#mr electricity is afraid poor ppl are going to steal from him and have sex in the streets i guess

[oblivioustoast]

so i’m scanning some documents at work- stuff about electricity transformer safety, ur basic guidelines- then i see the last few pages are an unprompted “note from the author” about how the world is going to hell because nobody wants to work for their money anymore and everyone is profiting off of pornography and crime

and like…. u rly had to make this transformer safety handbook ur platform for jesus, my dude?