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LINDA ALMOST TOTALLY ACCIDENTALLY KIDNAPS A CHILDREN’S BOOK AUTHOR ON AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF BOB’S BURGERS SUNDAY, MAY 14, ON FOX
Linda almost totally accidentally kidnaps a children’s book author. Meanwhile, the kids help Mr. Frond try to get his cat out of a tree in front of the school in the all-new “Mother Author Laser Pointer” episode of Bob’s Burgers airing Sunday, May 14 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-1220) (TV-PG L)
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BOB’S BURGERS 13x21 “Mother Author Laser Pointer” airs tonight at 9pm on FOX
#bob's burgers#on tv tonight#bobs burgers#kristen schaal#john roberts#dan mintz#eugene mirman#h. jon benjamin#david herman#bob's burgers 13x21#bob's burger season 13#fox#animated series#new episode#spring tv#mother author laser pointer
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when im making a list of my favorite s13 episodes that are all super popular and critically acclaimed choices and then i sneak cheaty cheaty bang bang onto the list
#JUST LET ME HAVE THIS!!!!#honestly a lot of s13 episodes i really enjoy and think are underrated. like stop or my mom will sleuth or the birdwatching episode#or so you stink you can dance#not in terms of being the Best bob's burgers episodes ever or being super stylistically different or emotionally impactful#just like. being good episodes lmao#also oh radio you didnt and mother author laser pointer!!#bob's burgers#txt#gotta be somebody's favorite........
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This post was long overdue! I can’t believe I haven’t done this sooner, but here’s part two of the very first post I made on this lovely site, random Bob’s Burgers facts that no one asked for but I’m sharing/reminding everyone of because I can:
—Apparently, when Gene was a toddler, Bob had to watch him, and he somehow managed to eat a fern under Bob’s watch. Where did this fern come from? Who knows? ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ Bob was very worried and thought Gene would die or get really sick, but he was fine. Gene has an iron stomach for real. This tidbit is as mentioned in Season 3, Episode 15, O.T. The Outside Toilet.
—Gene is the only Belcher with visible ears, and they’re adorable 🥰 I still don’t know how Bob’s hair manages to completely cover his, but it does.
—Real life fact, but 9/3 is not only Bob and Linda’s anniversary, but also Loren Bouchard and his wife’s anniversary! That’s where he got the date from. How adorable.
—Linda’s birthday is June 3, making her a Gemini. Tina’s birthday is March 30, making her an Aries. Gene is a Sagittarius, making his birthday sometime in either late November or December. I like to say his birthday is December 19, because that’s one of my friend’s birthdays :3
—Linda’s high school was called Cardinal Genarro High School, and one time, there was a pumpkin carving contest. Linda didn’t want Gayle to feel bad for losing to Linda’s amazing pumpkin, so she tried smashing her own pumpkin. Gayle followed her, though, and because of a series of events, they ended up destroying the entire table, which they swore to keep secret until well into adulthood (Season 12, Episode 3, The Pumpkinening).
—Linda’s hometown is a made-up town called Hunkawtaway.
—Linda once had Jury Duty on St. Patrick’s Day and wore a green blazer to court.
—Tina’s favorite flowers are Gardenias, as revealed in Season 5, Episode 11, Can’t Buy Me Math.
—Tina owns cat pajamas as seen in Season 4, Episode 9, Slumber Party, and that’s very important to me.
—Gene has brown eyes, which he most likely inherited from Bob. In the comics, Tina’s eye color is revealed to be blue, which she might have inherited from Linda.
—According to Gene in Season 11, Episode 2, Worms of In-Rear-Ment, Louise has always wanted to see Machu Pichu.
—Louise has apparently seen “Game of Thrones”. I wonder what she thought of it. Funnily enough, in the Season 4 Wharf Horse two-part season finale, Bob mourned the fact that he’d never find out how the show ended.
—As seen in Season 11, Episode 14, Mr. Lonely Farts, Gene normally hates being alone and thrives off the energy of other people. My poor boy had a whole panic attack when he was accidentally left home alone. However, he ends up using the opportunity to do a rave in Louise’s room with all of her toys, which she usually tells him not to do. It’s also revealed in that episode that Linda has a secret cracker stash, which he infiltrates.
—According to Season 13, Episode 18, Gift Card or Buy Trying, Gene might not like himself a whole lot. He rants about his former friend, Mitchell, saying that he’s loud, can’t really play music, and has no idea how annoying he is, and then comes to a realization, saying they’re exactly the same, so those things might be how he views himself.
—In Season 13, Episode 21, Mother Author Laser Pointer, it’s shown that Bob and Linda used to read Snail & Newt books to the kids when they were young, which is based off the real life Frog & Toad series. It’s so sweet they did this T_T
—Teddy’s favorite color is yellow! Mine is too :D This was revealed in Season 4, Episode 16, I Get Psy-Chic Out of You.
—Teddy’s full name might be Theodore J. McGillicuddy.
—Jimmy Pesto called Jimmy Jr. “Pepper” as a nickname in Season 1, Episode 10, Burger War, a nickname that’s not been repeated since.
—According to Season 3, Episode 20, The Kids Run the Restaurant, Mr. Fischoeder was married for a week. He had a real Grunkle Stan moment.
—As seen in Season 9, Episode 19, Long Time Listener, First Time Bob, Bob loved listening to a radio station with a DJ named Clem when he and Linda first started getting the restaurant off the ground. I think Bob listening to the radio at night and jamming out is very endearing. The same episode also revealed Bob’s hatred for Sweet Potato Fries.
—In Season 9, Episode 16, Roamin’ Bob-Iday, it’s revealed Bob occasionally succumbs to severe burnout from working at the restaurant, but despite that, cooking will always be his favorite thing to do.
—As revealed in Season 7, Episode 7, The Last Gingerbread House on the Left, Bob used to build gingerbread houses with his late mother, Lily. In the same episode, he made mini gingerbread versions of his family, which is the cutest thing ever. He’s the best dad for real.
#bobs burgers#this was so much fun!#i’ve been wanting to make a part two of that post for so long#i tried my best to say some niche or more interesting facts that most wouldn’t know right away#i think the gingerbread fact is my favorite 🥲#i hope you guys enjoy reading these facts as much as i enjoyed writing them
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Bob’s Burgers (s13e21) - Mother Author Laser Pointer
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Mother Author Laser Pointer Spoilers:
So Tina mentions that it's 4 years till she graduates and she's of college age. So this reveal means one of two things. Tina is officially 14 (unlikely) or Tina's bday doesn't fall on a month before May (more likely). So in short, My birthday headcanon of Tina being a March 7th Pisces is dead. XD I now have a good enough reason to change my headcanon for Tina's birthday to September 25th. She's now a Virgo-Libra cusp sign. Quite fitting and amusing at the same time for her to be the cusp of beauty X3. Also, it's Dan Mintz's birthday, which is another reason for the change.
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Bob's Burgers: Mother Author Laser Pointer (13x21)
This was such a cute episode!
Cons:
Honestly, I can't think of much of anything. Maybe I wish we'd seen the kids' school friends? We spent time at the school, but Mr. Frond was the only character we really interacted with. That's just a little thing, though.
Pros:
Starting with Linda's plot, I loved that when it ended, the author didn't soften towards Linda and suddenly realize how much her books meant to people. That was the ending I was expecting, and I do love it when this show goes for a more sentimental vibe sometimes. But it's also super funny and refreshing to have a plot where Linda behaves way out of line, and in the end, she doesn't exactly win any friends because of it. Her obsession with the author of some of her favorite kid's books makes sense, as thinking about her kids going off to college has suddenly made her contemplate a future where she and Bob are empty nesters. My favorite joke of this one is when Linda reacts with skepticism over the concept of "books for adults". That was hilarious!
And then in the other plot, the kids are gearing up for an assembly all about how cool college is, when they see Mr. Frond in some distress. Turns out, he brought his cat to school against explicit orders, because he needed to give him medicine. Now, his cat has escaped and is up a tree. Louise cleverly offers their help, so that Mr. Frond won't look suspicious on his own outside the school trying to get the cat down, in exchange for "get out of detention free" cards in the future. I kind of hope this show actually picks up that thread later and we get to see Louise exploit the situation for all it's worth.
I also really like it when this show subverts our expectations, so we're presented with the potentially amusing scenario of seeing the college assembly, and instead we get the unlikely team-up of Frond and the kids working together to save a cat. I like Frond caving immediately to doing something unethical in order to avoid getting into trouble, it's pretty telling of his character, I should say... And Gene gets a rare moment of being the one to come up with the solution and save the day, getting the troublesome kitty down from the tree using a laser pointer!
We're right at the end of the season, I hope we get a fun temporary send-off for the Belchers next week!
9/10
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Bob: Poops! …I Didn’t Do it Again / Now We’re Not Cooking with Gas / What a (April) Fool Believes
Linda: PTA it Ain’t So / Mother Author Laser Pointer
Tina: Lice Things are Lice OR Some Like it Bot (even tho it makes me sad for her)
Gene: Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien
Louise: (this was TOUGH) Poops! …I Didn’t Do it Again / Ear-sy Rider
Teddy: Mission Impossi-Bob / Housetrap
Jimmy Jr: The Gene Mile
Bob and Linda (not as a ship but as a comedy dynamic lol: The Date Escape
(Can you tell im really bad at picking favorites?)
Favorite [character]-centric episode?
Copy and paste the below then fill in your favorite episode focusing on that character. Feel free to add more characters or ships to your list!
Bob: Linda: Tina: Gene: Louise:
#these episodes may not be character-centric but they’re like…the ones that I like the character in the best?#I love these things esp for this show omg#bob belcher#linda belcher#tina belcher#gene belcher#louise belcher#These were tough but I think they’re pretty accurate? I love Luise in just about everything and Tina too lol#and linda#love my girls <3#Bob’s burgers
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Why is it that when Bob held someone hostage in Moody Foodie it was funny, but watching Linda hold someone hostage in this episode is just painful?
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heartbreaking: i want to watch bob's burgers episodes but instead i have to go to "school" and "have a meeting with my teacher" :(
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Bob’s Burgers (s13e21) - Mother Author Laser Pointer
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I don't intend to diminish the value of your lost mice, or what they meant to you, I'm sure losing any pet is hard... but you seem to have a lot of pets, don't you? I've read some of your books and I notice you always mention a whole list of pets in the about the author section. (Or whoever writes that section does.) Would you be willing to tell us about all of your pets so we can get to know them?
Sure. I do keep a large number of animals around me. I like the company of animals. Animals don't judge me or think I'm weird. They won't think less of me for not living up to their standards and ideals of what I should be doing with my life. Animals won't use my birthday as an excuse to call me and slowly steer the conversation towards nagging me to quit a job I enjoy and take a job I would hate just because it pays more. I don't have to live in fear that animals will disown me over my sexuality or gender identity... They're just there for me and they don't care about stuff like that, so I tend to prefer having them around over most people.
Currently, now that Kitsune and Tanuki are no longer with us, I have the following pets.
Doris: Doris is a cat. A breed known as a korat. A silver-tipped blue-grey, short-haired breed. She is currently somewhere around 20 human years old and a bit on the senile side. There are times when I don't think she knows what she is doing and can't be let outside anymore. The last time she got outside she went missing for three days and I suspect it's because she forgot where home was. She's an extremely sociable cat and wants to spend all of her time in someone lap of snuggled up next to them if they are laying down. She's had bad allergies all her life and constantly has a sniffle and is so old at this point she only has a single tooth left in her mouth. She's a third generation member of the family, being the grand daughter of a cat I rescued when she was dropped off at a Goodwill loading dock many years ago.
Crenshaw: Crenshaw is a breed of cat known as a lynx point siamese. A blend of the traditional Siamese and tabby cats. I found her outside the library I work at a couple of years ago, abandoned and so starved she was literally skin and bones. She's very slow to trust anyone and doesn't want to be touched, except for a few hours at night when she decides to wants to be right on top of me. Usually when I am trying to write... She instantly adopted Doris as her mother the moment she saw her. She also loves laser pointers and is smart enough to understand how they work, trying to bring the laser pointer to me when the "red dot" isn't around, and instantly going on alert the moment she sees me pick it up. But as smart as she can be, she also has a tenancy to sometimes run head first into walls for no reason. I think she might be slightly disturbed.
Twix: Twix is my leopard gecko. I bought her at a Petsmart about two years ago. She was the only one they had left because she was missing her tail. The employee had actually tried to pick her up by the tail without realizing why you don't do that to lizards... He tail has since grown back but it's a different color from the rest of her. She likes to go up to the side of her tank when Crenshaw is around and taunt her. Otherwise she's perfectly chill... until I take her out of her tank... Then she just wants to crawl all over everything. She's the clumsiest hunter I've ever seen and prefers to be fed by hand, but live food only. I can't get her to take anything that isn't still wiggling.
The fish: I have two fish tanks at this point. In use anyways... One is filled with platies, a single wild molly that won't tolerate being kept with other mollies, and a female betta that doesn't like to be alone. The other is a mini-pond in my makeshift office where I keep goldfish. Eventually I'll move them to a bigger pond in the yard but for now they are still small enough to be my office buddies.
Pixel: Pixel is my wife's bird. She's a peach-fronted conure. She's supposed to be one of those birds that only takes to a single person, or so I'm told, but she will hang out on my shoulder just as readily as she will with my wife. I'm naturally very good with birds. They just seem to like me. Even geese let me hang out with them. (Don't know what that's about...) She's kind of like that kid who is a total brat around her parents but is then perfectly sweet and innocent whenever the grandparents are around. I must be the grandparent because I don't know what my wife is talking about when she calls Pixel a brat.
I've kept lots of other pets over the years, more-so in recent years than in the past, and I've had various other kinds of lizards, tree frogs, a rainbow shark, and even a praying mantis. And I'm sure those have probably been mentioned in the backs of my books at some point. But at the moment the animals listed above are the only ones I am sharing my house with.
(A picture of all the birds at the pet store deciding they want to be my friend.)
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For Basic Human Rights
PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION
Hello all,
Welcome to this page. If you are on this page, I’m assuming it’s because you managed to get a hold of one of my Free HK Hello Kitty Postcards.
If you haven’t been clued in yet towards all the Hong Kong Protests, this is the page for you. Unfortunately, due to the language barrier and the lack of media coverage, I’m sure a lot of people haven’t heard about all the things happening in Hong Kong since there is almost no access to it.
To give you a short background of the protests, it all began with an Extradition Bill. It was first considered when Chan Tong-kai, a Hong Kong man, murdered his pregnant girlfriend, Poon Hiu-Wing in Taiwan. Stuffing her body into a suitcase, then dumping it into the thicket of bushes near a subway station in Taipei. After doing so he fled back to Hong Kong. He was then arrested. However, when authorities tried to prosecute him, they found that they were unable to, due to loopholes in the law. [2]
The Chief Executive of Hong Kong, Carrie Lam, decided to pass a law that would allow anyone who committed a crime in Hong Kong to be extradited to China. [3] Instead of gaining the support of the people of Hong Kong, it caused concern and fear.
What does being extradited actually mean?
“Extradition is an act where one jurisdiction delivers a person accused or convicted of committing a crime in another jurisdiction, over to their law enforcement. It is a cooperative law enforcement process between the two jurisdictions and depends on the arrangements made between them.”
This is due to China’s previous dishonesty towards keeping to the One Country two systems agreement with the United Kingdom, Hong Kong was colonised previously by the British and was handed back to China in July 1st, 1997. (Before you think that Hong Kong is better off being colonised by the British, there is a whole bit of history behind that and lots of corruption. After all, Hong Kong was obtained from China in an unjust way. I’ve put a link below for your to read up on the History of Hong Kong, [1]) China has been trying to make it seem that their One Country two systems method will work through Hong Kong. However, it is terribly false. Hong Kong for starters does not even vote for our leader. Over the years since the hand over, Hong Kong citizens have felt and continue to feel that the mainland is closing in on them in subtle ways. In fact, they haven’t just been doing that for Hong Kong only, it’s been happening in the west, look how many things are marked “Made In China”. But, I digress.
Prior to the protests, citizens have previously took to marching on the streets during March and April to protest this corrupt bill.
The citizens of Hong Kong are fearful that it would be used in a corrupt way and would be a gateway for China to extradite and charge anyone in Hong Kong they find that they disagree with. Hong Kongers took to the streets, (most of them in their teens) protesting the Bill on the 9th of June. They were peacefully protesting despite being tear gased, being shot at by rubber bullets and pepper sprayed. However, the police still labelled them as “rioters” rather than “protestors”. For more information on the Extradition Bill, I will have a set of links beneath this post for you to read. [3][4]
Instead of retracting the bill and throwing it out, Carrie Lam persisted. Stating in an interview on the 12th of June, “I’ve never once thought that I’ve been doing this against my conscience. As I’ve said, we firmly believe we have been doing the right thing from the beginning. It’s not only responsible to the victim’s family. Now I can only say being responsible, I cannot promise the victim’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Poon, that the suspect that murdered their daughter can be brought to justice. If young people have taken action, and you don’t give them what you want, what then? To use a metaphor, I’m a mother too, I have two sons. If I let him have his way every time my son acts this way, I believe we will have a good relationship in the short term. But if I indulge in his wayward behaviour, he might regret it after he grows up. He will then ask me, “Mum, why didn’t you remind me back then?” To say I have sold out Hong Kong. How could I have? I grew up here with all other HongKongers. My love for this place has prompted me to make many personal sacrifices.” [5][6]
Watch the full video of the interview here
This caused anger through Hong Kong and specifically struck a chord with mothers in Hong Kong more angry as she basically compared the teenagers that are there to protest the Extradition Bill - peacefully, might I add - to children who are just whining, or acting out. This caused mothers to organise a march for themselves. However, no one would expect the event that would transpire on the 15th of June.
15th June
His name was Marco Leung.
He was only 35, described as “sunshine” by all friends and family and that he did charity work in his spare time. And all in all, a good guy.
When Carrie Lam proposed that she was suspending the bill on the 15th of June, rather than withdrawing the bill, Marco Leung Ling-Kit climbed the elevated podium on the rooftop of Pacific Place, a shopping centre in Admiralty at 4:30 pm. Wearing a yellow raincoat with the words “Brutal police are cold-blooded” and “Carrie Lam is killing Hong Kong” in Chinese written on the back, he hung a banner on the scaffolding with several anti-extradition slogans. After a five-hour standoff, during which police officers and Democratic Party legislator Roy Kwong attempted to talk him down, Leung jumped to his death, missing an inflatable cushion set up by firefighters. This fed the anger of the Hong Kong citizens and even more showed up to the protests on the 16th. Everyone was devastated by the suicide and hoped that there will not be another tragedy like this again. From then on, the yellow raincoat became a symbol of the protests.
An interview later with Marco Leung’s parents revealed that his mother still made breakfast for him, stating “We still pretend he’s with us, it feels as though he hasn’t left us at all.” [7][8]
While he is being hailed a hero and a martyr, it makes me feel uneasy and uncomfortable, because he didn’t do it for everyone else, he did it because he couldn’t bare to see the future where China has rule over Hong Kong. When this happened, it devastated me. However, this was only just the start of the suicides. I will warn you if you are prone to suicidal thoughts or self harm, please be advised that further suicides will be mentioned. Also, I would like to add that suicide is never the way to resolve things, even if you don’t believe you will be missed, you will be.
On the 29th of June, a 21 year old university student, Lo Hiu-Yan, jumped to her death stating “I would use my little life as a sacrifice to fulfil the wishes of two million people, but please press on.” in her final message written on the wall. Then on the 30th of June, just a day later, Zhita Wu, 29, left a heartbreaking message on Facebook, asking Hong Kong to “Add oil”, a common phrase to cheer on others, much like adding fuel to an engine. And that she won’t be at the July 1st protest because she felt like there was no tomorrow and that she was tired and didn’t want to fight for tomorrow anymore. [9][10]
You would have thought that by the end of the month, Carrie Lam would reconsider because of these suicides, but sadly, that is not to be. As I check the Wikipedia page for Hong Kong Protests 2019, it says that there are at least 10 deaths, most of them suspected to be suicides. [11] [12] [14][15]
1st July
As I have mentioned before, 1st of July is the day Hong Kong was handed back to China. Many took to the streets to continue protesting this bill. However, Carrie Lam ignored the protests and ignored the violence caused by the police. As a result, the police continued to become violent and protesters were just being labelled as “rioters”.
As police brutality escalated, citizens got more and more enraged by the police. However, there are also some citizens that actually support the police and are against the protesters. Many started showing their support for the police by wearing blue t-shirts. Despite this, many were still against the police. [13]
Escalation in violence
July 21st, in my opinion, started the escalation of violence on both the protestors and police’s part.
A group of white clad men, suspected to be triad members, started to indiscriminately attack people in the Yuen Long MTR Station. (MTR is the name of Hong Kong’s subway system). Yes, even people that were just getting home from work or a day out were attacked. Police took over 30 minutes to even respond to the incident. A protest was organised, but the police tried to ban it. The protestors defied the ban and went to Yuen Long to protest, saying that they were “Just going shopping in Yuen Long.”
Because of this, some members of Cathay Pacific organised a peaceful protest at the airport in support of the protestors.
By this point, protests were every Sunday and although the protestors were predominantly non-violent, the police still used inhumane methods to disperse them. As if the police couldn’t cause further anger towards themselves from the public, they fired tear gas into residential areas, one of which being Wong Tai Sin.
5th August
To further press their point, a strike was organised all over Hong Kong and about 350,000 people joined in on the strikes. Over 200 flights were cancelled due to this incident. To disperse the protesters, the police used more than 800 canisters of tear gas. On August 6th, a student was arrested for possession of “offensive weapons”. They were laser pens. This act alone proved how desperate the police were to just accuse someone of crimes. This prompted protestors to go to the Space museum and hold a Laser show, pointing their laser pointers at the wall of the space museum.
#Eye4HK movement & Airport protests
On the 11th of August, there was another protest. Protests have been going on for two months now by this point. But what made this protest so different from the rest was that a medic - who was just volunteering her help in the protests -was hit by a bean bag round fired by the police. This made the protestors even more furious, it sparked the #Eye4HK movement. It was started by a Korean actor, Kim Eui Sung on instagram. [16] The next day, the 12th, Cathay Pacific threatened its staff with being fired if they participated in protests. [17] Later on, on the 16th of September, the boss of Cathay Pacific stepped down. [18]
In an outrage, a protest was organised within the airport where from the 12th of August to the 14th, protestors sat in the airport, prompting Airport authority to cancel flights. However, protestors later reflected upon it and decided it wasn’t the correct method to choose and issued an apology over social media. They also went to the airport the next day and personally apologised to the tourists that were delayed.
#BoycottMulan
A movement to Boycott Mulan sparked when, on the 15th of August, the actress for Mulan posted a post in support of the Hong Kong police. [19][20]
The Hong Kong Way
On the 23rd of August, Hong Kongers formed a human chain to draw attention to the movement’s five demands.
The Five demands are:
Complete withdrawal of the extradition bill from the legislative process: Although the Chief Executive announced indefinite suspension of the bill on 15 June, reading on it may be quickly resumed. The bill was “pending resumption of second reading” in the Legislative Council. The bill was formally withdrawn on 23 October.
Retraction of the “riot” characterisation: The government originally characterised the 12 June protest as “riots”. Later the description was amended to say there were “some” protesters who rioted. However, protesters contest the existence of acts of rioting during the 12 June protest.
Release and exoneration of arrested protesters: Protesters consider the arrests to be politically motivated; they also question the legitimacy of police arresting protesters at hospitals through access to their confidential medical data in breach of patient privacy.
Establishment of an independent commission of inquiry into police conduct and use of force during the protests: Civic groups felt that the level of violence used by the police on 12 June, specifically those against protesters who were not committing any offences when they were set upon, was unjustified; police performing stop-and-search to numerous passers-by near the protest site without probable cause was also considered abusive. Some officers’ failure to display or show their police identification number or warrant card despite being required to do so by the Police General Orders is seen to be a breakdown of accountability. The existing watchdog, Independent Police Complaints Council lacks independence, and its functioning relies on police co-operation.
Resignation of Carrie Lam and the implementation of universal suffrage for Legislative Council and Chief Executive elections:Currently, the Chief Executive is selected by a 1,200-member Election Committee, and 30 of the 70 Legislative Council seats are filled by representatives from different sectors of the economy, forming the majority of the so-called functional constituencies, most of which have few elector
Prince Edward Station Incident
On the 31st of August, protestors, despite the ban put in place by police, still went to protest. At night, Prince Edward Station was stormed by the Special Tactical Squad. They beat and pepper-sprayed commuters and protestors alike. Following that, protestors gathered at Mong Kok MTR station to demand they release the CCTV footage of the incident in Prince Edward Station. To this date, there has nothing that has become of this CCTV footage. The pleas have fallen on deaf ears and police have denied that anything even happened. [21] [22]
The Withdrawal of the Bill
On the 4th of September, Carrie Lam decided to (finally) formally withdraw the Extradition Bill. However, being three months too late, this was received particularly badly by the general public. [23] The protestors no longer wanted just this anymore, they wanted the Five Demands they requested. [24]
Starting from the 10th of September, protestors began singing “Glory to Hong Kong” [25] while marching or in various locations. It was a song that was originally posted on the 26th of August. The song was written to include the phrase “光復香港,時代革命” (“Liberate Hong Kong; revolution of our times”). They also went on to initiate campaigns to boycott shopping malls that are owned by The MTR corporation, New Town Plaza, Pro-Beijing shops and corporations.
National Day and Mask ban
On the 1st of October, China’s national day, protestors organised another protest. The violence escalated further as a protestor was shot in the chest by a police officer while he was trying to hit him with a pipe. Police attacked protestors with tear gas, rubber bullets, sponge grenades and water cannons. The protestors fought back, using corrosive fluid, bricks and petrol bombs. 74 protestors were injured and 25 police officers were also injured.
Following that, on the 4th of October, Carrie Lam decided to pass a mask ban in an attempt to stop people from protesting. But This did not stop the protestors. [26]
#BoycottBlizzard
I’m not going to lie, ever since this incident happened, more of the people I have on my facebook are actually posting about the Hong Kong protests. More people have become more aware. On the 6th of October, a gamer known as Blitzchung was kicked out of a professional e-sports tournament after voicing his support for the protestors in Hong Kong in an interview. (“Liberate Hong Kong, revolution of our times” ) Then shortly after, he was banned for 12 months by Blizzard, who are in business with China and made to forfeit the equivalent of $10,000 in prize money. [27] Blizzard also stated that the two interviewers who conducted the interview were fired.
Of course, this has highlighted how even the west walks on eggshells when doing business with China. How they are fearful of being punished otherwise. A good example of high street brands that had to apologise are Versace, Dior, Muji, Zara, Gap, the list goes on… [29]
The backlash Blizzard face from the rest of the world was huge, making the #BoycottBlizzard tag trend on twitter. [28] They have also shortened Blitzchung’s ban to 6 months and will receive his winnings from the tournament. Mei from Overwatch has also become a symbol for the protests as a result. Of course, Blizzard aren’t one of the only companies that came under fire when it comes to the Hong Kong protests. NBA, Apple and even Google have come under fire over the subject.
"To cut a long story short, Daryl Morey, who was the general manager of Houston Rockets, shared a tweet that showed support for Hong Kong anti-government protesters. This caused backlash from China and the NBA has since apologised. [30] Apple and Google pulled the HKmap.live app from their app stores. The app allows Hong Kong protestors to see the location of the police and where tear gas has been fired." [31]
Violence & breach of rights against protestors
On the 11th of October, a livestreamed account of a female university student sparked new anger towards the Hong Kong police. In the account, Sonia Ng, claimed that the police had sexually assaulted her. She also went on to say that detained protestors were body-searched in dark rooms and that others also “suffered sexual violence”. [32]
This is not the first time the police have been accused of sexual harassment. [33]
Many detainees have also come out to speak about the mistreatment of their time detained by the police. [34][35]
In fact, some protestors have prepared “last letters” to their loved ones in case they don’t return to them. [36]
For more information, please check out the Wikipedia page on the 2019 Hong Kong Protests. The link will be provided below. [37]
So, what can you do to help?
Firstly, you’re already helping by reading this long post. I’m going to be a pain and ask you to read the Wikipedia article too for further information. Secondly, have you signed the petition yet? It’s linked at the very top, however, I’ve linked it here too. Thirdly, If you live in the UK, please bring it up to your MPs, if you live in the US, please bring it up to the senator that represents your area. Fourthly, just spread the word, share articles on Facebook or Twitter, in fact, just share all of the links I’ve provided in this post.
Lastly, I ask you to remember those who have died from the protests. Remember Marco Leung, the first person to take his life over the protests. Remember Lo Hiu-Yan and Zhita Wu, who felt like there was no tomorrow and that she was tired and didn’t want to fight for tomorrow anymore. Remember all those who couldn’t bare to see the results in the fight for freedom.
Thank you so much for reading this post. Remember that even if things look bleak, you must press on.
[1] The history of Hong Kong, visualized
[2] Taiwan Murder Case
[3] Everything you need to know about Hong Kong’s extradition law
[4] A digital Cat-and-Mouse Battle between Police and Protesters in Hong Kong
[5] Carrie Lam addresses extradition law controversy
[6] The difference between Police before and Police now
[7] Marco Leung’s suicide
[8] Hong Kong remembering Marco Leung
Lo Hiu-Yan’s Suicide:
[9] https://www.theepochtimes.com/21-year-old-hong-kong-student-dies-after-leaving-message-protesting-extradition-bill_2983629.html
[10] http://shanghaiist.com/2019/06/30/21-year-old-hong-kong-student-leaves-anti-extradition-note-then-jumps-to-her-death/
Zhita Wu’s Suicide:
[11] https://shanghaiist.com/2019/07/01/third-suicide-by-an-anti-extradition-protestor-in-hong-kong-sparks-alarm-bells/
[12] https://www.dimsumdaily.hk/copycat-anti-extradition-suicide/
[13] Joshua Wong’s thoughts on July 1st protests
[14] Another Hong Kong Protester Fell to Her Death After Leaving a Message for the Government
[15] Hong Kong protest Suicides
[16] #Eye4HK: How a Korean actor started social media movement in solidarity with people of Hong Kong
[17] Cathay threatens to fire staff over ‘illegal’ HK protests
[18] Cathay Pacific boss Rupert Hogg quits after protest row
[19] https://twitter.com/AnthonyKFHo/status/1161977889371430914?s=20
[20] Here’s What to Know About the Mulan Boycott
[21] Hong Kong: Rampaging police must be investigated
[22] Hong Kong authorities deny protester death claims after police raid
[23] ‘Too little, too late’: Hong Kong democrats and protesters vow further action despite extradition bill withdrawal
[24] Why are the protesters in Hong Kong not holding back and looking forward to burn with the government
[25] Glory to Hong Kong
[26] Thousands on streets of Hong Kong rage against mask ban
[27] Blizzard bans video game star after he supports Hong Kong protests
[28] Blizzard, Hearthstone and the Hong Kong protests: What you need to know
[29] Versace is the latest major brand to express its “deepest apologies” to China
[30] The NBA’s crisis in China threatens multibillion-dollar ties
[31] Apple pulls HKmap.live app used in Hong Kong protests
[32] Student’s emotional allegation of sexual assault by Hong Kong police sparks investigation and anger
[33] #ProtestToo: Hongkongers adopt anti-sexual harassment rallying cry in response to police assault allegations
[34] More doctors, nurses decry police for arresting first-aiders, preventing treatment
[35] Amnesty accuses Hong Kong police of abuses, torture of protesters
[36] Hear Hong Kong Protesters Read Their Final Goodbyes | The Dispatch
[37] 2019 Hong Kong protests
[38] Lord Alton's opening speech in Hong Kong debate
Good twitters to follow:
HongKongHermit
Joshua Wong
Misakisuzuki
Winnie the Xi
#HKResist Fight for Hong Kong
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What do you think about this week’s episode of Bob’s Burgers, “Mother Author Laser Pointer”?

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Robber Baron Housecat (for Mayfair Exponential Game System/Blood of Heroes/ DC Heroes)
DEX 6 STR 2 BODY 8 INT 14 WILL 6 MIND 6 INFL 8 AURA 6 SPIRIT 5 INIT 32 HERO POINTS 194 POWERS: Shrinking 5 (always on), Claws 6, Jumping 2, Running 9 (effectively 4 after movement penalty for Shrinking), Analytical Smell/Tracking Scent 6, Ultravision 6
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Prison Phone Charges Damage Everyone
My wife's family are bikers. They were not orthodontists who decided to buy a Harleys because they watched Sons of Anarchy and decided to waste out $50,000 on the bike and another $10,000 on all the accessories.
My father-in-law hung out with Banditos. As I was taken in as part of the family in my late teens, I got to meet a lot of them. They are surprisingly supportive people, actually. At least to my wife and me.
It should not be any surprise that my father-in-law and my brother-in-law were in and out of jail. It kind of went with the territory.
The first time I got a call from jail, was at the age of 19. It was 4am, and my father-in-law was in jail for being drunk, kicking in the college kids' neighbor's door, and beating a couple of them. They had decided to use a red laser pointer to aim down at my father-in-law's windows causing several Vietnam Veteran bikers to hit the ground in a panic and kept doing it because they thought PTSD was funny. My father-in-law didn't like that and put a stop to it violently.
Back then, I paid somewhere around $20 for one collect call from jail, asking me to please go tell my mother-in-law he was in jail and she'd know what to do. My spouse was at work, so I rode my motorcycle over and let my mother-in-law know, and she fed me a cup of coffee and laughed because she was there when they hauled his drunk ass away.
Over the years, this would continue with my inlaws. $20 collect calls that turned into private prison phone contractors charging me $5 base and $1 per minute. We had to set up accounts to be billed and were not technically allowed to use a cell phone. That last part might have changed since my father-in-law's passing, but we used cell phones anyways.
The predatory nature of these companies is profoundly unsettling.
As the article cites, the companies that get this cash from prisoners and their families are awarded monopoly contracts and give kickbacks for the privilege of those contracts to the prison industrial complex. That is so unethical it makes me want to scream.
But can we look at the real harm? In the pursuit of fleecing prisoners in US prisons, they are isolating those in jail and harming real American families. These people will end up estranged from family, children, and any social net that might make it easier to avoid going back to jail again.
They have studies that show how keeping these community connections help those convicted of crimes reduce recidivism. I'd say it's instrumental in helping people.
My wife and I were the only ones that could afford the exorbitant prison prices to keep a connection with our loved ones. We paid for ourselves and my mother-in-law to keep calling.
But that's not really the point. It's another corporate pursuit that actively hurts people in service of fleecing cold hard cash out of the desperate.
Fuck these companies, and fuck the politicians that let this happen.
The US's entire attitude and process of dealing with law breaking are horrific and chock full of human rights abuses. Don't even get me started on the food issue. This is from a guy who is in his heart mostly a rule follower, and never been in trouble.
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