#mothertrucker dude i did this fast as FUCK

[elkkiel]

Sleeptober day 10 — Ascend

where the fuck do they all keep coming from????

[strawbnie]

oh shit what happened to ur phone r u ok were u mugged i hope ur okay b

hkjdfhjaklsdjfklasd fjI WASN’T MUGGED okay so;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

last night L and i went out to meet some of the kids from our school where us Kallitexniko kids hang out - this nice spot in the centre of athens. we bought a bottle of wine (”there’s this 1L wine that only costs 4.20″ “NICE” “blaze it”) and i, being the Lightweight of the fucking Century, got drunk after like 30 mins (in my defense i drank a LOT OF IT in a little amount of time!!! and it was sweet wine!!! idk exactly but im sure there’s correlation there)[sidenote: drunk genie is really funny ask @serpensastrum]

so we got hungry, and deliberated on what to purchase and consume like foul teenagers with no standards and we were like noodles?? nah, souvlaki?? nah (actually it was more like “hey i’d go for a souvlaki” and i was like “you know what… that’s a Maybe from me”), so L suggested we get McDonald’s because, Hey, Fuck It, we aren’t decaying fast enough let’s speed this mothertrucker along rite? so we go, buy food (’yea we’ll have 4 cheeseburgers and 3 large fries’ - five mins later - ‘genie why did u let me order when are we going to eat all of this shit’) (spoiler alert: we ate all of this shit), i’ve been dying to pee for the last 30 mins so after we pay L is like “…. dude didn’t u have to like, pee?” and i was like OH DAMN fuck yea so i m like hey where’s ur WC good woman and the lady at the cash register was like ok go downstairs the code is 72** (censored bc of the LAW)(they change the passcodes every hour or so so this was just unnecessary @ me), i go downstairs, speed into the bathroom, do my thing - there’s these little hooks inside the Restroom TM u know?? where u hang ur shit like jackets n purses n stuff so u don’t just awkwardly hold them while ur trying the Peeing in Public Bathrooms Balancing Act (copyright). So my bag is on there. and i speed out. and we stand outside the bathroom with L and this dude who went to our school like years ago before he graduated and went to be a cool adult or whatever men do, and talk. and suddenly im like? uhm shit didn’t the lady give me a passcode for the bathroom? I never used one? So we were trying to figure out where it was needed and then we just noticed that - the fucking digit machine was there but someone had literally uprooted the door out of its hinges. there was no door. so we were all like haha lol how funny and then we walked up the stairs, out of McDonald’s, stood out there talking for a few mins, began our walk back to our friends, when i suddenly felt NUDENESS. WHERE IS MY BAG. i sped down into the bathroom, the stall i’d been using was occupied, and there was A Single Girl in the room. i was like “hey have u perchance seen a Little Messenger Bag” and she just looked so ShoOK she was like “WAIT THAT WAS URS???? SOME LADY JUST CAME IN AND TOLD ME IT WAS HER BAG AND LEFT”. so yeah an old lady stole my shit