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Today was one of those days that really made me feel my lack of coordination.
Among other things, we had tensile testing to do today . On fairly beefy stuff, so we had to use the pneumatic jaws on the tensile tester (personally I like the manual jaws instead). And thick samples, so we had to put in shims so the jaw faces would remain parallel. So that means I needed to, at once, have:
1 hand holding the shim in place, prior to closing the jaw
1 foot operating the foot pedals to control the pneumatic jaws
1 hand holding the sample in place; making sure it is perpendicular to the jaw faces and centered within the jaws when closing the top jaw, and applying a consistent downward force on the sample when closing the bottom jaw.
1 foot left to balance with, because I can't see what I need to see while I'm sitting so I have to stand
It's tricky. Fortunately it's not really time-sensitive. If I screw it up I can just try again as long as I don't damage the sample. If I do damage the sample I can either request my coworkers prep more samples or I can make them myself (as long as I promise not to light anything on fire).
On the subject of the tensile tester and the jaws, well, our tensile tester is a Shimadzu universal testing machine (not including model because identifiable). It is a very good instrument. It has a bunch of built-in safety alarms, plus a bunch more you can set as needed (custom program limits for force and displacement, physical stops you can set by sliding knobs). It's a bit of a drama queen, honestly. "You are fine," I tell it, several times a day, as I clear the latest alarm. But the alarms DO add a few layers of idiot-proofing, even if they trigger more than they probably ought to. The jaws, on the other hand, as that one post goes, "do not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor do they care". So I have to be careful to keep my fingers clear of them while I'm holding the shims and loading the sample.
#veresiine irl#lab adventures#air line for the jaws is 35-40 psi at the nearest regulator#I do not mess around with that#and to clarify: the tensile tester controls things moving up and down#the jaws pinch the sample#moving parts up and down and pulling or squishing things is idiot-proofed#there is no safety mechanism for the jaws. If something is put in there and someone presses the foot pedal RIP to the thing
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Prologue: He Did A Bad Thing
Genre: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of Infidelity, Toxic Masculinity
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Prologue
She sighed as she checked her phone for what felt like the umpteenth time this evening. Turning, Y/N clicked the television off and made her way to the kitchen to pack up the dinner she had made for her and her “wonderful” boyfriend. “So much for wonderful.” she mumbled to herself as she started scooping the food into empty containers. Something was going on with Haji, but she couldn’t confront him without solid proof. Y/N had never been the kind of person to run someone’s life and freak out at every waking moment if something didn’t go according to plan. They had been together so long now, that freaking out wasn’t even necessary; but it didn’t make her feel any better when he managed to forget the plans they made. If he wasn’t going to be home, then she could have gone to watch Sakusa’s practice match. Now that summer had begun, she found herself with a sliver of free time she wanted to spend supporting one of her best friends.
In another part of the city, Hajime grinned as he watched Issei and Makki take their body shots off of the gorgeous women surrounding them at the bar. He felt like a king, as a brunette waitress wrapped her hand against his bicep and squished her supple breasts against his arm. He smirked down at her, as she proceeded to run her manicured nails up and down his chest. “You come here alone handsome?” she whispered, as she tugged on his earlobe with her teeth. “I sure did sweetheart, but I sure as fuck want to take you home tongiht.” he growled, smacking her ass and pulling her against his hardened member. Issei and Makki wore matching grins, as they watched their best friend locking lips with the busty brunette. His girlfriend being the furthest thing from their minds.
Hours later, found a drunk Hajime and the waitress he had met stumbling out of the elevator and towards his apartment. She was giggling and sighing, as his hands roamed over her half naked body.Standing in front of his apartment door, he fished out his keys with all the grace of a severely inebriated man and grunted, when they slipped out of his hand. The brunette giggled loudly, before dropping to her knees to “grab” them. Instead of grabbing the keys, Hajime heard the sound of his zipper going down and groaned at the wetness he felt of her lips wrapped around his dick. He braced one hand on the door in front of him, as he wrapped the other in her thick hair, shoving his cock deeper down her throat. Tilting his head back, he groaned as she attempted to take all of him in her mouth. His groan drowned out the sound of the door unlocking, and Hajime found himself falling backwards as the door in front of him swung open. Unable to pull his hand away from the waitress’s hair in time, she found herself pulled forward and the two drunk adults ended up in a heap on the floor. Hajime with his pants around his ankles and the waitress with slobber dribbling down her chain.
Blinking owlishly, Hajime looked up to meet the eyes of his girlfriend, who had a look of pure unadulterated disgust on her face. Behind her, Oikawa scoffed, before turning towards the bedroom to pack a bag. There was no way he was going to let her stay here after this, and he was sure she would go livid if she had to be within Iwaizumi’s vicinity for more than five minutes. It took a minute, but it finally registered that Hajime was looking at Y/N and he scrambled to his feet tripping over his pants in the process. The drunk man reached out for her, and Y/N cocked her fist back and hit him square in the face. The brunette on the floor screamed at the sight of the blood dripping out of Hajime’s nose, and moved to attack Y/N. Y/N simply stuck her foot out tripping the drunk stranger, and turned back into the apartment slamming the door behind her. Pulling out her phone, she dialed the number of the one man she knew she could depend on to pick her and Tooru up; and get them the fuck out of there.
“Hey yoomi, it’s me.” she said, turning and pointing toward the office as Oikawa continued packing. “Can you come get me and Tooru, somethings happened and I don’t want to be here anymore.” Y/N mumbled into the phone, fingers tracing a pattern into the coffee table. “We’ll wait for you at the cafe on the corner...I don’t want to talk about it just yet, but I promise I’ll tell you this weekend.” she whispered, as Tooru made his way to her, bags in tow. “Thanks yoomi. Drive safe.” Y/N murmured, before ending the call. She slid her shoes on, and pocketed her phone. Swinging the door open, she scoffed at the sight of the two idiots passed out on the floor in front of her, and made her way out not even bothering to look back.
She was done wasting her time on Hajime Iwaizumi
Chapter 1
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Mismatch- Part 12
Bio Dad Bruce Wayne Month 2020
Lila’s starting to fall, amazing what saving your classmates lives can do for their opinion of you
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Marinette furiously scrunches up another failed sketch. Using her non dominant hand to start another design. It's a good thing she doesn't have any upcoming commissions because of the tour. Even so the distraction, no matter how infuriating, beats watching Marion's ragged breaths.
Tikki is resting on his chest, something they had learnt helps them heal faster. This meant that Plagg was forced to sulk in the corner. Pretending to enjoy the cheese, sneaking worried looks at his holder.
“Marinette look!” Tikki squeaks, as she throws another sketch away.
Marion eyelids start to flutter, Marinette leans over him, sketchbook hitting the ground. He opens his eyes and groans before rolling to his side, followed by a hiss of pain.
“Stay still you stupid cat!” Marinette gently but firmly forces him to sit back.
“Not stupid,” Marion sleepily slurs, sinking into the hospital bed.
“Reckless then,” Marinette schools the smile off her face as Plagg zips over to him.
“No I’m not,” He glares with sudden clarity, “Day?”
She rolls her eyes standing to open the curtains.
“Why yes it is,” Marinette smirks as he cringes at the light.
“What day?” His cringe turns back to a glare, completely unintimidating with the small Kwami curled against him.
“Don’t worry, they put you under for the night, for your system to work out all the fear toxin,” Marinette closes the curtains slightly, coming to sit on the chair next to him.
“Akuma?” Marion tries to bring his hands up to pet Plagg,
“Nope, I finally got some rest without you,” Plagg huffs, not moving away from Marion's touch.
“Arm?” Marion turns to Marinette, still smothering Plagg.
“Fine, it’s probably mostly healed, clean break,” That was probably stretching it, but it doesn't make much difference.
“Scarecrow?” Marion's expression turns dark.
“Prison,” Marinette probably mirrors his expression.
“... anything else I need to know?” He asks, shifting a little higher.
“Still and idiot,” Marinette picks her sketchbook back up, smoothing out the pages.
“Well it's great to see you accepting your-”
“Marion! You're awake!” Aunt Selina is standing in the doorway, she covers the distance in the blink of an eye. Almost as fast as their Kwami’s manage to hide.
“-fault,” Marion glares over their Aunts shoulder at Marinette.
“What was that?” Selina leans back, a slight smirk.
“Nothing,” Marion doesn’t stop giving the stink eye.
“Are you ok?” Their Aunt asks, checking Marion over.
“Yeah I feel fine,” Marion pushes her away gently, but it’s enough for her to lean back. Looking over him with a more cool expression.
“Hmm… I suppose bullet proof armour under your clothes would lessen the damage,” She says casually.
“Well yeah obvious-” Marion starts, stopping as they both realise at the same time;
“It’s a fashion statement!”
“This is Gotham?”
Their Aunt raises a brow. Their panic, wide eyes and wild gestures obviously painting the picture of innocence.
“Alright then, I won't press, already told the doctors your parents are just paranoid,” She leans back on her arms propping her up on Marion’s bed.
“Maman! Papa! Are they-”
“It’s fine, I called them,” Selina holds up a hand to calm his outburst, “Convinced them not to ship you back to Paris, told them they had nothing to worry about,”
“Unfortunately that is a lie,” Bruce Wayne walks in, a pensive frown aimed at his fiance's casual shrug.
“Hello Mr Wayne,” Marinette greets formally, standing.
“Bruce, please, how are you two feeling?” He gestures Marinette to sit back down, standing by her chair.
“A-ok” Marion gives the thumbs up, far too quickly for someone with broken ribs, “Ow,”
“Don’t worry I checked with the doctors there's no brain damage this is just unfortunately how he usually is,” Marinette deadpans, hoping to ease his worry.
“I must apologise, I didn’t expect these rumours to get so out of hand,” Bruce's expression is twisted with guilt, as Marion slowly brings his arms back down.
“It’s not your fault, kind of strange they took that risk for a rumour,” Marion shrugs, not unlike how their Aunt did, who is now forcing him to lie back down.
“Not really considering you basically confirmed it,” Marinette rolls her eyes.
“I did no such thing,” Marion gasps dramatically as if she insulted his very honour. Something, in her opinion, he gave up a long time ago to make puns.
“Here,” Marinette brings out her phone, pulling up a clip from the previous morning. Fast forwarding to the part where Marion tells the camera; “Bruce Wayne is our Father,”
“Oh,” Marion blinks at the screen a few times before turning to Bruce, “I’d like the record to state that was taken out of context,”
“Doesn’t matter to the press, their vultures, the attack is all they care to talk about,” Aunt Selina spits venomously, eyes honing in on Marinette's cast.
“I’ve held off on making an official statement without your approval,” Bruce informs, undercurrents of anger almost undetectable, “If you’d like I can organise our lawyers to come visit you here,”
“Thank you, that would be great,” Marinette beams, taking him aback, “Or um, not great, but-uh… appreciated- yeah that,”
“I’ll send them over whenever suits you,” Bruce gives a slight smile back, making hers beam brighter.
“Thanks, wait a minute- how long am I going to be in the hospital!” Marion whips around to Marinette.
“Hopefully long enough to stay out of trouble,” Selina ruffles his hair, not that it makes much difference at this point.
“My whole life!?” Marion shouts, only half joking.
“Not if you don’t keep running into dangerous situations,” Selina retorts, booping his nose.
“Technically this one came running at me,” Marion grouches, entering a staring contest with their Aunt.
“Ah-ha,” She mocks, meeting his challenge, as always, winning.
“Sooo- what's everyone been doing,” Marion turns to Marinette, eyes only slightly watery.
“I basically had to push Kagami out of the hospital this morning to go on todays tour,” Marinette smiles, willing to give Marion this out, “Chloe texted me a bit ago saying they were heading here,”
“They’re going to kill me for almost getting killed, aren't they,” Marion whines, Marinette is sure he catches Bruce’s flinch.
“Yep,”
“Make sure my gravestone says ‘living it up’,” Marion says as seriously as, well, death.
“I’d rather throw your body in the river,” Marinette inspects her nails, leaning back in her seat.
“If I go missing tell Batman she's the primes suspect,” Marion turns to their Aunt, not learning his lesson, and pointing at Marinette with a hiss of pain.
“I will,” Selina chuckles, and Marinette swears she sees Bruce's lips quirk.
“Mari!” Chloe runs through the door in a blonde blur, which splits, and oh that's Adrien. Both basically tackle Marion.
“Ow! No! That is the opposite of making me feel better,” Marion curses, both latching on either side.
“Deal with it I saved your ass,” Chloe snaps, Marinette sees her grip loosen slightly.
“I thought that was Kagami?” Marion looks over at her, Kagami was standing inside the room, behind her waiting at the door stood the rest of the class, “Or at least a Yokai that looked like her,”
“Pssh, I helped too, I was Queen Bee after all,” Chloe sits up, flicking her hair out.
“Yeah with the train-” Marinette begins.
“Enough about the train!” Chloe explodes, releasing Marion.
“I think this is our cue to leave,” Their Aunt stands, leaning over Marion and giving his forehead kiss, “I love you two so much, be good my little adorable munchkins! I’ll be back later”
“I wuv you sooooo much too Aunty,” Marion teases her right back in an overly cutesy voice.
“You’re no fun,” She sighs, smirk still firmly in place, “See ya,”
She and Bruce walk out the door, class making way for them.
“You are sure you are quite alright,” Kagami comes to stand by the head of the bed, opposite side to Marinette.
“Yes Kags I’m fine,” Marion smiles brightly, still being smothered by Adrien.
“Good,” She hits him over the head, making him yelp, “That was well deserved,”
“Yeah, probably,” Marion grumbles, hand instinctively raising to his head, followed by a grimace.
“Come on Kagami he’s already been hurt enough,” Adrien frets over Marion, letting him go.
“Thank you Adrien! My one true friend! In my time of need, you're always there for me!” Marion bring his arms around Adrien, smothering the other.
“I fought Scarecrow for you!” Chloe roars, Adrien not trying to get free from Marion.
“Adrien was moral support,” Marion pouts, hugging him closer.
“You’re impossible,” Chloe throws her hands up, falling back on the bed.
“Why thank you,” Marion does a mock bow as much as he is able.
Someone clears their throat, Marinette looking over at the door. The rest of the class were still standing at the door. Alix holding up a bag of chips, awkwardly waving. Everyone else also holding some sort of snack, minus Lila. Marinette glances at Marion, who just shrugs, releasing Adrien.
“You can come in, but it might be a bit squished,” Marinette smiles amicably.
“That's fine, dude,” Nino smiles back, ushering the class inside.
The class all take their seats, most having to perch on armrests or the edge of the bed. Each dropping snacks at the foot of it.
“I meant what I said and won't take it back, we aren’t friends,” Marion fixes those in the class that apply with a stern look.
Marinette could tell he wasn't angry, but a few snacks was not enough to mend the bridges burnt. Marion won’t let them forget that. The class shifts awkwardly, sharing glances. What do you say to that?
“Then why did you protect us?” Kim speaks up, apparently that.
“Because it was the right thing to do,” Marion fixes them with an intense gaze, making it clear he meant every word. Alix clears her throat.
“Well then this is a meeting as a class, and a thanks for saving our butts, both of you,” Alix gives a smile from her perch on the bed railing.
“Alright then,” Marion says seriously, before taking on a joking tone, “Mostly cause I just realised I haven't eaten anything since that horrible cereal yesterday,”
“Hey!” Adrien exclaims, sitting shoulder to shoulder with Marion, Chloe squeezed in on Marion's other side. Both leaning off the edge slightly to not put pressure on his ribs.
“Sorry Adrien, but your taste buds have the intelligence of a two year old mistaking pure sugar as an actually good taste,” Marion sneers, as if he can still taste it.
“You’re a bakery snob, you know that?” Adrien grumbles, crossing his arms and sinking down further.
“Sure do,” Marion teases, the rest of the class shifting uncomfortably.
Marinette had to guess they didn’t realise just how far they had drifted apart, the divide now startlingly clear.
“Well hopefully these please your majesties pallet,” Nathaniel tries to break into the banter.
Marion playfully sneers down at the pile, getting a few giggles. Alix starts throwing snacks to everyone. Giving Marinette a bag of cookies, she can’t help but smile, especially at Marion's downright insulted look as he’s passed a wheel of camembert.
“Such peasant food,” He tries to offload the cheese on Adrien, who practically falls off the bed to avoid it.
“That's ok, Lila said she was bringing a specially prepared dish by the top chef of the most popular restaurant in Gotham,” Rose squeals excitedly, unintentionally running both their moods.
“I did but just outside the hospital was a poor, sick, homeless man, he begged me for any food I had," translated from Lila speak roughly means; I ate it, "I thought Marion would understand that some people actually needed food enough to not turn the nose up at anything,”
The class gives their assurance and praise. Marion's eyes narrow, unwrapping the cheese and just straight up taking a bite. Marinette spots Plagg being held back by Klakki and Tikki, hiding behind their bags. He chews on it bitterly downright glaring at Lila.
“Dude you were totally badass!” Nino breaks into Marion's brooding.
“Was I? Everything's kinda a blur, especially after the fear toxin,” Marion directs Nino's attention elsewhere, dropping the wheel of cheese off the edge of the bed, into Plaggs waiting arms.
“You were so cool, it was all bam! and swoop!” Kim stands up, badly reenacting punching the air.
“Ah yes, that clears it up, thank you,” Marion says sarcastically, letting Adrien pass him a bag of chips to drown out the taste of camembert.
“Where did you learn to fight like that?” Alix leans forward, interest sparking in her eyes.
“Ah- Maman taught us of course,” Marinette answers, it was sort of true.
“She can be scary,” Kim shivers, having a selection of memories to choose from.
“Bring her to Gotham, we wouldn’t have problems like this anymore,” Nino lightly pouches Adrien's shoulder in place of Marion, leaning against the wall next to them.
“I wouldn’t be surprised if she was Ladybug,” Chloe muses, well they were both people she truly respected.
“Haha��� yeah,” Marinette sweat drops, trying(and failing) to look unfazed.
“I have to say,” No you really don’t Lila, “I was surprised to see you two fight, you usually just up and run away whenever there's an Akuma attack, I guess you had no choice but to act brave this time,”
“They’ve helped out plenty of times during Akuma attacks,” Nino looks puzzled, oblivious to Lila's glowering.
“Yeah didn’t we tell you about how Marinette became class president?” Mylene asks, eating a snack that was probably organic contrast to the sugary monstrosities before them.
“Oh of course, but if they could fight this well all this time then they should be helping Ladybug and Chat Noir, god knows they need it,” Lila’s malice hinting at her own mention of the heroes.
“Nah, the dudes can handle themselves, it’s better not to get in their way,” Nino shrugs, hitting himself in the face with a snack he was trying to catch.
“Well unless they ask,” No one else catches the moment realisation(scheming) crosses Lila’s face “And I know for a fact Ladybug did,”
“Really!” Alya turns to Lila before whirling around to Marinette.
“Um, yeah! Ladybug once asked me to be Multimouse, to help beat Kwami buster,” Marinette answers before Alya can take out her phone.
“That is so cool! Why didn’t you tell me!” Alya’s enthusiasm is not nearly as potent as Lila’s malice.
“Because she asked me not to tell, but if Lila is going to tell everyone anyway there isn’t much point,” Marinette shrugs, her brother hiding a grin, Lila started this war but she could win this battle. “Marion saw me detransform so Ladybug can’t give me a miraculous ever again,”
“Well no wonder she chose you, you were so brave and cool, you were beating Scarecrow with a broken arm, even before Batman showed up!” Nathaniel speaks up, always the fan of superheroes.
“Didn’t he seem rather mad at you?” Lila asks(not so) innocently. ‘Wow she's really giving this her all’ Marinette muses, trying even when they are put in the hospital.
“I think it was likely aimed more at the guy holding us hostage,” Max states like a fact, slightly condescending.
“Of course, but it would have never happened if they didn’t spread the rumour in the first place,” Lila pushes as if they need a reminder.
“Uh, Lila I don’t think they did,” Rose says sweetly, pink frosting somehow ends up on her nose.
“What!” Lila snaps, making poor Rose jump, and others look surprised.
“Well they said they didn't, and Marinette's really smart,” Juleka mumbles, glaring at Lila.
“Hey!” Marion exclaims, getting a giggle from Rose.
“And Marion!” Juleka quickly amends.
“Now you just sound insincere,” Marion slouches down, sniffing theatrically. Juleka relaxes as Chloe teasingly patronises him in her own loving way.
“Something like that is really dangerous,” Mylene tells Lila gently. As if trying to explain to a child what they did wrong.
“No one would wish it on themselves,” Ivan backs up his girlfriend. Lila clearly looking for an opening to try and gain the advantage back.
“Marion almost died,” Kim says bluntly, honestly.
There is a long silence. They were all thinking it but none dared speak it. Even Lila lets the silence loom, nothing she could say would make them look worse and her better.
“So… what did you all do today?” Marinette tries to cut the uneasy silence.
“We went to the city library,” She of course knew that.
“That reminds me, I got out some books I thought you’d like, since your stuck in bed and everything,” Nino passes a book to each twin.
“Thanks,” Marion lets Adrien take the book for him, leaning over to look at the cover Marinette couldn’t see.
“Oh actually I did too!” Rose reaches into her pink bag.
“Me too,” Alix laughs, passing Marinette a history book.
Then everyone else reaches into their bags pulling out more books, giggling sheepishly.
“Oh no, I am going to be here forever aren’t I?” Marion stares in dismay at the accumulated pile, flopping miserably against Adrien.
“We’ll try our best,” Adrien promises, patting his head.
“Selina, do you want to explain to me why your Nephew was able to go toe to toe with Scarecrow, while under fear toxin,” Bruce asks in his, I already know the answer but for some reason I want you to say it, tone. Not even a minute after talking with the doctor.
“Do you want to explain to me how neither you or Robin realised he was under fear of toxin?” She deflects, heels clicking down the halls quickly.
“I believe this circles back to how he can operate under fear toxin,” Bruce growls.
“I don’t know Bruce!” She explodes, more dramatically to get him to drop it, but none the less true, “I taught them a thing or two sure! Some martial arts, parkour, stealing under the guise of magic!”
“What was that last one?” He asks, stopping.
“Not important!” She snaps, continuing on her rant, turning fully towards him, “But I never thought they could do something like that! How and why are they acting like it’s no big deal!”
“Selina, it’s ok,” He pulls her into a hug. She lets her lips curl slightly, that might be the quickest she’s been able to end an argument, short of jumping off a roof. “I’ll find out,”
“... They’re too much like you Bruce,” Selina leans into her fiance's chest, she could swear everyday the children looked more like him.
“Is that a bad thing?” He asks, obliviously.
“In this case? It's dangerous,” She answers honestly, pausing before stepping back, “I need to call their parents,”
He nods, giving a chaste kiss before leaving her alone in the hall. She sits down, staring down at her phone for a long time.
“Aunt Selina?” Her chest twists painfully.
“Whats up Kitten, where are your friends,” She smiles at her so-called Niece, a word she avoided like the plague. That is to say, she tries but there's always a rat around to ruin everything.
“Oh I told them I had to go to the bathroom,” Marinette's bright smile betraying her.
“But,” Selina prompts as Marinette sits next to her.
“I’m actually celebrating,” She practically squeals.
“Why's that?” She asks, amused and warmed by her daughter's excitement.
“The kingdoms crashing down and the queens still inside,” Marinette says in a sing song voice.
“Should I be worried you sound so joyful?” Not that she actually would be.
“It’s a wicked Queen who abuses her power and makes her subjects miserable,” It’s teasing, but there is nothing artificial about the words.
“Party away,” Selina leans back, flipping her wrist.
“Knew you’d understand,” Marinette hugs her, letting her lean into it.
“I’ll always be here for you Kitten,” Selina brushes the hair out of her daughters face, “Now go, you don’t want to miss the show,”
Her smile is nothing compared to the one plastered on Marinette's face as she bounces away with a small wave. With a sigh Selina leans back, staring down at her phone. It could’ve been minutes, it could of been hours, but she hits call eventually.
“Hey there,” She greets, betraying nothing about the conversation to come. “Just wanted to let you know Marion is awake, just as sassy as usual,”
“Sassy, I just beat you at mecha strike three? Or you started the banter and he’s just matching you,” Tom asks, dusting flour off his hands as Sabine holds the phone.
“Brother dearest, how little do you think of me?” She asks in mock hurt, Tom raises an eyebrow, “Great, thanks,”
“Do you think we can call them?” Sabine asks.
“They’re with their friends right now so I wouldn’t, I think this has been a long time coming,” She thinks back to what Marinette said, the rude girl from their reunion at the Wayne tower coming to mind, “And it's not the only thing... look, I lied,”
“The shock of the century,”
“Tom!” Sabine swats at her husband, from past sparring matches with Sabine she knows she can do a lot worse.
“No, no he’s right, as much as it pains me to say it,” She sneers playfully at her brother, getting one in return. She hesitate before sharing, “The twins were actually specifically attacked by Scarecrow,”
“Why!?” They both burst out.
“Because everyone thinks Bruce Wayne is their Father…” Selina cringes at their surprised expressions, which are about to get a lot worse. “And their right,”
“I thought you didn’t know the Father?” Tom asks after a long pause, not accusingly but eerily calm.
“... I lied,” She shrugs, letting the awkwardness she usually keeps leashed leak through. Gina had practically raised them together, he knows how to see right through her better than most.
“This might actually be the shock of the century,” Tom nods, he doesn't seem mad, great thing about him reading her it works both ways.
“... Yeah,” She shrugs, letting the silence hang, long enough for them to process.
“You should tell them,” Sabine declares, so much assurance in such a small woman.
“What!” Selina stands in shock, making jerking gestures, “Sabine that not what I-”
“Hush now, let me speak,” Sabine chides, actually making her pause, “We will always be their parents, but that's only because of you,”
Selina goes to argue, but a stern glare is all the discouragement she needs. Tom is nodding along, of course! They’ve probably discussed this before
“It’s only right that you don’t have to look in pain every time they call you Aunt,” Apparently she was able to read Selina just as well as her husband, “It’s your choice, but they have enough love in their heart for more than just us,”
She tries, dammit she tries, but it’s not enough to stop the flood of emotions manifesting in tears.
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eighty-six: “i didn’t mean to turn you on” and ninety-seven: “time-travel”
It happened little and often.
Marinette had learned to deal with it; adapt to situation, pretend that nothing had happened, but the small jumps in time were disorientating, to say the least.
When she’d been too young to understand what had happened, it had been even worse. She’d cried and sniffed loudly, asking what was wrong with her, and her father had taken her into his arms, assuring her that she was perfect.
And while the kindness was still appreciated, she was irked by the power inherited from that side of her family.
It was useless, really. She jumped into the same spot forward in time; if she was cooking in her kitchen, idly stirring the food in the pan, she could move forwards hours in time to be standing in front of an empty hob, the spatula still in her hand while the actual dirty plate was in the dishwasher.
It was hard to get used to.
But she’d learned to deal with it—the jumps were never more than an hour, the shortest being five minutes, and barely anything really changed.
The worst thing that had happened was that she’d gotten her time cut short on a mock exam once.
She didn’t understand how it worked, not at all.
From what she’d been told by others, her body still moved, still interacted and did things without much emotion, but she—she just didn’t have any recollection of that happening. Her consciousness was from over twenty minutes ago,reappearing with her body only when she was in the same spot as before.
But none of them ever called her out for anything supernatural, anything strange and terrifying; they just thought that she’d been distracted the whole time, and had only just became engaged again.
It was weird.
The secret wasn’t necessary to share with anyone until she was actually living with them.
Adrien, who looked at her with such a soft expression when she messed up and tried to do something a second time, not realising that she’d already done it, had thought that she had memory problems at first.
It could’ve been an easy excuse, one that she could’ve agreed with, but they’d been dating for two years at that point, and she didn’t want to keep up the lie forever.
“Not quite,” Marinette quietly admitted.
He was bewildered.
And he would be, of course.
She’d expected that.
However, in her impromptu plan of telling him all about her strange power, she’d forgotten the key detail that she couldn’t actually control it. There wasn’t any proof to her words, and she surely seemed a little insane as she tried to explain it, moving her hands in time with her words, but he didn’t walk out.
Adrien asked if she was okay.
She smiled at that.
It took a few months for him to believe her, but when she reappeared half an hour later, standing across the room with half an onion in her hands because she’d been cooking dinner, he was a bit more agreeable.
“But we ate this,” Adrien said, awed as he held the vegetable in his hands. “It’s—does this count as a clone?”
She snorted. “Fuck if I know.”
“You’re not very into this,” he accused, going as far as to point a finger in her direction. “This is, like, destroying the rules of the universe, and you don’t care about this duplicate. What if I store money on you endlessly?”
“You’d have to spend it and hope it’ll work,” she pointed out. “I wouldn’t bet on it. Once, it took me a whole month for any jump to happen.”
He looked intrigued. “Jump?”
“Skip, whatever,” she said with a dismissive wave of her hand. “Time-travel seems a bit too fancy for it, don’t you think? It’s kind of pathetic compared to the movies.”
He protested, “You cloned an onion.”
“Yeah, and it’s going dry because you won’t stop touching it.”
Adrien’s enthusiasm for the most mundane things to her was one of the reasons she liked him so much. From his obsession for a trashy television show, how he marvelled and adored anyone that cooked for him, to how passionate he was about defending his beliefs, they were all qualities about him that she was fond of.
Even if he was terribly wrong at times about fictional characters.
“I really don’t want to listen to this,” Marinette said through her laughter, putting her hands over her ears. “You can’t do this to me!”
Adrien spoke fast with his reply of, “But you’re the only one who will listen!”
“Yeah, and why’s that?” she retorted.
He made a wounded noise, falling back against the cushions of their sofa, looking dramatically defeated as he stared up at the ceiling.
She reached over and patted his head. “There, there.”
He slapped her hand away lightly. “That’s not sincere at all.”
“It’s not my fault you’re an idiot,” Marinette replied fondly. Then, as she hopped up onto her feet, she announced, “I’m going to shower, and if you even think about trying to talk to me in there, I really will drown myself.”
He sniffed. “You’re so mean.”
She winked at him.
They didn’t have a lock on their bathroom.
Her jumps weren’t ridiculous enough to have her body somehow go through locked doors, but she had been told that her body in the parts she forgot about seemed to be on auto-pilot, not really there, but still performing normal functions; opening doors, going up the stairs, and making it easy for her to get back to where she’d been previously.
It was like a rewind button was hit for her to appear back in her body, suddenly conscious and appear of what was happening.
Their shower was also a bathtub, so there was room for the two of them in there together, if they felt like being in a cramped space together, but it didn’t come up often; there were others places to be more comfortable, after all.
When she felt the tell-tale feeling of her stomach tightening, the way her chest felt heavy out of nowhere, Marinette wobbled on the spot, trying to keep her balance in the slippery bathtub.
But instead of being able to take a step back, she connected with something solid.
She shrieked.
Adrien had much the same reaction, but he really did slip over, flailing and ending up half on the bottom of the tub, while Marinette managed to grab onto their shower curtain to keep herself upright.
They stared at each other in surprised. “Why are you naked?”
“Because—” Adrien started, looking a bit dazed. “Wait, were you not—”
The clothes that were suddenly sticking to her skin were telling.
He stood upright, the two of them almost squished together from the lack of space, he mused, “That makes a lot of sense, actually.”
She squinted. “Really?”
“You were really silent when you came in,” he said, gesturing to the curtain (where she’d accidentally ripped off half of it from preventing her fall). “I thought you were feeling, you know, a little saucy—”
Marinette choked out a laugh. “Saucy?”
“Sorry, spontaneous,” he corrected, clearly trying to hold back his own laughter. “Seductive? Or maybe just flirty would be a good word? You can pick whichever you want.”
“And you just…” Marinette pushed her suddenly wet hair away from her face. “You let me walk in here, fully dressed?”
“I mean, you don’t have socks on.”
She looked down to her feet. “Great, thanks.”
“That’s always a sign that you’re ready to get down—”
“Don’t say that,” she protested, cringing. “My bare feet aren’t a green flag to get naked with you, Adrien.”
“Are you sure, though?” he replied. “Because the evidence is stacking up against you.”
For a moment, she only stared at him.
Then, she announced, “I’m leaving.”
“Oh, really?” he asked, reaching out and taking her hand into his. “We could have a little fun because you’re already wet for me—”
She laughed. “No.”
“Tease,” he said, but his smile was reaching his eyes. “My heart’s broken because you led me on.”
“You’re the one that let me get in the shower fully-clothed,” she pointed out. “Plus, I didn’t mean to turn you on with my zombie-walk.”
With a laugh, he said, “But you’re such a cute zombie.”
“Yeah, but now I’m soaking wet,” she replied, pulling the curtain open. “Enjoy your shower.”
It was only when she’d reached up to grab a towel from the rack that he called out, “Will I see bare feet when I’m out?”
Laughing, Marinette answered back, “I’ll think about it.”
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A change of Heart.( Taehyungx OC)
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Three days later, I was dragging myself back to my room , early in the morning. it had been a hectic few days but there had been a breakthrough the previous day and some of the doctors had managed to isolate the particular strain of virus that seemed resistant to attack the particular gene related to lycanthropy. A virus that spared humans and targeted werewolves was unheard of and almost all werewolf extremist groups were gearing up in protest, claiming that the government had engineered the virus as some sort of twisted biological warfare weapon.
I didn’t want to think too much about the details of it.
I was more worried about the three young pups, struggling to breath in the NICU. They’d caught the virus from their mothers who were also deathly ill.
My room was located off campus, down a narrow pathway and a few yard into the surrounding woods. it was a cabin of sorts, with a built in bath and kitchen and a spacious living/dining/bedroom space. it was still dark outside, as i trudged wearily across the damp foliage, my shoes squishing into the wet earth and leaving muddy streaks on the white surface.
“What were doing out this late?” Taehyung’s voice caught me off guard and i felt my heart leap into my throat in surprise.
“Oh, Christ...” i whispered, clutching my bag tightly as i tried to push down on the panic. Taehyung looked unimpressed as he stared at me.
“well?” He demanded, when i ignored him and moved to open the door to my cabin.
I sighed, exhausted.
“Can i help you?” i said wearily.
He stared at me for a second.
“I have a proposition for you.” He said , voice a little stilted , teeth worrying his lips as he stared at his shoes. If I didn’t know for a fact that this man was richer than 90% of the people in my country and pretty much the definition of powerful, i would almost think he was nervous.
I didn’t respond, waiting for him to continue.
“My daughter....she...” He sighed.” She’s taken a real shine to you. She refuses to stay with any of her usual babysitters and insists that unless I invite you over for dinner, she will not in anyway listen to me.”
He looked like the words tasted bitter on his tongue.
I stared at him.
“And?” i prompted.
He glanced at the cabin.
“I told you to quit your job. Why are you still here?” He asked, eyes narrowing.
“Oh wow. it’s almost as if you don’t have any say in what i do with my life, Mr. Kim...isn’t that shocking?” i smiled brightly, already turning around to open the door.
i yelped when his hand shot out, gripping my wrist hard. I whimpered and his hold loosened, but he didn’t let go .
“Nobody wants you here, Mirae ssi...” He gritted out. “ You and your kind are the reason we’ve been subjugated and oppressed for centuries, and I’ll be damned if I let you people infiltrate the once place that is supposed to be a safe haven for wolves everywhere....”
His eyes flashed red, lips twisted with burning anger and I tried to pull my hand out of his grip.
“And yet....you want me to have dinner with your baby daughter...” i snapped and his eyes narrowed.
“She’s a child. She doesn’t know any better. And i don’t want you to have dinner with her... i want you to come over and tell her that you’re never coming back here because you don’t fucking belong here in the first place....” He snarled.
i shook my head.
“i’ve done nothing to harm your species. I’m only trying to help...i know your anger is justified but you’re taking it out on the wrong person...”
I yelped when he let me go, but only to step in closer, both hands closing around my arms and pushing me up against the side of the building. i flinched, when the old wood pressed against my skin, the harsh rub of splinters evident through my thin blouse.
He was taller than me by almost a foot and I turned away, heart pounding as he ducked his head, nudging my cheeks a little.
“Am I? “ He whispered softly.” You’re not welcome here and yet, you can’t seem to want to leave. So what’s the catch? Did some rough old wolf catch your fancy....You wanna find out what its like to fuck an animal, sweetheart?” He huffed out a breath that was sickly sweet and warm against my neck.
“What are you-?” I flinched when he growled and pressed in closer, this time his body pushing me into the wall.
“I know that most of you women think that fucking a werewolf is the ultimate fantasy. A forbidden fruit. A sick little fetish. Isn’t that what we are to you?” He drawled and despite the almost seductive tenor of his tone i could hear the undercurrent of fury behind it.
“You’re being unfai-” I stopped breathing as he snarled , teeth closing over my throat , just shy of actually sinking in. i shut my eyes , my fingers clenching into fists as i willed myself not to burst into tears. I’d never been more terrified in my life.
“Am I? I’ve lived in this preserve all my life , Yoon Mi Rae ssi... Not one wolf has propositioned to me or behaved in an unseemly way but every time i visit your mainland..” He made a noise of disgust.” Your women throw themselves at me like flies.”
i’m not one of them!!, i thought miserably.
“Let me go.” I shuddered out, voice barely a whisper and he chuckled, pulling away a bit. I stayed still as he stepped back fully, moving away and staring at me.
“Quit the job and get off the island. This isn’t the place for you. ” He said sharply.
“Tell your daughter i said hi. And that I’m glad she’s nothing like her rude , obnoxious father!!! ” i snapped, because apparently, i was suicidal.
Taehyung stopped to throw me a glare before turning on his heel and stalking away. i watched him disappear into the night before slowly sinking to the forest floor.
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“.... do you think that humans in the preserve are in some way contributing to the deterioration of the community?”
Taehyung took a deep breath.
“i think, every community needs to reach within itself and build and find its own stability. Wolves have been suppressed and denied opportunities for centuries. Most of the time, the excuse is that we aren’t meant to mingle with humans because of our dangerous attributes. By that logic, there’s really no reason why there should be humans employed at the preserve. But mostly, I think there are several qualified wolves who could take up the three posts currently held by himans at the research center alone. If you don’t want us in your space, you need to at least let us take control of our own....”
The interviewer nodded, making notes. “understandable. What about the current strain of influenza going around... It seems to be targeting lycanthropes in particular. “
Taehyung nodded.
“it’s quite unfortunate. Most of the affected cases are young pups. Humans themselves act as carriers without displaying any symptoms, so there’s another reason, humans ought to be kept away from the preserve. At least till this whole thing is resolved....”
“There’s talk about this strain of flu being man-made...” The interviewer said softly.
Taehyung shrugged.
“i don’t have any proof for such claims” He said quickly but next to him Seo Joon piped up.
“ Well, if certain factions of the human race did decide to develop some deadly viral strain as some kind of biological weapon against my people....well....it wouldn't be the first time would it?”
The crowd went into a frenzy, muttering excitedly and Tahyung flinched. He didn’t want people to start attacking each other. Seo Joon wasn’t a pacifist like him. The dude wanted a full fledged war. Taehyung wanted no part of his aggressive attack.
He stayed quiet for the rest of the interview while Seo joon rallied about how humans were responsible for the deterioration of the preserve.
When the program ended and he began to leave the studio, he found Jimin waiting for him near the door.
“That was a bad idea.” His friend said quietly.
Taehyung sighed.
“Seo Joon is one the most respected men out there. i can’t antagonize him. At least till i win....”
“There are violent factions everywhere Tae... do you really want to fuel a full out war between us and the humans?”
Taehyung brushed aside his concerns.
“i just want them out of the preserve. And most of them have left. There’s still just a few foolish stragglers. In a way i hope this motivates them to leave. ”
His mind flashed back to her..
To those, wild brown eyes, whiskey deep and scared, her fear so tangible and real that it had appealed to ever base instinct in him. the wolf in him had preened at the idea of being feared....
And the way her silky smooth hair looked as it flowed over shoulders, the pale, fragile perfection of her body, the smooth unblemished skin that had felt like silk under his lips. How tempting it had been, pressing her up against that wall, that insatiable urge to just sink his teeth in and bite and turn and claim....
He shook his head to clear that thought. He wasn’t attracted to her as a person. it was just the way she seemed to carry herself, like the perfect prey....
“i still think that idiot should have worded that better.” Jimin shook his head.
Taehyung shrugged. He didn’t want to talk about Seo Joon.
“Let’s go get something to eat. Drinks on me.” He smiled, slinging a hand over his friend’s shoulder.
Jimin sighed but acquiesced, letting him lead him to the glittering black Bugatti near the parking lot.
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It was a little past one in the morning when Taehyung finally reached the pier, ready to take his personal boat to the island when he noticed the commotion near the loading dock.
He felt his eyes widen, when he saw a couple of humans, looking frazzled and upset as they climbed out of the ferry.
“what’s going on?” He asked his skipper urgently and the man looked up from where he was lifting the anchor.
“There’s been some sort of riot on the island, sir. some of the wolves got together and tried to attack the humans in the research center.” He said casually.
Taehyung felt his heart leap into his throat.
“What?” He croaked.
“Yeah, they got all of them off i think. The wolves are nearly feral with anger out there. Something about the research people being the reason the kids were sick in the first place...that they were the ones who brought them to the preserve in the first place...”
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
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She wasn’t there.
Taehyung went through the two halls where all the humans from the preserve were sitting. once. Twice. And then again.
They were all wet and shivering, clutching their meager possessions and looking lost but he couldn’t focus on any of them. He tried to catch her scent, that soft buttery smell of cinnamon and lavender... but it wasn’t there.
She wasn’t there.
He ran his fingers through his hair, trying to bring himself to think.
Seo Joon. He had to call Seo joon.
“Hello...” Seo Joon sounded groggy.
“Mirae’s still on the island.” He choked out.
Seo Joon groaned.
“Who?” He croaked.
“Yoon Mi Rae....that tech from the research center.”
Seo joon scoffed.
“That little lab rat? Didn’t she get on the ferry that was carting all the rest of the vermin back to the mainland?” Seo Joon sounded bored.
“She isn’t here, Seo joon..this is your fault. You shouldn’t have talked that shit on TV..... you need to go find her and make sure she’s safe...I’m coming over...” Taehyung snapped.
Seo Joon made a noise of impatience.
“I’m sleeping Tae. And besides, if she stayed behind, she’s probably been ripped to shreds by now. Serves the little bitch right.”
Taehyung felt the blood freeze in his veins.
“Seo joon, we can’t let a human get hurt under our watch.” He said shakily.
“Really? why the fuck not... it isn’t like they have any qualms about hurting our kind. its her own damn fault, coming here and acting like she’s fucking mother Teresa...I hope they fucking ravaged her. Should be a nice message to any other fool that wants to come traipsing into our land..”
Taehyung realized he couldn’t speak sense to the man. He hung up quickly, calling for him chuffeur. There was not enough time to take the boat...
“Lee?” He said sharply. “ I’m gonna need the chopper.”
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He found her in her cabin, tied up and tossed in a corner while some of the betas shifted around the entrance. They had been growling and gnashing their teeth when he had arrived but some kind of restraint had kept them from actually killing her.
But they hadn’t left her unscathed.
Taehyung tried not to let his claws pop, his eyes taking in the way she looked.
Her clothes were torn off and she had clearly been sleeping when they’d broken into the cabin , dressed as she was in a tattered white t shirt , plain white panties and mismatched socks. Her jaw was bruised, a trickle of blood dried down her chin. Her left eyes was swollen shut and her breathing was ragged and came in short, painful little rasps and it clearly hurt her which meant that she definitely had a few broken ribs.
Fuck. Fuck.
“This wasn’t right.” He said sharply and the betas cowered.
“She’s the reason the pups are sick...” one of the men said and the others mumbled their assent.
“Where is the proof?” Taehyung snapped.” We do not mete out punishments when there is no proof. We’re better than that.”
The betas shifted guiltily and the stench of wolfsbane made him sigh. They were mostly drunk.
“Get out of here. The whole lot of you and get ready to get carted off to prison tomorrow when she presses charges.”
He watched them leave, waiting for the last wolf to leave before turning to her.
She was staring at him with her one good eye.
“You gonna...” She began and then stopped, shutting her eyes in pain. “ tell me you told me so...”
She was clearly in agony, the putrid stench of her pain filled the room and Taehyung couldn’t breathe.
“you need to get to the hospital.” He muttered, frozen in place. She sighed.
“Can’t... Don’t want anyone...to know.”
He stared at her.
“Mi rae...”
“itll make things worse....for your kind.... “ She rasped out. “ Won’t press charges...”
He couldn’t believe her.
“You’re willing to not press charges...?” He said slowly.
She sighed and nodded a little.
“Please help me.”She said softly and his heart lurched.
He moved quickly, crouching next to her and popping his claw to cut through the ropes binding her. She fell into his chest at once, crying out in pain when he gripped her arms to steady her.
“It’s okay... I got you...” He said softly, loosening his hold and cradling her in his arms. She blinked at him.
“i don’t have anyone.” She said suddenly.
“What?”
“Family. i don’t have anyone.... You need... You need to let me stay with you. Till i get better...Can’t let anyone know....what happened....” She whispered.
He was nodding before the words even registered. Staring into her eyes, he felt like he could have agreed to any damn thing she’d ask him.
She nodded and then closed her eyes.
“i’m gonna sleep now.” She said weakly.
And then went limp in his arms.
Fuck.
Fuck.
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Black Market Wonderland (Chapter Three): The beginning is the end.
Notes: Once again thanks so much to my friends who proof read this and to everyone who leaves feedback. I really appreciate it, it means a lot to me. I hope everyone continues to enjoy this shit show.
Word Count: 10027
Warnings: cursing, mentions of drinking, threats, that’s about all I can think of, if I missed something let me know.
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“You know you’re literally trying to prove your worthless, right?” Kisaki’s snide comment brings her back to reality.
“I don’t usually have to work so hard to prove it,” she grumbles under her breath.
“Aww, don’t worry princess, we’ll find plenty of uses for you.” Baba winks again and she glares at him, despite the pleasant tone his meaning is clear. He doesn’t think she has a chance of winning this bet.
“Even Eisuke might have his work cut out for him, finding value in her,” Oh jumps on the chance to demean her, but he’s smirking instead of his usual stoic expression.
“How long ya think it’s gonna take him to win?” Kishi asks them, puffing on his cigarette.
“Eh, a few days if Koro’s lucky.”
“He might let it go on longer, if he’s looking to toy with her.”
“Hmm, she might get a week if he really wants to drag it out.”
“As much as I’d love to listen to the peanut gallery, I need to finish cleaning.” She rolls her eyes as the group of men start taking bets on her bet and leaves to clean the suites.
Most of the penthouse rooms aren’t that bad, basic cleaning and maintenance needed. It seems they’re all relatively capable of cleaning up after themselves, if nothing else. Then she steps into Kishi’s suite, she knows it’s his from the stubbed out cigarettes and overflowing ashtrays scattered through it. She ends up having to open as window as she cleans through it, it smells like a smoke bomb’s gone off in the damn place. There’s still a hint of cigarettes under air freshener scents by the time she’s finished. His room took up the rest of her shift and it’s time for her to clock out.
She takes the elevator down, at least she can spend the night in her dorm. The only ordeal left for the night is introducing Kiyo to Chisato and Sakiko. She puts her cleaning cart away and files into the locker room; Chisato and Sakiko are already changing.
“How did cleaning the penthouse go?” Chisato asks.
“Fine, nothing unusual,” Tsuneko gives a vague response and busies herself with changing.
They make idle chitchat as they all change, reconfirming where they plan to meet up at to hang out. Chisato and Sakiko finish changing before her, leaving her alone. She starts gathering her things from her locker. She’ll drop her clothes from yesterday and the tupperware off at her dorm before meeting them at the restaurant. The door opens, the sound and footsteps echo in the quiet locker room. Erika walks towards her locker, she’s in casual clothes, maybe she forgot something? The head maid notices Tsuneko and groans, before opening her locker.
There’s a tension between them, despite their usual animosity towards each other, this is different. Tsuneko’s stomach twists and knots, she wants to make this better, somehow.
“Matsuda,” she calls out.
“What do you want?” Erika whips her head around to glare at Tsuneko.
“Can we talk about this?”
“There’s nothing to talk about.” She closes her locker with a clang and starts to rush towards the door, Tsuneko steps in front of her, invading her space.
“There very clearly is.”
“Move it, Tomori, or I’ll write you up for harassment,” Erika threatens, her face is red, Tsuneko hates seeing her this angry.
“Look, I’m sorry about this whole promotion shit. You have every right to be upset, I don’t know what they’re thinking, but I’m trying to get out of it.”
“Is that suppose to make me feel better!?”
“Uh, I was hoping, at least a little.”
“I’ve dedicated five years to this hotel!”
“I know, I know and I’m sorry. I don’t how to fix this other than trying to get out of it.” That makes Erika’s face fall, anger draining as she lets out a sigh.
“You’re an idiot.”
“I don’t disagree, but can you be more specific?”
“You’re seriously going to turn down a promotion because of me?”
“Well, uh, yeah.” There’s a lot more to it than that, but she can’t think of a decent lie.
“That’s stupid, holding yourself back for others, dumbass.” Erika is still red faced as she pushes past Tsuneko, leaving the locker room. She lets out a heavy sigh, not sure how to feel about how that ended.
It’s a quiet walk to her dorm, she drops her things off, tops off Kiyo’s bowl and gives him some belly scratches before she changes into some slightly nicer clothes. While as casual enough place, she’d rather show up in something nicer than the baggy shirt and shorts she usually wears for the less than five minute walk from the dorms to the hotel.
The night air feels nice against her skin, the city lights twinkling in the dark and people meandering around her. She looks up at the sky for a moment as she walks, no stars, the light pollution from the city making it impossible to see them. Living in the city is great in many respects, a large part of her loves Tokyo and it will always be a second home to her, but little things like that makes her miss Kyushu. She shakes her head and makes her way to the restaurant.
Sakiko and Chisato are already sat at a table; they wave Tsuneko over. The place she picked is a cozy inexpensive restaurant, simple wooden furniture and warm low lighting. She plops down in a chair and orders something to drink, nothing alcoholic. She’s slowly trying to learn her lesson about getting drunk around others. Not to mention, if she forgot about Kiyo in a drunken stupor, she’d never forgive herself.
“It feels so nice to just relax.” Sakiko grins and takes a sip from her cocktail.
“‘Cause you’re so serious during work, “ Tsuneko teases.
“I swear to god, if you invited us out just to nag me, I’m going to kill you.”
“You’re about as threatening as a cupcake.”
“Says the chubby cheeked munchkin.” Sakiko pinches and squishes Tsuneko’s cheeks from across the table.
“Wah er ya doin?” Tsuneko tries to ask and grabs Sakiko’s wrist, prying her hands off. Chisato is cracks up, laughing at the two of them.
“Hey, maybe some of your luck will rub off on me?”
“Will you stop with that luck bullshit?”
“You have The King and Kuroba after you, I can’t even get a boyfriend.” Sakiko sighs.
“Don’t forget Erika,” Chisato chimes in and sips from her beer.
“No one is after me!”
“Fine, whatever you say, we’ll stop teasing you, for now.” Chisato shows some measure of mercy.
“For now she says, speaking of love lives, how are things going with you and Itsuki?” She’s never met Chisato’s girlfriend herself, but she’s seen her in passing and has heard about her plenty.
“It’s been great,” Chisato beams, “she’s working tonight, but we’re going out on a date tomorrow.”
“Ugh,” Sakiko puts her head in her hands, “I’m gonna die alone while you two live happily ever after.”
“Nah, I plan on dying alone too,” Tsuneko offers.
“Not helping.”
“Wasn’t trying to.”
“Wanna know who my great love is right now?” Sakiko asks, her expression still grim.
“Should I be concerned?” Tsuneko raises an eyebrow, her mind immediately jumps to the gutter, a vibe and toy filled one.
“It’s a game she’s been playing,” Chisato squashes her concerns as Sakiko pulls her phone out.
“What were you thinking?”
“Nothing good,” Tsuneko admits and grins despite her flushing cheeks.
“Pervert, here look at my love.” Sakiko shows her an otome cg on her phone, a shirtless guy with what look like wolf ears, “Kazuro, he’s so gorgeous.”
“So, it’s a furry game?” Tsuneko can’t resist teasing.
“He’s a demon, it’s different,” Sakiko defends, “it’s called Monster Lovers, it’s freemium, but it doesn’t drain your wallet too much and the stories are so good.”
Their food comes and Tsuneko stuffs her face as Sakiko prattles on about the game. She’s apparently already conned Chisato into downloading it for the female love interests. And Tsuneko has to make a promise to check it out so Sakiko will take a breath, that she uses to inhale her food now that her passionate fangirling has ended.
They continue making idle conversation and eat. There’s a sense of ease to the evening, every topic is light and easy. This aspect of friendship is always easy, anything deeper makes Tsuneko squeamish, but she already knows what she needs to put some trust in these two. To maybe take the work qualifier off their roles as work friends. The two of them drink a bit through the meal, a soft flush to their cheeks, while Tsuneko sticks to sobriety. They’re not drunk, just on the verge of tipsy if she ventured to guess. Which means, she hopes, they’ll be a bit more open to accepting her fluffy noodle boy.
The meal finishes up and Tsuneko pays for them, despite being told she doesn’t have to. A part of her feels manipulative; inviting them out and being extra kind, all with the ulterior motive of making them befriend a ferret. She’s done worse things, she tries to remind herself. Kiyo is without a doubt the most worthy cause she’s ever had for doing shady things.
“Don’t worry about it,” Tsuneko tells them again, “hey, I still have some cake I got from Larme, do you guys wanna come eat some?”
“Oooh, I never turn down cake,” Sakiko agrees.
“That’s the smartest thing you’ve ever said,” Tsuneko teases.
“I could go for some sweets,” Chisato tells her as they leave the restaurant.
The two of them walk in front of Tsuneko, the sidewalk not wide enough for all three to be side by side. It’s a small thing, but watching them chat while she trails just a bit behind reinforces how much closer they are to each other than her. She knows it’s a silly feeling and she hates how sensitive she can be, but she always seems to be so disconnected. She’s heard so much about those kind of friends who confide everything in each other, those deep bonds that don’t break. Her relationships have never been like that. Whether it’s romantic or platonic, she can’t let it get deeper than surface level. It’s like a panic alarm is set off in her head any time someone tries to get closer. The closest relationship she has is Shinobu and that’s-
“You alright there Tsuneko?” Sakiko’s chirpy voice cuts off her thoughts. They’re standing outside the dorms. Tsuneko can’t even remember the walk.
“Uh, yeah, sorry. I’m fine.”
“You looked kinda sad,” Chisato comments.
“Nah, I was just lost in thought, don’t worry it,” Tsuneko cuts off any further questions. She’s not about to get sappy and melancholic with them. No one needs to know every sad little thought that pops into her head.
She leads them up to her dorm and unlocks the door. Kiyo’s cage is tucked away from sight when someone first comes in. She doesn’t want someone to accidentally see him when she’s leaving or entering and in this case it allows her to ease them into seeing him. Jumping right to ‘Hey, here’s my illegal ferret’ isn’t exactly a smart move.
“Sorry, my dorm’s a little messy,” she apologizes as they enter and she shuts the door behind them.
“This is messy to you?” Chisato asks, looking at the little pile of yesterday’s clothes on the floor. She was in a bit of a hurry when she dropped everything off.
“Yeah, I was in a rush.”
“This is literally one of the cleanest places I’ve ever seen and oh my god, that’s so cute,” Sakiko’s train of thought derails as she notices some of the plushies Tsuneko has on a shelf. She picks up a Cinnamoroll one and gives it a squeeze.
“He’s one of my favorite characters,” Tsuneko admits as she gets out the cake for them all, “do you guys want anything to drink?”
They ask for some coffee and Tsuneko plays hostess, getting it all together. They sit down on her kinda small cream colored couch, more of a loveseat in all honesty, and she ends up sitting on the floor. She shoves a bite of cake in her mouth and can’t help making a noise of pleasure, the rich sweet flavor hitting her. Tsuneko is finishing up her piece when she decides it’s time to confront the elephant in the room or ferret as it may be in this case.
“Can I ask you guys something?”
“Sure, what’s up?” They look at her expectantly.
“If I theoretically, was doing something against the hotel rules, would you report me?”
“What did you do?” Chisato asks, all humor or mirth drains from her expression.
“It’s nothing dangerous or awful, I just wanted to know.”
“It would depend on what it is,” Sakiko tells her, her eyes narrowed in concern.
“I’m just gonna have to show you, aren’t you?”
“Show us?” Chisato and Sakiko share a curious look.
“Close your eyes,” Tsuneko tells them and doesn’t step away until they do. She goes to Kiyo’s cage, he blinks a few times, he must just be waking up. He makes soft dooking noises as she takes him out and brings him close to her chest, scratching over his fur. They didn’t make any promises to keep him secret and she knows she can’t expect them too. She gives him a kiss on the head, she doesn’t want to lose him.
“What’s that sound?” Sakiko asks as Tsuneko brings Kiyo into the room. If someone isn’t use to it dooking noises can sounds weird, something between a chatter and almost clucking sound. Tsuneko puts away the dessert plates before sitting down with him in front of the coffee table.
“Open your eyes.” She can’t help the waver in her voice, worry coloring her tone.
“Oh my god,” Sakiko speaks first, her brown eyes are bright and wide.
“His name is Kiyohito, Kiyo for short,” she introduces as he excitedly wriggles in her arms. Sakiko moves to sit at the table on the floor, letting her get closer.
“He’s so cute,” she reaches out then pauses, “can I pet him?”
“He sometimes nips, but he doesn’t mean anything by it. If he gets to rough just give him a boop on the nose and he’ll stop.”
Sakiko scratches the top of his head; Kiyo sniffs and licks at her fingers. Chisato mimics Sakiko’s position shift and gets closer, she still hasn’t spoken.
“When did you get him?” Sakiko asks.
“A few days after I started working here, I know pets aren’t allowed. But, he was so cute and I-” Tsuneko stops herself, ‘was lonely’ is the rest of that sentence. Those words die in her throat. Hell will freeze before anyone hears her say something so pathetic.
“It’s not hurting anyone,” Chisato speaks up, her fingers scratching over Kiyo’s back.
“I never really got the pet rule, some guests bring pets, and as long as you care for them who cares,” Sakiko grumbles.
“So, neither of you wanna tell on me?”
“Of course not,” Sakiko answers and Chisato nods in agreement.
“Thank you both so much,” Tsuneko bows her head, “I promise if anyone ever finds out about him, I won’t tell that you both knew, I won’t let it effect either of you.”
“We know you wouldn’t,” Chisato’s hand moves from Kiyo’s head to Tsuneko’s, ruffling her hair. Tsuneko’s face flushes and she has to resist the urge to lean into the touch. Why are head pats so damn nice?
“Hey, pet the ferret, not me!” Tsuneko yells and sits ups straight, batting away Chisato’s hand. She doesn’t need her weakness for head pats exposed. Her denial must not be as smooth as she was hoping, Chisato and Sakiko laugh at her. Kiyo squirms out of her hands and plops onto the table, showing his belly. Tsuneko scratches at his tummy; he loves belly scratches.
“Is this what you were all stressed about?” Sakiko asks, joining in on scratching his soft tum.
“Well, it’s not just that, I wanted to ask you both a favor,” they look at her curiously, “if I ever cant for whatever reason, would you guys mind stopping in and taking care of him?”
“I don’t mind, ferret cuddles and I get to raid your fridge, sounds good to me.” Sakiko shrugs.
“I don’t mind either, I’m not sure what to do though,” Chisato adds.
“I’ll explain all of that, thank you both. I just, after I had to go get patched up last night, I was worried that if anything happened no one would be able to care for him. This is such a relief for me, you have no idea.”
“You really care about him, don’t you?” Chisato asks.
“I do, I don’t want anything bad to happen to him.”
“Don’t worry, all you need to do is ask and one of us will take care of him.”
Tsuneko thanks them over and over again, it’s like a weight lifted off her shoulders. They insist she doesn’t need to be so grateful, but that just makes her feel more indebted. She’s done nothing to deserve their kindness; Sakiko and Chisato are really good people.
After the hundreth thanks, she shows them how to take care of Kiyo when she’s away. They don’t seem bothered in the slightest and play with him the entire time. He’s bouncing and flopping around, excited to have two new friends. She even shows them how to play tag, touching him and then running off for him to chase after.
The night goes easy enough, everything winding down until it’s they decide they need to go home and get some sleep for the work day tomorrow. The door shuts behind them and Tsuneko can’t help the big smile on her face as she turns to Kiyo.
“That went a thousand times better than I expected,” she scoops him up , “you did such a good job, sweetie.”
He makes a soft noise; his eyes are drifting shut and his tongue sticking out. He’s ready for sleep. She cleans his cage out, refills his water, and puts some treats in his bowl, before tucking him in his favorite hammock. She busies herself with changing into some lazy clothes, laundry and cleaning up her dorm. Once all of that is done, she’s ready to focus on the more pressing matter.
She plops on her bed and puts her phone on charge, letting her mind wander. How likely is it that Ichinomiya is going to win this bet? That’s the question she keeps coming back to. She feels pretty confident that she’ll win. As risky a move as the bet is, it’s hard for her to think of a way he could win this. She meant every word she said. The truth of the matter is she just doesn’t have any skill that could benefit him, at least nothing special to her. She’s too cautious to say she will for sure win, but she can’t see a situation in which she loses.
Now, the next question is, what is she going to do if she wins? The idea of staying at the hotel is not at all enticing. The knowledge of how dangerous it is and what her boss is like has ruined the already limited appeal of the hotel. Not to mention, there’s no guarantee that Ichinomiya won’t just fire her if he doesn’t get his way.
She was expelled from the University of Tokyo and every attempt to repeal it has gotten her no where. She’s applied to a few other prestigious universities after, but once most find out about her expulsion they end up not wanting anything to do with her. She can’t transfer her credits either since it was an expulsion. So, not only would she have to start over, but she’d also have to downgrade to a lesser school.
At the time, the thought of that was crushing. She got so discouraged after so many rejections, being a failure, she just gave up. Her dad still doesn’t know she was expelled. She hasn’t even talked to him in over a year.
Maybe, this is a good thing? Not actually a good thing, being sold to a bunch of assholes is never a good thing, but maybe it’s the kick in the ass she needed. If she can settle for cleaning rooms for a year than she can settle for studying at a shittier university. If she went to one in Kyushu, her dad would probably let her stay with him and work at his gym to help with money. That is if he doesn’t decide he’s done with her after all her lying and not even talking to him for a year.
She starts searching around for Universities around Kyushu, taking note of application deadlines. If she wins the bet, she can quit and get her life back on track. She saves a few pages of ones that have law programs that look decent. Once she’s got a few options, she decides to go grab a shower and take some painkillers for her hand.
Her night passes by normally for her. She stays up extremely late, finding things to entertain herself and looking more into schools. It’s around three in the morning when she makes it to sleep, usual for her.
Her nightmare that night isn’t as vivid, not as haunting. When she wakes up at five in the morning, she can’t even clearly remember all the details, just the feelings. A noose and a death rattle sound are the two things she remembers most. Those kinds of dreams are easier to deal with. She can usually shake them off and move on right away, the more vivid ones leave her in a panic. Maybe the painkillers helped numb it? That might be a habit to pick up, along with the alcohol.
She goes through her morning routine; getting ready, taking care of Kiyo, and taking care of everything she needs to. Everything is status quo as she goes into the Tres Spades; changes clothes, gets her work schedule, and starts her day. It’s about an hour before her lunch break and she’s finishing up a room when her pager goes off. Tsuneko fumbles to find the answer button and a harsh masculine voice comes through it.
“Penthouse, now.” It’s Oh’s voice, a deep harsh baritone. She’s not sure what’s worse, getting a five minute time limit or just a demand to be there in an instant.
She makes the journey to the penthouse. It’s odd, in some respects the journey is becoming too familiar, but in others it still seems unreal. Her fingers find the good luck charm in her pocket, she still hasn’t turned it in. The soft feel of the worn fabric has become a comfort for her through all of this. She plays with it in her pocket as she enters the lounge.
“I was paged.”
The lounge is a mess, far more than it was yesterday. Overflowing ashtrays, playing cards tossed around, poker chips scattered, and bottles of booze knocked over. She’s dealt with worse in all honesty, but compared to how neat it seemed yesterday, she’s caught off guard. Baba, Kisaki, and Kishi are all in the lounge.
“Princess!”
“Not my name.” Tsuneko starts cleaning. She was fairly confident Oh was the one who paged her, but he’s no where to be found.
“Koro, wanna play cards with us?”
“Also, not my name.”
“Awww, you’re not gonna pretend to be a good girl today?”
“I’m still doing my job, unless you have legitimate work for me to do, we really don’t need to talk.” Her tone is cold and deadpan. She only, hopefully, has to deal with these dumbasses for two weeks. It’s best not to let them get too far under her skin, as rage inducing as they are.
“Ugh, don’t be so boring.”
“Her seriousness is part of her charm.”
“Pfft, you’ll seriously hit on anything with a pulse, even a kid like her,” Kishi decides to join in.
“Flirting with dogs is a new low, even for you.”
They’re trying to get a rise out of her and she’s biting at her lip to hold back yelling at them. Kisaki seems to have some fascination with comparing her to a dog and to an old guy like Kishi, twenty-two probably does seem really young. She busies herself cleaning up their mess, not taking the bait.
“Woman!” Oh’s voice rings out, his tone patronizing and grating.
“Man!” She spins around to face him. He’s glaring daggers and she returns the favor.
“Memorize this,” he drops a heavy stack of papers into her hands, “it’s an item list for the next auction. You’ll be helping the Hatter present them.”
“You….want me to present on stage?” Her heart jumps into her throat. Sitting in that cage and waiting helplessly as strangers bidded for the chance to hurt her. The memories come in a flash and she can’t breath. She doesn’t want to go on that stage again.
“Is that going to be a problem?” Oh’s tone makes it clear that this better not be a problem.
“Uhhh, I’m not much of a performer, I’d just ruin the auction.”
“You didn’t sign the confidentiality agreement, we need extra assurance you won’t talk.”
“Yeah, yeah, and if I work the auction I’ll be accessory to a crime. I get that, but I can just do behind the scenes stuff.”
“No, I’m not trusting you with anything that important, You have eleven days to memorize the list, speak with the Hatter in the tearoom for anything else.” With that Oh leaves the lounge and doesn’t give her another chance to weasel out of it. She glares at his retreating back
“Aww, are you shy in front of crowds, pretty lady?”
“Shut up,” she growls as she puts the stack of papers in her binder and starts to leave. The lounge is clean, she’ll take care of the suites and be done with the penthouse for the day.
“Koro,” Kisaki calls after her as she’s headed towards a suite. Him and Baba following after her, “it’s lunch time.”
“Do you need me to call room service for you?”
“No, we’re gonna take you out to eat, lovely lady.”
“I need to feed my pet, the old man is just lonely and pathetic.”
“I’m not interested,” Tsuneko brushes them off and starts to leave.
“Isn’t it almost time for your lunch break?”
“Yes and once I’m done cleaning I’ll take my lunch break in the employee cafeteria.”
“Aww, don’t worry I’d be honored to treat you, princess.” Baba slings an arm across her shoulders and starts guiding her towards the elevator. Tsuneko ducks under and jumps back just before he can get her in. He really can’t take a-
“Eep!” she yelps out as Kisaki pushes her forward into the elevator. Baba hits a button the second she’s in and the doors close with them all heading down to the ground floor. She glares at the two of them.
“Don’t be so grumpy Koro, you’re getting a treat.”
“That still not my name and all you’re doing is harassing me!”
“But you look just like the old Koro, it’s nice to finally get a new puppy,” Kisaki reaches out to pet her head and she ducks away, “you still need training though.”
“Comparing girls to dogs isn’t nice, Ota.”
“The first Koro was a good girl, new Koro should be happy.”
“Can you both just leave me alone and let me work?” Tsuneko groans as the elevator comes to a stop.
“C’mon, is lunch really going to kill you, pretty lady?”
“If I’m lucky,” despite her grumbles, she’d be lying if she said free food wasn’t enticing, “you two aren’t gonna stop until I just give in, are you?”
“Aww, she’s learning,” Kisaki teases as she follows the pair out of the elevator. She’s stuck with them for two weeks at the very least, an hour long lunch isn’t the end of the world. Painful, but tolerable. Kisaki puts on thick black framed glasses before they leave the hotel.
“What’s with the glasses?”
“It helps keep paparazzi from noticing me.”
“That sounds like bullshit, but alright.”
“Ota has to worry about being hounded by cameras all the time.”
“Gross.”
“Pfft, you’re not wrong, but it comes with the territory. They eat up the angelic artist shit.” Kisaki sneer and Tsuneko can’t help thinking how gross it must feel, pretending to be something you’re not.
“Where exactly are we going?” Tsuneko asks, she doesn’t want to start feeling bad for any of these men. It’s easier to distract herself.
“Don’t worry, we’ll take you somewhere nice, sunshine.”
“Do you just have a list of gross nicknames you run through?”
“You’re pretty face inspires me, every new nickname proof of my love.” Baba winks and her stomach churns. The word ‘love’ makes bile rise in her throat.
“I’m actually about to vomit.” She can’t stand people throwing that word around so easily and flippantly.
“I’ll just have to nurse you back to health with some tender loving care.”
“That’ll just make her sicker. Koro, come here, we can’t have you just wandering around,” Kisaki starts to reach for her hand, “you need a leash.”
“Touch my mangled excuse for a hand and I will throw you into traffic.” Tsuneko shoves her hand in her pocket. Hand holding is weird enough in a relationship and with an uninjured hand.
“I’m starting to think you need obedience school.” That comment makes her roll his eyes and they slow outside a cafe. Tsuneko goes to hold the door open, but Baba beats her to it.
She murmurs a thanks. Even if she doesn’t like him, he’s being nice. The cafe is surprisingly casual even if it is nicer than what she’d probably pick. She expected them to pick some fancy over the top place, given their status, but the cafe is relaxed and cute. Pops of pastel colors give it a soft cheery vibe that makes her want to smile despite her company. They slide into a booth, the leather a soft baby blue. The pair sits across from her and they start looking through the menu, the assortment of sweet parfaits draws her eye. She picks out what she wants, making notes of the prices before putting it down. Baba and Kisaki might have talked about treating her, but she has no intentions of letting them pay. She’s an adult and more than capable of buying her own lunch.
“Seriously?” Kisaki raises an eyebrow at her after they order their food.
“What?”
“It’s cute she has a sweet tooth.” She ordered a big parfait with honey and bananas along with her meal, apparently this is interesting to them. She can’t help pouting, she’s not cute and she’s allowed to eat whatever the hell she wants.
“Aww, make sure you don’t get any chocolate,” their drinks our brought out and Kisaki takes a drink, “this tea isn’t bad.”
“Mmm,” Tsuneko makes a soft noise as she sips on rose soda, the sweet floral taste brings a soft smile to her face.
“Ota, instead of saying ‘not bad’ you should just say it tastes good.”
“Huh? Isn’t it the same?”
“We’re in the presence of a lady,” Baba nods towards Tsuneko, “you’ll ruin the mood.”
“There’s not going to be any mood at all since we’re here with an old guy,” Kisaki comments, she knows Baba is older, especially compared to her and Kisaki. But, Kisaki’s acting like he’s pushing fifty or something, he’s not even the oldest of the penthouse guys. That’d have to be Kishi, she figures.
“Ota, I think you meant to say ‘a very young man’.” Baba puts a hand on his face and looks down. They seem to be really good friends, not quite like Oh and Ichinomiya, but still close.
“Your age a touchy subject?” She asks between sips of her soda and sits up as their food is brought to them.
“Do you think I’m old? You know I have the heart of a twenty year old!”
“Like, in a jar or something?” Tsuneko teases before focusing on her food.
“You’re too cruel, darling.”
“Yeah, I’m the cruel one.” Tsuneko rolls her eyes and starts munching.
“Oh, your hand must be bothering you, I’ll feed you,” Baba scoops up a heaping spoonful of her parfait and hold it out to her, “say ahhh!”
“What am I a fucking infant?” Tsuneko grabs the spoon from his hand and feeds herself. She’ll be damn if she’s fed like a baby. Baba’s lucky she didn’t have time to smack him away from her food. She makes another noise of contentment; the sweet parfait flavors are so good,
“Pffft, careful she might bite you next time,” Kisaki laughs and she can’t say much given she has in fact bitten people multiple times in her life.
“I wouldn’t mind a few love bites.” Baba winks at her.
“I’m starting to think you just have a problem with that eye,” she comments before cramming more food in her mouth.
“That comes with age.”
“I’m choosing to believe that you both tease me out of love.”
“His minds starting to shut down too,” Tsuneko retorts, licking yogurt from her lips.
“It’s nice getting to relax and joke with you, lovely lady,” Baba says with a beaming smile.
“Yeah, don’t get use to it, I’ll be gone in two weeks remember.”
Baba covers his smile with a hand and holds back laughs. Kisaki doesn’t hold back and starts snickering at her.
“She actually thinks she’s going to win,” she throws a hunk of banana at his face, “hey!”
“It’s okay, it’s cute that you think that,” Baba tells her as Kisaki flicks the food off his face and she sucks honey off her thumb. She pulls back her leg and kicks Baba hard in the shin, “ah, are you trying to play footsie with me, now?”
“Ugh,” she yanks her legs back up into her seat under her, “you’re gonna make me puke.”
“Really, it looks like you’re trying to give us both a peepshow.” Kisaki points at her chest and she already knows what happened. Her lacy purple bra is showing through her uniform top, the button came undone again. Then a bit of yogurt drips from her spoon; cold and wet on her cleavage.
“Between that and how you’re eating, I’m starting to think you’re trying to seduce me, princess,” Baba says as she fixes the button and wipes the white yogurt off her skin. She’s not really sure what he means by how she was eating, but Baba would call anything she does provocative. His face looks just a little red, the cafe is a little hot, she figures.
“I assure you, being a slob is not a seduction technique.”
“You know, wearing clothes that are too small ‘cause you don’t wanna size up, is just sad,” Kisaki says with a smirk.
“Ota! You don’t bother women about their size!” Baba scolds Kisaki. It’s not that she doesn’t want to size up, she knows she’s gained weight, but she keeps forgetting to order a new uniform. She flings another chunk of banana at him.
“Stop playing with your food, Koro.” Kisaki glares at her. They finish up their food and get the bill, Tsuneko gets her wallet out.
“Don’t worry about that princess, it’s my treat.”
“No,” Tsuneko says bluntly and puts down the money for her part of the bill.
“A gentleman doesn’t let a lady pay,” Baba tells her.
“A ‘gentleman’,” she rolls her eyes at the word, “would respect my decision to pay for my own meal.”
“I guess old people really are more sexist,” Kisaki teases and Baba looks conflicted, his brows furrow like he’s thinking. He might not be used to doing that.
“I’m a feminist, you know I’m not sexist, right Tsuneko?”
“You did help buy me,” she drops her voice to a whisper for this, “y’know like an object.”
“That was a different situation,” Baba defends. He’s flustered and his eyes are wide. She has to press a hand to her mouth to keep herself from laughing.
“Well, I don’t have time to watch you struggle, I’m gonna head back to work.” She stands up and heads out the cafe, the two aren’t far behind.
They walk towards the Tres Spades, the makeshift comedy duo banter the entire time. They finally free her once they reach the lobby, the pair heading to the casino while she needs to go back and clean the penthouse suites.
“Was that Kisaki Ota?” A soft voice asks from behind her. Tsuneko turns to see Mari and Chiho, two maids who work here.
“Oh, yes, he’s one of the penthouse residents.”
“You ate lunch with penthouse guests?” Chiho asks, raising an eyebrow.
“They insisted, I paid for myself, if wasn’t anything important.” The two maid share a look at her response.
“You know a lot of girls would kill for a chance to eat with the angelic artist, right?” Chiho continues and Tsuneko fidgets with the charm in her pocket, they aren’t jealous are they?
“Sakiko’s been telling everyone how Mr. Ichinomiya must have feelings for you, but maybe it’s Kisaki?” Mari twirls a blonde curl around her finger as she talks.
“Sakiko is a dumbass, no one in the penthouse likes me like that.”
“Maybe it’s that other guy? With the fedora, I don’t know his name,” Chiho suggests, looking at Mari.
“Hmm, but he’s kinda old, I think Tsuneko would prefer a cute young guy.”
“That’s true, plus I hear he’s super sweet.”
“Shouldn’t you two be working?!” Tsuneko growls out, sick of this conversation.
“We’re going, we’re going, enjoy your time in the penthouse.” Chiho waves her off and the two go off to work. She rolls her eyes at their nonsense and ventures back up to the penthouse.
She cleans Kishi’s suite first this time, knowing full well it will take the most time. Sure enough, it’s as much of a disaster area as it was the day before. It takes her twice as long to clean his suite as it does any of the other suites. She’s sweaty and frustrated by the time she gets the last ash stain out of the carpet. He’s an old guy and he should know how to clean up after himself by now, but apparently that’s asking too much.
The rest of the suites are a breeze in comparison. She finishes cleaning up the last suite, Oh’s, when her pager buzzes. Tsuneko has finally cracked the code of where the damn answer button it.
“Lounge. Five minutes,” Ichinomiya demands and she rolls her eyes. She’s already in the penthouse, she could be there in less than a minute. He told her she was late yesterday, but he didn’t do anything. She hates when people waste her time and he seems to be the same way. Ugh, the thought they have anything in common makes her stomach churn.
She takes out her phone and decides to play on some apps. Irritating Ichinomiya makes winning a plushie in her crane app game all the more satisfying. Now might be a good time to check out the otome app that Sakiko recommended. She watches it download and plays through the intro, there’s a snake demon character who catches her eye. Six minutes pass and she’s content finally making her way to the lounge.
“You’re late.” Ichinomiya doesn’t even look up from his tablet. Oh and Kishi are both here as well.
“Happens.” She shrugs and she hears Kishi snicker while Ichinomiya glares.
“Coffee, now.”
“Would either of you like anything?”
They both tell her no and she goes to make Ichinomiya his coffee. She repeats what she did last time since he didn’t complain and seemed to like it. It seems more like milk and sugar with a hint of espresso, but given her own love of sweets she can’t truly judge. She places it down in front of him and starts to leave.
“Where do you think you’re going?” Ichinomiya questions before drinking her coffee.
“I already cleaned the lounge and suites, I’m going to finish cleaning the guest rooms.”
“No, you’re coming with me.” He puts his now empty cup down and stands up before striding out of the room. She trails behind him, confused.
“Uh, where are we going?” She asks as they step into the elevator. Surely, he hasn’t already thought up a way to win the bet. Ichinomiya doesn’t acknowledge her, continuing to work on his tablet.
“Okay,” she speaks up again, “you’ve apparently become a mute in the past five seconds.”
He looks up just to glare at her and she meets his eyes, waiting for him to say something. It’s not that hard to tell her what’s going on, she isn’t expecting the world.
“You’ll be my assistant at an event tonight,” he says with an aggravated sigh and looks back to his tablet, like talking to her is a nuisance.
“Isn’t that usually Kenzaki’s job?” She asks both out of curiosity and the need to press upon him that this task is not special to her, it doesn’t win the bet.
“I’m aware it doesn’t count for the bet,” he grins at being able to see through her, “Kenzaki has enough to worry about right now.”
“If the event isn’t until tonight, why are we going somewhere now?”
“You can’t show up in your uniform.” He looks at her like she’s stupid.
“Do I need hours to change?”
“You need clothes for the event.”
“I have clothes that can work,” she tells him. Buying clothes for one event sounds like a pain. Tsuneko still has some formal clothes from when she interned at a law firm.
“Oh and I’m sure they fit you as well as your uniform,” he stares pointedly at her chest and she fixes that damn button, not even bothering to look down, “if you can’t even manage a uniform, how can I trust you to dress yourself for an event.”
She wants to argue, but those more formal outfits are from before her weight gain. They were a little lose when she first got them, so while they might work, it’d still be a gamble. It wouldn’t exactly look good for her to show up as his assistant and have her chest popping out.
“I haven’t gotten around to ordering a size up, but I see your point,” she grumbles as the elevator comes to a stop. It’s struggle to keep up with Ichinomiya, he’s easily a foot taller than her and his legs are probably twice the length of hers. She’s practically jogging to keep up with his casual steps.
There’s a sleek black limousine in front of the Tres Spades that Ichinomiya climbs into. She follows and can’t help staring. The back of the car is more like a lounge; leather chairs more like a large couch and chilled champagne. Tsuneko sits down closet to the door and far away from Ichinomiya, taking advantage of the space. It’s uncomfortable to say the least.
To an extent working at the Tres Spades and now the penthouse has gotten her a bit more accustomed to seeing over the top extravagance. But, it still annoys her and makes her uncomfortable. Even when she was striving for a better job, something that would afford her a higher standard of living, she never wanted this kind of stuff. It’s too much. No one needs a limo and chilled champagne on stand by.
The ride is filled with an awkward tension. Ichinomiya doing work on his tablet whil she makes herself as small as possible and plays on her phone. She wins a few more plushies and gets started on snake demon’s route; his name is Tatsumi and she wants to kiss his face. There’s a few others she’s interested in, but snake man is stealing her heart.
They come to a stop and she puts her monster romance on pause to look at where they are. There’s a high end boutique, she’s heard of it and it’s pricey. She tucks her phone into her pocket and follows Ichinomiya inside. There’s several racks of clothes, lighted shoe displays, and a strong perfume scent in the store. She can feel the store trying to drain her bank account already. Online shopping is her go to with clothes in particular. She can find good deals, try them on in the leisure of her own apartment, and send back what she doesn’t need. It’s so much easier. A price tag catches her eye and she can hear her wallet crying.
Ichinomiya wastes no time and starts picking out clothes, his eyes looking between the fabric and Tsuneko. An attendant is hovering beside him as he puts clothes on her arms. He may have more experience with this stuff, but why is he picking what’s going on her body?
“You know I can pick out clothes myself, right?” She raises an eyebrow at him and crosses her arms over her chest.
“You’ll wear what I say, I can’t have you embarrassing me, remember your two options?” He reminds her of his asinine ‘yes’ or ‘okay’ line.
“Remember when I told you to fuck off?” She rolls her eyes and starts looking through clothes herself, not giving him another look. Her eyes immediately go to the darker dresses, simple and sleek would probably look best for an assistant look. She picks out a few, even though the price tags make her sad. He just looks annoyed when she comes back with her own picks.
“Go try everything on.”
“Fine,” she refuses to say ‘yes’ or ‘okay’ to him.
Tsuneko goes into the dressing room, her picks in her arms and Ichinomiya’s picks in the attendants arms. She puts all her options, there’s far too many of them, in the seat. All of them are more than she’d ever spend on clothes. She can afford a few, but it’ll mean her severely cutting her budget somewhere else. Maybe she’ll buy one for the event and return it right after? Otherwise she’ll be stuck eating nothing but rice for a couple weeks.
She decides on one of the dresses she picked, if only to irk him. It’s a dark red bodycon dress with sleeves and a modest neckline. Her work ponytail doesn’t really suit it and she takes it down. It takes her longer than she’d care to admit to pull the dress up, tight over her curves as it’s meant to be. Once it’s in place, she steps outside, showing the dress to Ichinomiya. She hates this, his eyes scan over her, like he’s taking in every detail. He’s evaluating the dress and she knows that, but it still feels disgusting and objectifying.
“Absolutely not, it’s too conservative and looks frumpy, try one of the ones I picked out, now.”
She rolls her eyes and walks back in, catching sight of herself in the mirror again. He’s not wrong, not that she’d ever tell him that, but with her curvy figure the higher up neckline looks a little frumpy. She grabs one of his picks and tugs it on. It’s more classic, black with white straps and a band around the stomach. It’s slimming despite the body-con style and shows a tasteful amount of cleavage. She sighs, it looks nice on her. He has good taste and she’s angry about it. Once she’s shown him, he gives it his approval, of course.
This impromptu fashion show continues this way; him evaluating each outfit and dress, making comments, and either approving or disapproving them. He even accepts some of her picks. She sorts them into yes and no piles as they go through this entire process. They finally get done with the last outfit.
“So, do you want me to pick one out of the yes pile or what?” She asks him and he narrows his eyes, like she just said the stupidest thing, before turning to the attendant.
“Ring up all the clothes I approved, we still need to look at shoes and accessories.”
“Wait, what,” her eyes widen, “it’s just one event, I don’t need twenty outfits.”
“Be quiet,” Ichinomiya demands, busy looking through shoes.
“I can’t afford all of this.” That earns her a disgusted look from Ichinomiya, his nose wrinkling like he’s smelled something foul.
“Don’t be ridiculous, I’m buying them for you.” He’s apparently found the shoes and accessories because he starts making a beeline for the register, pulling out a card.
“What, no,” the number on the register display makes her head spin, “I’m not letting you spend that much on me.”
“You won’t let me,” he says the word ‘let’ like it tastes foul in his mouth and glares at her, “what makes you think the power to let me do anything?”
“Hey,” Ichinomiya reaches to hand his card to the cashier and Tsuneko throws her hand up to try to stop him, “okay, but after the event or whatever, you’ll return them and get your money back, sound good?”
“Why on earth would I return them?”
“So, you don’t waste your money.”
“Don’t waste your time by thinking about it too much, I need to make sure you don’t embarrass me,.” He hands his card over, clearly annoyed.
Tsuneko feels sick seeing the total of it all, she wishes she could pay him back, but that would take forever. Plus, if she really wanted to be a stickler about it she’d also all them all twenty-million for buying her. It is because of him that she needs these clothes, so she can excuse it away as being similar to uniforms.
Store attendants follow them out of the boutique and stack the clothes in the limo, before they leave. She plays around more in Monster Lovers until they’re back at the hotel. She’s at her first love challenge when she has to tuck her phone away and starts to get the clothes bags.
“I’ll have them taken up to the penthouse.”
“Why would you have them put in the penthouse?”
“Do you ever tire of asking ridiculous questions?”
“Do you ever tire of giving terrible answers?”
“Given your catastrophically bad taste, Ota will do your hair and makeup for the event.”
“I can do my own hair and makeup,” she groans, “can’t you let me do that much? I’m trying to compromise here.”
“I don’t compromise, go to the penthouse.”
“C’mon, I-”
“When I tell you to do something I expect you to do it within five seconds,” He cuts her off and gives her a pointed look, the staff has already started taking the clothes to the penthouse. She meets his glare and stands closer, in his personal space.
“One bunny scout,” she holds up her fingers as she counts seconds in bunny scouts, “two bunny scout, three bunny scout, four bunny scout, five bunny scout, six bunny scout.” On the sixth bunny scout she finally turns to leave. Ichinomiya scoffs from behind her and follows her up to the penthouse lounge. The entire group is there, they sit up and look up at them.
“Ota, she’s going to an event with me, do her hair and makeup.”
“Awww, I get to groom Koro,” Kisaki perks up and is already heading towards his suite, “c’mon girl.”
Tsuneko tosses her head back and groans before following him. She has a headache coming on. Kisaki is laying out clothes from the bags, there was some stuff about him being involved in the fashion industry during her search on him.
“Go take a shower, I need your face and hair clean, there’s only human products though,” Kisaki tells her without even looking up from the clothes, he looks hyper-focused. Mari is right, he really is cute, but his personality is such a train wreck, “hmm, oh do you need me to wash you, koro?”
“What!?” she jolts at his suggestion and her cheeks burn, “don’t be fucking weird!”
She scurries off to his suite bathroom, it’s huge with a large bathtub and a large shower stall. The shower stall alone is probably bigger than her dorm. And entire wall is made of window glass, showing twinkling city lights. The penthouse is too high up for anyone to be able to see up into the window, but the idea of being naked in front of it still seems strange. There’s a fluffy white bathrobe, so she guess she’ll change into that.
Tsuneko doubles check that the bathroom door is locked because she doesn’t trust Kisaki as far as she could throw him. Well, she could actually probably throw him pretty far, he doesn’t look that heavy. But, her point stands that gremlins can’t be trusted. She strips down and something just feels weird. The large open unfamiliar bathroom and having such a big clear window in front of her, she feels exposed. Her body is hot, like it’s on fire, her reflections shows how bright a pink her face is. God, she’s getting flustered and bothered by standing naked in front of a window. She needs to get laid, this is pathetic.
She hops into the shower, after removing the bandages from her hand as well, and starts to wash. Steaming hot water relaxes her to a degree, the products are nice and luxurious, but she prefers her own if only for the familiarity of the scents. Tsuneko washes up quickly, having to stop her hands from wandering to do dirtier things a few times. She can practically hear her treasure chest of toys calling her name from under her dorm bed.
Once she’s done washing up with no funny business, to the disdain of her hormones, she dries off and puts on her underwear with the robe over it. She’s not giving Kisaki a chance to see her bra and panties on the bathroom floor. She finds the first aid kit in the bathroom and starts to redo her bandages, making them less bulky and intrusive this time. The cuts are healing well despite her still using her hand and it doesn’t hurt as much to move it. She looks at her now makeup free face, the bruises has changed from more red hues to blues and purples. Kisaki will still have to cover them up.
Steam floats out of the bathroom as she steps out back into the suite. Kisaki has chosen her outfit for the event, laid out on the bed. It one of the ones she picked, she notes with some satisfaction.
“Sit,” Kisaki gestures towards the edge of one of beds and sits down, “now give me paw.” He holds out his hand with a cheeky grin and she smack it away, earning her a glare.
“Don’t push your luck, Kisaki,” she grumbles.
“Ugh, just call me Ota, we’re basically the same age,” he tells her as he starts looking through makeup palettes.
“Doesn’t matter,” she tells him as he starts carefully dabbing on foundation. His movements are more gentle when he starts to apply over her bruises.
“That’s from the night you were sold right?”
“Uh, yeah, my face got slammed against the floor,” she murmurs, not wanting to think about that night. Every memory of it makes her stomach churn.
“Maybe we should have reported them to PETA,” he says with a shit eating grin.
“Fuck off, Gremlin.”
“Hey, who are you calling a gremlin?” He glares at her.
“You’re way more gremliny than angelic, that’s for su-eep!” Kisaki pinches the non-bruised cheek and pulls causing a twinge of pain.
“Can you just shut up and be cute?”
“Nefuh maaged to do efer of thoves,” she responds, her speech distorted by her cheek being yanked.
Kisaki lets go and gets back her makeup, he might not need to use blush on that side now. There’s something oddly intimate about having her makeup put on by someone else. She thinks the last time that happened was her mom letting her play with lipstick when she was three or so. It involves a lot of face touching between application and him gently moving her head as needed. His amber eyes are trained on her face the entire time with an intense focus, she find herself having to look away because it’s too much. Kisaki applies a coat of lipstick before pulling away and giving her a final longer distance look.
“Next is your fur, he says before going to the bathroom and reappearing with a blow dryer and other tools.
“Are you ever going to stop with the dog bullshit?” She asks as Kisaki plugs in the blowdryer and gets behind her on the bed.
“You didn’t even let your fur dry completely, you should have just let me give you a bath,” he answers nothing and starts blow drying her hair.
The heat is relaxing as well as the feeling of his fingers working over her scalp and through her hair. She’s reminded of all the times she’s fallen asleep during hair washes at the salon. She leans into each touch and her eyes keep wanting to drift shut. Her cheeks are warm and she chooses to blame it on the heat from the dryer. Tsuneko will never why she’s so weak to having her hair played with.
Kisaki pulls back her hair into a bun, leaving her bangs and side locks loose. He adjusts little details, before finally leaving it be.
“There you go, you have a really fluffy coat,” he says tapping the bun on the back of her head.
“I don’t have the energy to call you out, I’m going to go change.” She sighs and takes the change of clothes to the bathroom.
She freezes when she sees herself in the mirror, she understands why Ichinomiya wanted Kisaki to do her makeup. It’s not too dramatic like part of her feared, she’s never been a fan of heavy makeup looks. Soft blush eyeshadow tones, eyeliner that’s just thick enough to bring out her eyes, foundation that can cover the bruises but not hide her freckles, contour that makes her face a little slimmer looking, and soft berry red lipstick. It’s the perfect balance of enhancing her looks without trying to change it. She could never even dream of doing a makeup job this perfect.
Tsuneko steps into the dress and pulls it up, so she won’t risk ruining her hair or makeup. She looks at it on her and pouts. It’s one she picked out and she remembers it well, but in the store she paired it with a blazer that covered up a bit more of the neckline. Kisaki hasn’t done that, or at least he only had the dress, shoes, and a necklace laid out. The top of the dress is made of white lace with a deep v neckline that goes into a black body con dress at the waist down. She has to adjust her bra a bit so it doesn’t show. She puts on the necklace, a simple gemstone on a silver chain, and the black heels.
“Can we talk about this dress, Kisaki?” She asks as she leaves the bathroom.
“Let’s go show Eisuke, he’s probably getting impatient by now.” Kisaki doesn’t wait to hear her feedback and leaves out of the suite.
She sighs and follows after him, cursing under her breath. Tsuneko hasn’t even left and she’s already eager to get this night over and done with. And entire night of waiting on Ichinomiya and being his lackey, Oh killing her starts to sound more and more like a better alternative. The hope of escaping it all in two weeks is the only thing keeping her spirits up. She has to get away from this all.
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Speech Impediment - Chapter 3
Ships: Romantic Logicality, pining prinxiety, platonic dlamp
Summary: Halloween is just a few days away and the deadline for his project is nearing. Deceit wants nothing more than to work on his story, but things get in the way when the others invite him to a Halloween costume party. There’s only one problem... Deceit’s never been invited to a party. In other news Dexter discovers he hated almost every single type of alcohol in existence except one.
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Dexter sat comfortably at his desk as he worked the hours of his Wednesday afternoon away on his creative writing project. His snake, Dee Dee, made herself comfortable wrapped around his shoulders, content with watching her owner work on his computer.
After two all-nighters and much help from his new friends, Dexter was able to come up with a story idea. It was under the prompt ‘it was all just a dream’ to write a mystery, horror, suspense short story. It took place with a woman named Abigail who woke up in a small, coffin like, box; a voice speaking to her through a speaker directing her to escape with only a few tools before all the air was sucked out. When she made it out she was in another box and so on.
He was at the part when Abigail was about to drown as water filled the room from the bottom when the door opened, and in bounded Patton with his normal energetic behavior. Not long ago, last week, Dexter learned that Patton had ADHD, so the way he acted was no longer surprising to him and now expected.
“Hey, hey Dexter! Dee Dee!” The bubbly artist greeted with all the cheer of a thousand saints.
Dexter turned around in his chair and said hello before turning back to his story, determined to finish this chapter today so he could edit it tomorrow. One chapter to finish, another to start, and two chapters to edit before the due date in five days.
Patton, noticing his work ethic, strode over to peer over the smaller, younger, man’s shoulder to read his writing so far. But before he could get past the first sentence, Dexter covered the screen with his arms, crying “Please read it, it’s finished!”
“Sorry, there kiddo,” Patton said slightly dejected, “I was just curious.”
A pang of guilt seeped into the writer’s confused heart, regretting the tone he used with his first friend-adoptive-dad-person-thing.
“I’m not sorry, Patton. I just love it when people read my work before I proof read it myself.”
“That’s okay, but can I read it after you’re done?” Pat asked before gasping and hopping up and down in an excited dance, “Maybe I can be you’re editor!”
“...But you adore horror.”
“Oh yeah... maybe Virgil can be your editor? He’s getting his bachelors in poetry so he know English stuffs.”
Dexter thought about it for a second. He’s never been around Virgil with just the two of them, but he was able to pick up on the emo’s love for creepy and dark things. But his horror novels might trigger his anxiety, and Dexter didn’t want to give him a reason to hate him.
“I won’t think about it.”
“Yay!” Patton cheered and pulled Dexter into a hug, being careful not to squish Dee Dee. Dexter awkwardly stood there for a moment, still not used to receiving physical contact out of kindness let alone how to react to it. Eventually he settled for a pat on the head. Patton seemed pleased with the gesture and let go.
By the time dinner rolled around, Dexter had finished his chapter, saved it, then turned off his computer. About thirty minutes ago Patton had ordered pizza from Big Julius and invited the rest of the gang over. Logan had arrived first, but the two allowed him to work in peace as Logan read his textbook, and Patton played an assortment of games in his lap. When a call from the bottom floor came, Patton was notified that their pizzas had arrived, so he and his boyfriend left to retrieve it, coming back with both Roman and Virgil in tow, who had arrived around the same time as the pizza guy.
By the time they walked in with food and drinks-- cola for Virgil and Patton, wine for Logan, and beer for Roman --he had already put away his computer and set Dee Dee back in her terrarium; the poor little noodle got scared around too many people. Dexter had never had alcohol before, but he decided to give it a try to see if he’d like it. He knew he wouldn’t be pressured as there were two who didn’t drink, and that made him feel more at ease.
“Let’s get this party started bitches!”
“Roman language!”
“Don’t bother Pat, the idiot’s already in his own little world.”
Whelp, seemed like the others were already tipped off, if not from alcohol then from sugar.
“Mom! Virgil’s being mean!”
“For the one hundredth and fifty third time, don’t call me mom.”
Dexter sat on his bed with a small smile as he watched them interact with each other. Most times he was content just watching them talk and not saying anything himself, like now. When they all filled in, heading for their now usual spots-- Virgil and Roman on Patton’s bed, Logan and Patton on the beanbag, and him on his bed --Roman finally acknowledged him, handing him a bottle of beer.
“Here, it’s my favorite brand, and I went for something soft. But if you don’t like it I’ve brought an assortment of different types of liquor for you to try.”
“And I had to by it all.” Patton sighed, being the only one who was twenty-one in the group. Logan would be twenty-one in November, which was just around the corner so...
SHIT! Dexter would have to get him something! But he’s never bought someone a birthday present before. He only ever wrote poems or drew pictures for his parents that would make them even more afraid of their son. What the dang diddly heck could he get him?
Before he cold panic anymore, Dexter pushed all his dread down to feign composure. Taking the bottle in his hand and taking a brave swig, but nearly spat it out as soon as the liquid touched his tongue.
“It’s so sweet.” Dexter had never tasted anything so bitter in his life, it was worse than dried plums, his most hated food.
“Sorry, I didn’t think you’d like the sweet stuff, But this one taste like apples.” Roman said and took the bottle away, giving him a new one. Dexter tried it.
“It’s so smooth against the throat.” It was like he was drinking acid.
“Maybe you’re not a beer person, let’s try something else.”
And so they went through a list of different types of alcohol; some wine, nope; champagne, burn it; whiskey, pure toxic waste; vodka, how is this from a potato? Now it all came down to the last drink, Dexter already felt light headed and dizzy, but he was willing to try one last time. If he didn’t like it then he’d just join the ranks with Patton and Virgil and have soda.
“I don’t really drink this stuff, so I bought just a small bottle in case you didn’t want it.” Roman said setting a small bottle of ale into his palm. With a breath in and a gulp, Dexter took a chance and had a small sip. It was pleasant. It was sweet, but not overly so; it was sooth down the throat with a nice burning feeling; the aftertaste was bitter, but he oddly enjoyed it.
“This is horrible.”
“Really?” Logan asked, a light glass of peach wine in his palm.
“Nope, would never drink this again.” He confirmed and took another sip.
“Well good, Jackal and Lied, finally you like something.” Roman sighed, glancing at all the rejected drinks off to the side.
“Roman be nice, Dexter doesn’t have to like the alcohol you do.” Patton lectured him gently, mouth full of pizza.
Now that his choice of drink was settle, they settled into light banter and talking, a detective crime show on in the background. Dexter spent a while just drinking water, trying to re-hydrate from all those drinks.
He noted off to the side that Roman was eating the vegan pizza and Virgil was eating the meat lover’s pizza. He chuckled at the irony that two people so different could like each other. Roman was really loud and obvious about his affection for the precious emo that needs to be protected, but Virgil was much quieter. Over the past couple weeks since that day in the coffee shop Dexter had spotted multiple signs that Virgil was crushing on the regal boy just as much as the prince was on him. That only made Dexter wonder if Virgil thought that he was being a flirt, or if he took him seriously and chose to ignore his advances on purpose. Whatever the case was, he just wished they would stop being dumb and get together, their needless pining was beginning to drive him insane, and he had only known them for a little less than three months; Dexter can only imagine how Logan and Patton feel.
Eventually the conversation shifted away from whatever it previously was, Dexter accidentally spaced off and missed everything, and turned to the upcoming holiday.
“So a theater buddy of mine invited me to his costume party this Saturday and said I could bring some friends. How ‘bout it?” Roman inquired of them, looking extremely hopeful in Virgil’s direction.
“I’d love too! Logan wouldn’t that be fun? We could go as a matching pair!” Patton hastily agreed, loving the sound of a Halloween party.
“I don’t object.” Lo replied with a loving smile, nuzzling his forehead against Patton’s, earning a giggle from the latter. “How about you Virge?”
“I dunno, large crowds aren’t really my thing.” He said uncomfortably, playing with the zippers on his jacket’s sleeves. Roman immediately lost his smile, moving in his spot on the bed to better face him.
“You won’t have to talk to anyone, we’ll all be there and if you want to leave I’ll take you home.” He compromised eagerly.
Virgil still looked unsure, but was unable to resist the magnetic pull of Roman’s puppy dog eyes.
“Ugh, fine.” He caved, “But only for a bit.” Roman readily agreed, giving Virge a large hug that he didn’t try to escape from. Virgil may have thought he was slick, but Dexter noticed his grin and blush. Goodness, he wished he had a camera, his ship was finally leaving the harbor.
“What about you Dexter?” Logan spoke up again, turning all eyes in the room to him.
“Yes I’ll go, I’ve been to tons of parties before.”
“Ah, come on kiddo, it’ll be fun! And just like Virgil, you won’t have to push yourself.” Patton told him, trying to persuade him.
Dexter took a second to ponder. He’s never been invited to a party before, not even for birthdays, so he didn’t know what to do. His friends would be there to help, but he still felt like he’d mess up somehow. He had a project due in five days, but it was nearly done, and perhaps he could work at the party as well. He still had to think of a present for Logan in eight days, but he could ask Patton for ideas and stop by the shops next week. He could make it work, but Dexter couldn’t help but feel like he was about to agree to torturing himself. He’ll see how it goes.
“No.”
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I orginally was going to end it with chapter two, but i just loved it too much to let it go so soon. Plus you peeps seemed it like it too. Tell me what’cha think. See Ya!
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two idiots at work
Pairing: kevin moon x reader
Summary: “We had one job and we couldn’t even take it seriously because we kept screwing around, being the idiots we are.”
“We better be paid for this.”
“Do you honestly think we will with that man as our boss?”
“I can hear you. I’m standing right in front of you,” My boss sighs, making Kevin and I laugh. He chuckles and shakes his head. He hands us the blank board and some markers.
“Are we getting a raise?”
“Just work your artistic magic, please.”
He walks off, leaving us alone in the front. It’s a little while before opening, so we’re assigned to draw a few things to hang up. Kevin takes a seat in front of me while I go grab us a smoothie to share. I sit across from him as he observes the board, planning what to do on it.
“Was there anything specific he wanted on these?” He asks, taking a quick sip of the drink.
I shrug. “I’m not sure, I wasn’t exactly listening. Were you?”
He giggles and shakes his head. “Not at all.”
“I’m sure he figured we weren’t and will let us do whatever. Probably.”
He waves me over to his side of the table and I nod, getting up. I slide in and crash into him, making the two of us laugh.
“Y/N, we’re supposed to be serious!”
“I am being serious! It’s you who isn’t!” I exclaim and shoulder bump him. He rolls his eyes and smiles.
“Whatever, let’s just get to work,” He ruffles my hair and I nod. We discuss ideas, bickering which ones should and should not go on. In the end, we shrug and give each other a smile.
“As long as it looks good?”
“Sounds good enough for me!”
“We’re such idiots,” I laugh, turning towards my section.
“At least we’re idiots who know how to have a good time!” Kevin grins, resting his chin on my shoulder. I look down at him and giggle.
“We really have to get this done before the opening, doofus.”
“Ah, no fun.”
“Will a kiss make you happy?”
At that, I see him perk up. Though, not a second later, he acts as if he’s cool and collected. “I don’t know, maybe?”
I lean in and press our lips together for a peck before I pull away, making a loud kissing noise. He pouts as his hands squish my cheeks together, making my lips pucker. He pulls me in for a much more sweeter and longer kiss, making the two of us grin. His hands go to cup my face, caressing my cheeks as we kiss some more. He pulls away, satisfied.
“I feel much better now.”
“Goof.”
He makes a small heart with his index and thumb, kissing it and sending it my way. I dodge it, making him fall forward onto my lap. He smiles and turns, so that he’s facing me.
“As much as I would like for you to stay like this, we have work to do.”
“And actual work after that,” He sighs, sitting up. We kiss one more time before splitting ways to draw on the board. The restaurant is pretty quiet for the most part, Kevin singing softly here and there. Without looking at him, I move backwards, so that my back is against his arm. He chuckles, kissing my head and turning back to his artwork.
“Can you sing a little louder? I can’t hear you.”
“Is that why you’re in my bubble?”
“You like it when I invade your bubble though.”
“Who says?”
“The Kevin Moon did.”
“The Kevin Moon did not.”
Shaking my head at our silly bickering, I chuckle. I nudge him, gaining his attention again.
“What’s up, my love?”
“Can you sing for me?”
Without saying a word, Kevin starts to fill the empty restaurant with his lovely voice. I turn my body, so that I can hear him better. I smile happily, clapping to get him to continue. He laughs during his singing and shakes his head. By the fifth song, his voice starts to get a little raspy and I push the smoothie towards him. He sips the rest until it’s empty, letting out a satisfied sigh.
“That was pretty good, Y/N.”
“Thanks, I made it with extra love just for you.”
“That’s why it must’ve tasted a hundred times better than usual.”
“We’re so gross,” I giggle, hugging his arm. We continue to work efficiently, nearly filling up the whole board. We sneak glances at each other, messing around by trying to get a peak of the other’s artwork. “Just let me see it!”
“You’ll see it later!”
The two of us struggle with drawing and blocking the other at the same time. The pain in our forearm makes us give up as we kept pushing and rubbing them together. I let out a sigh and wipe my forehead with my arm.
“Hey, Y/N-”
Kevin doesn’t finish his sentence as he’s too busy laughing. I raise an eyebrow, watching in amusement while my boyfriend clutch his stomach from all the laughing he’s done.
“You drew on yourself, you idiot.”
My eyes widen, my hand instantly going up to my forehead. “Shut up, no.”
He pulls out his phone to show me the proof and indeed, I drew on myself. Kevin continues laughing, tears forming at the corner of his eyes.
“It’s not funny!”
“It really is! You just have a black streak across your forehead. How do you even manage that?” He giggles, wiping away the tears. I frown, grabbing a nearby marker and dragging it across his forehead.
“Who looks like the idiot now?”
“Hey,” He whines. Now, it’s my turn to laugh. Only, it doesn’t last long when he grabs another marker and draws a circle around my eye. I gasp, putting a red dot on his nose. This continues back and forth, drawing silly little things on each other until our faces are covered with marker. Looking at each other and observing our work, we burst into laughter at how idiotic we looked. “Well, I think we look lovely.”
“You look like a clown.”
“Am I at least a cute one?”
“I guess so,” I chuckle, kissing his red nose.
“Did you two forget you have work in a few minutes?” The boss comes over and tries to horribly stifle his laughter.
“It’s no problem, we can wash this off.”
“I wouldn’t be so sure about that. Read the small font.”
Kevin and I stare at each other, eyes widen and afraid to read it.
“You do it.”
“I don’t want to.”
“Fine, I guess I will.”
Kevin slowly picks one up and gulps. As his eyes scan it, his jaw drops. The marker falls to his lap and he turns to me.
“They’re permanent.”
“Oh, no.”
“Oh, yes.”
“HOW COULD YOU FORGET THEY WERE PERMANENT?”
“YOU FORGOT TOO, OKAY?”
“THIS IS BAD.”
“I KNOW IT IS.”
“WHAT DO WE DO?”
“I DON’T KNOW.”
“Idiots.”
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