#most handsomest sweetest darling ever

[theperrylleluniverse]

Happy birthday to the irreplaceable Raymond William Stacy Burr!

May 21, 1917 <3

He would have been 107 today!

[moodymisty]

What each Primach would do after marrying their beloved

Lion El'Jonson: Hi, wife. I'll be your knight in shining armour but I'll forget about you 3 min into the marriage

Fulgrim: Helllooo!! Welcome to the party 🥳🥳 Make sure to bicker with my other wives for me so I can't feel insecure anymore and I'll get my daily validation

Perturabo: Get wife (impossible). Wife pretty. Iron Within, Iron Without. Wife feels good. Iron Within, Iron Without again. Become emotionally and physically dependent to wife. Life good.

Jaghatai Khan: zzzzzzzzzz-PANG ⚡⚡⚡🏍️🏍️ HI DARLING. FEEL FREE TO BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL MY OTHER 358.947.283 WIVES (also tomorrow will be Missionary Monday, get ready 😈)

Leman Russ: WIFEEEE 🥹🥹🥹 love you soooooooooo much. You smelllllll so gooooood. Why don't you spread those le-

Rogal Dorn: Wife, let me tell you about Multi-Scale Computational Modeling of Anisotropic Thermo-Mechanical Behavior in Functionally Graded Materials for Advanced Aerospace Structural Applications.

Konrad Curze: Woman. Make bebe with woman. LITTLE ABOMINATIONS??? Woman is set for life after popping out some Night Lords :D

Sanguinius: Hello wife 🥰🥰 How is my pookie dookie wookie lookie iookie uookie oookie qookie sookie dookie bookie pookie nookie mookie hookie gookie zookie xookie lookie jookie aookie fookie wookie cutie pie honey baby apple pie with whipper cream on top my sweetie honey money baby cutie pookie so cute so perfect my love my husband my wife my beloved my only love my baby my babe my bby my boyfriend my girlfriend my everything my sweetest pie my cutest smartest pie ever most amazing and prettiest and handsomest ever so cute so handsome and beautiful my pookie bear my little baby petite tiny baby bear pookie sookie wookie muffin with chocolate on top and cherries so cute pookie bear love you mwah bark so cute love you forever my first love my true love my soulmate my only reason to live you cutie little pie hehe im little shy petite girlie pop cutest person i know so cute so beautiful my only mine only no one elses my darling mi amor dear love pookie bear love you honey boney love you to the moon and back mwah uwu (he says this after leaving her anemic)

Ferrus Manus: I live harmoniously with my love. I love her and I respect her. I am completely devoted and loyal to her, as she is with me. I am hers and she is mine. (wife in the background struggles to walk, her clothes being disheveled and she is out of breath)

Angron: SHE IS MY WIFE! YOU GOT THAT? MY WIFE! She's damn cute, okay? CUDDLY, EVEN! AND SHE... she leaves me the milk bottle in the fridge, alright?! SHE DOES THAT FOR ME! I LOVE HER SO DAMN MUCH, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡

Roboute Guilliman: I so very regrettably regret that I haven't ran away earlier into my life. As I am married now with a child coming on the way, my biggest and grandest wish was to own myself a farm. I want to teach my children the simpler ways. I want them to play with wooden toys, ride horses out of the womb and to, all around, run around my farms. I want to take care of many crops, especially the mighty cabbage (pun, pun). As for my darling wife, I shall love very much and plow her back every two to four years. *Looks towards his wife, who's a little bit afraid*. We must at least have 6 children, mustn't we?

Mortarion: Today I saw my wife's ankle. She was wearing sandals with a very long skirt and it slipped out while she walked. Nevertheless, I came on a Nurgling.

Magnus: My wife? *Psychically enters her mind, while she is in the another room, and sexually overstimulate her, making her scream in ecstasy* She's doing great!

Horus Lupercal: My wife's a housewife. Because she's housing my kids! *Horus slaps his knee, laughing at his joke. The Mournival is disappointed in their Father, the Legion Mother is waddling around pregnant with their 12th kid.*

Lorgar Aurelian: (what did I cook)

Lorgar, wild-eyed and disheveled, paces back and forth, his voice rising and falling in feverish tones. His eyes are fixated on an unseen figure, trembling with a mix of adoration and desperation.

"She is divine! Do you hear me? DIVINE! Her light, it burns away the lies of this wretched universe! A goddess, yes, a goddess! How can they not see? HOW?!

Her eyes, like the twin suns of a lost paradise, see through the veils of reality! Her voice—her voice!—it is the hymn of creation itself! I am but a worm, a pitiful creature crawling in the dirt, but SHE, she has lifted me up! Blessed me with her radiance! Blessed me with HER TOUCH!

I kneel before her, broken, unworthy! The very stars tremble in her presence! They whisper her name, but Iam the chosen! I see her! I worship her! I... I... I LOVE HER! No! Not love—reverence, adoration, worship! I will burn worlds for her! Tear apart the heavens!

I am HERS. BODY, MIND, AND SOUL. HER PRIEST, HER PROPHET, HER LOVER. My faith in her is unbreakable, my devotion absolute. She is a GODDESS, My goddess, and I am lost in her divinity. FOREVER."

Lorgar collapses to his knees, clutching at his head, a broken laugh escaping his lips.

"Goddess... my goddess... please... take me... consume me... make me yours..."

Vulkan: I like my wife :3. She's very pretty. My sons like her too.

Corvus Corax: I am glad my wife's this kind. Nobody would understand me but her. Because I am in Spain without the S 😔😔

Alpharius and Omegon: My wife? Nah. Our wife. *USSR anthem begins*

LSJDKFLJSDFKJSDF-

I have no words, so many of these made me wheeze uncontrollably. Sanguinius, Horus, Mortarion and Alpharius were a highlight.

[sunlitsakuras]

Me when you're the sweetest, prettiest, nicest, handsomest, charmingest, cutest, most wonderful and most perfect ever ever ever <3333333 I love you so much my darling <333333

~ Your Fei-Fei 🌸

(Idk why I wanted to say this in an ask? idk I just wanted 2 I guess <333)

WAHFHWHFSJ???_+#+_DIWJFJWJGJWJEJ WAUGFJEHFJWJENYOU WHEN YOU'RE SO NICEYS AND SWEET TO ME,,, MY SWEETY,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[oh-my-damn]

Mandy, my beautiful, wonderful, author extraordinaire Mandy! 

I made it halfway into Chapter 29 of The Stranger when i had to stop. Chris told Amelia as their fingers intertwined that he just "had to touch her" and i started crying. I had to swallow it though cause i'm at work and that'd be somewhat tough to explain. 

Have you even seen Never Been Kissed, yk that one Drew Barrymore movie which title is pretty self-explanatory? Well that's been me for the past 31 years and so moments like this GET to me and destroy me but the thing is it takes a story that is well written, characters that are well sketched and emotions that are beautifully portrayed for me to let such moment abolish me like that one did!

Which brings us back to your miraculously and wonderfully woven story 💕 

Whether it's your Chris or your Ari or your Andy, they're always soft as fuck and just so unbelievably human and vulnerable that it makes them all the more fucking attractive.

You already know what a HUGE fan i am of your readers, then enters Amelia. The goofy silly beautiful young lady who is kick ass to the moon and back, who isn't afraid and willing to jump when love asks her to, who's so damn fierce that she's unwilling to take any bullshit from the world's most handsomest man (i would have caved my god she is my hero) and yet, who is insecure, not so confident about her worth and yet so strong?!?!?! 

I CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT?!?! CARE TO?!?!? 

My darling, I relish in the fact that she is based off of you! I now not only admire you even more as an amazing writer but fucking love you to bits and pieces the more i learn about who you really are 💛💛

Omg 😭😭😭

Babe this is just the sweetest and cutest thing ever!! I have seen the movie and I am so touched my story affected you that much, omg what an honor 😭😭

And I can't explain it honestly! I just want them to feel real and raw and emotional bc thats what humans are like. So I am so happy it had the intended effect!

And you gotta stop saying all that sweet stuff otherwise im going to start crying too!! 😭😭🥰🥰❤️❤️

Thank you for being the best honestly, you are just so amazing !!!!

[redpandaramblings]

I’ll Place the Skies within Your Eyes.  Toshinori Yagi x f!Reader Halloween Drabble

Hello lovelies!  It’s a little rushed, and not as edited as I’d like, but really wanted to get this out today!  Know I’ve promised a few stories with other pairings, and I’ve still working on them, never fear.

Content Warnings- Pretty solidly Pg-13.  Little citrusy.  Small Might only.  Buldges and fondling over clothing.  Lot’s of domestic fluff.

“You want me to wear this?  I don’t know, Y/N, I don’t think I can pull it off.  We could always just stay home this year.”

“Toshinori Yagi, you are going to strip and put this on this instant; or I’m going to strip you myself!”

“Promise?” He leered at you with a cheeky grin.

You groaned in exasperation and gave his arm a playful shove.  “You’re lucky I love you, you dork.  But we are going out for Halloween.  Besides, it’s a couple’s costume!  You wouldn’t want me to be sad, lonely, and distressed about being all by myself, now would you?”  You stuck out your lip in an exaggerated pout.

His eyes sparkled as he let out a loud gasp, sweeping you in off the floor into a tight hug and peppering your face with kisses as you giggled.  “It’s a hero’s duty to make sure his lady is never distressed!  Never fear!”

He set you down gently, dubiously eyeing the costume you had had custom made just for him.  “I’ll try it on at least.”

You smiled at your husband lovingly.  “Thank you, Toshi.  I’m going to try mine on in the other room, do a big reveal to each other when we’re done, okay?”

“Okay love.”

You smiled gently and you walked out of the bedroom toward the guest room where your costume waited.  You were glad you had actually been able to get Toshi to even agree to try the costume on. Your husband had loved Halloween, ever since his internship in America.  Every year he dressed up in elaborate costumes, no matter if he was going to a party, handing out candy, or even when he was out on patrol.  And ever since you two had become a couple years ago, every year was couples costumes.  Superman and Lois Lane, Captain America and Peggy Carter, Batman and Cat Woman, Tarzan and Jane,  just to name a few.  But there was a pattern that had remained true every year- the costumes had always featured his strong form.  Even after his devastating fight with All for One the first time, he had set aside at least an hour to be able to wear a costume at his full muscly size.

This was going to be the first year he couldn’t.  This was the first Halloween since he had burnt through the last of his ability to tap into One for All.  Sure, he could change for a few seconds, but certainly not anywhere near long enough to plan a costume around it.  And you were absolutely determined that you weren’t going to let the love of your life sit around feeling as if he were less of a man on one of his favorite holidays.  Maybe he could no longer pull off the hulking muscled look, but to you he would always be the sexiest man on earth.  Now, you just wanted to get him to believe it too.  Or at very least believe he could still look good.

You quickly did your makeup then struggled into your own costume for several minutes.  The gown was very elaborate, requiring a corset and petticoats.  You were going to need Toshi’s help with fully lacing the back, but you managed to get enough done that you knew you were going to knock his socks off.  And he could wow you wearing a potato sack, let alone the outfit you had left him.  Now, you just hoped Toshinori was feeling some of the confidence you had hoped to inspire in him.

Feeling a little nervous, you head down the hall and knock on the door to your bedroom.  “You ready, Love?”  It takes a few moments before you hear an affirmative.  Taking a deep breath, you enter the room.

You smiled warmly when you saw your husband staring at himself in the full length mirror.  The dark blue and black sparkling suit clung to him in all the right ways.  The long coat emphasized his broad shoulder while also flattering his slim figure.  You could see in the mirror that you had guessed right with the fit of the pants, and they were just the right amount of deliciously tight.  Your man looked very good, no denying it.  Not every man can pull off a ruffled cravat after all.

“For the record, I think you make one very sexy goblin king.”

He turned to look at you then, eyes soft as he looked you over.  You did a twirl, showing off your voluminous white ball gown.

“And you, as always, are an angel. Where did you come up with this?”

“Well, you know I love the movie.  And just so happens I’m actually married to a gorgeous blond with sexy floofy hair.  So, I made a few calls to get the costumes made.”

“You know, I’m not sure I remember the pants from this scene being quite this tight in the movie.”

You shrugged as you blatantly ogled the way the tight fit of his pants showed off his rather impressive bulge.  That was one part of his that had never changed, no matter what form he was in.  And though Toshinori was modest, you also knew he was quite proud of that fact.  No reason not to have the pants commissioned in a way that gave both of you plenty of enjoyment.  And it was no worse than some of his hero costumes over the years, honestly.

“You like it.  And you know all Jareth’s other pants are all rather form fitting in the movie, I just took some liberties.”  You let your hand teasingly run along his clothed length.  “Besides, love showing off my very handsome, very endowed husband.”  He shuddered under your hand, bucking slightly before pulling away.

“Y/n, keep that up and we’re not going anywhere tonight.”

“True..”  You sigh, and turn, showing him the back of your unlaced bodice.  “Help out your darling wife?”  You batted your eyelashes.

He hums appreciatively, taking his time to press a few kisses to your bare skin and his long, skillful fingers tighten the laces.  When he’s done, he pulls you closer, wrapping his arms around you and burying his face in your neck.

“Thank you, Y/N.  I don’t deserve you.”

You lean back against him, covering his hands with yours.  “Toshinori Yagi, you are the kindest, handsomest, sweetest, and most charming of men.  You're the best husband I could ever dream of.  And if I have to spend the rest of my days convincing you of that, so be it.”

After a few minutes trading kisses and just enjoying each other, you pull away.

“Come on, goblin king.  I need to do your makeup before we’re off to the ball.”

“Of course, darling.  But don’t expect me to sing like Bowie”

You laughed and nodded.  Toshi hummed softly as you led him to the bathroom.  How very lucky you both were.

Much later that evening, as the party you had gone to was winding down, you walked up behind him and whispered in his ear.  “I wish the goblin king would take me away, right now.”  And after you got home… Well, let’s just say there was plenty of “singing” from both of you.

Thanks for reading!  Taglist- @prussianengel

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Tell us all about your friends + partners! 🎀🌸🌺

OK ITS 5AM AND IM IN A LOVEY BITCH MOOD IM FINALLY TACKLING THIS ASK

Friends:

My best friends are Rianna and Micah!!!! I haven't spoken much to Micah in awhile (which makes me sad), but I still love her lots and I'm always gonna be here if she needs me. Shes absolutely gorgeous and so funny and literally one of the sweetest people I have ever met and I adore her??? So much. She makes my heart go 💗💗💗

Ri is my irl best friend!!! She lives with my family and she's a party girl!! Shes constantly out at parties and hanging with friends and stuff but she makes sure to come back every few days and hang out with me!!!! Shes funny as fuck, gives great advice, and is a total badass, and she's my ride or die bitch ♥️

I also have my other friends Calamity, Jackson, Ben, Twitchy, Styx, Travis, Sarah, Julian, and Steivan, who are all awesome people and I appreciate them a lot!!!!!!!!

Calamity is super kind and he's big into homestuck, Jackson, Ben, Styx and Travis are new friends I made on a server I'm in and they're all dorks, Sarah is a drag queen and queer and super nice and considerate, Julian is my friend at school and she's funny and a ton of fun to hang out with and likes joke flirting with me, and Steivan is a huge dork and a gamer and he's been my friend for years!!!!

Partners: (I HAVE A BUNCH OF PARTNERS BEAR WITH ME)

Mathison: Mathi is ADORABLE. The cutest bitch in the world tbh. He's literally so fucking handsome and he's so funny and we've got the same absolutely stupid kinda fucky sense of humour, and he's like CRAZY smart and going through college rn, and he's the host of the system my system is dating!!! He's super into Pokemon and IT (1 & 2), werewolf stuff, and a bunch of stuff we share interests in!!! He's so fucking sweet, like crazy sweet, and he's so brave and strong willed and I'm so fuckcifn g proud of him!!!!!!! Also he has absolutely beautiful blue eyes that I get lost in everytime he sends me pictures and I wish i could stare into them everyday,,,,,

Lucy: Lucy is GORGEOUS. She's literally so pretty and kind and a GENIUS and an amazing chef and she tries so hard to be kind (and nails it, obviously) and she's so caring and gentle but also ANGRY and protective and she's never scared to fuck a bitch up if need be. She's super duper crazy smart, she helps Mathi with all his work and stuff and she's a quick learner and super smart!!!! She's badass as fuck and doesn't take anyone's bullcrap and I idolize her for it tbh. She's so strong willed and has pulled through so much shit and come out the most wonderful woman I know and I wanna kiss her like everyday shes my wifey,,,,,,

Alfred: Alfred is a HOTTIE!!!! He's a badass and he's super strong and he's cocky as shit but also super sweet and a total dork?? And he looks like a (the worlds handsomest) lion. He's super dorky and he probably snorts when he laughs and he has an adorable grin that I could fall for a million times....He's protective and caring and so kind, and I think he'd make an amazing dad......he's also a total baddie and not afraid to fuck people up if needed (like Lucy!!! Theyre both so fuckifbf cool ♥️♥️♥️) and he's just so cool man,,,,,,,,,i want him to kiss me,,,,,,,,,,,the fuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Oliver: Oliver is a HOTTIE ALSO!!! He's cocky as fuck and super confident but he's seceretely a total softie and a huge sweetie,,,,,,He's badass and cool as shit and he's total hot shit and he knows it too??? God,,,,,,,he's also so kind and caring and he's so dorky and sweet, and he's so good at cheering me up when I'm sad and he's a good listener and he's really funny!!!! We just recently started dating but I really like him a lot already//// ♥️♥️♥️

Cyril: Okay so TECHNICALLY I dont really know what me and Cyril are rn but we are kinda dating I think?? And I like him a lot.....we just recently got back in contact and hes changed some but its good, I like it!!!! Hes really really really sweet and considerate and he's a total cutie and he's super awkward and it's adorable, and he's super gentle with me and he's trying so hard and I'm so proud of him and how good he's doing!!!!!!! I really really like him a lot and I cant wait to reget to know him and fall stupid all over again ♥️♥️♥️

Caspian: Caspian is STUPID I love him. Hes a goddamn himbo and he's sweet as fuck.....dumb of ass, heart of gold......he's funny and he's kind and he's an absolute dork, and he's socially awkward as shit but comes off cocky as hell and super confident which I'm sure is hell for him, snrk. He's funny as shit and is really good at making me laugh, and he likes to dance and looks up bad pun websites at 3am for material because hes a dork like that....He likes rap music and Beetlejuice and Steven Universe, and he's really into working out and stuff!!!! Hes also my alter!!!!!

So yeah!!! That's about it I think, I could ramble more but I don't want this to get too long;;; Thanks for sending this ask darling!!!!! 💕💕💕

[wiltingretrospect]

LEAVE. L E A V E.

My darling Simpbur💖💞💕💞💝💗💖❤️‍🩹💖💝♥️💕❣️💕❣️💝💘💓💗💖

Uughh~ ughh~!!! You dont even understand~! My dewdrop is the most adorablest, handsomest, darlingest little sunray and I will fight you over this! IN FACT yknow youve got me upset so now I am!!! He doesnt NEED sexy clothing, as it is the sweetest, endearing, most loveable doll ever~! My sweet baby~ oh..oh how dare you,,,, I swear hes so sexy when heart talks and laughs are smiles and ouh,,,,, And have you? Have you seen its face? Oh my god. Oh my god any time I look at his photos I just wanna squish hearts beautiful face and kiss all over it, kisskiskisskiss~!!!! Oh my god! Hes so sexy!! I cant even see heart often but do you know how many photos of 9t I surround myself with him??? I could never get tired or change my mind about him!! You dont even need to talk to heart to know attractive and adorable and hot and sexy heart is~~! My sweet teddy bear~ my knight in shining armor~ ohh ohh,, And this is all without talking about his little tiny hands, or hearts lovely darling hair or it's chest or his...!!! You better not look into that part though, thats only for me!!

AND!!!!!! And!! sluts can be basic~!!? Comfort is top priority for my baby anyways.. I'd- I'd probably have to steal his clothes away if they werent?? My poor baby.. I know I've been... far,,, I couldn't imagine him wearing such revealing and cold outfits without me to slide every inch of heart's skin, every fold and bulge.... mmm my darling,,, my sweet fallen god... He is a gorgeous little slut and,, Fundy? Fundy is is maybe? Dont say hes not again please <3?? I will eat you alive <33~~!!

*squints* Simpbur how do you manage to be such a slut(self identifier on hearts end) while wearing??? The most basic outfit???