#most creatures on earth cant handle their drink

[injuries-in-dust]

Sequel...

Alien assassin: okay, this time I gave the human a bottle of poison.

Alien comrade: did you-

Alien assassin: yes, I told them it was another delicacy from my homeworld. In reality it was a solution containing 40% alcohol!

Alien comrade: the stuff-

Alien assassin: yes, the stuff we coat poison darts with. The humans have a very appropriate saying, "go big, or go home!"

*human comes into the room, holding their head.*

Human: Oh hey 👋, thanks for that drink. It was okay. Not to my taste, but it was great when I mixed it with some ginger ale. Was just like a Moscow Mule.

*human grips side of their head*

Human: and kicks just as hard. Do you know where I can find a bacon sandwich on this ship?

Alien assassin *puts head in hands* : I'm going home.

Alien assassin: I told the human that I was gifting them a delicacy from my homeworld. But I really gave them a block of the deadly chemical Theobromine! THEY WILL BE DEAD BY DAWN MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

*human walks into the room*

Human: Oh hey 👋 I want to thank you for your gift. Best chocolate I ever had. Do you know where I can get more?

Alien: