#moving to calgary

[subbanator]

Oilers v Flames ... 17.08.18

[ominoose]

Found the tiniest of Outcome 3 crumbs

[abirddogmoment]

I saw a reel yesterday that was like "top 10 hikes in Canada" and they were, as predicted, 100% mountain hikes in Banff and Jasper National Parks (and not even hidden gems! The ones on tourist brochures!). Someone made a comment like "you need to see more of Canada" and the 🌟influencer🌟 replied that the rest of Canada wasn't worth visiting when there are views like that in Banff.

Anyway here's a phone photo from a hike I drove four hours round trip to do in a part of Canada that "isn't worth visiting" 😂

[clementineskesh]

everyone hype me up to write this cover letter ok

[battle-of-alberta]

Who speaks the most languages? Also who has the best French?

well this just might be my most ambitious ask in a while :) shout out to the 1.5 francophones who may or may not follow this blog. And also for those 1.5 francos...

Clause de non-responsabilité

J'ai étudié 6 langues mais je suis toujours monolingue. :'(

Je ne suis pas franco-albertaine et je ne peux pas commenter sur le dialecte.

Mon éditrice @randomoranges n'est pas franco-albertaine, elle est québécoise*. Ah, et elle dit, avec plus d'élegance:

"nous pouvons répondre en français, mais svp demandez-nous pas d'le faire trop souvent, sinon notre pauvre artiste ira en burn out, malgré le fait que ses efforts feront rire sa consultante"

*cependant, selon le Lego, mon éditrice n'est même pas considérée québécoise haha >>;

more info below!

I already expect this piece to get less engagement because it's (mostly) not in English, and I'm afraid I'm still going to be more annoying and not provide a translation. As previously I will lean into making a statement Windex-style by purposefully not translating what I've written above into English just because the point of celebrating Franco-Albertan heritage month is, well, acknowledging the unique status of French in this country and how there is an expectation to conform to English in this province that needs a little challenging. I hope if nothing else, it strikes your curiosity enough to painstakingly type it into google translate so you can get half of the banter.

Another question that languished at the bottom of the box for over a year! This was because I felt I should make a real effort to write in French, of course, but also because I struggled with the wording of the question and ultimately didn't answer it. The "most" or the "best" are very loaded terms, so I avoided answering them entirely particularly because we have several languages that risk losing native speakers and because there's a lot of bs wrapped up in what "good" french is that I'm not skilled enough to unpack (though you can read what Windex wrote on this matter earlier on this blog... And here as well).

I have to strike a balance between representing the gang here as individuals (and immortals to boot) who have a lot of time on their hands and some interest and investment in learning languages on one hand... but also as representations of "average" people on the other. Francophone travellers aren't going to find many French speakers outside of airports, national parks, or government services in this province, but it still might surprise you considering all the "everyone outside of Quebec hates French" rhetoric that politicians like to fling around. It's more complicated than that, obviously, but I can mostly talk about my own personal experience with French here. I tried to represent both the reality that Franco-Alberta exists (represented by Ed) and the stereotypical resistance to French here (represented by Calvin, though clearly he understands enough to respond here. I also just think he tries to play dumb on purpose so that others underestimate him, it's all part of the image!)

Finally, I don't speak any of the languages (Michif, Tagalog, Punjabi, Cree) represented here so I hope they pass muster for the purpose of this little comic! ;~;b I have also represented Calvin speaking Mandarin previously on this blog!

oh yeah, and that "english and business" quote is from kevin o'leary who is from montreal so make of that what you will.

[pacific-coast-hockey]

DID THE AHL FOR REAL CUT DOWN THE AMOUNT OF GAMES THE CUDA AND ROADRUNNERS PLAY LMAO

they're like y'alls body count is too high, we need put you in separate enclosures

[rantz1]

BREAKING NEWS: Alberta Municipal Affairs Implicated in RCMP Corruption, Human Trafficking, Torture and High Treason.

Alberta: The Grassroots has obtained a copy of the Chestermere ASIRT investigation initiated and filed by the City of Chestermere shortly before the Mayor of Chestermere, 3 CAOs and 3 other City Councillors were removed by the previous mayor Marshall Chalmers's brother in-law, Ric McIver, who did so to cover up the web of corruption being exposed by the Chestermere mayor and others in Chestermere including Mr. Dale Richardson and Mr. Paul Fischer who have been trying to expose human trafficking, high treason and an alleged pedophile ring within the Jehovah's Witnesses religious group.

These documents shed some light on the motives behind the allegedly unlawful removal of Chestermere's duly elected officials.

This document was also served to the Director of Alberta Law Enforcement, Peter Lemieux, on November 17, 2023.

Both UCP MLAs Mike Ellis, Minister of Public safety and Mickey Amery, Minister of Justice and Attorney General were served this document on November 6, 2023.

3 weeks later on December 4, 2023 Mayor Jeff Colvin, 3 CAOs and the 3 councillors involved in filing the ASIRT were removed and the ASIRT was immediately shut down.

Mickey Amery, was again served with this ASIRT document on December 10, 2023.

Over 5000+ pages of evidence were submitted with the ASIRT request outlining criminal activity, human trafficking and high treason offenses by RCMP, CFS, AHS and others.

As UCP Minister Ric McIver was directly named and implicated in the ASIRT document it appears that the removal of Chestermere's duly elected officials may indeed be a criminal act of 222-"Homicide" 219, 220, 221- "Criminal Negligence" 139(2)-"Obstruction of Justice", 21(1)(2)-"Parties to Offence" and 22(1)(2)-"Person Counselling Offence".

222-Homicide

(1) A person commits homicide when, directly or

indirectly, by any means, he causes the death of a human

being.

219(1)-Criminal negligence

(1) Every one is criminally negligent who

(a) in doing anything, or

(b) in omitting to do anything that it is his duty to do,

shows wanton or reckless disregard for the lives or safety

of other persons.

139(2) - Obstructing Justice

(2) Every person who intentionally attempts in any manner

other than a manner described in subsection (1) to

obstruct, pervert or defeat the course of justice is guilty of

(a) an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment

for a term of not more than 10 years; or

(b) an offence punishable on summary conviction.

21(1)(2) - Parties to offence

(1) Every one is a party to an offence who

(a) actually commits it;

(b) does or omits to do anything for the purpose of

aiding any person to commit it; or

(c) abets any person in committing it.

(2) Where two or more persons form an intention in

common to carry out an unlawful purpose and to assist

each other therein and any one of them, in carrying out

the common purpose, commits an offence, each of them

who knew or ought to have known that the commission

of the offence would be a probable consequence of carrying

out the common purpose is a party to that offence.

22(1)(2) - Person counselling offence

(1) Where a person counsels another person to be a

party to an offence and that other person is afterwards a

party to that offence, the person who counselled is a party

to that offence, notwithstanding that the offence was

committed in a way different from that which was counselled.

Idem

(2) Every one who counsels another person to be a party

to an offence is a party to every offence that the other

commits in consequence of the counselling that the person

who counselled knew or ought to have known was

likely to be committed in consequence of the counselling.

19 - Ignorance of the law

19 Ignorance of the law by a person who commits an offence

is not an excuse for committing that offence.

#ChestermereRCMP #Corruption #Misconduct #AbuseOfAuthority #PoliceMisconduct #RCMPScandal #ChestermereScandal #CoverUp #EthicsViolation #IntegrityBreach #LawEnforcementFail #JusticeDenied #TransparencyNeeded #PublicTrustLost #AccountabilityMatters #ChestermereCitizens #RCMPCorruption #ChestermereCommunity #ChestermereInjustice #RCMPFail #ChestermereProbe #ChestermereInvestigation #ChestermereProbe #RCMPProbe #RCMPInvestigation #ChestermereInquiry #ChestermereTransparency #RCMPTransparency #RCMPIntegrity #ChestermereIntegrity #ChestermereAccountability #RCMPAccountability #ChestermereMisconduct #RCMPEthics #ChestermereEthics #RCMPCoverUp #ChestermereCoverUp #RCMPJustice #ChestermereJustice #RCMPResignation #ChestermereResignation #RCMPLiability #ChestermereLiability #RCMPReform #ChestermereReform #RCMPRework #ChestermereRework #RCMPCleanup #ChestermereCleanup

[rattkachuk]

tyson barrie???? on MY calgary flames???

[veradune]

20 km stressed out bike ride around the entire downtown core my beloved.

[dreamertrilogys]

i’d never willingly move to alberta but if i lived there trust i’d be dressed like a cowboy every day

[bsaka7]

didn't realize the sharks had a long history beginning with trying to fuck over the dallas stars i get why we're buds now. also cool logo.

[coloursofaparadox]

im. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

[battle-of-alberta]

Updating you guys on our south/central Alberta tour itinerary between June 8-18th ish thus far:

- Okotoks (we hear there’s a number of things there) - Vulcan, possibly Nanton - Dinosaur Provincial Park / Drumheller - Stettler and/or Red Deer

We are still budgeting out campgrounds and whether we risk first come first serve and we’re actually avoiding Calgary much more than usual this time around (sorry Calgary). Still taking suggestions for things to see and do on a fairly low budget, but I expect we are going to do a lot of museums and sketching/painting type things.

We are still debating whether we want to go to Medicine Hat (too many things are closed on the days we would visit) or Lethbridge (Nikka Yuko is open.....!) but they might be a little out of our scope... we can be persuaded though.

[diopsidedruzy]

❤️❤️❤️❤️!!! He seems to be relatively okay!!!

[visenyaism]

it’s mind hijackers curse monday everyone give it up for mind hijackers curse monday

[love-fireflysong]

Well just got a call this morning letting me know that my application was approved, so you're girl is officially moving (again 😒) into her new apartment in three weeks!

Now to do all the other moving shit. Like hiring movers and buying boxes so I can pack all my shit up. Again.

God I hate moving so much 😭