#movie scene is from deadpool & wolverine

[jay-wasstuff]

So no one was going to tell me Logan calls Wade daddy instead of bub/ba in the spanish dub?

[ellaellaaaaaaaa]

I watched wicked today and there wasn’t nearly enough lesbians. Anyways, I drew them together like nine times but kept deleting them because no one told me it’s hard to draw ship art while listening to punk rock, so instead you get this

I love galinda so much she is so precious to me Kristen Chenoweth the woman you are

[literarymerritt]

Knee deep in the Void Odyssey and you're bleeding me out, is it casual now?

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[fallenneziah]

It's Strawberry Chapstick.

"What's that shit on your mouth??" Logan frowned and lowered the shot glass between his fingers from his mouth slowly.

He hadn't noticed it before, it might have been the three or four drinks he'd already had, but he eventually noticed it. He stared intently at Wade's mouth as the Merc pulled out a bright pink stick and dragged it across his lips.

"It's lip chap. You should try some, it would be good for you." Wade said, popping his lips and rubbing them together, only making Logan's frown more.

"It smells like shit." He turned back toward his drink, shaking his head softly. He shouldn't have said anything, for Wade was already leaning into his personal space.

"You wanna try some?" He was smiling a little, and Logan could swear he heard his eyebrows wiggling suggestively.

"Fuck off."

"It'll be good for those lips of your peanut, they don't look like they've seen moisture since your last blowjob in 06."

"I don't want any, bub." Logan let out a little growl, his canines aching against his lips, the taste of the warm alcohol burning on his tongue and the smell of wax and some other product pungent in his nose.

"Its strawberry~" Wade wiggled his shoulders a little and brushed up against Logan, their shoulders touching.

Logan rolled his eyes, his brows pinching with the realization that he would not be pulling Wade away from him. He turned his head to find Wade's already puckered, hopeful lips, meeting them with his own in a quick peck.

He could taste the Chapstick on Wade's lips, and the kiss, although quick, had more of an effect on him than a little peck should. Wade's lips were warm, not rough, waxy and smooth. And that was definitely Strawberry.

"You like it??" Wade asked with a hopeful tone, hands coming to clasp together on the bar counter, smiling softly.

Logan took another shot and with a nonchalant reply, he softly huffed. "It wasn't bad."

(Please spur on my bad behavior between these two old men, please, please. I need to write literally anything for them. I'm physically unwell.)

[gossippool]

you know what i will forever be obsessed with the fact that it was hugh that came up with the idea of the worst wolverine because you can tell from his performance that he knew exactly how he wanted the execution to be when he pitched it. yes i am talking about the bar scene again. and it speaks volumes about his love for logan that he actively wanted to explore the deepest aspects of the character in this way

[papayasapphic]

deadpool calling spiderman baby boy and calling wolverine big boy…

[bellepochalypse]

me seeing toad, pyro, azazeal, angel, juggernaut, and the rest of the x-men villains in Deadpool 3 after a childhood of loving those shitty, shitty X-Men movies unconditionally

[msue0027]

i watched dp&w only last week, and yet my main ship for the last... 3 months? has been cherik

[hopeheartfilia]

just watched deadpool & wolverine, and i agree, it really is more deadpool/wolverine

[empanadaenthusiazt]

suggestive-ish deadpool n wolverine thingie (+ minor spoilers)

do you guyz think wolverine called deadpool 'atta boy' or 'good boy' in the hate-fuck car scene or

[buckypascal]

As promised, I'm downloading Deadpool and Wolverine now to redo the gifsets I did of Chris' cameo 😁

[yallemagne]

is anyone as embarrassing as me rn?

So, it is as the caption describes: I decided to listen to songs from The Greatest Showman and paused in my pacing because I was so incredibly flustered by Hugh Jackman's voice. He has... NO RIGHT sounding so fine. Singing songs that are not even that good. He was carrying.

Listened to The Greatest Show (he just sounds so good in that... also like imagine Wolverine hyping up the X-Men with this song?? man), From Now On (just imagining Logan realizing he has a new found family :,000), Come Alive (really good before the synth pop-y shit kicks in with the chorus, the part about needing to hide your face fits Wade), and of course, I rounded out the session by listening to The Other Side and imagining Deadpool trying to convince Worst Wolverine to come to his universe to save it (a concept from this post by @twilights-stuff)

The Other Side fits that scene only partially in practice because Zac Efron audibly has a shit-eating grin for most of the song. That I can work with (Logan, too, has a shit-eating grin when Deadpool holds him at gunpoint), but then he very eagerly accepts the deal towards the end of the song, which is not what happens with Wolverine... I guess you'd just have to cut the song short, but I don't know where would be best...

[smallbrooke1998]

Thomas And Duck's Big Fight

CW: Profanity language, blood, and mild violence.

The story:

Thomas and Duck are alone together in one of the caverns at the local beach (in Maretime Bay, Equestria), both seeming to be very cross at each other for some reason. The two have never had the best relationship ever since Duck joined the railway back in their home universe, and it was very common for them to sometimes get cross at each other. The triggers were usually because the two were very opposite of each other. Thomas being very immature and cheeky, and Duck being mature and doesn’t put up with no nonsense. Because of this, they don’t get along all the time. 

The two were facing each other and both visibly fuming. Out of the two, Thomas the very angry one flaring his nostrils. 

“You know what it is, Thomas? You’re the most ignorant, immature, pillock, and stubborn engine/pony I’ve ever met!” Duck bluntly tells to Thomas's face. 

Thomas breathes heavily and flares his nostrils, not answering to Duck. 

“You know what else is true about you? You’re also…A…Bloody joke! You’ve caused too much trouble for the entire railway ever since I got purchased from the other railway! Half of the trouble that has happened on this island is your fault!! Your cheekiness makes you…a…bloody twit!!” 

Thomas stays quiet but flares his nostrils in response to the foul/insulting language Duck used on him. Duck keeps on going. 

“I’ve had several engines be pompous, egotistical, and cheeky from the time I was built, but I’ve never met someone as flawed, rude, and bloody awful as you! That there says a lot because I’ve been around for several decades now and engines like you have no respect! I may have my own pride from the old Great Western, but I do not, I do not show disrespect or arrogance of others! It’s really no wonder why so many engines can’t stand you, it’s funny really!” 

Thomas is completely still, feeling completely offended now and breathing heavily out of intense anger. 

“You’re now feeling very cross from me telling you the truth, huh?!! You better be because everyone has gotten too soft on you!!” Duck analyzes Thomas’s body language for a bit. 

“Oh, I’m so surprised that you still haven’t answered because usually, you always get back with your bloody witty remarks! I guess my words have really given you a reality check!” 

Duck gives the blue earth pony an intense stare. Thomas draws in a very deep breath and then exhales, pawing at the ground. 

“Well bloody dickhead, you just made me more cross than ever! Now that we’re not engines for the time being, I’m going to do something that I’ve wanted to do forever, kick your butt!!! My buffers would never do as much harm unless I crashed you into a bloody building, but now that we’re ponies, a simple beating will make you feel pain!” Thomas finally replies to Duck, being more insulting than Duck was. 

“I beg your pardon! You always wanted to…Harm me!?” Duck says in complete shock, standing frozen. 

“In other words, I want to fight you right now!” Thomas adds after Duck responded in shock. In an instant, Thomas lunges at Duck and bites his right forearm. 

After getting bit, Duck immediately lunges back at Thomas, pinning him to the sandy ground and punching him in the eye. Thomas yelps in pain from being hit in the eye and hits Duck on the muzzle, causing a nosebleed. The two go back and forth with the physical violence, Thomas quickly getting the upperhoof due to being slightly bigger than Duck in height. 

They would tumble and tackle about, hitting and body slamming each other. “You little arse! You gotta be more violent than that!” 

“So you are treating me like you treat a troublesome truck!? I will shunt you across the railyard once we get back home!” 

“Twat!!!” 

“Bollocks! The Great Western Railway and even the BR would never allow such fighting!!” 

“Who fucking cares about your old railways?! The Great Western is gone!” 

“You are swearing” like the former dock shunter you were! I heard your class was only restricted to the docks because you’re too fat!” 

“So what!? You’re fat too! Oh wait, you’re a box!!” 

The two insult each other as they hit, tumble, and slam each other in the sand. At one point, Thomas was pinning Duck once again. Just as he was about to hit Duck, he noticed that Duck was about to bite him! 

“Bite me you worthless Great Western piece of shit!!” Thomas yelled, basically daring Duck to bite him. Which after that being said, Duck clamps down onto Thomas’s right forearm, causing him to try to shake the latter off. 

“Get off me you bloody twit! I didn’t tell you to bite like that! Now get off!” He punches Duck in the eye, causing him to get off and hold his eye for a second. 

“Oh so now you act like a coward in pain!” 

After a few brief moments, Duck lunges at full force and pins Thomas down, purposely kicking him in the highly sensitive area at the groin. Thomas screams in pain and reflectively shoves Duck off, causing him to fly a few inches away and crash land into the sand. Thomas grabs the sensitive area and cries in pain. 

“It’s only fair that you feel what I felt but worse!” Duck says, roasting Thomas. 

“Oh fuck you!” He says as he stops grabbing the intimate area once the pain calmed down. 

“No! Don’t!” Duck starts to crawl off, sensing what Thomas was going to do. Duck soon gets up and tries running off, but because of his bad back, Thomas catches up to him easily. 

“Take that! First your eye, now your sensitive parts!” He proceeds to kick Duck in that same area. 

“Owww!!!!” Duck screams and collapses onto the sand, holding the intimate area that just got kicked. Thomas just cracks up laughing.  

The laughing would come to an end when Duck kicks Thomas in the nose, causing his other nostril to bleed. 

Soon, they would go right back to insulting, body slamming, throwing, and tackling each other in the sand, dust flying everywhere. 

Time has now passed and it was sunset, the two earth stallions were now lying on the ground, both badly bruised, have ruffled fur, and bite marks. Thomas was tied up in large kelp that Duck wrapped him in at one point. Duck was just lying on his back. 

The both of them fell asleep after the fight and they both stirred. Thomas immediately kicks the kelp off of him, but winces in pain. 

“I wrapped you in that kelp you know.” Duck said, Thomas getting startled. 

“So what?!” Thomas simply replies, sitting up and wincing. 

“So…You would no longer beat me.” 

“I know that you pratt!” Thomas replied, being very aware of what Duck did to him after the fight ended. 

“I can’t sit...I hurt everywhere….” Duck says, complaining of pain as he tries to sit up.  

“Duck? I think I got my wish fulfilled. Let’s never do that again.” Thomas said, groaning. 

“Well, of course. I have to admit, I wanted to hurt you ever since you attempted to detour the train to try to show Harold The Helicopter the island from the ground view. You have no idea how cross I was that day when your crew spoke to my crew about a change in plans to pick up an extra person at Knapford station. I was so gullible that I fell for it! When I learned that it was a trick, I purposely ignored you and refused to cooperate with my driver to stop at the tunnel.” Duck confesses this to Thomas, who looked at him in shock. 

“Well, I’m not surprised by that at all. I knew you weren’t having trouble with your brakes!” Thomas told Duck, feeling kind of cross again, of that one incident sometime back when he and Duck had to take Harold The Helicopter to the hangar to get him repaired after he broke down. Thomas did regret causing trouble that day, but didn’t realize how much it affected Duck. 

“I’m certainly not proud of lying about my brakes to the fat controller…” Duck replies, sounding very sad at this fact. 

“Alright Duck, here is the deal, we won’t tell anyone what truly happened. The fight is between us only. Instead of admitting the truth, we will just tell them that we had an accident…” 

“And maybe, to be more convincing, tell them that we got seriously beat up in a sport…”  Duck adds, hoping to make the story specific. 

The two come up with their cover up story about their injuries as they decide to stay in the cavern for the night. The two lay back down, the sand acting like a cushion. Although they’re not close friends, they do forgive each other and make amends to never be physical ever again. One of the reasons they fought like this in the first place was to blow off steam and it worked.

They're not dead, they're just asleep. The fighting wore them out. Duck and Thomas are fine, I promise, just beaten up.

The song that is playing in the background;

Additional sketch scenes and the inspiration below the cut;

Behold, the picture that I was inspired from and the scene, lol.

[gossippool]

i've watched deadpool and wolverine and reactions to it so many times and i still laugh at all the jokes every time like a little clown

[banneriscarried]

That’s genuinely a true assessment

It would honestly be less gay if Deadpool and Wolverine actually had sex in full view on screen than whatever the fuck they were actually doing in that movie and everybody knows it

my deadpool and wolverine review: you could have replaced 90% of the fight scenes with gay sex and nothing of the plot or tone would have changed, the only thing stopping them is marvel's cowardice

[catwouthats]

Nothing to make you realize how WEIRD the Deadpool and Wolverine movie is like writing things from the Worst Wolverine’s perspective.

Dude does NOTTT KNOW WADE’S NAME!!! UNTILL THEY LAND ON THE CAR BACK AT WADES UNIVERSE AT THE END!!! HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS DEADPOOL UNTIL CASSANDRA SAID SHIT ABOUT IT!!!

He literally was just sitting in a bar, then this guy comes who wants him for what Logan probably assumes is sex or murder. And Logan is so fucking starved and desperate for attention of any sort that he just lets Deadpool kidnapp him???

Then bro PRETENDS TO BE ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR OF AN OFFICE?? Like he’s probably thinking “I expected a bedroom, a basement, or a prison… huh” AND THEN HE IS OVERHEARING SHIT ABOUT SOME MF TIME LINE GOING TO SHIT AND HOW HE IS THE WORST VERSION OF HIMSELF????

Then his alarm bells start to go off and he just fights everything that’s close to him for a bit out of fear and confusion. But then later FOR SOME REASON DECIDES TO WORK WITH THE PERSON WHO KIDNAPPED HIM (granted he did promise him he could fix his timeline but still)??

He decided to work with him after Deadpool’s dick was HARD against him in that mad max-y vehicle. Well technically he also decided to tolerate him saying “I alone control her” but still. Bro went from desperate to live through this weird shit to living with his kidnapper…

No wonder they compared them to beauty and the beast at Disney World.

This is literally… dude, this Logan is so fucking desperate oh my gosh, it’s almost comical.

EDIT: Apparently Johnny says “that’s right Wade!” At the end credits scene meaning that Logan knew since the first car ride. Day only slightly ruined because that still is fucking insane of Logan to do.