hit by the boat (Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore, Maryland)

Eternal Sunshine (ariana grande)

Cowboy Carter, let’s go (beyonce)

Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif: Tic Tac Toe (tiktok)

April

New York City is shaken (earthquake)

Case closed on OJ Simpson

New Tay Tay Kim K diss drop (kim Kardashian, thanK you aIMee)

JoJo Siwa inventing gay pop

May

Billie drops (billie eilish)

Nicki locked up before show (nicki minaj)

Baby wanna go to Four Seasons Orlando

Eurovision

Northern Lights

Portal got naughty (new york-dublin portal)

Rep. Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas: Bleach blonde bad built butch body

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AOC vs Marjorie got wild (alexandria ocasio cortez, marjorie taylor greene)

The met gala had extra questionable style

34, the magic number at the Trump trial (prosecution of donald trump in new york)

Drake got converted to a PDF file (kendrick lamar, kendrick vs drake)

June

Heat waves everywhere like everywhere is Phoenix

Charli and Lorde work it out on the remix (charli xcx, girl so confusing)

Chappell Roan statue (statue of liberty costume, governors ball music festival)

This just in… (justin timberlake, this is going to ruin the tour)

Carpool karaoke with Kim and Putin (kim jong un, vladimir putin)

July

This one’s an EAR full. Where to start?

America becomes an episode of South Park (2024 shooting at a donald trump rally, assassination attempt, thomas matthew crooks)

Simone still GOATed (simone biles, paris Olympics)

Joe got covid (joe biden, coronavirus)

Trump got shot, and bro emoted

Biden dropped out, said B-Y-E (Joever)

IKEA is the strip club for J.D. (jd vance, jd vance couch controversy)

Kamala is BRAT (kamala harris, brat, brat summer, charli xcx)

Donald isn’t him/he (“I don’t want pronouns”)

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree

August

H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can’t ask me 4 photo (chappell roan)

The Olympics comes to a close

We blew up this song from 7 years ago (symphony, clean bandit, I Just Paid for My Lobotomy with Kohls Cash)

Short n’ Sweet came out, everybody JUMP (sabrina carpenter)

Brazil can’t tweet (x, twitter, elon musk, brazil, blocking of twitter in brazil)

DNC against Trump (democratic national convention)

Adele with the T-Shirt action pump

Blake Lively: Congrats on your little bump

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Blake Lively bullied interviewer

The “WHO” wants to know who got the mpox cure (Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, monkeypox)

Social security no longer secure (2024 national public data breach)

We say goodbye to our brat summer (charli xcx)

And you see how I did that recap? Very mindful. Very demure (jools lebron, joolieannie)

[gertritude-art]

WHO WANTS TO BE THE EMPEROR? is a micro visual novel about an amateur assassin and an unlucky guard trying to hide a politician's corpse. It was originally made for the O2A2 jam 2024, but has undergone edits since its initial release. Takes about 5-10 minutes to play! Totally free! Play it here!

[chrasilla]

i love wes anderson's regulars because if i was a famous director i too would only do stuff with my friends and include them in everything i do

[f1-stuff]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7cVB8qoZr5/?igsh=MXFsNW8wNm9qbWVpYg== the video of the hug! 🥹

🙃

[tomcat-reusables]

Getting into Wes Anderson and don’t know what to watch? Refer to this handy dandy flow chart I made.

[tea-cat-arts]

Ranking mxtx couples by whether or not I think they'd be good parents

(I'm 90% sure I'm forgetting someone)

Yep, next question (S)-

Wangxian: tried and tested good dads. I wish them luck with the whole “trying to get wwx pregnant” thing 

They have some shit to work through, but after that I think they'd be fine (A)-

Ling Wen/ Bai Jin: if we're just going off the original publication, I would put them in a much lower tier, but since the revised edition added that thing about them raising orphans together and said orphans turning out alright before unfortunate circumstances, I'm putting them up here. I think they'll be alright once they work through the miscommunication

Xiao Xingchen/ Song Lan: They obviously have a lot of trauma they're working through, but I'd like to think they and A-Qing will be a loving family in the long run 

One of them would be a good parent, the other wouldn't be a bad parent (B)-

Jiang Yanli/ Jin Zixuan: there's no canon reason for me putting them this low. Jin Zixuan just gives off a mediocre parent vibe to me (and we all know Jiang Yanli is the best)

Yushipei: Yushi Huang has good mom energy, and Pei Ming has been shown to be a not terrible mentor. I'd want the misogyny fully beaten out of him with a mace before I'd think he should have kids of his own though 

Lang Qianqiu/ Little Guy: at the very least, they're making sure Guzi is fed, clothed, washed, vaccinated, and has access to education. Neither of them know what they're doing, but I think Little Guy is good at faking it. I wish them luck in their upcoming custody battle  

You know what, surprise me/ I'll hear you out (C)-

Bingqiu: My first instinct is “no, do not bring kids into this,” but then I remembered tharnShen Qingqiu has a surprisingly decent track record? Like, Ning Yingying and Ming Fan both turned out a lot more health than they did in the original novel, and though I wouldn't call him in a good place, Binghe is doing a lot better than Bingge. The wild card for me here is Luo Binghe because I have no idea how he'd be with kids

Quanyin: Yin Yu had a decent track record until he was pushed into snapping. I think rn, he needs a couple centuries of being a babygirl before he's ready to parent again. No idea how Quan Yizhen would do though 

Born to “dual income, no kids, rich uncles/aunts” (D)-

Fengqing: Feng Xin is canonically a bad dad. I know he's working on it, but it is what it is. Mu Qing has been shown to be decent with kids, but I think he’d have a melt down if he had to deal with the mess constantly. 

Hualian: I mean, Xie Lian has raised three kids at this point and one of them became a god, another became state preceptor and then sorta complicit in a genocide, and one became god AND committed genocide + he babysat a ghost king for months and didn't even realize that's what he was because it was a miracle if he remembered to feed him… so, a mixed bag. Hua Cheng may be schrodinger’s child hater, but I'm intrigued by the idea of him raising kids just because I want to know how his own childhood would influence his parenting abilities. They should probably just stick to babysitting for now though 

Mingling: Liu Mingyan is too busy writing gay porn to be dealing with kids, and I just can't imagine Sha Hualing as a mom

Please don't bring a kid into this mess (F)-

Beefleaf: Do I need to explain this one?

Mobeishang: Shang Qinghua should not be put in any position where he has to teach someone about consent (Binghe’s early attempts at flirting being a prime example of why that's a bad idea). I also think Mobei Jun is still working on the whole “why hitting people is not cool” thing. 

QiJiu: I think the original timeline is a prime example of how they're just not in a place to be raising kids 

Jun Wu/ Mei Nianqing: Xie Lian would like a refund on his adopted father figures. They had one kid and he only made it to age 20 because he was cursed to not die

[fairweathermyth]

JASON SCHWARTZMAN + Wes Anderson Feature Films

[tapeworrmart]

Burning up 🔥

[poirott]

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S POIROT 11x01 "Mrs McGinty's Dead"

[dr-spectre]

WE DID IT!!!!

GREAT JOB EVERYONE!!!!! It's so amazing to see everyone collaborate together and reach this giant ass total. If we can reach a BILLION EGGS before it wraps up, I'll be so damn happy.

[herasoufleeart]

Mr. Raspberry Jam got replaced. 😓🧸 Michael and Trevor won a giant teddy bear at the amusement park.

Hopefully nothing awful will happen to it… 💀

I finally did a redraw of this outdated meme.

Here's the grayscale version if anyone was curious. 😅

[cherryblossomshadow]

6 Months Deep Into 2024.. FULL RECAP

Mr. Grande

6 months deep into 2024. Let's go back, recap once more

January

Gypsy Rose on a press tour

Aliens

AI

Airplane without a door (Boeing, Alaska Airlines Flight 1282)

Meg vs Nikki (megan thee stallion, nicki minaj, big foot, hiss)

Kylie vs Selena (taylor swift, kylie jenner, selena gomez)

Judge got lunged at (Deobra Delone Redden, Mary Kay Holthus)

Gen Z Regina (mean girls 2024, regina George, renee rapp)

We lost all of UMG (universal music group)

But we found Amelia Earhart in the sea

February

Taylor and Travis at the game (travis kelce)

Drake made a movie

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

One Ooma Loompa and their newfound fame. “The Unknown” brought Glasgow great pain (Willy’s Chocolate Experience in Glasgow Scotland)

March

Storytime with JLo (jennifer lopez)

Eternal Sunshine (ariana grande)

Grammy's first on the boat

To Cowboy Carter, we said hello (beyonce)

Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif: Tic Tac Toe (tiktok)

April

New York City is shaken (earthquake)

OJ Simpson

Justin and Jaden (justin Bieber, jaden smith, coachella 2024)

New Tay Tay Kim K diss drop (kim Kardashian, thanK you aIMee)

JoJo Siwa inventing gay pop

May

Nicki locked up before Amsterdam show

Baby wanna go to Four Seasons Orlando

Eurovision

Northern Lights

Portal got naughty (new york-dublin portal)

Rep. Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas: Bleach blonde bad built butch body

.

AOC vs Marjorie got wild (alexandria ocasio cortez, marjorie taylor greene)

The met gala had extra questionable style

34, the magic number at the Trump trial (prosecution of donald trump in new york)

Drake got converted to a PDF file (kendrick lamar, kendrick vs drake)

June

Heat waves everywhere like everywhere is Phoenix

Charli and Lorde work it out on the remix (charli xcx, girl so confusing)

People pottying to protest the Olympics (JeChieDansLaSeineLe23Juin)

Lisa bodying this song defied the laws of physics (rockstar, blackpink)

Rih Rih's viral fenty bob wig (rihanna)

The exquisite marketing that is WICKED

New Hunger Games announced about Haymitch (sunrise on the reaping)

More sightings of mysterious monoliths (2020 utah monolith)

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AI rewrites iconic memes (distracted boyfriend meme)

Nara Smith burned after making sunscreen

Kai and Kevin's super rockin slumber party stream (kai cenat, kevin hart)

Freaky Friday 2 announced

Please please please (sabrina carpenter)

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This is going to ruin the tour (justin timberlake)

Two old men in an old-man-war (donald trump vs joe biden debate)

Ride stuck upside down was funny lowkey (oaks park, portland, roller coaster)

Putin and Kim carpool karaoke (vladimir putin, kim jong un)

[edgarallennope]

Wes Anderson's cinematic canon is a diverse and colourful spectrum of comedy and tragedy that frequently explores familial dysfunction, grief, solitude and otherness to YOU. To me it is a cinematic universe. Bill Murray is the same guy in all of those films.

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

The thing about Wes Anderson's films is that I don't always connect with the stories he is telling, but by fucking god do I appreciate the craftmanship that went into making them.

[shitapril]

it's officially the canadian-grand-prix-race-week in my time-zone and i eagerly await oscar piastri revealing to us how he's in part canadian